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Building Tourism Bridges with Australia


Kuta Weekly Indonesian Tourism Sales sector, the promotional tour has
This Week Mission to Australia to adopted the theme of "sports and well
being." In keeping with this theme, one of
Include Large Bali Delegation
Page Promoting
the activities slated during the Australian
sales mission is a
Sports and Well golf tournament.
Current News 1 - 10 Being.
In 2009,
the Australian
T h e
Sports News 12 - 26 Indonesian Ministry of
market moved
into the top
Culture and Tourism is position as the
Real Estate 18- 24 targeting 620,000
Australian visitors to
leading source of
foreign tourists to
Crossword 27 Indonesia for 2010. To
achieve this, the
Bali, displacing
the Japanese
Sudoku 27 government is
coordinating a sales
w h o h a d
traditionally
mission to Australia
It’s All About Bali 30 scheduled for mid-
May 2010.
dominated Bali
tourist arrivals.
Australian arrivals
Joke Corner 31 The sales to Bali in 2009 totaled 446,042,
mission, to include 28 hotel and tour improving 45.43% over 2008. Through
Horoscopes 32 operators from Bali, will visit four the end of Q1 2010 Australian arrivals
Australian cities: Perth, Darwin, continued to grow marking an
Melbourne and Sydney.
World News 27- 40 With the government acting as
increase of 68.93% year-on-year
over 2009.
the marketing partner with the private

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New Immigration Rules Revoked at Bali's Airport


Reacting to Long Passenger In operation for only a
Delays and Bitter Complaints, week, the additional layer of
Minister of Justice Indefinitely b u r e a u c r a c y o f
Suspends New Border Control photographing and
Measures at Bali's Airport. fingerprinting arriving tourist
After angry complaints was added to the tasks of
from arriving tourists compelled immigration officers already
to stand in line at Bali's airport for overwhelmed with
up to four or more hours, the administering a multi-step
border control management visa-on-arrival process.
(BCM) procedures requiring During peak traffic times at
fingerprints and photos of Bali's airports delays
arriving passengers have been exceeding 4 hours were
ditched on instructions from the reported after the introduction
Minister of Justice and Human of the new procedures.
Rights. On Monday, May 3,
2010, the fingerprinting and
photography requirements
were suspended until
further notice reducing waiting increase from a two-
time more normal parameters, tiered US$10/US$25 visa-on-
but a still intolerable 2 hour arrival policy to a flat US$25 fee
period during peak traffic when it was discovered that
periods. some US$300,000 in visa funds
The government has had been misappropriated by
promised not to reintroduce the immigration officials at the Bali
system until an adequate airport. Said Wijaya: "According Golfer Tiger Woods' withdrawal blamed on 'bulging
amount of equipment and to what I read in the newspaper,
personnel can be put in place to immigration increased the fee to d***'
facilitate the smooth flow- reduce corrupt acts. This is their back," she can be heard waiting in line to get a Phil
internal problem; this is not the AN anchor on America's
through of arriving passengers. saying in the clip. Mickelson autograph yelled out:
proper policy to resolve the Golf Channel made an
Immigration Comes ESPN's Steve Levy made "Say goodbye to No. 1, Tiger.
Under Criticism problem." embarrassing slip when
the same blooper in 1995 when Kiss it goodbye" as Woods
Despite the hasty When the corruption of referring to Tiger Woods' reporting that New England walked past.
retreat by immigration visa-on-arrival fees was withdrawal from The Patriots cornerback Maurice Hurst "Be polite," Mickelson
authorities, criticism of the poor discovered the officials involved Players Championship in was out with a bulging disc. told the boy.
level of service provided to were forced to return the stolen Florida yesterday. His co-anchor Keith For the record, The
Bali's inbound visitors persists. money and given administrative Woods, who was playing Olberman couldn't stop laughing Players Championship was won
Ida Bagus Ngurah sanctions. Then, in order to in his third tournament since and was in tears by the time they by South African golfer Tim
Wijaya, the Chairman of the avoid the future possibility of a returning from his self-imposed t o o k a
Bali Tourism Board (BTB), 30-day US$25 visa fees being sex scandal exile that lasted commercial
quoted in Radar Bali, said the booked at the 7-day US$10 fee nearly five months, blamed a break.
short-live BCM measures did with the difference for wayward bulging disk in his upper back for Meanw
damage to Bali's tourism officials, the government merely his decision to pull out of the $9.5 hile, Woods
industry. increased the fee to US$25 for million tournament. was heckled
Wijaya said the now- all visitors. But while reporting on by a young boy
abandoned police had little use Wijaya also complained the withdrawal of Woods, the following his
and was just the latest in a list of of the lack of prior consultation female anchor instead blamed a exit in the
"sloppy" actions performed by by Immigration with the Bali "bulging d**k." tournament,
the agency in charge of Tourism Boars and other tourism "He has been playing CBS reported.
guarding the nation's gateways. stakeholders before major with a neck injury for about a T h e
Citing another example, changes in immigration policy month and thinks it could be a boy who
Wijaya pointed to the recent are introduced. bulging d**k, disc, in his upper
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Experts astounded by
'city of gonads' jellyfish
Tasmanian scientists have discovered a
new species of jellyfish in Hobart's River
Derwent and given it a sexy name.
The species is only a few millimetres wide
and scientists say it looks like a flying saucer with a
cluster of gonads, or sex organs, on top.
Scientists discovered the jellyfish while

surveying the
waters outside the CSIRO
in Hobart.
The new species
has been named
Csiromedusa medeopolis,
meaning "jellyfish from
CSIRO" and "city of
gonads".
Launceston jellyfish
expert Lisa-Ann Gershwin
says it is an astounding
discovery.
"It's absolutely
different from every other
jellyfish that's ever been
known," Dr Gershwin said.
"So we not only put
it into its own new species
and its own new genus, but
it's actually a brand new
family."
Dr Gershwin says
the find is also
tremendously exciting.
"Quite possibly and
quite humbly the greatest
discovery of my career,
ever. I mean I'll be lucky if I
ever get a discovery even
half as incredible again,"
she said.
"You know any mum
with a new bub is always
excited, but when you have
a whole family of new bubs I
think it's triply exciting."
Dr Gershwin says
the jellyfish is harmless to
humans.

