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SCENE STUDY EMERGENCY PACK

VOLUME 1
The Scene Study Emergency Pack is a collection of short plays written or adapted to be used for scene
study in a remote learning environment – where part of the given circumstances of the play is that the
characters are communicating from separate locations via Skype/FaceTime/etc.
These plays can be rehearsed by actors at separate locations via those apps, and presented in a Zoom
(or other remote learning) virtual classroom.
We are very grateful to the playwrights who have contributed to this first volume of the Scene Study
Emergency Pack. Future volumes will be coming soon!
IN THIS VOLUME:
Interest by Vern Thiessen pg. 2

(1 male, 1 female)
Last Shot by Gabrielle Sinclair pg. 16
(1 male, 1 female)
Our Fantasia by John Patrick Shanley pg. 25
(1 male, 1 female)
Rising Seniors by Kitt Lavoie pg. 57
(2 females)
Covid Park by Jeremy Kareken pg. 67
(2 males, 2 females)
The Most Wonderful Time by Jennifer Reichert pg. 84
(2 females)
IRL Raptors by Scout Storey & Daniel Taylor pg. 92
(3 characters, any gender)
Green Sound by John Patrick Bray pg. 101
(1 male, 1 female)
Protocols by Vince Gatton pg. 109
(2 characters, any gender)
PLAYWRIGHT SUBMISSIONS FOR FUTURE VOLUMES
Playwrights who are interested in submitting either new or adapted short plays for future volumes of
the Scene Study Emergency Pack can send their plays (as soon as possible!) to:
submissions@scenestudyemergencypack.com
All plays should take place between characters interacting remotely via video. Two characters is ideal.
Roughly college-aged characters are a bonus. Since these plays are intended to be used for scene study,
complex characters in conflict in dynamic circumstances are important!
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This play was first written and performed by THE DRILLING COMPANY in NYC in
2002. This version has been adapted for new technology.
CHARACTERS:
SHE: A stylish young woman, in her mid twenties.

HE: An man in his late thirties, frayed a the edges.
SETTING:
A meeting on Zoom or Skype or another form of video interaction.
TIME:
The Present.
NOTES:
Theft. n. dishonest appropriation of another’s property with intent to deprive him/her of

it permanently.
Interest. n. 1. selfish pursuit of one’s own welfare. 2. money paid for not exacting
repayment of debt.
Thiessen/Interest/Virtual 2
[4]
INTEREST
They log on.
They regard each other.
HE: (surprised:) Oh!
SHE: Hi.
HE: Hey.
SHE: How are you?
HE: Good. Where’s, where’s Sharon?
SHE: Transferred.
HE: Oh?
SHE: South Side.
HE: Really.
SHE: Yeah.
HE: Wow.
SHE: Yeah. Can you just give me one minute – I have to call up your…
HE: Sure. Sure. Thanks for taking the online meeting. It’s easier, ya
know, than--
SHE: Totally. We do a lot of these meeting virtually now.
HE: Okay. Okay.
SHE I’m juuuust calling up your account.
HE: Okay.
A pause as she does.
That’s a… that’s a very nice necklace you’re wearing.
[5]
SHE: Oh, I…
HE: Can I see?
SHE: Sure, it’s…
She leans in.
HE: Very nice, very…
SHE: Thanks.
HE: Where’d you get it?
SHE: My boyfriend.
Pause.
HE: Ah.
SHE: Yeah.
They regard each other.
HE: So.
SHE: So.
HE: Sharon. Transferred. Really. Wow. She never said she…And so,
what, that means you’re—
SHE: That’s right.
HE: Taking my file.
SHE: Yup.
HE: Wow. Isn’t that just…
SHE: Problem?
HE: No, no, I, I’m just….surprised, that’s all.
Pause as she types.
[6]
So. You’re settling in, are you.
SHE: Yeah.
HE: Learning the ropes.
SHE: Yeah
HE: Moving up.
SHE: Trying to.
HE: Good for you.
Pause.
Good.
She types.
Bad year though.
SHE: How so.
HE: Stocks, money.
SHE: Oh. Yeah.
HE: Good for the banks, but…
SHE: Yeah.
HE: I read the banks, you guys made something like an extra 90 billion
this year.
SHE: Yeah.
HE: Wow
SHE: People always love mentioning that. They like, to, you know, lord
it over me. I mean the amount of time I’ve heard people use that as
some kind of… They throw it at me: the bank charges, the service
fees, you’re stealing my money, you know.
HE: Well they have every right.
[7]
She looks at him.
To say it, I mean.
SHE: Right.
Pause.
Okay: What can the big bad old bank do for you today.
HE: I’d, I’d like an increase on my line of credit.
SHE: Oh?
HE: Yes.
SHE: Why.
Pause.
HE: Well, uh…
SHE: It’s at twenty thousand now.
HE: I’m just looking for an additional ten grand.
SHE: Hm. Okay. The usual questions: Do you have any court actions
against you?
HE: No.
SHE: Have you been convicted of any crimes?
HE: No.
SHE: Have you ever declared bankruptcy?
Pause. She looks up.
HE: Oh. No. Not yet!
He laughs. She smiles.
SHE: Let’s run the numbers.
HE: Sure.
[8]
SHE: Any change to your income.
HE: Yes. I have no money. JUST KIDDING! In fact, I, I, I’ll be getting

a huge cheque in soon. $10,000 in one month
SHE: Wow.
HE: Film project. I have a letter. Guaranteed.
SHE: When.
HE: April.
SHE: It’s November.
HE: Yeah?
SHE: It’s over the fiscal year.
Pause.
HE: Whatdya mean
SHE: It’s after December, the system won’t accept it.
HE: But it’s 10K.
SHE: Sorry, that’s the way it is.
Pause.
Any change to your mortgage?
HE: No.
SHE: Still have the car?
HE: Sold it.
SHE: Oh?
HE: Yeah.
SHE: What bout your wife.
[9]
Pause.
HE: What about her.
SHE: I have her down here as earning—
HE: That’s…I don’t think… that’s all changed.
SHE: Oh?
HE: Yeah. She’s, she’s out on the coast.
SHE: Oh?
HE: Yeah.
SHE: You guys split?
HE: No no no no no no. No. No. She’s, uh, she’s freelancing out there.
She looks great, she doing well, she loves the lifestyle, the, you
know the ocean, the, the yoga, she uh--
SHE: Uh huh.
HE: But it’s been very hard, being…separate. Keeping up both

households you know. And the kids are--
SHE: How much.
Pause.
HE: I don’t know, she just, you know, she’s just getting by and--
SHE: How much.
Pause.
HE: A couple grand a month, maybe.
SHE: Can you prove that?
HE: You mean…
SHE: Tax returns.
HE: From last year?
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SHE: This year.
Pause.
You haven’t filed.
He looks at her.
Alright…
HE: We, we don’t owe anything, I’m sure of it. We--
SHE: Any new collateral?
HE: She bought a used car.
SHE: Worth?
HE: I dunno…$3000?
SHE: Anything else.
HE: No.
SHE: Okay, let’s put it altogether shall we…
He waits for what seems an eternity. She does not to look

at him. She calculated. Consults the computer. Makes a
note. Types. Calculated. Consults. Types. Makes a note.
Finally:
I’m….I’m sorry.
HE: What.
SHE: I can’t, I can’t do this.
HE: WHAT? WHY?
SHE: Well, your credit cards for one.
HE: Aw Jesus…
SHE: You’re maxed out on all your cards; one’s been cancelled; one’s
gone to collection; the Credit Bureau hates you; it’s not good.
[11]
HE; But I have the letter. You, you know I’m good for it, you know I—
SHE: I’m sorry, I’d love to help you out, you know I do, but it wouldn’t
be responsible of me to--
HE: Oh please, don’t give me that.
SHE: I’m sorry?
HE: Give me a fu-- the Credit Bureau. It’s one reason for you to not
give me the loan, but I’ve got five reasons for you to give it to me.
You know I’m good for it, you know I--
SHE: Look, I’m just trying to--
HE: No you look, I’ve had this conversation a million times with
Sharon--
SHE: You’re not dealing with Sharon, you’re dealing with me.
HE: You know what I mean, I’ve explained this all a million times--
SHE: And what, you think I’m incapable of under--
HE: My line of work is not about consistency.
SHE: I know.
HE: I get huge checks one month and then nothing for half a year.
SHE: I know.
HE: That’s the way it works in—
SHE: I know.
HE: Then why aren’t you helping me!
Pause.
I’m the perfect client. You know that. I’m the perfect client. Why?
Because I never pay my debts on time. That’s right, I never pay
them on time, but I always PAY THEM OFF. And that’s where
you scam me, that’s where you steal my earnings – in interest, in
[12]
bank charges, in insurance fees, in overdraft fees, in ATM fees,

and I have no choice—
SHE: Look you don’t have to—
HE: I have banked with this place since I was ten years old. I have my
credit card here, I have my mortgage here, I have my mutual funds
here, I have my business here, and now, now here you are killing
me--
SHE: This is my job, you’re asking me to risk—I’ve only been here two
months, I can’t--.
HE: I have to get this increase. I HAVE to. Or I’ll…I’ll…
Pause.
I’m in trouble okay.
Pause.
I’ll be honest with you, I am in big trouble. I thought I could. I

hoped that she’d come back, that she’d…And the kids, they…I
haven’t seen my kids in…
Pause.
I’m begging you to help me here.
Pause.
Please.
Pause
SHE: I’m sorry.
Pause.
HE: Why are you doing this to me.
SHE: I’m, I’m not doing any—
HE: I, I don’t have any other options, okay? You want me to declare
bankruptcy? You want me to go out and steal? Is that what you
[13]
want? Just because I don’t operate on your system. Just because I

don’t live a steady boring life.
SHE: Excuse me, my life is very exciting.
HE: Oh I know it is.
SHE: Don’t.
HE: Oh I know.
SHE: Don’t--
HE: You want to steal my dignity, is that it? A little revenge? You want
to destroy my marriage. Is that what you want?
SHE: I’m what?
HE: You’re doing this deliberately, you’re, you’re—
SHE: Your marriage was over a long time ago.
A long pause.
HE: That was not my--
SHE: That WAS your--
HE: That was YOUR--
SHE: It was-- no, I’m not getting--
HE: No, no, you started it, so lets get into it
SHE: I, I…
HE: It was a Christmas party.
SHE: You lied to me--
HE: It was a Christmas party.
SHE: You lied to me. You told me you weren’t married, you
deliberately, you took something from me--
[14]
HE: It was a Christmas party for Christ sakes, a Christmas party,

everyone was tanked, you, me, everybody, how often do these
thing happen at a --
SHE: You hurt me.
Pause.
And it wasn’t just the party, you know that. It was months after.
Months and months of…
Pause.
I was in love with you. You knew that.
Pause.
And you humiliated me, you…And I can never get that back.
Never.
Pause.
Do you understand that?
Pause.
HE: Yes.
Pause.
Yes I do.
Pause
Yes.
Pause.
I’m at the end of my…
Pause.
I don’t…
Pause.
I’m sorry. I’m sorry if I hurt you.
[15]
Nothing.
Okay then. Thanks for taking the time.
SHE: I’m sorry, I just--
HE: Is he nice?
SHE: Nice?
HE: The boyfriend.
SHE: Yeah. Yeah, he’s nice.
HE: Good.
SHE: Yeah.
Pause.
It’s all good.
He hangs up.
She sighs.
End of play.
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Last Shot
By Gabrielle Sinclair
CHARACTERS
TAY
JESSE
LOCATION
TAY - A downtown dive bar
JESSE - A downtown hotel room.
Though they are clearly in separate locations, when both Tay

and Jesse are seated, their bodies face each other, creating
a layer of being at a shared table at a bar.
NOTE: A large screen projects a shared FaceTime space.
We hear them before we see them.
JESSE
Hey be right back gotta pee.
TAY
Sure.
Lights up on Tay and Jesse in

their separate corporeal worlds
and their shared FaceTime space.
Tableaux: On the hotel desk sits

