Scene-

Ti
tusor
ahahaiGur
uaurChi
kkoapnapi
zzadhundr
ahehai
n

Gur
u-Mer
aPi
zzakahanhai
(gussemei
n)?Wher
ethehel
li
smyPi
zza?

Chi
kku-Ki
tchenmei
nbhi
nhi
hai
bhai
(ki
tchenseat
ehua)

Ti
tu-
Gur
uTi
tuAr
ret
um v
api
skabay
e?(
sokarut
hahai
thodasashock)

Guru-Meinspecial
l
ySec-18gay
athaapnaext
ral
argefami
lysizepepper
oni
piz
zawi
thext
ra
cheese,
mushr oom,redchi
ll
i
saurol
i
ve.Wher
etheheckisi
t?(Gussa)

Chi
kku-Tubaby
cor
nphi
rbhul
gay
a?

(
Gur
ucheeku,
tit
ukoghur
tehuy
e)

Ti
tu-Isweari
tBhai
mei
nenahi
khay
ater
api
zza(
Massom hokar
)

Chi
kku-Phi
rkahangay
api
zza?Ter
kodi
khr
ahahai
pizzaMer
kot
ohnahi
dikhr
ahaKahahai
pi
zza?

Tit
u-Mei
nenahi
khay
ashay
adsweet
ynekhay
ahogawohsham koay
ithi
(pausel
eke)
sor
ry
bhai

Gur
u-Wobhukkadmer
aspeci
alf
ami
l
ysi
zepi
zzaakel
ethoosgay
i?(
Frust
atehokar
)

Tit
u-I
smehai
ranhonewal
iky
abaathai
Gur
ubhai
?Bechar
ikobhookhl
agi
hogi
(Massom
hokar
)

Chi
kku-Sal
igol
ddi
gger

Ti
tu-Bhai
wov
esi
nahi
hai
woal
aghai
.(Bhol
apan)

Gur
u-Bhr
amandkeharf
uddukoy
ahi
lagt
ahai
kiuski
wal
ial
aghai
(Sar
cast
ical
l
y)

Tit
u-Aisakuchbhi
nhi
hai
,wosachmei
nbohotal
aghai
,car
inghai
,mat
urehai
,pr
act
ical
hai
(Samjhat
ehua)PHONERI
NGING

Sweet
y-Mel
ebabunet
hanat
hay
a?(
bachpana)

Tit
u-Haanbabut
haliy
a.Apne?(
Tedi
aankhonsedost
onkodekht
ahua,
phi
rdheer
esebol
a
apnemuhpehathrakhke)

Sweet
y-Haanbabumel
atohwohpi
zzakhakarhi
ipetbahrgay
atha

Tit
u-Ohhof
courseyouli
kedi
t.WhoGur
ubhai
kaSec-18sel
ayahuaspeci
alpepper
oni
pizza
thawit
hext
racheese,
mushroom,r
edchi
ll
i
swithol
i
vetoppi
ngs.

Sweet
y-Ohhsayt
hankst
ohi
m.

Tit
u-Haanwhotohkhafikushhai
kit
umheachal
aga.(
gur
ugussemei
nTi
tuki
tar
afj
atehua
aurchi
kkuusehol
dkrtehua)

Sweet
y-Achasunomuj
heapsekuchbaatkr
nihai
.

Ti
tu-Haanbabubol
oky
abaathai
?

Sweet
y-Whonaact
ual
l
ykal
namer
emummapapakahi
nbaharj
arahehai
nki
sikaam se
Ti
tu-Ohacha

Sweety-Tohmei
nky
akehr
ahi
thi
ify
ou’
ref
reeatt
omor
rowev
eni
ngwecanchi
l
ltoget
herat
myplace.

Ti
tu-haanhaanky
onahi
met
ovesebhi
freehoj
aungakal
cll
gkev
ivakebaad

Sweet
y-aurAchasunoDom kobhi
lekaranaapnesat
h.

Ti
tu-Dom?(
Massom hokar
)

Sweet
y-HaanDom

Ti
tu-Kaun?Dom?(
Massom hokar
)

Sweet
y-Exact
lyl
ekaraana.
..Okayby
elov
eyouummaah

Ti
tu-React
ion(
shocked)

Scene-
2

Ter
racemei
nbet
hkarconv
ersat
ion

Chi
kku-Wel
ldoney
aar(
Kushhokar
)

Gur
u-Ourboywi
l
lbecomeamant
omor
rowCongr
atsman(
Kushhokar
)

Ti
tu-Yaar
,pl
easedon’
tmakef
unofi
t,Iam al
readyv
eryst
ressed(
Par
eshanhai
)

Chi
kku-St
ressky
o?

