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#10
KOI MAR GAYA
EXT. STREET/DAY
#15
CAST MARU,DHOLA
LOCATION-CHAI SHOP, Shoot this at ALU BABA JUNCTION
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#19
CAST- MARU AND DHOLA
LOCATION chilling spot 1
Maru and Dhola are sitting near river side. They are drunk.
Dholayaar ek sawal hai man bahut din se..
Maru pooch na bhai..
Maruyaar school mein na pooch paya tujhse poochta hoon.
Dholapocch bhai.
Maruyeh suraj raat ko kyoon nahin nikalta.
Dholakya pata nikalta ho, magar itne andhere mein kisi ko dikhega
kaise..??
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#27
CAST DHOLA, MARU
LOCATION chilling spot 1
EXT. FIELDS
Maru and Dhola are sitting somewhere in the fields.
Maru yaar nakaratmak soch mane..
Nandannakaratmak soch mane..?
Maru nakaratmak soch..
Nandanchhod na yaar..tere bas ka nahin hai isse samajhna..yeh vidwano
ka kam hai..
Maru (fully excited ) kyon hum bhi mehnat kar ke vidwan ban sakte
hain
Nandan - yehi hai nakaratmak soch..
EXT. AKHADA/DAY
Maru walks up to Nandan who is doing weight training.
Maru bhai Nandan..mujhe pehelwani sikha.
Checks his muscles.
Pehelwan yeh to sab dheela hai.. roz ek mhine 20 roti, adha kilo daal , 5 litre doodh aur 2 darzan ande
kha uske baad ana..
Maru are pehelwan pehelwani seekhni hai..dhaba nahin kholna..
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#32
SAKARATMAK SOCH
CAST- MARU, Nandan
LOCATION Tank/Nalka
EXT. FIELDS/DAY
#40
GOD LIYA BACHA
CAST MARU, DHOLA
LOCATION chilling spot 2
EXT. FIELDS/DAY
Maru and Dhola are sitting in the fields.
Dhola yaar goan mein log bolte hain mujhe mere baap ne god liya hai
Maru nahin ..ho hee nahin sakta
Dhola nahin sab bolte hain
MAru arre mumkin hee nahin
Dhola kaise?
Maru arre unhe kisi ko god lena hota toh kisi achche shakal wale bachche ko lete na..
Dhola smiles at the fact that hes not adopted.
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#41
8 inch
CAST MARU, DHOLA
LOCATION- FIELDS/ Chilling spot 3
EXT. FIELDS/DAY
Maru is walking with dhola
Dhola yaar yeh dawai milli hai .. isse..8 inch ka nikalta hai..
Maru kya baat kar raha hai???
Dhola Kasam sepee kedekh..
Maru quickly drinks it ..maru feel s somethings happening in his stomach
Maru abee ye kya hai..mujhe jhadiyon mein ghusna padega..
Dhola yeh le ja..
Maru- ye kya hai?
Dhola-inchi tapenaap liyo kar 8 inch ka niklega
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#42
SCENT
CAST MARU, DHOLA
LOCATION-village hang out spot
Maru and Dhola meet another friend who seems like a city boy. Maru sprays something on
him.
Nandan is talking to his friend.
Nandan 600 rupay hai mera walaengland se..
Friend- Mera USA ka hai..tere se zyada tez hai..
Nandan- acha..lekin smell toh nahi aa rahi..
Friend- Haan yaar..smell toh bahut ajeeb si hi aa rahi hai..
They turn to see MARU.
Maru- 5 rupay wale mooli ke paratheyahi gaon ke..
Nandan- Chal bhaag yahan se bhosdi ke..
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#53
HINDMAHASAGAR
CAST MARU, DHOLA
LOCATION Chilling spot 3
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#59
VILLAGE LOVERBOY
WRONG NUMBER
MAROO is on his cycle, he pulls out his phone and dials a number. It
rings. He holds the phone to his ear as he cycles.
A lady answers-
LADY- Hell-
MAROO- Na, hello-shello chhod aaj, seedhey keh de..
LADY- Kya?
MAROO- arre keh de..
LADY- Kya kahun?
MAROO- Wohi..i love you MAROO.
LADY- Maroo
MAROO- Nahi, i love you ke baad aayega MAROO
LADY- Nalayak kahike..Ghar pe phone lagaya hai, mummy bol rahi hoon.
MAROOS cycle moves out of frame, seconds later, sound of a crash.
Props - cycle, phone.