Jesse’s open laptop. Jesse stands
at the side of the desk, out of
sight of the laptop. He holds the
desk, eyes closed, tries to
center himself.
TAY sits in a downtown dive bar,

holds her phone up to her with
two hands, on FaceTime. She tries
to fix her posture - spine, neck,
head, chin, tries to center
herself.
On the screen where Jesse should

be, there is only an empty chair.
[18]
2.
At the moment TAY reaches a point

of acceptance regarding her
posture, Jess completes a long,
slow, quiet, breath in, and then
out.
Go time.
Jess’s slides back into his chair

at the desk. On screen it appears
as though he is sliding into a
booth at a bar.
When they are not speaking,

they’re watching each other.
JESSE
Heeeyyy-
TAY
(overlapping) Heyyy! Better?
JESSE
I’m a new man.
Beat.
JESSE
So.
TAY
So.
Quiet.
JESSE
It’s weird being in the city.
TAY
It’s a weird city. You hungry? They have literally Every
Thing here. I -
JESSE
I would but I just got a text - I’ve gotta meet this girl
about a thing before I get on the train.
TAY
Sounds specific.
JESSE
Yeah it’s nothing.
[19]
3.
They watch each other.
JESSE
Did the screen freeze?
TAY
No.
Beat.
TAY
So I’m taking a writing class about implicit language.
JESSE
Oh really?
TAY
Yeah.
JESSE
What’s that - like whispering?
TAY
No it’s like the like ... the um...The Stuff Between Words?
Ya know?
JESSE
Like “like” and “ya know”?
TAY
No. Like...(she sighs) ugh.
JESSE
Like “ugh”?
TAY
No. Anyway I’m terrible at it because I’m so direct. I’m
really overly direct and it’s a flaw.
JESSE
You’re flawed.
TAY
Yeah. Deeply.
Beat.
JESSE
Writing class?
[20]
4.
TAY
Yeah.
JESSE
You like those. What was your thing about?
TAY
A break up.
About like - break up sex.
Jesse looks at his phone as

though he has a text. Sees it and
laughs.
TAY
What?
JESSE
Oh. Someone just smiled at me.
TAY
Oh.
JESSE
The world of emoticon relationships is so bizarre.
TAY
Yeah. I didn’t do well on the scene. Cuz that’s not how
people talk, the teacher said. Putting it all out there. But
that’s - that’s how I talk! I’m explicit with my feelings
like constantly.
JESSE
Uh huh.
TAY
Especially if it’s painful. I’m like brave in a painful way.
Jesse has set down his phone. He

nods, listening.
JESSE
Do you think if I just Venmo you you can just put it on your
card?
TAY
Sure.
I was just like - if it’s the LAST TIME you’re gonna see
someone, shouldn’t you be able to say how you really feel? I
mean - when ELSE can you be honest if not then? I mean at the
end of the day, how different is moving away than dying?
[21]
5.
Beat.
JESSE
Who’s dying?
TAY
No one. Everyone! I don’t know. This is kinda getting to me.
I’m listening for implicit statements in everything anyone
says to me -
JESSE
I guess you’ve just gotta maybe remember people aren’t
reading from a script.
Tay reacts.
TAY
Yeah... I think they do though.
It sucks wanting someone to say something but they don’t have
their script.
JESSE
What was your scene about again?
TAY
Hate-sex.
JESSE
You hate sex?
TAY
Do I seem like I hate sex?
JESSE
I’m confused.
Beat.
TAY
Hate-sex is like...Like wanting - like needing - being
attracted to - someone - you hate. And then you um ya know
screw them. Because - I don’t know. Like you don’t want to
have sex with them. You want to have sex AT them.
Beat.
JESSE
You’re a poet.
TAY
Yeah.
[22]
6.
Jesse jumps up, his face

launching up and out of the
screen.
JESSE
(on the phone) Hey beautiful! (beat, listens) Awesome. Can I
call you back in two seconds? I’m just heading out the door.
Cool. I love you. Bah.
Jesse sits.
After a moment,
TAY
You better get goin’.
JESSE
Yeah...beauty awaits.
Beat.
TAY
It’s so funny holding your little face in my hands.
JESSE
Like you could smash me at any moment.
TAY
(reacts) What?
JESSE
(reactionary) What?
Beat.
JESSE
So you think everyone has the same script, but you’re the
only one who printed it out?
TAY
What do you -
JESSE
In your class -
TAY
Oh - I -
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7.
JESSE
Cuz what if instead maybe each character in a scene just has
their own script, and maybe sometimes one character’s doesn’t
line up with the other’s? Like maybe you don’t do what
someone else wants you to do or say? And that maybe that’s
not spite? Maybe the other characters are just as frustrated
and disappointed as you are? I mean, the universal you. Or
maybe they’re not because they’re not narcissists and don’t
expect everyone to fall in line with what one person has
scripted for their moment to moment existence?
Beat.
TAY
I just want an arc, ya know?
JESSE
Yeah, I know. I just want -
TAY
What?
JESSE
An ending.
TAY
(beat, she nods) My phone’s gonna
JESSE
Yah.
TAY
I’m lost without this phone.
Quiet.
Jesse opens out his arms and

smiles. Tay returns the gesture.
Jesse hugs his laptop, his eyes
closed. Tay hugs the phone to her
neck.
JESSE
Don’t do the five mile friend rule thing, okay?
TAY
OK.
The hug ends.

[24]
8.
JESSE
Bye Taylor.
TAY
Bye Jesse.
They watch each other.
Finally, still watching her,

Jesse closes his laptop. Tay
watches it close from the inside.
The screen goes black. Jesse

keeps his hands on the top of
laptop, and breathes.
Tay crushes her class script in

her hands as FaceTime turns off
and lights fade.
End of play.
[25]
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OUR FANTASIA
A man and a woman, CIARAN and

NATASHA, texting on invisible phones
that they dispense with after
establishing. Their hands continue to
express some texting feeling throughout.
They use them like magic wands. They
absolve with them. They fire them like
cowboys, use them like ropes, cast
spells.
NATASHA
Is this you?
CIARAN
Yes. It’s Ciaran. Is this Natasha?
NATASHA
Yes. I’ll be blunt, Ciaran. I’ve been reading your posts on
Facebook. I think you’re incredible.
CIARAN
I’ll be blunt in return, Natasha. I’m looking at your pictures.
You’re like a Cyrillic poem. Your arms are like parenthesis. And
I love your name. Natasha. Your eyes are like some magic
animal.
NATASHA
Oh my goodness. You’re making my face red.
CIARAN
I’m kind of devastated that you appear to be married.
[27]
2.
Natasha
I’m not married! Those photos were for modelling a wedding
dress. I’m a dancer.
CIARAN
I was on the ledge when word came that you weren’t bound in
wedlock. Your body has a electric Russian voltage.
Natasha
My body?!
CIARAN
I’m looking at your pictures. There’s one where you’re leaping.
Natasha
I leap in Minneapolis. I’m in a dance company.
CIARAN
But where are you really from?
Natasha
Belarus.
CIARAN
It sounds like a land made of roses.
Natasha
No. It’s a tragic place, run by a dictator. I even prefer the
Twin Cities.
CIARAN
I was out in Minneapolis last year. Had I known you were
there, I would have hunted you down like a truffle.
[28]
3.
Tell me anything about yourself.

I’m hungry to know you.
NATASHA
I find myself ready to tell you anything. I was a translator. I
married an American who turned out to be gay. We divorced.
CIARAN
Are you named after Tolstoy’s Natasha?
NATASHA
Yes. You’ve read Tolstoy?!
CIARAN
Of course. Are you over 25?
Pause. She twitches.
NATASHA
Yes.
CIARAN
Have you been to New York? Have you been to New Orleans?
NATASHA
Yes. No. I go to New York because my brother lives there. I’m
25.
CIARAN
25. Okay.
NATASHA
Is that okay?
[29]
4.
CIARAN
Yes.
NATASHA
Why did you ask about New Orleans?
CIARAN
I’m going there in March.
NATASHA
I haven’t been there yet, but brace yourself. I have plans to
go there in March, too!
CIARAN
Really?
NATASHA
To see my cousin.
CIARAN
Do you want to be happy?
Natasha
Yes, but not so happy that I ignore all other emotions in life.
Does that make sense? Do you want to be happy?
CIARAN
I don’t know. My honest impulse is to sweep you off your feet.
I have this strong instinct, but maybe that’s crazy.
NATASHA
Don’t judge the crazy! Be crazy! Embrace the crazy! What
kind of instinct is it?
[30]
5.
CIARAN
Fall in love.
NATASHA
We might be in New Orleans at the same time, Ciaran.
CIARAN
Oh, we will be there same time.
NATASHA
You are going to give me butterflies.
CIARAN
There are butterflies enough between us to overwhelm the
Amazon. Nastasha, I’m scared.
NATASHA
Why scared?
CIARAN
Well because.
NATASHA
That’s not an answer!
CIARAN
Wisdom makes me scared. Fast is thrilling but scary.
NATASHA
I feel like I recognize your face.
CIARAN
I recognize you, too.
[31]
6.
NATASHA
Describe yourself in three words.
CIARAN
Poet. Poet. Poet.
NATASHA
Oh my God! Let’s talk on the phone.
They turn away from us and talk on the

phone at a brisk pace.
CIARAN
Talk talk talk.
NATASHA
Talk talk talk.
CIARAN
Oh! Chat chat chat.
NATASHA
Chat chat chat. Oh!
CIARAN
Talk.
Dympha
Chat.
CIARAN
Talk.
[32]
7.
NATASHA
Chat. Oh!
Ciaran
Oh my God!
NATASHA
I’m falling in love with you.
CIARAN
I’m falling in love with YOU!
They spin back to us and look at each

other.
CIARAN, NATASHA
I’ll text you later.
They spin away from each other. Beat.

Ciaran goes up on his toes.
CIARAN
This is Ciaran.
She goes up on her toes.
NATASHA
Hi Ciaran.
CIARAN
Hi Beautiful.
[33]
8.
She paces around, furtive and excited.

