RADIO DRAMA SCRIPT CEBUANO

Characters:
Jenny
Larry
Bebe

SCENE 1
*MMK back ground music*
Narrator: Dear Charrrrot,
Ako diay si Jenny, bente-kwatro anyos ug kaslonon karong mo abotay na
bulan sa akong fiancé na si Larry. Kini si Larry, treinta y siete anyos, nag trabaho
usa ka manager sa fast food chain didto sa Amerika. Pution, Taason, ug labaw sa
tanan upaw ni si Larry. Nag-ila diay mi sa usa ka dating site nga
FilipinoCupid.com, mga pila lang mi ka adlaw nag sege ug chat nakuha na niya
akong kasing-kasing ug nahimong kami. Dugay-dugay napod mi nag-uyab ni
Larry, 90 days to be exact and still counting. Dili sa panghinambog, gwapa jud ko
na babae ug kanag term nila na “Lami siyang bayhana” ako ang nagpa-uso ana.
Kung si Larry ang pasultihon, ako ang ideal Filipina beauty ug dili siya ganahan na
mawala ko bantog iya jud kong pakaslan. Bahala na sa chat lang siya nag propose
ako dayon gi-sugot. Because I believe, opportunities never knock twice.
*Phone Rings*
Jenny: Hello, beb Larry?
Larry: Hello Jenny?
Jenny: Larry? I can’t hear you. I go outside to find signal. So wait.
Larry: Weak?
Jenny: WAIT Larry. Wait. *Bulong* ang bingi naman nito.
Larry: *stuttered* O..okay..
*Silence for 3 seconds*
Larry: Jenny?
Larry: aaamh.. Jenny?
Jenny: *Bulong* Oh. Yes! The signal is good! *Talks back to Larry* Larry?
Larry: Jenny?
Jenny: *Bulong* Last ka na lang. *Talks back to Larry* YES, LARRY.
Larry: OH! JENNY! I have good news.
Jenny: Wat is it?
Larry: I will visit you there in the Philippines.
Jenny: Realllly? Larry?
Larry: Yes babe, I will be there with in two days.
Jenny: O Larry that’s exciting! I am happy. I tell dad, mom, my relatives and my
whole barangay that you will be coming! I will preper something to you. I will
cook and make handa for your coming.
Larry: That’s sounds exciting!
Jenny: I can’t wait Larry.
Larry: Me too my love. I’ll see you there within two days. Bye.
Jenny: Okay Larry… I lov…
*Toot toot toot*
SCENE 2
Narrator: Nalipay gayud ako Charrrot sa pagtawag sa akong gihigugma na si Larry.
Sa iyang gibalita nako na mo abotay siya diri sa Pilipinas duha ka adlaw sa among
pag tawag, dili nako ma pugngan akong gibati na kalipay. Akong gi-estoryahan
akong ginikanan sa maayong balita ug nagkara-kara intawon sila. Gi bahin ang
mga trabahoon sa balay, gi lamapasan ang mga dagkong bungot sa sagbot sa likod
sa among balay, gi pang butangan ug bulak na ayos ang atobangan sa balay,
gipangkuha ang lawa-lawa sa atop sa among balay, ug gi-pangtapakan ang buslot
sa atop ug dingding. Ni utang si papa ug baboy ilang Bebe para i-handa sapag abot
ni Larry.
*Landing airplane*
*Airport sound background*
Jenny: LARRY!!!!
Larry: JENNY!!!
*Hug sound*
Larry: Am so happy to see you!
Jenny: Me too Larry. *Hug sound*. How are you?
Larry: I’m fine. Woooh! the weather is so hot.
Jenny: WHAT? Who is weather?
Larry: No. no. The weather. I mean the temperature here is hot.
Jenny: *Realizes* Ohh... Okay.
*Pause 3 seconds*
Jenny: Oh Larry I miss you! *Hug sound*
Larry: I miss you too.
Jenny: So shall we go?
Larry: Yeah. Yeah.

