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Openers
(craigsd)
Are you guys shy? I've been standing here talking to my friend for like 5 minute
s now and you still haven't said 'hi".
BLIND DATE (Eddy)
Walk up to a girl or a group of girls. (no guys in the group preferred you will
know what I mean)
Say loud and clear, "hey, I need your opinion on something."
"I am going on a blind date with some girl and I am very nervous about it. Is th
ere any tips you can give me so I don't look like an idiot. I don't really know
how to dress to impress or act the right way" (Act as AFC as you can to disarm t
he bitch shield)
NOW some girl would just tell you "be yourself". you should reply with C&F line
or expression. What I did was I made a very serious face and said "like this?" w
hich cracked them up. I then put up the serious face again and said, "I need to
know", and then change to a happy face and said "come on, tell me the secret to
girls' hearts, and how do I dress to impress. If you were going on a blind date,
what would you like the guy to look like".
At this point at least one girl would volunteer to give you a few tips, and then
more will follow. You can then ask all the questions you want to those girls un
til they go dry (EV). Or you can run some patterns and move in to your routines.
Depends on how well you spin it, you might be able to get one of the girls out s
hopping with you or more. The danger of this opener is, they might give you advi
ces to be AFC, i.e. buy her flowers...blah blah blah. It is your natural ability
as an ASFer to filter out the useful info from the AFC ones.
***I have found a better way to use this opener. When I go out with totally NEWB
IE guys I meet off PAIR or from my Lair, I'll use this opener but make it about
the newbie and put him on the spot and into the interaction. this way you don't
have to come off AFC***
COMPLIMENT OPENER
Compliment her on something she's wearing or her hair or just style in general.
The trick is compliment openers are to never compliment her on her physical beau
ty.
You have an incredibly energy about you
You have an artless grace
That's an incredible whatever-x accessory/garment
DIRECT OPENERS
Hi, I like you. And I'd like to get to know you.
Hey, What's up?
Where are you going?
You're cute, are you friendly/interesting?
You guys are so adorable. You have such a cute group dynamic going on. I want to
meet you guys. My name is x-name.
How are you?
You look like someone I'd like to meet.
Can I ask you a quick question?(Sure) Are you single?etc.
(I have a lot of successes with these on girls that are HB7 and lower or older w
omen)
G-STRING (Badboy)
"Hey guys, you won't believe what's going on with a friend of mine and his girlf
riend. They've been dating each other for six months now, and my friend really l
oves her. But they had this big fight a few weeks ago, and she went to visit her
mother to cool down.
While she was gone, my friend was so depressed, that he ended up hooking up with
some random girl he met in a club.
Anyway, a few days later, his girlfriend comes back, and she finds this girl's t
hong panties in the bathroom, and she KNOWS this thong isn't hers.
So she confronts my friend on this, and he lies and says that the panties are hi
s! And that he likes to dress up in women's underwear. So I don't know if his gi
rlfriend knew he was lying and just wanted to punish him, or if she really is in
to this or not, but she said she thinks that's really kinky and wants him to wea
r women's underwear around the house.
So he's been doing this for a few weeks now and is absolutely.
MISERABLE!"
"So I think he should just come clean and let his girlfriend know what happened.
What do you guys think? How important is trust in a relationship?
Or do you think some things should remain hidden, even if it means being miserab
le?"
SEATTLE GF (TylerDurden)
"Hey guys, I need an opinion. My friend met this girl in Seattle, and they reall
y hit it off. They wound up hooking up on the first night, and he even hung out
with her in L.A. over the next week. So he's up visiting her in Seattle last wee
k, and they're out on a walk. He takes a few pictures of them together. Like rea
lly cute ones with them together. Some of them they're just hanging out, and a f
ew of them they're like kissing or whatever while they're out walking.
Anyway, the next morning he wakes up, and checks his camera. He looks at the pic
tures, and he sees that she's woken up before him and gone into it and deleted t
he pictures where they're kissing, and left the ones where they're just hanging
out. He goes to her and says 'Are you psycho? Why are you going into my camera?'
She says its because she thought she looked bad in the pictures, and didn't wan
t him to have them. But he can't figure out if she's psycho or if its legit that
for girls they just hate having pictures out there where she doesn't look good.
He just really liked them because he likes her and doesn't judge the pics like
that."
The girls will either say:
"It's totally natural. I hate it when pictures make me look bad, especially with
a digital camera where you can just delete them and take more." (They also some
times say "But he's only known her a few months. I wouldn't do that on a guy I j
ust met.")
-or-
"She has a boyfriend!"
Your immediate reply would be "He doesn't care about that. He's busy. He just do
esn't want her deleting his pics! "
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Dog or Cat by XFMAN
XF: Hey guys let me get your opinion real fast ... What do you prefer cat or dog
?
HB: Dog
XF: No way , Dog's sucks Wink (NEG) I'm joking I have 5 Laughing ... wait, See t
he problem is that my little sister/cousin birthday is in one week , she is goin
g to turn 9 years old and I don't know what to buy a cat or a dog , she love bot
h cats and dogs, and the other day at the pet shop... blah blah ( DHV story move
to A2 )
Or some variations I have made of my own opener are :
What you prefer for a gift a Cd or Dvd ...
Which movie you think is better: How too loose a guy in 10 days or the notebook
, the thing here is that my sister...