He stalks her.
NATASHA
You really know how to make me nervous, don’t you? My face
is burning red. The curse of all Tolstoy’s women. Giving away
our feelings with a blush.
CIARAN
Send me a picture.
NATASHA
What kind of picture do you want?
He takes a picture and sends it.
CIARAN
Here’s a picture. This is the view from my window.
NATASHA
Oh my God, it’s the dream! I want to be there! A jewel box
made of glass!
CIARAN
My apartment’s nothing but windows. The whole skyline of New
York every morning. I wasn’t asking for a naked picture, just
your face.
NATASHA
I know. I wanted to know if you wanted scenery or me.
CIARAN
I want you. You’re my scenery. My Mount Kilimanjaro.
[34]
9.
NATASHA
Stop it! I’m coming to stand in that glass fantasia soon. Get
ready.
CIARAN
I’d better get some Windex! You can have your own room.
NATASHA
When?
CIARAN
Whenever you like. Don’t forget the naked picture. I mean, the
tasteful portrait. I’m headed out for a meeting.
NATASHA
Haha. Text me after.
CIARAN
I will!
Beat. She pivots towards him, takes a

selfie.
NATASHA
Here’s a picture. I look awful today. I’m sending it anyway.
He pivots towards her, receiving it.
CIARAN
Got it! Too intensely beautiful to look upon, really.
NATASHA
Shut up with your lies!
[35]
10.
CIARAN
I’ll prove it to you when we meet.
NATASHA
How?
CIARAN
You’ll see how I’m drawn to you. You’ve magnetized me.
NATASHA
You have the most amazing eyes.
CIARAN
Oh! I felt that like an icicle in the belly.
NATASHA
Is that a good feeling?
CIARAN
Yes. I want to encircle your waist.
NATASHA
You do? Why did you mention my waist? Now I’m having all
kinds of thoughts. I’m under your spell right now.
He walks.
CIARAN
I like that. I want to pull you to me and hear your breath, a
little gasp. There!
She gasps as if he did it.

[36]
11.
NATASHA
I want that. I need to meet you.
CIARAN
Me too. We’ll work it out. Right now you’ve got me in a bit of
a physical state and I’m getting on a train. You. I.
NaTASHA
Say it!
She pivots away from him,

waiting for his last word.
CIARAN
Want!
She receives this word like a thrust.
NATASHA
Oh!
He pivots away from her, disappears on

to the train. Train sounds.
NATASHA
I want you back. I want you back, Ciaran?
Beat. He reappears, takes a picture.
CIARAN
This is my Christmas tree.
[37]
12.
NATASHA
It’s like childhood, the beautiful childhood I never had.
CIARAN
I was all stirred up by our exchange, and I had to get on a
train.
NATASHA
Oh no! I have made you a public display.
CIARAN
Desire seized me like a storm. I wanted to devour you. Not to
offend.
NATASHA
There’s no offense at all. I’m in awe. How can someone as
incredible as you even be interested in me?
CIARAN
I feel exactly the same.
NATASHA
No, no. I’m just average.
CIARAN
You saying that makes me twice as enamored. Should we treat
this as an adventure that need not end?
NATASHA
What else could we treat it like at this point?
CIARAN
I want to draw flames on your stomach while you sip iced tea.
[38]
13.
NATASHA
Oh my god.
CIARAN
I want to bite your feet and oil your calves. I want to put my
hand on your back and feel you go slack with willingness. Then
breakfast. I’m leaving in a few minutes for a meeting.
NATASHA
Jesus. I don’t even have words. You’re making my entire body
crazy.
CIARAN
Embrace the crazy!
NATASHA
Who are you? You’re too good to be true.
CIARAN
You really think that?
NATASHA
Of course.
CIARAN
I want to kiss you so you feel like you’re falling.
NATASHA
You do?
CIARAN
I wish we were someplace warm slurping oysters.
[39]
14.
NATASHA
Where should we go?
CIARAN
New Orleans!
NATASHA
I have to go to New Orleans in March. To visit my cousin.
CIARAN
Why wait? Let’s go twice! How about this weekend? We can
dance and eat in a beautiful city.
(He exits.)
Think about it. I have to run! Talk tomorrow!
He’s gone.
NATASHA
Nooo! Don’t go!
He pops back in.
CIARAN
My darling.
He goes again. Beat. She turns in the

direction he fled.
NATASHA
My mind is filled with thoughts of you. Little origami thoughts.
He creeps back on.

[40]
15.
CIARAN
Origami thoughts?
Natasha
Unfold me.
CIARAN
I’ve unfolded you in my mind. I’ve ravaged you in my big
chartreuse bed until you were a gutted bungalow.
She faces front.
NATASHA
You have a chartreuse bed? Motherfucker! I will throw myself
on that bed! I will shred myself like lettuce for you! I’m
obsessed with you!
CIARAN
I want to put my hand on the back of your neck and feel you
give over to me. I want to feel your skin offer itself to my
touch. I want to study the moonscape of your lips, and
chronicle your every breath. I want to breathe on your bosom
and watch it awaken.
NATASHA
My bosom!? You’re making my skin a stranger to me! It obeys
you now. My bosom?
CIARAN
Your bosom!
Natasha
First my waist, now my bosom! Where is your mercy?
[41]
16.
CIARAN
I want to find the orchestra in your pelvis.
Natasha
My conductor! Tchaikovsky like a physical madness!
CIARAN
I want make a fire in your cave. See the strange shapes
painted on your walls. Roast meat with you in the primeval
dark! Do you want me to?
NATASHA
Yes, I say yes to you!
CIARAN
Listen to me! You are a beautiful beast, a sacrifice, a kiss in
the depths of the ocean.
NATASHA
Because I want you? I can’t imagine that makes me worthy of
your hands. I want to be worthy of you. You probably run into
girls like me all the time.
CIARAN
No! I meant it when I said I was scared.
NATASHA
You’re scared of what?
CIARAN
I’m not in control.
[42]
17.
Natasha
Do you think I am?
CIARAN
And I don’t want to feel terrible pain.
NATASHA
Why would I hurt you?
CIARAN
Life would hurt me, not you. Life would use you as a beautiful
whip.
She turns to him.
NATASHA
What do you mean, love? You can have the whip. I will be your
pony.
He comes close to her.
CIARAN
If we throw ourselves into this, I wouldn’t be able to protect
myself. I think we’re going to kiss.
NATASHA
I think so, too.
CIARAN
After that, I’ll be a goner.
NATASHA
How do you know you will like me?
[43]
18.
CIARAN
I feel it. Don’t you? Why do you think I invited you to go away
with me?
NATASHA
But you hardly know a thing yet, do you? I definitely feel it.
CIARAN
Should I call you now? Is it too intimate? Are you scared?
NATASHA
Nervous. I would but I can’t. (She pivots away, whispers.) I’m
not alone.
CIARAN
Oh okay.
NATASHA
Even though I’m in a different world right now. From
everybody else.
He speaks to her back.
CIARAN
I want to kiss you and run my hands over you. Pull your hair
and press you into me.
NATASHA
Yes, please. You make my breath ragged just thinking about
what you’ll do to me. I’m like a river flooding a town.
[44]
19.
CIARAN
I should warn you. I’m a bit big. (Pause. Her mouth drops.) I’ll
say goodnight then.
He has walked away. She pivots towards

him.
NATASHA
Oh my god. You can’t do that. You can’t say that and go.
CIARAN
You’re not alone.
NATASHA
I’m addicted now.
CIARAN
I can hear the chant in your jungle.
NATASHA
You’re making my heart beat in my ass.
CIARAN
I would dig my nails into you and make you give me your
deepest gifts.
NATASHA
I can hardly breathe. I want that. I need that.
CIARAN
I’ll clasp you.
[45]
20.
NATASHA
Crush me! Crush my bosom!
CIARAN
You’ll have to buy your freedom with your beauty.
NATASHA
Take it! I’ll sell it all to you!
CIARAN
I’ll bite you.
NATASHA
Oh!
CIARAN
Pull you.
NATASHA
Ciaran.
He kneels.
CIARAN
Give you my hunger to eat. Break into you like a trespasser. So
that you feel it isn’t your fault. That it’s your fate to give me
everything. Offer yourself to me like food to a famished man.
So that I can choke on your abundance, take everything. Lick
the plate! Run my nails down your Appalachian Trail.
She kneels.
[46]
21.
NATASHA
Oh my god. I’m begging you. Do it all!
CIARAN
Your shoulders!
NATASHA
You are speaking directly to my body.
CIARAN
Pull your legs till you are hanging off the bed. Hold you down
till I’m done with you and you’re a rag doll. A pile of rags.
Pillaged, ravaged into oblivion. (Stands.) I’ll stop now. Find
some privacy.
She stands.
NATASHA
Ciaran. I am speechless.
CIARAN
Goodnight, my love.
NATASHA
Noo.
CIARAN
Yes.
NATASHA
I am possessed. I can’t let you go tonight.
[47]
22.
CIARAN
There’s nothing else to do. Send me a picture of your breast.
If you have compassion.
NATASHA
There’s more to me than that.
CIARAN
Of course. Don’t send it. I’m okay.
NATASHA
I know you know. But I have to say it. There’s more to me.
CIARAN
I know there’s more. That’s why I invited you to pants.
NATASHA
Pants? What pants?
CIARAN
Dance! Damn spellcheck! Bourbon Street. You can just step in
off the street and dance.
He dances gently, softly sings When The

Saints Go Marching In.
CIARAN
Oh when the Saints...
NATASHA
You love New Orleans.
[48]
23.
CIARAN
Go marching in...
She dances.
CIARAN, NATASHA
Oh when the saints go marching in.
NATASHA
In.
CIARAN
In.
NATASHA
In.
They stop.
NATASHA
I can’t wait.
CIARAN
So you’ll come?
NATASHA
Yes.
CIARAN
Wonderful! Who are you with, if I may ask?
[49]
24.
NATASHA
My brother and his friend from New York. What was the best
part of your day?
CIARAN
You. Now don’t be a naughty. Say goodnight.
NATASHA
If I was there, I’d convince you to stay up.
CIARAN
Yes.
NATASHA
Soon enough. Goodnight, you wonderful mystery.
Beat. She wanders, she sits.
NATASHA
I hope you have an amazing day today. I’m worried though.
Nervous.
He sits.
CIARAN
Why?
NATASHA
Caring too much.
CIARAN
Me too.
[50]
25.
NATASHA
Promise?
CIARAN
Oh god yes.
NATASHA
Ok! Cause I’m worried about falling faster.
CIARAN
If it’s a race, I’ll win.
Natasha
I don’t want to destroyed.
CIARAN
Can you write me something just shockingly dirty?
NATASHA
Haha. I could, but what would it be? I’ve never touched you,
so how could it be real?
CIARAN
That was a really nice answer.
NATASHA
It’s true. I want to know you. I don’t want it to be
anonymous.
He stands. She remains seated.
CIARAN
Yes. But I can draw you towards me with words.
[51]
26.
NATASHA
Yes.
CIARAN
Like I’m pulling you free.
NATASHA
Of what?
CIARAN
Your life in Minneapolis. Unclothing you. Walking around you.
Looking at you.
NATASHA
I know that your eyes will leave marks on me.
CIARAN
My eyes will leave marks like landing lights. And I’ll rearrange
you on my bed over and over, moving your arms and legs into
different attitudes. So you feel what it’s like to lie just so,
for my pleasure.
NATASHA
I’ll let go.
CIARAN
You’ll let yourself go, give over, put yourself in my hands.
Because you want that beauty released in you.
NATASHA
I do.
[52]
27.
CIARAN
You want it to be different.
NATASHA
Oh yes I do.
CIARAN
And I would be rearranging you to search out the woman that
you are but have not yet been.
Natasha
Yes. I want to be her.
CIARAN
We would both be looking for that moment of recognition.
When I could kiss your eyes and cheek and and neck and
breast and stomach in a flash of invented religion. I don’t care
about orgasms. I CARE ABOUT THE END OF LONELINESS! I
care about having found you and being amazed that we are not
apart. That I am saying a prayer in your warm chapel. And
seeing what we are doing in your widening eyes. In your
breathing. That I’m sharing your beating heart. My darling.
(Pause.) Do you like how I make you feel when I write to you
like this?
Long Pause. He waits her answer, gets

anxious.
CIARAN
Do you? Hello? Did I overstep? Why aren’t you answering me?
Have you changed towards me?
Suddenly, she stands.

