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1.I'm sorry for staring, but you look like someone I used to know.
2.Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
3.May I have the honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
4.I won a great prize for my pick-up line. Would you like to hear it? "Hi!"
5.Excuse me, I think it's time we met.
6.Actually, I tend to make normal conversation rather than try to dazzle
someone with a Kamikaze one-liner.
7.You're the one I've been saving this seat for.
8.Where we supposed to meet for dinner?
9.What did you say? Oh, I thought you were talking to me?
10.Gosh, you're pretty.
11.You're very easy on the eyes.
12.Your smile is like sunshine.
13.God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.
14.You are the reason men fall in love.
15.Do you have room in you life for a new friend?
16.I just moved into the building and I was wondering if you could recommend a
good restaurant in the neighborhood. Would you like to join me?
17.You know, I'm not just an interesting person, I have a body, too.
18.There is more than what meets the eyes.
19.I'm sensing the intense feelings you have for me...is it my cologne?
20.I would say I like you, but you'd think I was trying to pull a fast one.
21.What can I do to make you mine?
22.I had a dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?
23.You should be someone's wife.
24.If he doesn't show, I'll be right over here.
25.So there you are! I've been looking all over for you.
26.I've been trying to meet a person like you for hours.
27.I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
28.Hey, I need your help! My mother says if I don't get a date this weekend,
she's putting me up for adoption.
29.Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
30.Excuse me but I'm doing a report on stamina. Would you be interested in
finding the true meaning of marathon?
31.Of all my relationships, I like sexual the best.
32.Darling, you haven't changed a bit since our divorce.
33.Fine! And you?
34.This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single.
35.You're the most beautiful woman I've ever met...today.
36.You know you might be asked to leave, you make the other women look bad.
37.Just where do those legs end?
38.What lovely eyes you have, are they yours or did you buy them?
39.You know, my mother says you have the best posture of anyone I know.
40.The best of me is behind me.
41.The girl I'm with, oh, she's my sister.
42.Would you like someone to mix with your drink?
43.Would you come back to my place and pet my dog?
44.Can I be your slave for tonight?
45.Be different, say yes.
46.I'm in advertising. Would you like to be in our next photo shoot?
47.We voted you "The most Beautiful Girl Here" and the grand prize is me.
48.Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and hot fudge sundaes.
49.Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here
after.
50.Motel spelled backward is letom.
51.So, do you like bagels or muffins in the morning?
52.When's our wedding?
53.Bring on the gin, we've just found the tonic.
54.Can I end a sentence with a proposition?
55.Excuse me, weren't you Shirley Maclaine in a past life?
56.Weren't we married in a past life?
57.My parents met at a place like this. Let's get the hell out of here.
58.Funny, you don't look like a democrat.
59.Hi, I'm employed.
60.Mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
61.Perhaps you recognize me from adult movies.
62.There's an aura about you that's hidden, and I want to bring that aura out.
205.Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
272.Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
273.Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets in side
out....) Would you like to?
274.You know I really am James Bond's body double.
275.Stand back, I'm a doctor! You go get an ambulance and I'll loosen her
clothes.
276.If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
277.I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
278.Hey baby, wanna play carnival? That's where you sit on my face and I guess
your age and weight.
279.You: Tickle your ass with a feather? Her: What?! You: I said 'Particular
nice weather?’
280.Hey baby, wanna play train conductor? OK. You sit on my face and I'll
chew, chew, chew! (choo!)
281.Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you
my meat.
282.Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well,
let's go on a picnic and find out!
283.Oh, you're a bird watcher.... (Whip out your unit and ask) Well, would you
take this for a swallow?
284.Stand back, I'm a police officer! You go call for backup and I'll frisk
her!
285.Do you have a library card? Good, cause I wanna check you out!
286.Your warm eyes melt the iciness of my heart.
287.(At church during a sermon) (Put your arm around your gal...) Honey, I
don't know where he is.... (Motioning to the preacher) but I do know I'm here
with you.
288.Baby, you look better and better each day...and tonight, you look like
tomorrow!
