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1 INT. PREVIOUSLY ON TB&TB - DAY 1

BRANDON
So here's what went down last time:
We met Mary Peach, the homeroom
teacher for class E, who started an
experiment, in which 10 students
will be working together and also
against each other for a year to
further develop and extend their
already extra-ordinary knowledge but
there are a couple of "teeny-tiny"
obstacles. Let me be quick! One of
them is this bitch---
An image of Andrea shows.
BRANDON (CONT'D)
---forcing his super annoying son,
Zack into the program, possibly
causing chaos, Aiden and Camille's
incredibly dysfunctional
relationship. And then there's also
the fact that my crush who seems to
be interested in me captured my
sort-of best friend's heart, which
might create some inconvenience in
the future...All in one word to make
it simpler for you, honey...CHAOS!
Let's look at what the writers---I
mean fate comes up with next.
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2 INT. CLASSROOM - MORNING 2

MARY
Good morning, class! Brandon, are
you alright?
Brandon's face is revealed to be extremely tired.
BRANDON
Of course, I just had some very
important things to take care of
yesterday and I couldn't sleep much.
CUTSCENES TO YESTERDAY

Brandon is in bed listening to depressing music

He imagines several outcomes to the current situation with Felicity and Garrett:
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GARRETT
How could you do this to me? I
thought we were friends!
Next one:
FELICITY
I was just flirting, nothing
serious! We can't be friends
anymore, it just feels wrong knowing
you like me like that!
Next one:
FELICITY
I really like you,too!
They kiss.
Next one:
GARRETT
You told her I liked her and now she
won't even answer my calls!
BRANDON
If I can't have her, neither can
you!
Next one:

GARRETT
I was just saying I liked her to
make you jealous because the person
I love is actually you!
BRANDON

Oh, my God, I love you, too!

They kiss.

BRANDON (V.O.)
Yeah, my mind goes to some really
weird places at night. Also, I have
to admit...I might tend to overthink
things sometimes. Sometimes...
Anyway...
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MARY

Alright, if there's anything

bothering you, just let me know!
Moving on, I wanted to share some
news with you before we get started.

Everyone is waiting for the announcement.

MARY

Zack Magnus will join the experiment

as an 11th member.
AIDEN

Oh, that's cool.

JUDITH
(completely disinterested)
Uhm, okay.
BRANDON

Wait a minute, Mrs. Peach! I have

two questions. First, won't an extra
member affect the outcome of the
experiment in unexpected ways?
MARY

Well, we'll see...

BRANDON

My other question is, what the f--

-???
CUT TO: INTRO

3 INT. HALLWAY - AFTERNOON 3

The Esthers have a discussion.

FELICITY
So, are you guys coming to my party
tomorrow night?
GARRETT

Of course! Wouldn't miss it!

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FELICITY

Cool, cool, cool. Brandon, what

about you?
BRANDON

I think I'll go.

FELICITY

Great!

CAMILLE
Unfortunately, we can't make it with
Aiden...I'm FINALLY meeting her
mother.

CAITLIN
Oh, you don't know her yet? Ouch.

CAMILLE
(cynical laugh)

I guess you won't be going either,

since no one's boyfriends will be
there for you to prey on...

CAITLIN
(grunts)

BRANDON (V.O.)

OMG, could this be the reason these

two are constantly at each others'
throats? Gotta find out at the
party!
BRANDON
Well, I for one, would really love
if you could come, Cait!

Both Felicity and Aiden are uncomfortable with this.

FELICITY
Alright, anyway, Sandra's coming as
well.

GARRETT
Could you also invite Zack?
BRANDON
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Sorry what? Why?

GARRETT
Well, he's kind of my friend and is
also pretty lonely...
BRANDON
Well, Felicity, you can invite
her...I'm mean him...but I don't
think he'll come if he finds out
Aiden won't be there...

FELICITY
(laughs but then awkwardy
stops)
That was a good one, tho.

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4 INT. AIDEN'S HOUSE - SATURDAY NIGHT 4

CAMILLE
I love your home, Mrs. Powrick!
Almost as much as I love your son...
(obligated laugh)
ANETTE
(dissatisfied)
Great.

