How to NOT correctly scramble eggs?

What you will need:

2 eggs + 1 egg yolk

1 teaspoon heavy cream
salt and pepper
1 tablespoon butter

Instructions:

1. Crack the eggs into a medium bowl and season with a very generous pinch of salt and
several grinds of black pepper.
2. Add cream, and beat the eggs with a fork until they are a uniform light yellow color.
3. Meanwhile, melt the butter in a small non-stick pan over high heat.
4. When the butter melts and begins to foam, pour in the eggs and immediately turn to low.
Stir with a spoon or spatula constantly as you cook.
5. When the eggs are just set but still look too moist, remove them to a plate (they will
continue to cook a bit as they rest).