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Bali The Right Way France step closer to outlawing burqa


FRANCE will move a step have all agreed to back wearing of the full veil, a
H o w d y Garlic lane but he was on a bike so not much hope of
catching him, and may I say the staff at The Legend closer towards outlawing the five-point resolution in the total ban risks making Muslims
H o w d y National Assembly. feel like outcasts.
folks, I hope Bar were very helpful in calming me down, even going the full Islamic veil
and asking the people on bikes on the street if anyone tomorrow when parliament Lawmakers will declare Mr Sarkozy has declared
your week is that "radical practices which the burqa "not welcome" in
new anything of the theft. Anyway when I arrived adopts a formal resolution
doing well or violate the dignity and equality secular France and is in favour of
back at my hotel, The Lokha, the security guard asked
at least a what had happened, after I told him he took my condemning the burqa as between men and women, such legislation to outlaw it, although
little better partner and I to Kuta police station, had a word with an affront to the nation's as the wearing of the full veil, are he has also warned against
than the the officer and the officer then took my statement, all values. contrary to the values of the stigmatising Muslims.
poor young the time being very helpful. The non-binding republic".
girl who just spent seven months of her life in measure to be passed by the Parliament
pursuit of a fantastic personal achievement by May be I was helped because I was not alone and the National Assembly will set the
hotel security took me, perhaps it was what he said to "deems it necessary that
sailing around the world solo. I ask you all, what tone for debate in July on broad all useful means be put in
drives a person to undertake such a humongous the officer I don't know, but they were very good, not
much chance of ever seeing my crucifix that I had for
legislation barring Muslim place to ensure the
task? Can you imagine the sensational feeling this women from wearing the full veil, protection of women who
33 years again though.
young Australian girl would be feeling by known as the burqa or the niqab. are subjected to violence
completing that trip, how scared she would have Thank you for your time and as I said please send me France is on course to and pressure and in
been at certain points along the way, to come a copy each week and keep up the good work. become the second European particular are forced to
home and be stripped of any title or record that country after Belgium to declare wear the full veil", the
might have been hers. Regards, from Perth the face-covering veil illegal in resolution says.
Are these people for real?? You're telling me this Name Withheld public places, reviving the It will be the first
girl had met all the requirements, touched base at debate on Islam's place in time that the National
the prescribed meeting points around the world Ok on this and most occasions I think the locals are Europe. Assembly will vote on a
and is now told that she didn't venture far enough very helpful, however there are obviously a small "All of France will say resolution, a measure
north of the equator so isn't entitled to a record. percentage that aren't willing to go the distance 'non' to the full veil and will ask that was brought in under
Balls to the people that say she didn't do it when required. I am very sorry about your gold chain that this practice be prohibited on constitutional reform in
correctly. The facts are the facts and she did travel being stolen, as I would hate to lose something that I the territory of the republic," 2008 to allow lawmakers
around the world solo in her little yacht battling the valued while on holidays. I will say to all our readers, speaker Bernard Accoyer said. to make a national
unforgiving ocean, finishing her journey “PLEASE” look after your possessions as best you Debate on the burqa ban statement.
unscathed. I say well done young lady, you're a can and they won't be stolen. Some people struggle has prompted warnings that it Next week, Mr
winner in my eyes and you deserve all the to put food on the table for their families here and the could provoke community Sarkozy's cabinet will
recognition and accolades due to you. Should opportunistic nature of your loss is a common thing in tension in a country that is home examine a draft bill that
more young Australians be as motivated as you heavily trafficked tourist destinations around the to biggest Muslim minority, which will impose fines on
we may find our great country striving forward world, not just Bali. estimated at between five and six women who wear the full
even harder than it is now. I hope you all million. veil while men convicted
have a good Supporters of the ban of forcing women to
Now that's off my chest, I would like to reflect back week and argue they are not attacking cover themselves could
on a story I did a few weeks ago about a fellow who enjoy the religious freedoms but rather face up to one year in jail
lost his wallet and explained that he didn't get any paper, until upholding women's rights, with and a hefty fine.
help from the local law men. I received an email next week one prominent group saying the F r e n c h
from a fellow in Perth who clearly had good help punters, Karn new law will liberate young politicians have said the
while here. The email is as follows: The Pies Muslim girls growing up in law will also apply to
France. wealthy tourists from the
Hi guys, Opponents warn that the
First off thank you for your entertaining newspaper, Middle East and the Gulf
ALIASJ........ move will further stigmatise
Ok my Gold Cross and Chain, was stolen from who are often seen fully
around my neck on Jl Padma in Legian at 1.15am on French Muslims by taking aim at veiled in luxury shops on
Monday 12th April and having only just arrived a tiny minority - fewer than 2000 the Paris boulevards.
home I had to tell my story. women, according to the interior France's Council
ministry - who wear the head-to- of the Muslim Faith, a
In your copy dated the 8th -14th April, you tell of toe veil. government body
people losing wallets and alike and the police not President Nicolas created to improve inter-
wanting to take a statement without a payment of Sarkozy's right-wing UMP party faith relations, has said
100,000 rupiah. After my loss, as you can imagine I and the opposition Socialists that while it opposes the
wanted to kill someone, and I did chase the thief up along with other smaller parties
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The latest Lebanese shot
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Carla Bruni and Kylie confesses to clothes hanger


