Professional Documents
Culture Documents
First Draft
Synopsis
Social Media sites argue about the facts of Kris Aquino's tokhang.
1. Facebook
2. Twitter
3. Kressy
4. Bimby
5. Youtube
6. Police
7. Dubber 1
8. Dubber 2
Legend:
*Sound Effect
SCENE
Setting: Jeepney
SFX: Despacito intro (00:00-00:06) Enter FACEBOOK, wearing an I <3 DUTERTE shirt and an I <3
DUTERTE cap. SFX: Despacito chorus (01:01-01:09) FACEBOOK dances along but is interrupted by
multiple facebook notification sound effects.
3 PEOPLE swarm the stage and whisper something in FACEBOOK'S ears. SFX: Suspenseful music
S/he expresses many different expressions of horror, and then the PEOPLE run off-stage.
SFX: Kung Wala Ka Nang Maintindihan FACEBOOK kneels down on the floor, and starts crying.
No!
The music stops. FACEBOOK looks at the audience with a very worried face.
Si Kressy... na tokhang!
(smacks FACEBOOK in the head) Pataka man lang ni siya... Hashtag wrong! Like, oh my god, Kressy
Aquino was not, like, tokhangd ha, Kressy was totally, like, you know? Oh my god, playing LUTHANG!
Totally! Like the pinoy game, you know? (she pulls out huge remote from nowhere) It's like, the next
episode of KRESSY TV. Look! SFX: Click
KRESSY
(laugh) Biiimb let's make welcome everyone na to this episode of Kressy TV! (laugh) Today we will make
laro pinoy games like LUTHANG, see what he have here is a--
KRESSY
BIIIMB!!!
BIMBY
OH MY GOSH!
See? Like, what did I totally tell you ba? Not TOKHANG. LUTHANG.
TWITTER:
YOUTUBE
Anyeonghaseyo! (Mutry mukapot sa jeep, nahawiran sa iyang duha ka tudlo ang ngipon ni Facebook)
YAK!!!
Youtube-imnida, oppa saranghae, Im like TT, Just like TT ireon nae mam moreugo neomuhae
neomuhae-- (babbles on)
Unsa man?
YOUTUBE
(in a british accent) Ladies and gentlemen, I'm here to announce that this is fake news. And by the way,
if you want to buy this make up brush, theres a link on the description. Anyway. That is NOT what
happened. THIS is what happened.
KRESSY
BIMBY
KRESSY
BIMBY
POLICE
MUSIC stops.
KRESSY
POLICE shoots KRESSY and drags her body away with the frame.
YOUTUBE
KRESSY
(laughs) Everyone, you make hilom na! I'm alive na alive noh! (laughs) Nagfi-film lang ako sa new movie
ko na I'M A DRUG PUSHER
YOUTUBE
(korean words)
KRESSY
Pinatay mo si Kressy!
YOUTUBE
(korean words)
POLICE
Ang-ang kay dia man sa social media, o.. hashtag Kressy is a Drug Pusher!
POLICE
A sad BIMBY enters with TV frame. S/he puts on tassel earings and is bringing a red horse bottle.
Social networking sites are mourning with him.
BIMBY
SOCIAL MEDIA
POLICE
END SCENE