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PRIMP OPENER (Harmless) First, here is the frame you're using for this opener:
"You're CUTE... but I'm going to make you a ROCKSTAR!"
You don't even need to say anything to open, so this works in the loudest clubs.
You walk up, of course making sure to keep your BL under control. (Shoulders awa
y, etc.) You check her out then make a face like
you aren't happy with what you see. Then you hold your hands out like you're jud
ging her style. You move in SLOWLY, pick some
article of clothing (hat, shirt, etc. Best if it's upper body or head) and PRIMP
it. Take her hat and TWIST it ever so slightly. Now, back
away, lean back, look her over, and give her a thumbs up.
"NOW you're a SUPERSTAR!"
Continue with push/ pull if you wish... " But wait..." and twist the hat back th
e other way. If she touches her hat, bust her for messing it
up.
Tell her she's allowed to be seen with you now, and promenade her around the clu
b.
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trip you are funny as hell...
are you a carpenter? Cause you gave me a woody.
be sure to get louder as you go on...
Love vs In Love
Hey, I need your opinion on something real quick. My best friends girl broke up
with him, when he asked for the reason, she told him that she loves him but she
wasn t in love with him anymore. He asked
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Name Mnemonics
HB: What s your name? Style: I m Style. HB: I m Janet. This is Donna. And that s Tony. S
tyle: Okay Janet.Donna.Tony. You know, I used to be really bad with names. HBs: Om
igod, I m so bad with names. Style: But you don t have
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Good-Looking People
This Opener works well if you re not a conventionally good looking person and your t
arget is quite good looking. This is also best to use in low-key settings with s
olitary targets (for example, standing in line). Basically, you walk up
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Arrest
Excuse me You re not Susan Jensen, are you? (They usually say no, then offer their
name. If they don t offer their name simply ask, What s your name? Try to get the firs
t and last name.) Oh, in that case. You re
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Fashion Tip
Just go up and tell them how they would look EVEN BETTER to you. Wear your hair o
pen , open that up one more button , or just fix their clothes. tell her what would l
ook amazing on her. Train your eye
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Gas Station
I ve used this one at gas stations with some success. Occasionally, while you re fue
lingup your car, you ll see a rather attractive woman doing so nearby. If this is
the situation, I ll see how much she s spending on gas. If it
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Embarrassing Dare
Hey, y all are women. You ll probably have some great answers to this question I hav
e. Well first of all, have you ever known anyone who lost a bet and had to do a
dare? Okay. Well I have this bet
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Do I look gay?
Preferably used with a wing and with a game-show host/party host attitude. I need
your honest opinion on something do I look gay? Some chicks will bust out laughin
g when you ask this. Because something really funny just happened, this
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Karma
Hey guys, I need a female opinion. Do you believe in karma? If you don t know, Kar
ma is a belief that whatever you do comes back to you: If you do something good,
somethinggood will happen to you, and vice
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Thug Lovin
Hey guys. I m doing a poll. Which do the ladies prefer more THUGLOVIN ? or GANGSTA LOV
IN ? Well, my girlfriend from work said gangsta because its more hard-core whereas
thug lovin is more like a hobby. But my other girlfriend said
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Are you rich?
Open a set by asking Which one of you is the richest? . Then go into the whole Ok, y
ou get to be my sugarmama, then. But hmm we need someone to cook for us, who is t
he best cook? -
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Primp
First, here is the frame you re using for this opener: You re CUTE but I m going to make
you a ROCKSTAR! This is, in fact, the exact wording I used to open my wing s HB9 o
n Saturday night. I opened her
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Never be a couple
Aww you are soo cute.. but you make me SO SAD! Girl: WHY? Cos we could NEVER EVER
be a couple! Girl: WHY ?? Because we are too similar.. Imagine, we would be SO
IN LOVE.. and the next
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Undies
Victoria Secrets, pick up a pair of boyshorts and a thong. Immediately approach.
PUA: Hey I need a female perspective here. I m helping my friend shop for his gir
lfriend for their anniversary, and he s completely helpless. Which would you rathe
r
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Tv Show
This opener is outdated, but adaptable to current TV shows. You: Hey guys. (Paus
e here for a quick sec? try not to be in a rush) do you guys watch Friends? (Eve
ry chick North America watches this fucking show)HBs: Yeah.
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Introduction
PUA: (grab unsuspecting SHB by the arm and point at a random dude) OMG, that guy
is PERFECT for you let me introduce you!! (start moving towards the guy) Girl: Wh
at?! No.. NONONO.. haha.. Help! PUA: (to guy) This
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Khaki
Hey, guys, my friends and I were making fun of some frat boys, and got into anar
gument Is khaki a color or a fabric? (The correct answer is that khaki is a color,
and most girls know this.) See, I
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No Job, Three Girlfriends
You: Hey guys I m trying to figure out something here and maybe you can help. See,
I have this friend and he has no job and no apartment. However, he has three gi
rlfriends and he takes turn staying at each
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New Pet
Hey you guys, I need a female opinion I want to get a pet, but I ve got a bunch of
criteria, so listen up. It needs to be clean, I don t want to have to clean up aft
er it everyday,
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Motorcycle
I need a female opinion. My buddy (put hand on wingman s shoulder) wants go get a
bike (motorcycle). Could he get more chicks with a crotch rocket or Harley? BANG
! Each girl has her opinion and at least one will
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