phobia
Nicolas Sarkozy sex Aussie pop princess Kylie Minogue has confessed to
having an unusual phobia - clothes hangers.
romp kept Queen Asked in a magazine interview about what her
wardrobe was like, the singer said she had a room in her
London home where everything was laid out.
FRENCH first lady Carla Bruni "The problem is I hate putting things on hangers,"
reportedly kept Queen Elizabeth Minogue told Elle.
waiting while she had sex with "I have a hanger phobia - I don't like the way they
President Nicolas Sarkozy. sound when you put them in the wardrobe.
Bruni, 42, told US first lady Michelle "And I've got far too many shoes, but they look
Obama she was making love with her so pretty I don't like to hide them away."
husband while Britain's 84-year-old monarch
cooled her heels, The Sun reports.
And although the former model did not
identify the "senior head of state" left waiting,
speculation mounted in France that it was the
Queen.
The Sarkozys spent a night at Windsor
Castle during an official trip shortly after their
marriage two years ago.
Bruni, whose past lovers include Mick
Jagger and Eric Clapton, is said to have
shared sex-life secrets with the US
President's wife during a meeting in the
States.
Lombok Volcano Springs to Life The claims were made in a book by
American journalist Jonathan Alter.
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Director Justin Sisely auctions off Aussie virginities Bali Loses a Loyal Supporter
A SYDNEY plan to sell herself. P e t e r R i e g e r, B a l i E - fund that raised
waitress is She said she Commerce Pioneer, Dead at money to help keep
selling her signed up to the Balinese children in
65.
virginity, with controversial project to school.
The death has been
final bidders earn money and to Rieger, together
confirmed of the CEO of
change perceptions about with his Taiwanese-born
facing off in a sex.
Bali.com and Bali Villas Peter
live auction. Rieger. The German-born wife, Isabella Lin, were
"Technically I'm high profile figures in
In a new Rieger had been resident in Asia
selling my virginity for Bali, particularly at
low in reality-TV, since 1971 working in a number
money, technically that culinary and wine
the debauched of travel-related jobs, including
would be classified as events. Peter Kurt Karl
deal is the publishing travel guides and to handle final
prostitution, but it's not Rieger was a member of the
brainchild of a working with a leading European arrangements.
going to be a regular thing, Chaine De Rotisseurs in Bali.
Melbourne film- travel company. In the 1990s he The staff and
price, with the remaining so in my head I can justify Local press reports state
maker who plans to turn it into a established his highly successful m a n a g e m e n t o f
10 per cent going to the Nevada that I'm not going to be a that the 65-year-old Rieger was
documentary. real estate, villa management balidiscovery.com are saddened
brothel where the auction will be prostitute," she said. admitted to Bali's Sanglah
Justin Sisely has spent and travel portal run in by the death of a friend and
held. One of the male virgins, General Hospital on Tuesday,
more than a year recruiting male conjunction with a popular local respected competitor and
Bids will be placed online known as Alex, 20, said he had May 4, 2010, where he was
and female virgins willing to travel forum dedicated to Bali. extend their prayers and
before the final auction. applied as a way of meeting tentatively diagnosed as suffering
auction themselves on camera. Responding to Bali's condolences to Isabella and
Sisely said virgins someone. Another candidate, from Dengue fever. He died on
However, he faces being economic crisis precipitated by everyone at Bali.com and Bali
previously selected had left the known as Ronan, said he was Thursday afternoon at 5:25 pm..
charged with prostitution if he terrorist bombings in 2002, Villas in this time of
project and he was forced to find sick of waiting for the right girl Rieger's wife, Isabella Lin,
goes ahead with the deal on Rieger established a charitable
others willing to sell themselves. and would consider any offers.
Australian soil. "John" said he was
Speaking for the first He was in Sydney last year
holding "auditions" with posters willing to have sex with a male or A Free Man by the End of May
time since selecting his subjects, female bidder.
Sisely said yesterday that he calling for "Virgins Wanted" over Australian Trade Unionist blaming union rivals for hold sway with the Bali
an image of the Virgin Mary. "Money is a good courts who render a sentence
now planned a face-to-face Paul McJannet Gets Five setting him up. His final ploy of
"The hardest part is telling incentive but I'm really more that will see McJannet set free on
auction in the US state of Month Sentence from Bali p l e a d i n g i l l h e a l t h a n d a
the parents, they hate me," said excited about the journey I'm May 28, 2010.
Nevada - home to "sin city" Las Court for Smuggling psychological addiction to
Sisely, who confirmed he had about to go on," he said.
Vegas - with bidders in the same The project has Marijuana.
room as those auctioning off moved the sale to the US after
receiving a warning letter from the infuriated family advocates, with Australian trade unionist
their virginity. Family First Senator Steve Paul McJannet had had his day
Sisely will pay each Victorian Government.
A 21-year-old from Fielding branding it "absurd, in court on the island of Bali.
virgin $20,000 and they will also ridiculous and disgusting". The 48-year-old crane
receive 90 per cent of the sale Sydney, who uses the pseudonym
Veronica, said her parents were operator and union activist from
P e r t h , We s t e r n A u s t r a l i a
Woman says three bags a popcorn a day damaged her lungs received a sentence of only five
months, much less than the
A NEW York woman has Workers who fifteen year maximum
filed a lawsuit after her 16- packaged the popcorn for punishment he could have
year popcorn habit left her manufacturer ConAgra received for trying to smuggle
with permanent lung Foods developed 1.7 grams of marijuana into Bali
"popcorn lung," an airway or the seven month sentence
damage, the New York Post
obstruction that does not sought by prosecutors.
reports. respond to medicine. Arrested at Bali's airport
Agnes Mercado from The food giant on December 28, 2010,
Queens devoured two to three dumped diacetyl from its McJannet tried a number of
bags of Act II Lite microwave recipe in 2007. ruses to escape punishment
popcorn a day between 1991 Mercado, just including pleading no knowledge
and September 2007. The diagnosed last month, of the illegal substance hidden in
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20 Year Sentence for Man who
Murdered Japanese Tourist
David Wicaksono to Prison for D e n p a s a r
20 Years for Murdering Rika District Court.
Sano in Bali. In the final
David Goltar Wicaksono, session of the murder
the man convicted in the rape trial on May 3, 2010, a
and murder of Japanese tourist panel of judges headed
Rika Sano, has been handed a by Dewa Made Wenten
20 year prison sentence by the declared their
agreement with the