[53]
28.
NATASHA
Hi love! I’m sorry. I was driving. I didn’t want to crash.
CIARAN
Do you like what I wrote you?
NATASHA
Yes of course.
CIARAN
I don’t assume.
NATASHA
But you don’t know me yet, and I just don’t want you to force
those feelings on yourself in case they’re not actually there
when you meet me.
CIARAN
I’m sharing things with you so when we meet, we will have
those things.
NATASHA
But I’m old fashioned and I believe that you can’t really tell
by the phone.
CIARAN
We have to work with what we have. Can I ask you something?
NATASHA
Yes.
CIARAN
In your pictures, you seem to have a long neck.
[54]
29.
NATASHA
Yes, I do.
CIARAN
Is your neck so long that swans try to mate with you?
NATASHA
Haha. You’re kind of like a swan to me.
CIARAN
I’ll be your swan.
NATASHA
I hear Tchaikovsky in you.
CIARAN
He’s there, the old dear.
NATASHA
I want to make you happy. I wonder if I can. I want you to
feel special.
CIARAN
You make me feel hope.
NATASHA
Me too.
CIARAN
Love has its dangers. Listen. I’ll say what I shouldn’t say. I
want to make a soft pilgrimage. I want to wander down to the
faint beginnings of your lower hair.
[55]
30.
NATASHA
Oh my God, you’re trying to kill me!
CIARAN
Ha! Do you want me to stop?
NATASHA
No!
CIARAN
I’ll stroke you everywhere but where you want, until it’s
unbearable. I’ll wait till you collect yourself, and then I’ll do
it again.
NATASHA
You know what to say to get to me.
CIARAN
I hope you’re on the pill. These texts could get you pregnant.
NATASHA
Oh Ciaran. You’ve made me so many beautiful images.
CIARAN
Yes. Yes I have.
He turns away. He’s sad. She walks,

thinks, stops.
NATASHA
Bad news. I can’t make it. Something’s come up. I’m not
cancelling. We just need to reschedule. Is it cold there?
[56]
31.
I’m not cancelling. (Pause.) Hello? (He walks away.) Are you
okay? Hello? Is it cold there?
He’s gone. Tchaikovsky plays. She

dances. The lights fade.
THE END
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RISING SENIORS
a ten minute play by
Kitt Lavoie
Rising Seniors was originally presented by The CRY HAVOC Company as part of
The Governors Island Plays in 2017. It has been adapted for an online setting.
SARAH and JEANETTE, both 16, speak via

Skype/FaceTime. Sarah is packing a suitcase.
JEANETTE
I can’t believe you are going without me.
SARAH
I’m not.
JEANETTE
You are.
SARAH
I’m not going without you. I’m going and you’re not going. That’s not going without
you.
JEANETTE
You’re going and I’m not going. That is going without me.
SARAH
I wish you were going--
JEANETTE
No, you wish I were coming. As in “coming with you.” Because you are going without
me.
SARAH
That’s not my fault. I chose to go. I didn’t choose for you not to go.
JEANETTE
I didn’t choose for me not to go, either.
SARAH
And neither did I, so...
JEANETTE
But you’re going.
[59]
2.
SARAH
Yes.
JEANETTE
Without me.
SARAH
I’m just going.
JEANETTE
You’re going without me.
SARAH
I guess I am.
JEANETTE
Which is what I’ve been saying.
SARAH
I understand. But it’s not my fault.
JEANETTE
It’s not my fault either.
SARAH
It kind of is.
A beat.
JEANETTE
Excuse me?
SARAH
Nothing. Just... I’m sorry you’re not coming. And I wish you could be happy for me.
JEANETTE
(re: “It kind of is.”)
What does that mean?
SARAH
It doesn’t mean anything. It just means that I’m sorry you’re not coming. I’m sorry you
didn’t get in. And I would be happy for you if the situation were reversed.
[60]
3.
JEANETTE
Really?
SARAH
Yeah.
JEANETTE
You think that?
SARAH
I do.
JEANETTE
Well, you just keep thinking that.
SARAH
I think I would.
JEANETTE
Then I guess you’re just a better person than I am.
SARAH
I guess so.
A beat.
JEANETTE
You really just said that.
SARAH
I didn’t mean it.
JEANETTE
Well, you said it.
SARAH
No, you said it, and I said, “I guess so.”
JEANETTE
“You guess so” you’re a better person than I am.
SARAH
I think you’re a good person.
JEANETTE
But you’re a better one.
[61]
4.
SARAH
I think we’re both fine. I just wish you could be excited for me. Or at least not try to ruin
it for me when something good happens for me, even if it didn’t happen for you. That
doesn’t seem like a very “good” thing.
JEANETTE
I’m just hurt.
SARAH
So you want me to, what? Unpack my bag.
JEANETTE
I would rather you never started backing it, but sure.
SARAH
I didn’t do anything to you.
JEANETTE
We had a plan. We were going to room together.
SARAH
If we both got in.
JEANETTE
When we both got in.
SARAH
Okay, but we didn’t both get in. So it was always “if.” It would have been great if we
both got in. And we could have spent the summer there together. But we didn’t. And that
was always a possibility. You had to know that was something that could happen, that I
would get in and you would not.
JEANETTE
Why would I ever think that you would get in and I would not? Why is that something
that I would ever think? We have been best friends - or at least I thought we were - for
ten years. You know what my GPA is. You know what your’s is. So why would I even
have imagined you would get in and I would not?
SARAH
Yeah, well, that’s the way it worked out, so...
JEANETTE
You know they only let you in because you’re a girl.
A beat.
[62]
5.
SARAH
What?
JEANETTE
They don’t get many girls into these STEM programs, you know. It’s, like, affirmative
action.
SARAH
(pointedly)
Well, they clearly didn’t take all the girls that applied.
JEANETTE
Well, no. I’m sure they only have, like, a certain number of rooms in the girls’ dorm set
aside. Because they don’t get as many applications. And they couldn’t take the both of us
for the limited number of slots they did have because we’re from the same school. And
they probably looked at my transcript and thought, you know, I don’t need affirmative
action. I’ll be fine.
SARAH
Yeah, that doesn’t make any sense.
JEANETTE
No, it doesn’t. I’m just trying to figure it out because it doesn’t make any sense. None of
it makes any sense. And what I am trying to figure out - what I, in the most fundamental
way, don’t understand, is why you would go along with it.
SARAH
Go along with what?
JEANETTE
All of it. Why you would... I mean, One, you’re my friend. And Two, it’s just at its basest
level anti-feminist. That they would only have a certain number of slots for women. And
then -- I mean, back to One -- that you would, as my friend, scrape and beg and say, “yes,
please, I will take one of them” when you know what they did to your friend, who you
know is every bit as deserving as you are. And, I’m just saying, that doesn’t seem like
you. It does not seem like something that you would do, from the years of friendship that
we have had. It does not seem like you. I mean, I understand what they are doing. The
pressures and the limitations on time and space. But I don’t understand what you are
doing. I’m having a hard time figuring it out. And I wish you would explain it to me.
SARAH
I can’t explain it.
JEANETTE
Then you shouldn’t do it. If you can’t explain it, then you shouldn’t do it.
[63]
6.
SARAH
You know, I don’t think you’re mad that I’m going without you--
JEANETTE
I’m not mad. I’m hurt.
SARAH
I think you are hurt -- and mad -- that Tim is going without you and you are taking it out
on me.
JEANETTE
I’m not mad at Tim. Tim was always going. You only learned about it from Tim. So I’m
not mad at Tim. I’m mad at you. And I’m not mad, I’m hurt.
SARAH
So it has nothing to do with Tim?
JEANETTE
Well, it only has to do with Tim insofar as I don’t understand why you think it’s okay to
go away with my boyfriend for the summer. Like, as my friend I don’t understand why
you would think that is okay.
SARAH
I’m not “going away with him.” We’re both going to the same program.
JEANETTE
The same program together, yes.
SARAH
Maybe I should room with him.
A beat.
JEANETTE
That’s not funny. And they wouldn’t allow it, anyway.
SARAH
I know. It was a joke.
JEANETTE
Well then, maybe you should go to comedy camp this summer instead, because you’re
not very good at jokes.
SARAH
So, wait. If you had gotten in and I hadn’t, you wouldn’t go?
[64]
7.
JEANETTE
That’s not the same thing--
SARAH
That’s exactly, precisely the same thing.
JEANETTE
It’s not because it would be, like, really weird for me to not go with Tim if I could.
SARAH
So it is about Tim.
JEANETTE
No, I’m just saying it would be weird for me to not go with him. But it’s not weird for
you to not go with him because he’s not you’re boyfriend.
SARAH
But it would be weird for me to go to this super competitive engineering program that I
got into, just because you didn’t get in.
JEANETTE
It’s not that I didn’t get in. I could have gotten in. You only got in because I helped you
with your application.
SARAH
You read my essay. After I finished it.
JEANETTE
And I gave you feedback.
SARAH
You gave me some feedback.
JEANETTE
It made it much better.
SARAH
And I read your essay and gave you feedback.
JEANETTE
Yeah, but I didn’t take it because they weren’t good ideas. And, yeah, it’s super weird
that you’re going when I’m not going and we had a plan. That’s not the act, you know, of
a friend of ten years. Which, you know, I always thought we were.
[65]
8.
SARAH
But you didn’t get in. And if it was so important for you to go with him you should have
worked harder on the application.
JEANETTE
I worked on the application.
SARAH
You started working on it two days before it was due. I know you’re used to pulling
things out of your ass at the last minute, but this isn’t high school. And after next year,
nothing is going to be high school. So maybe you should get used to working harder.
JEANETTE
You started working on it the same night I did.
SARAH
Yes, but this is the kind of thing I can pull out of my ass at the last minute. Apparently
you can’t.
JEANETTE
Yeah, so if I had worked harder, I would have gotten in and you wouldn’t have and then
how would you feel? You need to think about other people sometimes.
SARAH
Why are you having this conversation with me and not with Tim?
JEANETTE
Because Tim is my boyfriend and you are my friend. And that’s different.
SARAH
Because you’re afraid he’ll break up with you. And you’re not afraid I will.
A beat.
SARAH
You’re right. This is about Tim.
JEANETTE
That’s what I said.
SARAH
And it’s not about me. It’s about you. We have been friends since the first grade and it
has always been about you. ‘Cause you always liked that I was smart... but not as smart
as you are. And, you know, I’ll be your stupid friend in English class and in history class,
and in French and biology, and I’ll even be your stupid friend in art class.
[66]
9.
But if you need me to be your stupid friend in everything, then maybe we shouldn’t be
friends anymore. Because in calculus and physics, I will always be your smart friend.
And you know what - you don’t have a problem with the fact that Tim is better than you
in physics. But you have a problem with the fact that I am better than you at it. And you
should have that looked at.
A beat.
JEANETTE
I can’t believe that after all this time, you don’t want to be my friend if you can’t be
smarter than me. That’s just sick.
Jeanette reaches to slam her laptop shut.
SARAH
That’s not what I said.
Jeanette stops.
JEANETTE
Enjoy the program I helped you get into. It’s your last summer of high school and it gets
harder from here. Frankly, I don’t think you’ll be up to it. Not without me to help.
SLAM! And she’s gone.
SARAH
I changed one sentence!
Sarah processes for a moment, then returns to packing,

