Cursed Envelope

written by

Bora Ergül

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INT. OUTSIDE THE APARTMENT
Getting out of the elevator, a man in his mid 30s, wearing a
white shirt with a blue tie, a glass, holding his coat on his
arm, JEFFERSON heads to his apartment.
He takes his key out of his pocket.
Putting the key in the door, JEFFERSON notices an envelope
under the door.
He crouches down, grabs the envelope, stands up.

He checks the envelope on his hand. No name, postcard,

anything specifying who sent the envelope.
He opens the door. Gets inside.
JEFFERSON hangs his coat to the clothes tree. He closes the
door.
He walks through the corridor, holding the envelope. He gets
to the living room.
His living room is filled with antique accessories, looking
really conservative.
He puts the envelope on the table.

INT. THE KITCHEN - LATER

JEFFERSON washes his hands in the sink.

INT. THE KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS

JEFFERSON opens the fridge.
He checks the food inside.
Grabs a can of beans.
He closes the fridge.

INT. THE LIVING ROOM - LATER

Sitting in front of the table, JEFFERSON eats his beans.
There is the TV across him, open. JEFFERSON is watching the
TV.
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As he is eating, JEFFERSON notices the envelope on the table.

He puts spoon in the can. Grabs the envelope and opens it.
A folded paper is inside the envelope. JEFFERSON takes off
the paper. He opens it.
It's a letter to him, starting as-
"Dear Jefferson,"
JEFFERSON starts reading-
"Thank you for dropping me home last night. I really enjoyed
hanging out with you. Hope to do that again. We're no
strangers to love. I think we both fell in love with someone
before. At least once. You know the rules and so do I. A full
commitment's what I'm thinking of, you wouldn't get this from
any other guy. We've known each other for so long. Your
heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it. Inside we
both know what's been going on. We know the game and we're
gonna play it.
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you
understand. Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you
down. Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make
you cry. Never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and
hurt you.
Hope you are doing well. See you soon,
Rick Astley"

JEFFERSON threw the paper away.

JEFFERSON knew that he was RICKROLLED...

CUT TO BLACK.
THE END.