conclusions of the
public prosecutor, Eddy Arta
Wijaya, who earlier told the
courts that Wicaksono had
been proven to have brutally
committed sexual assault and
murder against the Japanese
tourist.
According to
Beritabali.com, the judges
based their guilty verdict on
the testimony of several
witnesses, the confession of
the defendant and the forensic
reports resulting yielded by
the victim's autopsy.
The sentence of 20
years was less than the life
sentence requested by the
prosecutor. The judges said
that the sadistic nature of the
murder, the fact that Rika
Sano was an only child and
the damage done to Bali's
reputation all weighed against
the defendant. In partial
mitigation, the judges pointed
to the polite demeanor of the
Wicaksono during the trial
process; his admission of
guilt; and requests for
forgiveness made to the
family of the victim, the
Japanese consul in Bali and
Bali's tourism industry.
Both Wicaksono and
the public prosecutor said that
they would take under
advisement whether or not to
appeal the judges' verdict and
the 20-year sentence that was
handed down.
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No Comment, No Way Bali Customs Destroys Alcohol
N e w Cache
Indonesian 2,824 Bottle of Booze Goes Under a Bulldozer at the
Transparency Airport Office of Bali Customs.
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Law Will Limit of contraband alcohol on Friday, May 6, 2010, in the
Police's Ability parking lot of their Bali Ngurah Rai Airport offices.
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to Answer the The bottles of wine and hard liquor were
Press with 'No estimated to have a value of Rp. 600 million (US$
Comment." 65,200) were seized in a number of raids conducted by
Under Bali Customs Officers in 2009 and 2010 on illegal
n e w caches of booze not bearing official duty stamps Of the
transparency total number of bottles crushed by a bulldozer were
rules that became effective May 1, 2010, 1,539 bottles of imported wine and liquor and 1,285
bottles of illegal locally produced beverages. The
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before the Denpasar Courts.
access of public information is being embraced
!HOROSCOPES PREDICTION 13 MAY - 19 MAY 2010 by the police as evidenced by a recent
Aries Libra coordinating meeting held in Bali and attended
Theoretically, with Mercury ending its Typically, before you make a plan, you by all the police precincts island-wide. General
retrograde cycle on Tuesday, you try to ensure that everybody else is Edward Aritonang, the man in charge of public
should be able to be more relaxed happy relations for the national police also attended
about details the Bali meeting, telling the press that the police
Taurus Scorpio are embracing the new rules on openness as
Occasionally, over the past weeks, Being canny by nature, you wouldn't an essential element of national reformation. LIVE AFL NRL
you've sensed that even tedious usually show your hand without General Aritonang, who was the LEAGUE MOTORSPORT
problems would ultimately prove knowing others' intentions second-in–command on the investigative team
informative that handled the first Bali terrorist bombing in
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Since mid-April, you've faced You may be in no mood to analyse told "no comment" when asked for information
numerous perplexing situations, your daily routine or working habits that now, according to the new rules, is in the
many triggered by your ruler public domain. Underlining this point, Aritonang
Mercury's retrograde cycle said, "the police are forbidden to say 'no
Cancer Capricorn comment.'"
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from the new rules of openness are several
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decisions involving the structure of
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Rallying for Rails in Bali


Nyoman Gunarsa,
13 May - 19 May 2010 (181)

lands as such
News Corner
k C r
J e n re
Influential Balinese Artists, discussions only add to Bali's
Voices His Support for a already crowded situation.
Round Bali Rail System. Gunarsa envisions a THE LOVE DRESS I PLAY GOLF ON FRIDAY
Bali's Governor Made slow rail system that can
Mangku Pastika has expressed encircle the island with stops A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's Eileen and her husband Bob went for counselling
interest in a proposal from the at major tourism objects. after 25 years of marriage.
Additionally, the proposed
house.
central government in Jakarta to When asked what the problem was, Eileen went
establish a round-island slow rail system would represent She knocked on the door then immediately walked into a passionate, painful tirade listing every
railway as a means of providing an affordable and efficient in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law problem they had ever had in the 25 years they
better access to all areas of Bali. means of transportation for lying on the couch, totally naked. had been married.
The development of a the local population of Bali.
Anticipating logistical Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of
round island train service intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved
received a "thumbs up" from problems ahead, Gunarsa filled the room.
said that railway tunnels and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet
renowned Balinese artist and 'What are you doing?' she asked. needs she had endured over the course of their
museum curator Nyoman could be built in mountainous negative and careless
areas of Bali, such as between development is due to the 'I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work.' marriage.
Gunarsa. Gunarsa's view,
reported in Bali Post, suggests Tabanan and Buleleng. inability of the government to The daughter-in-law answered. Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient
such a system would required "Rather than trouble control zoning and building rules  'But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed. length of time, the therapist got up, walked around
the conversion and acquisition of ourselves with airports or toll and threatens the image of Bali the desk and after asking Eileen to stand,
ways, it would be better to build tourism before the world. 'This is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law
minimal amounts of land and embraced her, unbuttoned her blouse and bra, put
would be environmentally the slow railway. Such a project "I am saddened to see explained. his hands on her breasts and massaged them
friendly. would clearly profit the island of Bali lose its identity due to the 'Love dress? But you're naked!' thoroughly, while kissing her passionately as her
Explaining his support for Bali," maintained Gunarsa. governments failure to assume
Underlining his concern its proper role in controlling 'Justin loves me to wear this dress,' she explained. husband Bob watched with a raised eyebrow!
the project, Gunarsa said, "the Eileen shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and
rails for a slow train would be at for the way in which green areas development. If we allow the 'Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly
quietly sat down while basking in the glow of
the most 3 meters in width, while have been diverted to other uses current situation to continue I am becomes romantic and ravages me for hours.'
in Bali, Gunarsa cited the example afraid that Bali will be abandoned being highly aroused.
the space needed to build a by- The mother-in-law left.. When she got home she The therapist turned to Bob and said, 'This is what
pass highway is 15 meters." The of the I.B. Mantra By Pass where by its tourist visitors," said
the side of the roads are crowded Gunarsa. undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, your wife needs at least three times a week.. Can
well respected Balinese artist
also suggested that the with workshops, stores and cafes Earlier, at a meeting dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay you do this?'
government should end the long- with little or no Balinese between Indonesian President on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Bob thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I
standing polemic on productive architectural elements. Such Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono, can drop her off here on Mondays and
cabinet ministers, national Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and
Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf...
governors, and lawmakers saw her lying there so provocatively.
held at the Tampaksiring ' What are you doing?' he asked..
Presidential Retreat, Bali's
governor Made Mangku
'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually.
Pastika enthusiastically 'Needs ironing,' he said, 'What's for dinner?'
endorsed the proposal put How The Fight Started.......
forth by the central
  
government to establish the
round-Bali railway system. Dear Lord, One year, a husband decided to buy his
The governor viewed the
system as a way to spread
I know that I don't talk to you that much, mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas
the benefits of Bali's tourism but this past year you have taken away my gift..
industry to the less visited favourite actor, Patrick Swayze, my
areas of the island and, The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.
favourite actress, Farah Fawcett and my
because of that, urged the When she asked him why, he replied, "Well,
proposal for the railway be favourite musician, Michael Jackson.
TEEMU KOSONEN MIA you still haven't used the gift I bought you
HP. (+62) 81 2379 38548 HP. (+62) 87 8608 64429 studied carefully. I just wanted to let you know that my
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Amen And then the fight started.....
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IT’S ALL ABOUT BALI