her head caught in a frustrated shake.
END OF PLAY.
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1.
(Skype or Google Hangouts. A

number of video screens are set up
on a computer. They are either
projected on a stage or viewed at
home on a monitor. The actors
should all be live, whether back
stage or at their desks.)
TERRY
(Singing to himself)
Grew a mustache and a mullet, got a job at chik-fil-
a...
(A number of beeps happen and one

person comes on.)
DEE
Can we get started? I have a -- oh, am I the-- hello?
TERRY
Hi, Dee, it's Terry. I think my camera is-- yes, it's
on. You might need to--
DEE
Oh, I see. Yes. Hi, Terry. I needed to move your
little win--
TERRY
If you go to arrange--
DEE
I need to go to Arrange Windows.
TERRY
Yes. That's what I was going to---
(A beep. Another person comes on.)
CARLOS
Hello. Carlos Apoyo here.
TERRY
Hey Carlos. We're just waiting for a few others--
CARLOS
Are you talking to me? It looks like you're just
mouthing words.
[69]
2.
DEE
He's talking to you Carlos. I didn't see him. But I
had to arrange windows.
CARLOS
Is that Dee? I can't hear you. Oh, wait. I think I
have you on mute.
DEE
Can we get started?
TERRY
Why? Got an appointment? Ha!
DEE
Yes, actually I do.
TERRY
Oh, I only meant since we're all being socially
isolated--
CARLOS
Wait, maybe I have bluetooth on.
DEE
I'm not letting that stop me, Terry. You know me.
When Shakespeare was quarantined against the plague,
he wrote King Lear. I'm going to do something with
this time. Not just sit around.
TERRY
You're not, like going out and meeting people, I hope.
MARIANN
Who's meeting people! Don't meet people!
TERRY
Hi, Mariann. Sorry, no, Dee here was just saying.
DEE
It's virtual! Don't worry, Mariann!
CARLOS
You guys know how to turn bluetooth off?
TERRY
You have to turn bluetooth ON, Carlos. You're wearing
a headset.
[70]
3.
CARLOS
Wait, I have to turn bluetooth on! I'm wearing a
headset. Hello!
TERRY
Thank God. Hello, Carlos!
(pause)
CARLOS
No, that wasn't it. Oh, wait, I'm wearing the wrong
headset. Ha ha.
DEE
Get it together Carlos!
CARLOS
I'm here!
TERRY
Great. Great. We're all--
MARIANN
Where are Larissa and -- and--
TERRY
Narindra has a meeting--
MARIANN
She shouldn't be meeting anyone.
TERRY
Yes, yes, I know... She has a phone meeting with her
son's doctor.
MARIANN
Doctor? Is her son sick?
TERRY
You know what? I shouldn't have said that. That's
private information. Pretend I didn't say that.
MARIANN
Because if she's sick, I need to know. I'm taking
care of my elderly father, and he's at risk.
TERRY
I don't think it's related to the outbreak.
[71]
4.
MARIANN
Well, she needs to tell us. This virus lasts for up
to fifteen days in dust and saliva and fecal--
TERRY
I think her son might have broken his leg, Mariann.
MARIANN
Well, that's good.
CARLOS
That's not GOOD.
MARIANN
You know what I mean, Carlos. Broken legs aren't
catching.
TERRY
But you'll have to ask her, except don't because I
didn't tell you. So if you do talk to her in person--
MARIANN
I'm not going out of the house--
TERRY
Yes, but if you do talk to her don't say that I said
anything. Can we get started?
DEE
Yes, I need to get out of here because--
TERRY
It's fine. We'll make this as quick as possible. We
have a quorum so all we need to do is vote on the the
new swingset because it's more than 300 dollars and
that requires a vote by the board.
MARIANN
Actually, I have a small amount of new business.
TERRY
Can we just get the vote out of the way? Because Dee
has this virtual thing she needs to get to.
DEE
Thanks, Terry.
[72]
5.
MARIANN
Actually, it has to do with the swings, and I think we
need to deal with it first because I think we
shouldn't even have swings.
TERRY
It's a children's park, Mariann, we need swings.
MARIANN
There shouldn't be any children there right now.
They're not supposed to be anywhere.
DEE
Well, they're supposed to be somewhere.
MARIANN
They're supposed to be at home, not in a public park.
TERRY
Yes, but after this is all over they're going to need
a place to swing.
MARIANN
Do they? I--
TERRY
Well, at the moment, whether or not they do, we have a
rusty sculpture of twisted metal spikes that's going
to cause who knows how much tetanus if we don't get it
repaired or replaced.
MARIANN
Well, I vote we just get rid of it.
TERRY
That's not the motion that's under consideration at
the moment, I'm going to have to call your comment out
of order. The motion under consideration is--
MARIANN
Motion to table.
TERRY
I'm sorry, what?
MARIANN
I motion to table this motion. I motion to table the
motion paying for the replacement of the swing set.
[73]
6.
TERRY
Okay, look. We already voted for the new swings. We
already called the guy to install the thing, so this
is just a formality about writing the guy the check.
So--
DEE
I second the motion to table.
TERRY
I'm sorry, what?
DEE
Maybe we should consider more sanitary forms of child
play.
TERRY
Sanitary--? They're children, Dee.
DEE
I seconded the motion, Terry.
(Terry sighs.)
MARIANN
And I made the motion, Terry. We have to vote on the
motion to table. That's in Roberts Rules of--
TERRY
Fine. Fine. Motion to table on the floor. How do
you vote? I vote nay.
MARIANN
I vote Aye.
TERRY
Yeah, well, you made the motion--
MARIANN
Excuse me, can we can the editorials during the voting
process?
TERRY
Fine, fine. I'm sorry. The chair withdraws the
comment. Dee, how do you vote?
DEE
I abstain.
[74]
7.
TERRY
Abstain?
MARIANN
You just seconded the motion. You can't abstain.
DEE
I thought the motion deserved a fair hearing, but that
doesn't mean I'm in favor of it. Hey, I could have
voted present but not voting.
MARIANN
That's not even voting.
DEE
But is it?
TERRY
Fine. Fine. Carlos? How do you vote? Carlos?
Carlos?
CARLOS
I can't hear a thing you're saying!
TERRY
Fine. In the absence of a deciding vote, the motion
fails.
MARIANN
You can't do that.
TERRY
I'm marking him present but not voting.
MARIANN
He didn't say he was present but not voting.
TERRY
He doesn't have to say it.
DEE
I think he does.
TERRY
He's present. He didn't vote.
[75]
8.
DEE
But he didn't say he was to be marked present not
voting.
MARIANN
I just want to say--
DEE
We're still voting. We aren't allowed to say
anything.
CARLOS
Oh, my god, it's not even a bluetooth headset! Ha ha!
TERRY
Can you hear us?
CARLOS
I can hear you. Catch me up. Are we voting?
TERRY
Yes, we're voting.
CARLOS
Then yeah, let's build this fucker.
MARIANN
I'll thank you not to swear.
TERRY
We aren't voting on that, Carlos.
CARLOS
What? Why not? That's the only reason for the
meeting.
DEE
Mariann introduced a motion to table the motion to
vote.
CARLOS
Oh, come on. I need the money. I already ordered the
swing set.
MARIANN
That's the other thing. I don't think it's right we
should be using Carlos.
[76]
9.
TERRY
He made the lowest bid, Mariann. We went through all
this at the last general meeting. This is only the
finance committee.
MARIANN
So it's a good thing that I made a motion to table.
CARLOS
You're motioning to table?
TERRY
Yes. That's the motion on the floor. To table the
motion to pay for the swing set.
CARLOS
Okay. I vote nay.
TERRY
Thank you. Can we get on with this? Motion not
adopted. Now, moving on to the motion on the floor,
the pay the $311 dollars for installation to one
Carlos Apo--
MARIANN
I saw seven kids at the children's park yesterday.
SEVEN.
TERRY
Yes, that's not in order right now.
MARIANN
This is a crisis, Terry. I'm going to have to ask you
to take this seriously.
TERRY
I assure you I take this seriously.
MARIANN
This is not a drill. This is a healthcare--
TERRY
I know this is not a drill.
MARIANN
Seven. Seven children. I don't want to name names.
But as a healthcare professional--
[77]
10.
CARLOS
The governor--
MARIANN
I know the Governor has said that groups ten or more
should be avoided. But I work in the health care
field. Do not let your kids go to that park.
TERRY
It's a children's park, Mariann.
MARIANN
I have an elderly father at home. I saw seven
children.
DEE
Mariann is right. That's irresponsible.
TERRY
The motion on the floor is--
CARLOS
She's talking about my kids.
MARIANN
You're being irresponsible. I saw your son and your
daughter playing in the park. Do you know how
infection works?
CARLOS
Worry about your own kids, okay, Mariann?
MARIANN
Is that a joke, Carlos? Is that a joke?
TERRY
Mariann doesn't have kids.
MARIANN
I saw your son and your daughter playing in the park,
Carlos. The CDC guidelines say that we should all
be--
CARLOS
I told them to wash their hands, okay? And stay away
from--
[78]
11.
MARIANN
You know kids. They're going to spit all over each
other.
CARLOS
My kids don't spit, Mariann.
DEE
She's got an elderly father at home. When your kids
start spreading disease all over each other.
CARLOS
My children are not diseased.
MARIANN
How are we supposed to know that? The Covid-19 virus
has a latency period of up to 15 days-- And
asymptomatic kids can be out there --
TERRY
Can we please keep this to the check?
MARIANN
I refuse to let us write this man a check when--
CARLOS
This man?
MARIANN
When he lets his vectors of disease run willy nilly
all over the neighborhood, licking god knows what---!
CARLOS
Licking? Mariann, I've lived next door to you for--
MARIANN
Is that a threat?
CARLOS
No, but I would prefer you not call my kids vectors of
disease.
DEE
I don't see why you just can't tell your kids they
can't go out.
[79]
12.
CARLOS
Because they're kids! Because they need to have a
life!
MARIANN
Even if they kill my father.
CARLOS
So keep your father indoors!
MARIANN
So why should I keep my father indoors?
CARLOS
Because he's already in a wheelchair.
MARIANN
Ableist! You're an ableist.
CARLOS
Oh, I'm an ableist? I'm an ableist. But your father.
TERRY
He IS in a wheelchair.
MARIANN
Through no fault of his own.
TERRY
He tripped on his way out to yell at the black kids.
DEE
The black kids?
TERRY
Their name is Black!
DEE
And they're black.
CARLOS
Excuse me, did you just call my kids vectors of
disease?
DEE
I saw them talking to other kids, too, Carlos. I have
them on video. I'm going to show it to someone.
[80]
13.
CARLOS
Like, who, the police? Go ahead. Go ahead. Call SWAT
for all I care.
MARIANN
This is a CRISIS! We are supposed to stay indoors!
CARLOS
I need to work to pay my mortgage. I can't watch my
kids 24 hours--
MARIANN
So you let them roam free to kill!
CARLOS
You know what? I've had enough of this. I resign. I
resign from this park. I resign--
TERRY
Carlos, please--
MARIANN
Good! And he should move out of the neighborhood.
Who needs his filthy kids licking doorknobs--
CARLOS
You're actually insane.
TERRY
Oreos!
DEE
What?
TERRY
I saw Mariann buying Oreos. In the Giant. The other
day.
MARIANN
So what?
TERRY
This is a CRISIS!
MARIANN
I agree.
[81]
14.
CARLOS
NO ONE NEEDS OREOS.
MARIANN AND DEE