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#60
VILLAGE LOVERBOY
IM SMARTER
Props-
Board saying- open interview
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#64
VILLAGE LOVERBOY
CARROT VISION
CAST- MAROO, DHOLA
LOCATION- Chill spot 4.
Dhola- tu itne gaajar kyon kha raha hai bhai aaj kal?
Maroo- aankhon ke liye achcha hai..
Dhola- Achcha?
Maroo- aur nahi toh kya..gaajar kaun khata hai?
Dhola- Kaun?
Maroo- Khargosh
Dhola- haan..khargosh..
Maroo- Aur kabhi khargosh ko chashme pehente hue dekha hai?
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#68
VILLAGE LOVERBOY
CAST- MAROO, Dhola
LOCATION- Chill spot high up. ( cliff between alu baba and amba
village)
Maru and Dhola are on the ghats. Dhola spots a girl bathing topless.
Dhola- dekhgaon ki saari ladkiyan nanga naha rahi hai.
Maroo turns away.
Dhola- kya hua?
Maru- maa kehti hai galat kaam karne se shraap lag jaata hai, insan
pathar ban jaata hai.
EXT. FIELDS/DAY
Maru is smiling, very happy. He is very excited. He meets Dhola.
Maru chal bhai aaj kuch badhiya karte hain
Dhola is little suspicious seeing maru in such good temperament.
Dhola kyon bhai itna kyon phudak raha hai..meenu ne haan bol diya
Maru nahin aaj panditji ne subah subhah hammein gyan diya hai..
Dhola kya
Maru ki jaise jaise umra badhti hai insaan aur gyani hota jata hai..
Nandan Toh khush kyon ho raha hai..pandit ji insaano ki baat kar rahe hain..
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#87
SIKKA
CAST MARU,Nandan
LOCATION Sitting spot, Lane 1, Lane 2, Main road
Prop- car
EXT. STREETS/OTHER/DAY
MARU meets Dhola.
Maru bahut ho gaya hammein intelligent banna hai.
Dhola teri bas ki nahin hai chutiye
Maru - tum hamesha tang khechte ho
Maru becomes sad. Dhola takes out a rupeyee coin and gives it to maru.
Dhola acha yeh bata.. ek rupiya se tu kaise kisi ko mar sakta hai..
Maru thinks.
Cut to
Lane 1
Maru walking on road, he imagines flinging the coin at somebody. He shakes his head.
Cut to
Lane 2
Maru wants trying to slit dhola throat with a coin.
Cut to
Main road.
Maru walks with the coin on his hand. Suddenly he stumbles on the road, his coin falls. As he stoops to
take the coin a bus on the road crosses over him.
(Maru aaarreee mar gaya optional)
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#88
RACE
CAST- MARU, DHOLA
LOCTIONS Road to Alu Baba Ashram, Mountain background.
EXT. STREET/DAY
Maru and Dhola are loitering around.
Maru chal race lagate hain..
Dhola kahan tak..
Maru laal kaun tak....harne wala jeetne wale ko 100 rupiya dega..
Dhola haan theek hai..
They both stand alert, on the mark.
Maru dekhte hain phele kaun pahuncta hai.
Dhola par laal kaun ka rasta mujhe pata nahin hai..
Maru mere peeche peeche aa jaa..
Maru oh acha ..
We see Maru running behind Dhola.
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#93
ANTAR
CAST MARU, DHOLA
LOCATION chill spot 3
EXT. FIELDS/DAY
Maru is sitting with Dhola.
Maru yaar girlfriend aur biwi mein kya antar hai
Dhola kamal hai, tujh itna itna bhi nahin pata..
Maru- tujhe pata hai..
Dhola- bilkul pata hai..
MAru- toh batabiwi aur girlfriend mein pharak kya hai..
Option 1- Jab dono nahin milni toh baar baar sawaal kyon karta hai??
BEAT
Option 2-
Dhola yehi kuch 50-60 kilo ka..
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#95
SCARECROW
CAST MARU, DHOLA, Nandan/ Pehelwan
LOCATION- FIELD outside Rampur.
EXT. FIELDS/DAY
Maru and Dhola are destroying a scarecrow in a field. They take out
its hands. They cut off its head. They take its clothes of smashes it
on the ground. Suddenly they realize there is somebody at the back.
They turn and find a pehelwan staring straight at them. Maru and Dhola
freeze. Dhola points at Maru. Pehelwan looks at Maru.
Cut to
Maru stands in the field as a scarecrow. A crow comes and sits on Maru
head and shit on him.
