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S01E01
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　 　 - Kids, breakfast!
　 　 孩子们 吃早饭了
　 　 - Kids?
　 　 孩子们
　 　 - Phil, would you get them?
　 　 菲尔 把他们叫下来好吗
　 　 - Yeah. Just a sec.
　 　 好 等一下
　 　 - Kids!
　 　 孩子们
　 　 - That is - Okay.
　 　 这真是 -算了
　 　 - Kids? Get down here!
　 　 孩子们 快下来
　 　 - Why are you guys yelling at us when we're way upstairs?
　 　 我们远在楼上 你们喊也没用
　 　 - Just text me. - All right. That's not gonna happen.
　 　 发个短信不就行了 -那是不可能的
　 　 - And, wow! You're not wearing that outfit.
　 　 你不能穿这套衣服出门
　 　 - What's wrong with it?
　 　 这衣服怎么了
　 　 - Honey, do you have anything to say
　 　 亲爱的 对你女儿这条裙子
　 　 - to your daughter about her skirt? - Sorry.
　 　 有什么意见吗 -不好意思
　 　 - Oh, yeah. That looks really cute, sweetheart. - Thanks.
　 　 挺可爱的嘛 宝贝 -谢了
　 　 - No. It's way too short.
　 　 不行 这裙子太短了
　 　 - People know you're a girl.
　 　 大家知道你是女生
　 　 - You don't need to prove it to them.
　 　 没必要穿这么少给他们看
　 　 - Luke got his head stuck in the banister again.
　 　 卢克又把头卡在栏杆里了
　 　 - I got it. Where's the baby oil?
　 　 我去吧 婴儿油在哪儿
　 　 - It's on our bedside tab- I don't know. Find it.
　 　 在我们床头的 我不知道 你自己找
　 　 - Come on!
　 　 拜托
　 　 - I was out of control growing up.
　 　 我在成长期间简直无法无天
　 　 - There, you know? I said it.
　 　 你看 我坦白了
　 　 - I-I just don't want my kids...
　 　 我只是不想让我的孩子
　 　 - to make the same bad mistakes I made.
　 　 重蹈我的覆辙
　 　 - I-If Haley never wakes up on a beach in Florida, half-naked,
　 　 只要海莉没有半裸着在佛罗里达沙滩上醒来
　 　 - I've done my job.
　 　 我就算完成我的任务了
　 　 - Our job. - Right.
　 　 我俩的任务 -对
　 　 - I've done our job.
　 　 我就算完成了我俩的任务
　 　 - Vamos, Manny! Kick it! Kick it!
　 　 加油 曼尼 踢球啊 踢啊
　 　 - Don't let him- Kick it!
　 　 别让他 踢啊
　 　 - Manny, go! A la derecha! A la derecha!
　 　 曼尼 加油 往右跑 往右
　 　 - No! No, no.
　 　 不 不 不要啊
　 　 - He tripped him, Jay. Where's the penalty?
　 　 他下绊子 杰 怎么没人吹犯规
　 　 - Gloria, they're 0 and 6.
　 　 歌洛莉亚 他们已经落后了6个球
　 　 - Let's take it down a notch.
　 　 你小点声叫喊
　 　 - We're very different.
　 　 我们是不同世界的人
　 　 - Jay's from the city.
　 　 杰来自城市
　 　 - He has a big business.
　 　 他的生意做得很大
　 　 - I come from a small village.
　 　 我来自一个小山村
　 　 - Very poor but very, very beautiful.
　 　 穷困潦倒 但风景怡人
　 　 - It's the number one village in all Colombia for all the
　 　 我们村拥有全哥伦比亚最多的
　 　 - What's the word?
　 　 那个词怎么说来着
　 　 - Murders.
　 　 凶杀案
　 　 - Yes. The murders.
　 　 没错 凶杀案
　 　 - Manny, stop him!
　 　 曼尼 拦住他
　 　 - Stop him! You can do it!
　 　 拦住他 你可以的
　 　 - Damn it, Manny!
　 　 你真烂 曼尼
　 　 - Come on, coach. You gotta take that kid out.
　 　 教练 该让那孩子下场了
　 　 - You wanna take him out? How about I take you out?
　 　 你想让他下场吗 不如我让你"下场"如何
　 　 - Honey, honey. - Why don't you worry about your son?
　 　 亲爱的 -你还是操心你的儿子吧
　 　 - He spent the first half with his hand in his pants!
　 　 他整个上半场光忙着抓裤裆了
　 　 - I've wanted to tell her off for the last six weeks.
　 　 那话我6周来一直想对她说来着
　 　 - I'm Josh. Ryan's dad.
　 　 我叫乔希 莱恩的爸爸
　 　 - Hi, I'm Gloria Pritchett. Manny's mother.
　 　 我叫歌洛莉亚·普里契特 曼尼的妈妈
　 　 - Oh, and this must be your dad. - Her dad?
　 　 这位是你父亲吧 -她父亲?
　 　 - Yeah. - No, no. That's funny.
　 　 是啊 -不 不是 真搞笑
　 　 - Actually, no, I'm her husband.
　 　 怎么可能 我是她老公
　 　 - Don't be fooled by the, uh
　 　 别被外表给骗了
　 　 - Give me a second here.
　 　 稍等片刻
　 　 - Who is a good girl? Who's that?
　 　 谁是乖宝宝啊 是谁啊
　 　 - Who's that?
　 　 是谁啊
　 　 - Oh, she's adorable. - Oh, thank you.
　 　 她真可爱 -谢谢
　 　 - Hi, precious. Hello.
　 　 你好 小公主
　 　 - Uh, we just, uh- We just adopted her from Vietnam.
　 　 我们刚从越南领养了她
　 　 - And we're bringing her home for the first time, huh?
　 　 这是我们第一次带她回家
　 　 - She's an angel. You and your wife must be thrilled.
　 　 她像个小天使 你们夫妻俩一定很激动
　 　 - Sorry, sorry, sorry. Daddy needed snacks.
　 　 抱歉 我来晚了 老爹去买点心了
　 　 - So, what are we talking about?
　 　 大家在聊什么呢
　 　 - Uh, we have been together for- guh, five- five years now?
　 　 我们在一起已经...5年了吧?
　 　 - And, uh, we just- we decided we really wanted to have a baby.
　 　 我们非常想要一个孩子
　 　 - So, we had initially asked one of our
　 　 一开始 我们想找一个
　 　 - lesbian friends to be a surrogate, but
　 　 女同性恋朋友做代孕母亲
　 　 - Then we figured, they're already mean enough.
　 　 后来又想 她们平时就够刻薄了
　 　 - Can you imagine one of 'em pregnant? Pregnant, no.
　 　 你能想象她们怀孕后会如何变本加厉吗
　 　 - No, thank you. Ick.
　 　 还是算了吧 想想就怕
　 　 - You saw that, right? Everybody fawning over Lily,
　 　 你看到没 大家本来在逗莉莉玩
　 　 - and then you walk on and suddenly it's all,
　 　 你一走进来 他们就装作
　 　 - "Ooh, SkyMall.
　 　 看机上购物杂志
　 　 - I gotta buy a motorized tie rack."
　 　 考虑买个电动领带架什么的
　 　 - All right, you know, I'm gonna give the speech.
　 　 我得教育一下这帮人
　 　 - You are not giving the speech.
　 　 千万别这么做
　 　 - You're gonna be stuck with these people for the next five hours.
　 　 你还得和他们一起呆上5小时呢
　 　 - You're right, you're right. Okay. I'm sorry.
　 　 好吧 你说得对 我错了
　 　 - Look at that baby with those cream puffs. - Okay. Excuse me.
　 　 你看那个拿着泡芙的宝宝 -好吧 够了
　 　 - Excuse me.
　 　 不好意思
　 　 - This baby would have grown up in a crowded orphanage
　 　 这宝宝原本可能会在人满为患的孤儿院里成长
　 　 - if it wasn't for us "Cream puffs."
　 　 多亏我们这些娘娘腔收养呢
　 　 - And you know what? Note to all of you who judge- - Mitchell!
　 　 你们这些搞歧视的人 -米奇尔
　 　 - Hear this. Love knows no race, creed
　 　 给我听好了 爱不分种族 信仰
　 　 - Or gender.
　 　 不分性别
　 　 - And shame on you, - Mitchell.
　 　 我为你们感到羞耻 -米奇尔
　 　 - you small-minded, ignorant few - Mitchell!
　 　 你们这些狭隘愚昧的 -米奇尔
　 　 - What? -She's got the cream puffs.
　 　 干嘛 -人家说的是泡芙
　 　 - We would like to pay for everyone's headsets.
　 　 各位的耳机费我们请了
　 　 - Buddy. Why do you keep getting stuck like this?
　 　 兄弟 你怎么老是卡在这里面
　 　 - I thought I could get out this time.
　 　 我以为这次能拔出来呢
　 　 - I'm just gonna say it. He needs to be checked by a specialist.
　 　 我直说了吧 他得去检查一下智商
　 　 - There. Be free.
　 　 好了 你自由了
　 　 - Excalibur.
　 　 亚瑟王之剑拔出来了
　 　 - I'm having a friend over today. - Who?
　 　 今天我有朋友来家里玩 -谁啊
　 　 - Uh, you don't know him. - Him? Him?
　 　 你不认识他 -是个男生吗
　 　 - Ooh, a boy. You gonna kiss him?
　 　 哇 男生 你会和他亲嘴吗
　 　 - Shut up. - Easy. Easy.
　 　 闭嘴 -别激动 别激动
　 　 - Yeah, shut up! - No, you shut up!
　 　 闭嘴 -你才闭嘴
　 　 - Luke, Alex, why don't you take it outside, okay?
　 　 卢克和艾丽克斯 你们俩出去解决好吗
　 　 - And do what?
　 　 怎么解决
　 　 - Fight in the sun. It'll be a nice change. - Haley.
　 　 在太阳下决斗 不错吧 -海莉
　 　 - I'm kidding. - Who's the boy?
　 　 我逗你们玩呢 -是谁要来
　 　 - His name is Dylan.
　 　 他叫迪兰
　 　 - I might as well tell him not to come...
　 　 我还是别让他来算了
　 　 - Because you guys are just going to embarrass me again.
　 　 不然你们又得让我丢脸
　 　 - Sweetie, hang on a second.
　 　 亲爱的 等等
　 　 - You're 15, and it's the first time you've had a boy over.
　 　 你15岁了 还是第一次有男生来家里
　 　 - I'm bound to be a little surprised,
　 　 我是有点小吃惊
　 　 - but I'm not gonna embarrass you.
　 　 可我不会让你丢脸的
　 　 - I better charge the camcorder.
　 　 我去给摄像机充好电
　 　 - I'm kidding. Come on. Who are you talking to?
　 　 逗你玩呢 别这样 也不看看我是谁
　 　 - I'm the cool dad. That's- That's my thing.
　 　 我是酷老爹 这是我的风格
　 　 - I'm hip. I- I surf the Web.
　 　 我酷毙了 我会上网
　 　 - I text. "LOL"- Laugh out loud.
　 　 我会发短信 LOL意思是癫狂笑
　 　 - "OMG"- Oh, my God.
　 　 OMG意思是饿滴神
　 　 - "WTF"- Why the face?
　 　 WTF意思是苦逼脸
　 　 - Um, you know, I know all the dances to High School Musical, so
　 　 《歌舞青春》里所有的舞我都会跳
　 　 - *We're all in this together *
　 　 *我们现在欢聚一堂*
　 　 - *Yes, we are*
　 　 *没错*
　 　 - *We're all stars Something, something you know it*
　 　 *我们都是大明星 嘻唰唰嘻唰唰*
　 　 - Mom! Dad! - What happened?
　 　 妈妈 爸爸 -什么事
　 　 - Luke just shot me! - I didn't mean to.
　 　 卢克用枪射我 -我不是故意的
　 　 - Are you okay? - No.
　 　 你没事吧 -没事才怪
　 　 - The little bitch shot me.
　 　 这小贱人用枪射我
　 　 - Language! They're only plastic BBs. It was an accident.
　 　 别说脏话 -只是塑料枪 这是意外
　 　 - What did I tell you would happen if you got him a gun?
　 　 早就告诉你 给他枪就会出事
　 　 - Deal with this. - Buddy, uncool.
　 　 你看着办吧 -老弟 是你不对哦
　 　 - That's it? That's- No, no, no, no.
　 　 这就完了吗 不行 不行
　 　 - The agreement was that if he shoots someone, you shoot him.
　 　 我们说好他用枪射了别人 你就得射他的
　 　 - We were serious about that? - Yes, we were.
　 　 我们当时是认真的吗 -当然是真的
　 　 - And now you have to follow through.
　 　 所以你现在要按说好的执行
　 　 - I'm so sorry. - Liar.
　 　 我错了 -你就装吧
　 　 - Go. - He's got a birthday party.
　 　 去吧 -他还要去参加生日会呢
　 　 - What's more important here, Dad?
　 　 生日会和家法哪个更重要 爸爸
　 　 - You can shoot him afterwards. He'll be home at 2:00.
　 　 你可以之后再射他 他两点就能到家
　 　 - I can't shoot him at 2:00.
　 　 两点不行
　 　 - I'm showing a house at 2:00.
　 　 我两点还得带人去看房子
　 　 - What about 3:00? - No, he's got a soccer game at 3:00.
　 　 三点吧 -不行 三点他有足球赛
　 　 - And then- Oh, we gotta leave for that dinner thing at 5:00.
　 　 然后我们五点就得去赴宴
　 　 - 4:15. You could shoot him at 4:15.
　 　 4点15吧 你可以在那时候射他
　 　 - Yeah, I guess that works for me. Oh!
　 　 行 那个时候我有空
　 　 - "Shoot Luke." - Sorry, dude. It's on the calendar.
　 　 射卢克 -抱歉老弟 铁板钉钉了
　 　 - Oh, come on!
　 　 别这样啊
　 　 - I'm quitting soccer. It is a game for children.
　 　 我不想踢足球了 那是小孩儿玩的
　 　 - No, you're not quitting.
　 　 不 你不能放弃
　 　 - You would have stopped that goal
　 　 对方之所以会进球
　 　 - if you weren't staring at that little girl.
　 　 完全是因为你光顾着看小姑娘了
　 　 - She is not a girl. She's a woman.
　 　 她不是小姑娘 她是成熟的女人
　 　 - You know, Gloria, that little blowup with that other mom
　 　 歌洛莉亚 你犯得着非要和
　 　 - Why do you have to do things like that?
　 　 那个妈妈吵架吗
　 　 - If somebody says something about my family,
　 　 如果有人敢对我的家人说三道四
　 　 - I'm going to - I'm just saying.
　 　 我一定 -我只是说
　 　 - You could take it down here a little bit. That's all.
　 　 你火气应该小一点 就这样
　 　 - Oh, yeah. 'Cause that's where you live, down here.
　 　 没错 你总是这么忍气吞声的
　 　 - But I live up here! - Yeah, but,
　 　 可我咽不下这口气 -可是
　 　 - you don't have to be so emotional all the time.That's all I'm saying.
　 　 我只是说 你别那么容易激动嘛
　 　 - Manny, you're with me on this, right?
　 　 曼尼 你也这么觉得吧
　 　 - I wanna tell Brenda Feldman I love her.
　 　 我要告诉布兰达·费德曼我爱她
　 　 - Oh, for God sakes. - Manny, she's 16.
　 　 天啊 -曼尼 她都16岁了
　 　 - Oh. It's okay for you to take an older lover?
　 　 你不就找了年长的对象吗
　 　 - Hey, watch it. - I wanna go to the mall where she works.
　 　 嘿 说话注意点 -我要去她上班的商场
　 　 - But first I need to get my white shirt, the silk one.
　 　 不过我先得换上我的白衬衫 丝绸的那件
　 　 - Okay. If that's what you really want to do.
　 　 好吧 如果你真想这么做的话
　 　 - Seriously. Not to be the evil stepdad,
　 　 说真的 不是我要当恶毒的后爹
　 　 - but if you put on a puffy white shirt...
　 　 可你要真穿着那臃肿的白衬衣
　 　 - and declare your love for a 16-year-old,
　 　 去向16岁的姑娘告白
　 　 - you're gonna be swinging from the flagpole
　 　 你会被扒得只剩条白内裤
　 　 - in your puffy white underpants.
　 　 然后被吊在旗杆上
　 　 - Stop the car. - Oh, where are you going?
　 　 停车 -你去哪儿
　 　 - See? You hurt his feelings.
　 　 看到没 你伤他的心了
　 　 - Ah- Well, if it toughens him up a little bit then
　 　 要是这能让他变得坚强点
　 　 - Oh, geez. He's picking flowers.
　 　 我的妈呀 他居然去采野花了
　 　 - Manny's very passionate, just like his father.
　 　 曼尼是个多情种 和他爹一个样
　 　 - My first husband- he's very handsome, but too crazy.
　 　 我的前夫 风度翩翩 但太疯狂了
　 　 - It seemed like all we did was fight and make love,
　 　 我们不是在吵架就是在做爱
　 　 - fight and make love, fight and make love.
　 　 吵架 做爱 吵架 做爱
　 　 - One time, I'm not kidding you, we fell out the window together.
　 　 说真的 有一次 我们从窗口摔下去了
　 　 - Which- Which one were you doing?
　 　 你们当时在吵架还是做爱
　 　 - I'm hearing this for the first time.
　 　 我也是第一次听说这事
　 　 - This doesn't worry you?
　 　 你不担心吗
　 　 - She barely slept on the plane and she's still wide awake.
　 　 她在飞机上就没怎么睡 现在还很清醒
　 　 - Oh, stop worrying. - I can't.
　 　 别想多了 -不想才怪
　 　 - That- That orphanage was all women.
　 　 那个孤儿院里都是女人
　 　 - Maybe she just- she can't fall asleep unless she feels a woman's
shape.
　 　 也许离开女性柔软的怀抱 她就睡不着
　 　 - I guess that's possible. - So here.
　 　 有可能 -那你抱着她
　 　 - What the hell is that supposed to mean?
　 　 你这话是什么意思
　 　 - Yes,
　 　 没错
　 　 - I've gained a few extra pounds while we were expecting the baby,
　 　 在等待领养孩子的期间 我是长胖了一点
　 　 - which has been very difficult.
　 　 过程相当艰辛
　 　 - But apparently your body
　 　 但显然你的身体会
　 　 - does a nesting, very maternal, primal thing...
　 　 产生一些母性的本能反应
　 　 - where it retains nutrients
　 　 来储存养分
　 　 - some sort of molecular physiology thing.
　 　 像是分子生理学那类的
　 　 - But that's science.
　 　 那是科学事实
　 　 - You can't- You can't fight it, so
　 　 人类 根本无力抵抗
　 　 - I'm not saying anything. - You're saying everything.
　 　 我没别的意思 -你就是话里有话
　 　 - Count to three. - One, two
　 　 数到3 -1 2
　 　 - Three. - Okay.
　 　 3 -好吧
　 　 - Oh, Cam. This is beautiful. - Oh, my God. Do you love it?
　 　 小卡 真美 -我的天 你喜欢吗
　 　 - Yes, I
　 　 当然 我
　 　 - What the hell is that?
　 　 这是什么玩意
　 　 - I had Andre do it while we were gone.
　 　 我让安珠尔趁我们不在时画的
　 　 - Is that us, with wings?
　 　 那是我俩吗 还长着翅膀
　 　 - We're floating above her, always there to protect her.
　 　 我们在她的上方 永远守护着她
　 　 - Okay. Well, that's reassuring, right, Lily?
　 　 这真让人心安 对吧 莉莉
　 　 - Yes, we tore you away from everything you know,
　 　 我们把你从熟悉的环境中抢出来
　 　 - but don't worry, things are normal here.
　 　 可别担心 新环境一切"正常"
　 　 - Your fathers are floating fairies.
　 　 你的大爸二爸可是飞天小精灵哦
　 　 - No, can you call Andre,
　 　 不行 你能叫安珠尔
　 　 - have him paint something a little less gay?
　 　 重新画点不那么基情的东西吗
　 　 - By the way, we need to stop having friends
　 　 另外 我们也该少和安珠尔往来
　 　 - with names like Andre.
　 　 他名字也太娘了
　 　 - Redheaded dad is angry daddy. - No, I'm not.
　 　 红发老爹怒火旺盛 -我才不是
　 　 - Yes, you are.
　 　 你就是
　 　 - Even Pepper pointed it out on the way home from the airport.
　 　 回来的路上 连胡娇都看出来了
　 　 - Okay, that's another one- Pepper.
　 　 你看 又一个娘气的名字 胡娇
　 　 - Okay, what's up?
　 　 你到底怎么不爽
　 　 - All right, look. I
　 　 好吧 听着
　 　 - I- I never told my family we were adopting a baby.
　 　 我还没有告诉家里领养孩子的事
　 　 - And... - I know.
　 　 而且 -我知道
　 　 - You do? - Yeah, and I don't blame you. I know your family.
　 　 你知道 -我不怪你 我了解你家人
　 　 - You'd tell 'em. They'd say something judgmental.
　 　 你一告诉他们 他们就开始说三道四
　 　 - Exactly. - You'd get mad.
　 　 就是这样 -然后你就会生气
　 　 - I know. And then something that's supposed to be nothing but joyful
　 　 没错 当爹本该是一件喜事
　 　 - suddenly turns into this huge fight.
　 　 转眼就变成一团混战
　 　 - And who wants a big, emotional scene like that?
　 　 谁愿意让事情变得一团糟呢
　 　 - Thank you. Thank you.
　 　 谢谢 谢谢
　 　 - I'm so- I'm so relieved you understand.
　 　 你能理解我 真是让我松了一口气
　 　 - I invited them over for dinner tonight.
　 　 所以我邀请了他们今晚来吃饭
　 　 - What? - I had to.
　 　 什么 -我也是不得已
　 　 - This would have gone on forever. You're an avoider.
　 　 这样下去没完没了 你就只会逃避
　 　 - No. No. No. Cam, I'm calling them right now and canceling.
　 　 不 小卡 我现在就打电话取消这件事
　 　 - No, you're not.
　 　 不准打
　 　 - You're telling your family you adopted a baby, tonight.
　 　 今晚你得把领养的事告诉全家人
　 　 - And you do have avoidance issues. Even Longinus said so.
　 　 你就是喜欢逃避 连朗吉娜都这么说
　 　 - Are- Are you really not hearing these names?
　 　 你自己听听 这些名字有多娘
　 　 - Don't answer it! I'll get it!
　 　 你们别管了 我来开门
　 　 - Hi. Hey, you must be Dylan.
　 　 你好 你一定是迪兰吧
　 　 - Hey. Dylan. Yeah. - I'm Haley's mother.
　 　 是的 迪兰 -我是海莉的妈妈
　 　 - Come on. Let's go. - Okay. Um
　 　 我们走吧 -那个
　 　 - Hang on one second.
　 　 等一下
　 　 - Dylan, you're still in high school?
　 　 迪兰 你还在念高中吗
　 　 - Yeah, I'm a senior. -A senior. Okay. Cool.
　 　 是 我高三了 -高三 很好
　 　 - Hey, Phil. Sweetie. Honey. He is Dylan, and he is a senior.
　 　 菲尔 亲爱的 这是迪兰 他读高三
　 　 - You have to scare him.
　 　 你得给他个下马威
　 　 - Let me meet this "Playa."
　 　 让我瞧瞧这个花心大少
　 　 - Phil Dunphy, yo.
　 　 在下菲尔·邓菲
　 　 - It's like that. You just- You just stare down at 'em,
　 　 就是这样 你只需死盯着他们看
　 　 - let the eyes do the work.
　 　 用眼神中的杀气震住他们
　 　 - Your mouth might be saying, "Hey, we cool,"
　 　 你嘴上说着 没问题
　 　 - but your eyes are like, "No, we not."
　 　 可你的眼神说 才怪
　 　 - "Nice to meet you." "No, it's not."
　 　 很高兴见到你 才怪
　 　 - "It's all good."
　 　 挺不错嘛
　 　 - "No, it's not."
　 　 才怪
　 　 - Okay, I see you two guys- - Wait, wait, wait.
　 　 我看你俩已经 -等一下
　 　 - You two
　 　 你们俩
　 　 - You two keep it real, know what I mean, son?
　 　 你俩要坦诚相待 懂吗 小子
　 　 - Not really.
　 　 不太懂
　 　 - Please, stop. - That's cool.
　 　 求求你 别说了 -没事
　 　 - Ow. Oh, God! That's my back. - Oh, honey. Sweetheart.
　 　 妈呀我的背 -亲爱的
　 　 - Ow! Oh! I slipped in the baby oil.
　 　 我被婴儿油滑倒了
　 　 - "Oh, where you from originally?"
　 　 你哪儿冒出来的啊
　 　 - "I could defeat you if it came to a physical confrontation."
　 　 单挑的话 我轻而易举就能放倒你
　 　 - I don't know about this. Should I call a doctor?
　 　 我不知道该怎么办 要打电话叫医生吗
　 　 - No, no, no, no, no. Okay.
　 　 不用不用 好了
　 　 - You're very strong, homes. - Thanks.
　 　 小样儿挺强壮的啊 -谢谢夸奖
　 　 - Okay. Nice- Nice soft landing. - There you go.
　 　 好 轻轻放下我 -好了
　 　 - Okay, let's go. Come on. - I am on my side though.
　 　 行了我们走吧 -我还侧躺着
　 　 - So just flip me right back, and we're good.
　 　 现在只需把我放平 就没事了
　 　 - We'll be good.
　 　 就没事了
　 　 - I just need to get flipped right on my back,
　 　 只需要把我翻过来就行
　 　 - and we should be fine. So
　 　 就没事了
　 　 - Brenda Feldman.
　 　 布兰达·费尔曼
　 　 - What is that? - A poem I have written for Brenda Feldman.
　 　 你拿的什么 -我为布兰达·费尔曼写的诗
　 　 - Of course it is.
　 　 不用想也知道
　 　 - I put my thoughts into words and now my words into action.
　 　 我将心事化为文字 将文字用于行动
　 　 - Hey, I'll give you 50 bucks not to do this.
　 　 你取消行动的话 我就给你50块钱
　 　 - I'm 11 years old. What am I gonna do with money?
　 　 我才11岁而已 要那么多钱干什么
　 　 - What are you gonna do with a 16-year-old?
　 　 你这年纪要16岁的花姑娘又能干什么
　 　 - He's like a bullfighter. - Mmm. You ever see a bullfight?
　 　 他就像个斗牛士 -你见过斗牛吗
　 　 - I can't watch this. - You're in such a bad mood.
　 　 我看不下去了 -我知道你心情不好
　 　 - And I know why. It's because that man thought you were my father.
　 　 我也知道原因 因为那人以为你是我爸爸
　 　 - No. - Yes.
　 　 不是的 -就是
　 　 - No. - When you say "No" like that, it's always "Yes."
　 　 不是 -你这样否认时 就代表是
　 　 - Come on. We're in the mall.
　 　 别这样 我们都到商场了
　 　 - Let's get you, like, some younger clothes.
　 　 给你买点年轻的衣服吧
　 　 - There's a store there. - I don't need any younger clothes.
　 　 那边有家店 -我不需要年轻的衣服
　 　 - And I don't care what some jackass
　 　 我也不在乎那些
　 　 - in a pair of ripped jeans thinks about me.
　 　 穿着破牛仔裤的混蛋如何看我
　 　 - Good. You shouldn't.
　 　 没错 你不用在乎他们
　 　 - You should only care what I think.
　 　 你只要在乎我的想法就行了
　 　 - I love you, and I don't care how old you are.
　 　 我爱你 我不在意你的年纪
　 　 - So stop being a gloomy goose and stop being so hard on Manny.
　 　 所以别郁闷了 对曼尼也别那么凶
　 　 - The only reason I'm hard on Manny...
　 　 我对曼尼严格只是因为
　 　 - Is just because I don't wanna see him make a fool of himself.
　 　 我不想让他出洋相
　 　 - And I can smell that hair goo of his from here.
　 　 我从这儿都能闻到他的发胶味了
　 　 - Look, I don't know what's gonna happen to him over there.
　 　 我不知道他那里会发生什么
　 　 - But you're his family now, and that means only one thing
　 　 可你是他的家人 这就意味着
　 　 - You be the wind in his back, not the spit in his face.
　 　 你只可背后送春风 不可当面唾其脸
　 　 - What? -It's something my mom always says.
　 　 啥玩意 -这是我妈常挂嘴边的话
　 　 - It's gorgeous in Spanish.
　 　 用西班牙语说很华丽的
　 　 - Look, he's there.
　 　 瞧 他来了
　 　 - She has a boyfriend. - Oh, I'm sorry, mi nino.
　 　 她名花有主了 -真遗憾 小宝贝
　 　 - I gave her my heart,
　 　 我把心献给了她
　 　 - she gave me a picture of me as an old-time sheriff.
　 　 她却还了一幅把我画成老式警长的图
　 　 - That was pretty stupid of me, wasn't it? - No, mi amor.
　 　 我真傻是吧 -才不是呢小宝贝
　 　 - It was brave. Right, Jay? Brave.
　 　 你是勇气可嘉 对吧 杰 勇气可嘉
　 　 - W-Well, you'll know better next time.
　 　 下次你就会进步了
　 　 - Come on. Let's get a pretzel.
　 　 来 我们买椒盐卷去
　 　 - Mentira. A me se me gusta.
　 　 没事 我挺喜欢这画的
　 　 - Uh, excuse me, sir.
　 　 先生 不好意思
　 　 - We ask that all mall-walkers stay to the right.
　 　 在商场散步锻炼的人必须靠右边走
　 　 - Alex, get out! Mom!
　 　 艾丽克斯 出去 妈妈你看她
　 　 - Alex, leave your sister alone.
　 　 艾丽克斯 别去烦你姐姐
　 　 - I was just getting my book. Gosh.
　 　 我只是进去拿我的书而已 至于吗
　 　 - I know, sweetie. But you need to respect their privacy.
　 　 我知道 亲爱的 可你要尊重个人隐私
　 　 - What are they doing up there? - Nothing.
　 　 他们在楼上干嘛呢 -没干嘛
　 　 - Lying on her bed, watching a movie.
　 　 躺在她床上并肩看电影
　 　 - Okay. Okay.
　 　 很好 很好
　 　 - Um, I'm making a cake for tonight.
　 　 我在为今晚的聚餐准备蛋糕
　 　 - You wanna help me with the frosting?
　 　 你想帮我做糖霜吗
　 　 - Sure.
　 　 好啊
　 　 - So, you know, if Haley got pregnant,
　 　 要是海莉怀孕了
　 　 - would you ever pretend she has mono for a few months,
　 　 你会假装她得了腮腺炎 请假在家
　 　 - and then, like, tell everyone the baby's yours?
　 　 然后告诉别人那孩子是你的吗
　 　 - What? - This senior at school was "Out sick" for four months,
　 　 什么 -有个高中生请了4个月病假
　 　 - but Jenna Resnick swears she saw her breast-feeding
　 　 可吉娜·瑞斯尼克发誓说看到她
　 　 - at a coin-op car wash.
　 　 在自助洗车站给孩子喂奶
　 　 - Buddy, what are you wearing?
　 　 老弟 你穿了多少衣服啊
　 　 - Nothing. - Uh-uh. No jacket.
　 　 没穿多少 -把外套脱了
　 　 - One hat.
　 　 只能戴一顶帽子
　 　 - How many pairs of underwear do you have on?
　 　 你穿了几条内裤啊
　 　 - One.
　 　 就1条
　 　 - Six.
　 　 是6条
　 　 - First of all, it would be really cool to see Haley that fat.
　 　 首先 看海莉怀孕变胖还蛮爽的
　 　 - And how awesome would it be
　 　 更酷的是
　 　 - to have a fake little brother who's really my nephew.
　 　 多了个假弟弟 实际上是我亲外甥
　 　 - Haley is not getting pregnant.
　 　 海莉才不会怀孕
　 　 - Just saying "If." - I know.
　 　 我只是说假如 -我知道
　 　 - And I know you like to make trouble for your sister,
　 　 我知道你喜欢找你姐的茬儿
　 　 - but it's not gonna work this time.
　 　 不过这次不管用了
　 　 - You know why? 'Cause your sister's a good girl.
　 　 知道为啥吗 因为你姐是个好女孩
　 　 - I know. I was just like her when I was
　 　 我明白 因为她和我当年一模一...
　 　 - I want you to know, I'm not enjoying this.
　 　 要知道 我也不想这么做
　 　 - But this is an important lesson that you're learning.
　 　 可你得吸取这个教训
　 　 - So, soak it. Keep it.
　 　 所以 记好了 记住了
　 　 - You're too close. It's gonna hurt.
　 　 你站太近了 这样会很疼的
　 　 - It's supposed to hurt.
　 　 就是要你疼
　 　 - And why are you smiling? - I'm- What?
　 　 你干嘛贱贱地笑 -我笑了吗
　 　 - Oh, forget it. I can't do this.
　 　 算了 我下不了手
　 　 - The point is you're scared. I think you've learned your lesson.
　 　 就是要让你害怕 你已经学到教训了
　 　 - Mom! What are you doing?
　 　 妈 你干什么啊
　 　 - Oh, hey! I was just, um, dropping off some laundry.
　 　 我是来放洗好的衣服
　 　 - Is this a bad time? - Yeah.
　 　 打扰到你们了吗 -当然
　 　 - Oh. Okay.
　 　 那我走好了
　 　 - Uh, can you shut the door, please?
　 　 你能把门带上吗
　 　 - Actually, we're just gonna go ahead and leave that open.
　 　 我们还是让门开着吧
　 　 - Why?
　 　 为啥
　 　 - Because I have, uh, seen this little show before
　 　 因为这种场景我见多了
　 　 - Lying on the bed with a tall senior.
　 　 和高大的学长共卧一塌
　 　 - One minute you're just friends, watching Falcon Crest,
　 　 上一秒还只是一起看《鹰冠庄园》的朋友
　 　 - and the next you're lying underneath the air hockey table
　 　 下一秒你们就钻进游戏桌下
　 　 - with your bra in your pocket.
　 　 宽衣解带了
　 　 - Mom!
　 　 妈妈
　 　 - You hit my bone! - It was an accident!
　 　 你打到我的骨头了 -纯属意外
　 　 - I thought you were my friend! - I am your friend.
　 　 我以为你是我哥们呢 -我是啊
　 　 - Dad! Dad, Dad. You have got to talk to Mom.
　 　 爸爸 你必须和妈妈谈谈
　 　 - She is, like, completely freaking out and embarrassing me!
　 　 她简直是疯了 而且丢尽了我的脸
　 　 - Honey, your mom isn't always as cool about things as
　 　 宝贝 你妈是不像你爸那么通情达理
　 　 - What is with this thing?
　 　 这玩意怎么回事啊
　 　 - My dad.
　 　 我爸
　 　 - Uh, my dad still isn't completely comfortable with this.
　 　 我爸对这事还是不太习惯
　 　 - Um- He-He still does this thing. It's been five years now.
　 　 已经过了5年了 他还是无法完全接受
　 　 - And he still does this thing where he announces himself...
　 　 每次他要进入我和小卡在的房间时
　 　 - before walking into any room we're in...
　 　 他都会先喊一声
　 　 - just to make sure he doesn't have to ever see us kiss.
　 　 以防撞见我和小卡亲嘴
　 　 - Wish my mother had that system.
　 　 要是我妈也有这个习惯就好了
　 　 - Remember? - Not now.
　 　 还记得吗 -以后再说
　 　 - I still can't believe you did this to me.
　 　 我真不敢相信你这么对我
　 　 - Would you get in the spirit of things? It's a celebration.
　 　 你能高兴点吗 这是个庆祝会啊
　 　 - Oh, God.
　 　 天啊
　 　 - Okay, I'm gonna go get Lily ready. - Okay.
　 　 我去给莉莉打扮一下 -好
　 　 - And I want you to just come straight out with it. - All right.
　 　 我要你对他们实话实说 -好吧
　 　 - Okay. You can do this.
　 　 听话 你能做到的
　 　 - Yeah. Sports guy chest bump.
　 　 来个运动员式的撞胸
　 　 - No. - Sports guy chest bump.
　 　 不要 -来撞一个
　 　 - Cam. Oh! All right. Go - Do it.
　 　 小卡 好了 -上吧
　 　 - Sorry.
　 　 抱歉
　 　 - How are you? - Hi, guys. Hey.
　 　 你好啊 -大家好啊
　 　 - That looks good. Oh, thank you. Thanks.
　 　 看起来很美味啊 谢谢
　 　 - Don't thank us. Open it. Dad is coming right behind.
　 　 不用谢 打开吧 爸爸后脚马上就到
　 　 - Knock, knock! We're here. Coming in!
　 　 有人吗 我们要进来了
　 　 - Don't worry, Dad. Nothing gay going on here.
　 　 别担心爸爸 我们没在里面搞基
　 　 - May I take your multicolored coat and bejeweled cap?
　 　 能帮你脱下这缤纷外套和闪亮小帽吗
　 　 - Yeah. Yeah. - Hey, Jay.
　 　 拿去吧 -杰你好啊
　 　 - Gloria, hi. - Hi.
　 　 你好 歌洛莉亚 -你好
　 　 - How are you? Hi, Dad. - Hi, Gloria. How are you?
　 　 老爸你还好吗 -歌洛莉亚 你好
　 　 - Oh, what a beautiful dress. - Ay, thank you, Phil.
　 　 裙子真漂亮 -谢谢你 菲尔[摸摸]
　 　 - Okay.
　 　 好吧
　 　 - Oh, hey, Phil.
　 　 菲尔
　 　 - That's how she says "Phil." Not "Feel." Phil.
　 　 她是叫你名字 不是要你去摸
　 　 - So how was your trip? - It was good. It was good actually.
　 　 旅行怎么样 -挺好的 真的
　 　 - But, um, about that, I- I
　 　 关于这事
　 　 - have something that I need to tell you guys.
　 　 我有些事要告诉你们
　 　 - Um- Uh, we didn't just go to Vietnam for pleasure.
　 　 我们去越南不光是为了旅游
　 　 - We, uh, kind of have some big news.
　 　 我们有重要消息宣布
　 　 - Oh, God. If Cam comes out here with boobs, I'm leaving.
　 　 天啊 要是小卡隆了胸 我立马走人
　 　 - Dad. - I hope he didn't embarrass you, Mom.
　 　 爸爸 -我希望你的家长没让你觉得丢人 妈
　 　 - Oh, don't mind her. Haley had her first boy over today...
　 　 别管她 海莉今天首次带男生回家
　 　 - And Phil shot him.
　 　 菲尔就给了他一枪
　 　 - Anyway, um, so, about- about a year ago,
　 　 总之 一年前
　 　 - Cam and I started feeling this longing, you know,
　 　 小卡和我开始渴望有一个
　 　 - for something more, like, uh, maybe a baby?
　 　 有一个 孩子
　 　 - Ooh, that's a bad idea. - What do you mean, "Bad idea"?
　 　 这主意很糟糕 -你说糟糕是什么意思
　 　 - Well, kids need a mother.
　 　 孩子需要有妈妈
　 　 - I mean if you two guys are bored, get a dog.
　 　 如果你们俩无聊了 可以养条狗
　 　 - Okay, we're not bored, Dad.
　 　 我们不是闲得无聊 爸
　 　 - I support you, Mitchell, even though you're not my son.
　 　 我支持米奇尔 尽管你不是我亲生的
　 　 - I-I-I-I think what Dad is trying to say...
　 　 我觉得爸爸的意思是
　 　 - is that, Mitchell, you're a little uptight.
　 　 米奇尔 你有点紧张兮兮的
　 　 - Kids bring chaos, and- and you don't handle it well.
　 　 孩子就意味着麻烦 你没法处理这种事
　 　 - That's not what Dad's saying.
　 　 爸爸可不是这个意思
　 　 - That's what you're saying.
　 　 这是你的意思
　 　 - And it's insulting in a whole different way.
　 　 而且是从另一个角度羞辱了我
　 　 - Okay, people. Let's all "Chillax."
　 　 好了 各位都冷静点
　 　 - Hey, where's Uncle Cameron? - Thank you. Thank you.
　 　 卡梅隆舅夫呢 -多谢多谢
　 　 - Someone who's not insulting me notices he's not here.
　 　 总算有人发现他不在了 而不是光羞辱我
　 　 - Oh, so that's the big announcement, huh?
　 　 原来你的重要消息就是这个啊
　 　 - You two broke up.
　 　 你俩分手了吗
　 　 - Well- Well, a baby wasn't gonna help that anyway.
　 　 领养个孩子也挽救不了破裂的婚姻
　 　 - And let me tell you. You're better off,
　 　 老实说 你们分了也好
　 　 - because he was a bit of a drama queen.
　 　 他就喜欢小题大做
　 　 - No, no, no. Stop. Stop. No.
　 　 不是的 打住 打住
　 　 - You come into my house and you insult me and my boyfriend,
　 　 你们到我家来 还羞辱我和我的男朋友
　 　 - who, by the way, is not that dramatic
　 　 而且他才没有小题大做
　 　 - We adopted a baby.
　 　 我们领养了一个宝宝
　 　 - Her name is Lily.
　 　 她名叫莉莉
　 　 - Exciting! - Just turn it off.
　 　 激动吧 -停下来
　 　 - I can't turn it off. It's who I am.
　 　 我停不下来 这就是我的个性
　 　 - The music. - Oh, yes, the music.
　 　 我是说音乐 -关音乐啊
　 　 - Come say hi to Lily.
　 　 来和莉莉打招呼吧
　 　 - Ay, miren a la princesita.
　 　 看看这个小公主
　 　 - The little princess.
　 　 真是个小公主
　 　 - She's so cute! - Thank you.
　 　 她好可爱 -多谢夸奖
　 　 - Let me see her. Let me see her.
　 　 让我看看 让我看看
　 　 - Hi there, Lily.
　 　 你好啊 莉莉
　 　 - "Lily." Isn't that gonna be hard for her to say?
　 　 莉莉 对她来说不是很难发音吗
　 　 - Phil. - Excuse me.
　 　 菲尔打住 -我说
　 　 - Okay, I-I-I know that I said I thought this was a bad idea.
　 　 我知道我说了领养这个主意很糟糕
　 　 - But, uh, what do I know?
　 　 可我又懂什么呢
　 　 - I mean, it's not like I wrote the book on fatherhood.
　 　 我也不是个模范父亲
　 　 - Been trying all my life to get it right. I'm still screwing up.
　 　 一辈子都想做好爸爸 可我还是搞砸了
　 　 - Right, Manny? - I wrote a song about it in the car.
　 　 对吧曼尼 -我在车上为此写了首歌
　 　 - Of course you did.
　 　 意料之中
　 　 - Anyway, I'm happy for you.
　 　 不管怎样 我为你们感到高兴
　 　 - And, uh, you should know that, uh,
　 　 你们要知道
　 　 - I'm not here to spit in your face,
　 　 我不是来唾你们脸的
　 　 - I'm here to... blow at your back.
　 　 我是来给你们 吹吹后背春风的
　 　 - I don't understand what that means. - I don't
　 　 我不懂你的意思 -我也不懂
　 　 - Well, it's- it's supposed to sound better in Spanish.
　 　 这话用西班牙语说比较好听
　 　 - Oh, that's beautiful. That's really nice.
　 　 真好听 真美
　 　 - And thank you too.
　 　 也谢谢你
　 　 - Anyhow, Mitch, uh
　 　 总之 米奇
　 　 - No, Dad, it's- it's-
　 　 不用了 爸爸
　 　 - I got her. I got her. - Oh, she's crying.
　 　 我来抱她 -她哭了
　 　 - She wants her grandpa! She wants her daddy!
　 　 她要爷爷抱 她要爸爸抱
　 　 - Do you wanna meet Grandpa? - What? Are you kidding?
　 　 想见见爷爷吗 -开什么玩笑
　 　 - She's one of us now. Let me see the little pot sticker.
　 　 她是自家人了 让我瞧瞧你这跟屁虫
　 　 - Hey, you're a cutie, aren't you?
　 　 你真是个小可爱 对吗
　 　 - Ah. Look at this.
　 　 看看这个
　 　 - We're from different worlds, yet we somehow fit together.
　 　 我们来自不同的世界 但我们彼此相容
　 　 - Love is what binds us, through fair or stormy weather.
　 　 爱将我们紧紧相连 共度风风雨雨
　 　 - I stand before you now with only one agenda
　 　 我到你的前面 只有一事相许
　 　 - "To let you know my heart is yours,
　 　 我的心只属于你
　 　 - Feldman comma Brenda."
　 　 布兰达·费尔曼
　 　 - I mean, seriously.
　 　 不是吧我靠
　 　 - Luke, so far, hasn't beaten me in basketball.
　 　 至今为止 卢克在篮球上还没赢过我
　 　 - It's 2-0. 2-0. Okay. Okay.
　 　 2比0 2比0 来吧
　 　 - Get that weak stuff out of my kitchen! - Dad, stop it!
　 　 手下败将 滚吧 -爸爸 住手
　 　 - Can you do me a favor? Just grab
　 　 帮个忙好吗 站过去
　 　 - How's the weather down there?
　 　 篮下的滋味如何
　 　 - But when the day comes that he does win
　 　 等到他赢过我的那一天
　 　 - if- you know- if/when
　 　 如果有那么一天
　 　 - he beats me, I'm just gonna be like,
　 　 他打败了我 我会说
　 　 - "Well done. Well done."
　 　 干得好 干得好
　 　 - Just, like, let him- Just support him...
　 　 就这样支持他
　 　 - in- in- in that kind of stuff.
　 　 就是这样
　 　 - I mean, I'd probably want to go, like,
　 　 我可能会说
　 　 - two out of three and just see what happens there, but
　 　 三局两胜才算赢 再来一局什么的
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　 　 - What's the key to being a great dad?
　 　 成为伟大父亲的秘诀是什么
　 　 - Ah, that's a tough one.
　 　 有点难回答啊
　 　 - Giving them the freedom to be whatever they want to be.
　 　 让孩子们自由成长
　 　 - Right. Exactly. - Whether that's a painter,
　 　 对 没错 -不管是画家
　 　 - a poet, a pilot, a president
　 　 诗人 飞行员 总统[董事长]
　 　 - And for us, we're gonna
　 　 对于我们来说 那就
　 　 - of a company or of a country.
　 　 企业领头人 或是一国之君
　 　 - Patience.
　 　 耐心是关键
　 　 - Well, be their buddy.
　 　 很简单 做他们的好朋友
　 　 - That's your answer? - And stay in school.
　 　 你的答案就是这个吗 -还有认真学习
　 　 - No. - And don't do drugs.
　 　 不对 -还有别吸毒
　 　 - No!
　 　 不对
　 　 - Just give me the answer. - 0h, God.
　 　 快告诉我正确答案嘛 -我的天呐
　 　 - Still thinking.
　 　 我再想想
　 　 - Hi, Claire. - Hey.
　 　 嗨 克莱尔 -嘿
　 　 - Hey. - Oh, okay.
　 　 嘿 -好吧
　 　 - Hi. Um, this is my husband, Phil.
　 　 嗨 这位是我老公 菲尔
　 　 - Hi. - And, uh, that's my son, Luke, right there.
　 　 嗨 -那是我儿子 卢克 就那个
　 　 - This is - Desiree.