I like Oreos.
DEE
Double stuf--
TERRY
We are being instructed by our governor, by our
legislature, by our God given sacred duty, to only go
out for necessary items. As far as I'm concerned we
should only be out shopping for toilet paper, hand
sanitizer, powdered protein slurry, and maybe, if
you've earned the privilege, feminine hygiene
products.
MARIANN
I need to eat.
DEE
Everyone needs to eat.
TERRY
Do they? You could lose a few pounds, Dee!
DEE
Hey, fuck you!
TERRY
Or I have a better idea - why doesn't everyone use
their best judgment and follow the law and leave
Carlos' kids out of it?
MARIANN
My father--
TERRY
You mention that 97 year old racist shitbag one more
time, I'm coming over and sneezing on him myself.
MARIANN
As a health care--
[82]
15.
TERRY
You're a receptionist at a dentist's office, Mariann.
If you're not going to give up your Oreos, I'm going
to let Carlos keep his two children and let him use
his own judgment when it comes to parenting. Now can
we PLEASE move on to voting on this 311 dollar--
CARLOS
Did you say 311?
TERRY
That's what you're charging.
CARLOS
No, that was PlayTime USA. My bid was only for 290.
TERRY
Two ninety? Then we don't even need--
CARLOS
Yeah, just cut me a check.
TERRY
Fine.
MARIANN
I'm never talking to you again.
DEE
Who's the secretary? We should have written down
which -
TERRY
You're the secretary.
DEE
Oh.
CARLOS
Acting secretary. While Janessa gets over flu. At
least I think it's flu. Someone want to call and
check on her?
MARIANN
I said I'm never talking to you again.
[83]
16.
CARLOS
No offense, Mariann, but he is a little racist.
Called me a wetback. And I'm from Utah.
MARIANN
I am never, ever speaking to any of you again.
TERRY
Bring it up at the next meeting. I'm calling this
one. Friday, 12:20pm. Can I have a motion to
close.
DEE
Motion to close. Mariann's father once called me a
dirty Jew.
CARLOS
Seconded. The motion to close.
TERRY
All in favor?
DEE AND CARLOS

Aye.
TERRY
I'll just mark you down as present not voting.
Mariann. Mariann?
END OF PLAY
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[85]
THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME
By Jennifer Reichert
NOTE: There are moments of screen sharing in this script. If

screen sharing is not possible for the actors, don’t worry
about it.
Two video chat windows. In each, a college dorm room. Late

night. Lamp light.
In one window, NADINE, punky, 21, sits propped up in bed, a

giant textbook open against her chest, sipping an energy
drink. In the other window, JOY, sunny, 21, a blanket draped
around her, desk strewn with books, papers and personal
electronics. Each is lit by the glow of her own LAPTOP. Joy
types. Nadine holds up her two hands, encasing the small Joy
on her screen. She slaps her two hands together.
NADINE
I squish you!
JOY
I'm so cold!
NADINE
You're always cold. Your
thermostat's broken. What are you
looking at? Expedia? Try Google
Flights.
JOY
Let me work.
Nadine does a happy dance on her bed.
NADINE
Eeeeeee! I'm so excited. Christmas
together is the best idea ever!
People should spend all their
holidays with their friends.
JOY
I love this! I love Christmas!
Ohmigod, it'll be the best time.
You are my entire favorite person.
NADINE
Well, yeah. And also you are mine.
Entirely. And you should be with
your favorite people for Christmas.
That's the whole point.
[86]
2.
JOY
Totally. My mom will be so stoked
you're actually coming.
NADINE
I love your mom.
JOY
(re: the flight finder)
Let's see what there is.
Joy shares her screen with Nadine and begins entering

information.
NADINE
(re: the date)
No, later. My last final is on the
22nd in the afternoon. Do the 23rd.
JOY
(looking at the pricey
flight results)
Ouch.
NADINE
Maybe try late night on the 22nd?
Joy unshares her screen.
JOY
(typing)
Ooooo! I'll email my mom as soon as
we're booked so she can get you an
extra ticket for Christmas Eve.
NADINE
A ticket for what?
JOY
Oh, the Christmas Eve service at my
church.
NADINE
Your church has tickets?
JOY
Well, just for Christmas Eve. It's
really popular. It's so beautiful
with candlelight and singing. You
will die! And our church band is so
cool. The bassist is totally hot.
Godly and hot.
[87]
3.
NADINE
Hmm. O-kay. It's just-- my family
don't usually do the church thing.
I mean, you've never gone to church
here. It seems weird to think of
you in church.
JOY
It's Christmas! It's Jesus'
birthday! You don't go to church on
Christmas Eve?
NADINE
No. We watch A Christmas Story. I
have a copy here I'll bring. And
after the kids get to bed we do
last minute wrapping and then play
board games! What games do you
have?
JOY
A movie? Board games? That's not
very Christmas.
NADINE
Sure it is! We have cocoa and
Christmas fudge and gingermen, and
watch the snow fall. And try to
defeat our siblings without mercy.
Your sister will love Acquire, it's
the perfect game for her, she's so
competitive. I can't wait to teach
you guys how to play!
JOY
(looking at the flight
results)
Hmm. Maybe if we didn't do nonstop?
NADINE
Yeah, try that.
JOY
Christmas is not about defeating
your siblings. It's for peace and
getting along.
NADINE
Didn't you hear me? Defeating them
with gingermen and snow. That's
Christmas!
[88]
4.
JOY
You northeasterners think you have
a lock on Christmas with your
Norman Rockwell and Ives! There's
no snow in Santa Barbara. We stay
up late and sit in the hot tub and
look at the stars. And this year
you'll be there too. You'll love
it! (re: the flights) How's that?
Joy shares the screen of flight results with Nadine.
NADINE
Hmm. That one has a layover in
Chicago. Maybe it would just be
cheaper to stop there and go to my
place instead!
JOY
Oh, but look! This one through
Dallas only has an hour layover!
Let's see. (Joy clicks through.) I
can't wait to be actually warm
again!
Joy stops sharing the screen.
NADINE
But at Christmas you need snow.
Like for snowmen and sledding. And
then you can have a fire because
it's cold outside.
JOY
I think this one's good. It's one
of the cheaper ones plus it gets us
there in plenty of time to see the
lights before church!
NADINE
Well, yeah, I guess the timing on
that one works the best so far.
JOY
Do you have your card? I'll enter
your other information.
NADINE
Right.
Joy types. Nadine looks around her room for her bag but
doesn’t move from the bed.
[89]
5.
NADINE (CONT’D)
I'll have to get my Mom to send me
my stocking to have at your place.
JOY
We don't do stockings.
NADINE
What?
JOY
We don't have a fireplace.
NADINE
What do you do in the morning
before you can open your gifts?
JOY
We eat brunch. French toasts and
orange buns!
NADINE
Brunch is for after presents!
JOY
I can't wait that long to eat, I'm
too hungry when I wake up.
NADINE
Wait! You really open your gifts
after you eat?! Then when do you
get up?
JOY
Eleven. Here. Look.
Joy shares the final booking screen.
NADINE
You sleep through Christmas
morning!
JOY
No, we just have Christmas morning
in the afternoon!
Joy stops the screen sharing.
NADINE
I've never slept past 8:00. The
kids jump all over me!
[90]
6.
JOY
Well, there are no kids to jump on
your bed at my place. You can sleep
'til you wake up! Last year we
finished opening gifts at 3:00.
NADINE
Well, I will totally jump on your
bed! Christmas morning is for
sneaking out of bed in your flannel
pjs to scope all the presents under
the tree, and then waking everyone
up to open them.
JOY
It's too warm for flannel. (re: the
flight on the screen) Hurry. The
deal expires in 2 minutes. What’s
the card number?
Nadine reaches off the bed and pulls her credit card out of
her wallet.
NADINE
Wow. No stockings. Sleeping in. No
snow. Huh.
JOY
But, starry hot tubs. Candlelight
carols. Orange buns.
Joy's fingers hovers over the keys expectantly. Nadine flips

the card between her fingers.
NADINE
Why don't you to come to my house?
Then you can have snow for
Christmas!
JOY
I don't need snow. C'mon, my house
is closer. I’m ready.
Joy shares the screen with the billing information.
NADINE
(re: the flight)
This is a lot.
Nadine clutches the credit card.

[91]
7.
NADINE (CONT’D)
Maybe if we had this idea a few
weeks ago, the prices would be
better.
JOY
Maybe, but come anyway. It'll be
awesome-town!
NADINE
It's a little much for me to spend.
I have a lot of presents to get.
JOY
It can't be that much more.
NADINE
Maybe next year.
JOY
Really? No? You don't want to spend
Christmas together?
NADINE
Well... I want to spend it with my
family. I'm sorry.
Nadine drops the card to the bed. Joy’s hovering hands drop
to the keys. She drags the cursor up and closes the checkout
window.
JOY
Well... I have to study for my
calculus final.
NADINE
I need to finish reading that
doorstop for my paper.
Joy and Nadine settle back into studying. After a moment...
NADINE (CONT’D)
Am I still your entire favorite
person?
JOY
Yeah. You're lucky.
NADINE
I know.
They settle in, reading by the glow of their laptops.
END OF PLAY
[92]
I
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[93]
Characters:
SAM: gamer, any gender, any adult age from late teens to 40s
Takes this very, very seriously.
TAYLOR: gamer, any gender, any adult age from late teens to 40s
Here for fun and semi-social interaction. The neutral party.
AJ: gamer, any gender, any adult age from late teens to 40s
Totally faffing off.
Setting:
Modern day, indoors. Discord chat. Each character is clearly in a different room, physically
alone.
Notes:
Because characters may be any gender, “they/them” pronouns have been used throughout. Feel
free to replace with any pronouns appropriate.
If media is an option, a 4th split screen could depict game footage.

