This document contains instructions for calculating one's age using a multi-step chocolate math formula. It includes a table with names, birthdates, and whether each person had a birthday in the current year, along with the results of running each person through the 6 step formula. The formula involves picking a chocolate consumption number, multiplying it, adding numbers, multiplying by 50, adding the current year minus the birth year, and interpreting the resulting 3 digit number to determine age.
This document contains instructions for calculating one's age using a multi-step chocolate math formula. It includes a table with names, birthdates, and whether each person had a birthday in the current year, along with the results of running each person through the 6 step formula. The formula involves picking a chocolate consumption number, multiplying it, adding numbers, multiplying by 50, adding the current year minus the birth year, and interpreting the resulting 3 digit number to determine age.
This document contains instructions for calculating one's age using a multi-step chocolate math formula. It includes a table with names, birthdates, and whether each person had a birthday in the current year, along with the results of running each person through the 6 step formula. The formula involves picking a chocolate consumption number, multiplying it, adding numbers, multiplying by 50, adding the current year minus the birth year, and interpreting the resulting 3 digit number to determine age.
1 0 1 0 1 1 1 0 Joe Trudy Gene Joel Kendra Greyson Karla David 1951 1950 1953 1977 1980 2010 1980 1956
Step # (see details below)
1 2 3 4 5 6
1 2 7 350 2112 161
2 4 9 450 2211 261
3 6 11 550 2312 359
4 8 13 650 2411 434
4 8 13 650 2412 432
5 10 15 750 2512 502
6 12 17 850 2612 632
7 14 19 950 2711 755
Your age should be:
61
61
59
34
32
02
32
55
Longhand Calculation Of Your Age
1. Pick the number of time a week you'd like to have chocolate (more than once, and less than 10); 2. Multiply this number by 2; 3. Add 5; 4. Multiply it by 50... 5. If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1762; If you haven't, add 1761 (for the year 2012) 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born (e.g 1978); You should have a three digit number: The first digit of this was your original number The next two numbers are your age. NB: Each new year, you must increase the #s in Step #5 by one! Joe Defries - the joe in joe-ks.com & suJoku.com www.joe-ks.com Largest Source of Internet Humour, eh! January 4, 2012