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HARPER g BROTHERS
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THE NEW YORKER 1950-1955 ALBUM
Copyright. 1953, by The New Yorker Magazine, Inc.
Copyright. 1950, 1951, 1952, 1953, 1954, 1955,
by The Xeie Yorker Magazine, Inc.
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"The makers of Siegfried beer take you to "While the boys are getting set, why don't
Madison Square Garden for the windup be- you get set
with a bottle of Siegfried ." . .
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a breather, and that means ."
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got enough of those blond beauties on ice." You keep one on that glass of yours."
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the girl and settle down. But you cafiH, because you're a gorilla.''''
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'Good Lord, Gilroy, it's not for us to determine whether they're worth saving.
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those ideals you have fassed on to us, to re-pay in some measure our debt to those who have gone before
by bequeathing our best to those who will come after, to give to the future as much as we have received
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from the -past. And now may I take advantage of this opportunity to say that, beginning next
I will be calling on some of you about the possibility of employment."
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come after many years wasted on the pleasures
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of the -flesh and the so-called joys of this world." is very effective. Don't spoil it."
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'That's the story, men. Now let's see you get out there and sell freezers.
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than my love for anyone else in this world."
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and that Pm forceful ni business matters, yet considerate of the feelings of others."
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crabbing about. Aren't you going to go in and give
them a fiece oj your mind?"
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wonders if you would have dinner with him tonight."
"There we "xere, completely cut ojf, and me with one sack
of flour, a case of beans, and not a single ounce of sugar."
"Death ray, fiddlesticks! Why, it doesn't even slow them up.
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Bayes, but are going around telling everyone
how much better you feel."
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getting twenty years." "Aunt Claire asked you a
question, dear. Are you the fitcher or the catcher?"
"CAN-CAN"
The lady doing a high kick in a manner fofular in Montmartre
in the nineties is Gwen
Verdon. The other, and more restrained,
girl is Lilo, an interesting importation from, France. Their ad-
mirers are, respectively, Hans Conried and Peter Cookson. The
show, m^ainly the work of Cole Porter, is at the Shubert.
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of m.agic in an isolated s-pot like this."
"/ wish you'd save sotne of that ha-ha-ha and
ho-ho-ho for me."
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'I suppose we have Mr. Young to thank for this delicious ragout?"
i^atch for stolen car, license 587 J, two-door Dodge, sapphire-white
top, jewel-black hood, and heather-rose side panels."
"I admtre a man who has the courage of his
"// you haven't been drinking, how come you're so
convictions, Jenkins, but don't let me see you
agreeable all of a sudden?"
around here again in those damn shorts!"
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first day in the rock quarry. I busted up them rocks like nobody's
business. You know how strong I atn, Alice. The guard said he
never saw a guy bust up them rocks so good the first day out .
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You're kidding!"
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visit to an average American home.''
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