Camille stops laughing.

ANETTE (CONT'D)
Honey, please hurry up with dinner!

AIDEN (FROM THE KITCHEN)

I'm on it, mom but it will take some
more time! But the good thing is,
you two can get to know each other a
little better...

ANETTE (QUESTLY TO HERSELF)

Fantastic...

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5 INT. FELICITY'S ROOM - EVENING 5

Everyone's already there. (Brandon, Garrett, Felicity,

Sandra, Caitlin and Zack)

FELICITY
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Okay guys, I know we're only 16 and

stuff but...I have some tequila
hidden in my wardrobe...

BRANDON
That's greeaat!

BRANDON (V.O.)
Turns out it's not that great by the
way...not the underage drinking, I
don't regret that but all that
tequila...turns out it makes you say
and do crazy stuff! Luckily, I was
smart enough to remain mostly sober
so that I can gain information from
my drunk friends, and also
remembering everything the next
morning...

GARRETT
Ohh, I'm not sure, I want to do
that...
BRANDON
Come on, Garrett, no biggy! It's
just a little party booster...think
of it as coffee...

GARRETT
I don't drink coffee. But alright,
I'll give it try! I won't drink much
though...

JUMP TO 25 MINUTES LATER

GARRETT
I'm the KING of Earth and no aliens
can defeat MEE BITCHEES!
BRANDON (V.O.)
You guessed it! Another case of "not
drinking much tonight" turning into
a crazy, totally insane night!
Seriously though, that sentence is
the biggest lie ever...it's like
it's from the Bermuda-Triangle...its
meaning gets lost every time, and is
never found again...

CUT TO

6 INT. AIDEN'S HOUSE - EVENING 6

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CAMILLE
So, Anette...can I call you Anette?

ANETTE
Please, don't!
CAMILLE
Okay...that hurt a little but
whatever...So, Mrs. Powell, Aiden
and I have been thinking about how
I'd get home today and we agreed
that the easiest way is for me to
spend the night here...if that's
okay with you.

ANETTE
Escuse me what? Absolutely not!
Aiden, get in here, right now!
CAMILLE
I'm sorry, I didn't want to upset
you!
ANETTE
AIDEN!!
Aiden walks in.

AIDEN
What's wrong, mom?
ANETTE
Tell me it's not true!
AIDEN
What are you talking about?

ANETTE
Spending the night? Seriously?
You're 16...
AIDEN
And?

ANETTE
And?! I know what 'spending the
night' means! You two will not do
that, not in my house and not with
me in the other room!
AIDEN
Mom, calm down, we won't...

ANETTE
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And especially not with her!

CAMILLE
Pardon?!

ANETTE
She's not right for you, Aiden! I
knew her mother back when I was your
age...she was the biggest slut in
town...

CAMILLE
Excuse me?!
AIDEN
Mom!
ANETTE
...and I'm sure this apple didn't
fall that far...I don't trust her
and neither should you!
CAMILLE
Aiden, say something!
AIDEN
I, umm...
ANETTE
I will not let my son spend his life
with someone like this!

CAMILLE
You don't even know me!
ANETTE
The hell I don't! You may fool
others with this pathetic act,
pretending to be caring and
nice...and that constant smiling but
not me, honey! You are just like
your mother...a slut!
CAMILLE
Aiden?!
AIDEN
Camille, you should go home.
CAMILLE
What?

ANETTE
You heard him! Go home!
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AIDEN
Both of you need to calm down and
have a good night's sleep!

CAMILLE
Aiden, no...
AIDEN
Please. Go! I'll call you tomorrow
once things calm down.
CAMILLE
You know what? Don't bother...I
think I need a break...

AIDEN
A break?
ANETTE
Very well!
AIDEN
Mom, not now!

CAMILLE
I just can't be with you like
this...we need to take a break, I'm
sorry!
Camille runs off. Aiden glances at Anette with an angry
expression.
ANETTE
You're going to thank me later,
trust me.

FADE TO BLACK.

