Article for school magazine ( English)

Jokes
1. Teacher: pappu ,”TAM SO MAA JYOTIR GAMYA”shloka ka kya
arth hai ?

Pappu: isak matlab hai tum so jayo maa ,main jyoti ke pass jaraha hoon.

2. santa went to a battery shop n asked to change battery. The

shopkeeper asked Exide laga du ?

Santa:Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya ?

3. Banta ek! Sadhu se bola Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai ,
koi upay batao.

Sadhu: Beta,upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta ?

4. Banta: Name three fastest mean of communication.

Santa: Telephone,television and tell-a-women.

5. A man asked santa , “akal budhi ya bhains?”

Santa boli ,phele date of birth to batao ?

6. santa found answer to the most difficult question

ever-what comes first – the chicken or the egg?

O yaar, jisak order pehle doge ,vo ayega

7. Define energy:
Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas.
Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo.
Santa: “and this is called Energy……”

8. Santa aur Banta 8th mein aathvi Baar Fail Ho gaye

Santa: Chal Suicide kar le
Banta: Are, Pagal Ho Gaya Hai ??
Agle janam Fir NURSERY se shuru karna padega
9. Teacher Santa se: Explain ‘Dahi’ in English

Santa:

Milk sleeping in the night,

and sawere sawere tight!!

10. Aaj phir hamare group ke admin ne kamaal kar diya…

Wo savere savere bank me jaakar so gaya…

kyunki, waha likha tha ki

“Yaha Sone par loan diya jata hai”

By : kishan kumar behera

X ‘B’