Tirta Empul - Tampak Siring Temple
Tirta Empul Temple or He has given the name expressing himself as
Tampak Siring Temple is with Tirta ri air hampul. The data a god. The Mayadenawa King
a holy spring water temple is loaded in the inscription that owns the assistant (Patih)
located in Tampak Siring is located at Sakenan Temple. which is called Kalawong.
Village, Gianyar regency and Besides of the above epigraphy They prohibit the people to do
it is about 39 km eastwards data, in Tirta Empul Temple is the Yadnya (praying to the
from Denpasar town. It is set in also found the archaeology god) so that is often happened
the dale and encircled by the omission like Colossus Yoni, the natural disaster, disease
hill. In the west side of this epidemic, agriculture fail
temple, there is an and finally miserable life
In d o n e s i a n P r e s i d e n t society. Finally Betara
palace which has been Indra (one of Hindu God)
found by the first president. gives battle against the
The name of Tirta Empul is kings that happened in
loaded in a inscription Tampak Siring and then
which is kept at Sakenan the Mayadenawa is gone
Temple, Manukaya village, to the wall and disappear.
Sub district of Tampak King Mayadenawa has
Siring, about 3 km from also created poisonous
Tirta Empul Temple. In this pools which can the team
inscription, the Tirta Empul of Bathara Indra die and
is named by the Tirta Ri Air faint after drinking this
Hampul and then the name water. Then Bathara
has changed into Tirta Indra stick the weapon of
Hampul and finally become Umbul-umbul and finally
the Tirta Empul. Tirta Ri air the water is emerging so
hampul is meaning the that called by Tirta Empul
water emerge or the holy and then it is passed to
pool (Petirthan) which is the dead and faint soldier
the water emerge from the that made them back to
land. live. Therefore at the
Arca Lion, Tepasana and Tirta moment this pool water is
Empul Pool. According to sanctified by the Hindu
H i s t o r y o f Ta m p a k papyrus of Usana Bali narrated society in Bali and they
Siring or Tirta Empul that Tirta Empul is created by believe that this water source
Bhatara Indra (Sun Deity) when can heal various of diseases,
The wellspring bearing arms against the king hence every day this place is
emerges from the land is where his palace is located in a lot of visited by Hindu people
believed that it is the infinite Bedahulu Countryside. He is to do the ritual and sanctify
creation. According to the known as a very miraculous them self . This place has
history, that, that this water king, which he can lose or show been opened for public and as
source is arranged and suddenly, therefore he is a famous tourist destination in
sanctified by king named by Mayadenawa. Bali.
Indrajayasinghawarmadewa Because of its miracle, he
in the year 882 Saka (960 M). becomes the arrogance and
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AFL confirms it will be compensated if Australia What a McIdiot! Student Richard Newman bins $1m
hosts the World Cup McDonald's Monopoly prize
A HANGOVER has cost a Gray, looked on the was awful at the time."
The AFL has confirmed it and the clubs and half of Footy has been student almost $1 million. internet and discovered that they McDonald's said: "We
will be compensated a the games potentially could be guaranteed uninterrupted use of Richard Newman, 35, could have won £500,000 sympathise but without the
"large number" of dollars if impacted, it might well be a large Etihad Stadium, with plans for found one half of a winning ($833,000) with both stickers. winning sticker we are unable to
Australia hosts the 2018 or number," he said. other AFL games to be shifted to Monopoly sticker when he and But by this time the Mayfair help.”
2022 football World Cup. "(I'm) not sure what that'll Darwin, Cairns and Tasmania. his girlfriend called in at sticker was lost. a lung transplant," the
AFL boss Andrew be, (but) it'll be a potentially Demetriou said the McDonald's after a boozy night Mr Newman said: "When I Queens Supreme Court suit
Demetriou last week described s i g n i f i c a n t n u m b e r, g i v e n league had a written guarantee out. cleaned out the car, I peeled the against ConAgra says.
claims the league wanted up to potentially up to half of our games that its games could be played at H o w e v e r, t h e P h D sticker off and threw it in the
$100 million in compensation as are going to be affected. the same time as cup fixtures. philosophy student from wheelie bin and thought nothing
"complete crap". "The number will be what "For us the most Sheffield, England, had no idea more about it.
But his deputy Gillon it'll be and it'll depend on the important thing was to get what it was for and simply threw "It was just a little bit of
McLachlan Monday conceded number of games that'll have to be continuity of our season," he it away, The Sun reported. paper, but if I'd been playing the
the payment for giving up its moved around and also the said. Two weeks later, he game I'd have known I'd hit gold."
major stadiums, including the amount of actual cost increase we Meanwhile, AFL visited the restaurant again and Mr Newman even had
MCG, for the World Cup would have to occur." innovator Kevin Sheedy wants to won the matching Park Lane hypnotherapy to try to find the
be significant. The AFL and Australia's see the game taken overseas, sticker in the fast food chain's sticker he threw away.
"Given we're a billion- three other major football codes saying it would help solve the Easy Win Monopoly game. Ms Gray, 27, said: "We've
dollar industry now, between us signed a memorandum of ground dilemma if Australia His girlfriend, Chloe got over the 'what-ifs' now. But it
understanding with the Federal hosts the World Cup.
Government and soccer's
Football Federation Australia on
Sheedy said the AFL
should look at taking regular-
Topless hero Tash Bennett saves neighbours from
Sunday, just days before the
World Cup bid was due.
season matches off-shore in a
bid to boost international interest
fire
Under the deal, the AFL in Australian rules. A WOMAN put the safety "Apparently the flame
will vacate its key stadiums, " Ta k e t h e g a m e of her neighbours over was pretty high. It could have
including the MCG, Skilled overseas and get to some of her own modesty when taken out the building," he
Stadium, Subiaco, Gold Coast those cricket grounds that are she saved an apartment said.
Stadium and Adelaide Oval, in lying idle in other parts of the "She was just lying
building from going up
exchange for the compensation. world," he said. there thinking, 'it's getting
in flames - topless.
0 Fitness instructor
Ta s h B e n n e t t w a s
pretty hot here'."
"It was only after the
THE MAIN CHAPMAN: sunbathing by the pool of the
fire was out that she looked
down and realised that she
Alatai Apartments in Darwin was topless.
His little mate in the No.29 the media attention that when a nearby palm tree
is brilliant but Paul Chapman is afforded to Gazza - who does - "At one stage she had
caught on fire, the Northern quite an audience, just having
might just be the most important but this bloke's brilliant. Territory News reports. "I was pretty red faced on
player at Geelong. Without him a laugh."
"I was just lying there the day, having to hold myself
the Cats wouldn't have won last One witness, Johnny
when some ash fell on top of while running to reception," she
year's flag and if he's not there McCoy, said Ms Bennett had a
me," she said. said.
when the Cats are in action full audience of residents while
"I wasn't really paying "I was sunbaking. I wasn't
during the final fortnight of the she battled the blaze, which
attention because I was listening exactly prepared.
2010 season then they'll find it occurred last Thursday.
to my iPod." "But you've got to put out
bloody hard to go back to back. "For the record, she was
Ms Bennett raced to the fire before you deal with that."
The 28-year-old isn't as prolific smoking hot herself, but
reception for help before rushing After the blaze, Ms
as Ablett but everything he does provided all the boys a pretty
back to the pool to use the fire Bennett resumed her sunbaking
has an impact. He kicks goals, awesome sight," he said.
hose. while she waiting for the fire crew
big goals, and clearly has "Once she had the blaze
It was only after battling to arrive.
inspirational qualities about under control, she then got her
the blaze for five minutes that Her husband, Daniel
him, even though he was flicked bikini situation under control and
she looked down and realised McNamee said he was proud of
from the club's leadership put everything back where it
that she was still topless from the his wife's quick action in the
group in 2008. He doesn't get should be."
sunbaking. emergency.
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FLAG FORECASTING:The bookies have
WATTS THE WAIT?: been adjusting their boards weekly with a new flag
favourite it seems each and every Monday morning.
Western Bulldogs opened as the team to beat after
their striking NAB Cup performance, St Kilda have
spent time as the punters' pick and Geelong have
been thereabouts. As it stands with TAB Sportsbet, the
Cats have firmed into $4 favourites from Collingwood
($4.50), the Saints and Dogs (both $5). It's a market
that reacts dramatically each weekend but after seven
The time is right for the mystical rounds there would seemingly be only four legitimate
Melbourne Demons figure that is Jack Watts to contenders for the premiership with the improving
re-emerge in red and blue. The boy the Demons Fremantle and stung Sydney Swans both $13.
opted for ahead of much-hyped ruckman Nic NO GOLD YET:Who's going to be on the open
Naitanui turned in his best reserves game of the market when Gold Coast come armed with their big
year with VFL affiliate Casey on Saturday. After bags of cash at season's end? Lance Franklin, Joel
five matches at the lower level and four goals Selwood, Michael Hurley, Trent Cotchin and Jarryd
next to his name on the weekend, Watts can step Roughead are just a few of the big names to commit to
up with the confidence that was lacking when he their clubs of late, warding off a strike from up north.
was thrown to the lions last season. This time The new team, who'll enter the competition next
around Watts will have some supply and support season, are able to take one uncontracted player from
each of the other 16 AFL clubs if they are able to
from a team on the up. The fact that the Demons
convince them a move north is worthwhile. Right now,
are taking on Naitanui's Eagles in a game they Bulldogs dasher Jarrad Harbrow and Hawthorn hard
are expected to win won't hurt either. If Jack can man Campbell Brown are understood to be closest to
outshine the jumping jack and Melbourne get up, joining GC17. Browny is willing but he's not Jonathan.
perhaps the criticism of the club for overlooking Gary Ablett is the man they need. Perhaps his
the high-leaping Fijian will quieten for a week. signature will spark a flurry; we'll see.

