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33 Dock - 1x03 - Blind Date - en
33 Dock - 1x03 - Blind Date - en
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Bears have weak knees.
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And you should vibrate, 'cause
the robot's full of radiation.
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Yeah, that's it.
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Frank.
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How many bears did I say
you could have?
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One.
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And how many do you see here?
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Um, four?
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Save a little money
for the rest of us, Frank.
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You can't spend a bunch
of money on bear suits
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that are only gonna be seen
for, like, 25 seconds.
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Liz, nobody's gonna believe
that a killer robot
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can get his ass kicked
by one bear.
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It doesn't make any sense.
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You're trying to bring logic
to the robot-bear sketch?
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You can't have four bears.
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Well, how many can I keep?
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One!
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Sorry, guys.
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Uh, who did my Sudoku puzzle?
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I have been looking forward
to this puzzle all morning.
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Hey, Liz, could you
come up to my office
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when you have a free moment?
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I never have a free moment,
Jack.
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Never, ever.
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Really punch him.
Like karate.
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Are you familiar with
the Japanese art of Reiki?
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No.
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It is the laying-on of hands
in order to improve one's life.
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Hm, how does your life improve?
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Do the hands
have money in them?
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Human contact
is important, Lemon.
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I can tell
from your stress level
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that you have not been touched
in any way in quite some time.
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Not caress??
Not massaged.
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Not even groped
on the subway.
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Where are you headed
with this?
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Your mood affects
the quality of your work,
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which, in turn,
affects me.
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I would like to become
a resource to you
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for improving
your personal life.
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Do you agree that you need
someone in your life, Lemon?
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No, I have bigger things
to worry about than my personal life.
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I would think that a single
woman's biggest worry
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would be choking to death
alone in her apartment.
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I have a friend in town
I'd like to set you up with.
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No, thank you.
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Thomas is very bright,
has a wonderful sense of humor.
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I think it's a good match.
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Are you free on Thursday?
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No, Thursday is poker night.
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And by the way,
it is completely inappropriate
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for you to be questioning me
about my private life,
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and then trying to set me up
with someone
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when you don't even know
anything about me.
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Poker night?
Who plays?
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Really?
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That's all you got out of that?
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I enjoy poker,
and I'd be interested
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in seeing my new employees
under that kind of pressure.
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You're not gonna come to our
crappy poker game, are you?
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No, I'm not.
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Good.
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I bluffed.
Yes, I am coming.
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Three can't go here.
Three can't go here.
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It can go here.
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Fine, I'll meet your friend.
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So who is this
Thomas guy?
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Oh, I don't know.
He's one of Jack's friends.
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Oh, my God, isn't Jack
friends with Tom DeLay?
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Am I going on a date
with Tom DeLay?
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Ugh, why did I say
I would do this?
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I haven't been on a date
since Dennis and I broke up,
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and that was almost
a year ago.
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It's gonna be a complete disaster.
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It's just one date.
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But if it is Tom DeLay
and you do go home with him,
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be prepared for it
to get weird.
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Josh, you and me.
Thursday night.
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I know this guy that runs
an underground bird fight.
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Oh, yeah.
I can't do that.
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Thursday's poker night here.
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Guys, we just need to try
the green screen stuff one more time.
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Poker night?
I love poker.
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I used to play all kinds
of poker with my aunt.
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Crazy Seven.
Albuquerque Freakout.
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One Card Stud.
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Yeah, I don't think
those are real games.
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Whatever.
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Get ready to get took.
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No, Mom, I can't make it Friday.
I gotta work.
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Hey, Frank?
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Hold on.
Yeah.
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What do guys like?
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Uh, porn.
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No, I mean, if you were gonna
go on a date with a woman,
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how would you want her
to act?
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Like she was in a porn.
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Hey, Lemon.
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You're on for 8:00
for dinner at Caf� des Artistes.
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Really?
Wow. What?
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What are you
gonna wear?
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This, probably.
I don't have time to go home.
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No, that won't do.
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I want you to go out
on your lunch hour,
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and find something.
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At a women's clothing store.
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Remind me what's better.
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A pair of black Aces
or a pair of red Aces?
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You guys,
I'm leaving.
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All right.
All right.
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Check out the valley.