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#99
Chill spot 3
Maru and Dhola
Dhola- tere paas paisa ayega toh kya karega?
Maru- sab se pehle toh ek adishaan makaan banaunga..jisme 10-12 kamre,
20-25 tv, duniya bhar ka khaana, 8-10 gaadi, aur do-do swimming pool
honge..
Dhola- baki sab thik, lekin do swimming pool?
Maru- Unke liye jinko taina nahi aata
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#101
Location- outside village shop. Dhola walks up to him
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#103
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#112
Chilling spot
Dhola- Bhai Maru, mujhe lagta hai tu bahut bad aadmi banne wala hai..
Maru smiles.
Dhola- yaar tere paas agar das- barah karod aa jaye..toh mujhe ek
crore dega?
Maru- haan yaar, kyon nahi
Dhola- Das barah gaadi ho jaye toh ek dega..
maru- haan
Dhola- Das barah ghar ho toh ek
Maru- dunga yaar..
Dhola- das barah branded shirt ho toh ek dega?
Maru- Haan bhai
Dhola- Woh toh tere paas abhi se hai..toh de de ek..
Maru just understands hes been played.
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#115
arrange coat for maru.
Village center spot
Dhola and maru stand at the enterance of a function.
Maru- wah yaar..handsome lag raha hai
Dhola blushes.
Maru- ladkiyan toh pagal ho jayengi.
Dhola blushes even mor
Maru- baal bhi mast banaye..
Maru notices his COAT.
Maru- aur ye kot..wah..itna resham..kis cheez ka banaya?
Dhola- pitaji ke kot ka..
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#118
chill spot 3
Dhola- Kuch nahi hota kuch condom-wondom se..Dost mar gaya mera yahi
soch kar ki condom pehen liya toh sab theek ho jayega..
Maru- hua kya? phat gaya kya karte samay..????
Dhola- Na yaar, chhamiya ke aashiq ne goli mar di.
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#119
Village center
DHOLA- Kal CID mein DAYA to mar gaya bhai..
OLD MAN- main phaltu ke karikram nahi dekhta..
DHOLA- phir kya dekhte ho..
OLD MAN- main asli zindagi dekhta hoon..
DHOLA- kaun se channel pe aata hai?
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#124
Next to big banyan tree.
take CU of Dhola finger with bandage.
MARU and DHOLA sit outside a clinic.
DHOLA is crying.
MARU- Kya hua?
DHOLA- blood test ke liye aaya tha yaar..
MARU- sab thik nikla?
DHOLA- haan yaar..lekin test karaate samay..doctor ne meri ungli kaat
di.
MARU holds his heaad in fright.
DHOLA- kya hua?
MARU- mujhe urine test karvaana tha..
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#126
Enterence to Rampura OR Sunset point
A Local cricket match is in progress.
MARUs eyes are glued to the dance, DHOLA seems distracted.
MARU- kya hua, baar baar wahan kya dekh raha hai?
DHOLA- apni cycle pe nzar rakh raha hun yaar.
MARU- phikar mat kar koi nahi le jayega cyclegaon wale seedhe hain..
DHOLA- main hi yeh sochta tha, lekin jab se teri cycle gayab hui tab
se nazar rakh raha hun zara..
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#133
Tea stall. Take suri chess board
MARU AND DHOLA sit by a chai shop with NANDAN, a CHESS BOARD lies
close by.
NANDAN(seeting up the chess pieces on the board)- khelega? .. sau
rupay ki..
MARU-abey bhai tum tohshatranj ke champion hosaara gaon jaanta hai..
NANDAN- Arey nahi yaar..khel le..
MARU- Phaltu ke 100 rupay haar jaunga..
NANDAN- Chal tere khatir baiy haath se khel lunga..
MARU( thinks for a sec)- chal thik hai phir..
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#135
Villag
e lane
try Reverse dialogues
Maru is walks holding a gunny bag. Dhola moves up to him from behnd.
Dhola- kya le ke jaa raha hai baste mein?
Maru- Tarbooze..
Dhola- Agar main sahi sahi bata doon ki andar kitne haimujhe ek dega?
Maru- Sahi bata diya toh tu dono rakh liyo yaar..
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#136
Chil spot 1 or 2
Maru- dhola..tu ladki mein kya dekhta hai?
Dhola- dimaag..
Maru- Aur baaki sab..
Dhola- Bhai baaki sab dekhne ke baad hi toh dimaag dekhta hoon..