No pear-face lie in woman's fruit tin


A PECKISH New Zealand woman scooped out brand can.
some tinned pears and was confronted by a She took
freaky slice of fruit. photographs of the
Wendy McMahon was startled to unique pear, posted
discover the frightening face. them online and listed
"I thought, 'oh my God, is that a face?'," the find on Kiwi website,
she told The Southland Times. Trade Me.
"It really kind of shocked me." Mrs McMahon
Despite feeling "embarrassed", Mrs said a spokeswoman
McMahon left a message with the manufacturer, for Safeway Traders Ltd
informing them of her discovery in the Budget was angry she'd "gone
public" with the pear
and assured her the
automated manufacturing process in China meant it
was impossible for a tampered pear to slip through
the cracks.
Mrs McMahon sent the spokeswoman
some photos of the slice which appeared to have
two eyes, a nose and a mouth etched into it. The
spokeswoman changed her tune, sending the
South Island local a $NZ15 ($12) voucher.
Mrs McMahon has sent the slice to
Auckland for further investigation by the
manufacturer, Heinz-Wattie's, and pulled the Trade
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Former Tiger greats say Richmond are headed in


the right direction SUDOKU Last edition
Richmond may have He was part of
recorded the worst the 1980 premiership
statistical first seven team, but was also
rounds of a season since there in 1987 and 1989
when the Tigers
1955, but it is headed in the
finished last.
right direction. Like Crowe, he
That is the view of is prepared to be
former club captains Dale patient and said there
Weightman and Neville Crowe, have been enough
both of whom played at the club positives this season to
in equally trying times. suggest there is a
You need to go back 55 future.
years to find a club that had a "The club and
worse percentage than Richmond's 49 per cent Damian Hardwick know where they are at and that is
after losing the first seven games.
That team was the 1955 St Kilda outfit,
starting all over again," Weightman said.
"It will take a couple of years to sort out the
Last edition
which ended its season with one win and a situation, but they are definitely on the right track. The answer will be publish
percentage of just 45.4. "In each game, bar the Geelong massacre, on the next week edition
Even the basket-case teams of recent there have been some good signs. On the weekend, it
times in Fitzroy (1995-96) and Sydney (1992-94) was just the mature bodies at Adelaide that took over.
were never as uncompetitive as the Tigers in
terms of percentage.
Before the Saints of 1955, North
"They are getting matches into the kids and
will find out who can and can't play. Then they can be
CROSSWORDS
Melbourne went winless in 1931 but finished the
definite about their recruiting, not like some of the Across Down
recent years when they haven't been certain about 1. Counter. (6) 1. Not mineral. (6)
season with a percentage of 50. what to go for.
University left the competition after failing 4. Foreigner. (5) 2. Writers. (7)
"Take Shane Edwards, who to my mind
to salute in 1914 with a percentage of 47. played his best game for the club. Dustin Martin
8. Inside. (5) 3. Artless. (8)
Crowe, 71, played 150 matches and won knows now he can match it. 9. Picture in your 4. Just open a little.
three best-and-fairests with Richmond between "It will be a long ride, but I am prepared to be mind. (7) (4)
1957-67, including 1960 when the Tigers won patient. The coach has a plan and that is to teach his 10. Abandoned. (7) 5. Goes on top of the
just two games. players a brand of football that will stand up in 11. Malarial fever. (4)marzipan. (5)
He captained them from 1963-66 and September. 12. Phone Card . 6. More than wanted.
played in the premiership season of 1967, "Yes, they may be a long way off but Damian Abbr. (3) (6)
missing the Grand Final due to a controversial Hardwick will stick by his convictions."
suspension for striking. 14. Jacob's Bible 7. Feathered friends.
Crowe shared Weightman's optimism, brother. (4) (5)
Crowe said he was "prepared to be claiming percentages don't matter when you are on
patient", because there were "flashes on field to 15. Dull Pain. (4) 13. Jungle path
the bottom. 18. Insulate the cutter. (8)
suggest there is hope". Crowe was president of the club from 1987-93
Weightman, 50, played 274 games and and is widely regarded as a key man in saving the
plumbing. (3) 16. Type of taxi. (7)
won two best-and-fairests from 1978-93. Tigers when they were deeply in debt in 1990. He 21. Tree covering. (4) 17. Call 999. (6)
does not go to as many games these days, but still 19. Ailment breeders.
THE BEER MAN watches the club whenever he can.
"There have been some issues that haven't
25. Public praise. (7) (5)
26. Beauty product. 20. Follows burglar,
CRATES OF BEER DELIVERED gone away at the club, but they are being addressed. (5) fire and false. (6)
TO YOU What we need now is everyone to be together," 27. Church leader. (5) 22. Sped. (5)
20% CHEAPER THAN THE SHOP
Crowe said in obvious reference to recent grumblings 28. Polymers. (6) 24. All is this in love
about club president Gary March. and war. (4)
SERVICING FROM AIR PORT TO SEMINYAK "From what I've seen, we have the right man
for the job in Damian Hardwick and there have been The answer will be publish on the next edition
BEER MANS
NEW NUMBER flashes on field to suggest there is hope. I am or
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Round 9 Round 7
Wanted: Perfect son-in-law for millionaire 2010 N R L LADDER 2010 A F L LADDER
A SOUTH Korean stable job. No. TEAM
millionaire who advertised Ten of the applicants
interest in my assets. I
also like his being cheerful and
P W L B F A Pts No. TEAM P W L D F A % Pts
for a son-in-law has found were selected for interview. magnanimous," Mr Kim was 1 DRAGONS 9 7 2 0 206 95 14 1 COLLINGWOOD 7 6 1 0 811 554 146.39 24
