Find the punch lines for each text:

1. Why did the computer cross the road? a) Student: Yes sir, if he
had been sitting, looking at
2. What is the biggest room in the world?
books like us, he wouldnt
3. Teacher:Here is a math problem. If your dad earned $300 a have discovered anything.
week and he gave your mother half, what should he have?
b) Thank you. he said and
4. Teacher:The essay on your dog is, word for word, the same as
hung up.
your brothers.

5. Teacher: Why are you late Joshua? c) Student: The sign said:
Student: Because of a sign down the road. School ahead, go slow!
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with you being late?
d) A heart attack.
6. Physics Teacher: Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when
an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isnt that
wonderful?
e) Dad: I think so. What do
7. Dahlia: Dad, can you write in the dark? you want me to write?
Dahlia: Your name on this
8. Teacher: Bill, why are you doing your math multiplication on the
report card.
floor?

9. Matthew, mention one important thing we have today that we f) The room for
didnt have ten years ago. improvement.

10. Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his

g) Me.
fathers cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Scott, do you
know why his father didnt punish him?
h) You told me to do
11. A man telephoned an airline company office and asked: How it without using
long does it take to fly to New York? tables.
Just a minute. answered the clerk.
i) It was programmed by a

chicken.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
j) Because George still has
the axe in his hand.