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I imagine the speaker of this poem is in training to be a brain surgeon. Though it seems
they are currently operating on a brain, their lack of confidence and comfort with profanity
suggests that they are still a student. While a doctor’s job is to help people, it is easier for the
speaker to imagine this person as less than a human being in order to complete this graphic
procedure. They compare this person’s scalp to the lid on a pot of stew, for example. I have one
at home, and while we always keep our dishes clean, those lids always take some damage
whether it’s water, heat, or oil. I would take it as an insult then to have the skin on my head
The speaker also refers to this patient’s tumor as a “fucker.” I am sure if I had a tumor in
my head, I might also call that thing a little fucker. After all, surgery is a big deal and only
happens when somebody or something fucks up. In this case, it’s that tumor. The speaker’s foul
language thus feels comforting and relatable. Doctors and surgeons can often seem far too
clinical to have a heart to really understand your situation. While the speaker probably doesn’t
call the tumor a “fucker” to make the patient feel better—as if they would even be conscious of it
—nonetheless the professional and authoritative barrier between doctor and patient is dissolved
This must be the speaker’s first time performing such an operation as they had absolutely
no clue what the color of the tumor would be: yellow, green, blue, red, or gray. This lack of
awareness is clearly not the result of apathy however, as this person has looked toward hospital
equipment, literary resources, and even their own dreams for the answer. The colors the speaker
imagines very starkly contrast the clinical vocabulary which they use, like MRI, encyclopedia,
quiz, and interns. In the end, ultimately the tumor is white. Not what the speaker had expected. If
anything, what the speaker had least hoped for: the most boring and unsaturated color there is.
Because the speaker is so disappointed—even jaded—with the result, they are eager to
wake this patient up so that they don’t have to handle the laborious task of writing this poem,
describing this tumor, all on their own. Now, instead of verbally assaulting the tumor, the
speaker takes to the patient, calling them a “bastard.” Lord knows how this doctor might speak to
their patient once the patient is finally conscious and able to hear and react to the speaker’s
thoughts.