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Anyway

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This guy is 'Tomorrow'

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Everything I should do
I leave to him

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For 2 years I've meant to cancel the wifi at my old flat

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I leave it to tomorrow

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Same goes for the mouldly tupperware
on my bedside table

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I've been leaving it to tomorrow
for 2 months

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That's how I am
I leave everything to tomorrow

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I have 284 unread emails
One day I decided to sort them

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I replied to 4 emails

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And put 280 in a folder called 'to reply'

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I've been pissing in the dark for 3 months

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Because I haven't changed the bulb

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When I want to unsubscribe from something

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And there's over 2 steps

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(Press 3}

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I stay subscribed

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I need to throw away the batteries
which I never threw in the bin

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Because I was told not to throw them in the bin

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I need to cancel my cinema card

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Because I lost it months ago

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and whenever I go to the cinema
I can't find my card

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I only tidy my house
when there's a guest coming

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But really I just move the mess around

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I need to do something with my coins

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I bought a hard drive
To protect my files

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I never transferred the files
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I lost my files

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I thought that I was an idiot

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That was a year ago
I still haven't transferred the files

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I've started 12 books, and finished none

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I'm entitled to benefits

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I filled in my name

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Then you had to fill in last year's revenue

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I don't have benefits

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I bought a frame for a picture of my parents

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I never filled it in

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For the last six months I've had a picture of a random girl on my bedside table

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I call her Alice

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And that's Rookie

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Anyway, I leave everything to tomorrow

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I'm tomorrow.

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When this guy leaves me something

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I give it to 'Never'

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Totally, we'll meet up tomorrow evening, Sophie

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No, don't worry I've written it down

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'Meet up with Sophie tomorrow'. Cool.

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Bye, yeah you can trust me.