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# 138
Village center.
MARU is staring at MEENU, shes on the opposite side of the road.
Dhola- tere paas jameen -jaizat hai?
MARU- nahi.
Dhola- Gaadi..bangla?
MARU- Na..
Dhola- Degree..naukri..
Maru- na
Dhola- shakal..soorat..
Maru - nahi..
Dhola- Toh usko dekhna chhod debas ki nahi hai teri..
Maru- mere bhai..pyar wahan paida hota hai jaha sawaal hi nahi paida
hota.
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#142
Under big tree.
Doctor in this one
Dhola- kal raat se dekh raha hoon..itna kyun pee raha hai?
Maru- majburi hai bhai..
Dhola- kya hua? papa ne nikal diya?
Maru - nahi
Dhola- mummy ne maara?
Maru- na
Dhola- koi mar gaya kya?
Maru- na
Dhola- dil ka maamla?
Maru- na
Dhola- toh kaisi majburi hai bhai?
Maru- dhakkan kho gaya hai bhai botal ka..
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#143
Village center
Maru is singing on the streets with a harmonium. Dhola stand next to
him.
Someone chucks a shoe at him.
Maru stops singing, embarassed.
Maru- joote phek rahe hai yaar..band kar raha hoon yeh sab..
Dhola- do minat aur ga le yaar..joda ban jayega jooton ka.
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#145
Chill spot 3
MARU gives him a twenty rupee note. Takes the dawa from DHOLA and
gulps it down.
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#149
Village lane 3- one shot on Ronin
MARU - Oye dholaHumein bhi dhoni jaisa badiya captaan banna hai.
DHOLA - Abbe dhoni koi aise hee dhoni thodi bangaya. Bohot mehnat
lagti hai.
MARU - Aisa kya?
DHOLA - Aur nai toh kya! Dhoni toh captaan banne se pehle TT bhi thaa.
MARU - Toh chal kal hee se hum bhi TT banne ka form bharenge!
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#158
5. Haath dhokar
Village center
Meenu pases by without noticing maru. He gets sad.
Add a brand here. Mukesh to buy a bottle each of top 3 indian face
washes.
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#160
Maru is sleeping on the khaat. Dhola comes and wakes him up.
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#161
Village center
Meenu passes by.
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#163
Village lane
DHOLA - Abbe kya hua, aaj teri chaal mein bada uchaal hai?
MARU - Humne sochliya hai
DHOLA - Kya?
MARU - Harr koi neta bann raha hai. Ab humko bhi neta banna hai!
DHOLA - Marua..Tu pagal hai kya?
MARU - Hona itna zaroori hai kya?
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#164
2. Roz Roz ka hagna
Near tabela.
Maru and Dhola watch TV at a shop when suddenly Maru remembers
something.
MARU - Oye dhola, chal main nikalta hoon, zaroori kaam hai.
DHOLA - Kahan jana hai?
MARU - Arre main rojana purane seth ke ghar ke bahar hagne jaata hoon.
DHOLA - Kyun?
MARU - Usne humein naukri se nikala thaa na!
DHOLA - Toh?
MARU - Toh saale ko yeh to pata chale ki main naukri ke bina bhooka
nai mar raha hoon!
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#165
3.
chill spot
MARU - Yaar dhola.. humaari Meenu ko padhna bohot pasand hai. Shaadi
ke baad hum usse college karvaayenge, B.A karvaayenge, M.A
karvaayenge, aur phir sarkari naukri bhi lagvaayegein.
DHOLA - Ab saare baap vaale kaam kar hee raha hai toh ek achcha sa
ladka dhoondkar shaadi bhi karva hee diyo!
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#166
4.
Chill spot
EXT. ROAD - DAY
Maru runs towards Dhola with a wide smile on his face. He goes and
hugs Dhola.
MARU - Oye dhola..Badhaai ho. Aaj see humaare gareebi ke dinn khatam!
DHOLA - Voh kaise?
MARU - Humne ek bohot hee badiya business socha hai.
DHOLA - Business.
MARU- Business! Baraf ka Business..
(BEAT)
MARU - Hum thannd mein barff saste mein khareedenge aur garmi mein
mehengi bechenge!
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#172
Doctor at desk
MARU Oye dhola..kal hum meenu ji ko shaadi ke liye pooch rahein hain!
DHOLA Arre waah. Badiya guldasta lekar jaaio. Hume filmon mein dekha
hai.
MARU Haan haan pakka le jaayenge. Aur kya kya karna hota hai?