Ti
tu-Ar
reypehl
ibaarhai
na

Chi
kku-Tutensi
onmatl
e,basspanni
pit
erahi
o,mei
neekbookmei
npadat
haki
dehy
drat
ion
i
stheworstenemyi
nthi
sscenari
o.

Tit
u-Tum apniadvi
ceapnepassr
akho(
sadkar
),Aury
efl
avourkaky
achakkarr
eht
ahai
?
(massom aurdart
ehua)

Gur
u-Ky
afl
avour
?(Tr
yingt
ounder
stand)

Ti
tu-Fl
ovourhot
ahai
namat
labaadshadmei
ndi
khat
erhet
ehai
n

Chi
kku-Phenekichi
zhai
woKhaaneki
chi
zthodi
nahai
Chi
gum t
hodi
nahai
(HaskarGur
u
kohi
ghfivedet
ehua)

Ti
tu-Aurekaurdi
kkathai
(Par
eshan)

Gur
u-Abky
adi
kkathai
?

Ti
tu-Ar
react
ual
lymei
nekabhi
chemi
stsePar
acet
amol
aurenokei
l
awakuchl
i
yahi
inhi
,
YouknowwhatImean

Chi
kko-Ohht
ujhecondom l
enemei
nshar
am aar
ahi
hai
?

Guru-Ar
retohdar
rmaty
aarbhai
kisl
i
yehai
n.Chal
uth(
Chai
rseut
hkrbol
tahai
phi
rti
tuko
ut
hatahai)
Ti
tu-Abhi
raatke2bj
e?

Chi
kku-I
sst
ime?

Gur
u-Abeyghonchukal
col
l
egemei
nvi
vahai
.Kal
timekahahoga?

Chi
kku-ohhhOkaycooool
!(ut
hkrshadespehnt
ahai
)

Scene-
3Sec-
18

Scoot
yprj
atahuabutsaar
rishopesbandhaiphi
rScoot
yseut
rker

Ti
tu-I
sst
imet
ohsabbandhai
-

Chi
kku-Ky
akar
ein?

Gur
u-Abt
ohbsekhi
irast
ahai

Ti
tu-Ky
a?

Gur
u-Gudi
ya

Chi
kku-OhhGudi
ya

Ti
tu-Gudi
ya?KonGudi
ya?

Gur
u-Ar
ret
ubschal

Scene-
4Gudi
yasecondom l
enej
atehai
n

St
air
sseuparj
atehua

Ti
tu-Ar
rebt
atoy
eGudi
akonhai
?

Chi
koo-Tuj
hept
abhi
hai
Gudi
yakonhai
?

Ti
tu-Huh,
ismeptahonewali
kyabaathai
naam set
ohkoibachilagr
ahihaiaurmei
npehl
e
hi
ibta rahahunmeinki
sibachi
wachiseyesabnhil
unga(doorbel
lri
ngi
ng)

Gudi
yaEnt
ers

Gur
u-Ar
reGudi
yaaaaaaaaa(
Shockhokar
),Gudi
yabhai
ya

Ti
tu-Gudi
yaaaaa(
hai
ranhokedekht
ahuagudi
yaki
TRFni
cheseuppert
ak)

Chi
kko-Bodyhot
ohGudi
yabhai
yaj
aisi
howar
nanahho

Gur
u-Tuj
hept
ahai
bhai
yaabhi
compet
it
ionj
i
tkeaay
ehai
n(t
it
ukobol
tehuy
e)

Ti
tu-Ky
abaatkarr
ahahai
,Mr
.Indi
a?

Gur
u-Nahi
yaar

Ti
tu-Mr
.Del
hi?

Gur
u-Nahi
yaar
,Mr
.AshokNagar
Ti
tu-Ohh!(
Pausel
eke)Congr
atul
ati
onsGudi
ya(
pause)bhai
ya

Gudi
ya-Chat
aikr
nabandkr
oaursi
ddhakaam ki
baatkr
o,i
tni
raatkoky
upar
eshanki
ya?

Gur
u-PhussPhuss(
Gudi
yakekaanmei
nbt
atehua)

Gudi
ya-Achay
ebaathai
(Pause,
wal
l
etsecondom ni
kal
tahai
)yel
ebet
amauj
krbet
e

(
CONDOM XXEXTRALONGSI
ZE)

(
Tit
ucondom ki
TRFdekht
ahai
firapni
jeanski
TRFdekht
ahai
firgudi
yaki
TRFdekht
ahai
)

Ti
tu-Bhai
yai
ssechot
tasi
zenahi
mil
ega?(
Dar
kar
)

Gudi
ya-Bhenkebhai
,Mei
nky
ayahandukaankhol
kebet
hahun?(
Gussemei
n)

Gur
u-Ar
rekoi
nahi
bhai
yasahi
hai
sahi
hai
issekaam chal
alenge(
Gudi
yakosamj
hat
ehua)

Chi
kko-Kal
col
l
egebhi
jal
dij
anahai
viv
ahai
chal
o(st
air
smei
nni
chet
it
ukokhenchkel
ejat
e
huy
e)

Gur
u-chal
ochal
o

Scene5-Vi
va

Si
r-Rol
lno.32(
Room keandarbul
atahai
namebol
kar
)

Ti
tuent
ers

Si
r-Tumhar
anameTi
tuShar
mahai
?

