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Chocolate Math for 2012

Today's Date (for example only: DD/MMM/YYYY):


Birthdate
Had birthday this year? (0=No; 1=Yes)

20/Jul/2012

Birth Year

01/Jul/1951 15/Nov/1950 18/May/1953 05/Aug/1977 03/Jan/1980 21/Jun/2010 31/Jan/1980 18/Oct/1956


1
0
1
0
1
1
1
0
Joe
Trudy
Gene
Joel
Kendra
Greyson
Karla
David
1951
1950
1953
1977
1980
2010
1980
1956

Step # (see details below)


1
2
3
4
5
6

1
2
7
350
2112
161

2
4
9
450
2211
261

3
6
11
550
2312
359

4
8
13
650
2411
434

4
8
13
650
2412
432

5
10
15
750
2512
502

6
12
17
850
2612
632

7
14
19
950
2711
755

Your age should be:

61

61

59

34

32

02

32

55

Longhand Calculation Of Your Age


1. Pick the number of time a week you'd like to have chocolate (more than once, and less than 10);
2. Multiply this number by 2;
3. Add 5;
4. Multiply it by 50...
5. If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1762; If you haven't, add 1761 (for the year 2012)
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born (e.g 1978);
You should have a three digit number:
The first digit of this was your original number
The next two numbers are your age.
NB: Each new year, you must increase the #s in Step #5 by one!
Joe Defries - the joe in joe-ks.com & suJoku.com
www.joe-ks.com
Largest Source of Internet Humour, eh!
January 4, 2012

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