[94]
[Split screen: Taylor and Sam, on separate

webcams, in separate locations, each wearing
gaming headsets.
[Silence, except for sounds of occasional mouse

clicks, keyboards, faint in-game sounds (nothing
exciting), and perhaps basic sounds of existing such
as a sniff or taking a drink of a beverage, etc. But
no speaking. This should go on for about a minute.]
SAM
Have you heard from AJ?
TAYLOR
They’re always late.
SAM
No, I mean, like… today?
TAYLOR
I dunno.
SAM
Should we be worried?
[A third screen comes on: AJ, in a separate

location. Their room and appearance are messy.
They do not wear a headset. Plays casually leaned
back in chair, with controller.]
AJ
‘Sup, v-holes?
SAM TAYLOR
What is wrong with you?! Go fuck a targ.
AJ
What?!
SAM
And you’re late.
AJ
Okay! Fucking whatever! I’m here now. Are we ready to go?
[95]
SAM
Taylor.
TAYLOR
Hold on, I’m hooking yellowtail.
SAM AJ
Seriously? If this is gonna take a minute—
[Responding to AJ]
No!
TAYLOR
Fine! The sushi’s off the hook. We can go now.
AJ
What is this thing called?
SAM
Hadrosauridae.
TAYLOR
Gesundheit.
AJ
Oh, the duck kangaroos.
SAM
Sure. Whatever the fuck you say. But they’re going to be dangerous, even though you think—
AJ, are you fucking listening to me—even though you think they’re not. So stealth is our friend
here.
[Beat]
AJ?
AJ
Yeah, I get it, stealthy. My starvation bar is at four and half percent. Can we get some dinosaur
eggs already?
TAYLOR
Ready, normal people.
SAM
Okay, let’s go.
[Pause as players travel in-game. Everyone is

focused on screen.]
[96]
SAM
Okay. It’s right up there. Make sure you’re crouching. Wait.
AJ
I am. I’m creeping up on it.
TAYLOR
You’re creepy.
SAM
Stop! Don’t creep up on it yet.
TAYLOR
Creepster!
AJ
What, then?! B creepy or don’t be creepy? I’m fine to just charge in there.
SAM
Do not charge in there!
AJ
All right, then why you stopping me sneaking?
TAYLOR
Sneakers.
SAM
I thought we should take a minute to discuss how to do this.
AJ
What’s to discuss?
TAYLOR
I thought we were sneaking. Or creeping. Stalking. Heh. We’re stalkers.
AJ
Nonconsentually penetrating a baby-mama’s safe space while her eggs are still fresh.
SAM
OMFG, stop, you perv.
AJ
I am stopped! We’re all stopped! What do you want to talk about?
[97]
SAM
Maybe we should split up and sneak in from three different angles.
TAYLOR
Never split up the party.
AJ
Yeah, that sounds dumb.
SAM
Fine! Then who wants to take point?
TAYLOR
I can take point. I’m a tank.
SAM
I have high stealth. I don’t mind taking point as long as you got my back.
TAYLOR
Sure.
AJ
Can we go now?
SAM
Okay. Sneak. And watch out for baby-mama.
TAYLOR
Or predators.
AJ
We’re the predators.
SAM
AJ, just watch behind us if you’re going to be in back.
AJ
Oh yeah, you like me behind you, in back. Back that up.
SAM
Stop!
TAYLOR
Except literally, could you keep moving?
[98]
AJ TAYLOR (cont) SAM

[Mime humping] Virtually, not literally. But for fucking seriously!
When they’re into the But I’m kinda awkwardly Could do your fucking job?
motion… stuck in the middle here. We almost got this—
AJ
Fine, you don’t like me in back? I don’t have to be in back.
SAM
Don’t—
AJ
Leeeroooooy / Jenkiiiiiiiiiins!
TAYLOR
/ Here we go!
[Game sounds get much more chaotic. Ominous

music, dinosaurs, gunfire, etc. AJ cackling
maniacally.]
SAM TAYLOR AJ
You fucking asshat! Oh shit! Yippee-ki-yay,
You ruin everything! That egg got crushed. motherfucker!
SAM
Just grab one and get the fuck out!
TAYLOR
Got it!
AJ
Hold on. Gotta shoot mama in the duck bill.
TAYLOR
Right in the ducking face!
SAM
Fuck you, we’re getting outta here.
AJ
Ow, mama’s a sucker puncher!
[Pause. Dinosaur sounds and ominous music fade.

Sounds of players running through jungle.
[99]
[Suddenly, screeching sound and shouting as

players are attacked.]
AJ (cont)
Whoa! Velociraptors!
[Gunfire, more raptor sounds. Sam and AJ are

high-energy focused. Taylor is chill—button-
mashing just as fast, just not as stressed about it.]
TAYLOR
Y’know, IRL raptors are not that big. Jurassic Park got it wrong.
AJ
Stop ruining my childhood!
TAYLOR
Velociraptors anyway. They would still kill the fuck out of you. But from below.
SAM
Shut up and kill the fuck out of it!
AJ
Protect the egg!
SAM
Run, Taylor!
TAYLOR
Running. But my stamina’s not great.
SAM
You know what? Fuck this.
AJ
Wh— You fucking tripped me!
SAM
Keep running, Taylor.
TAYLOR
Running.
AJ
Whatthefuck!
[100]
SAM
All right, got it inside… Bar the door.
TAYLOR
Safe.
SAM
Mission success.
AJ
You fucking left me there! I got disemboweled!
TAYLOR
Heh. They gave you the middle finger.
[Taylor mimes a raptor clawing at a victim’s

bowels.]
AJ
Now I’m not gonna get any experience for this!
SAM
You don’t deserve any experience!
TAYLOR AJ SAM
Hey, guys… That’s not fucking fair! You almost got us all killed!
I did just as much work. Just faffing off!
TAYLOR
Guys… I’m actually pretty hungry for real. Want to stop for a bit for food?
[Beat.]
SAM AJ
I could food. At least I have chicken.
TAYLOR
Shiny. See you both downstairs in the kitchen.
[All get up to go and turn their screens off.]
END OF PLAY
[101]
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[102]
Characters:
Taylor, mid-30’s; wears glasses, sweats a lot
Molly, mid-30’s; does not wear make-up
Setting:
On screen, two apartments.
Note:
This is meant to be played absolutely straight. The characters are completely sincere.
[103]
(On screen: TAYLOR, looking nervous,

takes a few deep breaths. He has made a
decision. He makes a call, and we hear the
familiar chime of FaceTime, or Zoom, or
Skype; something that says he is contacting
a person. A second screen comes on. No one
is in the second screen. Taylor waits. A hand
comes into view. Taylor waves. The hand
moves down. The hand comes up again.
Taylor waves again. The hand moves down.
Once more the hand comes up. Taylor
waves, a little less confidently, the hand
moves away. Molly, wearing a hat, a mask
of some sort, and holding a knife, does her
best to look like a Knight. A moment.
Taylor has some relief, but the nerves have
returned.)
TAYLOR
You weren’t there today. I…I just. You haven’t been there.
MOLLY
Your words are yellow.
TAYLOR
(Beat.) Okay. And it’s everyday you’re there.
MOLLY
I burned my tongue.
TAYLOR
(Beat.) Okay.
(They regard each other.)
I never burn my tongue. I get iced coffee. But just iced coffee. Black. I like the taste of
black but I hate the taste of…hot. I like the taste of cold.
MOLLY
It’s a yellow sound.
(She lowers the knife. She’s curious.)
TAYLOR
You have a lot of light in your apartment.
[104]
(He moves away from the screen and returns

with a light fixture, something that looks
like it should be hanging over a table at a
coffee shop.)
MOLLY
Can you. Be. Green?
TAYLOR
I can be green. I think. What?
MOLLY
Green. Yellow sounds are. Blinding.
TAYLOR
Oh. Can you turn off your lights? Some of them, I mean. Just to make it darker.
MOLLY
Okay.
TAYLOR
I’m going to make it darker in here, too.
MOLLY
Okay.
(He makes his room a little darker. She does

the same, but she’s back on defense.)
TAYLOR
(while working)
Burning your tongue is a good reason not to go back.
MOLLY
Only once.
TAYLOR
Right. Coffee betrays you. You need to find something else.
MOLLY
I do go to work.
TAYLOR
Really?
[105]
MOLLY
Make-up counter at Molloy’s.
TAYLOR
Really?
MOLLY
I don’t wear make-up.
TAYLOR
Really?
(Beat. She removes whatever mask she is

wearing to show him. He regards her. It’s
clear she’s not looking at TAYLOR on
screen.)
No, you don’t wear make-up.
MOLLY
Your sound is red now.
TAYLOR
Oh.
MOLLY
Not green. Not yellow.
(TAYLOR looks around the room, which is

sufficiently dark. He picks up the light he
brought with him.)
TAYLOR
Your room looks good now. See how my room is dark too? (He picks up the
light/lamp/thing and holds it up). It doesn’t look right. This. This here. This light. It
doesn’t make any sense. Over a table. Without you there. And so, I sat there, in the coffee
shop, looking at other people, being touched by the light. And I was….sad.
MOLLY
Sad?
TAYLOR
Yes, I was sad. I sit there at 11:32 every day. And I leave at 1:01 every day. I take a long
lunch. It takes me awhile to eat a muffin.
[106]
MOLLY
Oh.
TAYLOR
And you arrive between 11:43 and 11:52. You get a coffee. You sit under this light. The
same light. I saw you sit there. Four days in a row. Most people don’t sit. They leave.
But you sit. Somehow at the same table. Under the same light.
MOLLY
You noticed?
TAYLOR
Yes. I noticed. And when the light shines on other people. Nothing happens.
MOLLY
Oh.
TAYLOR
Yes. It doesn’t work. It’s not right.
MOLLY
Oh.
TAYLOR
You haven’t been there for three days.
(He looks at the wiring at the top of the light. He

considers it.)
TAYLOR
I am not an electrician.
MOLLY
No.
TAYLOR
I’m a phenomenologist.
MOLLY
What is that?
TAYLOR
It’s like an electrician. Sort of. I mean.
[107]
(TAYLOR removes a small pocket knife

and starts peeling away at one of the frizzy
wires.)
TAYLOR (Contd.)
I believe if you peel away structures: words, conversations, the way we’re told to behave,
all of it. I believe there is essence underneath. Covered in structures. Codes. We’re being
coded. So, you peel away the codes. Find the essence. But then, if you peel away the
essence…
(He cuts the top off the wire.)
…there are more structures. (Beat.) I’m not supposed to steal lights, you know.
MOLLY
Yes, I know. Was it hard?
TAYLOR
No. No one stopped me. I don’t know why. I know the manager was looking. He has a
beard that he colors. He is losing hair but keeps his hair in a pony tail, pulling more hair
off of his head. He has a wart on his nose, and a laugh that is very loud and I think people
like to hear his laugh. He wasn’t laughing when I took this light. So. (Beat.) I think he
called the police. But. I didn’t see any police so I came right home and called you
because I saw you talk once on your computer and I got your [Skype, Zoom, Facetime]
name. Molly. There are a lot of Molly’s and it took a while to find you.
(She reacts. It’s a little creepy.)
I wanted to say something to you but I couldn’t say anything because the words wouldn’t
make sense and I needed to give you something so this is it. Because, that’s the thing
with words. If you peel those away, there is more essence. It continues. At the bottom is
something outside of discourse. Words, I mean. There is something we can know, I
mean. Can’t know. Something we can’t know. But it doesn’t mean it isn’t there. And.
When you were under the light. I felt like the answer was somehow closer. I’m not
making any sense to you.
MOLLY
(Beat.) You’re almost making sense.
(He holds the light up. MOLLY leans in.