SCENE 3
Narrator: Ni abot kami sa balay na malinawon. Naabtan namo akong papa nag
tadtad ug letchon nga gi utang ilang Bebe. Nalipay gayod ako na gi-welcome ug
ayo akong fiancé Charrrot. Nakita nako ang dagko na ngisi sa akong ginikanan ug
kaparyentehan. Gibahin na ang letchon ug ako gidool si Larry para mo kaon.

Jenny: Larry, you eat first. Lechon!

Larry: uh?! He he he…
Jenny: You eat.
Jenny: It’s delicious. Lechon.
Larry: *clear throat* umh…
Jenny: C’mon eat it!
Larry: *deep inhale-exhale* *bite sound* mmm… *Chewing sound* he~he~he~
*intense sound*

SCENE 4
Narrator: Wala ko ganahi sa gibuhat ni Larry Charrrrot. Dili ko ganahan saiyang
pamatasan samtang ga kaon sa Lechong inutang ilang Bebe. Wala ko kasabot sa
akong gibati ug maong ni walk out ko.
*walk-out sound*
Larry: Jenny!
*walk sound*
Larry: Hey. Jenny! Wait!
*Stops walking*
Larry: What’s wrong?
Jenny: You’re road (Rude).
Larry: What?
Jenny: You’re road. You know.
Larry: Sorry? I’m old?
Jenny: You’re road. You… you acting like a ked (kid). Larry!
*walks-out sound*
Larry: JENNY! *Whisper* oh! What have I done? *deep inhale-exhale*
Bebe: Larry right?
Larry: Oh yes, do I know you?
Bebe: *flirt laugh* Not yet, I’m Bebe by the way.
Larry: Nice to meet you Bebe. Have you seen Jenny?
Bebe: Jenny? No. I haven’t seen her.
Larry: O okay. If you may excuse me.
*grasp hand sound*
*sexy music*
Bebe: You don’t have to find her. I am already here Larry.
Larry: *cracked voice* he~he~he~ Bebe, I have Jenny.
Bebe: You don’t need her Larry. You need me. You don’t like Lechon right?
Larry: Yes, because I’m vegetarian.
Bebe: Well you found the right girl Larry. I have talong, upo, ampalaya, pipino,
and more vegetables on our backyard Larry…
Larry: *deep breathe*
Jenny: LARRY!!!
*dun dun dun ni Bethoveen*
Larry: JENNY? *Shocks!*
*Running away sound*
*Crying sound*

SCENE 5
Narrator: Nasakitan gayod ako Charrrot sa akong nakita. Nahugno akong kalibotan
sa pagkakita nako ni Larry kauban si Bebe. Wala ko kasabot sa akong gibati,
murag gibundakan ug duha ka dagkong bato akong dughan. Sakit Charrrot, sakit
akong dughan bahalang flat chested ko.
*sobs sound*
Larry: Jenny, let me explain.
Jenny: Explain what? Larry? I saw what I saw! *sobs* You and Bebe.
Larry: Jenny, it’s nothing.
Jenny: Nawala lang ako sandali pagbalik ko meron kanang iba! *sobs* pangit ba
ko? Kapalit-palit ba ko?
Larry: No Jenny.
Jenny: Then WHY?
Larry: Jenny. Believe me, there is nothing between me and Bebe. I am sorry for all
my short comings. I am vegetarian and eating meat is not my forte. The truth
Jenny, Ikaw lang akong gihigugma. Ikaw lang.
Jenny: Really Larry?
Larry: Yes Jenny.
*happy/love music*
Narrator: Mao to Charrrrot ang mga panghitabo sa among Love Story ni Larry. Ug
sukad ato ni layo na si Bebe kay nakakita napod siya ug lain na Afam sa
FilipinoCupid.com. Magpadayon among kasal ni Larry karong mo abotay na bulan
ug napag desisyonan na mag Pinakbet ug mag Bas-oy nalang mi sa kasal. Daghan
Salamat Charrrot ug sa mga listener karong hapona. Jenny.

Narrator: Karong panahona nabatyagan nato ang gugma sa duha ka tao. Si Larry
ug Jenny ang nagpunay na makakita ug gugma maskin ga sugod sa social media.
Maayong Hapon.
*MMK back ground music*