DHOLA Kuch nahi, bas jakar I love you boldiyo seedha.
DHOLA Par haan, I love you bolte waqt Meenu ji ka haath pakad liyo.
Humne filmon mein dekha hai!
MARU kyun?
DHOLA taaki tere gaal par chapat na lag jaaye!
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#174
Chill spot 4
DHOLA Ae Maruaa..Ek baat bata?
MARU Haan pooch?
DHOLA Agar tujhe sadak par ek 100 ka note aur ek 500 ka note gira
mile toh kaunsa uthaayega?
MARU Arre ismein kya poochna hai! 500 ka hee uthaaunga.
DHOLA Tu hai hi bewakoof..
Maru -Kyun?
DHOLA- Dono kyun nahi uthaa sakta?
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#175
DHOLA Abbe ae maruaa..tu kal doctor ke clinic se bhaag kyun aaya re?
MARU Abbe nurse baatein hee kuch aisi kar rahi thi!
DHOLA Matlab?
MARU Keh rahi theeghabraiye mat, do minat ke liye hi ghusana hai..
DHOLA are sui hi toh lagani thi, itna kyon darna
MARU Are woh sui ki baat nahi kar rahi thi yaar..
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#178
MARU Oye yaar dhola..yeh gaaye-bhains samosa dekhkar kya sochte hain
be?
DHOLA Wohi jo hum langoor ke muh mein gulab jamun dekh ke sochte hai
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#179
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#180
Maru and SHOLA are lost deep in thought. NANDAN wlaks up to them.
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#182
Cast Maaru,
Location - Mandir steps
MARU and DHOLA are at ghats. They spot a lovely shirt lying by the
ghats.
CUT to LATER-
DHOLA meets MARU. DHOLA is wearing the same shoes we saw earlier.
main paanch baar Ka race mein school champion huh, picha Karne se
phale soch lena
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#183
Radio jockey
Maaru mujhe link road par ek Seema naam ki ladki Ka purse mila hai,
jis me 12000 rupyee, ek Samsung mobile ,ek ring ,aur kuch card hai !
Radio jockey Acha toh aap wapis Karna chate hai ?
Maaru ji nhi .main chata huh aap Seema ji ke liye ek dard Bhara
gaana chala de !
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#187
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#191
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#19
girlfriend
Cast dhola,Maaru
Location Shop in village
Dhola yaar, tujhe koi jab naam puchta hai..tab jikyu lagta hai..
Maaru ji,maaru ji !
Maaru Dekh.jab tak main Khud ki ijjat nhi krunnga toh Dusre Kase
krenge , maaru ji kitna Acha lagta hai na!
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#199
Diwali
Cast dhola,Maaru
Location village lane 3
We see Maaru passing thorugh a Galli , meenu cross him and gives a
angry look
Cut to
Nandan- kya marua ..bahut khush lag raha hai..
Maru- Meenu se milne jaa raha hun..
Nadna- achcha..kyon bhai?
Maru- subah subah ro rahi thi..manaane ja raha hoon..
MaaruBhosdi ke ladki hai woh, diwali nahi, jo itna shaukh se manaane
ja raha hai..
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#202
gharwali
Cast dhola,Maaru
Location village centre
Dholasalle Biwi kameeni cheez hoti hai, Sab kuch bech degi tera..
Dhola - isi liye toh..
Dhola- koi seedhi-saddhi mil gayi kya?
Maaru na yaar, kuch hai hi nahi toh bechegi kya?
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#208
MBA
Cast dhola,Maaru
Location village lane 3
Nandan bhai graduation toh ho gaya ..ab soch raha hoon MBA
karoon..Lekin pata nahi diili mein karoon ya bambai mein..
Maru- are utna door kyun jaana..yahi jila university se kar lo..
Nandan- Achi university hain..?
Maru- arey ekdum first class hai, humare tau bhi wahin se MBA kiye
hai..
Nandan- karte kya hai tumhare tau?
Maru- chowkidaari karte wahi par..
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#210
shaking car
cast dhola,Maaru
Location outskirts rampura/nand village
We see Maaru and dhola going somwhere when they reach outside village
. They see a shaking car
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#213
message
Cast dhola,Maaru
Location village centre/Chowk
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#216
bra
Cast dhola,Maaru
Location village lane 3
Maaru. hey Bhagwan .Kya din aa gaye... Aam koi aur kha rha hai, aur
chilke hum pe fek rahe hai !