289.Here's a quarter.... Call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming
home tonight!
290.Hey baby, you smell, let's take a shower together!
291.Baby you with those curves and me with no brakes! Mmmmm!
292.Hey baby, whatdya say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?!?
293.I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
294.Can I borrow a quarter? [Why?] Cuz I wanna call your mom and thank her!
295.You're so hot, you melt the plastic in my underwear!
296.Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and
take/eat what I want!
297.Let's go back to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did
anyway!
298.My name is Chris. Just remember that, so you'll know what to scream later.
531. When you need a hug or someone to talk to, I’ll be there.
532. If I told you that you have a great smile, you’d probably think that I
was trying to pick you up. You have a great smile and I am.
533. I’m a math major. What’s your cosine?
534. Hypothetically, what lines are effective with a girl like you?
535. I’m not picking you up, I picked you out.
536. Would you like to come see my computer generated etchings?
537. Looking at you makes my beeper start to vibrate.
538. You are why I come here alone.
539. I felt a wave to positive kinetic energy hit me when you entered the
room.
540.Excuse me, do you think we might have a mutual friend that might introduce
us?
541. How do you feel about adopting boyfriends if you don’t have one of your
own?
542. Let’s sit together and rejoice.
543. My friends are leaving, but I’d love it if you gave me a reason to stay.
544. I want you. Let’s get out of here.
545. Is it me, or are we the only two here not trying to score?
546. No wonder the sky is gray today, all the blue is in your eyes.
547. You’ve got a smile I’d like to wake up to.
548. You make me so nervous that I’ve completely forgotten my pick-up line.
549. Your laptop or mine?
550. What’s so funny, are you falling in love?
551. It’s a jungle out there so let me be your guide.
552. You I love and not another.
553. Those jeans seem to be working over time, what time do they get off?
554. I’d gladly give you the shirt off my back, if you’ll take the rest of me
with it.
555. Excuse me for starring, but I love the view.
556. Is there a fire in here or are we just standing too close?
557. I know you, I dreamt about you last night.
558. Did I see you in a magazine?
559. Didn’t I see you in last year’s Miss America?
560. You look like some one that I’d like to talk to.
561. Let me be your coffee mug in the morning, your candy bar in the
afternoon, and your cool creamy dessert at night.
562.What would it take for a guy like me to go out with a girl like you?
563. I’m not like all the rest of the guys here, honest.
564. If we were all alone, what would you do to entertain us?
565. Can I wrap you up and bring you home?
566. Would you like to watch the sunrise together?
567. Our chromosomes were meant to be together.
568. You look like you need a real man.
569. Do you indulge in sports?
570. you’re so hot you give me the chills.
571. Your mind is what interests me the most.
572. I never pass up the opportunity to say hello to a beautiful woman.
573. The last time I say you I was dreaming.
574. You don’t have to play the lottery to get lucky.
575.If you got those eyes from your mother, I know why your dad married her.
576. You’re hotter than Texan asphalt on a summer day.
577. Are you the most beautiful person here or is that just my opinion?
578. Damn, baby, if beauty were a crime you’d be doing life.
579. So you floss?
580. Hi, my friend wants to know your name.
581. Are you smiling at me or do I have my contacts in wrong?
582. You have the whitest teeth I’ve ever seen.
583. Trust me, I’m trained in oral hygiene.
584. I’m on smile patrol, you have exceeded the smile speed limit.
585. You look familiar, aren’t you that girl from my dreams?
586. Wow! Weren’t you on some soap opera before?
587. May I have you autograph?
588. Can you come out and play tonight?
589. Is it possible that we can see each other again?
590. I’ve been waiting my whole life for somebody like you.
591. What’s your blood type
592. Hey, are you with the program or not?
593. Do you need a ride home?
594. Excuse me, but could you give me directions to your heart?
595. Your opportunity for total fulfillment has arrived.
596. How about a hot date?
597. You don’t know me, but you’d like to.
598. I think I was your blanket in a previous life.
599. I’d love to be a bar of soap in your shower.
600. You look so sweet your giving me a tooth ache