Look at that.
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Hey, look at you!
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You look like
a fancy prostitute.
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Okay, I got my chair.
I got my beer.
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I got my lucky donut.
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Oh, is there room
for one more?
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Yeah, sure.
Really?
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That's fantastic.
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Could we just, uh--
Yes, yes, yes.
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Donaghy, what up?
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What up, Tray?
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This round, Texas Doozy.
Face cards are wild.
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Threes are jinx.
Fives are twos.
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Tray, do you mind if I deal
this hand?
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Be my guest.
Show me love.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the
minimum bet in this game is $25.
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Oh, Jack, we usually just play
for quarters.
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Well, then you best go home and
put on your daddy's shoes, boy.
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'Cause this is a man's game.
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I call.
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And I'll see that with...
This thing.
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I call.
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Pair of Jacks.
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Ace high.
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Three cowboys.
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Oh, my God.
My wedding ring.
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Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
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Now, you should all learn
from Pete's mistake.
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My wife's gonna kill me!
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You see, in poker
as in business,
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the key to success
is to determine
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your opponent's strength and,
more importantly, his weaknesses.
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Everyone has a tell--
a weakness of character
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that manifests itself
physically.
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Oh.
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Like when Lutz here has
a good hand, he stops eating.
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When Frank is bluffing, he asks
a series of insane questions to hide his nervousness.
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Oh, really?
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Is that what you think?
Is that what I do?
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Am I doing that right now?
Yeah, I'm out.
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Okay, Rainman,
tell me what I got.
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Well, you have two of your
cards backwards actually.
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I'm out.
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Hi.
Pinot grigio, please.
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This is beyond the pale.
Donaghy took me for $200.
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Yeah, well I bet
my rent money.
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And if I don't pay by the tenth,
my mom's gonna throw me out.
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I'm all in.
Anybody else?
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Oh, I'll play with you,
Mr. Donaghy.
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Kenneth, how long you been
sitting there?
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I'm taking Pete's place, 'cause
he's busy in the bathroom,
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laying in his own sick.
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Oh, my God.
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He can't read Kenneth.
He's a blank slate.
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Okay, what do you got?
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I think I have what they refer
to as a royal flush.
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Looks like
I'm the big winner.
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Thank you.
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Liz, hi.
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I'm Gretchen Thomas.
Jack's friend.
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Hey.
Great to meet you.
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Hi.
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Why would Jack just assume
that we're lesbians?
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I am a lesbian.
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Mm, that's awesome.
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Is this the first time somebody's made that
assumption about you?
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Lemon, don't let these girls
give you a hard time about who you are.
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You know, you need to brush
your teeth more, young man.
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Oh, my.
What an adorable little lesbian.
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What?
I don't know.
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Who remembers
that kind of thing?
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Well, look, obviously
this is a miscommunication.
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I mean, I'm certainly not
interested in chasing a straight girl.
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Of course, yeah.
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I completely understand
if you just want to go home.
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No, it's fine.
I'll stay.
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Jack is ridiculous.
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Oh, I worked with Jack in Plastics.
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He tends to approach
everything the same way.
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Locate the problem.
Isolate the problem.
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Set the problem up
with a lesbian.
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That's a pretty good joke
for somebody from Plastics.
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Well, I wasn't always in Plastics.
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I used to work in Water
and Process Technologies.
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Working mainly in primary metals.
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Oh, so you have
a comedy background.
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How was your evening with Thomas?
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You mean, Gretchen Thomas?
The brilliant plastics engineer/lesbian?
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What made you think I was gay?
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Your shoes.
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Well, I'm straight.
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Those shoes are definitely bi-curious.
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Regardless, I am straight.
100% completely straight.
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Well, I'm sorry
if I offended you.
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No, I'm not offended--
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Good.
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What do you know
about Kenneth the page?
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I don't know.
He's a sweet kid.
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Yes.
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And a surprisingly good
poker player.
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Did you know that
his middle name is Ellen?
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No, that's weird.
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And that his Myers-Briggs-psychological testing shows
shows a rare combination
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of extroverted, intuitive
and aggressive?
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Really?
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The same as mine.
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He could be trouble
down the line.
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Kenneth.
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Kenneth Ellen.
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All right then.