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#218
Baap Kase banunga
Cast dhola,Maaru
Location Daily Spot 2
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#225
Maaru (VOICE OVER)Kitne bure din aa gaye..koi milta nahi, koi yaad
nahi karta..phone toh naya le liya lekin bajta hi nahi saala..koi yaad
nahi karta, koi nahi poochhta..koi sacha dost hai hi nahi mera.
Suddenly his phone rings.
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#227
Cast dhola,Maaru
Location road
We see Dhola and Maaru are going somewhere on bike. Maru is riding.
The bike comes to a sudden halt.
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#230
Dhola walks up to Maru who is standing with Nandan and a friend. Maru
is handing him some money. Nandan and his friend collect the money and
leaves..
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#232
Dhola and Maaru are in living room, Maaru lost in thoughts and feeling
sleepy.
Dhola- Abey mukhya ka bhateeja mar gaya..
Maaru- pata hai
Dhola-lala ki bhains ne bachhda diya..
Maaru- pata hai..
Dhola- doctor sahab ko malaria ho gayi..
Maaru- pata hai..
Dhola- Kal raat tere ghar pe bijli nahi thi..
Maaru-pata hai..
(Dhola gets irritated)
Dhola-teri behn mujhse set Ho gaya..
Maaru-Pata hai..
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#233
cast- Maaru and dhola
Location- bus stand
Dhola- Maru.. duniya mein sabse jayda Maari Jane walli chiz Kya hai.
?
Maaru- kya bheed mein anth-santh sawaal poochh raha hai..
Dhola- Bata na..
Maaru- kya batana..hum dono ko hi pata hai..
Dhola- kar ke bata na..
Maru- abey pagal ho gay hai kya..Log itne khade hain..
Dhola- kar de..10 rupay dunga
Maru- chal be..tu kar ke dikha..main tujhe bees rupay dunga..
Dhola pulls out his phoneafter a second.. Marus beeps.
Dhola- Le kar diyamissed call.
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#240
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#243
Cast dhola,maaru
Location village centre
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#250) Chutiye
Cast- Maaru,dhola
Location- VIllage centre
Maaru yaar Humse har koi itni badtameezi se Baat kyu karta hai?
Dhola Kisne badtameezi se Baat ki mere Bhai se.
Maaru har koi bolta hai .
Dhola Kya bolte hain?
Maaru jo Dekho bolta renta hai..Maaru lo far hai,Maaru aawara
ghumta hai,Maaru lucha hai,Maaru kisi Kaam Ka nhi hai,Maaru ye
karta hai, aur pata nhi Kya Kya..
Dhola Mujhe pata hai..
Maru- Kya?
Dhola- chutiya bhi bhi kehte hai.
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#251
Cast dhola,Maaru
Location- farm
We see Maaru and dhola are sitting on tube well,dhola using Facebook
on his phone and Maaru
Maaru - Mera Facebook Pe account Ban Sakta hai kya ?
Dhola -Haa Ban sakta hai..tera kya , kisi ka bhi ban sakta hai.
Maaru - Toh Main apne account mein Paisa jama kara sakt hu .. ?
Maaru - Kya Hua .. ? Lagta Hai Tere ko bhi Zyada Knowledge Nahi hai
Iss baare mein.
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Balance
Cast dhola,Maaru
Maru pulls out his new phone. Dhola stands close by looking at
the sky.
Maru- yaar balance check karna tha..samajh nahi aa raha kaise
karun..
Dhola kicks him, maru falls down
Dhola- balance toh bahut hi kharab hai bhai tera..
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Maaru yaar Kal meenu Ka birthday hai,samjh nhi aa rha use Kya dun?
Dhola - phool khareed ke de de..
Maaru mazzak mat kar yaar, kuch bada sa dena chahta hoon!
Dhola toh mera de de !
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Cast dhola,Maaru
Location village lane 2
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Cast dhola,Maaru
Location Daily spot 2
(COME BACK AND FIX THIS- keep function a link between a metaphor
being mistaken as a literal anecdote)
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Maru Stands next to a big male buffalo. Nandan stands close by..
Maru- haan bhai nandan..ye bail maarta hai kya?
Nandan- gay ki toh maarta hai..ab pata nahi teri maarega ya nahi..
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Location-OUTDOOR SPOT
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Location- Akhada
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Maru- kehte hain pagalpan, hassi aur sex karne se aadmi ka dimaag
zyada tez chalta hai..
Maru- Bas sex ki kami hai warna hum bhi newton ke baap hote..