the perfect man after sifting The right man, a 41-year- quoted as saying by the 2 TITANS 9 7 2 0 211 189 14 2 FREMANTLE 7 6 1 0 785 603 130.18 24
through 400 responses. old Mr Lee, met the daughter for Hankook Ilbo newspaper.
The 78-year-old the first time last October and 3 SEA EAGLES 9 6 3 0 226 148 12 3 GEELONG CATS 7 5 2 0 857 590 145.25 20
However, a wealthy 49-
identified only as Mr Kim began they will tie the knot this Sunday, year-old woman who 4 PANTHERS 8 5 3 0 216 164 12 4 SYDNEY SWANS 7 5 2 0 698 563 123.98 20
looking for a husband for his the spokesman said. advertised for a soulmate last 5 RABBITOHS 8 4 4 0 180 165 10 5 St. KILDA 7 5 2 0 577 490 117.76 20
38-year-old only daughter last "Lee showed little May through the same agency 6 P. EELS 8 4 4 0 134 132 10 6 PORT ADELAIDE 7 5 2 0 590 659 89.53 20
July, a spokesman has not yet found one
for the Sunoo despite 390 responses, 7 WESTS TIGERS 8 4 4 0 169 178 10 7 C. F. CARRLTON 7 4 3 0 721 612 117.81 16
agency said today. the spokesman said. 8 ROOSTERS 9 5 4 0 193 210 10 8 WESTERN BULLDOGS 7 4 3 0 629 549 114.57 16
Mr Kim, who The woman, 9 BOLLDOGS 8 3 5 0 192 176 8 9 BRISBANE LIONS 7 4 3 0 670 653 102.60 16
is worth 40 billion who is reportedly worth
won ($38.76 $US18 million ($19.93
10 WARRIORS 8 3 5 0 166 197 8 10 MELBOURNE 7 3 4 0 583 549 106.19 12
million), had m i l l i o n ) , h a s 11 RAIDERS 8 3 5 0 141 199 8 11 NORTH MELBOURNE 7 3 4 0 574 735 78.10 12
specified someone interviewed several 12 KNIGHTS 9 3 6 0 194 238 6 12 ESSENDON 7 2 5 0 603 706 85.41 8
aged 37-42 who applicants but found
grew up in a
13 BRONCOS 9 3 6 0 202 249 6 13 W.C. EAGLES 7 2 5 0 598 717 83.40 8
none suitable.
harmonious family, 14 COWBOYS 9 3 6 0 182 232 6 14 HAWTHORN 7 1 6 0 578 674 85.76 4
with a good 15 SHARKS 8 2 6 0 99 202 6 15 ADELAIDE 7 1 6 0 483 668 72.31 4
character and a 16 STORM 16 RICHMOND
9 6 3 0 187 124 0 7 0 7 0 426 861 49.48 0
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Agent hunts for great American hope Johnathan Thurston and Willie Mason
THE AFL has about finding a
b a c k e d a n f u t u r e A F L p l a y e r,
a l t h o u g h h e
consider NRL strike
Australian sports acknowledges it will take
agent's bid to find time. The NRL's leading players have continued their dangerous game of brinkmanship
A m e r i c a n "It's not like they with supporters and administrators, again raising the spectre of strike action in their
are going to walk into the pursuit of more money.
athletes capable North Queensland Cowboys captain Johnathan Thurston and teammate Willie Mason
AFL," Gladovic told AAP.
of playing at the "It will take a lot of became the latest players to weigh into the issue when they admitted going on strike remained an
highest level. hard work, but what option if the NRL failed to heed
Sport agent better way to raise the their warnings.
Miro Gladovic is looking AFL's profile than to The game's elite
to tap into the market have an American players have been agitating for
where players who drafted into the AFL. more money in the wake of the
miss out on forging a "It will create Melbourne Storm salary cap
career in the National curiosity in the US and scandal and the potential loss
Football League and create an American of Brisbane Broncos and
National Basketball fanbase." Queensland star Israel Folau
Association will trial for Gladovic also to rugby union or the AFL.
a possible career in the plans to turn the event Melbourne captain
AFL. into a reality TV show Cameron Smith was the first to
The first trial will titled 'American Footy mention the ugly prospect of a
be held in August in Star'. strike at the weekend and
Dallas, with New York Already, there is others have followed on, even
and Los Angeles to an American on an AFL though Rugby League Players
follow. Organisers are committed to expanding list, with Collingwood rookie Association chief executive
hoping 5000 Americans will try its recruiting base for players, Seamus McNamara joining the David Garnsey said the issue
out. both across Australia and club late last year on a two-year has never been discussed.
The player chosen at overseas. international scholarship. "If our senior blokes,
Dallas will win a trip to Australia "Our experience in Former Canadian rugby like Lockyer, Petro and Cam . .
and be mentored by the likes of countries South Africa and international Mike Pyke is now . decide that's what's best for
AIS-AFL Academy coach Ireland tells us there are many with the Swans, while Lions us, to go down that path,
Jason McCartney, Hawthorn talented athletes who can play rookie Sean Yoshiura, recruited certainly I'd be right behind
great Robert DiPierdomenico, Australian football. It is just a from Mt Gravatt, was born in them," Thurston said.
Geelong star Jimmy Bartel and question of identifying that talent, Japan. Roosters coach Brian
Cats assistant coach Brenton and this is what these trials in the Several Irish players Smith added wisdom, saying:
Sanderson. US are all about," he said. are now in the AFL. They "I would be pretty confident we
The player will also be AFL chief executive include Tadhg Kennelly and will do what we have always
invited to the 2010 AFL Rookie Andrew Demetriou has Chris McKaigue from Sydney done and we will grow out of it.
Draft Camp. endorsed Gladovic in a Swans, Carlton pair Setanta It's a horrible thing that
AFL general manager of promotional video. O'hAilpin and Zach Tuohy, happened that caused it all.
game development David "I want you to bring me an Brisbane Lions duo Pearce Everybody has more theories
Matthews said the AFL was American footy star," he said. Hanley and Niall McKeever, than Pythagorus about how we
Michael Quinn (Essendon), should fix it.
WANTED STAFF Tommy Walsh (St Kilda), Brian “ We j u s t n e e d t o
knuckle down and make sure
Donnelly (Adelaide), Conor
for Meredith (North Melbourne) our game continues to grow
and Jamie O'Reilly like it always has."
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HASLER'S HUGE CALL: KIWIS CLOSING THE DUGAN'S DAZZLING REP