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You're not a lesbian.
Duly noted.
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I'll correct that on your file.
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It's too bad, though.
Thomas thought
you were great.
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- She did?
- Yes.
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She said she thought you looked
like Jennifer Jason Leigh.
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Really?
She said that?
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Yes, I made her repeat it.
I was sure she meant Jason Lee.
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Miss Lemon.
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Yeah.
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This is Pete's wedding ring.
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I won it last night, but I don't
think I should keep it.
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Could you give it back
to him for me?
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Yeah, okay.
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Did you win this, too?
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I did.
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I love how the light
catches it like diamonds.
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Kenneth, it is diamonds.
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Ah.
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Hi, Mr. Donaghy.
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Can I help you
with something?
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You are a puzzle...
Kenneth Ellen.
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And I'm going to solve you.
Yes, I am.
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I can't believe you bet
your wedding ring.
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I know.
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The weird thing is
I had money left.
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Hey, um, what famous person
would you say I look like?
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Uh, present day
Linda Ronstadt.
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00:11:47,918 --> 00:11:49,162
No, Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
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Tootsie.
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Never mind.
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So how was your date?
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It wasn't a good match.
255
00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:54,712
What happened?
256
00:11:54,887 --> 00:11:56,301
- Did he notice your facial tic?
- No.
257
00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,092
Did you wear sandals?
258
00:11:58,267 --> 00:11:59,881
- Did he see your toes?
- No.
259
00:12:00,056 --> 00:12:01,262
You blew it, didn't you?
260
00:12:01,435 --> 00:12:02,013
Good job, Liz.
261
00:12:02,185 --> 00:12:03,141
Way to go.
262
00:12:03,308 --> 00:12:04,340
Another one bites the dust.
263
00:12:04,606 --> 00:12:06,140
Ah, look at
your little face.
264
00:12:06,316 --> 00:12:09,143
It was a lady.
265
00:12:12,488 --> 00:12:15,440
Are you serious?
266
00:12:19,786 --> 00:12:22,782
Where is my Emmy?
267
00:12:43,685 --> 00:12:44,223
Hello?
268
00:12:44,385 --> 00:12:46,300
Hi, Gretchen.
It's Liz Lemon.
269
00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:48,431
Oh, hi.
270
00:12:48,606 --> 00:12:51,680
Look, thiss gonna sound
really weird, but, um,
271
00:12:51,857 --> 00:12:53,850
do you every worry about
choking to death
272
00:12:54,028 --> 00:12:55,440
alone in your apartment?
273
00:12:55,606 --> 00:12:57,862
Oh, it's so weird
you would say that.
274
00:12:58,026 --> 00:12:59,532
I think about it
all the time.
275
00:12:59,698 --> 00:13:01,402
I mean, you'd die,
and they wouldn't find you
276
00:13:01,578 --> 00:13:04,150
until your neighbor's dog
smelled you from the hallway.
277
00:13:04,328 --> 00:13:07,120
Ugh, yes, and they'd show
a picture of you on New York One.
278
00:13:07,285 --> 00:13:08,121
And it's not just choking.
279
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,702
Ever since I turned 30,
every time I get in or out
280
00:13:10,878 --> 00:13:13,872
of the bathtub,
I think in my head, "Careful, careful."
281
00:13:14,045 --> 00:13:14,713
Yes!
282
00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:15,711
Agh.
283
00:13:15,876 --> 00:13:18,632
Everything's the worst.
284
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:19,962
Do you want to get some dinner?
285
00:13:20,135 --> 00:13:20,803
Sure.
286
00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:21,920
See you in 20 at Neptune.
287
00:13:22,097 --> 00:13:23,421
Yeah, okay.
Perfect, yeah.
288
00:13:23,596 --> 00:13:26,512
Oh!
Ow, ow, ow!
289
00:13:29,186 --> 00:13:32,022
I did not die.
290
00:13:38,987 --> 00:13:42,031
Man, this is amazing.
Oh, hey, Jack.
291
00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:43,902
Welcome.
Welcome, everybody.
292
00:13:44,077 --> 00:13:46,532
Damn, Jack, you went all out.
That's a giant shrimp.
293
00:13:46,707 --> 00:13:49,410
Made out of shrimp and diving
into a bowl of shrimp.