　 　 这位是 -德希蕾
　 　 - Desiree, right. Sorry. - Oh, hi.
　 　 德希蕾 对 抱歉 -你好啊
　 　 - Desiree just moved in down the block. - Fun. Where?
　 　 德希蕾刚搬过来 -赞啊 哪户
　 　 - 314. - Oh!
　 　 314 -是嘛
　 　 - The two-bedroom cottage with the indoor-outdoor family room.
　 　 就那栋双卧室别墅 室内外兼配家庭活动室
　 　 - Very good. How did you
　 　 真厉害 你怎么
　 　 - Bet you're lovin' that steam shower.
　 　 你肯定很喜欢那个蒸气浴
　 　 - Phil, that's creepy.
　 　 菲尔 别吓到人家
　 　 - 0h, sorry. I'm a- I'm a real estate mogul.
　 　 哦 抱歉 我是 我是个房产大亨
　 　 - "What?" No, I'm a- I am a real estate agent.
　 　 什么! 不 我是个房产中介
　 　 - We caravanned that house. Great, uh, deck.
　 　 我们展览过那个房子 装饰很好
　 　 - Thanks. I'm just there till my divorce is final.
　 　 谢谢 我离婚手续办好就搬走了
　 　 - No, who is coconuts enough to divorce you?
　 　 怎么会 谁傻到想要跟你离婚
　 　 - We gotta go, but we'll see you around.
　 　 我们该走了 再见了
　 　 - We'll have to have you over sometime.
　 　 有时间请你过来玩
　 　 - I'd love it. - All right.
　 　 我很愿意 -好啊
　 　 - Bye. - Bye.
　 　 拜拜 -拜拜
　 　 - She's awesome. - No, we are never having her over.
　 　 她真不错 -滚 我们不可能请她做客
　 　 - Heard she already slept with two dads from the school.
　 　 听说她已经勾引过两个孩子的爸爸了
　 　 - What? - Mm-hmm.
　 　 什么 -就是
　 　 - That's horrible.
　 　 品行不端啊
　 　 - Dad, watch out! - Whoa! Watch it, buddy!
　 　 爸爸 小心 -小心点呀 伙计
　 　 - Grandma. - I'm sorry.
　 　 老太太 -抱歉
　 　 - That still looks like a girl's bike.
　 　 那车看起来还是像个女孩车
　 　 - We'll add more black tape.
　 　 我们再绑点黑胶带
　 　 - My son has been riding his sister's old bike.
　 　 我儿子一直在骑他姐姐的旧车
　 　 - Until he's responsible enough to take care of his own bike.
　 　 他现在还没能力照料好一辆新车
　 　 - Look, he spilled a soda on my computer,
　 　 他把一瓶苏打水倒在我的电脑上
　 　 - he ruined our digital camera
　 　 他还把家里的数码相机弄坏了
　 　 - taking pictures of himself underwater.
　 　 就因为他要给自己拍水下相片
　 　 - It's a girl's bike. I'm all for teaching him a lesson.
　 　 那是辆女车 我也想给他些教训
　 　 - But I worry about the ridicule he might get from some loudmouth
bully.
　 　 可我担心大嘴巴的小混混们因此嘲笑他
　 　 - Hey, hey, hey. Nice bike, Sally.
　 　 嘿嘿嘿 车很漂亮啊 小姑娘
　 　 - Dad!
　 　 老爸
　 　 - Come on. He looks like Little Bo Peep on that thing.
　 　 拜托 他骑女式车 像洋娃娃一样
　 　 - Actually, not for long. He's getting a new bike this afternoon.
　 　 不会再这样了 他下午就会有辆新车
　 　 - I am? - Mm-hmm.
　 　 真的吗 -没错
　 　 - He is?
　 　 是吗
　 　 - Sometimes a man's gotta put his foot down
　 　 有时候做男人就应该一往无前
　 　 - and do what a man's gotta do.
　 　 勇敢踏出自己的脚步
　 　 - And if the old lady don't like it
　 　 如果那个死老太婆不满意
　 　 - Honey?
　 　 亲爱的
　 　 - That's too damn bad.
　 　 让她自己气死算了
　 　 - Yes. Who's excited, huh?
　 　 没错 激不激动
　 　 - Cam, come on. Hurry up. We're gonna be late.
　 　 小卡 快点 要迟到了
　 　 - It's a toddler play class, not a flight to Cabo.
　 　 只是亲子课而已 又不是要飞到卡波去
　 　 - We're gonna be judged enough as the only gay parents there.
　 　 作为唯一的同性恋夫夫 我们已经赚够口水了
　 　 - I don't wanna be the late ones too.
　 　 我不想再给人迟到的坏印象
　 　 - Wow! Paisley and pink.
　 　 天呐 又是旋花呢又是粉色
　 　 - Was there something wrong with the fishnet tank top?
　 　 网眼套头衫为什么不穿了
　 　 - Obviously not. I'm wearing it underneath.
　 　 穿啊 穿在里面了
　 　 - Kidding. Just chill, please. Here.
　 　 开玩笑的 放松 给你
　 　 - I'm sorry. I just wanna make a good first impression.
　 　 抱歉 我只是想留下良好的第一印象
　 　 - You wanna fit in and not terrify the villagers?
　 　 你是想既融入大家又不吓到他们吗
　 　 - Hey, come on.
　 　 嘿 别闹了
　 　 - Today is about Lily, all right?
　 　 今天莉莉才是主角 好不好
　 　 - Her future best friend might be in that class,
　 　 那个班上可能就有她以后最要好的朋友
　 　 - and I don't wanna rub anyone the wrong way.
　 　 我可不想一开始就惹谁不高兴
　 　 - Can you please just change your shirt?
　 　 能换件衬衫吗
　 　 - Fine. You know what?
　 　 好吧 你猜怎么着
　 　 - I'll just go put on a pair of khakis,
　 　 我这就去换上一条卡其布裤子
　 　 - maybe a polo shirt, and everybody will think
　 　 高尔夫衬衫 让每个人都以为
　 　 - we're a couple straight golfin' buddies...
　 　 我们只是一对直男高尔夫球友
　 　 - who just decided to have a kid together.
　 　 碰巧决定一起养个娃
　 　 - Hey, I called that place in Napa and
　 　 我给纳巴那边打电话了
　 　 - got us upgraded to a villa with a hot tub.
　 　 把房间升级成带温泉浴缸的套房
　 　 - So pack whatever you wear in a hot tub.
　 　 所以准备点泡温泉的衣服吧
　 　 - I usually wear nothing when I'm in a hot tub.
　 　 我通常泡温泉都不穿衣服的
　 　 - And my college roommate's wife just had to get a new hip.
　 　 那我同事的老婆就得做个屁股整形了
　 　 - Sucker.
　 　 弱死了
　 　 - Manny's father is taking him for a couple of days to Disneyland,
　 　 曼尼的爸爸带他去迪斯尼玩了
　 　 - so we're gonna go to the wine country.
　 　 所以我们就脱身去葡萄酒园
　 　 - We're gonna drink some wine, eat some good food.
　 　 去喝点小酒 吃些美食
　 　 - You know, we would do something like this
　 　 原本我们可以经常组织此类小资活动
　 　 - a lot more often if it wasn't for, you know, Manny.
　 　 但是 因为曼尼 就少了很多
　 　 - He's good. He keep us grounded. - Yeah.
　 　 他很好 他让我们过着朴实的生活 -是啊
　 　 - Like fog at an airport.
　 　 就像机场起雾 飞机停飞
　 　 - Limo gets here at 4:00.
　 　 豪华轿车4点到
　 　 - This morning, I thought I'd go to the club, hit a few balls.
　 　 早上嘛 我想去俱乐部打会球
　 　 - No! What about the fan in Manny's room?
　 　 不行 曼尼房间的风扇怎么办
　 　 - 0h, yeah. Call a guy.
　 　 那个 叫个人修吧
　 　 - No! You're supposed to do it with him.
　 　 不行 你该跟他一起修
　 　 - It's important that we teach him how to do things for himself.
　 　 我们得学着教他做些事情
　 　 - In my culture, men take great pride in doing physical labor.
　 　 在我的家乡 男人以干体力活为荣
　 　 - I know. That's why I hire people from your culture.
　 　 我知道 所以我才雇你们那儿的人给我干活
　 　 - You're too funny.
　 　 你真搞笑呀
　 　 - I'm gonna share that one with my next husband
　 　 我跟我下个老公狂花你的钱的时候
　 　 - when we're spending all your money.
　 　 我就给他讲这个笑话
　 　 - Dad, this is the coolest bike ever. - Awesome.
　 　 爸爸 这是全世界最酷的车 -必须的
　 　 - So, listen, buddy.
　 　 听着 伙计
　 　 - Certain members of this family
　 　 家里有些人
　 　 - don't think you can take care of this bad boy.
　 　 认为你照料不好这辆车
　 　 - You mean Mom? - Your words, not mine.
　 　 你是说妈妈吗 -你说的 我可没说
　 　 - Look, uh, your mom and I are a team,
　 　 你妈妈和我是一个整体
　 　 - and she- we feel like this is a chance
　 　 而她 我们 觉得这是个好机会
　 　 - for you to show some responsibility.
　 　 让你学会负起责任
　 　 - Don't make us look like jerks here.
　 　 别让我们失望
　 　 - I won't. - Okay.
　 　 不会的 -很好
　 　 - One more rule. - What?
　 　 最后一点要求 -什么
　 　 - Have, like, three butt-loads of fun.
　 　 给我 玩得超级无敌开心
　 　 - Thanks, Dad.
　 　 谢谢爸爸
　 　 - So let's do this. - 0kay, but I need to be done by 3:00.
　 　 我们开始吧 -先说好3点前要弄完
　 　 - That's when my dad's picking me up.
　 　 我爸爸3点来接我
　 　 - Hey, if we're not done by 3:00,
　 　 如果3点还搞不定
　 　 - I'm gonna tie a noose on this thing.
　 　 我就直接吊死
　 　 - In Colombia there's a saying:
　 　 在哥伦比亚有句谚语
　 　 - "If you have two stubborn burros that don't like each other,
　 　 "如果两头犟驴合不来
　 　 - you tie them to the same cart."
　 　 就把它们绑在一辆车上"
　 　 - The ceiling fan is the cart.
　 　 吊扇就是那辆车
　 　 - My dad's taking me on Space Mountain.
　 　 我爸爸要带我去玩太空过山车
　 　 - It's supposed to be really fast, but he's not scared of anything.
　 　 那东西超快 不过我爸爸什么都不怕
　 　 - He doesn't even wear a seat belt when he drives.
　 　 他玩的时候甚至都不系安全带
　 　 - Wow. How 'bout that?
　 　 哇噢 也太厉害了吧
　 　 - Killed a bear once. - Really?
　 　 他还杀过熊 -真的假的
　 　 - Was the bear sittin' in the passenger seat?
　 　 熊也坐在过山车上吗
　 　 - Read me the instructions.
　 　 给我念下说明书
　 　 - "Safety tips. Warning: To reduce the risk of electrical shock"
　 　 "安全须知 警告:为避免遭受电击"
　 　 - We can skip that.
　 　 跳过那段废话吧
　 　 - Uh, "Failure to heed these warnings
　 　 "若不听从警告
　 　 - can lead to serious injury or death."
　 　 可导致重伤 甚至死亡"
　 　 - You know, you worry too much. You know that.
　 　 你总是瞎担心 你自己知道
　 　 - Nobody's gonna get shocked.
　 　 不会有人被电到的
　 　 - One time my dad was struck by lightning.
　 　 有一次我爸爸被雷劈了
　 　 - That's why he can drink as much as he wants.
　 　 所以他现在喝多少酒都不醉
　 　 - Manny thinks his dad is like Superman.
　 　 曼尼觉得他爸爸是个超人
　 　 - The truth? He's a total flake.
　 　 可真相呢 他根本不值一提
　 　 - In fact, the only way he's like Superman...
　 　 事实上 他唯一像超人的方面
　 　 - is that they both landed in this country illegally.
　 　 就是他们都是非法移民
　 　 - I can't believe I'm so nervous.
　 　 我怎么这么紧张呀
　 　 - They're gonna love us. Let's just be ourselves.
　 　 他们会喜欢我们的 我们就表现真我就行了
　 　 - 0r a slightly toned-down version of ourselves.
　 　 或者稍微低调一些
　 　 - I just don't want this to become an episode of "The Cam Show."
　 　 我只是不想这又变成"小卡秀"
　 　 - 0h, my gosh. People love "The Cam Show." - Yes, I know.
　 　 天呐 大家都喜欢"小卡秀" -我知道
　 　 - You watch "The Cam Show." - I do watch it.
　 　 你也看"小卡秀" -我确实看
　 　 - It's appointment viewing. - Okay.
　 　 是提前预约才能看到 -好吧
　 　 - Hi! - Hi! Are you here for Toddler Time?
　 　 你好 -你们好 是参加亲子课的吗
　 　 - Yes. I-I'm Mitchell. This is Cameron.
　 　 是的 我是米奇尔 这是卡梅隆
　 　 - And this here is Lily. - Hello.
　 　 还有我们的女儿莉莉 -你好
　 　 - 0h, well! Welcome.
　 　 真好 欢迎呀
　 　 - We're all over here taking turns blowing bubbles.
　 　 我们在这儿轮流吹气球呢
　 　 - Well, how nice for... the babies.
　 　 多好玩啊 对小孩子而言
　 　 - Mm-hmm.
　 　 是啊
　 　 - This is gonna be really difficult.
　 　 恐怕我会招架不住啊
　 　 - Ten minutes after making a promise to me,
　 　 才跟我保证 过了不到10分钟
　 　 - he leaves his bike unlocked.
　 　 他就把车不上锁扔在这里
　 　 - All I can hear is Claire's voice in my head
　 　 我现在满脑子都是克莱尔的河东狮吼
　 　 - "He's not responsible.
　 　 "他不知道负责任
　 　 - You never should have given him a bike."
　 　 你根本不该给他买车"
　 　 - I know. I do a pretty good Claire.
　 　 我知道 我模仿克莱尔超像的
　 　 - So I decided to teach him a lesson...
　 　 所以我决定给他个教训
　 　 - and let him think his bike was stolen.
　 　 让他以为自己的车被偷了
　 　 - And I know that sounds kind of rough,
　 　 我知道这手段有点恶劣
　 　 - but sometimes it's a dad's job to be the tough guy.
　 　 但有时候做爹的就要狠一些
　 　 - Excuse me! Thank you.
　 　 不好意思 谢谢
　 　 - On your left! My left. Your right!
　 　 左边 我的左边 你右边
　 　 - Everyone, we have a new family joining us today.
　 　 大家好 今天有个新家庭加入我们
　 　 - Hi. I'm, uh, Mitchell, and I am a lawyer.
　 　 大家好 我是米奇尔 一名律师
　 　 - I- I'm Cameron, and I'm currently not working,
　 　 我是卡梅隆 暂时待业
　 　 - which gives me more time to grill and shoot baskets and
　 　 所以我有很多时间烹饪 打篮球 还有
　 　 - And this is Lily.
　 　 还有这是莉莉
　 　 - Okay, we're gonna start with the Hello Dance,
　 　 好 我们以问候舞作为开场舞
　 　 - and then we're gonna move on to blocks, then finger painting,
　 　 然后玩积木 手指画
　 　 - and then we're gonna do our Family Dance.
　 　 最后跳"家庭之舞"
　 　 - All right. Who wants to start us off?
　 　 好了 谁想先开始
　 　 - Dance us in, P. J.!
　 　 P.J小朋友先来
　 　 - She's adorable. - Oh, thank you.
　 　 她真可爱 -谢谢夸奖
　 　 - Seven months? - Uh, eight.
　 　 7个月大吗 -8个月
　 　 - 0h! Is she grabbing or scooting yet?
　 　 噢 会抓东西了吗 会走路了吗
　 　 - Yes. Absolutely.
　 　 是的 都会呢
　 　 - I mean, when she's not grabbin', she is- she is scootin'.
　 　 我是说 她不是手在乱抓 就是脚在乱走
　 　 - Dance us in, Tyler!
　 　 泰勒 进来跳吧
　 　 - Are you ready? Okay. Here we go.
　 　 准备好了吗 好的 来吧
　 　 - Cam, Lily is not grabbing or scooting yet.
　 　 小卡 莉莉还不会抓不会走呢
　 　 - Well, she's not doing it yet, but she will eventually.
　 　 现在还不会 以后会的
　 　 - No, but, see, a lot of these other kids,
　 　 不 你看 那么多小孩
　 　 - they're- they're grabbing.
　 　 他们都在抓东西
　 　 - I-I just- Here. Come
　 　 我只是 给 拿着
　 　 - Lily. Look at the block, huh?
　 　 莉莉 你看积木
　 　 - Grab the block, Lily.
　 　 把积木拿起来 莉莉
　 　 - Grab the "H." - Dance us in, Lily!
　 　 抓着H -该你上场了莉莉
　 　 - Okay. I got this. - Cam, just
　 　 好的 我来搞定 -小卡
　 　 - Yes, I know. Tamp down my natural gifts
　 　 我知道 要压抑我的天赋
　 　 - and dance like a straight guy.
　 　 然后像个直男一样笨舞
　 　 - No slapping your own butt.
　 　 不许拍屁屁
　 　 - But that's how I make my horsey go.
　 　 可不拍屁屁我怎么舞得起来
　 　 - Thank you.
　 　 谢谢大家
　 　 - That was very good.
　 　 跳得很好
　 　 - I feel dirty.
　 　 感觉很卑鄙
　 　 - 0h, hey. - Hey! Hi.
　 　 你好 -嘿 你好
　 　 - Hi. - Hi.
　 　 嗨 -嗨
　 　 - Uh, this is really embarrassing,
　 　 真令人难堪
　 　 - but I locked myself out of my house.
　 　 我把自己锁在外面了
　 　 - 0h! Pssh! I do that all the time. Don't be embarrassed.
　 　 噢 我总做这种傻事 别不好意思
　 　 - I was- I was hoping you could help me.
　 　 我想 你能不能帮帮我
　 　 - There's a window open, but I can't reach it.
　 　 有扇窗子开着 可我够不着
　 　 - Would you mind?
　 　 能帮我吗
　 　 - Yeah. Yeah. Sure. - Great.
　 　 好的 没问题 -太好了
　 　 - 0f course. You know what they say
　 　 当然 你知道有句俗话说
　 　 - "Every time God closes a door, he opens a window."
　 　 "每当上帝关上一扇门 他就打开一扇窗"
　 　 - 0r I guess in this case, every time he locks you out.
　 　 不过对你的话 是他每次都把你锁在外面
　 　 - Okay, what do we got here?
　 　 好的 情况如何
　 　 - I mean, am I attracted to her? Yes.
　 　 我的魅力征服了她吗 是的
　 　 - Would I ever act on it? No. No way.
　 　 我会趁机发展一下吗 不 不可能
　 　 - Not while my wife is still alive.
　 　 我老婆还健在呢
　 　 - Are you sure I can't get you something to drink?
　 　 你真的不想喝点什么吗
　 　 - Yeah. No, I'm- I'm fine. Really.
　 　 是 不用了 我很好 真的
　 　 - If I knew a man was gonna climb into my bedroom window,
　 　 如果我知道会有帅哥爬我家卧室的窗户
　 　 - I would have cleaned up a bit.
　 　 我肯定会"清洗"一下的
　 　 - Are you kidding me? It smelled great in there.
　 　 开玩笑吗 房里幽香怡人呀
　 　 - Like lotions and oils...
　 　 好像有乳液精油
　 　 - for... dry skin and, you know, calloused hands.
　 　 那个 保湿用的 预防干裂
　 　 - Yeah, it's a candle.
　 　 其实 是香烛
　 　 - Uh-oh. - What's wrong?
　 　 完了 -怎么了
　 　 - The bike's gone. - Oh, no.
　 　 自行车没了 -哦不
　 　 - Can I help you find it? - That's all right. Thank you.
　 　 我帮你找找吧 -不用了谢谢
　 　 - 0kay. Thank you!
　 　 好吧 谢谢你哦
　 　 - So, to teach him a lesson, I took his bike,
　 　 为了教育他 我藏起了他的车
　 　 - and then- crazy thing
　 　 之后 太离谱了
　 　 - I put it down for one minute, and someone swiped it from me.
　 　 我放下了两分钟 就被人卷走了
　 　 - Maybe that was your dad teaching you a lesson.
　 　 或许也是你爸想教育教育你呢
　 　 - Zinger.
　 　 够狠
　 　 - So, any chance I could, uh, get a break on this one?
　 　 那 这一辆能打个折吗
　 　 - I can throw in a bell. - Deal.
　 　 可以加个铃铛 -成交
　 　 - For five dollars. - No, sir.
　 　 五块一个 -那不要了
　 　 - So, you wanna go for the insurance this time,
　 　 那这次要买保险吗
　 　 - or is it still for suckers?
　 　 或是继续给小偷做好事
　 　 - Got me again.
　 　 够狠
　 　 - Well played, milord.
　 　 够狠啊大哥
　 　 - I will take some insurance. Thank you.
　 　 这次买保险 谢谢
　 　 - What's going on in there?
　 　 在搞什么啊
　 　 - That's not step four. - Don't worry about it.
　 　 第四步不是那样 -不管它
　 　 - It says right here that you should- - That's worrying about it.
　 　 上面说你应该... -怎么还管
　 　 - I thought you guys might need a drink.
　 　 要不要喝点东西
　 　 - 0h, you have no idea.
　 　 太想太想了
　 　 - Manny, miamor, I have to go get some stuff for our trip.
　 　 曼尼宝贝 我得去买点旅途要带的东西
　 　 - Ay! But have some fun with your father, okay?
　 　 你跟爸爸好好玩 好不好
　 　 - And I'll see you Monday. Mwah!
　 　 周一见 亲亲
　 　 - It makes me so happy to see my two boys working together.
　 　 看到我的两个宝贝一起合作 好开心哦
　 　 - Jay shocked himself twice. - 0kay, Manny.
　 　 杰电到自己两次了 -好了曼尼
　 　 - Well, I warned him. - Yep, he's been a big help.
　 　 我警告过他了 -是啊 他真会帮忙
　 　 - Look at you two with your private jokes already.
　 　 看你们都有自己的小笑话了
　 　 - You're a regular Salazar and El Oso.
　 　 就像高个子版的萨拉查和埃尔奥索
　 　 - It's a very big comedy team in Colombia.
　 　 那可是哥伦比亚超有名的笑星搭档
　 　 - El Oso is always hitting Salazar in the head
　 　 埃尔奥索总打萨拉查的头
　 　 - with the ladder and things.
　 　 用梯子啊等等
　 　 - And sometimes they wear dresses. Hmm.
　 　 有时候他们还穿裙子
　 　 - They make you laugh, but they also make you think.
　 　 他们不仅逗人笑 也让人深思
　 　 - You blew it. You made me look bad.
　 　 你搞砸了 让我很没面子
　 　 - No, you made your mother and I look bad. We are a team.
　 　 不 你让你妈和我都没面子 我们是个整体
　 　 - Luke, you in there? - Hey, Dad.
　 　 卢克你在吗 -爸爸
　 　 - Hey. Hey, buddy.
　 　 嘿 小子
　 　 - That was, uh- That was pretty fun today, huh? Getting a new bike.
　 　 今天很有意思吧 得到一辆新车
　 　 - Yeah, it was awesome. - So, uh, what happened after I took off?
　 　 太赞了 -我走以后出什么事了吗
　 　 - Anything you want to share with me? - Not really.
　 　 有事想跟我说吗 -没
　 　 - So, if I, uh, went out to the garage,
　 　 那 我去车库
　 　 - took a picture for a scrapbook, there'd be no surprises?
　 　 拍个照什么的 也不会有意外咯
　 　 - I'm so sorry! I didn't mean it. I just made a mistake.
　 　 对不起 我不是故意的 我犯了个错
　 　 - Yeah, a big mistake!
　 　 是啊 大错误
　 　 - You're making me look really bad here.
　 　 你让我很没面子
　 　 - I told Mom you were ready for this.
　 　 我还告诉你妈说你已经懂得负责任了
　 　 - It's just a scratch, Dad.
　 　 就刮花了一点点
　 　 - That's not the point, Luke! What?
　 　 那不是重点 卢克 什么
　 　 - I scratched it on my way into the driveway. I'm sorry.
　 　 我骑上路的时候刮花了 对不起
　 　 - So, it's not stolen?
　 　 那 没丢吗
　 　 - No. Why?
　 　 没啊 怎么
　 　 - That's good,
　 　 那太好了
　 　 - 'cause... there are bad people out there who would steal a bike.
　 　 因为 有很多坏人喜欢偷车
　 　 - Those are thieves.
　 　 小偷什么的
　 　 - You sit there and think about the scratch part.
　 　 你坐那儿反思一下为什么会刮花
　 　 - That's not good either.
　 　 刮花也不行
　 　 - I gotta fix that step.
　 　 我得修好这楼梯
　 　 - So don't scratch anything while I'm gone,
　 　 我不在的时候别再刮花东西了
　 　 - unless it itches. That's different.
　 　 痒的话可以挠挠 那个不一样
　 　 - The good news is, Luke has his bike.
　 　 好消息是 卢克的车还在
　 　 - More good news
　 　 更好的消息是
　 　 - I taught some random kid a valuable lesson by stealing his bike.
　 　 我偷了个野孩子的车 给他上了一课
　 　 - Best news- Claire knows nothing.
　 　 最好的消息是 克莱尔什么都不知情
　 　 - So, I figure I'll just dump the new bike
　 　 那么 新车就丢在
　 　 - where I stole the first bike.
　 　 我偷车的地方好了
　 　 - That way, random kid gets his back,
　 　 那样的话 丢车的孩子拿到车
　 　 - and this new bike doesn't raise a lot of embarrassing questions...
　 　 新车也不会引发很多尴尬的问题
　 　 - like why I had it
　 　 比如我为什么要多买一辆
　 　 - or who boosted who through a bedroom window.
　 　 或谁爬进了谁的卧室窗户
　 　 - So, everybody's happy.
　 　 就那样 皆大欢喜
　 　 - Ah, son of a- You gave me the wrong screwdriver.
　 　 狗娘养...你给我的螺丝刀不对
　 　 - Maybe you're just using it wrong.
　 　 也许是你使用方法不对
　 　 - My dad's great with tools.
　 　 我爸爸什么工具都搞得定
　 　 - He can get the wheels off a car in less than a minute.
　 　 他不用一分钟就能拆掉车轮子
　 　 - Just get me to wine country. Just get me to wine country.
　 　 去酒庄散散心 去酒庄散散心
　 　 - Sorry!
　 　 对不起
　 　 - I think my arm is broken. - Relax. It's not broken.
　 　 我想我胳膊断了 -放松 没断
　 　 - How do you know? You don't know anything.
　 　 你怎么知道 你什么都不知道
　 　 - You have no concern for safety.
　 　 一点安全意识都没有
　 　 - Because it didn't hit you that hard. - Why don't you just say it?
　 　 砸得又不重 -直接说不就得了
　 　 - You don't want me around. - You know what? Right now, I don't!
　 　 你不想我在身边 -你猜怎么 你说对了
　 　 - I don't wanna be with you either. I'm gonna go wait for my dad.
　 　 我也不想跟你在一起 我要我爸爸
　 　 - 0h, but- but if you leave, how will I ever finish?
　 　 可你走了 我怎么能完成呀
　 　 - You know what? I wish you never married my mom.
　 　 你知道吗 我真希望你没娶我妈
　 　 - I hate living here. - You think I like this arrangement?
　 　 我讨厌住在这里 -你以为我喜欢这样
　 　 - I got a two-seater parked in the driveway!
　 　 我有两辆跑车闲置在车道上
　 　 - I mean, I don't understand.
　 　 我真不理解
　 　 - Why are you trying to sneak around and hide things from me?
　 　 为什么你要背着我做这做那
　 　 - I actually think it's pretty funny. - You do?
　 　 我觉得太搞了 -真的吗
　 　 - I do. Yes.
　 　 真的 是的
　 　 - I mean, you steal a bike from some poor kid,
　 　 你偷了一个倒霉孩子的车
　 　 - and then the bike gets stolen from you.
　 　 然后你又把车丢了
　 　 - It's hilarious.
　 　 太搞笑了
　 　 - Classic me, right? - Yeah!
　 　 我的风格 是不是 -是啊
　 　 - So, where were you when it got stolen?
　 　 那车丢的时候你在哪儿呢
　 　 - Oh, I was getting some gas.
　 　 我当时在加油呢
　 　 - Uh-huh. You don't stand near the car when you get gas?
　 　 是吗 你加油的时候竟然不在车旁边吗
　 　 - Yep, but, uh, I went inside to get a soda
　 　 在啊 可是 我进去拿了瓶汽水
　 　 - because I was thirsty,
　 　 因为我渴了
　 　 - and if I had a soda, I wouldn't be thirsty anymore.
　 　 如果我有汽水 我就不会口渴了
　 　 - So I bought one, then I drank it all right there,
　 　 我买了一罐 就在那边喝完了
　 　 - which is why I don't have the can.
　 　 所以现在手中才没有空瓶
　 　 - Well, honey, please, let's try to remember
　 　 亲爱的 请你 慢慢回忆
　 　 - that I'm your wife, not your mom.
　 　 我是你妻子 不是你妈
　 　 - So in the future, you don't need to hide things from me. Okay?
　 　 以后不用有事瞒着我 好吗
　 　 - 0kay. - Okay.
　 　 好的 -好的
　 　 - 0kay. - Oh! Oh, yeah.
　 　 好了 -噢 太好了
　 　 - You get back here, you! - What are you doing, Phil?
　 　 再继续抱抱 没够呢 -菲尔你做什么
　 　 - I just love ya so darn much!
　 　 我就是太爱你了
　 　 - I know. I love you too, but that hurts. - Let's get you inside.
　 　 我知道 我也爱你 你弄疼我了 -进去吧
　 　 - Hi. - I know. That's hurting a lot.
　 　 嗨 -我知道 好疼啊
　 　 - This is a hot one. - Hello! Hi there!
　 　 性感熊抱 -嗨 你们好啊
　 　 - Hi again. - Oh, hi.
　 　 又见面了 -你好
　 　 - I, uh, found your bike.
　 　 我找到你的车了
　 　 - Oh, good! You
　 　 太好了 你
　 　 - At the gas station? - No, at my house.
　 　 是在加油站的吗 -不 在我家
　 　 - One of my neighbors saw it and put it in my garage
　 　 我邻居看到车倒在我门口 帮我放到车库了
　 　 - when you were in my bedroom, so
　 　 那会儿你正在我卧室里 所以...
　 　 - Classic me?
　 　 我的典型风格?
　 　 - Come on, honey. Grab the block.
　 　 快点宝贝 拿起积木
　 　 - See, like he did. You gotta do that.
　 　 看 就像他那样 加油啊
　 　 - You gotta grab it like him. - So, seen any movies lately?
　 　 像他那样拿起来 -最近看电影了吗
　 　 - Uh, yeah.
　 　 有啊
　 　 - You know, my husband and I just rented,
　 　 我丈夫和我租了
　 　 - uh, Mamma Mia! Which I liked,
　 　 《妈妈咪呀》 我很喜欢
　 　 - but I don't know that Meryl Streep was the right choice.
　 　 只是觉得选梅丽尔·斯特里普做女主角不合适
　 　 - What did you think?
　 　 你觉得呢
　 　 - Excuse me.
　 　 有没有搞错啊
　 　 - Meryl Streep could play Batman and be the right choice.
　 　 让梅丽尔·斯特里普去演蝙蝠侠都可以
　 　 - She's perfection...
　 　 她是完美的
　 　 - whether she's divorcing Kramer, whether she's wearing Prada.
　 　 无论她有没有跟克莱默离婚 穿没穿普拉达
　 　 - Don't even get me started on Sophie's Choice.
　 　 更不用说《苏菲的选择》了
　 　 - I get emotional thinking about it.
　 　 想想我都动情
　 　 - She couldn't forgive herself.
　 　 她根本无法原谅自己
　 　 - I guess she was okay.
　 　 我觉得她还好
　 　 - Really? Ooh.
　 　 真的吗 不是吧
　 　 - Grab the blocks, sweetheart.
　 　 拿起积木 亲爱的
　 　 - You're not even interested in it. - Is Henry stacking?
　 　 怎么都没兴趣 -亨利在堆积木吗
　 　 - Good job, Henry!
　 　 做得好啊亨利
　 　 - Good job!
　 　 做得好
　 　 - Q-R-S T-U-V
　 　 QRSTUV
　 　 - W-X-Y and Z
　 　 W X Y 还有Z
　 　 - Now I know my
　 　 我现在知道我的
　 　 - Whoa, Lily! Oh!
　 　 哇噢 莉莉
　 　 - Not so high. Wow!
　 　 要不要这么高啊
　 　 - That is a big moment for her. - Yeah.
　 　 人生重要一刻啊 -是啊
　 　 - Would you like a videotape?
　 　 你要份录像吗
　 　 - Uh, you know, I don't
　 　 那个 不用
　 　 - I don't know if I can actually get her to do it again, so
　 　 我都不知道她还能不能再做一次
　 　 - Well, we tape all of our classes.
　 　 我们的课都有录像的
　 　 - We don't like parents bringing cameras in.
　 　 父母自己带相机不好
　 　 - It keeps them out of the moment.
　 　 那样他们就不能一起参与了
　 　 - I'll get you a copy after class.
　 　 课后我给你一份录像
　 　 - That's super. Yeah. Great. Thank you.
　 　 太棒了 好的 谢谢你
　 　 - Cam. Cam, let's go.
　 　 小卡 小卡 快走
　 　 - I don't know what's happened to me,
　 　 我不知道我怎么了
　 　 - but I just stole a baby's intellectual property.
　 　 可我刚刚盗取了一个婴儿的知识产权
　 　 - What? - You'll see it tonight on the news.
　 　 什么 -今晚的新闻会曝光我的
　 　 - Come on. Let's just go. - Oh, look who's here!
　 　 别说了快走吧 -快看谁来了
　 　 - Anton and Scott! - Sorry we're late!
　 　 安东和斯科特 -抱歉我们晚了
　 　 - Don't look at me. The eye candy here can't leave the house...
　 　 不是我的错 旁边这位爷
　 　 - without spending 20 minutes in front of the mirror.
　 　 不在镜子前打扮个20分钟是不会出门的
　 　 - Are you kidding me?
　 　 开什么玩笑啊
　 　 - I am so sorry.
　 　 真的很抱歉
　 　 - Look at those queens. I would have killed with this crowd.
　 　 看那对基神 我本可以在这里大放光彩的
　 　 - But you had to clip my wings
　 　 是你剪断了我翱翔的"基翅"
　 　 - which you used to be the wind beneath.
　 　 而你曾是那翅膀下助力的风
　 　 - I know. I'm sor
　 　 我知道 对不
　 　 - This class has turned me into a complete monster.
　 　 这个班让我发疯了
　 　 - I'm- I'm just- I'll make it up to you. Let's just go.
　 　 我 我只是 我会补偿你的 走吧好不
　 　 - Okay, it's time for Parents Dance.
　 　 好了 亲子舞时间到
　 　 - Everybody dance for your baby!
　 　 大家都为自己的孩子起舞
　 　 - You wanna do it, don't you?
　 　 你想跳 是不是
　 　 - I do.
　 　 好想好想
　 　 - I wanna dance for my baby.
　 　 我想为我的宝贝起舞
　 　 - All right. Go on. Get in there. - You sure?
　 　 好吧 上吧 去吧 -真的吗
　 　 - Make that horsey move. Go ahead.
　 　 开足马力跳起来吧 去吧
　 　 - Go, go!
　 　 加油 加油
　 　 - 0h, I think I hurt myself.
　 　 我想我受伤了
　 　 - Hello. Hey, Javier.
　 　 你好啊 哈维尔
　 　 - Manny's waiting for you outside.
　 　 曼尼在外面等你呢
　 　 - What? Why not?
　 　 什么 为什么来不了
　 　 - Hold that thought.
　 　 等会儿
　 　 - His son's sitting on a curb, waiting to go to Disneyland,
　 　 他儿子坐在路边 等着去迪斯尼乐园
　 　 - and Superman can't drag himself away from a craps table,
　 　 可我们的超人爸爸沉浸于赌博不能自拔
　 　 - and I'm the jerk.
　 　 却说我是混蛋
　 　 - Say, listen.
　 　 听着
　 　 - I, uh
　 　 我
　 　 - Sorry, but I got some bad news. - What?
　 　 很抱歉 我有坏消息 -什么
　 　 - Your dad couldn't make it.
　 　 你爸爸来不了了
　 　 - Why not?
　 　 为什么
　 　 - The plane was full,
　 　 飞机票卖光了
　 　 - and this old lady needed to get home, so he gave up his seat.
　 　 有个老奶奶回不了家 他把票让给了她
　 　 - You're making that up, aren't you? - No.
　 　 你瞎编的 是不是 -不是
　 　 - He just didn't want to come.
　 　 他就是不愿意来
　 　 - Are you kidding me? He was very upset. He was dying to see you.
　 　 开什么玩笑 他很难过 他很想见你
　 　 - In fact, look what he sent.
　 　 你看他送什么来了
　 　 - A limo? - Yeah.
　 　 豪华轿车吗 -是啊
　 　 - He wanted me and your mom to take you to Disneyland.
　 　 他让我和你妈妈带你去迪斯尼乐园
　 　 - I told you he was an awesome dad. - Yeah, he's a prince.
　 　 我跟你说我爸爸超赞的 -是啊 他是个王子
　 　 - Okay. The key to being a good dad?
　 　 那么 成为好父亲的秘诀是什么
　 　 - Sometimes things work out just the way you want.
　 　 有时候事情会如你所愿
　 　 - Race you to the end.
　 　 比赛谁先到路口
　 　 - That is not a good idea... for you.
　 　 那主意可不妙 对你来说
　 　 - Sometimes they don't.
　 　 有时候则事与愿违
　 　 - You gotta hang in there.
　 　 但你要坚持
　 　 - Because when all is said and done,
　 　 因为当一切尘埃落地
　 　 - 90% of being a dad...
　 　 一个好父亲的大部分特征
　 　 - is just showin' up.
　 　 就会自然出现
　 　 - Hey! That's my bike!
　 　 喂 那是我的车
　 　 - Oh, I don't, uh
　 　 我 不是
　 　 - Well
　 　 那个
　 　 - You- - I was giving it back!
　 　 你 -我是来还你的
　 　 - She couldn't forgive herself.
　 　 她无法原谅自己
　 　 - And...
　 　 但是
　 　 - she had to choose.
　 　 她又不得不做出选择
　 　 - I think because now I have
　 　 我想因为现在我有了
　 　 - we have- we have
　 　 我们有了 我们有了
　 　 - we have Lily,
　 　 我们有了莉莉
　 　 - it's so hard to imagine being put in that position.
　 　 很难想象那样的境地
　 　 - If I had to choose Lily or Mitchell,
　 　 如果我要在莉莉和米奇尔中选一个
　 　 - I mean, I would choose
　 　 我想 我会选择
　 　 - I don't know! I don't know!
　 　 我不知道 我不知道
　 　 - I don't know!
　 　 我不知道
　 　 - I don't know!
　 　 我不知道
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　 　 - Riley Morton coming up now.
　 　 赖利·莫顿上场
　 　 - Kelly at second. Started the inning with a double.
　 　 之后是凯利 开局就是个漂亮的双杀
　 　 - That seems like an hour ago.
　 　 局势看起来跟一小时前一样
　 　 - Honey, I thought you were gonna take out the garbage. - I am.
　 　 亲爱的 你不是要倒垃圾嘛 -是的
　 　 - High fly to right. Hooking, hooking- Foul.
　 　 右侧高飞球 曲线飞出 界外球
　 　 - Phil. - Yes. Getting it.
　 　 菲尔 -收到 马上去
　 　 - I was- I was gonna get it.
　 　 我本来马上就要去倒的
　 　 - Dylan. - Hey, Mrs. Dunphy.
　 　 迪兰 -你好 邓菲太太
　 　 - Um, I'm just waiting for Haley.
　 　 我在等海莉
　 　 - Did you ring the bell? - I texted.
　 　 你按门铃了吗 -我给她发短信了
　 　 - She said she'd be down in just a minute.
　 　 她说她马上就下来
　 　 - Oh, great. Tell her I said "Hi." - I will.
　 　 那好 替我向她问好 -没问题
　 　 - Dylan! D-Money!
　 　 迪兰 迪迪仔
　 　 - Chillin' with Dylan the villain!
　 　 古惑小迪仔 快乐摇又摆
　 　 - "D" To the "Y" To the- - Hey, Mr. Dunphy.
　 　 小迪的迪 迪兰的兰 -邓菲先生
　 　 - Hey! Come on in.
　 　 快进来
　 　 - You're just in time to catch the end of the game.
　 　 你刚好赶上看比赛结果
　 　 - Oh, I'm not really a baseball guy.
　 　 我实在对棒球无爱
　 　 - Haley says "Hi."
　 　 海莉也向你问好
　 　 - I was just being facetious.
　 　 我刚刚是开玩笑的啦
　 　 - Come on. I'll catch you up.
　 　 来 叔跟你说说赛况
　 　 - Sit it. Park it.
　 　 坐下 速度点
　 　 - Come on. I don't bite.
　 　 放轻松 人家又不会吃了你
　 　 - Kidding.
　 　 逗你玩儿
　 　 - I'm kidding.
　 　 逗你玩的啦
　 　 - Okay. See that guy? He's the tying run.
　 　 看到那家伙了吗 就是他把比分拉平的
　 　 - Interesting story about him.
　 　 特别有趣的是
　 　 - He's been stuck on second base forever,
　 　 他一直被困在"二垒"那一步
　 　 - and I'm pretty sure he's gonna try and steal third,
　 　 我敢说他要试着偷上"三垒"了
　 　 - which is just a terrible, terrible idea.
　 　 我觉得这是个馊主意
　 　 - How are you and Haley doing?
　 　 你跟海莉上到几垒了
　 　 - I wish I could stay home with you and fly toy airplanes.
　 　 我真希望能跟你一起宅在家玩玩具飞机
　 　 - These aren't toy airplanes, Manny.
　 　 这可不是玩具飞机 曼尼
　 　 - These are models, and they're very complicated.
　 　 这叫模型 非常复杂的玩意儿
　 　 - You wanna fly one of these, you gotta be familiar with airfoil,
　 　 要想成功让它飞起来 就必须了解螺旋桨
　 　 - drag, lift and thrust
　 　 拉你 空气浮力和推力等等
　 　 - and these are all principles of aerodynamics.
　 　 全都是航空动力学的基本原理
　 　 - The box says "12 and up."
　 　 可盒子上写着"适宜12岁及以上人群"
　 　 - What?
　 　 什么
　 　 - You can fly toy planes with Jay next time.
　 　 下次你再跟杰一起玩飞机
　 　 - Today you have to spend time with Luke. - Why?
　 　 今天你得跟卢克待在一起 -为啥啊
　 　 - Because his mother invited you, so you go.
　 　 因为他妈邀请你去 所以你就得去
　 　 - Family needs to be close. Right, Jay?
　 　 家庭成员间需要亲密相处 对吧 杰
　 　 - I'm pretty sure this is a typo.
　 　 这肯定是印刷错误
　 　 - Men need their hobbies. Manny's father had many hobbies.
　 　 男人得有点爱好 曼尼他亲爹可有一大堆
　 　 - Like hiking in the desert,
　 　 比如沙漠徒步旅行
　 　 - that kind of skiing that they drop you from the
　 　 还有从那什么玩意儿上蹦下来滑雪的那个
　 　 - How do you say in English?
　 　 那玩意儿用英语怎么说来着
　 　 - Helicopter. - Yes.
　 　 直升机 -没错
　 　 - Once, on a dare, he even boxed with an alligator.
　 　 有一次 他被人激将 竟然跟鳄鱼打拳击
　 　 - "Wrestle." You wrestle
　 　 那叫格斗 格斗
　 　 - You can't box with alligators.
　 　 跟鳄鱼可打不了拳击
　 　 - Are you sure?
　 　 你确定吗
　 　 - How would they get the gloves on those little claws?
　 　 就它们那小爪子怎么戴得上拳击手套
　 　 - Aren't they like tiny little hands? - No!
　 　 看起来不像小手手吗 -像个屁
　 　 - Okay, now I forgot what we're talking about.
　 　 好吧 现在我都忘了我们刚刚在说什么了
　 　 - Anyways, hobbies are important for the men,
　 　 不管怎样 对爷们儿来说 兴趣爱好很重要
　 　 - whether you're risking your life...
　 　 无论是以命相赌的惊险爱好
　 　 - or flying little planes from a safe distance.
　 　 或是离得远远地玩小飞机都一样
　 　 - Wait, wait, wait. What are you doing?
　 　 等等 这是要去哪儿
　 　 - Uh, we're just gonna buy some diapers. It'll just take a second.
　 　 我们得去买点尿布 几分钟就好
　 　 - This is Costco. - Yeah, which is where we buy diapers.
　 　 是好市多超市哎 -没错 就是买尿布的地方啊
　 　 - Since when?
　 　 什么时候开始的
　 　 - Do you remember when we adopted that baby a few months back?
　 　 你还记得几个月前我们收养了个孩子吗
　 　 - Since then.
　 　 就从那时起
　 　 - Mitchell is a snob.
　 　 米奇尔是个势利小人
　 　 - No. N-No, I-I'm discerning.
　 　 才不是 人家那叫有见识
　 　 - Official slogan for snobs.
　 　 势利小人的常用借口
　 　 - When we first met, he wouldn't even look at me...
　 　 我们第一次见面时 他都没正眼瞧过我
　 　 - because I was a hick from the farm in Missouri,
　 　 因为我只是一个密苏里来的乡巴佬
　 　 - and he's a big city mouse.
　 　 而他却是个城市佬
　 　 - Who says "City mouse"?
　 　 谁会说"城市佬"这个词
　 　 - Country mice.
　 　 与乡巴佬对应嘛
　 　 - I think I'm gonna go wait in the car. - Okay.
　 　 我还是去车里等吧 -好的
　 　 - Hey, if you're on your way out, can you grab the garbage?
　 　 你出去时能顺手把垃圾给倒了吗
　 　 - I got it. - Okay. We got it.
　 　 我已经倒了 -那好 用不着你了
　 　 - He's a little jumpy. - Oh, go figure
　 　 他有点坐不住啊 -你想想看
　 　 - a teenage boy doesn't want to hang out with his girlfriend's dad.
　 　 哪个小男生想跟女朋友老爹一块玩儿
　 　 - Thought we were past all that.
　 　 我以为我们的关系早超越那个了
　 　 - I'm all about
　 　 我还想
　 　 - I'm all about taking it to the next level. - Really?
　 　 跟他培养超亲密关系呢 -是吗
　 　 - Thought you were all about keeping it real. - Yes.
　 　 我还以为你会踏实点呢 -本来也是
　 　 - But the whole point of keeping it real is
　 　 但是做得踏实一点
　 　 - so you can take it to the next level.
　 　 也是为了能发展超亲密关系
　 　 - Did you really not know that?
　 　 你是真不明白吗
　 　 - You haven't exactly taken it to the next level with my dad.
　 　 你跟我爸可没有发展超亲密关系呢
　 　 - What are you talking about?
