Time Chinese Name English

0.05 一过来就看到食槽里被投 Su Shu When I arrived, I saw that there was already feed in
放了饲料，而且还不是我 the trough but they did not come from our
们仓库的 warehouse.
[Suggestion: it]
0.09 看这架势，应该是被投毒 Duan Looking at the way it is placed, most likely the feed
了 Jia Ze has been poisoned

0.12 怎么办啊，这些动物是不 SS What should we do? Do all these animals have to go

是都得洗胃啊？ through gastric lavage?
[Suggestion: have their stomachs pumped?]
0.16 等等 DJZ Wait a minute
0.18 它们不吃 DJZ They are not eating
0.20 关心则乱，这些动物吃惯 DJZ Being worried only causes chaos. These animals are
了仙界饲料，都聪明了不 used to eating feed from the fairy world, they are a lot
少，怎么可能看得上凡间 smarter. How can feed from the human world
的 compare?
[Suggestion: immortal world]
0.27 谁这么缺德啊 SS Who is so wicked?
0.29 先把食槽清理干净吧 DJZ Let’s clean all these feeds first
[Suggestion: these troughs]
0.38 道君，竟然有小贼在你眼 DJZ Dao-Jun, surprisingly there are thieves who poisoned
皮子底下投毒 the feed under your watch

0.43 您昨晚真的丝毫都没有察 DJZ Did you really not notice them last night?
觉吗？
0.47 （尴尬的咳嗽几声）待本 Lu Ya (awkward coughing) Follow this venerable one’s
尊做法，将贼人的首级取 orders, bring the thieves here
来 [Suggestion: bring me their heads (they’re not
thieves since they technically didn’t steal anything,
and the original text says bring their heads)]
0.52 哎！道君，等等，我们这 DJZ Ah! Dao-Jun, wait, we are a civilised society, don’t
是法治社会，可不能乱 take matters into your own hands!
来！ [Suggestion: you can’t be rash!]
0.57 你查出来是谁，告诉我就 DJZ Once you find out who they are, all you have to do is
行了 let me know

1.01 陆压：你们凡人可真是麻 LY It’s so troublesome in the human world

烦
1.06 是他们，之前因为克扣动 DJZ It’s them! I let them go before because they were
物饲料被我辞退了 stealing the feed from the animals.
[Suggestion: fired them]
1.11 没想到怀恨在心，居然趁 DJZ I didn’t think they would hold a grudge. They even
晚上过来投毒 came over at night to put poison
[Suggestion: poison the feed]
1.17 我一定要让他们付出代价 DJZ I will definitely make them pay for this!
1.20 你打算怎么办 LY What do you plan on doing?
1.23 额......报警 DJZ Eh…make a police report

1.25 早该知道不该指望你 LY I should have known I cannot count on you.

1.27 (no subs on screen from DJZ Dao-Jun, don’t be impulsive. As long as we have
here on, sorry if some evidence, they will be fined and detained.
words do not make [Suggestion: as long as the evidence is concrete]
sense)
道君别冲动，只要证据却
道 (确凿)，他们就能罚
款拘留了
1.31 拘留算什么 LY What can detention do?
[Suggestion: What good is being detained?]
1.33 你以为本君不知道吗 LY Do you think that this venerable one does not know?

1.34 拘留住的地方比本君的办 LY The detention area is even bigger than this

公室还要大呢！ venerable one’s office!
1.38 不是已经给您一件大房间 DJZ Didn’t we already give you a large office?
做办公室了吗
1.43 哎呀不是这个，人间见的 DJZ Ah, it’s not about that, laws in the human world and
规矩跟你们仙界不一样 the immortal world are different
1.46 不能顺便取人首级的。 DJZ We can’t just take people away
[Suggestion: we can’t just go cutting peoples’ heads
off]
1.48 居然是不杀他，位于法子 LY Since we’re not killing them, I have a way to make
让他深深知错 sure they know their mistakes
[Suggestion: wrongdoings]
1.53 否则叫人知道，面子往哪 LY Otherwise, when others find out, where will I put my
儿铺 face (pride) ?
[Suggestion: where will my reputation stand?]
1.58 呵呵面子？不存在的 DJZ Your face? It doesn’t exist anymore
[Suggestion: reputation]
2.00 你都在我们这做动 DJZ You’re already acting as an animal in our zoo…
物。。。
2.12 那个小兔崽子竟然还敢报 Villager That little bunny actually dared to make a police
警? 1 report?
2.15 算他走运，啥也没死，浪 Villager Count him lucky. Nothing died, what a waste of my
费我家饲料 2 feed
2.19 真要具有，等我出来，看 Villager Wait until I’m out, I’m going to give him a lot of
我怎么找他麻烦 2 trouble.
2.23 叫他那动物园都开不下 Villager We’ll see how he can continue to keep the zoo open!
去！ 2
2.27 真么晚，谁啊？ Villager It’s already this late, who is there?
2
2.32 灵囿的狮子放出来了！ V1 The lion from Ling You is being freed!
[Suggestion: has been]
2.35 饶了我！ V1 Spare me!
2.39 别过来！我警告你，我有 V2 Don’t come over! I’m warning you, I have a gun!
枪!
2.51 多少天没洗头了！ 狮子乐 Ugh, how many days have you not washed your hair!
乐 [Lion
Lele]
3.02 喂，你好，我是 DJZ Hello, yes, I am
3.05 哦，哦，好的，谢谢你！ DJZ Oh, okay, thank you!
3.08 放毒的两个，今天一大早 DJZ The two people who poisoned the feed went to
去派驻所自首了 surrender themselves this morning
[Suggestion: turn themselves in]
3.12 派驻所的人让我去签字 DJZ The policeman asked me to head down to give my
signature
3.20 道君，你说昨晚你是不是 DJZ Dao-Jun, last night, were you the one who wore red
穿了红内裤去拯救地球 underwear (superman) to save the world?
了？ [Suggestion: dressed up like superman]
3.24 滚 LY Get lost