294
00:13:49,585 --> 00:13:51,700
Please, enjoy it, Tracy.
Hey, Pete, good to see you.
295
00:13:51,875 --> 00:13:52,242
Jack.
296
00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:54,411
Is Kenneth here?
297
00:13:54,588 --> 00:13:57,540
I--I will check.
298
00:13:59,256 --> 00:14:01,210
I've been playing
for two hours.
299
00:14:01,385 --> 00:14:03,462
I'm tired of losing.
300
00:14:03,638 --> 00:14:06,842
I'm gonna let my boy, Dotcom,
play a hand for me.
301
00:14:07,015 --> 00:14:12,561
So, hey, Dotcom, are we going
to those three clubs tonight?
302
00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:16,232
You know the doctor said
I have four hearts in my body?
303
00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:17,351
All right.
Great.
304
00:14:17,526 --> 00:14:21,612
Of course he did.
Come on. Damn it.
305
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:24,482
Hey, everybody,
this is Gretchen.
306
00:14:24,658 --> 00:14:25,821
Oh, hey.
307
00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:27,740
Oh, Thomas.
308
00:14:27,918 --> 00:14:28,450
Jack.
309
00:14:28,615 --> 00:14:29,660
How's everybody up there
in Pittsfield?
310
00:14:29,826 --> 00:14:31,700
Oh, we miss you.
311
00:14:31,878 --> 00:14:34,952
I love this woman.
312
00:14:39,636 --> 00:14:42,963
Let's play some poker.
313
00:14:47,677 --> 00:14:49,511
I call.
314
00:14:49,687 --> 00:14:51,603
What have you got, Kenneth?
315
00:14:51,768 --> 00:14:52,602
All clovers.
316
00:14:52,768 --> 00:14:55,142
I win.
317
00:14:55,608 --> 00:14:57,142
Very clever boy,
Kenneth.
318
00:14:57,315 --> 00:15:03,191
But the curtain has been drawn back now,
and I know the real you.
319
00:15:03,446 --> 00:15:08,070
I think he's confusing me
with someone else.
320
00:15:09,156 --> 00:15:10,741
Liz, are you sure
you're not gay?
321
00:15:10,917 --> 00:15:12,201
'Cause that chick is hot.
322
00:15:12,376 --> 00:15:15,242
We're just friends,
like Oprah and Gayle.
323
00:15:15,418 --> 00:15:20,120
Why is that so hard
for everybody to believe?
324
00:15:23,046 --> 00:15:26,050
She's great.
You should marry that girl.
325
00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:28,422
One problem.
I'm not gay.
326
00:15:28,598 --> 00:15:31,262
Oh, Lemon, in the ten years
that I've known you,
327
00:15:31,438 --> 00:15:33,510
you've had some really
terrible boyfriends.
328
00:15:33,688 --> 00:15:34,182
I have.
329
00:15:34,358 --> 00:15:35,892
There was the guy who was obsessed
with Charlie Chaplin.
330
00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:36,273
Neil.
331
00:15:36,438 --> 00:15:38,390
There was the guy
who played Halo under the name Slutbanger.
332
00:15:38,566 --> 00:15:38,772
Dennis.
333
00:15:38,936 --> 00:15:40,442
There was a tall,
gangly, red-haired guy
334
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:41,602
who played guitar
all the time.
335
00:15:41,776 --> 00:15:42,902
Conan.
336
00:15:43,066 --> 00:15:45,903
You're more relaxed with Gretchen
than you were with any of those guys.
337
00:15:46,076 --> 00:15:46,690
So what are you
saying, Pete?
338
00:15:46,868 --> 00:15:48,070
I should just
be a lesbian?
339
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:49,240
Well, I'm not saying it'll be easy.
340
00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:51,612
You know, get drunk first.
341
00:15:51,787 --> 00:15:54,492
Why do guys think women can
just flip a switch like that?
342
00:15:54,667 --> 00:15:56,913
What if I said to you,
"Go be with Frank now"?
343
00:15:57,088 --> 00:15:58,373
Ah, I would be honored.
344
00:15:58,547 --> 00:16:02,831
Frank is a very tender,
beautiful man.
345
00:16:12,435 --> 00:16:13,300
He's awesome.