　 　 你在瞎说什么啊
　 　 - We've been married for 16 years,
　 　 我们都结婚16年了
　 　 - and you still walk on eggshells around him.
　 　 你在我爸身边还畏畏缩缩的放不开
　 　 - What? Are you kidding?
　 　 什么 开什么玩笑啊
　 　 - Jay and I are total buds.
　 　 我跟杰那可是铁哥们儿
　 　 - You-You want to just hang out?
　 　 你只是想找个伴出去玩玩吗
　 　 - Brought six friends, so that just
　 　 我带上了6个好哥们儿[啤酒] 所以
　 　 - That's
　 　 就是...
　 　 - Manny brought his favorite game to play with Luke.
　 　 曼尼把他最喜欢的桌游带来跟卢克一起玩
　 　 - It's called Empire.
　 　 叫帝国时代
　 　 - You use strategy to expand territories and take over the world.
　 　 玩家要运用策略 攻城掠地 一统天下
　 　 - Luke is gonna love that. He's out back playing.
　 　 卢克会爱死这游戏的 他正在后院玩呢
　 　 - Do you need me to get you something while I'm out shopping?
　 　 我要出去买东西 需要给你带点什么回来吗
　 　 - That's such a nice offer, but I think we're good. Thanks.
　 　 多谢好意了 不过用不着 多谢
　 　 - Okay. What about this?
　 　 你看 这样如何
　 　 - You don't even say "Hello" To Gloria and Manny?
　 　 你都不跟歌洛莉亚和曼尼打招呼的吗
　 　 - Hi, Gloria and Manny. Okay, Mom, what about this?
　 　 嗨 歌洛莉亚和曼尼 妈 到底怎么样
　 　 - No. You're wearing a dress. - Mom, come on.
　 　 不行 必须穿裙子 -妈 拜托
　 　 - What? It's gonna kill you to look like a girl for one afternoon?
　 　 怎么啦 今天一下午穿得像个女孩会死吗
　 　 - But it's a wedding for some friend of yours I never even heard of.
　 　 要结婚的可是你的朋友 虽然我完全没听说过
　 　 - It's non-negotiable. You can borrow a dress of Haley's again.
　 　 没得商量 裙子你可以再去跟海莉借
　 　 - No.
　 　 才不要
　 　 - That sends an ugly message- that I'm Haley.
　 　 那会让人错以为 我是不争气的海莉
　 　 - You know, instead of trying to force me to wear a dress,
　 　 比起逼着我穿裙子
　 　 - why don't you worry about getting Luke to wear some pants?
　 　 你是不是更该操心怎么让卢克穿裤子
　 　 - What? Why does he do this?
　 　 什么 他这是要闹哪样
　 　 - Luke!
　 　 卢克
　 　 - Pants! Come on!
　 　 拜托 快穿裤子
　 　 - Jay and I are buds, for sure
　 　 我跟杰真是铁哥们儿 真的
　 　 - but with kind of, um, an invisible asterisk.
　 　 但我们的亲密关系外界看不出来
　 　 - Um, he's not, uh- He's not a talker.
　 　 他嘛 不是很爱说话
　 　 - Or-Or a hugger.
　 　 也不喜欢拥抱
　 　 - Once he ran over my foot with his car.
　 　 有一次他开车碾过我的脚
　 　 - To-To be fair, he had just given up smoking,
　 　 不过说实话 那时他刚戒烟很烦躁
　 　 - but basically we're-we're buds.
　 　 但基本上我们绝对是铁哥们儿
　 　 - Do you have to just stand there?
　 　 你非得在那傻站着吗
　 　 - You're making me feel uneasy.
　 　 你这样弄得我很不自在
　 　 - Oh, for God's sake. Sit here. Here.
　 　 老天啊 你就坐那吧
　 　 - Hold this wing like this while I adjust this.
　 　 像这样扶住机翼 我要调下这边
　 　 - Okay.
　 　 好的
　 　 - Come on. Here.
　 　 过来 坐这儿
　 　 - Not too hard.
　 　 不要太用力
　 　 - Alex, why don't you come shopping with me?
　 　 艾丽克斯 何不跟我购物去呢
　 　 - Maybe I can help you find something that you like.
　 　 也许我能帮你找到些你喜欢的东西
　 　 - That's a really nice offer, but it's not really her thing.
　 　 多谢你的好意了 但她不怎么喜好逛街
　 　 - Actually, I'd love to go.
　 　 实际上 我挺想去的
　 　 - See, you don't know what my thing is.
　 　 老实说 你完全不知道我的喜好是什么
　 　 - You have no idea what my thing is.
　 　 你对我的喜好一无所知
　 　 - I know what your thing is.
　 　 我知道得非常清楚
　 　 - Your thing is to provoke, just like your sister's thing...
　 　 你就爱激怒老娘发火 你姐呢
　 　 - is to never come out of her room,
　 　 就是一天到晚宅在房里
　 　 - and your brother's thing
　 　 而你那个老弟呢
　 　 - Well, there's your brother's thing.
　 　 就好这一口
　 　 - Luke! Put 'em on! Mm-hmm.
　 　 卢克 快穿上裤子
　 　 - The thing about me and Jay is our relationship's...
　 　 我跟杰的关系存在的问题就是...
　 　 - always been stuck in that,
　 　 总是停滞不前
　 　 - that primal place where it started.
　 　 总在原地踏步
　 　 - You know, he's the old silverback protecting his females,
　 　 你懂的 他就像个护雌的银背大猩猩
　 　 - then along comes this younger, stronger gorilla swinging in,
　 　 一旦有一只更年轻力壮的猩猩进入族群
　 　 - beating his chest.
　 　 把老的那只打败了
　 　 - You know, naturally, the ape ladies come running,
　 　 你懂的 很自然的 那些雌猩猩就会
　 　 - presenting their nice scarlet behinds.
　 　 投怀送抱 求勾搭求包养
　 　 - Papa ape wants to stop all that, but he can't.
　 　 猩猩爸爸想要阻止 但办不到
　 　 - You know? That's-That's life. I'm not the enemy.
　 　 你明白吗 生命规律就是那样的 我不是敌人
　 　 - The enemy is poachers.
　 　 偷猎者才是
　 　 - That'll do it. Don't touch it.
　 　 好了 别碰
　 　 - All right.
　 　 好吧
　 　 - You wanna go fly it? - Sure.
　 　 一起玩飞机去吗 -好啊
　 　 - Oh. Hey, I got the toothpaste and the soap.
　 　 我拿了牙膏和香皂
　 　 - Good. Now we can open that general store.
　 　 真棒 现在我们都能开杂货店了
　 　 - I thought we were just here to get diapers.
　 　 我还以为我们只是来买尿布的呢
　 　 - We had a saying on the farm:
　 　 农场里有句俗话流传很广
　 　 - as long as you're bringing the mule to the market, you
　 　 既然已经把骡子拉到集市上...
　 　 - I feel you rolling your eyes at me.
　 　 我感觉到你在对我翻白眼
　 　 - We met at one of Pepper's legendary game nights.
　 　 我们是在胡娇组织的一次传奇游戏夜上相识的
　 　 - I remember Mitchell because
　 　 我对米奇尔有印象是因为
　 　 - he kept rolling his eyes every time I would get a little boisterous.
　 　 每当我兴奋地喊叫 他就冲我翻白眼
　 　 - I did not.
　 　 我才没有
　 　 - A little bit.
　 　 有一点儿哦
　 　 - Yeah, maybe a little bit.
　 　 好吧 或许吧
　 　 - Anyway, we were- we were playing charades,
　 　 总之 我们在玩字谜游戏时
　 　 - and I had no idea how to act out my clue.
　 　 我不知道该怎么把线索用手势表演出来
　 　 - And all I could think of to do was
　 　 我只能想到这么来比划
　 　 - And without missing a beat, Cam says
　 　 而小卡立马就回答到
　 　 - Casablanca.
　 　 卡萨布兰卡
　 　 - All I did was this- - Casablanca.
　 　 我就这么比划了下 -卡萨布兰卡
　 　 - Casablanca.
　 　 卡萨布兰卡
　 　 - Can we just please get the diapers and get out of here?
　 　 我们能不能只拿尿布 买单闪人
　 　 - Fine, but I wanna stop by the wine section first.
　 　 没问题 不过我想先去瞧瞧酒水区
　 　 - Wait. There's a wine section?
　 　 等等 这儿居然有酒水区
　 　 - Yeah, a really good one- just past the tires.
　 　 当然 挺棒的 就在轮胎区后面
　 　 - No way. They do not have- Oh, my God.
　 　 不可能 他们才没有... 天呐
　 　 - Oh, my- Cam. Cam. The paper shredder I wanted.
　 　 天啊 小卡 是我想要的那种碎纸机耶
　 　 - Huh? Confetti and crosscut.
　 　 瞧瞧 五彩纸屑 还能横切
　 　 - Yep.
　 　 棒
　 　 - Oh, my God. Amazing.
　 　 老天啊 好满足呀
　 　 - Yeah.
　 　 是啊
　 　 - Cam, what is this place?
　 　 小卡 这地方叫什么
　 　 - Those cookies smell like heaven. Your own recipe?
　 　 此香只应天上有 是你的独家秘方吗
　 　 - No, I just throw 'em in the oven.
　 　 不 我只是随便丢进烤箱烤烤罢了
　 　 - And added the secret ingredient of caring?
　 　 但加了爱心作为神秘配料对吧
　 　 - Sure.
　 　 没错
　 　 - So, you and Luke having a good time?
　 　 你跟卢克玩得开心吗
　 　 - I don't know. He won't come out of his box.
　 　 我也不知道 他不愿意把头上的盒子拿掉
　 　 - Maybe I'll just stay here and spend some time with my sister.
　 　 也许我可以待在这儿 跟姐姐聊会儿天
　 　 - Oh, right. I guess technically I would be your stepsister.
　 　 对噢 好像严格说来 我是你继姐哦
　 　 - My mother says we are never to use the word "Step"
　 　 我妈不让我们说"继"字儿
　 　 - Because it means "Not real."
　 　 因为那意味着不是真的
　 　 - And we are a real family. Mmm.
　 　 而我们是个真正意义上的家庭
　 　 - So what is the matter, Claire?
　 　 有什么问题吗 克莱尔
　 　 - What? - You seem sad.
　 　 什么 -你看起来不大高兴啊
　 　 - It's just stuff with Alex.
　 　 让艾丽克斯给气饱了
　 　 - You know, kid stuff.
　 　 小孩子的问题 你懂的
　 　 - Kids.
　 　 小孩子
　 　 - You don't have to tell me. My school is full of them.
　 　 别跟我提孩子 我学校里一堆小屁孩
　 　 - I was thinking after lunch we can go and do a little shopping.
　 　 我想 午饭后我们能一起去逛街
　 　 - I'm not getting a dress.
　 　 我可不会买裙子的
　 　 - I don't care. I'm not your mother.
　 　 我才不管 我又不是你妈
　 　 - I know. You're my grandmother.
　 　 我知道 你是我外婆嘛
　 　 - Step-grandmother.
　 　 继--外婆
　 　 - Anyways, today, think of me as a girlfriend.
　 　 不管怎么说 今天就把我当成你的闺蜜
　 　 - Two girls out for an afternoon of fun.
　 　 午后时光 两个小闺蜜一起找点乐子
　 　 - What do you usually do with your girlfriends?
　 　 你一般跟你的闺蜜们干什么呢
　 　 - I don't know. We go out. We talk, drink wine.
　 　 不一定 逛街啊八卦啊喝酒啊
　 　 - Can I drink wine? - No.
　 　 我能喝酒吗 -没门儿
　 　 - Some friend.
　 　 真"够朋友"
　 　 - Well, you can still talk to me about anything.
　 　 你可以跟我聊聊天啊 什么话题都行
　 　 - Yeah, adults always say that, but they don't mean it.
　 　 大人们都这么说 但都是口是心非
　 　 - When my mom says I can ask her anything,
　 　 每次我妈说我想问什么都行
　 　 - I really can't.
　 　 其实根本不行
　 　 - She just freaks out.
　 　 我的问题直接把她逼疯
　 　 - I won't freak out. Shoot.
　 　 我不会被逼疯的 放心说吧
　 　 - Okay.
　 　 那好
　 　 - How many men have you slept with?
　 　 你跟几个男人上过床
　 　 - Eight. Next.
　 　 8个 下个问题
　 　 - Now can I try it? - No.
　 　 我能试试吗 -不行
　 　 - I should get one of those. I've always loved planes.
　 　 我也应该买一个 我爱死飞机了
　 　 - If things had gone a little differently in my life,
　 　 如果上天能给我一次重来的机会
　 　 - I think I would have been a pilot.
　 　 我可能是个飞行员
　 　 - Hey, what would happen if you turned the remote off
　 　 如果把遥控开关关了
　 　 - and then back on real fast?
　 　 然后又马上打开会发生什么事呢
　 　 - Yeah, you'd have been a great pilot.
　 　 你还真是个当飞行员的"好料子"
　 　 - So, can you do a- Can you do a loop-de-loop?
　 　 那个 你能来个空中大回旋吗
　 　 - If I wanted to.
　 　 只要我想就行
　 　 - No way! Can I try it?
　 　 不是吧 能让我试试吗
　 　 - No.
　 　 不行
　 　 - I can see why you like this. It's so peaceful.
　 　 我知道你为什么爱玩飞机了 能修身养性
　 　 - It's like the whole world just... disappears out here.
　 　 就像世界的纷纷扰扰 全不见了一样
　 　 - I remember this one summer- - I'll tell you what.
　 　 我还记得有年夏天 -我跟你说
　 　 - There's another trick called "Threading the needle."
　 　 我还会个绝招 叫"穿针引线"
　 　 - I used to do it with Claire and Mitch when they were kids.
　 　 克莱尔和米奇还小的时候我常做给他们看
　 　 - You wanna try it? - How's it go?
　 　 想看看吗 -要怎么弄
　 　 - You grab one of those hoops over there...
　 　 从那边拿个圈圈
　 　 - and go to the far, far, far end of the field...
　 　 然后走到很远很远很远的地方
　 　 - and stand there, and I fly the plane through it.
　 　 站着别动 我会让飞机从圈圈里钻过去
　 　 - Um, that sounds awesome!
　 　 听起来真酷
　 　 - And then I get a chance flying it? - No.
　 　 然后我也能试下吗 -不行
　 　 - Okay.
　 　 好吧
　 　 - How's this?
　 　 这儿行不
　 　 - Not far enough. Go on.
　 　 不够远 再站远点
　 　 - Okay. Further down. - You can't go too far.
　 　 好的 -越远越好
　 　 - Right. Okay, I get it. I get it.
　 　 好的 我懂的
　 　 - How's this? - Good.
　 　 站这儿行不 -挺好
　 　 - Now stand still. Don't move.
　 　 站好了 千万别动
　 　 - Okay, let's do it. Whoo!
　 　 好的 来吧
　 　 - Whoo! I love it!
　 　 太酷了 我喜欢
　 　 - I love... it!
　 　 我就喜欢
　 　 - You drove a plane into my face.
　 　 你拿飞机爆了我的头
　 　 - You must have moved. I told you to stay still.
　 　 肯定是你动了 我说了不许动的
　 　 - I didn't move. - Try not to talk.
　 　 人家才没动 -闭嘴
　 　 - I want to make sure nothing's broken.
　 　 我先检查一下飞机有没有坏
　 　 - Alex and I can't just disagree.
　 　 我跟艾丽克斯不止是意见不能统一
　 　 - I mean, she has to turn everything into a fight.
　 　 她还总能把事儿闹大
　 　 - Hmm. A strong, independent woman.
　 　 独立的女强人嘛
　 　 - Sounds like somebody else I know.
　 　 听上去跟我认识的另外一个人一样
　 　 - I was never hostile though.
　 　 但我从来都没有恶意
　 　 - I mean, this whole thing with the dress
　 　 我的意思是 关于穿裙子的问题
　 　 - Never had this problem with Haley.
　 　 海莉可从来不这样
　 　 - Maybe Alex doesn't want to compete with her big sister.
　 　 也许艾丽克斯只是不想被拿来跟她姐比
　 　 - Maybe she's trying to create her own identity.
　 　 或许她只是想做独一无二的自己
　 　 - Put her in a dress, and she disappears.
　 　 一旦她穿上裙子 她的独特之处就消失了
　 　 - For one afternoon?
　 　 就一下午都不行吗
　 　 - I wouldn't give up being myself for even one second.
　 　 要让我放弃做自己 哪怕一秒钟都不行
　 　 - Sometimes it's hard to remember you're only 10 years old.
　 　 有时候真不敢相信你才10岁
　 　 - And three-quarters. - Yeah.
　 　 10岁零9个月 -好吧
　 　 - Hey, it's Mitchell. Do you guys eat olives?
　 　 我是米奇尔 你们要吃橄榄吗
　 　 - Olives?
　 　 橄榄吗
　 　 - Really good olives? - Yeah.
　 　 特棒的橄榄要吗 -好啊
　 　 - You got it.
　 　 那我给你带了啊
　 　 - Mitchell, I found the diapers. They're over here.
　 　 米奇尔 我找到尿布在哪了 就在那
　 　 - Cameron, guess what I found?
　 　 卡梅隆 你猜猜我发现到什么了
　 　 - Coffins.
　 　 棺材
　 　 - They sell baby formula and they sell coffins.
　 　 他们既卖婴幼儿奶粉 又卖棺材
　 　 - You can buy literally buy
　 　 你简直可以买到
　 　 - everything you need from birth to death.
　 　 从你出生到去世需要用到的一切东西
　 　 - Oh, my God. Look at these diapers.
　 　 苍天大地啊 看看这些尿布
　 　 - Look how cheap they are!
　 　 真便宜
　 　 - Oh. You know what we should do?
　 　 你知道我们应该怎么做吗
　 　 - We should get enough for the next year or two, right?
　 　 我们应该买够一两年用的 对不
　 　 - Where would we keep them?
　 　 那我们把它放哪呢
　 　 - They sell sheds. - Really?
　 　 他们正好也卖棚子嘛 -真的吗
　 　 - You want to buy a diaper shed?
　 　 你真要买个堆放尿布的棚吗
　 　 - We're those guys now? The guys with a diaper shed?
　 　 我们要变成家里盖有尿布棚的家伙了对吗
　 　 - Just grab two more.
　 　 再拿两包
　 　 - I'm not grabbing two more, Mitchell.
　 　 我才不要 米奇尔
　 　 - It's time to go.
　 　 我们该走了
　 　 - Come on, come on. We need, uh- Hey, excuse me.
　 　 淡定嘛 我们得...不好意思
　 　 - Where did you get that flatbed thing? - Over there.
　 　 你从哪找的平板车 -就在那边
　 　 - Go grab one of those. - Really?
　 　 我们也去弄一辆 -不是吧你
　 　 - Yeah. Get two.
　 　 当然了 两辆才够
　 　 - I'm in the applesauce aisle.
　 　 我在苹果酱那排等你
　 　 - So, anyways,
　 　 不管怎么说
　 　 - after charades, we went out for coffee.
　 　 猜字谜游戏之后我们一起去喝咖啡了
　 　 - And I learned that he loves art.
　 　 然后我了解到他喜欢艺术
　 　 - He plays the piano. He speaks French.
　 　 他会弹钢琴 还会说法语
　 　 - Un peu. - You see?
　 　 略懂 -听见没
　 　 - I-I misjudged him.
　 　 我对他的第一印象完全不靠谱
　 　 - Yeah, I'm sort of like Costco.
　 　 没错 我就跟好市多卖场一样
　 　 - I'm big, I'm not fancy, and I dare you to not like me.
　 　 我身躯庞大 土里土气 但引人迷恋
　 　 - Yeah, and I'm kinda more like that, um
　 　 没错 而我就更像是那个...
　 　 - What is the name of that little shop we went to in Paris?
　 　 我们在巴黎逛的那个小店叫什么来着
　 　 - You are such a snob.
　 　 你个势利小人
　 　 - Casablanca.
　 　 卡萨布兰卡
　 　 - I have a small flower on my ankle...
　 　 我脚脖子上纹了朵小花
　 　 - and a tiny little butterfly on my... thigh.
　 　 还纹了一只小蝴蝶在我的 大腿上
　 　 - How high up?
　 　 大腿根部吗
　 　 - Pretty high. - Did you do it to look sexy?
　 　 靠近"中心地带" -你是为了性感才纹的吗
　 　 - No- - Did you do it for a guy? Does Grandpa like it?
　 　 不 你是为男人纹的吗 我外公喜欢吗
　 　 - No, no and yes.
　 　 否否是
　 　 - That's gross
　 　 恶心
　 　 - Let's go back to your piercings. - No, no, no.
　 　 继续说说你的耳洞吧 -才不要
　 　 - I've answered enough of your questions.
　 　 我回答了这么多问题
　 　 - Now it's your turn to answer one.
　 　 现在轮到你来回答一个了
　 　 - What is it?
　 　 什么问题
　 　 - Why you don't want to wear a dress?
　 　 你为什么不想穿裙子
　 　 - Because I don't want to look like Haley and her stupid friends.
　 　 因为我不想穿得像海莉和她那帮蠢伴一样
　 　 - I wear dresses and I don't look like Haley.
　 　 我也穿裙子 我也不像海莉啊
　 　 - You are Haley, just 40 years older.
　 　 你就是海莉 40年后的版本
　 　 - Ten. - Twenty.
　 　 10年后的 -20年后的
　 　 - Deal. Alex, why are you fighting me on this?
　 　 好吧 艾丽克斯 这你也要跟我吵吗
　 　 - Just- It doesn't matter if I dress up.
　 　 其实 穿裙子也没什么大不了的
　 　 - I'm not pretty like Haley and you.
　 　 只是我没有你跟海莉那么漂亮
　 　 - That's ridiculous! You're beautiful. - I'm not.
　 　 胡扯 你美翻了 -才不是
　 　 - But that's okay. I'm the smart one.
　 　 不过没关系 我聪明过人
　 　 - The cute busboy doesn't know that you're smart.
　 　 那个帅哥服务员可不知道你的智商多高
　 　 - What?
　 　 什么
　 　 - He's been smiling at you every time he comes to the table.
　 　 他每次过来续杯 都冲你微笑示意
　 　 - He does not!
　 　 才没有
　 　 - Why do you think we are the only people with bread?
　 　 要不然你以为他为何就给我们上了面包呢
　 　 - Look. One day you're going to want to date a cute guy like that.
　 　 听着 有一天你也会想跟那样的帅小伙约会
　 　 - And when that day comes, you're going to want to look beautiful,
　 　 等到那时候 你也会希望自己光彩动人
　 　 - and then you'll wear a dress.
　 　 那时你就会穿裙子了
　 　 - So, you ever kiss another girl?
　 　 那你亲过女生吗
　 　 - That's no way to talk to your grandmother.
　 　 跟外婆可不能这么说话
　 　 - Was my mom hard on me growing up?
　 　 我成长过程中 我妈对我严苛吗
　 　 - Yeah, she was.
　 　 是 绝对是
　 　 - But you know what? Back then
　 　 但是你知道吗 当时
　 　 - everything was Betty Friedan and Gloria Steinem.
　 　 贝蒂·弗莱顿和格洛莉亚·斯坦正火着呢
　 　 - They didn't understand
　 　 她们都不明白...
　 　 - Hola! We're back. - Hello.
　 　 我们回来了哟 -好啊
　 　 - Hey, how'd it go? - It was great.
　 　 逛得咋样啊 -非常棒
　 　 - Did you have fun with Luke? - Well, not
　 　 你跟卢克玩得开心吗 -这个嘛
　 　 - We had a great time.
　 　 我们姐弟俩谈得很开心
　 　 - Alex, I've been thinking, and...
　 　 艾丽克斯 我想过了
　 　 - if you don't want to wear a dress to the wedding,
　 　 你不想穿裙子参加婚礼
　 　 - it's not the end of the world.
　 　 也没什么大不了的
　 　 - It's all right. I bought one.
　 　 没关系 我买了一条
　 　 - Do you see how she has to provoke me?
　 　 现在你看到她是怎么气我的了吗
　 　 - We'll talk about it next week.
　 　 我们下周再聊这个话题
　 　 - Claire!
　 　 克莱尔
　 　 - Clear the way. Coming through. Ow!
　 　 让开道 进来
　 　 - Coming through. Easy. Easy, fella. Ow!
　 　 小心点 注意 伙计
　 　 - I need to rest my face. - You're fine.
　 　 我的脸得好好歇歇了 -你没事的
　 　 - You'll be all right. Hang on.
　 　 你会没事的 坚持住
　 　 - Oh, my God! - Get the door.
　 　 老天啊 -进家门了
　 　 - Ah! Dad?
　 　 爸
　 　 - Little accident. Nothing big.
　 　 小事故 没啥大不了的
　 　 - I was in a plane crash. - What happened?
　 　 是飞机失事啦 -发生什么事了
　 　 - We were threading the needle, and somebody moved.
　 　 我们正在玩穿针引线那一招 有人动了
　 　 - No, I didn't. You did it on purpose.
　 　 哪有 人家才没有 你是故意的
　 　 - That's the painkiller talking.
　 　 他吃了止痛药 说胡话呢
　 　 - He's a little loopy.
　 　 他有点晕乎乎的
　 　 - How bad is it? - Well, the wing is cracked,
　 　 到底有多严重 -机翼裂了
　 　 - the propeller's bent, but I can- I can- - I mean Phil.
　 　 螺旋桨也折了 但我 -我指菲尔
　 　 - I was in a plane crash. - Thanks, Dad.
　 　 飞机失事了 -真"谢谢"你了 爸
　 　 - I didn't ask him to be there. He insisted.
　 　 我又没让他站那 他非得去
　 　 - He took a chance. This is what happened.
　 　 他非要冒险 就这样而已
　 　 - Kind of like the time you ran over his foot.
　 　 就像你上次开车轧他脚一样
　 　 - You ran over his foot?
　 　 你轧过他的脚吗
　 　 - That was an accident. - You know, Dad, you did it on purpose.
　 　 意外而已 -爸 你明明是故意的
　 　 - We all saw the tire marks on the lawn.
　 　 我们都看到草坪上的轮胎印了
　 　 - I had just quit smoking.
　 　 我那会儿刚戒烟嘛
　 　 - See, you're upsetting your husband.
　 　 瞧 你说得你老公心烦意乱了
　 　 - Water. - I'll get it.
　 　 水 -我去拿
　 　 - Ay. You okay?
　 　 你还好吧
　 　 - Gloria! Thank God you're here.
　 　 歌洛莉亚 谢谢老天爷 你在这
　 　 - Don't worry. I'm here too.
　 　 别担心 我也在这儿
　 　 - Who's this?
　 　 你是谁啊
　 　 - Wasn't my fault.
　 　 不是我的错
　 　 - I have seen you thread the needle a million times.
　 　 我见你玩过无数次"穿针引线"那一招
　 　 - You never miss.
　 　 你从来没失过手
　 　 - Yeah. I must be getting old.
　 　 没错 我大概是宝刀已老
　 　 - Why don't you just admit it? You never liked Phil.
　 　 你为什么就不愿承认呢 你不喜欢菲尔
　 　 - Put that down. You do not get a cookie.
　 　 放下 才不给你吃曲奇饼呢
　 　 - I like Phil.
　 　 我喜欢菲尔
　 　 - It's just that sometimes he tries too hard, you know?
　 　 只是有时他有点太刻意讨好我了 你懂吗
　 　 - And it's just kind of- irritating.
　 　 实在有点惹人生气
　 　 - Okay, maybe he tries too hard
　 　 好吧 也许他过于刻意讨好
　 　 - because you make zero effort with him.
　 　 因为你从来不主动和他亲近
　 　 - You know what? In the 16 years that we've been married,
　 　 你知道吗 在我跟他结婚的16年里
　 　 - have you one time told him that you liked him?
　 　 你有跟他说过一次你喜欢他吗
　 　 - Not in those exact words, no. - No.
　 　 我只是没明确说"喜欢"二字嘛 -才不是
　 　 - Not in any words, Dad.
　 　 你什么都没说过 爸
　 　 - How do you think that makes me feel?
　 　 你知道那让我心里多难过吗
　 　 - You've never told your son that you love him?
　 　 你从没告诉过你的孩子你爱他吗
　 　 - Whoa, whoa. When did we jump to love?
　 　 等等等等 什么时候上升到爱的高度了
　 　 - And he's technically not my son.
　 　 而且准确地说 他又不是我的孩子
　 　 - Ah. So that means that you don't love Manny either? - Sure, I do.
　 　 那就是说你也不爱曼尼吗 -当然爱
　 　 - I mean, believe me, when I was in that park,
　 　 相信我 当我刚刚在公园玩飞机时
　 　 - I really wished Manny was there.
　 　 我真希望曼尼跟我一起
　 　 - For what?
　 　 为什么
　 　 - So that you could fly the plane into his head? Huh?
　 　 那样你就可以用飞机爆他头了是吗
　 　 - Dad, thanks so much for bringing Phil home.
　 　 爸 多谢你能把菲尔送回家
　 　 - I found one of your little flaps in his hair. So
　 　 我在他头发里发现了你机翼的碎片
　 　 - Actually, this is called an aileron.
　 　 实际上 这是副翼的碎片
　 　 - It controls... - because that's what matters right now.
　 　 用来保持...-现在重要的是菲尔才对吧
　 　 - Bye, Dad.
　 　 爸 请你离开
　 　 - Hey, Phil. - Jay.
　 　 菲尔 -杰
　 　 - What are you, made of china?
　 　 你是陶瓷做的吗
　 　 - Phil, I just want you to know I'm sorry.
　 　 菲尔 我只想让你明白我的歉意
　 　 - And whether I, uh, missed or you moved
　 　 不管是因为我失手了 还是你动了
　 　 - I didn't. - either way.
　 　 我才没动 -都好
　 　 - I just want to say that I like you.
　 　 我只想让你知道 我喜欢你
　 　 - Really? - Yeah.
　 　 真的吗 -必须的
　 　 - What do you like about me?
　 　 那你能说说喜欢人家什么地方吗
　 　 - You're a nice guy.
　 　 你是个好人
　 　 - Try real hard.
　 　 非常努力
　 　 - I do.
　 　 没错
　 　 - And you're a good dad.
　 　 你还是个好父亲
　 　 - Hey, I'm a good dad. Come here.
　 　 我是个好父亲 快来
　 　 - Come here, you.
　 　 让我熊抱一个
　 　 - This feels so right.
　 　 感觉真棒
　 　 - What's going on?
　 　 什么情况
　 　 - There was a little accident,
　 　 发生了一点小意外
　 　 - but Jay's telling Phil how much he loves him.
　 　 不过杰在对菲尔表明爱意
　 　 - Oh. Well, that's nice for Phil.
　 　 好吧 菲尔走运了
　 　 - That's great,
　 　 真好
　 　 - since he's never said anything like that to my boyfriend.
　 　 他可从来没对我男人表现过爱意呢
　 　 - Let it go. - No, it's not okay.
　 　 别提了 -不行 我气不过
　 　 - No, Mitch is right. Go in there too, Cam. Come on.
　 　 不 米奇说的对 小卡 你也去抱抱
　 　 - You're kidding.
　 　 开什么玩笑
　 　 - Jay! - I'm gonna get this.
　 　 杰 -我来吧
　 　 - Come on in, Cam. - Just a little hug.
　 　 来吧 小卡 -就抱一小下
　 　 - Get in here. - Say it.
　 　 过来吧 -快说
　 　 - Whoa! Hey, hey, hey! - Say it! Say it!
　 　 我勒个去 -快说 快说
　 　 - I like you too, Cam.
　 　 小卡 我也喜欢你
　 　 - What do you like about him? - Oh, jez.
　 　 那你喜欢他哪一点 -天呐
　 　 - Where did you get that camera?
　 　 你从哪弄来的摄影机
　 　 - Only the greatest store on earth.
　 　 从世上最给力的商场里买来的
　 　 - Thanks, Dad.
　 　 谢谢你 爸
　 　 - Manny, picture! Get in there too.
　 　 曼尼 照相啦 快来
　 　 - Get in here, mi amigo. Oh!
　 　 快来 我的好小伙
　 　 - Stay still. Say "Cheese."
　 　 别动 跟我说"茄子"
　 　 - Don't push it. - Cheese!
　 　 别挤我 -茄子
　 　 - Picture.
　 　 拍好了
　 　 - Cheese! - Cheese. Queso.
　 　 茄子 -茄子
　 　 - Oh, boy!
　 　 天啊
　 　 - Doesn't it feel like these arms could go around the world?
　 　 不觉得好像伸出手臂就能拥抱全世界吗
　 　 - I think I strained something.
　 　 我想我背部好像扭伤了
　 　 - I always wanted a daughter
　 　 我一直想要个女儿
　 　 - to dress her up in pretty dresses,
　 　 给她穿漂亮的小裙子
　 　 - do her hair, her nails, her makeup.
　 　 给她做头发 美甲 化妆
　 　 - No one knows this, but for the first year of his life,
　 　 透露个小秘密 曼尼一岁的时候
　 　 - I made up Manny like a girl
　 　 我把他打扮得跟个女孩似的
　 　 - and told everybody that he was my daughter.
　 　 逢人就说他是我女儿
　 　 - Ay, but just for a few times.
　 　 不过也就那么几次
　 　 - I didn't want to mess with his head.
　 　 我可不想让他对自己的性别产生困惑
　 　 - When he found the pictures,
　 　 当他看到他小时候的照片
　 　 - I told him that it was his twin sister who died.
　 　 我告诉他那是他已经死了的双胞胎姐姐
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　 　 - Jay, I'm home.
　 　 杰 我回来了
　 　 - Did Manny call?
　 　 曼尼打电话回来了吗
　 　 - No, because he's fine.
　 　 没 因为他啥事也没有
　 　 - It was a slumber party, not a gang fight.
　 　 他是去睡衣派对 又不是黑帮火拼
　 　 - I just want him to fit in.
　 　 我只是想他融入集体
　 　 - I'm gonna take a shower. Do you care to join me?
　 　 我要去冲个澡 你要一起来吗
　 　 - You know, honey, there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage.
　 　 宝贝 车库的小提箱里有一杆枪
　 　 - If I ever say no to that question,
　 　 要是我哪天脑袋发昏拒绝和你共浴
　 　 - I want you to use it on me.
　 　 你直接一枪打死我吧
　 　 - Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack.
　 　 玛丽·马克小姐 马克马克
　 　 - All dressed in black, black, black. - Shh, shh.
　 　 穿成黑色 黑色黑色 -嘘 别出声
　 　 - What's wrong? - With silver buttons, buttons, buttons.
　 　 怎么了 -银色扣子 扣子扣子
　 　 - All down her back, back, back.
　 　 在她背上 背上背上
　 　 - Why aren't they trying to hurt each other?
　 　 他们怎么不打架了
　 　 - I don't know, but I'm afraid to move.
　 　 我也不知道 我震惊得都不敢动
　 　 - You're really good at this. - Thanks.
　 　 你玩得真好 -谢谢
　 　 - What is happening, Claire?
　 　 克莱尔 这是怎么一回事啊
　 　 - What do you think?
　 　 味道如何
　 　 - Now, that is a scone.
　 　 绝对正宗的松饼啊
　 　 - No butter. Nonfat.
　 　 零黄油 无脂肪
　 　 - Shut up.
　 　 得瑟
　 　 - I'm gonna go check on Lily.
　 　 我去看看莉莉
　 　 - Surprise! - Mom!
　 　 惊喜哦 -妈
　 　 - What's that?
　 　 怎么回事
　 　 - Sounds like a bird hit the window.
　 　 听起来像是有鸟撞上玻璃了
　 　 - Oh, God. That's a bad sign.
　 　 天呐 这是个凶兆
　 　 - Ow! That hurt, jerk!
　 　 很痛啊 混蛋
　 　 - Ow! I'm gonna kill you, stupid!
　 　 我要杀了你 你个白痴
　 　 - What happened?
　 　 剧情峰回路转吗
　 　 - Now I'm sad.
　 　 现在我郁闷了
　 　 - Hi, honey. Mmm! - Hi. I, uh
　 　 你好 宝贝 -你好 我...
　 　 - I- I didn't know you were in town. You didn't call.
　 　 我不知道你要来 你之前没给我打电话啊
　 　 - Well, I couldn't wait to see your new baby. Where is she?
　 　 我等不及要见我的小孙女了 她在哪儿
　 　 - Mitchell, who was that? - It's my mom.
　 　 米奇尔 是谁啊 -是我妈
　 　 - Oh, yeah, right,
　 　 你就使劲儿忽悠吧
　 　 - 'cause the last time she was here,
　 　 上回她来的时候
　 　 - the refrigerator magnets rearranged themselves into a penta...
　 　 冰箱门上的磁铁被摆成了五边...
　 　 - Grandma!
　 　 真是奶奶啊
　 　 - Mom. Mom, what are you doing to her legs?
　 　 妈 你拽着她的脚干嘛呢
　 　 - Tai chi. I did it every day in Sedona.
　 　 打太极 我在塞多纳时每天都打
　 　 - Cameron, you should try it.
　 　 卡梅隆 你也该试试
　 　 - Mitchell's mother has a problem...
　 　 米奇尔的妈妈对我...
　 　 - with me.
　 　 有成见
　 　 - Last Christmas, for example,
　 　 比如去年圣诞节
　 　 - she gave me a piece of exercise equipment and a lettuce dryer.
　 　 她送了我一台健身器材和生菜烘干机
　 　 - So, to recap,
　 　 问题的重点是
　 　 - I gave her a gorgeous pair of diamond earrings,
　 　 我送给她的是一副华丽的钻石耳环
　 　 - and she gave me a hint.
　 　 她送的礼物却暗示我很肥
　 　 - And living in Sedona has been transformational.
　 　 住在塞多纳让我改变了许多
　 　 - I get up every morning, and I go to a Vortex meditation site...
　 　 我每天早上起床后 去参加冥想集会
　 　 - and work with a shaman to
　 　 在高僧的指导下
　 　 - finally understand how to live my spirituality.
　 　 终于参透精神世界的奥秘了
　 　 - Yikes.
　 　 真棒
　 　 - And I've learned that
　 　 我领悟到
　 　 - the only way I can move to the next level of my awakening...
　 　 让我的修行更上一层楼的唯一方法...
　 　 - is if we all can somehow...
　 　 就是要想办法...
　 　 - get past...
　 　 克服...
　 　 - the incident.
　 　 那件事的阴影
　 　 - Oh, no.
　 　 完了
　 　 - The incident.
　 　 "那件事"
　 　 - Oh, boy.
　 　 不堪回首啊
　 　 - I would like to congratulate Jay and the lovely Gloria.
　 　 我想恭喜杰和可爱的歌洛莉亚
　 　 - I'm very happy for them.
　 　 我为他们感到高兴
　 　 - I wanted a big, beautiful wedding with Jay...
　 　 我想和杰举办一次盛大的婚礼
　 　 - because my ex-husband and I got married...
　 　 因为我和我前夫的婚礼是在
　 　 - in a tiny little office of a judge in Colombia.
　 　 哥伦比亚一间很小的法官办公室里举办的
　 　 - My mother wanted to go to the wedding
　 　 我妈妈想去参加婚礼
　 　 - to show everyone how okay she was with all of it,
　 　 以显示自己对前夫再婚一事十分大度
　 　 - so I convinced Dad and Gloria to invite her.
　 　 所以我说服我爸和歌洛莉亚邀请她
　 　 - Who warned you that that was the worst idea ever?
　 　 当时是谁警告你 那是史上最烂的主意
　 　 - Anyone?
　 　 是谁
　 　 - Anyone?
　 　 是谁啊
　 　 - Of course, I've-I've moved on.
　 　 当然 我已经开始新生活了
　 　 - I was supposed to come with a date,
　 　 我本来要带男朋友来的
　 　 - but he just hurt his back,
　 　 但他闪到腰了
　 　 - which is very ironic because he's young and-and healthy.
　 　 真有点讽刺啊 因为他可是又年轻又健康
　 　 - My mom started drinking...
　 　 我妈妈在婚宴上...
　 　 - these cocktails called "Horny Colombians"...
　 　 狂饮一种叫做"哥伦比亚淫棍"的鸡尾酒
　 　 - with some of Gloria's uncles,
　 　 和歌洛莉亚的叔叔们大拼酒量
　 　 - whom apparently the drink was named after.
　 　 那酒名显然说的就是那帮家伙
　 　 - Oh, come on. They were funny.
　 　 拜托 他们很好玩
　 　 - They kept patting my butt.
　 　 他们一直摸我屁股
　 　 - Somebody's full of herself.
　 　 有人自恋了哦
　 　 - It's a- It's a Colombian wedding tradition, they said.
　 　 他们说 那是哥伦比亚婚礼的传统习俗
　 　 - I would like to make a toast.
　 　 我来祝个酒
　 　 - Yeah. Nanna got totally wasted.
　 　 是啊 外婆醉得不行了
　 　 - Uh, it was really funny.
　 　 真的很好玩
　 　 - Then it was gross.
　 　 然后就乌七八糟的了
　 　 - To the bride and the groom- my ex.
　 　 敬新娘 以及新郎 也就是我的前夫
　 　 - Thirty-five years we were together,
　 　 我们一起生活了35年
　 　 - and he couldn't wait 10 minutes to run off with Charo.
　 　 而他见到小骚货10分钟不到就跟着跑了
　 　 - That's a joke.
　 　 开个玩笑而已
　 　 - Seriously, I knew they were perfect for each other...
　 　 说真的 我知道他们是天生一对
　 　 - when I saw his wallet and her boobs.
　 　 因为新郎"财大"气粗 而新娘"胸大"乳挺
　 　 - Take your hands off me!
　 　 把你的脏手拿开
　 　 - Mom. Mom. - Oh, relax, Mitchell.
　 　 妈 妈 -米奇尔 放松
　 　 - What, did you take your Claire pill?
　 　 怎么 你今天也变得跟克莱尔一样了吗
　 　 - No, no. - Let's just go get a little fresh air, okay?
　 　 别别 -我们去呼吸一下新鲜空气 好吗
　 　 - And then it got weird.
　 　 然后就变得诡异了
　 　 - I'm Gloria! I'm Gloria! - I got her.
　 　 我是歌洛莉亚 我是歌洛莉亚 -我抓住她了
　 　 - Kiss me! Oh, hey, kiss me!
　 　 吻我吧 吻我吧
　 　 - No! Oh, geez.
　 　 不 天呐
　 　 - Nanna is really strong.
　 　 外婆力大如金刚
　 　 - Ayayayayay! Ooh! Ayayayayay!
　 　 哎呀呦 哎呀哟 啊嘶嘚啊嘶哆
　 　 - During my vows to my first husband,
　 　 当我对前夫说出婚誓时
　 　 - drug dealers burst in and assassinated the judge.
　 　 几个毒贩子冲了进来 暗杀了法官
　 　 - This was way worse.
　 　 没想到二婚的情形更可怕
　 　 - What can I say? I drive women crazy.
　 　 说什么好呢 我就是能让女人如痴如"狂"
　 　 - It's too soon, I guess.
　 　 可能有点太快了
　 　 - Everybody is going to be there, Mom!
　 　 妈 所有人都会去的
　 　 - I don't care.
　 　 我不管
　 　 - Your father and I are not about to let you
　 　 你爸爸和我都不会允许你
　 　 - drive two hours to go to a concert...
　 　 开两小时的车去看一个演唱会
　 　 - and then spend the night with a bunch of boys,
　 　 然后跟一帮男孩子混一晚上
　 　 - especially that 17-year-old hormone you're dating.
　 　 尤其是和你那个17岁的性冲动男友
　 　 - It's totally supervised.
　 　 全程都有人监护的
　 　 - Oh, really? By whom?
　 　 是吗 谁监护
　 　 - By Spencer Patine's uncle.
　 　 斯宾塞·潘丁的叔叔
　 　 - Who's Spencer Patine?
　 　 斯宾塞·潘丁是谁
　 　 - You know Spencer- the guy with the arm.
　 　 你认得斯宾塞的 就是手里带家伙的那个
　 　 - Wait. What kind of arm?
　 　 等会儿 抄什么"家伙"
　 　 - What is that even mean?
　 　 你说的"家伙"是什么意思啊
　 　 - His uncle is Uncle Toby.
　 　 他叔叔就是托比叔叔
　 　 - Oh, Uncle Toby. I'll be sure to include that in my Amber Alert.
　 　 托比叔叔啊 我会把他加入"安珀警报"名单的
　 　 - Oh, my God! - Okay. Can I step in here?
　 　 我的天啊 -我能插句话吗
　 　 - I think I can help.
　 　 我觉得我能帮上忙
　 　 - Haley, what your mom is worried about...
　 　 海莉 你妈妈担心的是
　 　 - is you getting your heart broken
　 　 你的心会被伤透
　 　 - when Dylan goes off to college next year.
　 　 因为迪兰明年就要上大学去了
　 　 - He's not going to college. - That's not what I'm
　 　 他不上大学 -我担心的不是...
　 　 - He's not going to college?
　 　 他不上大学
　 　 - He's in a band, okay? They're going on tour.
　 　 他是混乐队的好吧 他们要去巡演呢
　 　 - Oh, this just gets better and better.
　 　 事情发展的真是越来越"好"了
　 　 - Why are you always on me about everything?
　 　 为什么你们每件事都要替我做主
　 　 - Because you need to understand... - Okay. Everybody, calm down!
　 　 因为你必须明白 -好啦 大家冷静一下
　 　 - Let's start from the beginning.
　 　 我们从头来说一说
　 　 - What's wrong with Spencer's arm?
　 　 斯宾塞手里带什么家伙了
　 　 - Mom, I'm home!
　 　 妈 我回来了
　 　 - Ay, baby! Did you have fun at the slumber party?
　 　 宝贝 睡衣派对好玩吗
　 　 - You must be exhausted.
　 　 你肯定累坏了
　 　 - No, I'm not tired at all.
　 　 不 我一点儿也不累
　 　 - I was the first one to fall asleep.
　 　 我是第一个睡着的
　 　 - What's on your face?
　 　 你脸上是什么
　 　 - A smile from having such a good time with my friends.
　 　 是与朋友欢聚后的幸福笑容
　 　 - No. Come here.
　 　 不是的 过来
　 　 - Look.
　 　 看
　 　 - That's why they were laughing.
　 　 原来他们是笑这个啊
　 　 - I thought it was my funny take on current events.
　 　 我还以为是我对时事的评论很逗呢
　 　 - Why would they do something like that?
　 　 他们为什么要干这种事
　 　 - Don't worry about it.
　 　 没什么好担心的
　 　 - Guys pull pranks like that all the time.
　 　 小孩子们成天就搞这种恶作剧
　 　 - You just gotta prank 'em back.
　 　 你也捉弄他们一下呗
　 　 - You just gotta show 'em
　 　 要让他们知道
　 　 - you're willing to give as good as you get.
　 　 你是会以牙还牙的
　 　 - What do you think?
　 　 你想什么呢
　 　 - Revenge.
　 　 报仇
　 　 - I like it.
　 　 我还挺喜欢的
　 　 - Well, Mom, instead of dredging up the whole incident,
　 　 妈妈 也许我们不该旧事重提
　 　 - maybe we should just try and repress it,
　 　 就直接全部忘掉好了
　 　 - like a- like a normal family.