Manly coach Des Weyman and Kiwis
Hasler described Saturday winger Jason Nightingale in
GAP: DEBUT:
night's win over St George the wake of the Test match. Having not lost a mid-season Test against The hype surrounding Canberra fullback
New Zealand since 1998, Australia were well Josh Dugan had been growing with every game he
Illawarra as "the most The Dragons had conceded
backed to blow away an under-strength Kiwis side played, but the master class which the 19-year-old
courageous performance" he just two tries in their last three
on Friday night. But while leading from start to delivered in his first game of representative football
had seen by a Sea Eagles side. matches heading into the finish, the Kangaroos struggled to kill off the was special. Dugan was near flawless for Country in
Manly had all eight of their Brookvale Oval match, but visitors, who again demonstrated the type of their win over City on Friday night, making powerful
representative players back up left looking bruised and never-say-die attitude which burned Australia in linebreaks and defusing bombs on his way to man-
from Friday night's fixtures, beaten, as the representative the 2008 World Cup final. Although dreary of-the-match honours. So comprehensive was
while St George Illawarra were schedule brought them conditions, the absence of Johnathan Thurston Dugan's performance that it left his teammates
not as fortunate, losing crashing back to earth. and the mid-match injury to Cameron Smith suggesting he is ready-made material for New South
Kangaroos prop Michael appeared to stifle the Kangaroos' attack, the 12-8 Wales selection - and it may not be out of the
scoreline prompted Kiwis captain Benji Marshall question. Incumbent Blues captain Kurt Gidley
THIRTEEN-TRY THRILLER: to declare his side believed they were becoming remains an option at five-eighth, while Parramatta
"equal or even better" than the Kangaroos. superstar Jarryd Hayne has become a regular on the
A Sunday afternoon exhilarating long-range as young guns Joseph Blues' left wing.
special at EnergyAustralia tries from Kurt Gidley and Tomane and Kevin Gordon
Stadium saw Gold Coast Titans C o o p e r Vu n a , e q u a l l e d combined with veteran Clinton WHO IS CAM SMITH'S BACK-UP?:
run down an erratic - albeit Canterbury-Bankstown's NRL Toopi to ensure the Titans Concern reverberated around Queensland on Friday night when Maroons hooker Cameron
highly entertaining - Newcastle record for the most points scored achieved their first victory at the Smith succumbed to a shoulder injury in the trans-Tasman Test. The Kangaroos rake expects to miss
Knights to triumph 38-36. The by a losing side. But Gold venue. just two weeks, but if his recovery process goes awry, Queensland selectors may be forced to look
home side, inspired by some Coast's potent backline was not elsewhere for Origin I on May 26. Fortunately for the Maroons,
they are blessed with the talents of Manly's Matt Ballin, Gold
Four back for Brisbane Broncos against Gold Coast Coast Titans' Nathan Friend and North Queensland Cowboys'
Aaron Payne as contenders to fill Smith's position.
Titans
Brisbane Broncos will have 17-man squad. weeks.

Kuta Townhouses Friday Special


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injury for their NRL Corey Parker's 200th NRL who made 44 tackles against
showdown with Gold Coast game. the Storm - has been named at
Titans at Suncorp Stadium Back-rower Lagi Setu hooker with Alex Glenn was
on Friday night. has been pushed into the front- selected in the centres.
row with prop Scott Anderson Fullback Josh Hoffman
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suffering a hyper-extended
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