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Kacy: I Do Bite My Thumb, Sir
Kacy: I Do Bite My Thumb, Sir
Chad:
Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?
Kacy:
I do bite my thumb, sir.
Chad
Do you bite your thumb at ME, sir?
Kacy:
No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I
bite my thumb, sir.
Chad:
Have at you!(as I attack or maybe as I initially go to en guarde)
Kacy
You painted maypole!(as you come back to meet me)
(When I lunge at you before the circle parry, I shall say "Though she be but little, she is
fierce!" LUNGE!)
Chad
You acorn!(as either our swords touch or as you are walking to me)
I'll probably just let out a yell as I molenay(sic) into the running lunge.
Kacy:
You can call me a "rat-catcher" if you want as you tap my blade.
Chad
With God(raise my blade to the heavens) as my witness, your life will end today.
Kacy:
Good King of Cats, NOTHING(slash as you dodge left) but ONE(slash as you dodge
right) of your nine LIVES(as I slash horizontally).
Kacy:
Fit to govern. No, not to live.(as you die)
Scene End.
TYBALT:
MERCUTIO:
TYBALT:
What wouldst thou have with me?
MERCUTIO:
Good king of cats, nothing but one of your nine
lives.
2) Drop into the rotten mouth of death.(I think I could say this after I stab you as I
raise my arms)
3) You painted maypole. (I could call you that since you are tall. hahaha)
5) You cankerblossom!
8) O illiterate loiterer.
20) You should be women and yet your beards forbid me to intepret that you are so.
25) You have such a February face, so full of frost, of storm and cloudiness.
I definitely dig the biting thumbs at people. As that was a pretty grievous insult back in the day.
A perfect reason to fight. Also, didn't Shakespeare come up with the first "your mother"
joke/insult?
We could just jumble all of this stuff together and go with it. It's going to be hilarious. The main
thing is to be totally serious about it and not laugh. I think we can do it. hahaha! YES!
I'm down with whatever. I can be serious, when I need to be. My poker face is better than Lady
Gaga's. lol