　 　 就像一般家庭那样
　 　 - I can't. I need closure.
　 　 我不行 我得来个了断
　 　 - I'm about to embark on a new journey.
　 　 我的人生即将开始新的旅程了
　 　 - I met a man.
　 　 我认识了个男人
　 　 - Really?
　 　 是吗
　 　 - His name is Chas,
　 　 他叫查斯
　 　 - and he's asked me to come live with him in his foreign land.
　 　 而且他让我搬到国外和他双宿双飞
　 　 - Wow. Where?
　 　 去哪儿呢
　 　 - Canada.
　 　 加拿大
　 　 - You're moving to-to Canada?
　 　 你要搬到加拿大去吗
　 　 - French Canada.
　 　 加拿大法语区
　 　 - That's wonderful.
　 　 真棒呀
　 　 - It is wonderful.
　 　 确实很棒
　 　 - It's just that when I think of all the awful things...
　 　 只是我一想到自己对歌洛莉亚和杰
　 　 - that I said to Gloria and Jay and you and Claire,
　 　 以及对你和克莱尔说过的那些恶言
　 　 - I feel such guilt.
　 　 我就有罪恶感
　 　 - Give it time, and see Banff.
　 　 往事随风去吧 班夫公园再见
　 　 - Cam, please.
　 　 小卡 别这样
　 　 - I just can't give myself to him sexually.
　 　 我就是没法对他以身相许
　 　 - Okay. Mom. - Did not see that coming.
　 　 别说这 妈 -没想到你突然说如此劲爆的
　 　 - Oh, oh. Don't get me wrong.
　 　 不不 别误会
　 　 - We satisfy each other down there
　 　 我们"下半身"非常性福
　 　 - Oh! Can't.. - Don't wanna
　 　 受不了了 -听不下去了
　 　 - That's why I need everyone's forgiveness.
　 　 所以我需要大家原谅我
　 　 - I need your help, Mitchell.
　 　 米奇尔 我需要你帮忙
　 　 - Did you hear that, Mitchell?
　 　 米奇尔 你听见了吗
　 　 - Your mom needs your help to make love to her new man, Chas.
　 　 你妈需要你的帮助 才能跟她的新男友查斯做爱
　 　 - That's not weird at all.
　 　 完全"不"奇怪啊
　 　 - Mom, I
　 　 妈 我...
　 　 - I'm just not really sure what you're asking me to do, Mom.
　 　 我不是很明白你到底想我做什么
　 　 - Well, everyone's mad at me.
　 　 大家都生我的气
　 　 - Maybe you could pave the way so that I can apologize.
　 　 或许你能帮我安排一下 我好道歉
　 　 - Well, um, you know,
　 　 这样啊
　 　 - we are actually all supposed to have Sunday dinner tonight,
　 　 其实我们今晚要搞周日聚餐
　 　 - so maybe I could go around and ask everyone
　 　 所以或许我可以问问大家
　 　 - if it's okay for you to join us.
　 　 看看你能不能也来
　 　 - Oh! I knew I could count on you.
　 　 我就知道你靠谱
　 　 - Oh, my beautiful boy. Mmm.
　 　 我的帅小伙儿
　 　 - I love you so much.
　 　 我爱死你了
　 　 - There's a fish in nature
　 　 世上有一种鱼
　 　 - that swims around with its babies in its mouth.
　 　 会一直把小鱼含在嘴里
　 　 - That fish would look at Mitchell's relationship with his mother...
　 　 要是这种鱼看见米奇尔和他母亲的关系
　 　 - and say, "that's messed up."
　 　 准会说 "乱得不堪入目啊"
　 　 - Boy
　 　 天啊
　 　 - Things with your mom got pretty intense down there, huh?
　 　 和你妈妈闹僵了对吧
　 　 - All like East Coast-West Coast. You feelin' me?
　 　 好比是水火不容 你明白我的意思吗
　 　 - Act like a parent, talk like a peer.
　 　 父亲般的威严 朋友般的关爱
　 　 - I call it "Peerenting."
　 　 我称之为"友父"
　 　 - I learned it from my own dad, who used to walk into my room...
　 　 我从我老爸那儿学来的 当年他走进我房里
　 　 - and say, "what's up, sweathog?"
　 　 他会说 "怎么了 小老弟"
　 　 - Honey, I would love to let you go to the concert.
　 　 宝贝 我很愿意让你去看演唱会
　 　 - Are you kidding me? I think concerts are rad.
　 　 开什么玩笑 演唱会多劲爆啊
　 　 - Hello? I was a Hall-Raiser.
　 　 我当年可是个"霍粉"呢
　 　 - A what?
　 　 什么
　 　 - I followed Hall & Oates around the country one summer.
　 　 有一年夏天我追着霍尔&奥兹走遍了全国
　 　 - "Rich Girl" Just spoke to me.
　 　 《千金小姐》唱出了我的心声
　 　 - I was dating this girl. Not- Not dating.
　 　 我当年正和一个千金小姐恋爱 也不算恋爱啦
　 　 - I guess I was following her too, kind of
　 　 我猜自己也只是在追着她而已
　 　 - Okay, Mom just doesn't trust me, and it's not fair.
　 　 妈妈就是不相信我 这不公平
　 　 - She trusts you. It's just that weird stuff happens at concerts.
　 　 她相信你 只是演唱会很容易就让人乱来
　 　 - Boys get urges. - Ew.
　 　 男生们会一柱擎天 -真恶心
　 　 - Dad, is there something you want?
　 　 爸 你进来有什么事吗
　 　 - Yes, there is- to connect with this girl right here.
　 　 有 就这个事 来跟你这妹子沟通
　 　 - Now, come on. Pretend I'm not your dad.
　 　 拜托 假装我不是你爸爸
　 　 - We're just a couple of friends kickin' it in a juice bar.
　 　 我们只是两个好朋友在果汁吧闲聊
　 　 - What's a juice bar?
　 　 果汁吧是什么东西
　 　 - Okay, a malt shop. Whatever.
　 　 好吧 那就茶餐厅吧 随便
　 　 - Dad, I don't... - No. Who's Dad?
　 　 爸 我不... -别 谁是你爸啊
　 　 - Who's Dad? I'm- I'm Marcus from Biology.
　 　 谁是你爸啊 我是生物系的马库斯
　 　 - Hey, Haley. How's it going with you and Dylan?
　 　 海莉你好 你和迪兰发展得如何啊
　 　 - Has he tried anything inappropriate with you?
　 　 他有没对你图谋不轨啊
　 　 - Girl.
　 　 妹子
　 　 - Hey.
　 　 喂
　 　 - What are you doing? - I don't know. Nothing.
　 　 在干嘛呢 -不知道 没啥
　 　 - Just talking to some dork I met in a malt shop.
　 　 在和茶餐厅里碰到的一个傻子聊天呢
　 　 - Hey, Mitchell. What's up?
　 　 你好 米奇尔 有事吗
　 　 - Hey! Just in the hood.
　 　 你好 恰好路过而已
　 　 - Do you- Do you remember how Mom gave up a career to raise us?
　 　 你记得当年妈妈放弃工作来照顾我们吗
　 　 - Promising career.
　 　 大有前途的工作呢
　 　 - Oh, God.
　 　 天呐
　 　 - Claire?
　 　 克莱尔
　 　 - Mom.
　 　 妈妈
　 　 - Why so long?
　 　 怎么这么长
　 　 - I know, I know. It's weird when we haven't talked for a while.
　 　 我知道 我知道这么长时间没说话很怪
　 　 - I mean your hair.
　 　 我是说你的头发长
　 　 - Well, if I can't tell you, who will?
　 　 要是我不指出你的形象问题 谁会啊
　 　 - So, Mom wants you to know
　 　 妈妈想你知道
　 　 - that she's very sorry about the incident,
　 　 她对那件事非常抱歉
　 　 - and-and she wants us to forgive her.
　 　 而且她希望我们能原谅她
　 　 - How very nice of her to say that through you.
　 　 通过你来道歉 她还真有诚意啊
　 　 - Do you see?
　 　 瞧见没
　 　 - The sarcasm is so hurtful, like a whip.
　 　 她的讽刺太伤人了 像抽了我一下
　 　 - You know how growing up,
　 　 你知道吧 在成长中
　 　 - we all have that voice inside our head...
　 　 我们脑子里总有一个声音
　 　 - that tells us we're not good enough?
　 　 时刻提醒我们自己的不足
　 　 - Well, mine was outside my head,
　 　 而提醒我的声音来自脑外
　 　 - driving me to school.
　 　 每天开车送我上学的时候
　 　 - Uh, so- so anyway,
　 　 总之嘛
　 　 - Mom really wants to smooth everything over with Dad and Gloria.
　 　 妈希望化解跟爸爸和歌洛莉亚的矛盾
　 　 - So I was thinking, uh, would it be okay
　 　 所以我在想 你看这样行不
　 　 - if she maybe joined us for dinner tonight?
　 　 她今晚和我们一起吃饭如何
　 　 - Because it may be the last time you ever see me.
　 　 因为这也许是你们最后一次见我了
　 　 - Well... - Okay. Wait, Mom.
　 　 这个嘛 -好吧 妈 等等
　 　 - What are you talking about?
　 　 你说什么啊
　 　 - Well, I'm- I'm moving...
　 　 我啊 我要去...
　 　 - to a far and dangerous place.
　 　 一个遥远危险的地方
　 　 - Canada. But, uh, she met a man named Chas.
　 　 加拿大 不过啊 她认识了个叫查斯的男人
　 　 - Yeah. - He's a logger.
　 　 是的 -他是个记录员
　 　 - Uh, like a lumberjack?
　 　 是个伐木工吗
　 　 - No, he logs blood samples into a cholesterol study.
　 　 不 他是给一个胆固醇研究记录血液样本的
　 　 - Anyway, until I'm past this whole wedding debacle,
　 　 反正 在我走出那次婚礼的阴影之前
　 　 - I can't be intimate with him.
　 　 我没法和他亲热
　 　 - We do things to each other.
　 　 我们互相取悦对方
　 　 - We use our hands. - Oh, my Lord.
　 　 是用手来做的 -老天啊
　 　 - Hey, Nanna.
　 　 你好 外婆
　 　 - Oh, my little comet!
　 　 我的小心肝
　 　 - Oh, look at you. You're all grown up.
　 　 看看你 都长成大人了
　 　 - Hmm. Tell Mom that.
　 　 这话你跟妈妈说吧
　 　 - She won't even let me go to a concert.
　 　 她甚至还不让我去看演唱会呢
　 　 - Overnight, with her boyfriend.
　 　 要跟男朋友过夜的好吧
　 　 - What are you laughing at?
　 　 你笑什么
　 　 - Oh, karma's a funny thing, that's all.
　 　 没啥 我在笑因果报应
　 　 - Remember Ricky? - Oh, God.
　 　 还记得瑞奇吗 -天呐
　 　 - Ooh. Who's Ricky?
　 　 谁是瑞奇
　 　 - No one.
　 　 谁也不是
　 　 - Ricky was your mother's boyfriend,
　 　 瑞奇是你妈妈当年的男朋友
　 　 - and he looked like Charles Manson.
　 　 他长得跟邪教杀人狂查尔斯·曼森一样
　 　 - And one night, she didn't come home until 4:00 in the morning.
　 　 有一晚 她直到凌晨4点才回家
　 　 - 4:00. Wow. Wow. Mom, what were you and Ricky doing?
　 　 4点啊 妈 你当年跟瑞奇干嘛呢
　 　 - Nothing. We were doing nothing,
　 　 没事 我们什么事也没干
　 　 - and he was a very sweet boy,
　 　 他是个很贴心的小伙儿
　 　 - which you might have known if you bothered to get to know him.
　 　 妈 你当年愿意了解一下的话 就会明白这点
　 　 - Dylan's a sweet boy.
　 　 迪兰也很贴心
　 　 - Dylan. Dylan isn't Ricky.
　 　 迪兰 迪兰怎能和瑞奇比
　 　 - Ricky- Ricky was a poet.
　 　 瑞奇是个诗人呢
　 　 - Dylan writes songs.
　 　 迪兰还是歌手呢
　 　 - Awesome songs.
　 　 歌写得可棒了
　 　 - And maybe you would know that
　 　 你也可能会明白这一点
　 　 - "If you bothered to get to know him."
　 　 前提是"你愿意了解一下的话"
　 　 - Okay, you know? First of all, I am not my mother.
　 　 好吧 首先 我不是我妈妈
　 　 - I don't judge people before I get a chance to know them.
　 　 在了解一个人之前 我不会先做出评判
　 　 - So you invite Dylan over to dinner tonight,
　 　 所以你请迪兰今晚来吃晚饭吧
　 　 - and if he's as sweet and as kind as you say he is,
　 　 如果他像你说的那样贴心善良
　 　 - then I have no problem considering letting you go to the concert,
　 　 那我就一百个放心地让你们去演唱会
　 　 - after I do a background check on Uncle Toby.
　 　 不过我还得查查托比叔叔的底细
　 　 - Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Mom.
　 　 谢谢 谢谢 谢谢妈妈
　 　 - I'm gonna go call him!
　 　 我这就给他打电话
　 　 - That's very revealing.
　 　 真是心胸"开阔"教女有方啊
　 　 - That's my parenting style.
　 　 这就是我为人之母的风格
　 　 - No, I meant your blouse. - Mom!
　 　 不 我是说你胸部外露了 -妈
　 　 - Claire, wait. Come...
　 　 克莱尔 等等
　 　 - Not making this easy.
　 　 您这是帮倒忙呢
　 　 - Claire, come on. Stop, stop, stop.
　 　 克莱尔拜托 别这样 别这样
　 　 - Just let her come to dinner, apologize to Dad and Gloria,
　 　 就让她来吃晚饭吧 向爸爸和歌洛莉亚道歉
　 　 - and she and Chas can live happily ever after.
　 　 之后她就能和查斯幸福到永远了
　 　 - In Canada. - In Canada.
　 　 在加拿大 -在加拿大
　 　 - Wait. Why don't you make her fix this,
　 　 等会 你为啥不让她自己解决呢
　 　 - instead of you doing it as usual?
　 　 她每次都找你帮忙
　 　 - Whoa. What's that supposed to mean?
　 　 你这话什么意思
　 　 - Mom makes a mess, and there's Mitchell to clean it up.
　 　 每次老妈一闯祸 就让米奇尔来收拾残局
　 　 - That is so not true.
　 　 绝对不是这样的
　 　 - If anything,
　 　 真要细究
　 　 - you're the one with the screwed-up relationship with Mommy
　 　 其实是因为你跟妈咪的关系太僵了
　 　 - With Mom. - Wow.
　 　 跟妈妈 -哇塞
　 　 - "Mommy"! - No, I didn't say it
　 　 "妈咪" -没 我没这么叫
　 　 - Damn it. - Ooh. Fine. Fine.
　 　 我擦 -好吧好吧
　 　 - She can come, but she's gotta clear it with Daddy. - "Daddy"?
　 　 让她来吧 但她得亲自跟爹地说 -"爹地"
　 　 - I did not say "Daddy." - You said "Daddy."
　 　 我没叫"爹地" -你叫了"爹地"
　 　 - Hey, Dad.
　 　 嗨 老爸
　 　 - Mitchell, what are you doing here?
　 　 米奇尔 你来这儿干嘛
　 　 - Uh, I'm sorry to bother you.
　 　 抱歉打扰你了
　 　 - Can I talk to you and Gloria for a second?
　 　 我能跟你和歌洛莉亚说几句吗
　 　 - She's out dealing with a Manny situation.
　 　 她出去解决曼尼的事儿了
　 　 - He set a kid's bike on fire.
　 　 他把一个小孩的单车给烧了
　 　 - Why?
　 　 为什么
　 　 - Oh, I might have told him to get even with some kids,
　 　 我叫他去报复别的孩子
　 　 - and he went all Rambo with it.
　 　 结果他就做了回"铁血真汉子"
　 　 - Not my best parenting moment.
　 　 是我这个当爹的教育失误
　 　 - Not your worst.
　 　 也不是最糟的一回啦
　 　 - What's up?
　 　 什么事啊
　 　 - Uh, well, you know, uh, Mom's in town. - Your mom?
　 　 那个 妈妈回来了 -你妈妈?
　 　 - No, your mom. She's back from the grave.
　 　 不 是你妈妈 她从坟墓里爬出来了
　 　 - Yes. Yes, my mom, Dad.
　 　 当然是我妈啦 老爸
　 　 - My mom would be less scary.
　 　 我妈诈尸也没她可怕
　 　 - Listen, she's a wreck about what happened at the wedding,
　 　 听着 是她毁了那次婚礼
　 　 - and she wants to come to dinner tonight to apologize to everyone.
　 　 所以她想今晚一起去吃饭 向大家道歉
　 　 - Still her little errand boy, I see.
　 　 你还是她的狗腿子啊
　 　 - No- Why does everybody keep saying- No.
　 　 不 为什么大家都这么说啊 才不是
　 　 - I- I'm just trying to piece this family back together.
　 　 我只是想让这个家重归于好
　 　 - So, you'll talk to Gloria about Mom coming to dinner?
　 　 那你会跟歌洛莉亚说 妈要一起去吃晚饭吗
　 　 - Oh, Gloria would never go for that in a million years.
　 　 歌洛莉亚打死都不会同意的
　 　 - She's still furious with your mother,
　 　 她还在生你妈妈的气
　 　 - which is why I'm not talking to you.
　 　 所以我没有在和你谈话
　 　 - What did I do?
　 　 我怎么得罪你了
　 　 - This conversation never took place.
　 　 这次谈话压根就不存在
　 　 - That's not very nice.
　 　 你可有点不近人情啊
　 　 - I drove all the way here.
　 　 我大老远跑来的
　 　 - No, you didn't. You were never here.
　 　 不 你从来就没来过
　 　 - You never even called.
　 　 你连电话都没打过
　 　 - I would've called,
　 　 我本来是要打的
　 　 - but I thought it would be better
　 　 但我觉得面谈比较好
　 　 - What's happening here?
　 　 这是怎么一回事啊
　 　 - Listen, I would love to get this thing behind us,
　 　 听着 我也想给这事来个了断
　 　 - but Gloria would never forgive me
　 　 但如果我瞒着歌洛莉亚请你妈来的话
　 　 - if I pulled a fast one on her.
　 　 她是绝不会原谅我的
　 　 - That's why you're going to pull a fast one on her,
　 　 所以 要由你瞒着她去请你妈来
　 　 - and I'm not going to like it one bit.
　 　 而我则假装对此极力反对
　 　 - Okay, that's just great.
　 　 好吧 这太好了
　 　 - No, that's great. So, it's all up to me.
　 　 没事 好极了 看来又是我背黑锅了
　 　 - I can't hear you because you're back home, and I'm taking a nap.
　 　 我听不见你 因为你在家里 而我在打瞌睡
　 　 - D-Money! There he is. - Hey.
　 　 小迪迪 你可算来啦 -你好
　 　 - Come on in. - Hey.
　 　 快进来 -你好
　 　 - Hi. - How you doing?
　 　 你好 -你好吗
　 　 - Good.
　 　 我很好
　 　 - Um- Uh, hey, everybody.
　 　 喂 各位
　 　 - This is Dylan. - Hey.
　 　 这位是迪兰 -你们好
　 　 - Hi, Dylan. - Hey.
　 　 你好迪兰 -你好
　 　 - He has a very gentle soul.
　 　 这孩子心地非常善良
　 　 - You got that from "Hey"?
　 　 一句"你好"你就看出来了
　 　 - So, Dylan, see you brought the ax.
　 　 迪兰 我看你带了乐器啊
　 　 - Yeah, yeah. I just came from practice. - Sweet.
　 　 是啊 我刚排练回来 -真棒
　 　 - Miss those days.
　 　 真怀念当年
　 　 - Oh, you were in a band?
　 　 你以前也在乐队混吗
　 　 - Could have been, but in high school
　 　 本来可以的 但是在高中时
　 　 - I was really all about my magic, so
　 　 一心痴迷于魔术 所以嘛
　 　 - Oh, my God. Over.
　 　 老天啊 别吹了
　 　 - Oh, that's gonna be Dad and Gloria.
　 　 肯定是爸爸和歌洛莉亚来了
　 　 - Oh, Mitchell.
　 　 米奇
　 　 - I know it's silly, but...
　 　 我知道这很傻 但我...
　 　 - I'm a little nervous.
　 　 我真有点儿紧张了
　 　 - Oh. That's not silly. You should be.
　 　 那可不傻 紧张是正常的
　 　 - Hola. Hola. - How are you?
　 　 好呀 -你好
　 　 - Manny? - Phil.
　 　 曼尼 -菲尔
　 　 - Nice mustache. - Thank you.
　 　 胡子真帅 -谢谢
　 　 - Don't make fun. He may burn your house down.
　 　 别逗他 小心他把你家给烧了
　 　 - Oh, boy.
　 　 老天
　 　 - Dede.
　 　 迪迪
　 　 - Hi, Jay, Gloria.
　 　 杰 歌洛莉亚 你们好
　 　 - What is she doing here?
　 　 她在这儿干嘛
　 　 - What does she mean, "What is she doing here?"
　 　 她那话什么意思 她不知道我要来吗
　 　 - Mitchell told you I'd be here. - Lies!
　 　 米奇尔跟你说了我会来 -瞎说
　 　 - I couldn't tell her, because she wouldn't come.
　 　 我不能跟她说 否则她就不来了
　 　 - Gloria, uh, my mom wants to apologize for everything.
　 　 歌洛莉亚 我妈妈想为之前的事道歉
　 　 - So you just spring it on Gloria like this?
　 　 所以你就给歌洛莉亚来个突然袭击吗
　 　 - Mitchell, what the hell is wrong with you?
　 　 米奇尔 你有病是吧
　 　 - I don't want her apologies.
　 　 我不想听她道歉
　 　 - Who could blame you, honey?
　 　 宝贝 不能怪你
　 　 - Which is why this is a terrible idea by you!
　 　 所以都怪你出的馊主意
　 　 - Jay. Manny. Let's go.
　 　 杰 曼尼 我们走
　 　 - Oh, wait, wait, Gloria.
　 　 歌洛莉亚 等等
　 　 - I- I just want to tell you
　 　 我只是想告诉你
　 　 - how sorry I am for ruining your wedding.
　 　 我对大闹婚礼的事非常抱歉
　 　 - I was struggling with being alone.
　 　 我那时孤独一人 日子很不爽
　 　 - Meanwhile, Jay moves on so easily,
　 　 同时 杰那么快就有了新恋情
　 　 - and-and not with just anyone
　 　 而且他找的不是一般的女人
　 　 - with a...
　 　 而是一位
　 　 - young...
　 　 年轻的
　 　 - and smart and beautiful woman.
　 　 聪明 而且美丽的女人
　 　 - I don't expect you to forgive me.
　 　 我并不指望你原谅我
　 　 - If I were you, I'd want to punch me right in the mouth.
　 　 如果我是你 我只想抽我自己丫的
　 　 - I think we've had enough revenge in this family for one day.
　 　 我觉得我们家今天报仇也报够了
　 　 - Ah. Okay. Y- You see?
　 　 真好啊 你们看
　 　 - Yeah, we're all gonna move past this, and because of me,
　 　 我们家即将翻开新的一页 多亏了我
　 　 - who's not a mama's boy, but is
　 　 我可不是妈妈的小乖乖
　 　 - a caring person with wisdom and emotional insight.
　 　 而是个通情达理 善于察言观色的智者
　 　 - So make a note, bitches.
　 　 都给我记着吧 衰货们
　 　 - It's not a good color on you.
　 　 你真心不适合王婆自夸
　 　 - I forgive you.
　 　 我原谅你
　 　 - I am not prepared for this.
　 　 我没料到会这样
　 　 - I just
　 　 我只是
　 　 - I- I wanna
　 　 我想
　 　 - rip your head off! - What?
　 　 扭断你的脖子 -什么
　 　 - What are you doing?
　 　 搞毛啊
　 　 - You ruined my wedding! - Oh, no!
　 　 你毁了我的婚礼 -不
　 　 - Oh! I got Gloria!
　 　 我按住歌洛莉亚了
　 　 - I got Gloria! - Mom, come on.
　 　 我按住歌洛莉亚了 -妈 别这样
　 　 - Unbend your legs.
　 　 腿别乱蹬
　 　 - I got Gloria.
　 　 我按住歌洛莉亚了
　 　 - Stand up like a big girl. Come on.
　 　 站好 都是大人了 别闹了
　 　 - All right. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it, the two of you.
　 　 好了 别闹了 别闹了 都别闹了
　 　 - I am so sorry about this. - No, it's cool. It's cool.
　 　 让你见笑了 很抱歉 -没事没事
　 　 - This is ridiculous. Gloria didn't steal me,
　 　 真是太荒唐了 歌洛莉亚不是小三
　 　 - Dede, and you know it.
　 　 迪迪 你是知道的
　 　 - We grew apart for years,
　 　 我们夫妻不和已经多年
　 　 - and you left to find yourself, remember?
　 　 你离开家去寻找自我 记得吗
　 　 - I thought I could handle this.
　 　 我还以为自己能处理好
　 　 - I'm so sorry.
　 　 我很抱歉
　 　 - You don't say sorry anymore!
　 　 谁要听你丫说抱歉
　 　 - That word means nothing in your mouth! - I got Gloria.
　 　 你的抱歉都是放屁 -我拉住歌洛莉亚了
　 　 - I don't know what just happened.
　 　 我都不知道出什么事了
　 　 - I do.
　 　 我知道
　 　 - I mean, it seems pretty simple to me.
　 　 我是说 在我看来这事很简单
　 　 - You're reaching out, trying to hold on to something awesome.
　 　 你们都极力想护住些美好的东西
　 　 - Um, maybe- maybe you shouldn't...
　 　 这个 或许你不该...
　 　 - Look, look, look. I'm not used to this
　 　 没事没事 我不习惯这样
　 　 - the whole big family thing.
　 　 这种大家族的家事儿
　 　 - In my house, we don't even talk to each other.
　 　 在我家 我们甚至互相不说话
　 　 - You know, it's funny- the first time I saw Haley,
　 　 有趣的是 当我第一眼见到海莉
　 　 - I knew I liked her.
　 　 我就知道我喜欢她
　 　 - I mean, she's beautiful and everything,
　 　 她很美丽动人
　 　 - but it's-it's not just that.
　 　 但不只如此
　 　 - It's that she's got this killer confidence
　 　 她还有一种令人折服的自信
　 　 - you know, the kind of confidence
　 　 那种 那种自信
　 　 - that you get from having a family like this...
　 　 来自于像你们这样的大家庭
　 　 - that's passionate...
　 　 这种充满激情
　 　 - and accepting of hot foreigners...
　 　 对异国美女的包容
　 　 - and gay dudes and nutty people.
　 　 对基佬和疯婆子的包容
　 　 - You know,
　 　 就是
　 　 - a family that actually loves each other.
　 　 真正相亲相爱的家庭
　 　 - I can't believe I'm gonna say this,
　 　 我无法相信自己会说出这话
　 　 - but maybe we should let her go with him.
　 　 但也许我们应该让她跟他去
　 　 - He's perfect.
　 　 他真是个好小伙
　 　 - Everybody, Haley says that Dylan is a musician,
　 　 各位 海莉说迪兰是个音乐家
　 　 - and he writes some great songs.
　 　 而且他写歌写得非常好
　 　 - Yeah. - Play something, bro.
　 　 是啊 -老弟 来演奏一曲吧
　 　 - Well, I guess so, if you want me to.
　 　 好吧 你们真想听的话当然可以
　 　 - We could all use a nice tune right now.
　 　 给大家来一首好歌吧
　 　 - This is, uh, actually a song I wrote for Haley.
　 　 这首歌嘛 其实是我写给海莉的
　 　 - It's called "In the Moonlight."
　 　 歌名叫《月下》
　 　 - Lovely title, Dylan. - Thanks.
　 　 歌名真有爱 -谢谢
　 　 - *The stars are falling from the sky*
　 　 *星星从天边划过*
　 　 - *And you're the reason why*
　 　 *它们都是被你吸引而坠落*
　 　 - *The moon is shining on your face*
　 　 *月光洒在你脸庞*
　 　 - *Cause it finally feels*
　 　 *因为它终于感到*
　 　 - *It's found its place*
　 　 *它找到了归属*
　 　 - *Cause baby, baby*
　 　 *因为宝贝 宝贝*
　 　 - *I just wanna do you do you*
　 　 *我就是想要干你 干你*
　 　 - *Do you wanna do me, do me*
　 　 *你想不想干我 干我*
　 　 - *Underneath the moonlight the moonlight*
　 　 *就在这月下 月下*
　 　 - *Baby, baby*
　 　 *宝贝 宝贝*
　 　 - *Maybe I will steal you Uh, steal you*
　 　 *也许我会偷你 偷你*
　 　 - *Just so I can feel you feel you*
　 　 *这样我就能摸你 摸你*
　 　 - *Maybe that would heal you heal you*
　 　 *也许这能安抚你 安抚你*
　 　 - *On the inside*
　 　 *从你身体里*
　 　 - She's so not going.
　 　 她不能跟他去
　 　 - Not a chance in hell.
　 　 打死也不准去
　 　 - *They don't seem to mind*
　 　 *它们似乎不在乎*
　 　 - *The moon is shining on your fa-a-ace*
　 　 *月光洒在你脸庞*
　 　 - *And it finally feels it's*
　 　 *而它终于感到*
　 　 - *Found its place 'cause*
　 　 *找到了它的归属*
　 　 - *Baby, baby*
　 　 *宝贝 宝贝*
　 　 - *I just wanna do you, do you*
　 　 *我就是想要干你 干你*
　 　 - *Baby, you can do me, do me*
　 　 *宝贝 你也可以干我 干我*
　 　 - *And I will do you, do you*
　 　 *而我则会干你 干你*
　 　 - *Maybe it would heal you heal you*
　 　 *也许这能安抚你 安抚你*
　 　 - *From the inside*
　 　 *从你身体里*
　 　 - *- From the inside - From the inside*
　 　 *-从你身体里 -从你身体里*
　 　 - *- From the inside - Inside*
　 　 *-从你身体里 -身体里*
　 　 - Never good at harmonizing.
　 　 我总是唱不好和声
　 　 - That was good.
　 　 唱得挺好的
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　 　 - Let's go, buddy. Schooltime.
　 　 走吧 伙计 该上学了
　 　 - Oh, and Gloria, if you want to get together with the girls later,
　 　 歌洛莉亚 如果你待会和你闺蜜有约
　 　 - I could just, you know, watch the football game or something.
　 　 我可以自己看看橄榄球赛什么的
　 　 - That means he wants to watch a football game.
　 　 其实他就是想看橄榄球赛
　 　 - I'm not talking to you.
　 　 我不是和你说话
　 　 - What are you drinking coffee for anyway?
　 　 你为什么要喝咖啡
　 　 - It's my culture. I'm Colombian.
　 　 这是我的文化习俗 我是哥伦比亚人
　 　 - Oh, yeah? What part of Colombia
　 　 是吗 这些法式吐司
　 　 - are those French toaster sticks from?
　 　 也是哥伦比亚的吗
　 　 - Babe, I'm not sure about the game.
　 　 亲爱的 我不太确定你今天能看比赛
　 　 - The whole family's coming over for the barbecue.
　 　 因为全家人都要过来烧烤
　 　 - That's today? - See.
　 　 是今天吗 -没错
　 　 - It's the Ohio State game.
　 　 今天可是俄亥俄州赛
　 　 - So? Everybody can watch.
　 　 那又怎样 每个人都能看
　 　 - I don't like watching the game with people who don't know the game.
　 　 我不喜欢和不懂球的人一起看比赛
　 　 - People talk.
　 　 七嘴八舌乱指点
　 　 - You talk at my football games.
　 　 你也会乱指点我的橄榄球比赛
　 　 - For one thing, it's called soccer.
　 　 首先 你那个是足球
　 　 - Your team scored two goals all season.
　 　 而且你们队整个赛季只得了两分
　 　 - I'm not taking a big risk.
　 　 我随便说也不会冒风险
　 　 - How much of this did you drink?
　 　 你到底喝了多少啊
　 　 - Give me a break. I have to climb a rope today.
　 　 饶了我吧 我今天得去攀绳呢
　 　 - Hey, Mom. - Yeah?
　 　 妈妈 -怎么了
　 　 - Can I have $40 for lunch?
　 　 能给我40块钱吃午饭吗
　 　 - Forty dollars?
　 　 40块
　 　 - I also need a book for school. - What book?
　 　 学校还让我们买本书 -什么书
　 　 - I want a dress.
　 　 我想买条裙子
　 　 - Do you have any idea what a bad liar you are?
　 　 你知道你撒谎撒得多失败吗
　 　 - I'd be more worried that
　 　 我更担心的是
　 　 - she couldn't come up with a single book title.
　 　 她连一本书的名字都想不出来
　 　 - Luke, come on. We're late.
　 　 卢克 快点 我们要迟到了
　 　 - Mmm, there's a first- inside out and backwards.
　 　 这是第一次里外前后全都穿反了
　 　 - At least it isn't zipped into his...
　 　 至少他没把衣服塞进...
　 　 - Oh. There it is.
　 　 好吧 真塞进去了
　 　 - Well, there's book smart, and then there's street smart.
　 　 有人是"读书大智慧" 也有人是"市井小聪明"
　 　 - Yeah, and then there's Luke.
　 　 没错 卢克属于第三类怪胎
　 　 - Oh, he's just... He's just curious. That's all.
　 　 他只是 他只是好奇心重 仅此而已
　 　 - He's got this almost scientific mind...
　 　 他有着科学家的头脑
　 　 - with a thirst for knowledge.
　 　 以及对知识的渴望
　 　 - He's like this little Einstein.
　 　 他像小爱因斯坦一样
　 　 - Some people ask, "Why?"
　 　 有些人会问"为什么"
　 　 - Luke asks, "Why not?"
　 　 但卢克会问"为什么不呢"
　 　 - I ask "Why?" a lot.
　 　 我经常问"为什么"
　 　 - We're at the ten. We're at the five.
　 　 我们在十码区 现在是五码区
　 　 - We're at the one. Daddy, we're scoring a touchdown!
　 　 到达一码 爸爸 我们触地得分啦
　 　 - No, please... please don't spike our baby.
　 　 别 小心别弄伤孩子了
　 　 - Why is she dressed like the Hamburglar?
　 　 为什么她穿得像汉堡神偷公仔
　 　 - She's a referee.
　 　 她是裁判
　 　 - Do... Do we even have to go to my dad's tonight?
　 　 我们今晚一定要去我爸那里吗
　 　 - Are you kidding me? We're playing Ohio State.
　 　 你在开玩笑吗 今晚是俄亥俄州赛
　 　 - I collect antique fountain pens.
　 　 我收集古董钢笔
　 　 - I'm quite adept at Japanese flower arrangement
　 　 我很擅长日式插花技术
　 　 - ikebana
　 　 "花道"
　 　 - and I was a starting offensive lineman at the University of Illinois.
　 　 而且我曾是伊利诺伊大学的首发进攻内锋
　 　 - Surprise.
　 　 惊讶吧
　 　 - I don't like football. - You know what?
　 　 我不喜欢橄榄球 -你知道吗
　 　 - I thought part of being in a relationship...
　 　 我认为维持恋情的一方面
　 　 - was pretending to enjoy your partner's interests.
　 　 就是要爱屋及乌
　 　 - Do you think I really loved home pickle-making?
　 　 你以为我真的喜欢做腌菜吗
　 　 - Yeah, 'cause you did.
　 　 是的 因为你确实喜欢
　 　 - For a week,
　 　 就喜欢一周
　 　 - until we became the weird guys who gave everybody pickles.
　 　 到后来别人都以为我们是到处送腌菜的怪胎
　 　 - Oh, thank you, Marvin, for inviting us into your lovely home.
　 　 马文 谢谢邀请我们到你温馨的家来
　 　 - Here. Would you care for a sack of pickles?
　 　 给你 请收下这包腌菜
　 　 - It was charming.
　 　 你真可爱
　 　 - We were picklers, Mitchell.
　 　 我们是腌菜工 米奇尔
　 　 - Okay, you know what? Fine.
　 　 好吧 那就算了
　 　 - Stay home with your little jagged scissors.
　 　 和你的小剪刀待在家里吧
　 　 - Maybe catch up on your scrapbooking.
　 　 你可以继续弄你的剪贴簿
　 　 - Come... You loved scrapbooking.
　 　 拜托 你也喜欢剪贴簿啊
　 　 - Did I, Mitchell? Did I?
　 　 我有吗 米奇尔 我有吗
　 　 - Stop. Don't do the "Double question to prove a point" thing.
　 　 够了 别以为搞个双重反问就是真的了
　 　 - I hate it when people do that.
　 　 我讨厌别人那么做
　 　 - Do you, Mitchell? Do you?
　 　 是吗 米奇尔 是吗
　 　 - Stop, Lily.
　 　 别闹了 莉莉
　 　 - No problem. We'll be right down. Thanks.
　 　 没问题 我们马上过来 谢谢
　 　 - Hey, honey. What's up?
　 　 亲爱的 怎么了
　 　 - The school just called. Luke got in a fight.
　 　 学校刚刚来电话了 卢克打架了
　 　 - Oh, geez. Is he okay?
　 　 天呐 他还好吗
　 　 - Yeah, he's fine, but they want us to come down there.
　 　 他没事 但老师想要我们去一趟
　 　 - Where are you? - I'm showing a house.
　 　 你在哪里 -我在带人看房子
　 　 - What house?
　 　 什么房子
　 　 - I'm golfing.
　 　 我在打高尔夫球
　 　 - I bet it was that Durkas kid.
　 　 我猜是那个叫德卡斯的小孩
　 　 - I hate that kid.
　 　 我讨厌那个小孩
　 　 - He probably jumped on Luke
　 　 也许是他突然挑衅卢克
　 　 - and Luke just fought back.
　 　 而卢克只是反抗而已
　 　 - Kid's a menace. - He made fun of my hair once.
　 　 那小孩真讨厌 -他曾经取笑我的头发
　 　 - Shh. The parents are probably in there.
　 　 嘘 他的家长可能在里面
　 　 - I slept on it funny.
　 　 我只是睡觉把头发睡乱了
　 　 - Like that never happened to him?
　 　 就好像他没有过一样
　 　 - Come on.
　 　 走吧
　 　 - What are you doing here?
　 　 你们在这里干嘛
　 　 - These two knuckleheads were fighting each other.
　 　 这两个笨蛋在一起打架
　 　 - What? - Could've been worse.
　 　 什么 -幸好是你啊
　 　 - I was not ready to face Durkas today.
　 　 我还没准备好今天面对德卡斯
　 　 - So what happened?
　 　 发生什么事了
　 　 - Well, apparently there was some name-calling
　 　 很明显 在操场上发生了骂人
　 　 - and shoving on the playground.
　 　 和斗殴的事情
　 　 - By the time a teacher separated them,
　 　 老师把他们分开的时候
　 　 - Luke was sitting on Manny's chest.
　 　 卢克正坐在曼尼的胸上
　 　 - Luke, that's not like you. - Wait a minute.
　 　 卢克 那可不像你啊 -等等
　 　 - You're Luke's father? - Grandfather.
　 　 你是卢克的爸爸吗 -外公
　 　 - So Manny's father is... - Javier.
　 　 那么曼尼的爸爸是 -哈维尔
　 　 - Crazy guy. That's where he gets his fire.
　 　 一个疯子 就是从他身上遗传到的暴脾气
　 　 - Okay, you're... - He's our son.
　 　 好吧 你是 -他是我们的儿子
　 　 - And my grandson. - I'm his daughter.
　 　 我的外孙 -我是他女儿
　 　 - So you're... - His uncle.
　 　 那么你是 -他小舅舅
　 　 - Stop saying that or I'll sit on your chest again.
　 　 你要再敢这么说 我还会坐到你的胸上
　 　 - Ho! Wait a second. Is that what this was all about?
　 　 等一下 打架就是因为这个吗
　 　 - He keeps calling me his nephew.
　 　 他一直说我是他的外甥
　 　 - You are my nephew.
　 　 你就是我的外甥
　 　 - Shut up! - Okay, okay.
　 　 闭嘴 -好了 好了
　 　 - I'm getting the sense that you're all related, uh, somehow.
　 　 我明白了 你们似乎是一家人
　 　 - So it's probably best if you work this out at home...
　 　 所以 也许你们最好能回家自己解决
　 　 - so the boys can go back to class, okay?
　 　 这样孩子们就能回去上课了 好吗
　 　 - But we're not happy about this, boys.
　 　 但是我们很生气你们这样 小伙子们
　 　 - This is not how mature young men behave.
　 　 这不是成熟的年轻小伙的行为
　 　 - Here's your note for Miss Passwater.
　 　 把这便条给"帕斯沃"老师
　 　 - Look, I wouldn't worry. They're good kids.
　 　 我并不担心 他们都是好孩子
　 　 - It's just tough when one kid's a little different.
　 　 只是当某个孩子比较怪异时 会有点难处理
　 　 - Yes. - Yes.
　 　 是的 -是的
　 　 - You heard how she said that, right?
　 　 你听到她那么说了 对吗
　 　 - "Yes."
　 　 "是的"
　 　 - She thought Luke was the weird one. Luke.
　 　 她觉得卢克是怪异的那个 卢克
　 　 - Her kid gets his head stuck in the furniture,
　 　 她家孩子把自己的头卡在家具里
　 　 - and Manny is the different one.
　 　 还好意思说曼尼怪异
　 　 - I will tell you what's weird.
　 　 我来告诉你什么怪异
　 　 - Our son is not weird.
　 　 我们的孩子并不怪异
　 　 - What's weird is that her kid wears aftershave
　 　 怪异的是她的孩子抹须后水
　 　 - and dresses like a count.
　 　 而且打扮得像个伯爵
　 　 - I think we should cancel with them for the barbecue.
　 　 我想我们别请他们过来烧烤了
　 　 - If we cancel, it'll just make this a bigger deal than it is.
　 　 如果我们不去 只会把问题越闹越大
　 　 - It'll be good for Luke and Manny to spend some time.
　 　 让卢克和曼尼多相处一下对他们两个都好
　 　 - Might be good for you and Gloria too. - Why?
　 　 也许对你和歌洛莉亚也好 -为什么
　 　 - She's always had a problem with me.
　 　 她一直对我有意见
　 　 - I think I'm gonna find out what it is.
　 　 我觉得我该找出是什么问题
　 　 - That's the worst thing you could do.
　 　 那是你最不该做的
　 　 - Just sweep it under the rug.
　 　 就当没发生过 忍忍就过去了
　 　 - I'm not a sweeper. - Trust me on this.
　 　 我可不是个"忍者" -听我的没错
　 　 - I think you two need to talk it out.
　 　 我觉得你们俩得谈谈这件事
　 　 - I don't have anything to say to her.
　 　 我跟她没什么好说的
　 　 - She's the one with the problem, not me.
　 　 她才是有问题的那个 不是我
　 　 - Whose side are you on?
　 　 你到底向着谁
　 　 - She's my daughter. You're my wife.
　 　 她是我的女儿 你是我的妻子
　 　 - Let's remember what's important here.
　 　 让我们先理清重点
　 　 - There's a football game on.
　 　 橄榄球赛马上就开始了
　 　 - I just hate it when my two girls aren't getting along.
　 　 我只是不想我的两个女孩相处得不好
　 　 - How exactly is she your girl?
　 　 她怎么成你的女孩了
　 　 - I got a few things for the party.
　 　 我为聚会准备了一点东西
　 　 - Is Lily ready to go?
　 　 莉莉准备好要走了吗
　 　 - Oh, yeah, yeah. She's ready.
　 　 是的 她准备好了
　 　 - What's wrong?
　 　 怎么了
　 　 - I'm just really worried about C.J. Hightower.
　 　 我真的很担心C·J·海托
　 　 - With the bad ankle,
　 　 他脚踝受伤了
　 　 - I don't know how he's gonna run his corner routes.
　 　 我不知道他要怎么跑完三角线路
　 　 - What did my boyfriend just say?
　 　 我男友刚刚说了什么呀
　 　 - Listen, I heard what you said, and I thought, yes,
　 　 我听了你之前说的 我同意你的话
　 　 - I should try to learn more about football.
　 　 我应该多了解一下橄榄球
　 　 - That is very mature of you.
　 　 你这么做真是成熟了
　 　 - I figure, if football fans can learn it,
　 　 我觉得 橄榄球迷都能学会
　 　 - how hard can it be?
　 　 那能有多难呢
　 　 - That's very elitist of you.
　 　 就你最聪明
　 　 - I'm taking baby steps here, all right?
　 　 我才刚刚起步 好不
　 　 - I'm actually- I'm really looking forward to it.
　 　 其实 我真的很期待
　 　 - 'Cause it's not just the game.
　 　 因为这不仅仅是比赛
　 　 - It's-It's the bands and the drama, the pageantry.
　 　 而且现场彩旗招展 锣鼓喧天
　 　 - Don't forget about the team mascots.
　 　 别忘了还有球队的吉祥物
　 　 - They wear ascots?
　 　 他们戴"宽领带"吗
　 　 - No. Mascots. With an "M."
　 　 不是 是"吉祥物" 有个"M"开头
　 　 - That could have been very embarrassing.
　 　 要是在外人面前你就丢脸了
　 　 - Okay.
　 　 好吧
　 　 - Am I straight?
　 　 直吗
　 　 - I'm not sure what you are right now.
　 　 我也不知道你是直男还是什么
　 　 - How ya doin'?
　 　 你们好吗
　 　 - Hey, Gramps. - Hi, beautiful.
　 　 外公好 -小美女好
　 　 - Hi, Phil. Good to see ya.
　 　 你好 菲尔 见到你真好
　 　 - Let me guess. Game's on?
　 　 让我猜猜 比赛开始了吗
　 　 - Just started.
　 　 刚开始
　 　 - Hey. For you.
　 　 送给你的
　 　 - It's nice to see you, Gloria.
　 　 很高兴见到你 歌洛莉亚
　 　 - Ah! Two times today.
　 　 今天两次哦
　 　 - Okay, well... - Uh, Phil?
　 　 抱两次好啊 -菲尔
　 　 - She means we've seen them two times today.
　 　 她的意思是我们今天见了两次
　 　 - Okay, everybody, the food's in there. The drinks are in there.
　 　 大家听着 吃的在那边 喝的在那边
　 　 - I'll be in here. - Hold on, Jay.
　 　 我进屋去了 -等等 杰
　 　 - I think we should address the elephant in the room.
　 　 我觉得我们不该忽视明显存在的一个问题
　 　 - Uh, Luke, Manny. Bring it in.
　 　 卢克 曼尼 都过来
　 　 - Come on. Huddle up.
　 　 快点 聚在一起
　 　 - Football.
　 　 像打橄榄球一样
　 　 - Now in light of what happened at school today,
　 　 鉴于今天在学校里发生的事情
　 　 - do you have any feelings you'd like to express?
　 　 你们有什么想说的吗
　 　 - I think this is the proper forum...
　 　 我觉得现在是个合适的表达机会
　 　 - For god's sakes. All right, both of you.
　 　 老天啊 得了吧 你们两个
　 　 - Now, in this family, do we kick and punch each other,
　 　 在这个家里 我们是欺负彼此
　 　 - or do we love each other?