7 INT. FELICITY'S ROOM - NIGHT 7

Brandon goes on an information gathering spree.

BRANDON (V.O.)
Okay, ummm...disclaimer...not that
it matters, because my life isn't a
show but...what you're about to see
is extremely manipulative behaviour
and also some very mean comments
and/or acts BUT...that's the way I
am...I want to know everything and
in order to be able to do
that...I'll cross any lines. Am I
mean? Yes. But do I care? No. I'll
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probably have one of those cheesy

redemption arcs at one point anyway
so...that being said, I can pretty
much do whatever I want right now...
BRANDON
So, Garrett, you've dropped a huge
bombshell on me yesterday and then
just walked away...is what you said
really true? You really like
Felicity?
GARRETT
Sshhh!! She'll hear you! And also,
no, it wasn't true because I don't
just like her, I freaking love her,
man!

BRANDON
Oh.
BRANDON (V.O.)
Trick number 1: Get the person you
want info from REALLY-REALLY wasted.
JUMP TO

8 INT. FELICITY'S ROOM - NIGHT 8

BRANDON
So, Felicity, I've noticed some
things about you lately.

FELICITY
Oh, really?
BRANDON
Yeah. For instance, you seemed
pretty relieved when Camille said
she and Aiden weren't coming
tonight.
FELICITY
I was. I'm really getting annoyed
with her. She's been neglecting me
ever since her and Aiden became a
thing. And I got to the point where
I don't want to see her because
everything's always about Aiden,
Aiden, Aiden. She doesn't even come
to our foursomes anymore...
BRANDON
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The what, the when, the who?

FELICITY
Our foursomes. That's what we called
the sleepovers when Camille, Cait, I
and Sandra were hanging out.

BRANDON
Ooohh. All clear now!
FELICITY
Also I think she's using me? 'Cause
whenever Aiden isn't there, she
suddenly thinks we're best friends
again, like she wasn't ignoring me
for weeks before that. I hate people
like that. I get it, she's in a
relationship, good for her and all
but...that doesn't mean she should
forget her friends' existence and
then only talk to them when she
needs attention.

BRANDON
I totally relate, Aiden's doing the
same thing with me. That's how
Garrett and I got so close.

FELICITY
So, basically, your Camille is Aiden
and my Garrett is Sandra?

BRANDON
I can't believe that sentence makes
sense but...yeah, I guess.
BRANDON (V.O.)
Trick no.2: if you want someone to
tell their secrets, tell one first!
They'll feel like you trust them.
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9 INT. AIDEN'S ROOM - NIGHT 9

Aiden is in bed, thinking, flashbacks from Anette and
Camille's encounter force him to stand up and start going
somewhere.
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10 INT. CAMILLE'S ROOM - SAME TIME 10

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Camille is crying alone in her room. Someone's calling her.

It is revealed to be Aiden.
CAMILLE (V.O.)
Hey, this is Camille. I'm currently
busy, so in case it's important,
leave a message.
Aiden hangs up and starts knocking.

CAMILLE
What on Earth?
She opens the door.

CAMILLE
My mom is sleeping.
AIDEN
I'm sorry. About my mom. I don't
know why she doesn't like you...
CAMILLE
Oh, I know.

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11 INT. FELICITY'S ROOM - SAME TIME 11

BRANDON
Can I have a kind of personal
question, Cait?
CAITLIN
Sure, what's up?

BRANDON
What's the matter with you and
Camille? You seem to dislike...no
not just dislike, straight up hate
each other. Also that convo earlier
today...about boyfriends. What's
that about?
CAITLIN
Not what, who...
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12 INT. CAMILLE'S HOME - SAME TIME 12

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CAMILLE (CONT'D)
Her problem is that I'm not Caitlin.
AIDEN
That's nonsense.
CAMILLE
No, it's not, we both know that
she'll do anything she can to push
you into Caitlin's arms.
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13 INT. FELICITY'S ROOM - SAME TIME 13

CAITLIN
It's all about Aiden.

BRANDON
Aiden?
CAITLIN
Yes. Before they got together, Aiden
and I...we started having feelings
for each other...well, not
we...rather him.
BRANDON
What?? Really?