Ti
tu-Yessi
r

Si
r-Ar
ret
um Ti
tuShar
ma(
pausel
eke)Rol
lno. pause)3rdy
32( ear
,BJMC

Ti
tu-YesSi
r

Sir
-Achabet
aekbaatbt
ao,
lastweekpr
act
ical
huat
hauskebaadekl
adkacor
ri
dormei
nzor
zorsebol
a

Ti
tu-Ky
abol
asi
r?

Si
r-Bakshi
hut
iyahai
Bakshi
kitohmei
nbaj
aunga

Ti
tu-Si
rapkobol
a?

Tit
u-Bakshikat
ohmei
nkut
tabanaungasaal
khat
am honesepehl
e,Phi
russl
adkenept
a
haikyabola

Ti
tu-Ky
asi
r?

Sir
-MeinTit
uShar
mar ol
lno.32agarmei
ensaal
khat
am honesepehl
eissBakshi
kakut
a
nahibnay
atohmeranaam badaldena

Ti
tu-Ti
tuShar
mat
ohmer
anamehai

Si
r-Aurr
oll
no.32bhi
ter
ahai
Ti
tu-Haansi
r

Si
r-Perwot
unenhi
bol
a

Ti
tu-Haansi
r

Si
r-Ky
unki
Bakshi
tohhut
iahai

Ti
tu-Haansir,NononoSir.Sor
rysi
rperwohmei
nnahi
tha,
wohapkot
hodi
misunder
standinghogay
i

Si
r-Achaamuj
hemi
sunder
standi
nghogay
i

Ti
tu-Nahi
Sirmer
awohmat
labnhi
tha

Si
r-Nahi
bet
amei
nter
amat
labachesesamaj
hgay
aYoucangonow

Ti
tu-Si
r,prv
iva?

Si
r-Hogay
abet
awot
oh

Ti
tugussemeseatsekhadahokerBakshi
kiTRFdekht
ahua

PHONERI
NGI
NGTI
TUPHONEPOCKETSENI
KALTAHAI

Pocketsecondom gi
rt
ahaiphi
rsi
ruseut
hat
ahai

Si
r-Bet
avi
vamei
ntohf
ail
hogay
epr
act
ical
mei
nsambhal
lena(
Sar
cast
ical
l
y)

Ti
tu-Abt
ohBakshi
Kakut
tabananahi
ipadega(
Cor
ri
dormei
nchi
l
akar
)

Scene-
6Washr
oom

Ti
tu-Gur
ubhai
aapy
aha(
shockhokar
)

Gur
u-AurTi
tukesahuat
erapr
act
ical
?(Thodi
smi
l
e)

Ti
tu-Basbhai
puchmat
,St
udl
adkonsej
alt
ahai
saal
aBakshi
(Ir
ri
tat
ehokar
)

Gur
u-Vi
vakachodhpr
act
ical
kasochpr
act
ical
ka

Ti
tu-Haan

Chi
kko-Ar
reTi
tut
uyaha(
shockhokar
)

Ti
tu-Ky
akarr
ahahai
Chi
kko

Chi
kko-Sr
ysr
ybhai
sry

Gur
u-Aurl
aunde(
thodi
smi
l
e)

Chi
kko-ar
reeeGur
ubhai
aapbhi
yaha(
shockhokar
)

Gur
u-Ky
akarr
ahahai
sal
e(gussemei
n)

Chi
kko-Sr
yGur
ubhai
exci
tedhogy
athaapkodekhke(
Pause)Achat
um donokahogay
aky
a?

Ti
tu-haanGur
besh-Haan
Chi
koo-Haanmer
abhi
mei
ntohbscompanydenekel
i
yekhadahuat
ha(
hal
kismi
l
e)

Gur
u-Chal
oSec-
18chal
tehai
nkuchkhanne

Chi
koo-Tum donochal
omei
nat
ahun

Ti
tu-Tukahaj
arahahai
?