346
00:16:13,475 --> 00:16:18,600
You can't read his thoughts,
'cause he doesn't have any.
347
00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:20,982
I raise you 200.
348
00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:25,362
And I see your 200
and raise you 300.
349
00:16:28,485 --> 00:16:33,860
Will you, little Kenneth Ellen Parcell
from Stone Mountain, Georgia?
350
00:16:34,037 --> 00:16:37,781
Growing up in your momma's tract house,
dreaming of working on a TV show?
351
00:16:37,957 --> 00:16:42,662
Dreaming of making it
all the way to the NBC.
352
00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:44,422
You're scaring me,
Mr. Donaghy.
353
00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:46,672
You've come a long way,
haven't you, Kenneth Ellen?
354
00:16:46,845 --> 00:16:49,510
With your cheap loafers
and your page jacket,
355
00:16:49,677 --> 00:16:51,761
but you'll always be
a pig farmer's son, boy.
356
00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:56,432
'Cause I smell fried bologna
all over you.
357
00:16:58,396 --> 00:17:00,932
I'm all in.
358
00:17:01,105 --> 00:17:03,193
I'm out of chips,
Mr. Donaghy.
359
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:04,652
Hey, I got a fun idea.
360
00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,562
You put your page jacket
on the table,
361
00:17:06,737 --> 00:17:08,320
and if you win,
you can get it back.
362
00:17:08,488 --> 00:17:12,150
If you lose,
you go on home.
363
00:17:12,495 --> 00:17:15,163
You go on home,
little Kenneth Ellen.
364
00:17:15,325 --> 00:17:17,242
All the way
to Stone Mountain.
365
00:17:17,415 --> 00:17:18,201
He's bluffing.
Go for it.
366
00:17:18,378 --> 00:17:20,121
He's bluffing.
Come on, trust yourself.
367
00:17:20,297 --> 00:17:23,121
Trust yourself.
Don't do it.
368
00:17:23,295 --> 00:17:24,042
No!
369
00:17:24,218 --> 00:17:26,000
You can do it.
370
00:17:26,176 --> 00:17:26,632
Okay, okay.
371
00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:26,960
Come on.
372
00:17:27,137 --> 00:17:27,793
Use your instincts.
373
00:17:27,967 --> 00:17:29,041
You've got good instincts.
374
00:17:29,218 --> 00:17:31,800
Do it, Kenneth.
375
00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:34,472
I've got a pair
of twos.
376
00:17:34,635 --> 00:17:37,303
Well, let's just
see-weeby here.
377
00:17:37,476 --> 00:17:42,473
I've got a two, a four,
a nine, a six, and a King.
378
00:17:48,698 --> 00:17:51,690
That means I win.
379
00:18:01,127 --> 00:18:02,040
Kenneth.
380
00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:04,791
Why did you bet
that terrible hand?
381
00:18:04,965 --> 00:18:05,663
Why?
382
00:18:05,838 --> 00:18:09,753
Because...I believe
that life is for the living.
383
00:18:09,928 --> 00:18:12,960
I believe in taking risks
and biting off more than you can chew.
384
00:18:13,138 --> 00:18:14,263
And also,
people were yelling,
385
00:18:14,428 --> 00:18:18,512
and I got confused
about the rules.
386
00:18:19,096 --> 00:18:21,563
Kenneth.
387
00:18:22,858 --> 00:18:24,143
I wasn't really
going to fire you.
388
00:18:24,317 --> 00:18:27,061
I just wanted to remind you
that I could.
389
00:18:27,238 --> 00:18:30,020
I want you back here
at 6:00 in the morning sharp
390
00:18:30,198 --> 00:18:32,232
so you can sweep up
these shrimp tails.
391
00:18:32,408 --> 00:18:34,690
Yes, sir, Mr. Donaghy.
392
00:18:34,865 --> 00:18:36,900
Uh, I'm gonna have my eye
on you, Kenneth.
393
00:18:37,106 --> 00:18:41,121
You will not be
disappointed, sir.
394
00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:46,830
Well, it was nice of you
to let him keep his job.
395
00:18:47,005 --> 00:18:49,003
The Italians
have a saying, Lemon.