　 　 还是关爱彼此
　 　 - Love each other. That's right.
　 　 关爱彼此 这就对了
　 　 - I'II be in the den.
　 　 我进屋去了
　 　 - So, I brought dessert.
　 　 我带了些甜点
　 　 - Okay. Thank you.
　 　 好的 谢谢你
　 　 - I make pie too.
　 　 我也做了派
　 　 - You can never have too many pies, right?
　 　 派再多也不嫌多 对吧
　 　 - Okay, whoa. Whoa.
　 　 行了
　 　 - Everybody take a deep breath.
　 　 大家深呼吸
　 　 - Let's think about getting real.
　 　 我们面对现实吧
　 　 - Phil, no.
　 　 菲尔 别这样
　 　 - Why "Phil, no"?
　 　 为什么说"菲尔 别这样"
　 　 - What is Phil doing?
　 　 菲尔要干嘛
　 　 - I'm just gonna say it.
　 　 我只是想说出来
　 　 - There's tension between you two.
　 　 你们俩之间的紧张气氛
　 　 - Bam. It's out there.
　 　 已经弥漫出来了
　 　 - I'm gonna kill you.
　 　 我要宰了你
　 　 - I think he's right, and I think we should talk about it.
　 　 我想他是对的 而且我们应该谈谈
　 　 - That's what I'm talkin' about...
　 　 我就是想说这个
　 　 - you two talking... about it.
　 　 你们谈谈 这个事儿
　 　 - I like football.
　 　 我喜欢橄榄球
　 　 - Haley hates it, which is weird
　 　 海莉很讨厌 这很奇怪
　 　 - because it's all boys... and there's no reading required.
　 　 因为里面全是男孩 也不必看书
　 　 - Do you know that she spends
　 　 你知道吗 她每天早上
　 　 - at least 45 minutes every morning doing her hair?
　 　 至少花45分钟弄她的头发
　 　 - And then sometimes...
　 　 而且有的时候
　 　 - Let's go, Illini!
　 　 冲啊 伊利诺伊队
　 　 - Let's go! Right now!
　 　 冲啊 快冲
　 　 - Looks like I gotta watch the game with Dick Butkus.
　 　 看来我要和迪克·布特库斯一起看比赛了
　 　 - Dad! Dad, come on. That's offensive.
　 　 老爸 别这样 太冒犯人了
　 　 - Mitchell, he's one of the greatest linebackers
　 　 米奇尔 那人是伊利诺斯州
　 　 - to ever play at Illinois...
　 　 最棒的中后卫球员之一
　 　 - and one of my personal heroes.
　 　 也是我自己的偶像之一
　 　 - And his name is "Butt-kiss"?
　 　 难道他的名字真是"亲屁股"吗
　 　 - We're just choosing to...
　 　 我们只是想要
　 　 - Okay. All right.
　 　 好吧 没什么
　 　 - Dad, I thought you were being homophobic. I'm sorry.
　 　 老爸 我以为你恐同呢 抱歉
　 　 - We got all night. - Yes, we do.
　 　 我们有一整晚要相处呢 -好吧
　 　 - Are you joining us here? - Yeah.
　 　 你要和我们一起看吗 -是的
　 　 - Jay, you know what? He's been studying up.
　 　 杰 你知道吗 他正在钻研呢
　 　 - I gotta tell ya, I'm a little worried about C.J. Hightower.
　 　 跟你说 我有点担心C·J·海托
　 　 - Right? With the bad ankle?
　 　 没错吧 他脚踝受伤了
　 　 - I'm wondering how he's gonna run his corner routes.
　 　 我很好奇他怎么能完成三角线路
　 　 - Hightower's out. - What?
　 　 海托不上场 -什么
　 　 - Oh. Then who is gonna run the corner routes?
　 　 那谁来跑三角线路
　 　 - I'll tell you who it won't be- Billings.
　 　 我来告诉你谁不会上吧 比林斯
　 　 - That's low. He's in jail.
　 　 太明显了 他在坐牢
　 　 - Oh, wow. Yeah. Then no.
　 　 是啊 他不会上
　 　 - Double tight end,
　 　 双侧边锋
　 　 - it's gonna be a quarterback roll-out to the left.
　 　 四分卫要冲到左边了
　 　 - They're gonna run it. - No, trust me.
　 　 他们要成功了 -不可能 相信我
　 　 - He's got the slot.
　 　 他抢到位置了
　 　 - In the end zone! Touchdown!
　 　 到达阵区了 触地得分
　 　 - Lucky call. Maybe they, uh, should've considered blitzing.
　 　 真幸运 也许 他们该考虑下闪电战
　 　 - Blitzing wouldn't have helped them. Get outta here.
　 　 闪电战没用的 一边儿凉快去吧
　 　 - Oh, gosh. Blitzing.
　 　 天呐 闪电战
　 　 - So, my interest in football ended as suddenly and dramatically...
　 　 于是 我对橄榄球的兴趣突然消失殆尽
　 　 - as the climax of West Side Story.
　 　 就像《西区故事》在高潮时戛然而止
　 　 - I'm a musical theater fan.
　 　 我是个音乐剧迷
　 　 - Surprise.
　 　 惊讶吧
　 　 - Okay. The truth?
　 　 好吧 说实话吗
　 　 - I sometimes feel like you don't like me.
　 　 有时候我觉得你不喜欢我
　 　 - Powerful, powerful stuff.
　 　 开门见山 重磅出击
　 　 - Claire? Tell us how that makes you feel.
　 　 克莱尔 告诉我们你怎么想
　 　 - Right now, I'm feeling a lot of anger.
　 　 此时此刻 我感到怒火中烧啊
　 　 - No, don't tell me. Tell her.
　 　 别 别跟我说 跟她说
　 　 - Gloria, right now, I'm really angry at Phil.
　 　 歌洛莉亚 我现在很生菲尔的气
　 　 - Let's respect the process.
　 　 别跑题了
　 　 - Gloria, I don't know
　 　 歌洛莉亚 我不知道
　 　 - why you think I don't like you.
　 　 为什么你觉得我不喜欢你
　 　 - Sometimes when you see me, you make that face.
　 　 有时 你在我面前会摆出那种表情
　 　 - What face?
　 　 什么表情
　 　 - Like this.
　 　 就像这样
　 　 - I do not make a face like that. - Oh, my God.
　 　 我才没做过那种表情呢 -我的天啊
　 　 - That is so Claire. - Mitchell!
　 　 那可是克莱尔的招牌表情 -米奇尔
　 　 - See? She does that with everyone.
　 　 看见没 她对谁都那副表情
　 　 - It's just her face.
　 　 已经习惯成自然了
　 　 - No, it's not just the face.
　 　 不仅仅是那种表情
　 　 - From the beginning,
　 　 从最开始到现在
　 　 - I feel like Manny and I are not welcome in this family.
　 　 我觉得我和曼尼在这个家不受欢迎
　 　 - That is so crazy.
　 　 这也太疯狂了吧
　 　 - No, it's not so crazy. It's how I feel.
　 　 不 一点都不疯狂 是我的真实感受
　 　 - I am sorry if you feel that way.
　 　 如果你那么想 我很抱歉
　 　 - I really am, because from the moment I met you,
　 　 真的很抱歉 从我见到你的那一刻起
　 　 - I have tried to make you feel comfortable with us.
　 　 我就想让你融入到我们当中来
　 　 - You think it's all in my head?
　 　 你觉得这只是我自己胡思乱想
　 　 - No. Kind- I don't know.
　 　 没 有点 我不知道
　 　 - I mean, we really love having you and Manny in our family.
　 　 我是说 我们很欢迎你和曼尼加入我们家
　 　 - Really? - Really.
　 　 真的 -真的
　 　 - So, you don't have to be so defensive.
　 　 所以 你用不着这么有戒心
　 　 - I do that, don't I?
　 　 我是有戒心 是吧
　 　 - Well, a bit.
　 　 有一点吧
　 　 - I'm feeling a hug.
　 　 我觉得应该拥抱了
　 　 - I was thinking group hug,
　 　 我是想说三人群抱
　 　 - But this is nice. - I'd be there if I could.
　 　 但这也不错 -我要能去的话就去了
　 　 - Oh, my God. There's hugging.
　 　 天啊 这还有人搂搂抱抱呢
　 　 - Haley, get off the phone already.
　 　 海莉 不打电话会死啊
　 　 - Where did you go?
　 　 你去哪了
　 　 - You heard him.
　 　 你听见他说什么了
　 　 - He said, "Get outta here."
　 　 他说"一边凉快去"
　 　 - Oh, my God. You're such a girl.
　 　 天啊 你真像个娇弱的小姑娘
　 　 - Dad- I was coming to get a beer anyways.
　 　 爸 反正我也想要喝杯啤酒的
　 　 - Nice apology.
　 　 你道歉真有诚意
　 　 - Nice beer.
　 　 啤酒真不错
　 　 - Hey, there are the little roustabouts.
　 　 嘿 两个壮小伙来了
　 　 - You look like you patched things up pretty good, huh? - Yeah.
　 　 看来你们和好如初了 -没错
　 　 - Oh, we can learn so much from the children.
　 　 我们能从孩子身上学到许多东西啊
　 　 - Bet it seems kind of silly now
　 　 现在再回头想想打架的事
　 　 - what you were even fighting about, huh?
　 　 是不是觉得当时很蠢啊
　 　 - I made fun of his accent. - What accent?
　 　 我笑他的口音 -什么口音
　 　 - I made fun of him for having the same thing for lunch every day.
　 　 我笑他每天的午餐都一样
　 　 - I made fun of him because his mom used to dig coal.
　 　 我取笑他 因为他妈妈以前是挖煤的
　 　 - What?
　 　 什么
　 　 - He said you were a coal digger.
　 　 他说你是个挖煤工
　 　 - Okay. I think we can move on.
　 　 好了 我觉得该换个话题了
　 　 - Who said I was a coal digger?
　 　 谁说我是个"挖煤工"
　 　 - That's what my mom told me.
　 　 我妈告诉我的
　 　 - What's a coal digger?
　 　 什么是挖煤工
　 　 - Sweetheart, he heard it wrong.
　 　 宝贝 他听错了
　 　 - It's "Gold digger."
　 　 那叫"淘金工"[傍大款]
　 　 - I'm gonna have to call you back.
　 　 我得过一会再打给你了
　 　 - I really do not think that I remember ever saying that.
　 　 我真的不记得说过这话
　 　 - Well, you said in the car.
　 　 其实 你在车里这么说过
　 　 - You said it at Christmas.
　 　 你圣诞节这么说过
　 　 - You said it in the Mexican restaurant- - Okay,
　 　 你还在墨西哥餐厅这么说过 -好了
　 　 - Mr. "Leaves His Sweatshirts at School Every Day...
　 　 乖儿子 你每天丢三落四
　 　 - Suddenly Remembers Everything," Thank you.
　 　 今天却记忆如神 真谢谢你了
　 　 - And it was all in my head, huh?
　 　 还说是我自己胡思乱想 哈
　 　 - Oh, listen. Gloria, it was...
　 　 听我说 歌洛莉亚 其实
　 　 - like, a year ago, before I knew you.
　 　 都是一年前的事了 那时我还不了解你呢
　 　 - Nice going.
　 　 你真行啊
　 　 - Now my mom and my sister are fighting.
　 　 搞得我妈和我姐吵架了吧
　 　 - If I say something that everybody else is thinking,
　 　 如果我说了众人都想说的话
　 　 - does that make me a mean person?
　 　 是不是意味着我很刻薄呢
　 　 - Or does it make me a brave person?
　 　 或者说我很勇敢呢
　 　 - One who is courageous enough to
　 　 我就是一个有勇气
　 　 - stand up and-and say something...
　 　 顶住压力 挺身而出
　 　 - behind someone's back
　 　 在背后悄悄地说
　 　 - to a 10-year-old.
　 　 只敢在小孩面前说
　 　 - Well, she's pissed.
　 　 她现在可是气疯了
　 　 - Yeah. She wouldn't even come out of her room.
　 　 是啊 她甚至连房间都不愿意出了
　 　 - Did you really have to call her that- a gold digger?
　 　 你真的非要说她是"傍大款的"吗
　 　 - Well, you know what, Dad? It was a year ago.
　 　 知道吗 爸爸 那可是一年前
　 　 - And it was a natural question to ask.
　 　 所以人家自然而然会问啊
　 　 - She's a beautiful, hot woman,
　 　 她那么漂亮 那么性感
　 　 - and you're not exactly, you know
　 　 而你却不那么 你懂的
　 　 - Not exactly what?
　 　 不那么什么
　 　 - Um- Mitchell, little help?
　 　 米奇尔 帮帮忙啊
　 　 - No. You are doing great.
　 　 不用 你说的挺好的
　 　 - See, this is exactly why we sweep things under the rug
　 　 看见了吧 所以说家事要忍着
　 　 - so people don't get hurt.
　 　 这样大家才不会受伤害
　 　 - Yeah, until you sweep too much under the rug.
　 　 话是没错 但如果老是忍着憋着
　 　 - Then you got a lumpy rug.
　 　 矛盾就越积越多
　 　 - Creates a tripping hazard. You open yourself up to lawsuits.
　 　 矛盾爆发的危险也越大 也会惹祸上身
　 　 - Boy, you can go a really long time without blinking.
　 　 岳父大人 你可以好长时间不眨眼啊
　 　 - Gloria? It's Phil.
　 　 歌洛莉亚 我是菲尔
　 　 - Can I talk to you for a second?
　 　 能和你谈一会吗
　 　 - Claire likes to say you can be part of the problem...
　 　 克莱尔总是说 "你要么是问题制造者"
　 　 - or part of the solution.
　 　 "要么就是问题解决者"
　 　 - But I happen to believe that you can be both.
　 　 而我则认为 解铃还须系铃人
　 　 - Listen, Claire feels terrible.
　 　 听着 克莱尔感到很抱歉
　 　 - Why don't you talk to her?
　 　 要不你找她谈谈
　 　 - Why? I know what she thinks- a coal digger.
　 　 为什么 我知道她认为我是个挖煤的
　 　 - You know she's saying "Gold digger"?
　 　 你知道她说的其实是傍大款的吧
　 　 - Yes, Phil!
　 　 我知道 菲尔
　 　 - Well, I-I know she said that.
　 　 我知道她这么说过
　 　 - But that was a long time ago,
　 　 但那是很早以前的事了
　 　 - before she knew you.
　 　 那时她尚未真正了解你
　 　 - Does Jay buy me nice things?
　 　 杰是不是给我买好东西了
　 　 - Yes! Of course! All beautiful things.
　 　 没错 当然了 全是好东西
　 　 - Look at this- yellow, red, blue.
　 　 看看这些 黄的 红的 蓝的
　 　 - All the colors.
　 　 五颜六色的
　 　 - Do you think I can't live without this?
　 　 你认为我没了这些就活不了了吗
　 　 - Take them away, Phil.
　 　 拿走啊 菲尔
　 　 - Gloria,
　 　 歌洛莉亚
　 　 - we all know you'd be fine without underwear.
　 　 我们都知道你不穿内裤也没事
　 　 - I mean, we know it's not about that.
　 　 我是说 我们知道你说的不是这个
　 　 - No. It's about me not being accepted by my new family.
　 　 对 我说的是我不被这个家庭所接纳
　 　 - That is not true.
　 　 不是这样的
　 　 - Gloria, look, you're a beautiful woman.
　 　 歌洛莉亚 听着 你是个大美女
　 　 - In fact, you're probably one of those
　 　 其实 你很有可能
　 　 - beautiful women who doesn't even know it.
　 　 都不知道自己是美女
　 　 - No, I know it.
　 　 不 我知道的
　 　 - So it's natural
　 　 所以克莱尔自然
　 　 - for Claire to wonder about you and her dad.
　 　 会对你和她爸的关系产生联想啊
　 　 - This family's very protective of each other.
　 　 这是个保护欲很强的家庭
　 　 - I remember the first time Claire brought me home.
　 　 我还记得克莱尔第一次带我去她家的时候
　 　 - Do you think Jay thought I was good enough for his little girl?
　 　 你以为杰会觉得我配得上他家千金吗
　 　 - No way. But over time,
　 　 才不会 但是过了一段时间
　 　 - he realized that I loved Claire as much as he did.
　 　 他意识到我和他一样深爱着克莱尔
　 　 - And by then, Mitch had brought Cam home,
　 　 与此同时 米奇把小卡带进家门
　 　 - so I was golden.
　 　 相比之下我就是金龟婿了
　 　 - Claire just needs a little time.
　 　 克莱尔只是需要些时间
　 　 - And then, trust me,
　 　 相信我 过段时间后
　 　 - she'll be the most loyal friend you've ever had.
　 　 她就会成为你最亲的闺蜜了
　 　 - You're not leaving, are you?
　 　 你们不是要走吧
　 　 - You know, there's kind of a lot of drama.
　 　 你也知道 现在这儿闹得有点不愉快
　 　 - So we're torn. - Let me ask you something.
　 　 我们深受折磨 -我问你们点事
　 　 - Your sister said that Gloria
　 　 你姐姐说歌洛莉亚
　 　 - would never go for anybody who looked like me.
　 　 绝不会喜欢上我这种样子的男人
　 　 - Now, you guys basically are like women.
　 　 所以说 基本上 你们和女人差不多
　 　 - You know, you look at guys.
　 　 你们喜欢男人
　 　 - So what do you think?
　 　 所以你们怎么想
　 　 - You're seriously asking us if you're attractive?
　 　 你真是在问我们 你是否有吸引力吗
　 　 - Well, I know I'm no Erik Estrada or anything.
　 　 我知道自己算不上高帅富
　 　 - I'm just curious is all. - Dad.
　 　 我只是好奇罢了 -爸
　 　 - So if I was in one of your bars and
　 　 所以如果我出现在同志酒吧 然后
　 　 - Righteous Brothers were on, you know.
　 　 播着经典老歌
　 　 - Would you, uh,
　 　 你会不会
　 　 - I don't know, check me out?
　 　 我不知道 和我搭讪
　 　 - Dad, you're really close to ruining gay for me.
　 　 爸 你快要毁了做基佬的情调了
　 　 - All right, fine. Whatever. - Jay. Jay, now listen.
　 　 那好 无所谓 -杰 听着
　 　 - I think it's- I just think it's
　 　 我觉得 我只是觉得
　 　 - a little weird for a son to say this to his father.
　 　 要一个儿子对父亲这么说实在太诡异
　 　 - But for the record, I think you're smokin' hot.
　 　 但我声明一下 我觉得你超性感的
　 　 - Really?
　 　 真的吗
　 　 - Yeah, 100%. You're totally my type.
　 　 当然 百分百肯定 你绝对是我的菜
　 　 - You're dangerous, you're getable,
　 　 你既危险 又触手可及
　 　 - you have a little "Cashola" In your pocket.
　 　 你荷包里又装着鼓鼓的钱
　 　 - Face, body, the whole
　 　 长相 身材 还是整体
　 　 - The whole kit and caboodle, I think. Really.
　 　 从头到脚都特帅 我觉得 真的
　 　 - What about a seven? Nine. For sure, nine.
　 　 那有7分吗 -9分 绝对的9分
　 　 - But you knew that. - I might have lowballed a little bit.
　 　 但你肯定知道的 -我有点低估自己了
　 　 - Okay, isn't there a game on?
　 　 不是还有比赛呢吗
　 　 - Touchy. - I know.
　 　 他太敏感 -我知道
　 　 - Gloria? Come on, let's- let's talk about this.
　 　 歌洛莉亚 拜托 我们好好谈谈
　 　 - I've seen her kick in a door before.
　 　 我可见过她破门而入过
　 　 - I don't know what my husband is saying to you or...
　 　 我不知道我丈夫和你说了什么 或者
　 　 - why he's covered in your underwear.
　 　 为什么他浑身都是你的内裤
　 　 - Obviously I'm trying to seduce him for his money.
　 　 很显然我是看上他的钱了呗
　 　 - 'Cause that's what I do, right?
　 　 因为我就是这样的人嘛 对不对
　 　 - What do I have to give back...
　 　 我究竟要付出什么
　 　 - so that everyone trusts me? Huh?
　 　 才能得到大家的信任啊
　 　 - These earrings? - No.
　 　 耳环吗 -不是
　 　 - What? This bracelet? - No.
　 　 那是什么 手镯吗 -不是
　 　 - My new dress? - No.
　 　 还是我的新裙子 -不是
　 　 - I didn't respond because...
　 　 我没出声是因为
　 　 - this shouldn't be about me.
　 　 其实关键不在于我
　 　 - It should be about you...
　 　 而在于你
　 　 - talking to you... about it.
　 　 和你 好好谈 一谈
　 　 - Phil? Honey?
　 　 菲尔 亲爱的
　 　 - No, no, no. No.
　 　 不 不 不 不用
　 　 - You're welcome.
　 　 不用谢
　 　 - I don't know what to say
　 　 我不知道该说些什么
　 　 - except for that I am really, really sorry.
　 　 只能说我真的非常非常抱歉
　 　 - Just tell me one thing.
　 　 你就告诉我一件事
　 　 - How do you really feel that I'm with your father?
　 　 对于我和你爸的关系 你到底怎么想
　 　 - Uh, well
　 　 其实
　 　 - Honestly, at first, it was hard.
　 　 说实话 一开始 我很难接受
　 　 - I mean, you don't expect to wake up one morning...
　 　 我是说 谁都不会期望有一天醒来后发现
　 　 - with a new mom who looks like she fell off a mud flap.
　 　 多了一个比自己还年轻性感的后妈吧
　 　 - But... I'm getting used to it.
　 　 但是 我正慢慢去习惯
　 　 - And the important thing is you make him happy,
　 　 而且 重要的是你能让他幸福
　 　 - which you do in- in so many ways,
　 　 用你的各种方法
　 　 - so many colors.
　 　 五颜六色的方法
　 　 - Are we okay?
　 　 我们和好了吗
　 　 - No. - No?
　 　 没 -没
　 　 - You embarrassed me in front of everyone downstairs.
　 　 你让我在所有人面前出丑了
　 　 - What, I'm supposed just to forget about it?
　 　 怎么 要我这么轻易就忘掉吗
　 　 - What do you want me to do-
　 　 那你想要怎样
　 　 - just embarrass myself so we're even?
　 　 让我也出丑 这样我们就扯平了
　 　 - Go jump in the pool.
　 　 跳进泳池
　 　 - Oh, you mean go jump in a lake. Right.
　 　 是让我离你远点 是吧
　 　 - Go jump in the pool with your clothes on.
　 　 我是让你穿着衣服跳进泳池
　 　 - Then I know you're sorry.
　 　 那样我就知道你的歉意了
　 　 - I'm not gonna do that, Gloria.
　 　 我是不会跳的 歌洛莉亚
　 　 - Okay. Then I won't forgive you.
　 　 好的 那我也不会原谅你
　 　 - Now a field goal beats us.
　 　 再来个定位球 我们就输了
　 　 - Hey, you guys work that out?
　 　 你们俩和好了吗
　 　 - Almost. Gloria just wants me to jump in the pool.
　 　 差不多了 歌洛莉亚想让我跳进泳池
　 　 - Okay then. - What?
　 　 那好吧 -什么
　 　 - If they could get a pass rush on 'em, something, a break.
　 　 他们咋就不来个突破 或者请求暂停啊
　 　 - This is so awesome.
　 　 太赞了
　 　 - I know. Mom does not look good wet.
　 　 我知道 我妈浑身湿透很难看的
　 　 - Gloria, is this really necessary?
　 　 歌洛莉亚 这真有必要吗
　 　 - Dad, it's fine. It's fine. If I need to jump in this water...
　 　 爸 没事 如果我跳进泳池
　 　 - to prove to Gloria how sorry I am, I will do it.
　 　 能证明我对歌洛莉亚的歉意 那我就跳
　 　 - I'm fine.
　 　 我没事
　 　 - You're serious? You're not gonna stop me?
　 　 你来真的吗 你就不拦我一下
　 　 - Why would I do that?
　 　 我干嘛要拦
　 　 - Because I am standing here.
　 　 因为我已经站这了
　 　 - I am showing you my willingness to
　 　 我已经证明了我的诚意
　 　 - No?
　 　 不行是吧
　 　 - Are you happy? - Yes! I forgive you!
　 　 你高兴了吧 -没错 我原谅你了
　 　 - Then give me your hand.
　 　 那就拉我一把
　 　 - Oh, that's the oldest trick in the book.
　 　 这招早就烂大街了
　 　 - She's gonna pull you in there. - No!
　 　 她要把你也拉进池里 -我才不
　 　 - And that's my job.
　 　 所以我来帮你
　 　 - This is funny, but this is also a teaching moment.
　 　 真有趣 但同时也给我们上了一课
　 　 - Yeah! - Think about...No!
　 　 是吧 -好好想想 不
　 　 - Cannonball!
　 　 大炸弹来啦
　 　 - The snap! Fumble!
　 　 向后传球 失误了
　 　 - How could he fumble that?
　 　 怎么会传球失误呢
　 　 - Center blew the snap.
　 　 都怪中卫
　 　 - You know what?I hate that.
　 　 你知道吗 我最讨厌这么说了
　 　 - I played center,
　 　 我以前就是中卫
　 　 - and I always got blamed for a quarterback's clumsy hands.
　 　 明明是四分卫笨手笨脚 却让我背黑锅
　 　 - Well, I was a quarterback, and it was probably your fault.
　 　 我当过四分卫 这可能确实是你的错
　 　 - It's impossible to fumble the ball...
　 　 如果四分卫把手的位置放正确了
　 　 - when the quarterback has the proper hand placement.
　 　 传球怎么可能会失误呢
　 　 - It's weird to think of a woman being sexually attracted to Dad.
　 　 要有女性认为老爸有吸引力那就太诡异了
　 　 - No, you wanna hear weird?
　 　 不 你知道什么才诡异吗
　 　 - Cam said he'd pick up dad at a gay bar.
　 　 小卡说他会在同志酒吧找老爸搭讪
　 　 - Ooh. How did that come up?
　 　 这是唱的哪出啊
　 　 - Mmm, I'm really trying to block it out.
　 　 嗯嗯 我正想忘记这事呢
　 　 - As far as I'm concerned,
　 　 我觉得嘛
　 　 - Mom and Dad had sex two times.
　 　 老爸老妈也就上过两次床
　 　 - Agreed.
　 　 同意
　 　 - Okay, get your hands up there
　 　 好 把你的手放到这上来
　 　 - like you're lifting me off the ground.
　 　 就像你要把我举起来一样
　 　 - Be one with me, Jay. There you go.
　 　 和我合为一体 杰 这就成了
　 　 - Do you wanna get something to eat?
　 　 你想不想吃点东西
　 　 - I am never eating again.
　 　 我恶心得什么都吃不下了
　 　 - Just snap the damn thing.
　 　 赶紧传那该死的球
　 　 - Perfect. That one kinda hurt.
　 　 完美 就是有点疼
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　 　 - Okay, your brother's lunch is packed.
　 　 你弟弟的午餐装好了
　 　 - You're buying your own lunch.
　 　 你的午餐自己买
　 　 - Luke, Alex, come on. Let's go.
　 　 卢克 艾丽克斯 快点 出发了
　 　 - There he is. Last chance for the summer handshake.
　 　 他来了 最后一次夏日握手
　 　 - Dad.
　 　 老爸
　 　 - Come on. We're only halfway done.
　 　 继续啊 我们只做了一半
　 　 - I need help.
　 　 我需要帮忙
　 　 - I was supposed to keep a journal all summer. It's due today.
　 　 我本来该写暑假日记的 今天就得交了
　 　 - Wow, first day of school and you're already behind?
　 　 开学第一天就落后了
　 　 - I'm dead.
　 　 我死定了
　 　 - All right. Tell me how far you've gotten.
　 　 好吧 说说看你还差多少
　 　 - Okay.
　 　 好吧
　 　 - "June 21. Found a stick."
　 　 "6月21日 找到一根棍子"
　 　 - "June 22." That's it.
　 　 "6月22日" 没了
　 　 - That's it? - It was a really cool stick.
　 　 没了 -那棍子真的很赞
　 　 - He's right. It looked like a snake.
　 　 他说的没错 长得就跟蛇一样
　 　 - Getting everybody out of the house in the morning
　 　 每天早上送大家出门
　 　 - can be really tough,
　 　 可不是件省心的事
　 　 - especially the first day of school.
　 　 尤其是开学第一天
　 　 - From the minute we get up at 7:00
　 　 从我俩7点起床的那一刻开始
　 　 - till we drop 'em off at school, it is go, go, go.
　 　 到把他们送进学校 就没一刻休息过
　 　 - I get up at 6:00.
　 　 我6点就起来了
　 　 - I get up at 5:00.
　 　 我还5点起床呢
　 　 - Seriously. I get up at 6:00.
　 　 说真的 我6点就起了
　 　 - That's you? I thought we had a raccoon.
　 　 原来是你啊 我还以为是浣熊进来了呢
　 　 - I can't believe my little boy is going into the fifth grade.
　 　 真不敢相信我的宝贝都上5年级了
　 　 - He used to hold my finger with his little hand
　 　 我还记得他用小手紧握着我手指
　 　 - and look at me with those big eyes.
　 　 一双大眼望着我的样子呢
　 　 - Mi nio pequeo, Jay.
　 　 那是我的小宝贝啊 杰
　 　 - Yup, they grow up.
　 　 是啊 孩子总会长大
　 　 - Come on, Manny. Let's get going.
　 　 快点 曼尼 出发了
　 　 - How's my hair?
　 　 我的发型如何
　 　 - Hold on. What are you wearing there?
　 　 等等 你穿的是个什么玩意儿
　 　 - That looks like an old Christmas tree skirt.
　 　 跟圣诞树罩子一样
　 　 - It's a traditional Colombian poncho.
　 　 这是一件传统的哥伦比亚斗篷
　 　 - I want my new classmates to know
　 　 我想让新同学知道
　 　 - I'm proud of my heritage.
　 　 我对我的老祖先有多么自豪
　 　 - I think you look very handsome. Lindo.
　 　 我觉得你帅呆了 小宝贝
　 　 - Oh, really? Am I driving him to school
　 　 真的吗 是我载他去学校呢
　 　 - or is he gonna ride his burro?
　 　 还是他自己骑驴去
　 　 - *You are a cutie pie, yes, you are*
　 　 *你是个可爱派 没错 就是你*
　 　 - *You are a cutie pie*
　 　 *你是个可爱派*
　 　 - Are you still baby-proofing?
　 　 你还在装那些幼儿防护设备吗
　 　 - Everything we own is pointy.
　 　 我们家到处都是尖角
　 　 - Why is our daughter dressed like Donna Summer?
　 　 我女儿怎么一身唐娜·莎曼的打扮
　 　 - She is not Donna Summer.
　 　 她才不是唐娜·莎曼
　 　 - Clearly she's Diana Ross from the R.C.A. Years.
　 　 明明是黄金岁月时期的戴安娜·罗斯
　 　 - How is daddy not seeing that?
　 　 你说爹地怎么没看出来呢
　 　 - I really thought you were done with this.
　 　 我还以为你已经玩腻了呢
　 　 - I made no such promises.
　 　 我可没这么说
　 　 - I guess I'm somewhat of a shutterbug. - Yes.
　 　 我算得上是个摄影爱好者 -对
　 　 - And my new favorite model, of course, is Lily.
　 　 我的模特新宠嘛 当然就是莉莉了
　 　 - I just completed a series of photographs
　 　 我刚刚替莉莉拍完一整套
　 　 - of her dressed as various pop icons.
　 　 流行偶像模仿写真照
　 　 - Let's see.
　 　 比如说
　 　 - I've done Olivia Newton-John.
　 　 我们拍模仿过奧莉维亚·纽顿·约翰
　 　 - I've done Madonna, the early years,
　 　 和出道早期的麦当娜
　 　 - Stevie Wonder
　 　 史提夫·汪达
　 　 - Yeah, there are days when Lily has more costume changes than Cher.
　 　 对 有时候莉莉换衣服比雪儿还勤
　 　 - Cher! How could I forget Cher?
　 　 雪儿 我怎么把她给忘了
　 　 - That's embarrassing.
　 　 真是羞愧啊
　 　 - That's embarrassing?
　 　 你只为这个羞愧吗
　 　 - Honey, you moving out?
　 　 宝贝 你是要搬出去吗
　 　 - Five more years.
　 　 再忍5年就搬
　 　 - A little help here?
　 　 能帮点儿忙吗
　 　 - This is why we suggested the violin.
　 　 所以我们才建议你学小提琴
　 　 - A cello is more in demand in university orchestras.
　 　 大提琴手比较讨大学管弦乐队喜欢
　 　 - You know what's not in demand? - Oh, what?
　 　 你知道什么不讨人喜欢吗 -什么
　 　 - Girls who play in university orchestras.
　 　 参加管弦乐团的姑娘
　 　 - Here, I'll help you carry it out to the curb. - Okay. Here.
　 　 来 我帮你提到路边去吧 -给
　 　 - Phil, put on some pants.
　 　 菲尔 把裤子穿上
　 　 - Come on! This covers up more than my bathing suit.
　 　 拜托 这裤子比我的泳裤长多了
　 　 - And don't remind me.
　 　 别提你的泳裤了
　 　 - Haley, honey
　 　 海莉 亲爱的
　 　 - Don't forget, the driving instructor is picking you up from school.
　 　 别忘了 驾校教练会去接你下课
　 　 - Can't he pick me up someplace else?
　 　 他就不能换个地儿接我吗
　 　 - I don't want kids at school thinking I'm dating...
　 　 我可不想让同学以为我在跟一个
　 　 - a 40-year-old driving instructor who's not even cute.
　 　 40岁又不帅的驾校教练约会
　 　 - Haley just got her learner's permit.
　 　 海莉刚拿到驾驶实习证
　 　 - We've been taking turns driving with her.
　 　 我们轮流陪她开车
　 　 - One of the really standard rules of the road...
　 　 最基本的驾驶规则之一
　 　 - is we want to keep a safe distance
　 　 就是要和前面的车
　 　 - between us and the car in front.
　 　 保持安全距离
　 　 - And that is not safe right there. Not safe. - Right.
　 　 这距离不安全 不安全啊 -对
　 　 - Okay, merge. - I
　 　 好 并道 -我
　 　 - Merge. Merge! Merge! Merge! Merge!
　 　 并道 并道 并道并道快并道
　 　 - Stop it! You're freaking me out!
　 　 闭嘴 你再叫我都崩溃了
　 　 - This navigation system is all messed up.
　 　 这导航系统乱七八糟的
　 　 - It thinks we're in a park.
　 　 上面说我们开进了一个公园里
　 　 - Oh, my God! It is a park!
　 　 我的天 还真是一个公园
　 　 - Away from the kids! - Oh, my God!
　 　 躲开那群孩子 -噢 天啊
　 　 - Aim for the lake! - I wanted
　 　 朝湖里开 -我该
　 　 - Makes you realize we're all just hanging by a thread.
　 　 我们夫妻俩真是命悬一线啊
　 　 - The last thing Manny needs on his first day of school...
　 　 开学第一天 曼尼最不需要的
　 　 - is you "undermelting" his confidence.
　 　 就是你"打计"他的自信心了
　 　 - Undermining. - Now you're doing it to me too.
　 　 是打击 -你现在又打击我了
　 　 - I'm sorry,
　 　 我很抱歉
　 　 - but there's only two places anyone should wear a poncho
　 　 但人们只在两种情况下穿雨披
　 　 - Niagara Falls and log rides.
　 　 去尼亚加拉大瀑布和玩激流勇进
　 　 - You think too much about these things.
　 　 你太小题大作了
　 　 - I wear all sort of daring outfits all the time,
　 　 我向来都是随心所欲 穿各种奇装异服
　 　 - and people admire them because I wear them with the confidence.
　 　 而别人都很膜拜我 因为我穿出了自信
　 　 - Yeah, I'm sure it's the confidence they're admiring.
　 　 敢情他们膜拜的只是你的自信啊
　 　 - I just- i just think it's a little over-the-top.
　 　 我只是觉得 这有点儿太过分了
　 　 - You know what? You need to loosen up and have fun.
　 　 知道吗 你该放松点儿 开心点儿
　 　 - I am loose. I'm fun.
　 　 我够放了 我够开了
　 　 - Remember, uh, breakfast for dinner last week?
　 　 还记得 上周用早餐当晚餐吗
　 　 - My idea.
　 　 就是我的主意
　 　 - Ever since we brought Lily home, you've been tense.
　 　 自从带莉莉回来后你就紧张得要死
　 　 - All you do is put child locks on things, read parenting books.
　 　 你到处都上了儿童锁 还尽读些育儿书籍
　 　 - Would you please stop and- Here, just hold your daughter.
　 　 你就不能消停一下吗 来抱抱你女儿
　 　 - Hold her and relax.
　 　 抱抱她 放松点
　 　 - All right, sweetheart, come on. - Just relax.
　 　 好吧 甜心 来吧 -放轻松
　 　 - Aw, sweetheart.
　 　 小甜心
　 　 - Did you put hair spray on this?
　 　 你给她喷了发胶吗
　 　 - Just a little bit. I'm gonna put some music on.
　 　 一点点 我来放点音乐
　 　 - No, Cam, I have to go to work.
　 　 不 小卡 我还要去上班
　 　 - Dance with her. - Come on, it's not time for this.
　 　 跟她跳跳舞 -别 没时间了
　 　 - Put a little boogie in it.
　 　 我要放舞曲了哦
　 　 - Oh, come on.
　 　 饶了我吧
　 　 - Just dance. You know you love this song.
　 　 跳吧 你知道这首歌是你的菜
　 　 - This is actually a really good song.
　 　 的确是首好歌
　 　 - All right. Okay.
　 　 那好吧 好吧
　 　 - Who's a dancing queen, huh?
　 　 谁才是舞后呢
　 　 - Put a little boogie in it.
　 　 一起摇摆吧
　 　 - See? Fun, right?
　 　 看 好玩吧 是不是
　 　 - Oh, my- Was that her head?
　 　 妈呀 撞到她的头了吗
　 　 - No, I think if it was her head, she would be
　 　 不 我想要是撞到头 她肯定早就
　 　 - Yeah, it was her head. Okay. Okay.
　 　 好吧 是撞到头了 不哭 不哭
　 　 - Yes. Yes, I know.
　 　 没事的 没事的 我知道
　 　 - I got Boo-boo Bear from the freezer.
　 　 我把布布熊冰袋拿来了
　 　 - Why do you have chocolate on your face?
　 　 你脸上怎么有巧克力
　 　 - It was under a pie.
　 　 布布熊压在派下面了
　 　 - So you ate your way to it?
　 　 所以你就吃出了一条生路吗
　 　 - I made a judgment call. You weren't there.
　 　 我只能见机行事 你又不帮我
　 　 - Do you think she's all right? - She didn't cry that much.
　 　 你看她没事吧 -她哭得没那么凶了
　 　 - Maybe that's a bad sign. You know,
　 　 也许这不是好兆头呢 你懂的
　 　 - we should try and make her laugh.
　 　 我们得试着让她笑出来
　 　 - Why? - 'Cause that's how we'll know she's okay.
　 　 为什么 -那样我们就知道她没事了
　 　 - Where's... uh... where's Doggy?
　 　 那个 狗狗在哪里
　 　 - Doggy. Doggy. Here, Doggy.
　 　 狗狗 狗狗 这儿 狗狗
　 　 - Okay. There you go.
　 　 好吧 我来
　 　 - But it's a dog.
　 　 狗不是这么叫的
　 　 - Yeah, I know. That's why it's funny.
　 　 我知道 所以才好笑
　 　 - I don't think it's as funny as you think it is.
　 　 我没觉得有那么好笑
　 　 - Can we please just call your sister?
　 　 我们直接打给你姐吧
　 　 - No, no. Cam- Cam- - Why?
　 　 不 不 小卡 为什么
　 　 - So she can be all judgmental and condescending,
　 　 这样她就可以盛气凌人说三道四了
　 　 - like she's the expert and
　 　 就好像她是个专家
　 　 - I don't know how to take care of a baby?
　 　 而我根本是育儿白痴
　 　 - Mitchell, she is your family.
　 　 米奇尔 她是你的家人
　 　 - Of course she's gonna be judgmental and condescending.
　 　 她当然会盛气凌人说三道四了
　 　 - Hello?
　 　 喂
　 　 - Hey, hi, um- Not a big deal. Just wondering.
　 　 嗨 没什么大事儿 就是想问问
　 　 - When your kids were small, did you ever
　 　 你家孩子小时候 有没有被你们
　 　 - I don't know- smack their heads into a wall?
　 　 怎么说呢 用头撞过墙呢
　 　 - Usually we just gave time-outs.
　 　 一般我们只让他们闭门思过而已
　 　 - No, no, accidentally.
　 　 不 不 是意外撞到
　 　 - Um, we just kind of bonked Lily's head.
　 　 我们不小心撞到了莉莉的头
　 　 - It wasn't very hard and she's not acting any differently,
　 　 撞得不是很重 她也哭得不厉害
　 　 - but I just worry
　 　 但我还是担心
　 　 - Relax. It happens.
　 　 放松 常有的事啦
　 　 - Luke used to bang his head all the time and he's fine.
　 　 卢克就老是撞到头 不也好好的
　 　 - Okay, all right, thank you. Thanks. That helps. Okay, okay.
　 　 好吧 谢谢你 真心感激 好的
　 　 - We gotta take her to the doctor. Load up the car.
　 　 我们得带她去看医生 把车开出来
　 　 - Gloria? - I'm here.
　 　 歌洛莉亚 -我在这儿
　 　 - I, uh, just dropped Manny off at school, and I realized...
　 　 我刚把曼尼送到学校 突然发现
　 　 - I just dropped Manny off at school.
　 　 我刚把曼尼送到学校了
　 　 - Oh, boy.
　 　 我的妈呀
　 　 - And I was hoping we'd still have a few more good years
　 　 我还以为在你老年痴呆前
　 　 - before the mind started to go. - No, what I'm saying,
　 　 我们还能过几年好日子呢 -不 我是说
　 　 - we have the day to ourselves, the first time in months.
　 　 几个月来 我们终于能过过二人世界了
　 　 - We should take advantage of it.
　 　 我们得好好利用呀
　 　 - Go to the club,
　 　 去俱乐部玩玩
　 　 - nice lunch,
　 　 吃顿好的
　 　 - some massages.
　 　 做做按摩
　 　 - What about work? - I'm the boss.
　 　 你的工作呢 -我是老板啊
　 　 - Since I married you, people are surprised I come in at all.
　 　 自从娶了你 人家都好奇我居然还去上班
　 　 - Jay's very spontaneous.
　 　 杰很有心思
　 　 - He's always surprising me with little presents, fun getaways.
　 　 他总能给我惊喜 小礼物啊 度假啊
　 　 - I wasn't the greatest husband the first time around,
　 　 第一次结婚时 我没怎么尽责
　 　 - but I'm trying to do better this time.
　 　 不过这次我在努力改进
　 　 - And maybe by my third marriage, I'll have it down pat.
　 　 也许下次结婚 我就能成模范了
　 　 - Yeah, that one's gonna cost me.
　 　 得 待会儿就得为此付出代价了
　 　 - What ya reading there? A book?
　 　 你在看什么书呢
　 　 - Yeah. I've been meaning to get to it for a while.
　 　 对 我老早就想读这本了
　 　 - Ooh, it's got a map at the beginning.
　 　 开篇有个地图
　 　 - I like it when books do that.
　 　 我喜欢这种的
　 　 - Don't you have an open house this morning?
　 　 你今早不是要带客人去看房吗
　 　 - I rescheduled.
　 　 我改时间了
　 　 - Thought you might like some company.
　 　 我想你也许希望我陪陪你
　 　 - Well, the first day of school can be tough
　 　 对家庭主妇们来说
　 　 - for stay-at-home moms.
　 　 开学第一天肯定无聊至极吧
　 　 - Now, you have to understand,
　 　 因为你不得不适应
　 　 - the kids are gone, the nest is empty.
　 　 孩子们也走了 巢也空了
　 　 - They are rudderless.
　 　 她们一下慌了神了
　 　 - And a lot of guys wouldn't even notice,
　 　 而大多数男人都不会注意到这一点
　 　 - but I'm not a lot of guys.
　 　 不过我可不是这样的男人
　 　 - I listen with my mind,
　 　 我总是用心聆听
　 　 - and if you pay attention, women will tell you what they want...
　 　 而如果你仔细观察 会发现女人总是
　 　 - by telling you the opposite of what they want.
　 　 嘴上说一套 心里想另外一套
　 　 - Like the other day, Claire was, like, "You have to move your car.
　 　 有一天 克莱尔说"把你的车挪开点"
　 　 - There's no space in the garage for both of our cars."
　 　 "车库里装不下我们俩的车"
　 　 - And what she's really saying is that,
　 　 而她其实想说的是
　 　 - you know, I should probably get a sports car.
　 　 也许我该换一辆跑车
　 　 - I was sort of looking forward to a quiet day.
　 　 我是想要安静一天的
　 　 - Thought I'd just read, maybe go for a run later, that's it.
　 　 读读书 出去跑跑步之类的
　 　 - Great. We'll run together.
　 　 好啊 我们一起去跑步吧
　 　 - You don't have to do that.
　 　 你不必陪我的
　 　 - I know.
　 　 我知道
　 　 - Listening.
　 　 用心聆听
　 　 - The thing is, I like to run alone.
　 　 其实呢 我就想一个人跑步
　 　 - And I run kinda fast, so
　 　 而且我跑得挺快 所以
　 　 - So? - So I'm not sure you're gonna be able to keep up with me.
　 　 所以什么 -所以我不确定你跟得上
　 　 - You're kid- you're kidding, right? - No.
　 　 你开玩笑的吧 -不是
　 　 - You really think I can't keep up with you?
　 　 你真觉得我追不上你吗
　 　 - I'm not sure you can keep up with this conversation.
　 　 我觉得你都没理解我的意思
　 　 - I think you're forgetting that I power-walk every morning...
　 　 你肯定忘了我每天早上都竞走的
　 　 - and that I wear my special shoes with the big soles,
　 　 还穿着一个医生设计的
　 　 - which were designed by a doctor.
　 　 特制厚底健步鞋
　 　 - Yes, I know. But I run every day.
　 　 对 我知道 可我每天都跑步
　 　 - You really think you can run as fast as me?
　 　 你真觉得你能跑的和我一样快吗
　 　 - No, Phil, I think I can run much, much faster...
　 　 不 菲尔 我跑起来可远远得
　 　 - than you.
　 　 比你快
　 　 - Boom. Just like that, the whole day changed.
　 　 砰 就这样 一整天都逆转了
　 　 - It was game on. She knew it.
　 　 杠上了 她知道
　 　 - I knew it. We both knew it.
　 　 我知道 我们都知道
　 　 - I just wanna read.
　 　 我只是想看会儿书
　 　 - I think I'II order what I had the last time.
　 　 我要预约上次帮我按的那个人
　 　 - What was that called?
　 　 叫什么来着
　 　 - You want me to say it
　 　 你只是想让我说出口
　 　 - because you want me to roll my R's. - Come on!
　 　 因为你想听我发弹舌R音 -说一个吧
　 　 - Reuben.
　 　 鲁儿宾
　 　 - Jay, what is this? - Oh, looks like my old car cover.
