Set 1 Funeral sectror 6

Amartya event manager at funeral

Ajay (son)
Muskan (Ramjee)
Ramjee (son in law)

Set 2 Birthday sector 9

Moupriya event manager at birthday
Vanshika (birthday girl)
Kalpana (friend)
Wali (friend)
Sayan (friend)

Set 1 Funeral sectror 6

Scene 1
On call with boss
Amartya: Sir saari preparations ho gyi hai balloons bhi lag gye hai red heart wale and all….ek
dum mast mahool bann rakha hai birthday girl khush ho jaayegi
…………………………….
Sectro 6………….
……
Sir…
……………………….
Main kaise sir unn logo ki galti hai…..
Meri jaan lelenge sir
Sir…………..
Beep beep beep(call hung)
Hadd hai……………..

Scene 2
Surprise Birthday party…….
Hall me andhera

All: Surprise………………Happy Birthday…

Vanshika: (pause)...(confused)….ye sab kya hai(annoyed)..
Itna sab white white koi marr gaya h ai kya
Are bhai ye mera birthday hai ya kisi ka mattam bana rhe ho

Sayan: ye birthday party kam tide ka add kyun lag raha hai

Vanshika : Pakka tune hi ye sab plan kiya hoga(pointing to kaplana) and seriously bahut bura
mazaak hai

Kalpana: ek min.. Ek min baloons kaha hai ye sab kya hai….

Sayan : haan yahan cake bhi nhi hai aur cake naam pe ye…………….kya hi kahoon

Ivan: abe ye manager kahan marr gaya birthday ka kabadddddd…………………..(ladki dekh ke

pause ho gaya)

(Moupriyaa enters)

Moupriya: good evening sir everything is fine? How can i help you? (Ivan hesitating)

Sayan: Mam ye sab kya hai…? Matam jaisa vibe aara hai and yahan ye table pe ye sab cheeze
kyun hai?

Moupriyaa: ..aaa…..

Vanshika: yahan balloons bhi nhi hai socha tha 18th birthday hai gaan abajaan asab hoga saara
mood kharab karre ho tum logo ne…………..aisa toh nhi socha tha tum mood kharab karre ho
mera

Moupriya phone rings

Moupriya: Excuse me sir, excuse me mam……Hello(on call)

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Scene 3
Funeral…(birthday set)………

Amartya : hello aree saala ek kaand ho gaya hai

Moupriya (background): haan kuch kuch toh samaj aara hai

Amartya: saala ye sector 6 aur 9 ke chakkar me mere lag gye hai

Moupriya (background): mere bhi yahan birthday pe mattam ho gaya hai…sir se baat hua kya ,
vo mera phone nhi utha rhe hai
Amartya: sir ne toh marva diya hai and ab phone bhi nhi utha rhe hai sir ki toh………..

Moupriya : cazz

Amartya: Cazz hi toh nhi kar sakte hai

Moupriya: ik birthday ki jagah mattam aur mattam ki jgah birthday ho gaya hai but try to
handle…after all MBA jo kiya hai

Amartya : acha main rakhta hoon log aa gye hai idhar…

Ajay, muskan, ramjee with photo frame in whites

Boom happy birthday to you…….background music

Ajay and muskan socked

ramjee: papa ji toh bade rangeen aadmi nikle... tervi me bhi heart wale ballon.. Ohho
Muskan: aap……………………….(stares at ramjee)
Ajay: are didi samjaao na apne patti dev ko mera sir chakra raha hai ye sab dekh ke
Muskan: jab bhi mauka miltra hai shuru ho jaate ho…ruko ek min
Ajay: are ye manager kahan hai…log aate hi honge opata nhi kya bolenge sharma ji ki aankh ky
abnd hui terhvi me hi bacho ne party karna shuru kardiyaa..
Muskan: are pehle ye gaana koi band karwaao verna aaj toh sach me ye log birthday party
bana ke hi chodenge
Amartrya enters

Amartya: ruko ruko ruko……………..