CAITLIN
Then when all the 'Camille's in love
with Aiden' thing was outed in the
class, Aiden changed. He didn't know
what he wanted anymore...and Camille
started pushing him...pushing him to
choose.

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14 INT. CAMILLE'S HOME- SAME TIME 14

CAMILLE
You and I both know that we never
would've started dating if it was up
to you...

AIDEN
That's not true...
CAMILLE
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The hell not! Your mom always

preferred Cait...she still wants you
two to get together...she doesn't
see me as your girlfriend...the girl
you love...I'm just a problem
waiting to be solved in her eyes. An
obstacle. I will not accept to be
that...not anymore.
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15 INT. FELICITY'S ROOM - SAME TIME 15

BRANDON
Seriously?

CAITLIN
Yes. And Camille still sees me as a
threat. When I don't even like Aiden
like that...or at least I don't
think that I do.
BRANDON
Oh, my God! This is huge!

CAITLIN
You can't tell anyone. Only Felicity
knows...
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16 INT. CAMILLE'S HOME - SAME TIME 16

CAMILLE
I can't deal with this anymore,
Aiden. Especially when I see the way
you look at her...You never look at
me with that much love in your eyes.
AIDEN
That's not true! You know I love
you!
CAMILLE
I know. But I'm not sure I'm the one
you love the most...
AIDEN
Camille...
CAMILLE
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Go home. Please. I need to sleep.

We'll talk in school, okay?
AIDEN
Sure. Good night, I love you!
CAMILLE
Good night.
Aiden walks away.
FADE TO BLACK.

17 INT. FELICITY'S ROOM - LATER 17

Felicity walks Garrett out.
FELICITY
Good night! Be careful on your way
home, okay?
GARRETT
(totally wasted)
Of course. I'm totally fine, hun!
Night!
Garrett leaves.
Felicity walks back into her room. Brandon's still there.
FELICITY
Well, it's just you and me now.
BRANDON
Finally...I was waiting for this all
night long! Caitlin told me...about
her and Aiden!
FELICITY
OMG, really? Juicy, huh?
BRANDON
Jeez, yess!! This class is much more
exciting than I thought!

FELICITY
Oh, you don't know the half of it.
BRANDON
Maybe you can help me with that...
FELICITY
Sure. Maybe next week?
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BRANDON
Sounds good to me!

FELICITY
Cool.
BRANDON
Do you think Garrett can get home
safe?
FELICITY
Well, I hope so! As drunk as he was,
he might stop to argue with a
bush...
BRANDON
That sounds comforting, thanks?!
FELICITY
Ahh, don't worry, he felt better by
the end of the night.
BRANDON
Yeah, well, that's what puking does
to you...
FELICITY
I suppose...who needs detox, am I
right?
(nervous laughter)
BRANDON
So, did he say anything unusual?

FELICITY
What do you mean?
BRANDON
Questions are not answers. Did he or
did he not?
FELICITY
I need more context to properly
answer...

BRANDON
Nevermind then.
FELICITY
Brandon...you seem sus...is there
something I should know?
BRANDON
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It's nothing, forget it! I think I'm

gonna go.
FELICITY
You're not going anywhere until you
tell me what's up qith Garrett!
BRANDON
Felicity, please...
FELICITY
Nope. Spill!

Brandon is in a dilemma.
BRANDON (V.O.)
Now, as you see, there were two ways
that could've ended this
conversation. One, I quickly come up
with a white lie in order to keep
Garrett's secret ...or I become the
worst friend ever and tell her the
truth. I think it's pretty obvius
which one's the right decision.
Unfortunately, that's not what I
chose in that situation...to my
greatest regret.
BRANDON
Okay, don't tell him I told you
this...Garrett's in love with you.
FELICITY
What?! No! What??
BRANDON (V.O.)
To this day, this is truly my
biggest regret. Because this
confession lead to many of the
horrible things that were
ahead...Maybe Zack wasn't the one
ruining the experiment...maybe it
was me...oh, my God! It was all
me...it was me...all along...

FADE OUT.