　 　 杰 这是什么 -可能是旧盖车布吧
　 　 - Don't give me that. This is Manny's poncho.
　 　 少来这一套 这是曼尼的斗篷
　 　 - What is it doing here?
　 　 它怎么在这儿
　 　 - Maybe he decided to take it off on the way to school.
　 　 也许在上学路上他突然打算脱了它
　 　 - What did you say to him?
　 　 你跟他说什么了
　 　 - Nothing. I... told some jokes.
　 　 没什么 我就说了点儿笑话
　 　 - You say plenty with your jokes.
　 　 你肯定胡扯了一大篇
　 　 - Jay, he looks up to you.
　 　 杰 他很崇拜你的
　 　 - He respects your opinion.
　 　 他那么尊重你的意见
　 　 - We dodged a bullet on this.
　 　 我们是躲过了一劫
　 　 - Trust me. I've been down this road before.
　 　 相信我 我是过来人
　 　 - I remember one time Mitchell
　 　 我记得有一次米奇尔
　 　 - decided to wear a jaunty scarf to school.
　 　 决定带着一个搞笑的围巾去上课
　 　 - I kept my mouth shut.
　 　 我什么都没说
　 　 - He got his jaunty butt kicked.
　 　 结果他被踢得屁股了开花
　 　 - My dad has this perception that I was very flamboyant as a kid,
　 　 我爸总觉得我从小就挺花枝招展的
　 　 - which is just- it's nonsense,
　 　 简直是纯属鬼扯
　 　 - because I kept the whole gay thing very under wraps.
　 　 我的同志行为一直都掩藏的超好的
　 　 - You know, I was just a guy's guy.
　 　 我完全是男人中的男人
　 　 - I was basically a jock.
　 　 基本都算是运动健将型了
　 　 - You know?
　 　 你们懂的
　 　 - So we should crush Manny's spirit...
　 　 那我们就该扭曲曼尼的思想
　 　 - and destroy everything that makes him who he is.
　 　 毁掉他的天性吗
　 　 - I'm just saying,
　 　 我只是说
　 　 - it's no fun to see your kid get picked on every day,
　 　 我可不乐意 看着儿子天天受人欺负
　 　 - getting tormented just because he's different.
　 　 被人折磨 就因为他与众不同
　 　 - Now I'm telling you, it rips your heart out.
　 　 现在我跟你说了 你又得伤心了
　 　 - Well, Batman doesn't get picked on and he wears a cape.
　 　 蝙蝠侠也穿着披肩 就没人指责他
　 　 - A poncho is just a cape that goes all the way around.
　 　 斗篷不就跟披肩差不多啊
　 　 - Batman doesn't get picked on because he's a muscular genius.
　 　 蝙蝠侠不受指责 因为他是个大侠
　 　 - Manny can't make it to the top bunk.
　 　 曼尼连上铺都爬不上去
　 　 - We're taking this poncho to Manny at school.
　 　 我们要去学校把斗篷给曼尼
　 　 - It's important that he knows we support him.
　 　 必须让他知道 我们是站在他这边的
　 　 - And then we go get those massages, because that sounds good.
　 　 之后我们去做按摩 这主意还不赖
　 　 - I always take the stairs two at a time.
　 　 我一直两步一级地上楼
　 　 - I don't even think about it anymore.
　 　 想都不用想的
　 　 - The regular way would seem weird.
　 　 普通人爬楼梯简直弱爆了
　 　 - Phil, let it go. I'm faster than you.
　 　 菲尔 省省吧 我就是比你快
　 　 - If only there was some way we could settle this once and for all.
　 　 有什么办法能一次性解决这个争论就好了
　 　 - But how?
　 　 可该用什么办法呢
　 　 - You seriously wanna race me?
　 　 你真想跟我比吗
　 　 - I ran a half-marathon last year.
　 　 我去年可跑了半个马拉松的距离
　 　 - Wow. I'm half-scared.
　 　 我也吓破了半个胆
　 　 - Okay, we do need to do this. I'll go change.
　 　 好吧 确实得比一比 我去换衣服
　 　 - Not now. I got a conference call. But how about after that?
　 　 现在不行 我得开个电话会议 会后如何
　 　 - Great. This afternoon. - Sweet.
　 　 很好 就今下午 -太棒了
　 　 - Two at a time, two at a ti
　 　 两阶一步 两阶一步
　 　 - Son of a- Gotta fix that step!
　 　 我去 这楼梯得修了
　 　 - Two at a time! Already at the top, so
　 　 两阶一步 顺利登顶
　 　 - Hi, I'm Dr. Miura. I'm on call today.
　 　 我是缪拉医生 今天由我值班
　 　 - Looks like we have a little head bump.
　 　 看起来我们是撞到了头
　 　 - Yeah, it happened a couple hours ago on a- on a doorjamb.
　 　 对 大概几小时前 撞到在门框上了
　 　 - We used to do this thing in school...
　 　 我们以前在学校参加过一种课程
　 　 - where they would give you an egg and you couldn't break it.
　 　 给你一个鸡蛋 你不能把它弄破了
　 　 - And it was supposed to teach you how hard it was to be a parent.
　 　 这是为了让你体验到为人父母的艰难
　 　 - But the real thing,
　 　 但实际上
　 　 - I-it's so much harder. You know?
　 　 为人父母比那个难多了
　 　 - We did that in my school too.
　 　 我在学校也做过这个
　 　 - Didn't turn out so well.
　 　 结果都不太理想
　 　 - I went through a dozen eggs.
　 　 我耗费了一打鸡蛋
　 　 - Yeah, well, he's a nervous eater.
　 　 他一紧张就开始吃
　 　 - No, I broke a dozen eggs.
　 　 不 鸡蛋是被我弄破了
　 　 - I'm sorry. I just assumed that
　 　 很抱歉 我只是以为
　 　 - I know.
　 　 我懂
　 　 - I know what you assumed.
　 　 我懂你怎么想的
　 　 - There doesn't seem to be any mark.
　 　 看上去没留什么印迹
　 　 - Well, her head was somewhat protected. - Protected?
　 　 她头上其实戴了护具 -护具
　 　 - Was she wearing a-a hat? - Yes, yes, like a hat.
　 　 她戴了一个帽子吗 -对 差不多
　 　 - It was a wig, actually. Sort of a ghetto-fabulous Afro thing.
　 　 是假发 时下流行的非洲爆炸头
　 　 - I thought it might be medically relevant.
　 　 我觉得这有助于诊断
　 　 - Really?
　 　 是吗
　 　 - You thought "Ghetto-fabulous" Might be medically relevant?
　 　 你觉得"时下流行"跟诊断有关吗
　 　 - Maybe I should just finish with the exam. - Yes, thanks.
　 　 我还是继续检查好了 -好的 谢谢
　 　 - You'll be pleased to know that Mitchell and I intend on
　 　 我想你会很高兴知道我们打算
　 　 - raising Lily with influences from her Asian heritage.
　 　 让莉莉从小接触到亚洲文化的氛围
　 　 - That is fantastic.
　 　 很好啊
　 　 - Have you noticed any vomiting since the head bump?
　 　 撞到头之后有没有呕吐现象呢
　 　 - Uh, no. No, no, no.
　 　 不 不 没有
　 　 - We've hung some art in her room. Some Asian art.
　 　 我们在她房里挂了些东方艺术品
　 　 - And then when she's ready for solid food,
　 　 当她可以吃固体食物时
　 　 - there's a fantastic pho place...
　 　 我们家的拐角处
　 　 - right around the corner from our house.
　 　 就有一个超棒的越南米粉店
　 　 - Am I pronouncing that right? Is it pho?
　 　 我发音对吗 是米粉吗
　 　 - It's a soup.
　 　 一种汤面
　 　 - I don't know. I'm from Denver.
　 　 我不知道 我是丹佛人
　 　 - We don't have a lot of pho there.
　 　 我们那儿没有什么 米粉
　 　 - Uh, just to be sure,
　 　 再确认一下
　 　 - could you show me how hard Lily got hit?
　 　 能给我演示一下莉莉撞得有多厉害吗
　 　 - And use your head.
　 　 就用你的头
　 　 - Um, yeah. Really, it was- it was just sorta, like, uh
　 　 差不多 就像这样
　 　 - You know? - Could I see that again?
　 　 懂了吗 -能再来一次吗
　 　 - Um, it was just- just a head bump, you know.
　 　 就是 就是撞了一下头 你知道的
　 　 - How are you feeling? - Uh, fine.
　 　 那你什么感觉 -还好吧
　 　 - So is Lily.
　 　 莉莉也这么觉得
　 　 - Babies are designed to survive new parents,
　 　 宝宝天生自会应对新手家长
　 　 - so stop worrying.
　 　 所以别担心了
　 　 - You guys are doing great.
　 　 你们做得很好了
　 　 - Thank you.
　 　 谢谢
　 　 - Denver.
　 　 我是丹佛人
　 　 - I don't see any ponchos,
　 　 我没看到哪儿有斗篷
　 　 - which means either the kids don't wear them
　 　 说明孩子们要么不会穿斗篷
　 　 - or the ones who do wear them disappear.
　 　 要么穿斗篷的孩子们都被撵走了
　 　 - We're doing the right thing.
　 　 我们是对的啦
　 　 - I support Manny no matter what.
　 　 我无条件支持曼尼
　 　 - Children need to know that you believe in them.
　 　 孩子们需要你的信任
　 　 - It's the most important thing.
　 　 那非常非常重要
　 　 - If you tell them they have wings,
　 　 如果你告诉他们 他们有翅膀
　 　 - they will believe they can fly.
　 　 他们就会相信自己能飞上蓝天
　 　 - Oh, really?
　 　 噢 是吗
　 　 - I had a buddy, went to Woodstock,
　 　 我认识个老兄 去了伍德斯托克音乐节
　 　 - believed he could fly. Didn't end great.
　 　 坚信自己能飞起来 最后没啥好下场
　 　 - It's why hotel windows don't open anymore.
　 　 正因此 酒店的窗户都不敢开了
　 　 - Is something wrong? Who's died?
　 　 发生什么事了吗 谁死了
　 　 - No one, Manny.
　 　 没人死 曼尼
　 　 - Why would you even think that?
　 　 你怎么这么想呢
　 　 - In Colombia,
　 　 在哥伦比亚的时候
　 　 - Manny went to Pablo Escobar Elementary School.
　 　 曼尼念巴勃罗埃斯科瓦尔小学
　 　 - If you were pulled out of class,
　 　 如果你从课堂上被叫出来
　 　 - it was definitely to identify a body.
　 　 肯定是叫你认尸的
　 　 - Well, we got your poncho here.
　 　 好吧 我们把你的斗篷带来了
　 　 - I thought you said it made me look like
　 　 你不是说我穿着它就像
　 　 - my neck was wearing a dress.
　 　 我脖子穿了条裙子吗
　 　 - That was a joke.
　 　 我只是开玩笑的
　 　 - Oh, good! It's still in the pocket!
　 　 噢 太好了 还在包里
　 　 - What do you got there, buddy? - My pan flute.
　 　 什么还在包里 小家伙 -排箫
　 　 - I'm going to play some colombian folk music for my new classmates.
　 　 我要给新同学演奏哥伦比亚民俗音乐
　 　 - Huh. Great.
　 　 不错嘛
　 　 - I have never been more proud of you.
　 　 我真为你骄傲了
　 　 - I'm sure your friends are gonna love it.
　 　 你的朋友们一定会喜欢的
　 　 - Break the flute. - What?
　 　 把排箫毁掉 -什么
　 　 - The poncho by itself is fine.
　 　 斗篷本身没什么
　 　 - The poncho, plus the flute,
　 　 斗篷 加排箫
　 　 - plus the stupid dance
　 　 再加上蠢头蠢脑的舞蹈
　 　 - my son will die a virgin.
　 　 我儿子绝对出师未捷身先死
　 　 - That's right.
　 　 一语中的
　 　 - Hey, sport, can I take a look at that whistle?
　 　 嘿 给我看看那排箫吧
　 　 - Oh, geez. Look at that.
　 　 噢 天 弄掉了
　 　 - And now you stepped on it! - What?
　 　 而你居然还踩上去了 -什么
　 　 - What's wrong with me?
　 　 我这是怎么了啊
　 　 - Here, let me get it. - Thank you.
　 　 来 我来开门吧 -谢谢
　 　 - You know, actually, maybe you should do this. - Why?
　 　 也许真的该你来开门 -为什么
　 　 - I don't want to bump her head against the door,
　 　 我不想又把她头撞到门上了
　 　 - you know, pinch her with the seat belt.
　 　 或者说 绑安全带的时候夹到她
　 　 - Mitchell, how long are you gonna beat
　 　 米奇尔 你还要用这个失误
　 　 - yourself up over one mistake?
　 　 折磨自己多久
　 　 - Is this going to be like the blond highlights all over again?
　 　 又要像上次"挑染金发"事件一样吗
　 　 - I just- I think I suck at being a father.
　 　 我只是觉得我这个父亲当得很失败
　 　 - What are you talking about? We're new at this.
　 　 你在说什么呢 我们还是新手爸爸
　 　 - Yeah, but you're such a natural. I mean, look at you.
　 　 对 可你简直是天生的好父亲 你看你
　 　 - You walk into the room and she lights up.
　 　 你一进屋她就来精神了
　 　 - Y-You change her diaper with one hand. I
　 　 你一只手就能给她换尿片 而我
　 　 - Nice. I-I'm actually jealous of you.
　 　 好吧 我其实是在嫉妒你
　 　 - There are so many things that you do that I can't.
　 　 也有好多事儿你行我不行呢
　 　 - Y-You baby-proofed the entire house.
　 　 你把整个屋子都做好了幼儿防护
　 　 - You took care of all the adoption paperwork.
　 　 你把所有的领养文件都处理得有条不紊
　 　 - Without you, we wouldn't even have a baby to injure.
　 　 要没你 我们都没有宝宝可撞
　 　 - Just a couple of forms.
　 　 只是一些表格而已
　 　 - Actually, that was a lot of paperwork.
　 　 好吧 确实是一大堆表格
　 　 - And you got her on all those preschool waiting lists.
　 　 你还挤进了所有幼儿园的候选名单
　 　 - Can't believe you were gonna wait until she was "old enough."
　 　 不然呢 难道要等到她年龄"足够大"
　 　 - You see, that's what makes us a great team.
　 　 看到没 所以我们才是超棒的一队啊
　 　 - We each have our own strengths.
　 　 我们各有所长
　 　 - Now, who are amazing parents? - We are.
　 　 快说 谁是超棒奶爸 -我们
　 　 - I can't hear you. - We are!
　 　 我听不见 -我们
　 　 - Don't you forget it. - Okay.
　 　 可别忘了 -好啦
　 　 - Did we just lock our baby in the car?
　 　 我们是不是把宝宝锁在车里了
　 　 - Did you put the keys in the bag?
　 　 你把钥匙放在包里了吗
　 　 - I put the keys in the bag.
　 　 我把钥匙放在包里了
　 　 - Oh, Mitchell,
　 　 米奇尔
　 　 - I told you not to put the keys in the bag!
　 　 我说过不要把钥匙放在包里的嘛
　 　 - Come on! Don't freak out!
　 　 拜托 别抓狂
　 　 - Lily, it's okay!
　 　 莉莉 没事的
　 　 - *A-B-C-D-E-F-*
　 　 *A-B-C-D-E-F-*
　 　 - What, are you singing to her?
　 　 有没有搞错 你还跟她唱歌
　 　 - People get arrested for this, Mitchell.
　 　 人们会为此被逮捕的
　 　 - *H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P*
　 　 *H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P*
　 　 - Do all four doors lock? - Do you have a phone?
　 　 四个门都锁上了吗 -带手机了吗
　 　 - What?
　 　 什么
　 　 - I didn't say anything.
　 　 我什么都没说
　 　 - Couldn't hear ya. I'm cranking one of my mash-ups.
　 　 我听不到你讲话 我在享受混搭专辑
　 　 - There they are.
　 　 他们回来了
　 　 - How was the first day back in prison?
　 　 重回监狱第一天感觉如何
　 　 - Fine. - Yep
　 　 还不错 -嗯
　 　 - What are you guys doing?
　 　 你们俩在搞什么啊
　 　 - Your mom and I are racing
　 　 你妈和我要赛跑呢
　 　 - to the mailbox on Sequoia and back.
　 　 从这到红杉树那儿的信箱往返一圈
　 　 - Why? - I don't know.
　 　 为什么 -我也不懂
　 　 - Oh, she knows.
　 　 她当然懂的
　 　 - Hey, buddy. Soon as I'm done kicking a little Mom butt here,
　 　 老弟 等我大获全胜之后
　 　 - how about I school you in some Mario Kart?
　 　 我陪你练练马里奥赛车如何
　 　 - Can't. Gotta work on my journal.
　 　 不行 还得赶日记呢
　 　 - Lame!
　 　 真没劲
　 　 - Hey, uh, Alex. You?
　 　 艾丽克斯 你呢
　 　 - Uh, I have a history paper.
　 　 我要做历史卷子
　 　 - Well, if you wanna see a little history being made right here
　 　 好吧 如果你想小小见证一下历史诞生
　 　 - Not really. - Okay.
　 　 没兴趣 -好吧
　 　 - Ready? - Are you?
　 　 准备好了吗 -你呢
　 　 - I was born ready.
　 　 我生来就准备好了
　 　 - I came outta the womb wearing tiny little golden wings- - go!
　 　 我打娘胎就长着小金翅膀 -开始
　 　 - I'm breaking the window!
　 　 我来打碎玻璃
　 　 - Emergency assistance. This is Trina.
　 　 紧急援助中心 我叫崔娜
　 　 - Help! We I- We locked our baby in the car
　 　 帮帮忙 我们把宝宝锁在车里了
　 　 - and people are judging us!
　 　 人们正对着我们唧唧歪歪呢
　 　 - I swear to God, I'm gonna break it!
　 　 我对天发誓 一定要砸碎它
　 　 - Do not break the window! You'll get glass on her!
　 　 别把玻璃砸碎 玻璃会扎到她的
　 　 - Sir, please tell your wife to relax.
　 　 先生 请让你夫人冷静
　 　 - Everything is going to be okay. - That's a man.
　 　 一切都会好的 -他是个男的
　 　 - Really?
　 　 真的吗
　 　 - Don't worry, Lily! Daddy's coming for you!
　 　 别怕 莉莉 爹地来救你了
　 　 - Sir, we just sent the signal.
　 　 先生 我们刚发送了信号
　 　 - The door should be unlocked now. - Check- Check the door.
　 　 车门应该已经解锁了 -试试车门
　 　 - Check the door. Check the door. - It's not unlocked!
　 　 试试车门 试试车门 -没有开啊
　 　 - Okay.
　 　 好了
　 　 - That is amazing. How did they do that?
　 　 真不可思议 他们怎么做到的
　 　 - I don't know. It's just- We got it.
　 　 不知道 我们搞定了
　 　 - Thank you. - Did that come from space?
　 　 谢谢 -难不成是天外来客
　 　 - I run five miles a day.
　 　 我每天跑5英里
　 　 - I have a resting heart rate of 48.
　 　 我的静止心率每分钟48次
　 　 - There is no way I'm going to lose
　 　 就2英里的赛跑 我没可能会输给
　 　 - a two-mile race to Johnny Ski Pole.
　 　 这个天天撑着约翰尼滑雪杆竞走的家伙
　 　 - Saving my energy, drafting off of you.
　 　 我这是节省体力 准备来个一举攻坚
　 　 - You feeling cocky?
　 　 你现在特骄傲是吧
　 　 - Yeah, I am.
　 　 对啊 我就是
　 　 - Love it.
　 　 正中下怀
　 　 - But after seeing that T-shirt, I realized something.
　 　 但当我看到那件T恤后 我突然明白了
　 　 - The first day of school is tough on all my kids,
　 　 开学第一天对我的孩子们来说都不好过
　 　 - especially the one I married.
　 　 尤其是我嫁的这个男人
　 　 - Afterburners engaged!
　 　 内燃机启动啦
　 　 - Whoo! Don't choke on my smoke!
　 　 别被尾烟呛到哦
　 　 - And down the stretch he goes.
　 　 我要完成冲刺了
　 　 - I don't believe it!
　 　 难以置信啊
　 　 - Daddy wins! Do you believe in miracles?
　 　 老爸赢了 相信奇迹吗
　 　 - U.S.A., u.S.
　 　 美利坚万岁 美利
　 　 - Oh, no! - Oh, Jesus!
　 　 噢 不 -噢 上帝啊
　 　 - Oh, my- What was that?
　 　 天呐 刚刚那是什么
　 　 - Was that a person? - I'm good!
　 　 是个人吗 -我没事
　 　 - Dad? - I'm good.
　 　 爸爸 -我没事
　 　 - Honey, are you okay? - I'm good. Whoo!
　 　 亲爱的 你还好吗 -我没事
　 　 - You're getting better, sweetheart.
　 　 你有进步哦 宝贝
　 　 - Did I lose the race to make him feel better?
　 　 我是故意输掉让他开心点的吗
　 　 - Maybe.
　 　 也许吧
　 　 - But it just seemed like he could use a win today.
　 　 但在今天 他需要这一场胜利
　 　 - We do strange things for the people we love.
　 　 我们常常为了深爱的人做些稀奇古怪的事
　 　 - We lie to them, we lie for them.
　 　 我们对他们撒谎 我们为他们撒谎
　 　 - There may be some bumps along the way,
　 　 或许生活中难免坎坷颠簸
　 　 - but we never stop wanting the best for them.
　 　 但我们总希望他们过得尽善尽美
　 　 - That's what makes it such a tough job.
　 　 就像是肩负着最沉重的负担
　 　 - Kind of the best job in the world.
　 　 但却是世上最甜蜜的负担
　 　 - What are you doing? - Turn your eyes on the road!
　 　 你在干嘛 -好好看路
　 　 - Oh, my God! - Oh, my God!
　 　 天呐 -天呐
　 　 - Okay. - Okay.
　 　 好吧 -好吧
　 　 - All right, sweetie, this happens.
　 　 没事 宝贝 这很正常
　 　 - Remain calm. That's the first thing.
　 　 保持冷静 这是首要的
　 　 - Pull over right here. I'll get out the registration.
　 　 就停在这儿吧 我来拿证件
　 　 - Mom, I don't like cops.
　 　 妈妈 我不喜欢警察
　 　 - Ok, pull over right there.
　 　 没事儿 停下来
　 　 - I don't like cops.
　 　 我不喜欢警察
　 　 - All right, there's a space right here...
　 　 没事儿 这儿有个空位
　 　 - I can't pull over. No, I can't. - You need to pull over!
　 　 我不停下来 就不 -你必须停下
　 　 - No can do. No can do! - Phil!
　 　 你可以不停 我赞成 -菲尔
　 　 - I got priors. - I'm speeding up.
　 　 我有先例 -我在加速了
　 　 - Phil, you
　 　 菲尔 你
　 　 - Parking ticket from the mall.
　 　 刚刚那商场要收停车费
　 　 - I never paid the parking ticket.
　 　 我从不交停车费的
　 　 - Keep moving, sweetheart.
　 　 继续开 宝贝
　 　 - Dad's with me, I can speed up and
　 　 老爸支持我 我可以加速了
　 　 - It's not a movie, Hayley, and pull over!
　 　 你以为拍电影啊海莉 停车
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　 　 - Bravo! Bravo!
　 　 太棒啦 太厉害啦
　 　 - Bravo!
　 　 好样的
　 　 - Bravo!
　 　 棒极了
　 　 - Bravo, Manny! Bravo!
　 　 太厉害了 曼尼 厉害
　 　 - Well, when I heard Manny wanted to fence, I was, like,
　 　 当我听说曼尼想学击剑时 我心想
　 　 - "Sure. Uncoordinated kid, lethal weapon.
　 　 笨手笨脚的孩子 配上致命的利器
　 　 - How can this go wrong?"
　 　 能有比这还糟的吗
　 　 - What do you think now?
　 　 现在你的看法又如何呢
　 　 - I'm proud of our little Zorro.
　 　 我们的小佐罗真让我骄傲
　 　 - I mean I worked with him a little, but the kid's got skills.
　 　 虽说我也教过他几招 但他的确有天赋
　 　 - It's in his blood. His father was a master swordsman.
　 　 那是与生俱来的 他爹就是个剑术大师
　 　 - He was an artist with his sword.
　 　 堪称剑道里的艺术家
　 　 - I mean, the way he throws the sword.
　 　 他英姿焕发 挥剑抬足的样子
　 　 - I mean, he was legendary.
　 　 他就是传奇
　 　 - You know this nice moment I'm having with your son?
　 　 你知道我在享受和你儿子的父子时刻吗
　 　 - You're kind of wrecking it. - Sorry.
　 　 你有点破坏气氛了 -对不起
　 　 - Did you know that fencing goes back to the 12th century?
　 　 你们知道剑术起源于12世纪吗
　 　 - You know what's even nerdier than fencing?
　 　 你知道什么比击剑还呆吗
　 　 - Knowing when it began.
　 　 了解它的起源
　 　 - I don't think you're a nerd, Alex.
　 　 我可不认为你是呆子 艾丽克斯
　 　 - Shut up, dork.
　 　 闭嘴吧 呆子
　 　 - All right. That's my boy!
　 　 就是这样 乖儿子
　 　 - Would this be easier...
　 　 我们不如用起重机帮你
　 　 - if we suspended you from a crane?
　 　 把这玩意吊起来吧
　 　 - Any monkey can shoot a home movie.
　 　 家庭录像谁都会拍
　 　 - I pride myself on shooting home films.
　 　 但只有我能拍出家庭电影的感觉
　 　 - But, Cameron, you always just take things a little too far.
　 　 但是小卡 你做事总是做得太过了
　 　 - No, I don't.
　 　 我才没有
　 　 - Okay, your nephew's first birthday. - That's not fair.
　 　 你侄子的周岁生日 -说那事儿不公平
　 　 - You brought a wind machine.
　 　 你带了台鼓风机去
　 　 - To be fair, - Cameron,
　 　 老实说 -卡梅隆
　 　 - my vision was- - you brought a wind machine.
　 　 我本来是要 -那可是鼓风机呀
　 　 - Who puts wheels on cribs?
　 　 谁会在婴儿床上装轮子
　 　 - Ay! Sorry. Sorry.
　 　 抱歉 抱歉
　 　 - That's okay.
　 　 尽管抱
　 　 - No. No, no, no, no! My phone died.
　 　 不不不不 我手机没电了
　 　 - No biggie. Your battery probably just statically defracticated.
　 　 没什么 大概是你手机电池没静电了
　 　 - What?
　 　 什么
　 　 - It means you can recharge it with static electricity.
　 　 你给它充点静电就行了
　 　 - Just rub it on your hair.
　 　 在你头发上蹭蹭就好了
　 　 - Yes!
　 　 太棒了
　 　 - You know, I used to go to the houses of my friends,
　 　 我以前去朋友家
　 　 - I'd see their kids' trophies,
　 　 看见他们小孩得的奖杯
　 　 - and it used to bug me, you know,
　 　 心里都特别不舒服
　 　 - because there was never a trophy in my house.
　 　 因为我家从来没得过奖杯
　 　 - Not until this one.
　 　 直到她的出现
　 　 - Oh, that's a good grip.
　 　 你的手劲真大
　 　 - Can we switch seats?
　 　 和我换换位置吧
　 　 - Cam, people are staring.
　 　 小卡 别人在看你呢
　 　 - I know you're not supposed to care,
　 　 我知道父母不该在意这些事
　 　 - but it's kind of cool to have a kid in your house
　 　 但是家里有个有特长的孩子
　 　 - who's the best at something.
　 　 感觉挺不错的
　 　 - You know what I mean?
　 　 你懂我的意思吧
　 　 - Yeah, our kids are great. - They're the greatest.
　 　 我家小孩都很棒 -他们是最棒的
　 　 - Gosh, we're blessed. - We are. But, um,
　 　 我们真幸运 -没错 不过呢
　 　 - are they the best at something?
　 　 要说他们有什么特长吗
　 　 - I'd have to think about that.
　 　 我得好好想想
　 　 - Well, Alex is great at every single thing she tries,
　 　 只要艾丽克斯想做的 她都能做到最好
　 　 - so, you know, she'll find her specialty. - She will.
　 　 所以她总会找到自己的特长 -是的
　 　 - And Haley is
　 　 至于海莉嘛
　 　 - Haley is so pretty.
　 　 海莉长得多漂亮啊
　 　 - Gorgeous, gorgeous girl. - Oh, gosh.
　 　 美若天仙 我女儿美若天仙 -没错
　 　 - So she can meet someone who's the best at something.
　 　 所以她可以嫁个有特长的男人
　 　 - That's right.
　 　 说的对
　 　 - And then, uh, I guess that leaves Luke.
　 　 然后 还剩下卢克
　 　 - We dropped the ball a little bit on that one.
　 　 他是有点输在起跑线上了
　 　 - Yeah, a little bit.
　 　 的确 有那么一点
　 　 - Bravo!
　 　 厉害
　 　 - How about a nice round of applause for our winner, Manny Delgado.
　 　 请为我们的胜利者曼尼·迪尔加多鼓掌
　 　 - Manny now moves on to the championship,
　 　 曼尼晋级了总冠军争夺赛
　 　 - where he'll be competing against Caroline Markum.
　 　 他将对阵卡罗琳·马可
　 　 - We'll see you all back here at 4:30.
　 　 请在四点半准时到场观看比赛
　 　 - All right. - Bravo.
　 　 太好了 -儿子你真棒
　 　 - What she said.
　 　 我想说的和她一样
　 　 - Wow. This means more to Dad than it does to Manny.
　 　 老爸比曼尼还激动啊
　 　 - Yeah, it's his chance to be father of a champion.
　 　 是啊 这可是他成为冠军之父的机会
　 　 - Well, second chance.
　 　 其实 以前也有过机会
　 　 - We all know how the first time went.
　 　 我们都知道那次是怎么错过了
　 　 - Did I say something wrong?
　 　 我说错什么了吗
　 　 - No, no. I'm- I'm very happy for Manny.That's all.
　 　 没 才没呢 我只是太为曼尼高兴了
　 　 - Everything's always about Claire. Geez.
　 　 什么事都能扯到她身上 神啊
　 　 - I wanna thank you guys for coming by and supporting the kid.
　 　 谢谢你们过来支持我儿子
　 　 - You guys are the best!
　 　 你们是最棒的家人
　 　 - Why, Claire?
　 　 为什么受伤的总是我 克莱尔
　 　 - Really?
　 　 不是吧你
　 　 - That took a while.
　 　 你怎么去了那么久
　 　 - She's been asleep for 20 minutes.
　 　 她20分钟前就睡着了
　 　 - It just took me some time to sneak out without waking her up.
　 　 为了不弄醒她 我不得不悄悄溜走
　 　 - Kind of like the first time you slept over here.
　 　 就像你第一次在这里过夜那样
　 　 - I had a meeting.
　 　 我那是要溜出去开会
　 　 - All right. Let's talk about why you got your panties in a bunch.
　 　 好吧 我们来谈谈让你心烦意乱的原因
　 　 - What's up with you and your sister?
　 　 你和你姐之间到底怎么了
　 　 - Nothing is up. - Mm-hmm.
　 　 什么都没有 -是吗
　 　 - Or could this have something to do with... ice skating?
　 　 是不是和滑冰那事有关呀
　 　 - When Mitchell and Claire were kids.
　 　 米奇尔和克莱尔小时候
　 　 - This is interesting to no one.
　 　 没人想听这个故事
　 　 - Excuse, please. Let me finish. Thank you.
　 　 拜托 让我讲完 谢谢
　 　 - When Mitchell was 10 - Eleven.
　 　 在米奇尔10岁时 -11岁
　 　 - And Claire was 13, they
　 　 克莱尔13岁时 他们是
　 　 - were competitive ice dancers. - Figure skaters!
　 　 一对实力雄厚的冰舞小将 -是花样滑冰
　 　 - Oh, for God's sakes, I'll tell the story. Yes,
　 　 算了 还是换我来说吧 是的
　 　 - my sister and I were actually a very good team.
　 　 我姐和我真心是一对完美搭档
　 　 - We were called "Fire and Nice."
　 　 我们的组合叫"柔情似火"
　 　 - I was Fire, because of the red hair, and Claire was Nice,
　 　 我的红发象征火焰 克莱尔代表柔情
　 　 - because it was ironic and she wasn't.
　 　 那是为了讽刺她一点不温柔
　 　 - And Mitchell is still upset
　 　 米奇尔到现在还耿耿于怀
　 　 - because Claire quit the team right before some meet.
　 　 因为克莱尔在某场比赛前临阵脱逃了
　 　 - "Some meet." The 13-and-under regional championships.
　 　 什么某场 那是13岁以下地区总决赛
　 　 - Just the Emerald City at the end of my yellow brick road.
　 　 那是我人生黄砖路尽头辉煌的翡翠城
　 　 - Wow. You did it. - What?
　 　 哇 你成功了 -什么
　 　 - You made figure skating sound even gayer.
　 　 成功地把滑冰描述得更基情了
　 　 - So, seeing your dad so proud of Manny...
　 　 看到你老爸那么为曼尼骄傲
　 　 - didn't stir up any resentment?
　 　 你都没有不爽吗
　 　 - Mm-mmm. - Oh.
　 　 才没有 -好吧
　 　 - Okay, fine. You always do this.
　 　 好吧 你总是这样
　 　 - Instead of letting your feelings out, you bury them,
　 　 不断压抑自己的情感
　 　 - and then they bubble up later in hurtful ways.
　 　 等到某一刻再伤人地爆发
　 　 - Okay, you know what? Yes. All right, listen.
　 　 好啦 你说对了 听着
　 　 - I might still be holding a little resentment,
　 　 我或许仍有些不满
　 　 - but that's... embarrassing and petty
　 　 可那很丢人 又显得心胸狭隘
　 　 - and it's not a good color on me.
　 　 我再那样也不合适了
　 　 - It's kind of like you and yellow.
　 　 就像你不适合黄颜色
　 　 - You love me in my yellow shirt.
　 　 你不是很喜欢我穿黄色衣服吗
　 　 - It makes you look like the sun.
　 　 黄色让你看起来像个太阳
　 　 - Bubbling. Hurtful bubbling.
　 　 爆发了 伤人地爆发了
　 　 - Now you know why I left early that morning.
　 　 现在你知道我那早为何溜走了
　 　 - I knew you didn't have a meeting, Cam. I knew it.
　 　 我就知道你不是开会 小卡 我就知道
　 　 - There must be something wrong with this phone.
　 　 这手机肯定出了什么毛病
　 　 - I've rubbed it on my head for, like, an hour.
　 　 我都在头上蹭一个钟头了
　 　 - What? Alex.
　 　 什么 艾丽克斯
　 　 - Oh, you're such a geek.
　 　 天啊 你真是个怪胎
　 　 - At least I didn't give myself a bald spot.
　 　 至少我没把头皮磨秃
　 　 - Oh, my God! Mom!
　 　 天啊 妈妈
　 　 - Alex, don't be mean.
　 　 艾丽克斯 别这么刻薄
　 　 - Haley, stop making yourself such an easy target.
　 　 海莉 你也别那么容易掉入陷阱
　 　 - This feels right, buddy. I'm telling you, this feels right.
　 　 就是这样 老弟 就是这样
　 　 - What are you guys doing? - Pursuing excellence.
　 　 你们要去哪 -去创造天才
　 　 - We make a list of areas the boy might excel at
　 　 我们帮卢克列了个成功潜力表
　 　 - and... baseball. - Love it.
　 　 然后选择了棒球 -不错
　 　 - Yeah. I read it only takes 10,000 hours to achieve excellence.
　 　 是啊 书上说一万小时的训练就能练成天才
　 　 - You've already got, what, how many hours playing ball?
　 　 你已经练了 你大概练多久了
　 　 - Well, I played, like, one season, so, like, 6,000 hours?
　 　 我练一个赛季了 得有六千小时吧
　 　 - Yeah. I can see why you ruled out math.
　 　 怪不得你们没选数学
　 　 - Yeah, of course I want Luke to be successful.
　 　 我当然想要卢克成功
　 　 - But I don't think that a parent can just force that.
　 　 可我不喜欢揠苗助长
　 　 - I think you just have to have
　 　 我觉得你只要有信心
　 　 - faith that the kid's gonna find his own way.
　 　 孩子们会发现自己的闪光点
　 　 - Besides, Luke already is the best at something- being my son.
　 　 再说 能成为我儿子 已经够卢克骄傲了
　 　 - It sounded a lot less lame in my head.
　 　 这话说出口来就弱掉了
　 　 - I have got a good feeling about this.
　 　 我预感这将会进展顺利
　 　 - This is gonna be your sport.
　 　 你肯定是打棒球的料
　 　 - Last year, you said basketball was my sport.
　 　 去年你说过我是打篮球的料
　 　 - Look, I've said a lot of things I wish I could take back but I can't.
　 　 听着 我说过很多让我追悔莫及的话
　 　 - What I can do...
　 　 我能做的
　 　 - is be the dad you need me to be to help you become masterful.
　 　 只有当一个能够帮助你登上顶峰的爸爸
　 　 - You wanna be masterful? - I guess.
　 　 你想登峰造极吗 -大概吧
　 　 - There's my killer! Okay.
　 　 真是个好孩子 好吧
　 　 - Our journey of 10,000 hours...
　 　 我们一万小时的训练计划
　 　 - begins with a single pitch.
　 　 就从简单的投球开始吧
　 　 - I believe in my boy.
　 　 我看好你哟
　 　 - I ain't gonna quit you.
　 　 我不会放弃你的
　 　 - Let's burn one in here.
　 　 投一个过来
　 　 - That's good. That's a good start.
　 　 很好 你开了一个好头
　 　 - Okay, you rest that cannon while I run this down, okay?
　 　 你休息一下 我去捡球
　 　 - Okay, let's keep all the batters right here.
　 　 尽量往这个方向投球
　 　 - Oh, should've- should've worn my cup. Should've worn my cup.
　 　 我该把护裆穿上 真该把护裆穿上
　 　 - Home run!
　 　 全垒打[打进家里]
　 　 - This one's really in here, buddy.
　 　 球肯定在这里的某处 老弟
　 　 - Okay. Very, very, very, very good first hour.
　 　 很好 第一个小时真是非常非常不错
　 　 - Toss me your glove. I'll put some oil on it.
　 　 把手套给我 我给它上点油
　 　 - Everything okay? - Yes.
　 　 没事吧 -没事
　 　 - I was telling my grandmother how great was Manny today.
　 　 我刚告诉奶奶 曼尼今天有多厉害
　 　 - So that wasn't angry talk?
　 　 你不是在吵架啊
　 　 - No, silly. That was happy talk.
　 　 才不是 傻瓜 我聊得开心呢
　 　 - I'm beginning to understand
　 　 我开始了解
　 　 - why there's so much conflict on your continent.
　 　 为啥你们南美那么多暴力冲突了
　 　 - Here. Check this out.
　 　 来 看看这个
　 　 - Ah, Jay.
　 　 哦杰
　 　 - Jay loves to make T-shirts for special occasions.
　 　 杰喜欢为特殊时刻制作纪念衫
　 　 - Come on, baby. Show them.
　 　 来吧 宝贝 给他们瞧瞧
　 　 - A few years back, my granddaughter Haley ran a 5K,
　 　 几年前 我孙女海莉跑五千米
　 　 - so I had a few of these made up.
　 　 于是我做了一些这样的衬衫
　 　 - It's just fun.
　 　 太好玩了
　 　 - I love it when you're so proud of Manny.
　 　 我很高兴你那么为曼尼骄傲
　 　 - You know, I'm not gonna lie.
　 　 确实 老实说
　 　 - Seeing him out there slicing those kids to pieces,
　 　 看见他把那些小孩打得落花流水
　 　 - you know, it gets to ya.
　 　 我真是开心
　 　 - Gracias, mi amor. - I'm sorry to interrupt.
　 　 多谢你 宝贝 -很抱歉打断你们
　 　 - It's okay, papi. - Hey, champ! I got a little something for you.
　 　 没事 -小冠军 给你点小东西
　 　 - And I have something for you. Here.
　 　 我也正要给你个东西 拿着
　 　 - I will not be needing it anymore.
　 　 我不再需要它了
　 　 - But the finals? - I am retired.
　 　 那决赛怎么办 -我要退役了
　 　 - Wait, wait, wait.
　 　 等下 等下 等下
　 　 - You can't retire.
　 　 你不能退役啊
　 　 - It's just not fun anymore.
　 　 我觉得这不好玩了
　 　 - Well, that's probably just butterflies.
　 　 那只是你一时冲动
　 　 - Come on. You're gonna be fine.
　 　 拜托 你没问题的
　 　 - Look, if he doesn't want to, it's his decision.
　 　 听着 如果他不想比 那是他的决定
　 　 - Ah, the hell it is.
　 　 决定个鬼
　 　 - He shouldn't be doing anything that makes him nervous.
　 　 他觉得太紧张 就别逼他做
　 　 - Papi, I support you.
　 　 宝贝 我支持你
　 　 - I'm not nervous. I just don't want to fight a girl.
　 　 我不是紧张 我只是不想和一个女孩对决
　 　 - What?
　 　 什么
　 　 - Defeating a woman will be a mark on my honor.
　 　 赢过一个女人会是我荣誉册上的污点
　 　 - Why?
　 　 为啥
　 　 - Because men are always so superior to woman?
　 　 因为你们男人总是比我们女人厉害吗
　 　 - So superior that you cannot even finish your sentence?
　 　 你厉害得连话都说不全了吗
　 　 - Dude.
　 　 老弟
　 　 - Manny, you always call yourself the lover of women,
　 　 曼尼 你常称自己为女人的贴心小情人
　 　 - but if you don't compete with this girl,
　 　 如果你不和那女孩比赛
　 　 - you're showing me and all the woman that you don't respect us.
　 　 就说明你根本不尊重我们女人
　 　 - I'm sorry.
　 　 对不起
　 　 - Okay, so, take back your sword...
　 　 所以 拿回你的剑
　 　 - and go fight this girl like a bull. - Okay.
　 　 像个公牛一样打败她 -好的
　 　 - Can't hear you! - Okay!
　 　 说大声点 -好的
　 　 - I can't hear you! - That's really as loud as I can go.
　 　 再大声点 -那真是我最大嗓门了
　 　 - What does it take to make a great salesman?
　 　 如何成为一名好的推销员
　 　 - It's no big secret.
　 　 其实没什么窍门
　 　 - You just follow the ABC's of salesmanship: Always Be Closing.
　 　 只要遵从销售的基本法则 "一定要成交"
　 　 - Don't ever forget
　 　 永远不要忘记
　 　 - great home ideas just keep lurking, mostly nearby.
　 　 好的房屋卖点就藏在你身边
　 　 - Often people question realtors' sincerity.
　 　 人们通常会质疑房产经纪人的诚实度
　 　 - Take umbrage. Violators will
　 　 你马上装作生气 冒犯者就会
　 　 - Oh, shoot. X- X
　 　 糟了 什么词是X开头的...
　 　 - And this is the great room,
　 　 这间屋子真心棒
　 　 - although "Great" hardly seems to do a room like this justice.
　 　 即使"棒"这个词已经配不上这间屋了
　 　 - Weird, squiggly painting not included.
　 　 请忽略这幅诡异的弯弯曲曲的画
　 　 - I actually love it. - I do too.
　 　 其实我挺喜欢这画的 -我也喜欢
　 　 - It's really beautiful.
　 　 真美
　 　 - Um, all custom built-ins, and you will notice just
　 　 橱柜都是定制内嵌的 你会发现
　 　 - just tons of natural light, so that's great.
　 　 房子采光充足 多好啊
　 　 - Did I need the sale? Yes.
　 　 我想做成这笔生意吗 当然想
　 　 - Was I worried? No.
　 　 但我为之担心吗 当然不
　 　 - Why? Because. Because why?
　 　 为啥 因为 因为啥呢
　 　 - Because I won't sell anything I don't believe in.
　 　 因为我不会推销我不相信的东西
　 　 - And when I believe, you believe.
　 　 当我信了 你也会信的
　 　 - I could sell a fur coat to an Eskimo.
　 　 我能把皮毛大衣卖给一个爱斯基摩人
　 　 - Yeah, Phil, I'm sorry. It's a beautiful house.
　 　 菲尔 很抱歉 这个房子很漂亮
　 　 - But I'm just not sure how kid-friendly it is,
　 　 只是我不确定这是否适合孩子居住
　 　 - and we have two small children.
　 　 我们有两个小孩
　 　 - I mean, these stairs alone.
　 　 光是这些楼梯
　 　 - Dad, this place is awesome.
　 　 老爸 这地方酷毙了
　 　 - Not now, Luke. - Did you see the backyard?
　 　 现在不行 卢克 -你看后院了吗
　 　 - It's got room for 10 tree houses.
　 　 足以放下十间树屋呢
　 　 - And the bedroom's got a window on the ceiling.
　 　 卧室的天花板上有窗户
　 　 - I wish we could live here.
　 　 我希望我们也能住在这儿
　 　 - I wish you'd go back out to the patio where- - Do you really?
　 　 我希望你回露台去 -真的吗
　 　 - Oh, yeah. Our house sucks compared to this one.
　 　 是的 我家房子比这差多了
　 　 - It really does.
　 　 确实差太多
　 　 - There you are.
　 　 你们回来啦
　 　 - I'm gonna get changed and
　 　 我去换衣服
　 　 - then we'll go back to Manny's match, okay?
　 　 然后一起去看曼尼的比赛
　 　 - Dad doesn't want me to go. - What? Why?
　 　 爸爸不希望我去 -什么 为什么
　 　 - Remember when you were all worried that our son's a dud?
　 　 还记得你曾担心咱儿子很没用吗
　 　 - Okay. That's not exactly the way I remember it.
　 　 我印象中可没说"没用"什么的
　 　 - Turns out he's a natural.
　 　 实验证明 他很有天分
　 　 - At what? - At selling.
　 　 哪方面 -推销
　 　 - Hey, Titans of residential real estate.
　 　 住宅房地产的泰坦巨神们
　 　 - That's right, I'm talking to you,
　 　 对 哥就说你们呢
　 　 - Sandy Brewster, Skip Woosnum, J.J. McCubbin.
　 　 桑迪·布鲁斯特 斯奇普·沃思南 麦卡宾
　 　 - Hear those footsteps? That's Luke Dunphy,
　 　 听到后浪的脚步了吗 那是卢克·邓菲
　 　 - and he's gonna drink your milk shake.
　 　 他要把你们拍死在沙滩上了
　 　 - That's amazing.
　 　 不可思议
　 　 - Right? - Incredible.
　 　 对吧 -难以置信
　 　 - So, the buyer's coming back
　 　 然后买家将在一个小时内
　 　 - in an hour with her husband, and I need him.
　 　 和她丈夫一起过来 我需要卢克
　 　 - I am telling you, that kid is a genius.
　 　 告诉你 这孩子是个天才
　 　 - There's the rainmaker.
　 　 我们的招财小神童驾到
　 　 - Why is your iPod in your mouth? - I'm charging it.
　 　 你的iPod怎么在嘴里 -给它充电呢
　 　 - Alex. Alex!
　 　 艾丽克斯 艾丽克斯
　 　 - So, there's no part of you
　 　 难道你一点也不想
　 　 - that wants to clear the air with your sister?