Ajay: kya ruko saara kaand toh ho chuka hai ab aur kya hi baaki hai
Amartya : no no sir aisa baat nhi hai thoda gaana galat bajj gaya hai..baaki balloons ka toh aaj
kal fashion chal rah a hai (like uncle ji ke liye farewell ahuja sahab ke yahan bhi aisa hi hua hai
and unko and uske sabhi guest ko kaafi acha laga)
Muskan: tum hume jyada ye fashion vashion na sikhao…itna ginona mazaak karte hue saram
nhi aati
Ram eating cakes with its fingers
Ram: aree waah… ye cake toh bada tasty lag raha hai..vaise papa ji ki aakhri iksha reh gyi thi
kya ki tervi pe black forest cake rakha hai
….
Muskaan: thuso-thuso, tumhare liye hi rakhaa hai

Ram: Are…, jane wale to chale hi gayee, ab kanee kaa kya h anaadar karee…

Muskaan: yahan hamare papa chal base…hai or tumhe khanee ki pari hai.

Ajay: aray ,manager tum kya muh taak rhe ho ……

Muskan: saara toh galti tumhara hi hai
Ram: vaise cake kaafi zoordaar hai vaise konsa flavour hai …?
Amartya: sir cassaaata
Ram: acha… badhiyaaa lag raha hai…
Muskan: areeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Wali and ketan enters in white kurta

Wali: dekht ho binod..gupta ji ka aankh ka band hua bachvaa log partry karne laga hai…
Ketan: haan gupta ji…. Kehte the unka bacha log kaafi honhaar hai vo toh dikh raha hai…
Muskan: aree bhaisaabb ek min…
Ajay: Are ye masnager pata ni konsa sasta nasha karke aaya yahan humare pita ji ka
dehant ho gaya hai or ye birthday ko tervi….offff..main bhi kya bol raha hoon pitaji ki
terhvi ko birthday banane pe tula hai…..
Wali: dekho bacho ke dil ka baat jabaan pe aara hai hai
Ketan: haan
Amartya: are ek min ek min….. mujhe toh kuch bolne do……….
Muskan: paise vaise chodo….humari izzat ki sochoo..logo ke saamne ab humari izzat kya hi reh
jayeegi
Ram: vaise jaise pehle bahut thi…………..
Amartya: are madam raeesoo ki shok sabha me aisa hi hota hai kuch log toh madam dj bhi
mangva lete hai aur uncle ji bahut achew dil ke aadmi the ek acha sa farewell toh aap unko de
hi sakte hai
Ram: itne bhi ache dil ke aadmi nhi the…ho gaya
Ajay: jija ji….. Aaj toh baksh do…
Ram: kya baksh de …. mukti mil toh gyi unko tere vajah se jeete ji toh kabhi khush nhi
the…kehte reh gye beeta naukri karle karle lekin tu hai ki…..
%%%Ajay: aaj bhi aap naukri pe hi aade rahiyee pita ji kya chal base aap baap baane ki
%%%koshish karne lage hai
%%%Ram: baap nhi bann rhe hai hote toh tu nalaayak nhi hota
%%%Muskan : toh acha toh ab aap humari par varish pe sawaal utha rhe hai
Ajay: aaj bhi naukri naukri naukri…. Nhi karni hai ……………………..main nalayak hi sahi khush
rahiyee aap
(ajay left the scerne with anger)
Ram: haan kuch keh do toh japab paeer patakte hue chale jaate hai..
Muskan: hath dooke mere gharwalo ke peeche hi pade rehte ho..kabhi apne awaara bhaiyoo ko
bhi dekh lo…poora din idhar udhar ghumte rehte hai
Ram: haan toh ek ne enginnering ki hai aur dusra kar raha hai
Muskan: toh ….
Ajay: didi…………………(behind the stage)
Muskan: aari hoon tum bhi khoon jalao mera aur vo bhi dono maardo mujhe….. (to amartya) aur
tum meri terhvi bhi aise karwa lena aur cake in bhaisahab se pooch ke rakhva dena….(to wali
and ketan) aur aap bhi aaram se drama dekhna aur mazee lena
Ajay: didi…………
Muskaan : aaari hoonn
(muskan leaves the stage with anger )
Ram: haan chali jao… tumse shaadi kya karli hai jindagi narak ho gyi hai…
(Ram leave the stage with cake)
Ketan and wali end statements…….

