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Russia 1985
OLAG
Did you remember the milky bars?
YURI
No, all they had this Finnish bars.
YURI
Still covering his mouth with handkerchief
It’s Finland, going straight to London is too risky
and please work with GLADIS.
Both OLAG and HUGH turn to face the building in front, turning
the gaze at the top floor windows.
YURI
Right, best I leave you. I will see you around.
OLAG
You won’t, but that’s the point.
Then camera moves from the switchboard room onto the living
room of YURI and GLADIS.
INT LIVING ROOM DAY
YURI
Sigh loudly and inhales a big breath
GLADIS
Annoyed said sarcastically
YURI
Angrily closes newspapers and stands up.
GLADIS
YURI
Grunts and speaks
Fine! Let’s bring JANICE! She said it be fun for her
and her husband to come with and make a holiday out
out of it! She even said she will help you with baby
JACK.
GLADIS
But you hate JANICE!? You said being stuck with them
all the way to Finland would give you an aneurism.
YURI
Walks over to GLADIS hugs her and soothes her back, leans in
to whisper in her ear.
But if I keep hearing you complain about your
back I will get an aneurism either way.
As they embrace each other , YURI uses morse code on her back
telling her she needs to place OLAG I the boot and it’s
Finland the drop off.
YURI
Finally sets car seat, with a loud and deep inhale and exhale
GLADIS
As she closes the boot she winks to OLAG and walks to the
passenger seat and sits and buckles seat belt.
YURI and GLADIS pick up JANICE and husband on the side curb.
Janice and husband places bags in boot.
YURI
If it wont go. In the boot then keep it under the
baby JACK seat for now, we will sort it out later.
JANICE
Annoyingly says
But my bags!
YURI
Annoyed and distress
You have no idea how hard GLADIS work to fit that
stroller, lets go.
Everyone fell silent and YURI started to drive, the mood move
from frantic to awkward silence whilst everyone looked blankly
ahead as they drove away from the city.
GLADIS
UGH, I hate cues!
EVERYONE steps out of the car, GLADIS discreetly drops the bag
of the dirty nappy by the front of the car and JANICE takes a
crying baby JACK out of the car seat.
KGB OFFICER
Looks at the baby displeased and gives a judging look to
GLADIS.
Don’t you think maybe if you didn’t play loud music
your baby would cry as much?
KGB officer rushes, dog points to the dirty nappy left by the
front of the car.
KGB OFFICER
Scoffs and gives a displease look at the dog and back to
GLADIS.
You know why we are doing these checks?
YURI
To keep us safe from those disgusting immigrants.
KGB OFFICER
Scoffs and chuckles as he approaches the back of the car.
YURI
Remains calm and lights a ciggerate, takes a big drag and
speaks
KGB OFFICER
Let’s out a big laugh
As the KGB OFFICER is about to open the car boot, GLADIS grabs
baby JACK of JANICE’S arms pulls out a changing matt ad slams
it on top the car boot.
KGB OFFICER
Is angry and starts to shout.
KGB OFFICER.
Makes a disgusted face and gags when he gets a whiff of the
smell.
Fine, once you finished that you can go through and
turn off that loud baby of yours.
KGB OFFIER walks away whilst shaking his head and makes a
signal to the other officers to let them through
EVERYONE get inside car calmly, YURI turns off the radio, baby
JACK is peacefully in his car seat and proceed to go through
the window at pay the tariff.
Car goes through the gate and now are in Finland. Here is a
long pause until they can no longer see the border.
GLADIS
Sighs with relief and turns on the radio and screams.
OlAG
With a big grin starts to laugh
THE END.