　 　 和你姐姐消除误会吗
　 　 - Nope.
　 　 不想
　 　 - Okay, fine. That's your family's way. I'll respect that.
　 　 好吧 我尊重你家的处事方式
　 　 - But you should know, it's hard on the people who love you.
　 　 但你该知道 这对爱你的人来说很难受
　 　 - Cam - We feel the tension.
　 　 小卡 -你让我们压力山大
　 　 - We hear the words that cut like knives.
　 　 你说的话句句伤人
　 　 - Hey, guys! I brought orange slices.
　 　 各位 我带了切好的橙子
　 　 - Okay, you know what? I can't bear this.
　 　 好吧 我受不了了
　 　 - Claire, Mitchell still resents you
　 　 克莱尔 米奇尔仍然对你小时候
　 　 - for quitting the figure skating team when you were kids.
　 　 退出花样滑冰队的事耿耿于怀
　 　 - Ladies, come inside with me, please.
　 　 小姐们 请跟我进去
　 　 - Work it out. Come on.
　 　 你俩把问题解决了 我们走
　 　 - Thanks, Cam. - Is he serious?
　 　 谢谢 小卡 -他说的是真的吗
　 　 - Is that what your little jab was about this morning?
　 　 所以你今早才用话攻击我吗
　 　 - Okay. No. Yes. Okay, yes. Yes.
　 　 不是 是 好吧 是这么回事
　 　 - I guess I'm still a little angry.
　 　 我想我仍然有点小生气
　 　 - But, you know, you stole my moment, Claire.
　 　 但你夺走了我的辉煌时刻 克莱尔
　 　 - Yeah, 21 years ago. - Okay, but it doesn't matter to you...
　 　 是 21年前 -对你来说无所谓
　 　 - because you had your own moments.
　 　 因为你有你自己的光辉时刻
　 　 - You had cheerleading and high school plays
　 　 你是啦啦队队长 参演校园剧
　 　 - and making out with the quarterback.
　 　 还与球队四分卫搞亲热
　 　 - Oh come on, You made out with him too.
　 　 拜托 你也和他搞过
　 　 - Yeah, but we had to keep it a secret.
　 　 是 但我们是偷偷摸摸的
　 　 - You shouldn't have quit.
　 　 你不该退出
　 　 - It was selfish. - You wanna know why I quit?
　 　 太自私了 -想知道我退出的原因吗
　 　 - I quit to protect you. - From what?
　 　 为了保护你 -保护什么
　 　 - Glory? Fame? Press conferences?
　 　 得到荣誉 名声还是记者招待会
　 　 - What? Come on. I was bigger than you.
　 　 别这样 我那时比你重
　 　 - I was bigger than you,
　 　 我比你重
　 　 - and I was afraid you wouldn't be able to lift me.
　 　 我害怕你举不动我
　 　 - You were dropping me in practice,
　 　 练习的时候你摔了我
　 　 - And I didn't want you to - I dropped you twice.
　 　 我不想让你 -就摔过两次
　 　 - Three times. - humiliate yourself in front of all those people.
　 　 三次 -在那么多人面前丢脸
　 　 - You dropped me all the time.
　 　 我一直被你摔
　 　 - Come on. Could you just forgive me and move on?
　 　 行啦 你就原谅我 忘掉过去吧
　 　 - Of course. Yes, yes. Yes, of- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
　 　 当然可以 没错 对不起
　 　 - Oh. This must seem so petty, huh?
　 　 我是不是很小气
　 　 - Well, it's a little silly, but we all have our thing, don't we?
　 　 只是有点傻 但我们都有些小心结 不是吗
　 　 - I'm just glad you're getting it out of you.
　 　 很高兴你能释怀了
　 　 - Are you trying to lift me? You are. You're trying to lift me. Oh!
　 　 你是在举我吗 你真的是想把我举起来
　 　 - Stay focused, stay loose and stay angry.
　 　 保持专注 保持冷静 保持怒气
　 　 - Who's the toughest? - I am.
　 　 谁最强悍 -我
　 　 - Who's the bravest? - I am.
　 　 谁最勇敢 -我
　 　 - Who's the baddest?
　 　 谁最棒
　 　 - Can you guys ask all the questions now
　 　 你们能一口气问完吗
　 　 - so I don't have to keep lifting this?
　 　 我就不用一遍遍举起这面罩了
　 　 - Go. - Go get 'em!
　 　 上吧 -加油
　 　 - There we go. You all set? - Yeah.
　 　 开始了 准备好了吗 -是的
　 　 - Okay, go get 'em. Good luck.
　 　 好嘞 加油 好运哦
　 　 - Excuse me. Is this seat taken? - No. Sit.
　 　 请问这有人坐吗 -没有 坐吧
　 　 - Oh, thank you.
　 　 谢谢
　 　 - Oh, is Manny yours? - Yes.
　 　 曼尼是你家孩子吗 -是的
　 　 - Oh, he's quite good. I saw him earlier.
　 　 他非常棒 我看过他比赛
　 　 - Thank you.
　 　 谢谢
　 　 - Is she your little girl? - Oh, Caroline? No. No.
　 　 那是你女儿吗 -卡罗琳吗 不是
　 　 - Sadly, her parents passed away.
　 　 很遗憾 她的父母都过世了
　 　 - I'm her nurse down at the children's hospital.
　 　 我是她在儿童医院的护士
　 　 - But all of my patients are like family to me.
　 　 但我视所有病人为家人
　 　 - Well, our boys are enjoying themselves.
　 　 孩子们玩得很开心
　 　 - Yeah. I can talk about
　 　 是啊 我可以谈论
　 　 - crown moldings and recessed lighting until the cows come home,
　 　 一整天的天花线和嵌入灯
　 　 - but nothing compares with that sound right there.
　 　 但没有什么能与孩子的笑声相媲美
　 　 - Oh. Hey, buddy. Oh, he's fine.
　 　 老弟啊 他没事
　 　 - My foot. I think it's backwards.
　 　 我的脚 我感觉脚扭过去了
　 　 - It's not backwards. - Wh-What happened?
　 　 没扭过去 -怎么回事
　 　 - It's the stupid floors! They're too slippery.
　 　 都是这破地板 太滑了
　 　 - Oak. Also known as nature's pillow.
　 　 橡木家具也被称为自然的枕头
　 　 - It's like ice. - Now, let's not start blaming the floors.
　 　 像冰一样滑 -好了 别责备地板了
　 　 - You shouldn't have been running. - I saw a ghost.
　 　 你不该跑的 -我看到一个鬼
　 　 - Ghosts. Hey, Phil Dunphy. Okay, that's me.
　 　 鬼 我是菲尔·邓菲 是我的错
　 　 - That's acting like a natural shoehorn.
　 　 这楼梯就像个天然鞋拔子
　 　 - Okay. Probably better all take
　 　 好吧 大家最好都脱了鞋
　 　 - our shoes off for this part of the tour. Follow me.
　 　 再上楼参观 跟我来
　 　 - She's our little miracle.
　 　 她是我们的奇迹
　 　 - Oh. I only wish her father had made it back
　 　 要是她爸爸没死在阿富汗战场
　 　 - from Afghanistan to see this.
　 　 还能来看比赛就好了
　 　 - Oh, there's our cheering section.
　 　 我们的啦啦队来了
　 　 - Over here, you guys.
　 　 这边 朋友们
　 　 - Oh, my God. We have to stop him.
　 　 我的神呐 我们必须阻止他
　 　 - Maybe I can pull the fire alarm.
　 　 也许我可以拉响火警警报器
　 　 - Expect no mercy.
　 　 别指望我会手软
　 　 - Bring it on, big boy.
　 　 放马过来吧 小子
　 　 - I'm-I'm glad Dad's proud of Manny. I am.
　 　 我很高兴爸爸为曼尼骄傲 真的
　 　 - I just- It would have been nice to see him that proud of us.
　 　 我只是希望看到他为我们骄傲
　 　 - By us, I mean me.
　 　 我说我们 其实是指我自己
　 　 - And you sincerely thought that the path to Dad's approval...
　 　 你真觉得通过花样滑冰
　 　 - was going to be through figure skating?
　 　 能得到爸爸的认可吗
　 　 - Mitchell, I am fairly confident that Dad's proudest moment...
　 　 米奇尔 我绝对确信爸爸最骄傲的时刻
　 　 - was when you finally took off the flame-red unitard.
　 　 是你终于脱下那红色火焰紧身衣之时
　 　 - I am not claiming that any of this is rational.
　 　 我又没说我的话一定合理
　 　 - I'm-I'm sorry. I'm sorry for being such a pill, okay?
　 　 对不起 我不该这么惹人厌
　 　 - Um, actually, I always felt very guilty for quitting.
　 　 其实 我一直为退出而内疚
　 　 - I know how much you loved figure skating.
　 　 我知道你非常热爱花样滑冰
　 　 - I never really loved skating.
　 　 我从未真正喜爱过滑冰
　 　 - Uh, what?
　 　 什么
　 　 - Um, all right, this is gonna sound a little gay.
　 　 好吧 这么说感觉有点娘
　 　 - But, um, when-when you and I skated together,
　 　 但是 当我们一起滑冰的时候
　 　 - you weren't the mean older sister
　 　 你不再是刻薄的姐姐
　 　 - and I wasn't the clingy little brother.
　 　 我也不是缠人的小弟弟
　 　 - We were- we were a team, and
　 　 我们是一个团队
　 　 - Well, let's face it,
　 　 说实在的
　 　 - we've kind of grown apart in the past few years.
　 　 过去几年 我们之间渐渐疏远
　 　 - And with Mom and Dad's divorce, we were on opposing sides.
　 　 因为爸妈的离婚 我们又站在对立面
　 　 - And I- I just- I miss being on your team.
　 　 我只是怀念你我并肩作战的时候
　 　 - That's...
　 　 这...
　 　 - a little gay. - There we go.
　 　 是有点娘 -看吧
　 　 - Claire, where are you going?
　 　 克莱尔 你要去哪
　 　 - Claire?
　 　 克莱尔
　 　 - No way.
　 　 不是吧
　 　 - Get up.
　 　 起来
　 　 - Really? -Mm-m
　 　 真的吗 -嗯
　 　 - Don't drop me.
　 　 别把我摔了
　 　 - Put it away or lose it.
　 　 再不拿开 我给你砸了
　 　 - Somebody's got to put a stop to this.
　 　 神呐 让这一切停止吧
　 　 - That's it, Mitchell.
　 　 做得好 米奇尔
　 　 - So, can we take you and Caroline out for ice cream?
　 　 我们能请你们吃冰淇林吗
　 　 - We can't. She's diabetic.
　 　 不行啊 她有糖尿病
　 　 - Of course she is.
　 　 猜都猜到了
　 　 - A round of applause for our winner, Manny Delgado.
　 　 掌声祝贺我们的冠军 曼尼·迪尔加多
　 　 - Let's get out of here. Get this thing in the trunk.
　 　 快走吧 把这玩意放后备箱里
　 　 - I can't decide if I'm feeling more proud or mortified.
　 　 我都不知道我是骄傲还是窘迫了
　 　 - How about now?
　 　 那现在呢
　 　 - We tell our kids it doesn't matter if you win or lose,
　 　 我们教育孩子们说 输赢无所谓
　 　 - but let's be honest.
　 　 但平心而论
　 　 - Winning feels pretty great.
　 　 胜利的感觉好极了
　 　 - There's nothing like that golden moment in the sun.
　 　 他们在阳光下的那一刻是无与伦比的美丽
　 　 - I think every parent probably wants that for their child.
　 　 也许每位家长都希望孩子能有这样的时刻
　 　 - And maybe a little bit for ourselves too.
　 　 甚至希望自己也能这样
　 　 - Sometimes we push too hard.
　 　 有时我们太苛求结果
　 　 - And that leads to a lot of resentment and guilt.
　 　 结果导致许多怨恨和愧疚
　 　 - Yes! Yes!
　 　 太棒了
　 　 - So, how much is too much? Here's where I come out.
　 　 怎么才不算过分呢 我的想法是
　 　 - Guilt fades.
　 　 愧疚总会过去
　 　 - Hardware is forever.
　 　 奖牌才是硬道理
　 　 - You're mad, aren't you? - I'm not mad.
　 　 你在生气 是吗 -没有
　 　 - Yes, you are. - No, I'm not.
　 　 是的 你在生气 -我没生气
　 　 - You're a little jealous. - I'm happy for the two of you.
　 　 你有点嫉妒 -我为你俩感到高兴
　 　 - All right, come on. We'll do one. Stay there.
　 　 好吧 我们也来一次 站在那
　 　 - For real? -Yep.
　 　 真来呀 -当然
　 　 - Feel better? - Yeah. Oh, do me now. Come on.
　 　 感觉好点了吗 -是 我来一次
　 　 - What are you talking about?
　 　 开什么国际玩笑
　 　 - Are you serious?
　 　 你当真
　 　 - Cam, no.
　 　 小卡 别
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　 　 - Ah- Fix that step.
　 　 噢 要修下楼梯
　 　 - Morning! - I'm still sleeping.
　 　 早上好 -人家还在睡觉呢
　 　 - Happy anniversary. - Hmm.
　 　 结婚纪念日快乐 -嗯
　 　 - And they said we wouldn't last. - Yeah.
　 　 他们还说我们不能长久 -对呀
　 　 - Who said that? - Oh, look at you. You're cute.
　 　 谁说的 -你看你 太萌了你
　 　 - Go ahead. Open it. - What have you done?
　 　 快点 打开看看 -你又搞啥了
　 　 - Nothing. Something. Nothing.
　 　 没什么 没什么 没什么
　 　 - It's a View- Master. - Look inside.
　 　 立体镜哇 -看看吧
　 　 - Oh, it's us.
　 　 是我们的相片
　 　 - Look at how young we are.
　 　 看我们多年轻
　 　 - Oh, God, that perm.
　 　 天啊 你那时候烫的头
　 　 - Yeah, it really framed my face.
　 　 对啊 那发型衬托出了我的脸型
　 　 - Why is there a picture of a bracelet?
　 　 怎么有个手镯的照片
　 　 - Huh. Must be some kind of a mistake.
　 　 哈 有可能搞错了
　 　 - What the heck is that? - Phil, you didn't.
　 　 是什么玩意儿啊 -菲尔 不会吧
　 　 - What did - Did he, did he?
　 　 你该不会 -有吗 有吗
　 　 - Oh, my God.
　 　 噢 天啊
　 　 - It's beautiful. Oh, sweetie, I love it.
　 　 太漂亮了 亲爱的 我太喜欢了
　 　 - Okay, your turn. - My turn? Where is it?
　 　 好了 该看给你的礼物了 -该我啦 哪里
　 　 - It's on the bureau. - Oh.
　 　 梳妆柜上面 -哦
　 　 - I'm surprised I didn't see it.
　 　 我居然没看到
　 　 - Where? - It's there. The red envelope.
　 　 在哪 -就那儿 红色信封
　 　 - Oh. So - - card?
　 　 哦 就 贺卡吗
　 　 - No. That's where you're wrong.
　 　 不 你猜错了
　 　 - I am so excited.
　 　 我开始亢奋了
　 　 - Hey. Coupons for...
　 　 嘿 优惠券
　 　 - five free hugs.
　 　 免费5次拥抱
　 　 - You don't like it? - Are you kidding me? I love it.
　 　 不喜欢吗 -开玩笑 喜欢死了
　 　 - It's so creative. Coupons for hugs,
　 　 太有创意了 拥抱优惠券
　 　 - which are usually free.
　 　 其实本来就不要钱
　 　 - But this makes it official, which is so great.
　 　 但是这样就看起来很正式 真心不错
　 　 - I was so proud of myself when I thought of it...
　 　 我很骄傲能想到如此绝妙的点子
　 　 - because you're impossible to buy for.
　 　 因为完全不知道给你买什么
　 　 - You never want anything.
　 　 你从来就没有想要的东西
　 　 - Um, things I want:
　 　 那个...我想要的东西嘛
　 　 - Robot dog, night- vision goggles, bug vacuum,
　 　 机器狗 夜视镜 吸虫器
　 　 - G.P.S. Watch, speakers that look like rocks.
　 　 GPS手表 石头样子的音箱
　 　 - I love my wife, but she sucks at giving gifts.
　 　 我爱我老婆 但她送礼物太他妈没谱了
　 　 - I'm sorry for the pay- channel language,
　 　 不好意思我爆粗口了
　 　 - but- Oh, yogurt maker.
　 　 但是 哦 酸奶机
　 　 - I can't not think of things I want.
　 　 一想到我喜欢的那些东西就抓狂
　 　 - I can't tell if she needs a diaper change.
　 　 我都不知道她什么时候需要换尿布
　 　 - I'd think we'd be able to tell.
　 　 湿了就该换了呀
　 　 - No, with these diapers, it's hard to tell.
　 　 不 穿上这种尿布不好分辨
　 　 - Triple leakage protection. - LeakLock.
　 　 三重防漏 -专业防漏
　 　 - Contours to protect her little body.
　 　 特殊设计 呵护宝宝
　 　 - No gapping or chapping.
　 　 严丝合缝 绝无渗漏
　 　 - Cam, do you think that maybe we need a-
　 　 小卡 你觉得我们是不是需要一晚
　 　 - Night out. Yeah.
　 　 精彩夜生活 对
　 　 - Yeah. Yes. Just a few hours with a couple of adults,
　 　 对 就是和一群成年人混几个小时
　 　 - few drinks, no baby talk.
　 　 喝点酒 不谈宝宝
　 　 - It'll make us better parents.
　 　 那会让我们成为更称职的家长
　 　 - Stop drilling. You've struck oil.
　 　 别诱惑我了 你的目的达到了
　 　 - We'll get Gloria to babysit. We're going out.
　 　 我们把孩子交给歌洛莉亚照看 然后出去玩
　 　 - You got some spittle.
　 　 你沾了点口水
　 　 - Do I? You know who'd be fun to call?
　 　 有吗 你觉得我们叫谁比较好
　 　 - Sal. - Sal.
　 　 萨尔 -萨尔
　 　 - Ooh, raise the roof, Lily. Yeah.
　 　 来跳舞狂欢吧 莉莉 好耶
　 　 - We're calling Sal.
　 　 我们要叫上萨尔
　 　 - Sal is our very best friend in the whole wide world.
　 　 萨尔绝对是我们在世上最好的朋友
　 　 - The reason we love her so much...
　 　 我们那么爱她的原因嘛...
　 　 - is she has absolutely no inhibitions. - No.
　 　 就是她绝对放得开 -绝对的
　 　 - And that's before she starts drinking.
　 　 那还是在她喝酒之前
　 　 - Hanging out with her...
　 　 和她一起玩
　 　 - is like an Amsterdam Saturday night every day of the week.
　 　 就像每天都是阿姆斯特丹周六狂欢夜
　 　 - And, ironically,
　 　 讽刺的是
　 　 - Sal's not allowed back into Amsterdam.
　 　 萨尔被禁止进入阿姆斯特丹酒吧
　 　 - Any day of the week.
　 　 哪天都不行
　 　 - Of course we would love to have the baby.
　 　 我们当然愿意照看宝宝
　 　 - All the other cousins are sleeping over tonight.
　 　 她的表哥表姐们今天晚上都要来过夜
　 　 - The more, the merrier.
　 　 人多才热闹
　 　 - Okay, see you tonight. Bye- bye.
　 　 好的 晚上见 拜拜
　 　 - Is Haley still coming?
　 　 海莉还来不
　 　 - You're related. I will spray you with the hose.
　 　 你们是亲戚 再打她主意 我用水管喷你
　 　 - All the grandkids are
　 　 所有的孙儿门都
　 　 - coming over for Jay's Night. Family tradition.
　 　 要来杰的夜间派对 算是家庭传统吧
　 　 - Everybody wears P.J.'s, which they love.
　 　 每个人都得穿睡衣 那是他们的最爱
　 　 - I make my famous sloppy Jays, which are really sloppy joes...
　 　 我做的炒牛肉"杰" 其实就是炒牛肉酱
　 　 - but made by Jay, which they love.
　 　 但是是我杰做的 他们也喜欢
　 　 - And then we all watch a Western together,
　 　 然后我们一起看一个西部电影
　 　 - which they don't really care for, but hey, it's Jay's Night.
　 　 他们不喜欢没关系 因为今夜以杰为中心
　 　 - So, Mom, there's a party tonight at Andrew Adler's,
　 　 妈 安德鲁·艾德勒家里晚上有派对
　 　 - and everybody's gonna be there.
　 　 大家都要去
　 　 - Ooh, that sounds like so much fun, but I have other plans.
　 　 听起来不错 但是我有其他安排
　 　 - Oh, that's hi- larious. But I'm talking about me.
　 　 真有意思 但我指的是我要去
　 　 - That's unusual. - Honey,
　 　 真是"反常"啊 -亲爱的
　 　 - you said you'd go to your grandfather's tonight.
　 　 你说你今晚要去外公家
　 　 - See, that's what's so perfect about this.
　 　 对啊 所以才刚刚好嘛
　 　 - Andrew only lives, like, a couple blocks away from Grandpa's.
　 　 安德鲁家离外公家只有几个街区
　 　 - So I figured that I could go-
　 　 我觉得我可以
　 　 - Sweetie, you made a commitment.
　 　 亲爱的 你答应好了的
　 　 - But I really want to go. Plus, every time I go over to Grandpa's,
　 　 但是我真的想去嘛 还有每次我去外公那儿
　 　 - Manny just stares at me the whole time.
　 　 曼尼总是直勾勾地盯着我看
　 　 - Maybe if you wore a bra- - Alex.
　 　 可能如果你穿上胸罩 -艾丽克斯
　 　 - What? I can't wait to go to Grandpa's.
　 　 怎么了嘛 我迫不及待想去外公那里
　 　 - Family means everything to me. - 'Cause you have no friends.
　 　 家人对我来说就是一切 -因为你没朋友
　 　 - No. Because I love Grandpa.
　 　 才不是 因为我爱外公
　 　 - And he's getting older.
　 　 他一天比一天老了
　 　 - Who knows how many years he has left?
　 　 天知道他还能活多少年
　 　 - Is Grandpa dying? - Didn't they tell you?
　 　 外公要死了吗 -他们没跟你说吗
　 　 - Alex, stop torturing your brother.
　 　 艾丽克斯 不要折磨你弟弟了
　 　 - No. Your grandfather is fine.
　 　 不 你外公身体好得很
　 　 - For now.
　 　 现在而已
　 　 - Hmm. Who could that be?
　 　 嗯 会是谁呢
　 　 - You expecting someone special?
　 　 你想到是某个特殊人物吗
　 　 - Thank you.
　 　 谢谢
　 　 - Flowers too? - I'm sorry.
　 　 还送花呀 -对不起嘛
　 　 - Oh, what are you apologizing for? They're gorgeous.
　 　 道什么歉啊 这花太漂亮了
　 　 - That's too much. With the View- Master and the bracelet...
　 　 有点过火 什么立体镜啊 手镯啊
　 　 - and the flowers and the balloons-
　 　 花啊 还有气球啊
　 　 - Balloons? - They're attached to your car.
　 　 还有气球 -栓在你的汽车上
　 　 - I just don't want you to feel bad...
　 　 我只是不想让你因为
　 　 - about your little... coupons.
　 　 只准备了优惠券 心存愧疚
　 　 - Wait a minute. You- You
　 　 等等 你是不是
　 　 - thought the coupons were your only present?
　 　 觉得你的礼物只有优惠券
　 　 - Are you kidding me? - They aren't?
　 　 开什么玩笑 -难道不是吗
　 　 - No! Oh, Phil, come on.
　 　 当然不是 菲尔 拜托
　 　 - It's our anniversary.
　 　 是我们的结婚纪念日哎
　 　 - Those coupons were just, like,
　 　 那些优惠券只不过是
　 　 - a fun little way to kick off the day.
　 　 今天的前戏
　 　 - Your real present is coming tonight, and you're gonna love it.
　 　 你真正的礼物晚上就到 你绝对会喜欢的
　 　 - Love it.
　 　 绝对喜欢
　 　 - Cool.
　 　 好耶
　 　 - I got nothing.
　 　 我什么都没准备
　 　 - I'm so screwed.
　 　 我完蛋了
　 　 - Oh, this place brings back so many memories.
　 　 真是个充满回忆的地方
　 　 - Oh, my God! - Sal!
　 　 哦 天啊 -萨尔
　 　 - Get up! Get up! Get in here! Big bear!
　 　 起来 起来 快过来 熊抱抱
　 　 - Oh, my baby cub!
　 　 小崽崽
　 　 - Oh, my God. Look at you.
　 　 天啊 看看你
　 　 - Oh! You guys notice anything different?
　 　 哦 你们发现有什么不同了吗
　 　 - Your hair's longer, right?
　 　 是不是头发变长了
　 　 - No. - Did you get your teeth bleached?
　 　 不是 -是不是洁牙了
　 　 - No. Let me give you a little hint. Ba- boobs!
　 　 不不不 给你们点提示 波波波波大
　 　 - Oh, my God. - Oh, wow. Those are sensational.
　 　 天啊 -哇噢 叹为观止
　 　 - I know, right? You wanna touch 'em?
　 　 对啊 你懂的 要感受一下吗
　 　 - I'm gay, not dead. Are you okay with this?
　 　 我虽是基佬 也懂捏乳之妙 你没意见吧
　 　 - Yeah. You're drinking a passion- fruit daiquiri.
　 　 好啊 你百香果代基里酒喝多了
　 　 - I'll be fine.
　 　 我没事的
　 　 - Okay, get in there. - I'm coming in.
　 　 行了 快来吧 -抓奶龙爪手
　 　 - So, Lily likes that, that... singing?
　 　 莉莉喜欢 那歌声吗
　 　 - Yes. It relaxes her. - Oh, okay.
　 　 是的 那能让她放松 -好吧
　 　 - So Lily's deaf.
　 　 莉莉肯定是聋子
　 　 - There are my little stinkers.
　 　 小捣蛋们来了
　 　 - Howdy. - Hi, Grandpa.
　 　 嗨 -外公好
　 　 - Come on in. - Hey.
　 　 进来 -嘿
　 　 - Hola. - Hola, hola.
　 　 哈罗 -哈罗哈罗
　 　 - Well, hello there, Haley.
　 　 你好呀 海莉
　 　 - Take it down a notch, Jethro.
　 　 消停消停吧 小色鬼
　 　 - So, you guys ready for some fun?
　 　 准备好疯玩了吗
　 　 - What?
　 　 干嘛
　 　 - I love you, grandpa, and I'm never gonna forget you.
　 　 我爱你 外公 你永远活在我的心中
　 　 - Okay, okay. Back at ya, champ.
　 　 好了好了 快松开 小家伙
　 　 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. This is a pajama party. Where's your P.J.'s?
　 　 喔喔 今天可是睡衣派对 你们的睡衣呢
　 　 - Yeah, they're in my bag. I need to talk to you about something.
　 　 在我包里面 我得跟你说件事
　 　 - She wants to go to a party with Dylan, grandpa
　 　 她想和迪兰去参加派对 外公
　 　 - Shut up, Alex.
　 　 艾丽克斯 闭嘴
　 　 - It's at my friend Andrew Adler's.
　 　 在我朋友安德鲁·艾德勒家里
　 　 - He lives three blocks from here.
　 　 离这里只有几个街区
　 　 - Oh. Walking distance. - Right.
　 　 只有几步路 -对呀
　 　 - So I wouldn't ask you this,
　 　 我其实不好意思开口的
　 　 - because I love coming to your house,
　 　 因为我喜欢来你这儿
　 　 - but it's kind of an important party, and I-
　 　 但是这次派对很重要 我
　 　 - Somebody invites you over,
　 　 别人请你去他家
　 　 - the last thing you wanna do is insult them.
　 　 你总不能让人家难堪
　 　 - Exactly. - I'm glad we agree.
　 　 就是说呀 -很高兴我们达成了一致
　 　 - Oh, my God. That was so easy. This is awesome.
　 　 哦天啊 那么容易 太爽了
　 　 - You really don't understand what just happened there, do you?
　 　 你是真不明白刚刚是怎么回事吧
　 　 - P.J.'s on, Haley! - What?
　 　 海莉 换上睡衣 -什么
　 　 - Um, I would be happy to let her change in my room.
　 　 我自愿提供我的卧室让她换衣服
　 　 - Who could that be? Are you expecting someone special?
　 　 会是谁呢 是你期待的某个特殊人物吗
　 　 - What did you do?
　 　 你干了什么
　 　 - Nothing. I just know that there's someone at the door.
　 　 没什么啊 我只知道门口有个人
　 　 - Rock on, Phil Dunphy.
　 　 摇滚吧 菲尔·邓菲
　 　 - Bam! Read it and weep, Phil.
　 　 嘭 感动落泪吧你 菲尔
　 　 - Oh. - It's the Iz.
　 　 哦 -是伊茨啊
　 　 - Who? - Izzy LaFontaine from Spandau Ballet.
　 　 谁 -斯班道芭蕾乐队的伊茨·拉法提啊
　 　 - Dizzy Dontaine from Spa, Hey.
　 　 来自"死怕"什么的"迪茨·荡铁"耶
　 　 - He's got it now.
　 　 他反应过来了
　 　 - He's got it. He's just seriously freaking out. - Yes!
　 　 他反应过来了 只是有点懵 -没错
　 　 - Phil loves Spandau Ballet.
　 　 菲尔爱死斯班道芭蕾了
　 　 - That song "True" was playing in the car the first time we kissed.
　 　 我们第一次接吻 车上放的歌就是《真实》
　 　 - It's our song. So I did some research,
　 　 那是我们的定情之歌 所以我谷歌了一下
　 　 - found out that the lead guitarist lives,
　 　 发现主吉他手就住在
　 　 - like, 40 miles from here.
　 　 离这里大概40英里外的地方
　 　 - He was in the phone book.
　 　 电话簿里就有他电话
　 　 - How '80s is that?
　 　 仿佛回到了80年代
　 　 - I never liked Spandau Ballet.
　 　 我从来没喜欢过斯班道芭蕾
　 　 - Our entire marriage,
　 　 在我们的婚姻史上
　 　 - I never once mentioned Spandau Ballet.
　 　 我就没提到过斯班道芭蕾
　 　 - Am I even pronouncing that right?
　 　 我甚至连名字都念得不对吧
　 　 - Here to play a private concert for us is the guitarist-
　 　 今天来给我们开私人演唱会的是吉他手
　 　 - Bass player, actually. - And lead singer-
　 　 是贝司手 -兼主唱
　 　 - Well, backup, backup. - Of Spandau Ballet.
　 　 是伴唱 伴唱 -斯班道芭蕾的
　 　 - Between Richard Miller and Martin Kemp.
　 　 在理查德·米勒和马丁·坎普之间
　 　 - Oh, those guys.
　 　 哦 是他们呀
　 　 - I miss you two guys so much. - Oh.
　 　 我想死你们了 -哦
　 　 - So, so much. To us. - Yeah.
　 　 想死了 敬我们 -好的
　 　 - To us. - To us, the Three Musketeers.
　 　 敬我们 -敬我们 三个火枪手
　 　 - Cabo! - What?
　 　 卡波 -什么
　 　 - Seriously, you bastards. We've been talking about it forever.
　 　 不是吧混蛋 我们谈了很多次了
　 　 - We're doing it. We're going to Cabo. Let's do it. Let's do it.
　 　 说定了 我们要去卡波 快点快点
　 　 - All right. Let's go.
　 　 好吧 我们去
　 　 - Yeah. Yes. Yes. That would be fun.
　 　 行啊行啊 肯定会很有趣的
　 　 - Fun? Are you joking?
　 　 只是有趣吗 开玩笑
　 　 - Margaritas, you guys, these guys.
　 　 玛格丽特酒 加上你们 以及我的波波
　 　 - It's gonna be epic.
　 　 肯定会终身难忘的
　 　 - Yeah, but we need to find someone for Lily.
　 　 但是我们得找人照看下莉莉
　 　 - Okay, okay. Um,
　 　 好的好的
　 　 - how much are you gonna pay me to go make out with the waitress?
　 　 我过去和女招待调情 你们给我多少钱
　 　 - All right. Now, wait. Which one?
　 　 好吧 等等 是哪一个
　 　 - The old one or the young one?
　 　 年轻的还是年老的
　 　 - Ten for the young one, 20 for the old.
　 　 年轻的10美元 年老的20
　 　 - I am about to make 30 bucks.
　 　 30块钱都归我了
　 　 - I'm just gonna go check on Lily real quick. - Right now?
　 　 我得问问莉莉的情况 -现在吗
　 　 - Yeah. It'll just take a second. - Well, I'm just-
　 　 对 马上就好 -但是我要
　 　 - you're gonna miss me sluttin' it up with Driving Miss Daisy.
　 　 你们会错过我和黛西小姐调情的
　 　 - It'll just take a second. - Real fast.
　 　 就一小下 -很快的
　 　 - You should kill that baby.
　 　 你们应该"弄死"宝宝
　 　 - What? - You should call the baby.
　 　 什么 -你们应该"联系"宝宝
　 　 - I love you guys so much.
　 　 我爱死你们了
　 　 - Did she just- - I'm scared.
　 　 她是不是说 -我怕怕
　 　 - I got nothing. - I think I have a very good pair.
　 　 没好牌了 -我想我有一对好牌
　 　 - You sure do, honey. - And I got squat.
　 　 你胸前那对是好牌 亲爱的 -我也弃牌了
　 　 - I don't think I have anything either.
　 　 我也没什么好牌
　 　 - Are you kidding me? That's a straight.
　 　 你开玩笑呢 那是顺子
　 　 - Really? - She wins.
　 　 真的吗 -她赢了
　 　 - You won.
　 　 你赢了
　 　 - I win. - You got it, Haley.
　 　 我赢了 -真棒 海莉
　 　 - You know what? I think I deserve a soda.
　 　 好吧 我觉得该奖励自己一听汽水
　 　 - Good job, Haley. - Did you see that?
　 　 干得好 海莉 -你看见了吗
　 　 - "I don't know how to play." - She didn't even know.
　 　 她还说不会玩呢 -她都不知道自己赢牌了
　 　 - You know, she deserves it.
　 　 她应得的
　 　 - Hi, honey.
　 　 嗨 亲爱的
　 　 - Gee, you scared me. - How did you-
　 　 老天 你吓坏我了 -你怎么
　 　 - Lightbulb went out. You don't change these right away,
　 　 灯灭了 要是不马上换
　 　 - you never get around to it.
　 　 回头就懒的换了
　 　 - There.
　 　 好了
　 　 - Now I can see everything that goes on around here.
　 　 现在周围的一切"状况" 我看得一清二楚
　 　 - I've had a little practice at this.
　 　 我很有这方面的经验
　 　 - Haley wasn't throwing anything at me I hadn't seen before
　 　 海莉的小花招我全部见识过
　 　 - from her mother and then some.
　 　 她妈妈和某人当年都耍过
　 　 - But nobody gets off The Rock.
　 　 可惜没人能逃得出我的手掌
　 　 - Right. Here's a track. Wasn't so popular in America.
　 　 好了 这首歌 在美国不怎么流行
　 　 - Got to number six on the Netherlands charts though.
　 　 但在荷兰登上过排行榜的第六名
　 　 - That whole summer I couldn't walk to the corner in Amsterdam
　 　 那整个夏天 我在阿姆斯特丹简直寸步难行
　 　 - without mobs of birds coming up
　 　 到处都是女歌迷围上来
　 　 - and asking me for the double bubble.
　 　 热情地要和我共饮泡泡鸡尾酒
　 　 - Okay, just play it, I think. Yeah.
　 　 好的 快开始吧
　 　 - He's- He's awesome, honey.
　 　 他 他太棒了 亲爱的
　 　 - You're welcome.
　 　 不客气
　 　 - *Tonight*
　 　 *今夜*
　 　 - *So right*
　 　 *良宵*
　 　 - *So right*
　 　 *良宵*
　 　 - *Lover*
　 　 *爱人*
　 　 - Hey, Phil, I think your lover wants a kiss from you.
　 　 菲尔 你的爱人在等你的吻呢
　 　 - Oh. Okay.
　 　 好的
　 　 - Oh, come on, man. She's not your sister.
　 　 拜托 老兄 别像亲吻妹妹那样
　 　 - Give her a proper snog.
　 　 快深情长吻一个
　 　 - You all right?
　 　 你没事吧
　 　 - That's a bad joke. Not funny.
　 　 刚刚那玩笑开得不好 不好笑
　 　 - My sister lost her feet to complications from diabetes.
　 　 我妹妹因为糖尿病并发症失去了一条腿
　 　 - Okay. Can I get you some water there, guy, or-
　 　 我给你倒杯水吧 伙计
　 　 - Yeah. - You got tea?
　 　 是啊 -有茶吗
　 　 - Yes, of course. I'll get that. - Chamomile.
　 　 有的 我去倒 -要甘菊的
　 　 - You don't miss a minute. - Okay.
　 　 你好好享受就行 -好的
　 　 - Oh, God. Why did- You know, look at what I'm doing.
　 　 老天 怎么 瞧瞧我做了什么
　 　 - I'm- I'm making it all about me. What a downer. - No.
　 　 我把自己弄成主角了 真是扫兴 -没有
　 　 - It's your evening. Let's make it great, man. - No.
　 　 今晚的主角是你 让今夜此生难忘吧 -没没
　 　 - Name your playlist. I'll do it all.
　 　 说几个曲子吧 我全部照唱
　 　 - Oh, um, just the classics.
　 　 就经典曲目吧
　 　 - Let's play the hits. - We'll get to the hits, obviously.
　 　 几首出名的 -那是肯定的
　 　 - Go to the back catalog, man. Favorite B- side.
　 　 就说旧专辑的曲目吧 B面最喜欢哪首
　 　 - That's fun. Yeah, that's fun. Uh, just- I'm so bad with titles.
　 　 有意思 只不过我最记不住歌名了
　 　 - Hum it.
　 　 哼来听听
　 　 - *Tonight* - I just did that one, didn't I? Yeah.
　 　 *今夜* -那是我刚才弹的那首 对吧
　 　 - That's why it's in the noodle. So I guess-
　 　 所以才在我脑海里回旋 那这首
　 　 - No. What album is that on? - Second. I wanna say second.
　 　 是哪张专辑里的 -第二张 好像是第二张
　 　 - What's on the cover?
　 　 封面是什么
　 　 - There's a warlock, I think, or a seascape.
　 　 有个巫师 要么就是海景画
　 　 - Warlock. Oh. Millennium Sunrise.
　 　 巫师 噢 《千年日出》
　 　 - Millennium Sunrise.
　 　 就是《千年日出》
　 　 - There is no Millennium Sunrise record.
　 　 没有《千年日出》这张专辑
　 　 - What- What? You're not a Fandau.
　 　 怎么 你根本就不是粉丝
　 　 - You didn't even know who I was at the door.
　 　 刚刚在门口 你都不知道我是谁
　 　 - I saw it in your eyes.
　 　 我看你的眼神就知道
　 　 - Please don't say anything to Claire.
　 　 别告诉克莱尔
　 　 - She made a mistake. - Am I being punk'd?
　 　 她弄错了 -我是被耍了吗
　 　 - This means so much to her, and I don't wanna hurt her feelings.
　 　 此事对她太重要了 我不想伤害她的感情
　 　 - Her feelings? Well, what about my feelings?
　 　 她的感情 那我的感情呢
　 　 - This is my career, man.
　 　 这是我的事业啊 老兄
　 　 - You know, my music was the soundtrack to people's lives.
　 　 我的音乐曾是人们的最爱
　 　 - Now I'm nothing. How do you think that feels?
　 　 现在却一文不值了 你觉得这是什么感觉
　 　 - This is really humiliating.
　 　 真是太侮辱人了
　 　 - No, no, no. Don't go. Don't go.
　 　 别别别 别走别走
　 　 - Hey. What are you guys doing?
　 　 嘿 你俩干嘛呢
　 　 - He let me touch it!
　 　 他允许我摸这把吉他
　 　 - Yeah, I think she said "kill," Cam. I do.
　 　 她说了"弄死" 真的
　 　 - Maybe it was just a joke. She's always had a dark sense of humor.
　 　 也许是开玩笑的 她一直都挺黑色幽默的
　 　 - That's true. Remember her Halloween costume?
　 　 那倒是 还记得她的万圣节装束吗
　 　 - When she came as Siegfried and part of Roy.
　 　 她扮成齐格弗里德和罗伊的结合体
　 　 - It was too soon. - Yeah. Yeah. This was just a joke.
　 　 才不久的事情 -对对 就是个玩笑
　 　 - Yes. Yeah. Here she comes.
　 　 对 好了她来了
　 　 - Look, I'm gonna bring up Lily. We'll see what she says.
　 　 这样吧 我提一下莉莉 看她什么反应
　 　 - Show her some pictures. - Pay up, bitches.
　 　 给她看点照片 -付钱吧 小妞们
　 　 - Whoa. More drinks.
　 　 又端酒过来了
　 　 - Free drinks.
　 　 免费的哟
　 　 - Sal, you've got to look at these pictures. - What are they?
　 　 萨尔 你得看看这些照片 -是什么
　 　 - It's Lily at the zoo. - Oh, cute.
　 　 莉莉在动物园 -真可爱
　 　 - Look at that one. - Cute! Cute. Cutie, cutie, cute, et cetera.
　 　 看这张 -萌死了萌翻了萌得要流泪
　 　 - So you guys are gonna have to bring Lily to Cabo,
　 　 你们得带莉莉去卡波
　 　 - now that you're the guys that always bring Lily?
　 　 反正你们走哪儿都带着她
　 　 - Well, you know- - Yeah, probably.
　 　 这个嘛 -行吧
　 　 - I will throw her in the ocean. - What?
　 　 我要把她丢进大海里 -什么
　 　 - I said I gotta go pee.
　 　 我说我要去尿尿了
　 　 - Okay, that wasn't even close. - Nope.
　 　 行了 这回不是我们听错了 -绝对不是
　 　 - I mean, what do we do? Do we say something?
　 　 怎么办 要说点什么吗
　 　 - How do we even bring it up?
　 　 怎么提这事啊
　 　 - She threatened our child, and that's your concern- a segue?
　 　 她威胁我们的宝宝 你担心的竟是开场白
　 　 - You know what this is? - What?
　 　 你知道是怎么回事吗 -什么
　 　 - This is first- child syndrome. - What?
　 　 头生子综合征 -什么玩意儿
　 　 - It's where the first child is happy,
　 　 就是头生子原本非常幸福快乐
　 　 - and then the second child comes along,
　 　 第二个宝宝出生以后
　 　 - and the first child gets jealous of the second child
　 　 头生子就开始嫉妒小宝宝
　 　 - and starts acting out.
　 　 然后闹脾气
　 　 - Yes. That's brilliant, except Sal's not our child, so-
　 　 是啊 忒有道理了 可萨尔不是我们的孩子
　 　 - Think about it. Listen, we've practically done everything for her.
　 　 想想看啊 我们曾经那么照顾她
　 　 - We've held her when she's cried.
　 　 她流泪时 我们给她温暖的怀抱
　 　 - We've carried her when she couldn't walk.
　 　 她无法走路时 我们背着她
　 　 - We've done everything but potty- train her. - Um- Hey, guys.
　 　 就差没教她如何蹲马桶撒尿了 -伙计们
　 　 - I was thinking- Oh. - Oh. Sorry.
　 　 我在想 -不好意思
　 　 - When we go to Cabo,
　 　 我们去卡波的时候
　 　 - we have to find a hotel with a swim- up bar,
　 　 要找个带池滨酒吧的酒店
　 　 - 'cause this going back and forth to the bathroom is a fool's game.
　 　 来来回回地跑厕所 太他妈傻逼了
　 　 - Okay, let's get more drinks. - Sal, we got to talk.
　 　 行 继续喝吧 -萨尔 我们得谈谈
　 　 - It's about Lily. - Oh, shocker.
　 　 是关于莉莉的 -噢 我就知道
　 　 - Okay. - Do you think it's at all possible...
　 　 好吧 -你觉得有没有可能
　 　 - that maybe- maybe you're jealous of her?
　 　 也许你有那么一丁点嫉妒她
　 　 - What? What? - It's just-
　 　 什么 说毛呢 -只是
　 　 - I don't know. - I don't- Where- Why would you say that?
　 　 我也不确定 -我不 你干嘛这么问
　 　 - Well, because you won't look at any pictures of her...
　 　 因为你拒绝看她的照片
　 　 - and you talked about killing her and throwing her in the ocean.
　 　 还说要弄死她 要把她丢进大海什么的
　 　 - Okay, that was a joke, you guys. Come on.
　 　 那完全是玩笑嘛 拜托
　 　 - Fine. Show me the pictures of Yoko.
　 　 好吧 把小野洋子的照片拿来瞧瞧
　 　 - See, it's...
　 　 听听...
　 　 - It's a joke. You guys! Come on.
　 　 玩笑来着 别这样啊
　 　 - 'Cause she's Asian, and she broke up our group.
　 　 她是亚洲人嘛 还拆散了我们的小团体
　 　 - I- I just- Look, let's at least
　 　 我...只是 听着 我们得承认
　 　 - acknowledge that things have changed between us.
　 　 我们的关系和从前不太一样了
　 　 - And you know what?
　 　 你得明白
　 　 - Because Lily's here doesn't mean we love you any less.
　 　 莉莉的出现 不会使我们对你的爱减少丝毫
　 　 - No. Absolutely not. - What's wrong?
　 　 绝对不会 -到底怎么了
　 　 - We used to be really close, and
　 　 我们以前那么亲密
　 　 - you used to call me a lot. And now you never call me.
　 　 你们没事就给我打电话 现在你们压根不给我打了
　 　 - Well, but we- - No.
　 　 但是我们 -不
　 　 - And last week I had a really bad dream,
　 　 上周我做了个噩梦
　 　 - and I was thinking, "Okay, I'm gonna call them."
　 　 我就在想 "我要给他们打电话"
　 　 - And then I thought, "Oh, no, you can't call them...
　 　 然后我就觉得 "不行 不能打给他们
　 　 - because you might wake up their baby."
　 　 把小宝宝吵醒了怎么办啊"
　 　 - You can always call. - Oh, honey, always call us.
　 　 我们随时欢迎你的来电 -随时欢迎 亲爱的
　 　 - No. I'm sorry we haven't been there.
　 　 别这样 真抱歉当时没有陪着你
　 　 - We're here now, okay?
　 　 但现在我们在你身边呢
　 　 - Okay?
　 　 好啦
　 　 - Feel better? - I think you just put a little-
　 　 好点了吗 -我觉得你沾上了
　 　 - Spittle?
　 　 口水吗
　 　 - Did she just fall asleep?
　 　 她睡着了吗
　 　 - I wish Lily would fall asleep like that.
　 　 真希望莉莉也能这么容易入睡
　 　 - Give her eight shots of tequila.
　 　 给她8杯龙舌兰就行了
　 　 - I don't understand why she's not falling asleep.
　 　 我真不明白她怎么就不睡觉呢
　 　 - I have a theory. - I got the movie.
　 　 我知道原因 -电影来啦
　 　 - Manny, why don't you go fire up some popcorn?
　 　 曼尼 去弄点爆米花吧
　 　 - You looking for these?