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Set 2 Birthday sector 9

Moupriya: Sir ye aajkal ka fashion hai and theme party hai ma’am…. Aajkal elite society mein
aise he hota hai

Vanshika: To kya Fashion ke chakkar mein apne galey mein haar dalva lu

Moupriya: Nahi mam, these are just decorative pieces taaki theme original si lagey…. Aajkal
sab _______ hi log
Sayan: Toh kya khushi mein hum gum manaye?

Ivan: Vaise mam aaye toh the hum khushi manane but yahan toh gum mil raha hai, vaise jo bhi
hai, mast hai mam, theme bohot acha lag raha hai….(looking at Moupriya)

Kalpana: Tu party attend karne aya hai ya Party badalne?....

Ivan: Ab itna ho he gaya hai toh karhi lete hai Birthday celebrate aise… aakhir madam ne itni
mehnat jo ki hai…

Vanshika: Haan Haan maar de mereko, fir mere asli he shradh mein baithna…

Moupriya: Nahi mam, its just a theme party, and meri guarantee hai ki aap iss party ko bohot
enjoy karenge, isey kabhi nahii bhulenge.

Vanshika: Are bhul bhi nahi sakti hu… ,mere 18th birthday ko death anniversary bana diya hai

Moupriya: Nahi mam, aisa nahi hai…

Kalpana: Oh really, to phir hum ye safed chaadaron ke paisey bhi nahi dene waley hai….
Humein birthday party chahiye toh chahiye, hum aur kuch nahi sunna chahte hai..

Sayan: Bhul gayi kya…. Ye puri party toh prepaid hai

Vanshika: Paisa vaisa choro mera dimaag kharab ho raha hai, pura birthday ka satyanash kar
diya hai… mai ja rahi hu…

Kalpana: Ruko ruko ruko… tumhe kahi jaaney ki jaroorat nahi hai, party ke paise diye hai toh
enjoy karke he jayenge…

Ivan: Mam kam se kam gaana he baja dijiye..

Moupriya: Music…

Sad song played….(na chithi na koi sandesh)

Ivan: mam ye kaisa gana baja rahe hai, kuch alag sa bajayiye..kuch exciting, kuch majedaar
bajayiye…

2 roodaliyan enter

Roodali 1: (in verge of tears)kitne ache aadmi the, itne jaldi chaley gaye
Roodali 2: (in verge of tears) Bhagwan unki aatma ko shaanti de

Moupriya: Shit roodaliyan…. ye ab kyu aa gaye? Ab inka kya karu mai,...

Sayan: Kiske uncle?...

Kalpana: kaise uncle?

Roodali 1: In madam ke uncle….(confused) badey ajeeb log hai, hum rudaliyo ko bula ke khud
saj dhaj ke aa gaye hai…

Roodali 2: dekho badon ki aankh band hone le pehle he bachey…..

Vanshika: Ek min, ek min….mujhe abhi sab samajh aaraha hai tumhare theme ka
chakkar….Sector 6 ke Gupta uncle ka mattam merey birthday party ki jagah mana liya hai

Moupriya: Mam… aap Gupta family ko jaante hai?

Moupriya taking steps back……

Sayan: Is manager ki toh….(chasing Moupriya)...

Kalpana: ek ek paisa vasulenge isse (chasing Moupriya)...

Ivan: Madam apna number to dete jayiye

Only Ivan and 2 Rudali remain

Roodali 2: (To Ivan) Sir humarey Paise…..

Ivan: Bhak…