396
00:18:49,177 --> 00:18:50,920
"Keep your friends close
and your enemies closer."
397
00:18:51,087 --> 00:18:52,501
And although they've
never won a war,
398
00:18:52,677 --> 00:18:57,260
or mass-produced a decent car,
in this area, they are correct.
399
00:18:57,426 --> 00:19:01,932
In five years, we'll all
either be working for him...
400
00:19:02,107 --> 00:19:05,473
or be dead by his hand.
401
00:19:09,397 --> 00:19:12,313
Hey, after Ikea tomorrow,
you wanna go see Margaret Cho at the Beacon?
402
00:19:12,486 --> 00:19:14,613
Oh, boy.
Um, Oprah?
403
00:19:14,785 --> 00:19:15,531
Yes, Gayle.
404
00:19:15,695 --> 00:19:17,401
I think we need
to take a break.
405
00:19:17,578 --> 00:19:19,741
Is this because I waused to
submit us for The Amazing Race?
406
00:19:19,915 --> 00:19:21,780
Because I was 80% joking
about that.
407
00:19:21,956 --> 00:19:23,453
No, it's--
408
00:19:23,626 --> 00:19:26,252
You know, I said I'm not
into chasing straight girls.
409
00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:29,792
And I kinda think that's
what's starting to happen here.
410
00:19:29,967 --> 00:19:32,501
So... unless you're ready to make
a big life change,
411
00:19:32,675 --> 00:19:35,711
I need to move on,
find my Steadman.
412
00:19:35,887 --> 00:19:37,923
I thought I was Oprah
in this metaphor.
413
00:19:38,095 --> 00:19:39,881
Also, you're gay,
so that's a little confusing.
414
00:19:40,057 --> 00:19:41,801
You should say, like,
"My lady Steadman."
415
00:19:41,976 --> 00:19:42,302
Okay.
416
00:19:42,478 --> 00:19:43,762
I'm going out
on a limb here.
417
00:19:43,937 --> 00:19:44,601
Okay, sorry.
418
00:19:44,765 --> 00:19:46,681
Um, it's just--
419
00:19:46,856 --> 00:19:49,313
If I try to imagine
us being together,
420
00:19:49,485 --> 00:19:52,271
I think, "Yeah, okay,
this could be fun, you know?
421
00:19:52,447 --> 00:19:57,031
"Picking out furniture and making flower beds
out of old railroad ties."
422
00:19:57,196 --> 00:20:01,112
But the thing is,
if I'm gonna be with someone,
423
00:20:01,288 --> 00:20:03,282
it has to be a guy.
424
00:20:03,457 --> 00:20:05,083
You sound pretty sure about that.
425
00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:06,083
What can I say?
426
00:20:06,245 --> 00:20:08,663
I love a bald spot
and a hairy back.
427
00:20:08,835 --> 00:20:11,171
You're alone there.
428
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:12,880
I should go.
429
00:20:13,048 --> 00:20:14,591
I'll see you around.
430
00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:15,672
Okay, wait.
431
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:16,960
Um, what if we made a pact?
432
00:20:17,136 --> 00:20:19,090
What if we say
that in, like, 25 years,
433
00:20:19,267 --> 00:20:20,761
if neither of us has someone,
434
00:20:20,926 --> 00:20:23,010
we'll move in together
and be roommates.
435
00:20:23,188 --> 00:20:26,723
And even though
I am not into the sex stuff,
436
00:20:26,896 --> 00:20:32,062
if it helps you... I would let you...
do stuff to me.
437
00:20:33,235 --> 00:20:34,732
I can't be around
you anymore.
438
00:20:34,906 --> 00:20:37,150
Bye, Liz.
439
00:20:37,325 --> 00:20:40,443
That's funny.
That's what the guys always say.
440
00:20:40,617 --> 00:20:43,163
Who's gonna go with me
to cooking class next weekend?
441
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:45,413
Well, if by "cooking class"
you mean your bed,
442
00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:46,993
and by "next weekend"
you mean tonight--
443
00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:49,752
Oh, shut up.
444
00:20:50,915 --> 00:20:53,253
I can see your wedding ring.
445
00:20:53,425 --> 00:20:55,790
Idiot.
446
00:20:55,797 --> 00:20:57,463
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