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SR: Please say hello to start

ZY: Ello

SR: I didn't understand your response

ZY: Ello

SR: Please say hello to start

TK: Ello

SR: I'm sorry, sir I can't understand you. Could you please repeat your response?

TK: iilo

SR: I'm still waiting for your response. Please say hello to start

ZY & TK: Ello? Ello? Eyo? Yellow? hola

SR: Calling I-rabbit international help desk for assistance

SY: Hello sir, thank you for purchasing the I-rabbit your own personal digital animal. Raj at your
service, sir. Before I can help you, please spell your name for me, sir?

ZY: Teh (T), Ash (H), E (I), Euh (E)

SY: Is that an O sir?

ZY: Yes, Euh (E). Erra (R), One more Erra (R) Egrek (Y)

SY: That is not a letter, sir

ZY: Yes, it’s the letter Egrek (Y)

*T#EORREGREG

SY: *inhale loudly* Can I just call you Greg, sir?

TK: He is Thierry. Thierry

SY: TV bien sûr Monsieur how can I help you today, Mr. Greg

ZY: I tried to start my I-rabbit, it doesn't work. I'm very tired and hungry (angry)

SY: So, if you are hungry, I can call you back after lunch

TK: Ah no wait, I shake the rabbit, it doesn't function.

SY: Please do not shake your I-rabbit. press the tail to start

ZY: I tied I tied it never works. I ate (hate) the rabbit

SY: Sir, your 1-year limited guarantee doesn’t cover chewing or biting the device

ZY: No, I heat (hate) the rabbit

SY: Heating can cost fire in your house, sir


ZY: No, I eat (hate) the rabbit

SY: I understand that you're a non-vegetarian Mr. Greg but I would personally advise you to not eat
the equipment, sir

TK: can I talk to your chef (boss) please?

SY: I'm calling from I-rabbit international helpdesk, it's not a restaurant, sir *scoffs

TK: No, restaurant. I, would, like, to, talk, to, your, chief (boss)

SY: We are based in a developed country here. We don't have any chiefs or tribes now

ZY: But I paid a lot of money! It is not sheep (cheap)

SY: Exactly sir, it's a rabbit not a sheep

TK: He means, it is not ship! (cheap)

SY: It's a rabbit not a ship

ZY: It is not chip! (cheap)

SY: It does have an electronic chip inside.

ZY: *fed up* Please… Fohcyouse (focus) on my problem

SY: I don’t quite understand you

TK: Please feecouse (focus)

SY: I beg your pardon?

ZY: Please fxxk us on the rabbit

SY: *Short pause* I’m sorry, sir. I can’t accept that kind of language. Thank you for purchasing the I-
rabbit, your personal digital animal

ZY & TK: *slam table and stand up angrily

ZY: *takes rabbit, about to throw the rabbit at the window*

TK: *stops ZY from throwing the rabbit*

ZY & TK: *looks outside the window and saw an ad on Multilangues*

~Few months later~

ZY: hello~

SR: Welcome, Greg

ZY: The name is Thierry

SR: Nice to meet you, Thierry. What can I do for you, Thierry?

~ The end~

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