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8 Things Men Want Women to Do In Bed

1. Tell Him What To Do: This was the most common request from the guys I talked to—they’re dying for a
little instruction. Guy parts are different from girl parts and sometimes they need to hear what you want. “A
lot of the time, mind and body reading is the only way to know what a woman wants,” said one dude. “That’s
an art that young men like myself are working on but won’t be able to perfect without some direction or just
lots of trial and error.” Likewise, another hunky male friend of mine said, “Every girl is a little different about
what they like, how they like it, and at what frequency and pressure. It’s okay to just shout out ‘Hey! Put your
tongue here!’ It helps everybody.”

2. Leave A Little Hair: For now, Brazil has won the pubic battle, but some guys don’t want going bare to
win the war. “Too many women are too bald,” said one guy. “There are lots of guys that like the ‘70s porn
star look. Goddamn, I’ll take a ‘70s porn star—who actually looks like a real woman—over a contemporary
porn star—who looks like a plastic cyborg Barbie—any day.” Just a sec, I need to replace my waxer’s number
in my phone with this guy’s digits.

3. Channel Your Inner Truck Driver: While you’re telling him what you want him to do and how to do it,
get a little filthy with your vocabulary. “I love it when women use any combination of the words ‘c**k,
p**sy, wet, come, and all over,’” said one potty-mouthed hottie.

4. Swallow: I would explain this one further, but my mouth is full.

5. Masturbate: I’ll admit it. I kind of like watching a dude jerk off, but sometimes they’re shy about it.
Likewise, gals can be bashful about diddling in front of their man—don’t be. Dudes like to watch. Rubbing
one out for his viewing pleasure also gives him visual instruction to go along with the verbal mentioned in #1.

6. Rub Him Everywhere Else Too: “I would seriously love the occasional back rub or any unsolicited
massage,” said Derek. Yes, his penis is his number one erogenous zone. But don’t neglect his less boneriffic
parts—a back rub shows you care about him, not just getting him off.

7. Be Open-Minded: “Humor us when we want to try something you think is different or weird,” said Tom.
“Don’t immediately say no and dismiss it. We’re boys, we’re curious and chances are we’ll try it once and
lose interest anyways.” That’s not to say you should give up anal if you absolutely hate it, but if he’s
interested in playing with handcuffs or role-playing, for example, don’t automatically dismiss the idea as him
being pervy.

8. Don’t Hold Back: With the exception of being on top, most standard sexual positions put the dude in the
driver’s seat, in that they’re doing all the thrusting—but that is not any excuse for just lying there. “If you
want to be on top, get on top,” said Paul. “If you want it to be more rough, get rough with us. We don’t mind
doing the work, but we don’t want to be the only ones who put in the effort.”

Now that we’ve read through that laundry list of requests, what do you wish men did more of in the sack?
16 Things We’d Never Do Again … In Bed
You have to try everything once, right? But that doesn’t mean you’re gonna do it twice.  Our lady panel
shares 16 things they will never, ever do during sexy times again. Have you done them? Would you do them
again?

1. “Finish on my face, literally, anywhere but the face.“


2. “I will never have another one-night-stand without using a condom. I got gonorrhea. I felt like a
f**king after-school special.”
3. “One guy wanted me to slap him in the face. While I do occasionally enjoy giving a good slap in bed,
the face is too intimate.”
4. “I won’t, however, let a guy smack me in the face during sex again. The one who did did it without
permission, but it wasn’t hot.”
5. “My high school boyfriend spanked me with a coat hanger that he’d twisted into a paddle shape. That
left a welt.”
6. “Put a picture of my parents on my nightstand. I was in a position where I looked up, and there they
were. Awkward.”
7. “Laugh at his sexy talk. Whoops! That kinda crushed him.”
8. “Try to do it in the bathtub. It doesn’t work, except in the movies.”
9. “I once thought it would be a good idea to use ice during sex on a really hot summer day. One of the
cubes ended up in my vagina. It was like having a really, really bad brain freeze between my legs.”
10. “Just go through with the sex even though he started acting weird, lame, or crazy once we got back to
my place. I swear, I will kick out the next weirdo! Bad sex is worse than no sex.”
11. “Have a cheating hookup. The guilt wrecked my self-esteem.”
12. “Play ‘rape fantasy.’ It actually scared me how into it he was. I felt like I saw his dark side.”
13. “Use olive oil as lube. I ruined a good pair of sheets because I was too lazy to run to the store.”
14. “Quote a sex statistic. Job hazard of being a Frisky blogger …”
15. “Make out with another girl to get my boyfriend off. Turns out, I’m not even a little gay.”
16. “Stick my finger in the booty hole after I just got acrylic nails put on.”

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