She touches the screen. The image of
TAYLOR might bounce a little. I’m not sure
how this works. He cautiously smiles.)
You wear glasses.

[108]
TAYLOR
Yeah. These are old, though. I don’t…I’m afraid of going to the doctors. I’m afraid they
might not know enough. They might not care enough. I gave up smoking three years ago.
I thought that would restore my eyesight. It didn’t make sense. I just thought health could
be Karmatic.
MOLLY
You sound green now.
(She places her hands around her screen. He

does the same with one hand. He holds up
the light with the other. It comes on. He
holds it over the screen so the light itself is
out of view, but there’s a glow on his face.)
It begins to shine brightly. So, bright, in fact,
that they are both somehow shining in it.
They look at one another. Awe. Love. They
say nothing. They stand in the glow. Music
comes from somewhere. They regard one
another occasionally. Everything goes green.
MOLLY looks around, somewhat in awe.)
MOLLY
Yes, I see it! I see it. It all makes sense….?
TAYLOR
Oh, Taylor.
MOLLY
It all makes sense, Taylor.
(They smile. MOLLY removes her hat (if
she’s still wearing one) and slowly brings a
not-before-seen cup to her lips. TAYLOR
beams. Sudden BLACKOUT. End of play.)
[109]
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[110]
CHARACTERS:
Shon – Mid-to-late 20s, the older sibling
Ari – Late teen-to-early 20s, the younger sibling
Shon and Ari can be cast as any race, ethnicity, or gender.
SETTING:
A video call. Shon is in a work setting, Ari at home.
[111]
Shon, at work, answers a video call from Ari, at home.
SHON
(To Ari) Hey – (to someone off-camera, there in the office) – Frank! Over there! (To Ari) Hold
on, one sec – (to Frank) There, yes! (To Ari) Hey.
ARI
Hey, Shon.
SHON
What’s up? (Nods at Frank, mouths “yes”.)
ARI
Oh, not too much...
SHON
Ari, I --- (to Frank) No, Frank, that goes to Rachel, she’s handling the -- yes, yes. Jesus. (back to
Ari) What’s up?
ARI
How’s your day going?
SHON
Ari, what? There’s a lot going on here. (Shakes head “no” to Frank off-camera and points) What
is up?
ARI
I just, you know, just wanted to check in…
SHON
Ari.
ARI
…see how you’re doing…
SHON
ARI. We’ve got two outbreaks going on right now, TWO, and I’m one of the few people who
still has a freakin’ job, so it’s kind of stressful here right now --
ARI
Yeah, no, I get that –
[112]
SHON
People still need toilet paper, Ari.
ARI
Oh, yeah, totally –
SHON
LOTS of toilet paper. So it’s kind of crazy here right now, so can you please just – No! Frank!
There! – please just get to the point?
ARI
Oh, no, yeah, sure, I don’t mean to bother you –
SHON
It’s not a bother, Ari, I just need you to get to the point!
ARI
OK, yeah. Something just came up here, and I could use some, you know, advice…
SHON
Ari, I need you to handle stuff with mom and dad, OK? You’re there, you need to be responsible.
ARI
Yeah –
SHON
I can’t be there, you’re the one who’s there. You need to handle things.
ARI
Yeah, I know, so, but, that’s the thing. We just couldn’t remember, like, the different protocols.
Shon sighs.
Like, which is the thing for which.
SHON
Ari.
ARI
We just want to make sure we have it right.
SHON
Ari, didn’t you ever read a book? See a movie? Watch TV? It pretty much lines up!
[113]
ARI
Right, but –
SHON
OK: Protocol Z is, any damage to the head and brain. Like, bash in the skull, decapitation,
gunshot between the eyes, any of that will work. Protocol V is much more specific: you have to
use wood, and it has to go through the chest cavity and into the heart.
ARI
But does it have to be like, a stake?
SHON
No.
ARI
Because we were like, what even counts as a “stake”, you know? Dad I are trying to figure out
what we have that can count as a stake.
SHON
Anything wood will do, Ari.
ARI
Like, could a baseball bat work?
SHON
You’d have to sharpen it, whittle it down or something.
ARI
OK, cool.
SHON
It just has to be sharp enough to get through the chest.
ARI
Cool.
SHON
Why?
ARI
Huh?
[114]
SHON
Why are you asking?
ARI
Oh, just…
SHON
Did something happen?
ARI
Well, mom’s friend Jackie came by.
SHON
…Came by?
ARI
Yeah.
SHON
Jackie “came by”?
ARI
Yeah.
SHON
What does that mean, Ari?
ARI
This morning Jackie was at our back door. And she was…well, she was all, you know…like that.
SHON
Oh, no.
ARI
Yeah.
SHON
Damn.
ARI
Yeah. And they look the same, at least at first, right? So we weren’t sure which was the right
thing, the right protocol.
[115]
SHON
Yeah, that’s a problem.
ARI
Because if you do Z, right? But it’s really a V? Then you have them getting back up later, with
their head all messed up, but still coming at you with the teeth and stuff.
SHON
True.
ARI
And like, the V protocol won’t even slow a Z down.
SHON
Yeah, they look the same at first. It’s a little later on you can tell, later on with Z they do that
gurgly, raspy sound thing. V they get really quiet. You gotta know which is which.
ARI
So, it’s hard.
SHON
Yeah.
ARI
But fire works for both, right?
SHON
It’s on both protocols, yes.
ARI
It works for both?
SHON
(To Frank, off screen) FRANK, NO. There! (To Ari) Yes, fire works for both.
ARI
OK, good. That’s good. ‘Cause I had to do something about Jackie, and all I had close was
lighter fluid, so that’s pretty much what I did with Jackie.
SHON
Oh.
[116]
ARI
But if fire works for both, at least, you know, I know she’s not gonna get back up. Right?
SHON
Yeah. Yeah, that’s right.
ARI
So that’s good.
SHON
Oh, OK. Wow. (beat) You’re OK?
ARI
Yeah, sure.
SHON
I mean, that’s…that’s a lot.
Ari shrugs.
So, wait. If you already torched Jackie, what’s the stake for?
Ari?
Ari does not answer.
ARI.
ARI
You got a lot on your plate…
SHON
Ari, tell me, tell me right now. WHAT IS GOING ON.
ARI
OK. Shon. OK.
Mom and Jackie. You know how mom and Jackie are. And mom just…she just couldn’t…not.
She couldn’t not open the door.
Dad and I were trying to figure out the right protocol and she just…she opened the door. And
Jackie got in. Dad and I got her back outside onto the patio, and that’s where the lighter fluid
was, there by the grill, but.
[117]
But mom got bit. Before we could get to her, mom got bit.
So.
So she’s in the bedroom now. We’ve got her in the bedroom. And we, you know, we had time to
you know, talk to her and stuff, there were a few minutes there when we could talk to her. But
now she’s gone quiet and we really just have to do it. We just have to do it, and we wanted to
make sure we were doing it the right way. And I think, given how quiet she’s being, that well,
that V is the right way.
So. Yeah.
A beat.
SHON
You weren’t going to tell me.
ARI
Dad didn’t want me to call you at all, but –
SHON
Were you?
ARI
--but I said we should at least call and see where your head was at –
SHON
YOU WEREN’T GOING TO TELL ME?
ARI
…Shon. You get upset.
You get upset real easy.
So sometimes I gotta, we gotta, think about how we tell you things.
I try to…you know…protect you. Where I can.
Sometimes I get it wrong. And I’m sorry about that.
But listen. I’m gonna go. I’m gonna go and take care of this now. So I’ll go do this…and then we
can talk again later, OK? OK, Shon?
[118]
SHON
…Tell her I love her?
ARI
She won’t understand.
SHON
Please?
ARI
Yeah, yes, I will. But Shon?
SHON
Yeah?
ARI
She knows. You know she knows.
A long beat.
SHON
Do you?
ARI
Do I what?
SHON
Do you know? That I…? How much I…?
ARI
Yeah. Yeah, Shon. I do, too.
Shon nods.
You go to work. You do that work. It’s important. I got this. OK?
Shon nods.
Ari gives a little wave, and ends the call. Shon sits for a long
moment. He glances off-camera.
[119]
SHON
Frank, that doesn’t…
Never mind. It’s OK.
Thank you, Frank.
No, really.
You’re doing great.
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Interest by Vern Thiessen pg. 2

PLAYWRIGHT SUBMISSIONS FOR FUTURE VOLUMES

SHE: A stylish young woman, in her mid twenties.

A meeting on Zoom or Skype or another form of video interaction.

Theft. n. dishonest appropriation of another’s property with intent to deprive him/her of

They regard each other.

HE: (surprised:) Oh!

SHE: How are you?

HE: Good. Where’s, where’s Sharon?

SHE: South Side.

SHE: Totally. We do a lot of these meeting virtually now.

HE: Okay. Okay.

SHE I’m juuuust calling up your account.

A pause as she does.

That’s a… that’s a very nice necklace you’re wearing.

HE: Can I see?

SHE: Sure, it’s…

She leans in.

HE: Very nice, very…

HE: Where’d you get it?

They regard each other.

SHE: That’s right.

HE: Taking my file.

HE: Wow. Isn’t that just…

HE: No, no, I, I’m just….surprised, that’s all.

Pause as she types.

So. You’re settling in, are you.

HE: Learning the ropes.

HE: Moving up.

SHE: Trying to.

HE: Good for you.

Bad year though.

SHE: How so.

HE: Stocks, money.

SHE: Oh. Yeah.

HE: Good for the banks, but…

HE: Well they have every right.

She looks at him.

To say it, I mean.

HE: I’d, I’d like an increase on my line of credit.

HE: Well, uh…

SHE: It’s at twenty thousand now.

HE: I’m just looking for an additional ten grand.

SHE: Have you been convicted of any crimes?

SHE: Have you ever declared bankruptcy?

Pause. She looks up.

HE: Oh. No. Not yet!

He laughs. She smiles.

SHE: Let’s run the numbers.

SHE: Any change to your income.

HE: Yes. I have no money. JUST KIDDING! In fact, I, I, I’ll be getting

HE: Film project. I have a letter. Guaranteed.

SHE: It’s November.

SHE: It’s over the fiscal year.

HE: Whatdya mean

SHE: It’s after December, the system won’t accept it.

HE: But it’s 10K.

SHE: Sorry, that’s the way it is.

Any change to your mortgage?

SHE: Still have the car?

HE: Sold it.