Chi
koo-Codewor
d

Gur
u-Achawoh

Ti
tu-Mat
lab

Gur
u-Tuchal
mei
nbt
atahunt
ujhe

Scene-7

Sec-
18Mar
ketmei
nkhaat
ehuaconv
ersat
ion

Gur
u-j
obhibol
odosabanat
abadasexyhai

Ti
tu-bhaiapkodosekepadihai
aury
hanmer
ihal
att
ighthor
hihai

Gur
u-ky
ahuami
rchi
jadakesi
kyachat
nime.
..Muj
hel
agher
hat
ha

Ti
tu-naaahi
Bhai
vonahi

Gur
u-f
irky
ahuaf
udduuuu

Ti
tu-bhai
muj
het
ohkar
nahi
inahi
aat
akar
tekasi
ehai
n(St
ressedhokar
)

Gur
u-Kar
tekasi
ehai
nmat
lab?Mat
labwot
unnev
ideowaeger
anahi
dekhi
kya?

Tit
u-Nahiref
erencevi
deotohdekhi
hainperwotohmazekel
i
yedekhi
hai
neducat
ional
purposekeli
yethodi
…..matl
abaapdekhkeseekhgay
e?

Gur
u-Nahi
nahi
dekhkenahi
peri
deat
ohl
aghi
ij
ata

Tit
u-Ar
rebhai
yaaapkot
okaaf
iexper
iencehoga,
Procedur
eky
areht
ahai
,mat
labshur
u
kesekr
tehai
n

Gur
u-Shur
utohmat
labky
aphel
eto(
pause)kundi
lagal
i
,

(
Tit
uunoddi
ng)

Gur
u-f
irki
ssker
li

Ti
tu-Haany
esabt
ohkr
lungaf
iraageky
aker
tehai
n

Gur
u-Haant
ohuskebaadkapdeut
are

Ti
tu-Kapdeuskey
amer
e?

Gur
u-Nahi
donoke,
Tum akel
enangekhadehoj
ayoget
ohaj
eebl
ageganaaa

Ti
tu-Achaf
ir

Gur
u-Phi
rkundi
lagal
i
,ki
sskr
li
,kapdeut
arl
i
yeekdusr
eke(
Pause)phi
rr
rr(
hat
hmegi
nwat
a
hua)

Ti
tu-Phi
r?

Gur
u-Phi
rtohf
lowmeaut
opi
l
otmei
nchal
ajat
ahai
sab

(
Chi
kkuuuent
erssssdar
uki
pet
tikesat
hhh)

Chi
ku-Bhakt
janooochal
oooo(
dar
uki
pet
ytabl
eper
akhke)

Gur
u-oy
eki
theee

Chi
kku-bhai
kiopeni
nghai
.Sukhi
thodi
naj
anedenge

Ti
tu-nahi
yarmel
atehoj
aungaaurv
esebhi
yesabmuj
hepasandnhi

Scene-
9Par
ty

Ti
tu-ohhhchi
kkuuuaurdaaal
oyeeee

Chi
kku-y
eloobhaai

Gur
u-ohhhaaj
toj
ashankadi
nhai
naachoooo

Ti
tu-nahi
yarmuj
henachnaanhi
aaat
aaaa

Scene-10

Par
tykr
keut
htahai

Ti
tu-shi
tshi
tshi
tshi
tmei
ntohl
atehogay
ashi
t(Readyhot
ahai
)

Scene-
11

Ti
tuSweet
ykegharj
atahai

Sweet
y-ohhhhel
l
oookahat
het
um abt
ak?

Ti
tu-Her
oki
ent
ryhameshal
atehi
ihot
ihai
(Cool
banke)

Sweet
y-Her
okebache,
mer
ebhai
yaaay
ehai
ngharpe

Ti
tu-Hai
n?Bhai
yaprt
umnet
ohkahat
haki
gharprkoi
nhi
hoga(
Dar
rjat
ahai
)

Sweet
y-Ar
redon’
twor
rybabav
obss5mi
nkel
i
yeaay
ethakuchkaam se,
abj
anehi
il
age
hai
n

Ti
tu-Meky
akar
unj
hadi
omei
nchupj
atahun(
Dar
rjat
ahai
)

Sweet
y-Ar
rebhudhui
ski
koi
zar
oor
atnhai
hai
,mer
ebhai
yabohotpy
aar
ehai
n

Gudi
yaaaaent
ryy
yy

Gudi
ya-Tui
dhar(
Gussemei
n)

Ti
tu-Gudi
yabhai
yaaap(
Dar
rkar
r)
(
Gudi
yaTi
tukomar
tahai
)

Scene-
12Musi
c

Terr
aceprbethehai
naurGur
uTi
tukichotprt
owell
agat
ahai
aurChi
kkoCondom di
khakr
usemazeletahai