　 　 你在找这个吗
　 　 - You took my shoes? - No, I took your freedom.
　 　 你偷走了我的鞋 -不 我剥夺了你的自由
　 　 - Sorry, kid. It ain't your night.
　 　 抱歉 孩子 今晚不是属于你的
　 　 - Why are you being like this?
　 　 你为什么要这样
　 　 - I just wanted to go to that party for, like, two hours.
　 　 我只想去那个派对 也就两小时
　 　 - I would've been back by now. Would that have killed you?
　 　 本来这会儿都回来了 你同意一下会死吗
　 　 - She's just like her mother.
　 　 真是虎母无犬女
　 　 - Why are you treating Haley like this?
　 　 你干嘛这么折磨海莉
　 　 - Me? She's the one acting like a pill.
　 　 我 是她在耍性子吧
　 　 - You're taking this too personally.
　 　 她并非是刻意跟你唱对台戏
　 　 - When I was Haley's age, I loved my grandfather,
　 　 我在海莉那么大的时候 也很爱自己的外公
　 　 - but I still wanted to go to parties and be with boys.
　 　 但同样很爱去派对和男孩子们玩
　 　 - I know. I know. So did Claire... and Mitchell.
　 　 我懂我懂 克莱尔也一样 还有米奇尔
　 　 - But you know what?
　 　 但是你知道吗
　 　 - You try to put something over on me, you're gonna lose.
　 　 你要是跟我对着干 绝对没有好果子吃
　 　 - So, what? Now you're gonna make this into a big game?
　 　 是怎样 你要把这事儿闹大吗
　 　 - I'm trying to keep 'em around a little bit longer, that's all.
　 　 我只是想多和他们共处 仅此而已
　 　 - I mean, who knows how many nights like this I got left?
　 　 天知道我还有多少个这样的夜晚了
　 　 - I miss you already. - What's wrong with this kid tonight?
　 　 我已经开始想你了 -这孩子今天有毛病吗
　 　 - Go in the kitchen and help out the guys, and I'll be right in.
　 　 去厨房给大家帮忙 我就来
　 　 - It's great that you wanna spend time with your granddaughter,
　 　 你想多和外孙女在一起是好事
　 　 - but is this really the way?
　 　 但真的要以这种方式吗
　 　 - Fine. - You're a good abuelo.
　 　 好吧 -你是个好外公
　 　 - She's upstairs. - I know.
　 　 她在楼上 -我知道
　 　 - Dylan!
　 　 迪兰
　 　 - Yeah? - Get up.
　 　 什么 -出来吧
　 　 - You're here to take Haley to the party, right?
　 　 你是来找海莉去派对的吧
　 　 - Yeah. - She's in the house.
　 　 是啊 -她在屋里呢
　 　 - How did you know I was here?
　 　 你怎么知道我在这儿
　 　 - This is how I first met Phil.
　 　 我第一次见菲尔就是在那儿
　 　 - Thanks again, Grandpa. We'll be back by 11:00.
　 　 多谢了 外公 我们11点就回来
　 　 - I will track you down. - I believe that.
　 　 我会去找你的 -我想也是
　 　 - What's that smell? - Sloppy jays. Help yourself.
　 　 那是什么味道 -炒牛肉"杰" 去尝尝吧
　 　 - There's plenty left.
　 　 还剩好多呢
　 　 - Oh. Sloppy jays because your name's Jay.
　 　 噢 炒牛肉"杰"是因为你叫杰
　 　 - Right on.
　 　 谐音很正
　 　 - Can't believe she's into this guy.
　 　 真不敢相信她喜欢这种脑残货
　 　 - If you want, I'll fix you a plate.
　 　 要不我给你来一盘
　 　 - Yeah, definitely. That'd be great. - But what about the party?
　 　 好的 太好了 -不去派对了吗
　 　 - We can go in just a minute. Just let-
　 　 我们就走 就...
　 　 - Oh, no way. The Gunfighter. I love this movie.
　 　 不是吧 是《枪战》 我特喜欢这电影
　 　 - Dylan, the party.
　 　 迪兰 派对
　 　 - Oh. But... cowboys.
　 　 但是...是牛仔哎
　 　 - Don't fight it, Haley. They never grow up.
　 　 别抗争了 海莉 男人永远都是孩子
　 　 - Thanks. - I'm going to the kitchen for an espresso.
　 　 谢谢 -我去厨房拿杯咖啡
　 　 - Anybody need anything? - No, thanks.
　 　 有人需要什么吗 -不了谢谢
　 　 - Okay.
　 　 好了
　 　 - Two, three, four.
　 　 二三四
　 　 - The year was 1991.
　 　 当时正值1991年
　 　 - America was immersed in Desert Storm.
　 　 美国沉浸于"沙漠风暴"行动中
　 　 - Meanwhile, stateside, another storm was brewing...
　 　 与此同时 在国内 另一股风暴正袭来
　 　 - in my heart.
　 　 向我心中袭来
　 　 - This is stupid, isn't it? This is- - No.
　 　 太蠢了 对吧 -不
　 　 - Is it stupid, Phil? - No. Just keep- keep going, Claire.
　 　 很傻吗 菲尔 -不不 请继续 克莱尔
　 　 - It's wonderful. - Okay.
　 　 非常有情调 -好的
　 　 - After a romantic dinner at Fratelli's,
　 　 在弗里特利餐厅共享晚餐后
　 　 - a certain nervous young couple shared their first kiss...
　 　 羞涩的情侣为对方献上了初吻
　 　 - as the radio played this song.
　 　 而广播里正是这首歌
　 　 - *So true*
　 　 *太真实*
　 　 - *Funny how it seems *
　 　 *似乎滑稽可笑*
　 　 - *Always in time*
　 　 *时机恰好*
　 　 - *But never in line for dreams*
　 　 *美梦却总不能成真*
　 　 - *Head over heels when toe to toe*
　 　 *四脚相对 深深相爱*
　 　 - *This is the sound of-*
　 　 *那声音是*
　 　 - You know what? No. No. Sorry. Sorry. Not gonna do it.
　 　 算了 不行 抱歉 我办不到
　 　 - What's wrong?
　 　 怎么了
　 　 - What's going on? - Do you even know the name of this song?
　 　 出什么事了 -你知道这首歌的名字吗
　 　 - P- "True."
　 　 "破" -《真实》
　 　 - "True." - "True."
　 　 《真实》 -《真实》
　 　 - Right. This is false. See?
　 　 他是假装的 瞧出来了吗
　 　 - I'm not gonna play "True" for someone who's false.
　 　 我不会为"假人"演奏"真实"
　 　 - See, he doesn't- He doesn't even know the band.
　 　 他甚至根本不知道我们乐队
　 　 - He's not a fan, a Fandau. - Yes, he does know the band.
　 　 更不是粉丝 -他知道这个乐队
　 　 - Of course he does. 'Cause this is our song.
　 　 他当然知道啊 这是我们的定情之歌
　 　 - You love this song. Tell him this is our song.
　 　 你爱这首歌 快和他说
　 　 - Right. Tell him, Phil. - It's not our song, Claire.
　 　 对 你说啊 菲尔 -这不是我们的定情之歌
　 　 - Our song is
　 　 我们的歌是
　 　 - "If You Leave" by Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark.
　 　 "黑暗中的管弦乐"乐队的《如果你离开》
　 　 - OH! - Are you sure?
　 　 该死! -你确定吗
　 　 - Pretty sure. I sang it at our wedding.
　 　 非常确定 我在我们的婚礼上唱过
　 　 - Oh, I'm an idiot.
　 　 噢 我真是个蠢货
　 　 - Well, actually, he's the idiot.
　 　 实际上 他才是蠢货
　 　 - He fell in love to a break- up song.
　 　 那可是首分手歌
　 　 - Ignore him. This is beautiful.
　 　 别理他 今晚多美好啊
　 　 - I love it. - I hate this. I hate this.
　 　 我很喜欢 -我不喜欢
　 　 - You're so sweet and nice, and I can't even give you...
　 　 你如此温柔贴心 我却不能给你
　 　 - a decent anniversary present.
　 　 一份像样的周年纪念礼物
　 　 - I love you so much, and I feel you just are never gonna know it.
　 　 我太爱你了 但我觉得你可能永远不会知道
　 　 - I know it. I know it. - You do know it?
　 　 我知道 我知道 -你真的知道吗
　 　 - Yes. - You do?
　 　 当然了 -真的吗
　 　 - And this is an awesome gift.
　 　 这个礼物多好啊
　 　 - You know why? - Why?
　 　 知道为什么吗 -为什么
　 　 - You just gave us a new song. - Okay.
　 　 我们有新歌了 -好吧
　 　 - Sort of brought you back together, eh?
　 　 让你们又黏糊起来了是吧
　 　 - Seems. - Sort of.
　 　 算是吧 -差不多
　 　 - Rekindled fires of a dying passion? - Sure.
　 　 "爱火重燃" -好的
　 　 - Shot a ray of hope into this gloomy suburban lie?
　 　 给低劣的谎言照射一丝希望的曙光
　 　 - All right, buddy. - Just play it, lzzy.
　 　 别废话了 哥们 -快演奏吧 伊茨
　 　 - For you, Claire.
　 　 献给克莱尔
　 　 - *I know this*
　 　 *我知道*
　 　 - *Much is true*
　 　 *爱很真实*
　 　 - *I know this*
　 　 *我知道*
　 　 - *Much is true*
　 　 *爱很真实*
　 　 - She is so sweet. - Isn't she?
　 　 她太可爱了 -可不是嘛
　 　 - Like a little angel.
　 　 像个小天使
　 　 - Let me hold her.
　 　 让我抱抱她
　 　 - Oh, thank God.
　 　 谢天谢地
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　 　 - Do we know anything?
　 　 有消息了吗
　 　 - No. They're in there now with the doctor.
　 　 没 医生正在里面诊断
　 　 - We're lucky though.
　 　 不过已经是万幸了
　 　 - The paramedics said it could have been a lot worse.
　 　 急救员说完全有可能比现在的情况严重的多
　 　 - My God, how did this even happen?
　 　 老天 怎么会发生这种事
　 　 - There he is. Big day's coming up.
　 　 儿子来了 大日子快到了哦
　 　 - What do you want for your birthday, big dog?
　 　 你生日想要什么样的礼物 小狗娃
　 　 - It's okay. I'm good.
　 　 没事的 我不想要
　 　 - Come on. Sky's the limit.
　 　 来嘛 除了上天什么都行
　 　 - Dream big, my boy.
　 　 狮子大开口吧 儿子
　 　 - Well, I guess I could use a belt. - A belt?
　 　 我觉得送我一条皮带挺好的 -皮带
　 　 - Yeah, you're right. I don't need it.
　 　 是啊 你说的对 我根本不需要
　 　 - Extension cord works pretty good.
　 　 天线延长线用着也挺顺手的
　 　 - Every year, Luke's birthday falls right around Thanksgiving,
　 　 每年卢克的生日都在感恩节附近
　 　 - and so it gets lost in the holiday shuffle.
　 　 所以大家都忙着准备过节了
　 　 - One year we forgot completely,
　 　 有一年我们彻底忘到九霄云外了
　 　 - and we had to improvise a cake of stuffing.
　 　 只好用火鸡填料临时做了个蛋糕
　 　 - Which, by the way, he was fine with.
　 　 说一下 他一点都不介意
　 　 - He's one of those kids,
　 　 他是那种古怪孩子
　 　 - you get him a gift and all he wants to do is play with the box.
　 　 你送他一份礼物 他却只想着玩盒子
　 　 - Yeah, one year we actually just got him a box,
　 　 是啊 有一年我们直接送他一个盒子
　 　 - a really nice box.
　 　 一个非常漂亮的盒子
　 　 - And we made the mistake of putting it in a gift bag.
　 　 但我们犯了个错 将之放进了礼品袋
　 　 - So he played with the gift bag.
　 　 所以他就玩起了礼品袋
　 　 - We can't get it right. - No.
　 　 我们怎么都做不对 -做不对
　 　 - I feel terrible. We gotta do something. - Oh, yeah.
　 　 我觉得很愧疚 我们得做点什么 -是啊
　 　 - You know, the family is gonna be together for Thanksgiving...
　 　 话说 家人们准备趁感恩节来个
　 　 - for the first time in I don't even know how long.
　 　 大团圆聚会 我不知道会持续多久
　 　 - I am so with you. We should blow this out...
　 　 我太同意你了 我们应该取消聚会
　 　 - and throw Luke the best birthday party of all time.
　 　 给卢克办一个有史以来最棒的生日派对
　 　 - Yes. Yes. And we'll order a whole bunch of pizzas...
　 　 对 对 我们可以订购许多匹萨
　 　 - and set up an arts and crafts table.
　 　 设立一个手工艺品桌
　 　 - A what? - A crafts table.
　 　 什么 -手工艺品桌
　 　 - You know, where everybody gathers around
　 　 就是 大家都围在一起
　 　 - and they make stuff, and then bam!
　 　 制作一些小工艺品 然后 砰
　 　 - They got their own party favor.
　 　 他们就发现了自己最爱的派对项目
　 　 - Sorry. I fell asleep
　 　 抱歉 我睡着了
　 　 - while you were describing the most boring party ever.
　 　 你说的简直是史上最无聊的派对
　 　 - See you in a few hours. - Yeah.
　 　 几小时后再见了 -好的
　 　 - Thanks again for the karaoke machine.
　 　 再次谢谢你们借我卡拉OK唱机
　 　 - I'll get it back to you right after the party.
　 　 派对办完后 我会立刻送过来的
　 　 - That'd be great.
　 　 那再好不过了
　 　 - Please don't. I beg you.
　 　 千万不要 求你了
　 　 - Don't bring it back. - Okay.
　 　 千万别送回来 -好的
　 　 - Hey, Phil. Are, uh, you getting a clown for today?
　 　 嘿 菲尔 你今天的派对有请小丑吗
　 　 - Oh, no. Luke's not much of a clown fan.
　 　 没 卢克不怎么喜欢小丑
　 　 - Really? - Yeah. He never liked 'em.
　 　 真的吗 -是啊 他从来不喜欢小丑
　 　 - Has he ever seen a good one?
　 　 他有见过出色的小丑吗
　 　 - Has- Has anyone?
　 　 有谁 见过吗
　 　 - Really. So anyway, thanks again.
　 　 真的 总之 谢谢你们了
　 　 - Okay. See you later.
　 　 好的 一会儿见
　 　 - No clown? No- No clown? - Let it go.
　 　 不要小丑 不要小丑吗 -算了吧
　 　 - Who throws a party without a clown?
　 　 谁家开派对不请小丑
　 　 - Since the late '30s, I'd say most people.
　 　 从上世纪30年代开始 大部分人都不请了
　 　 - You know what? We haven't gotten Luke a present yet.
　 　 话说 我们还没给卢克准备生日礼物
　 　 - Maybe a clown could be our present.
　 　 或许扮小丑可以当生日礼物
　 　 - Cameron. Cameron.
　 　 卡梅隆 卡梅隆
　 　 - If Phil and Claire wanted to get Luke a clown,
　 　 如果菲尔和克莱尔想给卢克请个小丑
　 　 - they would've. This is not our party.
　 　 他们肯定已经请了 那不是我们的派对
　 　 - But- - this is not our party.
　 　 但 -那不是我们家开派对
　 　 - But I just
　 　 但我刚刚
　 　 - Fine.
　 　 那好吧
　 　 - What would you suggest we get him then, hmm?
　 　 那你说我们送他什么礼物好
　 　 - Get him a gift card.
　 　 送他一张礼物卡就行了
　 　 - A gift card? - Yeah.
　 　 就礼物卡打发他吗 -是啊
　 　 - Who hurt you?
　 　 你被谁摧残过
　 　 - Hey, Gloria,
　 　 嘿 歌洛莉亚
　 　 - you got any idea how to wrap one of these things?
　 　 你知道怎么包装这玩意儿吗
　 　 - Is that a crossbow? - Yeah.
　 　 那是个十字弓吗 -是啊
　 　 - Am I the greatest grandpa in the world or what?
　 　 我是不是堪称世上最好的外公
　 　 - We can't give Luke a crossbow.
　 　 我们不能送十字弓给卢克
　 　 - He pokes himself in the eye every time he uses a straw.
　 　 他每次用吸管都能戳到眼睛
　 　 - Are you kidding? I had one when I was his age.
　 　 开什么玩笑 我像他那么大的时候就有一把
　 　 - My dad used to give me a quarter for every crow I bagged.
　 　 我每射杀一只乌鸦 我爸就会给我25美分
　 　 - And I used to have a machete.
　 　 我曾经还有大砍刀呢
　 　 - But times have changed. - He'll be fine.
　 　 但时代已经变了 -他会没事的
　 　 - I'll teach him how to use it.
　 　 我会教他怎么用的
　 　 - Hey, pal, how's it going?
　 　 嘿 老弟 过得怎么样
　 　 - Am I charming?
　 　 我有魅力吗
　 　 - Oh, boy. - Of course you're charming.
　 　 靠 -你当然有魅力了
　 　 - Who said you were not charming? - No one.
　 　 谁说你没魅力了 -没人
　 　 - But there's a girl in my school, and I want her to like me.
　 　 学校里有个妹子挺好 我想让她喜欢我
　 　 - I need your advice, Jay. - Really?
　 　 我需要你的建议 杰 -真的吗
　 　 - She's gonna be at Luke's party.
　 　 她会去参加卢克的派对
　 　 - Well, I'm a little thrown.
　 　 我真是 有点受宠若惊
　 　 - I mean, you don't usually come to me for advice.
　 　 我是说 你一般不会向我征询建议
　 　 - Well, this is one area in which you've done pretty well.
　 　 在泡美妞这方面 您老可算个中高手啊
　 　 - He has a point.
　 　 他说的很对
　 　 - I've tried everything to get her attention
　 　 我试过用各种方法吸引她的注意
　 　 - opening doors, having a milk sent over in the cafeteria.
　 　 为她开门 在餐厅为她递上一杯牛奶
　 　 - Nothing's worked. - Here's the deal.
　 　 全都不奏效 -事实上
　 　 - Girls don't go for all that romantic stuff.
　 　 女孩子不吃浪漫那一套
　 　 - They go for power and success.
　 　 她们喜欢有权势的或成功的男人
　 　 - And since you don't have either one of those things,
　 　 既然这两样你都不沾边
　 　 - you're gonna be the funny guy.
　 　 那你就得做个风趣幽默的男人
　 　 - No, no, no. I want the most dangerous reptile you've got.
　 　 不不不 我想要你养的最危险的爬虫
　 　 - I have an iguana that eats crickets.
　 　 我有一只吃蟋蟀的鼠鳞蜥
　 　 - That'd be scary if it was a birthday party for crickets.
　 　 要是给蟋蟀办生日派对 那才算吓人吧
　 　 - Seriously, Jungle Tanya,
　 　 说真的 丛林女郎
　 　 - I need you step it up a notch.
　 　 我需要你升级一下恐怖程度
　 　 - Is there anything that scares the cocoa out of you?
　 　 有没有什么东西能把你自己吓个半死
　 　 - Uh, not really. I do have a bearded dragon.
　 　 还真没有 不过我有条"胡须龙"[一种蜥蜴]
　 　 - Ooh. Does it- - No, it does not breathe fire.
　 　 是吗 它会.. -不 它不会喷火
　 　 - Well, then we're back to square one, aren't we?
　 　 那说来说去又说回去了 是吧
　 　 - I couldn't get Luke out of my mind.
　 　 我脑子里一直想着卢克的生日会
　 　 - I know I made a promise to Mitchell,
　 　 我知道我向米奇尔保证过
　 　 - but some things are bigger than promises.
　 　 但有些东西比"保证"二字要重要的多
　 　 - Fizbo would be at that party.
　 　 菲茨宝一定要在派对上华丽登场
　 　 - Hello, old friend.
　 　 你好啊 老朋友
　 　 - It all happened so fast.
　 　 一切都发生在眨眼之间
　 　 - I keep thinking
　 　 我一直在想
　 　 - there was something I could've done.
　 　 我当时做点什么阻止这一切就好了
　 　 - No, don't blame yourself.
　 　 不 你不要自责
　 　 - Who could've possibly seen it coming?
　 　 谁能想到会发生这种事呢
　 　 - Sweetie, that's a rock wall. Is that even safe?
　 　 亲爱的 那是道攀岩墙 那安全吗
　 　 - Oh, my God. - Honey, relax.
　 　 老天啊 -亲爱的 放心
　 　 - Hey, has anyone ever gotten hurt on one of these things?
　 　 嘿 有人因为这东西受过伤吗
　 　 - I don't know, man. It's my first day. - See?
　 　 我不知道 今天是我第一天上班 -瞧
　 　 - They wouldn't let the new guy do it if it
　 　 他们肯让新人操作肯定说明没有...
　 　 - That did not make me feel better. - Don't worry.
　 　 那只会让我更加担心 -别担心
　 　 - I signed, like, a hundred releases.
　 　 我签了一堆的责任声明书
　 　 - When did we decide all this? I think it's too much.
　 　 我们什么时候决定弄这些的 太过了吧
　 　 - See, I knew you'd say that.
　 　 瞧 我就知道你会这么说
　 　 - That's why I didn't tell you.
　 　 所以我就没告诉你
　 　 - So just relax. Grab a snow cone.
　 　 所以你就放轻松 去吃个冰霜卷吧
　 　 - There's a snow cone machine? - Yeah.
　 　 你弄来了冰霜卷机器吗 -是啊
　 　 - Mom, just so you know, Dylan cannot have mayonnaise.
　 　 妈 记住 迪兰不能吃蛋黄酱
　 　 - That's random. Why are you telling me that?
　 　 没头没脑来这么一句 你干嘛告诉我这个
　 　 - 'Cause he's coming to the party. - Is that absolutely necessary?
　 　 因为他要来参加派对 -有那个必要吗
　 　 - Yes, because she can't go 10
　 　 当然 因为她忍受不了10分钟
　 　 - minutes without her boyfriend's tongue in her mouth.
　 　 没有她男友的舌头在她嘴里搅
　 　 - It's like he's feeding a baby bird.
　 　 就像他在喂幼鸟一样
　 　 - Don't be so jealous.
　 　 别羡慕嫉妒恨了
　 　 - I'm sure you'll meet someone super hot at computer camp.
　 　 我确定你在计算机夏令营会遇到超级大帅哥的
　 　 - Girls. - Hey. Hey.
　 　 姑娘们 -嘿 别闹了
　 　 - So, what you got there?
　 　 你手上拿的什么
　 　 - These are supplies for the crafts table.
　 　 是手工艺品桌需要的一些原材料
　 　 - I finally figured out what we're gonna be making.
　 　 我终于想到我们要做什么了
　 　 - Kids bored? - I'm teasing. I'm teasing.
　 　 让孩子们无聊吗 -我开玩笑的 玩笑
　 　 - It looks good. What is it?
　 　 看上去挺不错 是什么
　 　 - Comb sheaths.
　 　 梳套
　 　 - I know. I know.
　 　 我知道 我知道的
　 　 - But we made them when I was 11 years old
　 　 但我是11岁的时候做的这个
　 　 - at Donna Rigby's birthday party.
　 　 在唐娜·瑞格比的生日派对上
　 　 - At first we thought it was really stupid,
　 　 一开始我们也觉得那很傻帽
　 　 - and then we had a blast, so
　 　 然后我们觉得那是很愉快的经历
　 　 - How could you not?
　 　 怎么可能不愉快呢
　 　 - You combined the two things that kids love the most
　 　 你把孩子们最爱的两样东西结合到了一起
　 　 - combs and sheaths.
　 　 梳子和套子
　 　 - I'm kidding!
　 　 我开玩笑的
　 　 - Where's my comb? Oh!
　 　 我的梳子哪儿去了 噢
　 　 - Here it is in my incredibly convenient beaded comb sheath...
　 　 原来在我超级方便的绣珠梳套里
　 　 - that I made at Luke's awesome birthday party.
　 　 那可是我在卢克超棒的生日派对上做的哟
　 　 - Hole in one, Mrs. Dunphy.
　 　 一举夺魁 邓菲太太
　 　 - Hole in one.
　 　 一举夺魁
　 　 - I'm home.
　 　 我回家了
　 　 - I got Luke a video game, but it's about math.
　 　 我给卢克买了一套游戏盘 但是关于数学的
　 　 - So I guess we're those kind of uncles.
　 　 所以 我们估计是那种督促人学习的讨厌舅舅
　 　 - Cam.
　 　 小卡
　 　 - Don't be mad.
　 　 别生气
　 　 - Oh. Cam. Uh
　 　 噢 小卡
　 　 - I've known I wanted to be a clown...
　 　 我立志想当小丑是从
　 　 - since I found out clowns were just people with makeup.
　 　 我发现小丑不过是人化妆扮成的开始的
　 　 - Um, as a matter of fact, by the time I was a teenager,
　 　 实际上 当我成长为小少年的时候
　 　 - if I wasn't in school or fishin', I was clownin'.
　 　 只要我不是在上学或钓鱼 就是在扮小丑
　 　 - There are four types of clowns
　 　 总共有4种类型的小丑
　 　 - a tramp, an Auguste,
　 　 乞丐小丑 彩面小丑
　 　 - a whiteface and a character.
　 　 白脸小丑 和角色小丑
　 　 - I am a classically trained Auguste clown
　 　 我是个接受过传统训练的彩面小丑
　 　 - named Fizbo.
　 　 名叫菲茨宝
　 　 - What? N-Nothing.
　 　 怎么了 -没什么
　 　 - Between the clownin' and the fishin',
　 　 你又要扮小丑又要钓鱼
　 　 - I'm surprised you had time for the schoolin'.
　 　 我真奇怪你竟然还有时间上学
　 　 - Aw, and there's the fifth type- the sad clown.
　 　 还有第5种类型的 悲伤小丑
　 　 - Sad clown is a tramp. So there's still only four types.
　 　 悲伤小丑也属于乞丐小丑 所以仍然只有4种
　 　 - Cam, I thought we discussed this.
　 　 小卡 我觉得我们已经说过这事儿了
　 　 - We did. But I- I started thinking.
　 　 是的 但我后来一想
　 　 - And this isn't about you or me.
　 　 这事的重点不在你我
　 　 - This is about a little boy who deserves some happiness.
　 　 而是一个小男孩 该享受快乐一刻
　 　 - And he's gonna get that from his weird gay clown uncle?
　 　 他能从他古怪的同性恋舅夫那儿得到快乐吗
　 　 - Fizbo is not gay. He's asexual.
　 　 菲茨宝才不是同性恋 他是无性的
　 　 - He's an innocent whose only drive...
　 　 他是个纯情大男孩 唯一的目标
　 　 - is to bring people joy and laughter
　 　 就是给人们带去喜庆 欢笑
　 　 - and balloon animals.
　 　 和气球扎成的动物
　 　 - He's- He's the least sexual being on earth.
　 　 他 他是地球上最与性无关的东西
　 　 - Oh, okay. Well, at least we agree on something.
　 　 好吧 至少我们都认为你这装扮让人性趣全无
　 　 - If this tape is found in the future,
　 　 如果未来有人发现这盘带子
　 　 - this is how we humans celebrated birthdays. - Hey, Dad!
　 　 这就是我们人类庆祝生日的方式 -老爸
　 　 - Yeah, there's my boy. Zip-line extreme
　 　 瞧 那是我的乖儿子 高空滑索
　 　 - I'm okay. I'm good. I'm good.
　 　 我没事 我没事 我很好
　 　 - Lesson learned. Don't stand- Don't stand there.
　 　 吃一撞长一智 千万别站在这儿
　 　 - Let's go ahead and rope this area off.
　 　 把这一块儿用绳子圈起来禁止入内
　 　 - Excellent. Thank you.
　 　 很好 谢谢你们
　 　 - Hey, buddy, you having fun?
　 　 嘿 小老弟 玩得开心吗
　 　 - Yeah. And I love my new belt.
　 　 是啊 而且我爱我的新皮带
　 　 - Hey, Luke. Look.
　 　 嘿 卢克 瞧啊
　 　 - Do you wanna make a comb sheath?
　 　 你想做个梳套吗
　 　 - A what?
　 　 什么
　 　 - It's a cool leather holder for your comb.
　 　 就是一个皮质小套 可以放梳子进去
　 　 - And you can decorate it.
　 　 你也可以装饰一下它
　 　 - I've got beads and glitter and all kinds of stuff.
　 　 我这边有小珠子 小亮片等各种东西
　 　 - Do you want to? - Nah. I'm gonna do the rock wall.
　 　 你想试试吗 -不 我去玩攀岩墙了
　 　 - Okay, honey. It's your day.
　 　 好吧宝贝 你的生日你做主
　 　 - Honey, let me know if you get low on supplies.
　 　 亲爱的 如果你材料不够了 记得通知我
　 　 - I'll make a quick run back to the 1950s for you.
　 　 我会迅速穿越到1950年代帮你买回来
　 　 - Oh! Again?
　 　 噢 又撞我
　 　 - Seriously, zip-line guys, use some ropes.
　 　 说真的 负责滑索的人 用绳子圈一下
　 　 - Did you remember to switch the whites to the dryer?
　 　 你记得把白色衣服放进烘干机了吗
　 　 - Oh, no. I forgot. - They're gonna smell musty.
　 　 没有 我忘了 -到时肯定一股霉味
　 　 - I know. I'm sorry. - I'll pump.
　 　 我知道 我很抱歉 -我来加油吧
　 　 - No, no, no. I'll do it. You stay right here.
　 　 不不不 我来吧 你坐在车里
　 　 - Relax. - Oh. I get it.
　 　 放轻松 -哦 我懂了
　 　 - You're worried about people seeing me. - Without question.
　 　 你担心别人看见我 -毫无疑问
　 　 - You know, people are gonna stare.
　 　 人们会盯着我们看的
　 　 - They're not used to seeing one clown in a car.
　 　 他们很少见一个小丑在车里的情况
　 　 - That's her- Bianca Douglas.
　 　 那就是她 比安卡·道格拉斯
　 　 - She's so cute.
　 　 她好可爱哦
　 　 - She has good handwriting.
　 　 她写得一手好字
　 　 - She's a complete package. Wish me luck.
　 　 她是个完美女神 祝我好运吧
　 　 - You don't need luck.
　 　 你不需要运气
　 　 - You just remember those jokes I told you, hmm?
　 　 你只要记住我传授给你的那些笑话就行了
　 　 - We have to stop meeting like this.
　 　 我们不能再这么见面了
　 　 - What? - We go to school together.
　 　 什么 -我们是同学啊
　 　 - Oh, yeah. - Do you like jokes?
　 　 噢是哦 -你喜欢笑话吗
　 　 - Sure. - Great. Ok.
　 　 当然 -很好 听着
　 　 - So a grasshopper named Gary walks into a bar.
　 　 一只叫加里的蚂蚱进了一家酒吧
　 　 - Aw. No.
　 　 噢糟糕
　 　 - You're not supposed to know his name.
　 　 我不该一开始就把名字说出来的
　 　 - Let me try another one, okay?
　 　 我换一个讲吧 可以吗
　 　 - Knock, knock. - Who's there?
　 　 敲敲门 -你是谁
　 　 - Interrupting cow. - Interrupting cow who?
　 　 捣蛋牛 -捣蛋牛谁
　 　 - Moo. Oh, crap.
　 　 哞 糟糕说晚了
　 　 - Um, hey. - Hey yourself.
　 　 搞什么 -搞你个大头鬼
　 　 - Move. - You kind of just bumped me with your car.
　 　 让开 -你刚开车碰到我了
　 　 - I don't think so.
　 　 我可不觉得
　 　 - No. No, you did, because, um
　 　 不 你确实碰到了 因为
　 　 - See, yeah, I got grease on my pants
　 　 瞧 我的裤子上沾了油迹
　 　 - and then also I felt it. - Call an ambulance.
　 　 而且我明显感觉被碰到 -叫救护车吧
　 　 - Okay. I just thought you might wanna know...
　 　 好吧 我只是觉得你可能有心知道
　 　 - in case you wanted to be a decent human being and apologize, but
　 　 或许你还想当个懂礼貌的人 道个歉
　 　 - No? Okay.
　 　 不想吗 好吧
　 　 - Ass.
　 　 混蛋
　 　 - What did you say?
　 　 你刚说什么
　 　 - Just forget about it, all right?
　 　 算了 行吗
　 　 - Listen, carrottop. I didn't touch you. - Um, I
　 　 听着 红毛鬼 我没碰到你 -我
　 　 - So do the smart thing. Shut your hole,
　 　 所以你给我放聪明点 闭上你的臭嘴
　 　 - get in your car and drive away.
　 　 滚上车 开远点
　 　 - Is there a problem here?
　 　 有什么问题吗
　 　 - What the hell are you?
　 　 你是什么鬼东西
　 　 - I'm the ass-kicking clown...
　 　 我是个惩恶扬善的小丑
　 　 - that'll twist you like a balloon animal.
　 　 能把你拧成像气球动物那样的
　 　 - I will beat your head against this bumper
　 　 我可以拿你的脑袋猛撞保险杠
　 　 - until the air bags deploy.
　 　 直到气囊弹开
　 　 - So apologize to my boyfriend right now!
　 　 立刻 向我男友 道歉
　 　 - Apologize? Boyfriend? - Apologize!
　 　 道歉 男友 -道歉
　 　 - Okay. I'm sorry.
　 　 好吧 对不起
　 　 - I'm sorry.
　 　 对不起
　 　 - Let's go. We're gonna be late.
　 　 快走吧 要迟到了
　 　 - Mind if I come in?
　 　 介意我也进来吗
　 　 - Sure.
　 　 来吧
　 　 - Come here.
　 　 过来
　 　 - Why you bounce so sad? - I told all my jokes.
　 　 你怎么蹦得那么不开心 -我说尽了笑话
　 　 - It turns out I'm not the funny guy.
　 　 事实证明我不是搞笑男
　 　 - The right girl will find you when it's time,
　 　 时候到了 真命天女自然会降临
　 　 - even though I'm gonna hate losing you to another woman.
　 　 尽管把你交给另外一个女人会让我很失落
　 　 - You'll never lose me, Mom.
　 　 我不会娶了媳妇忘了娘的
　 　 - I'll always love you, no matter what.
　 　 我会永远爱你的 无论发生任何事
　 　 - Ay, chiquitn.
　 　 哎呀真乖
　 　 - You see? Right there.
　 　 瞧 刚刚说的多好
　 　 - You need no tricks.
　 　 你根本不需要什么泡妞技巧
　 　 - Just be the sweet, wonderful little boy that you are.
　 　 只要表现出贴心可爱的 真实的你就好了
　 　 - Sweet little boy. Got it.
　 　 可爱的小男孩 懂了
　 　 - She won't know what hit her. - Vaya para all!
　 　 她会被我迷得神魂颠倒的 -加油加油
　 　 - Hey, Manny, wanna make a sweet comb sheath?
　 　 嘿 曼尼 想做过可爱的梳套吗
　 　 - Could not be a worse time, Claire.
　 　 现在真不是时候 克莱尔
　 　 - Oh. It's so peaceful and quiet over here.
　 　 哦 这边真是安静又冷清啊
　 　 - Ha-ha. If you came over here to gloat,
　 　 哈 哈 如果你是来幸灾乐祸的
　 　 - I already know it's a dud.
　 　 我已经知道这很无聊了
　 　 - Actually, I came to give you this.
　 　 实际上 我是来给你送这个的
　 　 - It's your favorite flavor- blue.
　 　 是你最喜欢的口味 蓝色冰恋
　 　 - Thanks, honey.
　 　 谢谢 亲爱的
　 　 - And your hair looks really nice. Hmm. - Thanks.
　 　 你的头发看上去真的好美 -谢谢
　 　 - I've been combing it all day.
　 　 我已经梳了一天了
　 　 - All right, let's all give Luke a big hand for being so brave.
　 　 来 大家都掌声鼓励一下卢克的勇敢
　 　 - This feels so weird. What does it eat?
　 　 感觉好怪哦 它以什么为食
　 　 - Oh, just little boy brains.
　 　 它专吃小男孩的大脑
　 　 - Well, at least Luke's got nothing to worry about.
　 　 卢克本来就没大脑 没什么好担心的
　 　 - Is there mayo in this? - No. You're good.
　 　 里面有蛋黄酱吗 -没有 放心吃吧
　 　 - So I was thinking that maybe we could go slip away
　 　 我在想 或许我们可以悄悄溜走
　 　 - So, does anyone wanna pet the iguana?
　 　 有人想摸摸鼠鳞蜥吗
　 　 - Hells, yeah. Oh, man. - Over here! Me! Me!
　 　 当然了 天啊 -这边 我 我
　 　 - I love lizards.
　 　 我超爱蜥蜴的
　 　 - What's his name? - Her name is Lizzy.
　 　 他叫什么名字 -她名叫蜥蜥
　 　 - Wow. I totally get that.
　 　 哇 我完全懂其含义
　 　 - You don't deserve this.
　 　 你不该面临如此下场的
　 　 - What? - Hot reptile chick.
　 　 什么 -性感的爬虫女郎
　 　 - You know, probably has her own apartment,
　 　 她或许有自己的公寓
　 　 - obviously okay touching gross stuff.
　 　 很显然不介意摸些"恶心的东西"
　 　 - They're just talking. - You're right.
　 　 他们不过是聊聊天罢了 -你说的对
　 　 - Dylan's far too sophisticated to get sucked in...
　 　 迪兰品味那么"高" 肯定不会
　 　 - by a single lady with tons of cool tattoos.
　 　 被一个浑身刻满纹身的女人吸引的
　 　 - Hey. I think it peed on me.
　 　 嘿 我觉得它尿在我手上了
　 　 - Oh, no. - No way, Mother Nature.
　 　 不 -别啊 大自然的小精灵
　 　 - I can't believe he does that.
　 　 我真不敢相信他会这样
　 　 - Hey, what am I missing, guys?
　 　 嘿 我错过什么了 伙计们
　 　 - Aw, geez, Gloria.
　 　 老天啊 歌洛莉亚
　 　 - Jay, look! I go high! Look! Look!
　 　 杰 看啊 我跳得好高 看啊看啊
　 　 - Guys, hit the road. Come on.
　 　 伙计们 该滚蛋了 快点
　 　 - You're family men. Come on. Scat.
　 　 你们都是有家室的男人 快 散开
　 　 - Great job, buddy.
　 　 真棒啊 小老弟
　 　 - Now comes the fun part. Rappel down.
　 　 现在有趣的部分到啦 快滑下来吧
　 　 - It's really high.
　 　 真的好高
　 　 - You have nothing to fear but fear itself...
　 　 你不用畏惧任何事 只需面对畏惧本身
　 　 - and the concrete.
　 　 以及水泥地
　 　 - But I'm right here, buddy.
　 　 但老爸在这儿呢 小老弟
　 　 - Okay, just catch me.
　 　 好吧 要接住我哦
　 　 - I am brave. Roller coasters? Love 'em.
　 　 我很勇敢 过山车 爱死了
　 　 - Scary movies? I've seen Ghostbusters, like, seven times.
　 　 恐怖电影? 《捉鬼敢死队》我都看7遍了
　 　 - I regularly drive through neighborhoods...
　 　 我经常驾车穿过那些
　 　 - that have only recently been gentrified.
　 　 刚刚装修过的街区
　 　 - So yeah, I'm pretty much not afraid of anything.
　 　 所以基本上我是无所畏惧的
　 　 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, everybody!
　 　 嘿嘿嘿 大家伙儿
　 　 - Quit your clownin' around. That's my job.
　 　 快别闹腾逗乐了 那是我的工作
　 　 - Except clowns.
　 　 除了小丑
　 　 - Never shared that with the fam, so... shh.
　 　 我从未告诉过家人们这一点 所以 嘘
　 　 - Do have an image to maintain.
　 　 哥得维护自己的良好形象
　 　 - I am not really sure where the fear comes from.
　 　 我不知道我的恐惧源自何处
　 　 - My mother says it's because when I was a kid,
　 　 我妈说是因为我小的时候
　 　 - I found a dead clown in the woods, but who knows?
　 　 曾在森林中发现过一具小丑尸体 谁知道呢
　 　 - Hey. Oh. Well, you must be the birthday boy.
　 　 嘿 你一定就是小寿星了
　 　 - Is that you, Uncle Cam?
　 　 是你吗 小卡舅夫
　 　 - No. I'm Fizbo the clown.
　 　 不 我是小丑菲茨宝
　 　 - I don't know who this Uncle Cam is,
　 　 我不知道小卡舅夫是谁
　 　 - but he sure sounds handsome, doesn't he?
　 　 但听上去他似乎很帅 不是吗
　 　 - Hey, who likes balloon animals? - I do! I do!
　 　 谁喜欢气球拧的动物 -我 我
　 　 - It's just Cam. It's just Cam.
　 　 那只是小卡 只是小卡而已
　 　 - You all right? - What? Yeah.
　 　 你还好吧 -什么 当然了
　 　 - Just have kind of a complicated relationship with clowns.
　 　 我只是对小丑有种复杂的情节
　 　 - Well, join the club.
　 　 彼此彼此
　 　 - Look, I came on strong with that whole funny guy bit.
　 　 听着 我之前太刻意勉强自己装成搞笑的人
　 　 - This is me just being myself.
　 　 现在在你面前的是真实的我
　 　 - Okay. Hey, do you know who that boy is over there?
　 　 好吧 你知道那边那个男生是谁吗
　 　 - Oh. That's Dylan. He's Haley's boyfriend.
　 　 那是迪兰 海莉的男朋友
　 　 - He's so cute and tall.
　 　 他真是又高又帅
　 　 - I'm still growing. Give me a break.
　 　 我还在发育呢 别老挑我的短处
　 　 - Pardon me, miss, but this little doggy needs a new home.
　 　 不好意思 小姐 这只小狗需要一个新家
　 　 - Oh, thank you.
　 　 谢谢你
　 　 - That's quite an impressive getup you got there.
　 　 你的装扮真是很夺人眼球啊
　 　 - Thank you, Jay. Oh, by the way,
　 　 谢谢 杰 噢 对了
　 　 - you have something on your shoulder.
　 　 你的肩膀上有点东西
　 　 - That's good.
　 　 真有你的
　 　 - Never mind. It was nothing.
　 　 别担心 什么都没有
　 　 - We're done here.
　 　 适可而止
　 　 - So, do you keep these at a zoo or something?
　 　 你把这些动物都关在动物园还是哪里
　 　 - No. I just keep 'em at my place. - That's awesome.
　 　 不 都放在我家里 -真棒
　 　 - I only have a cat.
　 　 我家只有一只猫
　 　 - Yeah? I used to have a cat.
　 　 是吗 我曾经也有过一只猫
　 　 - I was just messing with you before,
　 　 我之前是想故意惹你生气
　 　 - but seriously, he's still talking to her.
　 　 但他现在竟然还在跟她说话
　 　 - Wow. Cool. - On it.
　 　 哇 好凉啊 -姐这就出马
　 　 - You know, this is one of- - I feel like Britney Spears.
　 　 其实 这是... -我感觉像布兰妮一样
　 　 - You're so funny.
　 　 你好搞笑哦
　 　 - You kind of do look like Britney Spears.
　 　 你这确实很像布兰妮MV中的造型
　 　 - Really? - I'm just kidding.
　 　 真的吗 -我开玩笑的
　 　 - Anyway, this is probably my favorite.
　 　 反正 这只大概是我的最爱了
　 　 - Hey, jungle lady?
　 　 嘿 丛林女郎
　 　 - I think- I think one of your bugs got out.
　 　 似乎 你的一只爬虫跑出来了
　 　 - What? This one?
　 　 什么 这只吗
　 　 - This box thing here- It's on its side.
　 　 就是这只盒子里的 盒子歪倒了
　 　 - Oh, my God. Where did it go? - Is everything okay?
　 　 老天啊 跑哪儿去了 -没事吧
　 　 - No. I lost a poisonous scorpion, and I need to find it.
　 　 不 我丢了一只毒蝎子 我得找到它
　 　 - Okay, kids, let's all tuck our pants into our socks.
　 　 好了孩子们 都把裤腿扎进袜子里
　 　 - Avoid shady, moist places,
　 　 不要去阴暗潮湿的角落
　 　 - and let's make a game of looking where we step.
　 　 我们来玩个游戏 叫做"当心脚下"
　 　 - Is he okay? - Can we see him?
　 　 他没事吧 -我们现在能探望他吗
　 　 - He's in with the doctor right now.
　 　 医生正在给他诊治
　 　 - These things happen, right?
　 　 这种事就是常发生的 对吧
　 　 - No matter how careful you are.
　 　 不管你多么的小心
　 　 - Hey, look what Grandpa gave me- a crossbow.
　 　 嘿 瞧瞧外公送了我什么 十字弓
　 　 - Sweetie, that does not look safe. - Don't worry.
　 　 宝贝 那东西看着不安全啊 -别担心
　 　 - He's gonna show me how to use it.
　 　 他会教我怎么用的
　 　 - That's what... I'm afraid of.
　 　 那正是 我担心的地方
　 　 - Come on. Ready?
　 　 快过来 准备好了吗
　 　 - Oh, my God. You are not making comb sheaths.
　 　 噢 老天 你不会是在做梳套吧
　 　 - I am, and I know. It's really lame.
　 　 我就是的 我知道的 又老套又无趣
　 　 - Everybody hates it.
　 　 每个人都讨厌
　 　 - No. It's just like, uh, Donna Rigby's party.
　 　 不 就像是当年唐娜·瑞格比的派对
　 　 - Exactly! Yes! And I have the beads and everything.
　 　 就是啊 太对了 我这边小珠子什么的都有
　 　 - Amazing. This is awesome.
　 　 太棒了 真是太棒了
　 　 - So... Cam's a clown.
　 　 所以 小卡是个小丑哈
　 　 - Yeah.
　 　 是啊
　 　 - I totally got you. - And there's mine.
　 　 我绝对射到你了 -那是我家那位小丑
　 　 - You think it's weird
　 　 你有没有觉得很怪
　 　 - that we both chose people who were so- uninhibited?
　 　 我们姐弟俩找的对象都 -自由不羁吗
　 　 - I was gonna say "Embarrassing," But yeah.
　 　 我本想说令人尴尬的 不过你说的也对
　 　 - Look at them now. They're the life of the party.
　 　 瞧瞧他们 派对因他们而充满活力
　 　 - Uh, you know, I gotta say, for all his craziness,
　 　 我必须承认 尽管他很疯狂
　 　 - I love my clown.
　 　 但我爱我家那位小丑
　 　 - Me too. They're good for us.
　 　 姐也是 有他们在真的很好
　 　 - I would've totally tanked this party.
　 　 要是我 肯定把派对气氛给毁了
　 　 - And I would've gotten my butt kicked at a gas station.
　 　 而我则会在加油站被人暴揍一顿
　 　 - Sorry? - Turns out Fizbo is a real bad-ass.
　 　 什么 -菲茨宝可是个不好惹的大坏蛋哟
　 　 - Scorpion! Scorpion! Scorpion!
　 　 蝎子 有蝎子 有蝎子
　 　 - Scorpion!
　 　 有蝎子
　 　 - No, no. Too close. Too close. Too close.
　 　 不不不 靠得太近 离我太近
　 　 - What the hell?
　 　 搞毛啊
　 　 - Oh, crap!
　 　 噢 糟糕
　 　 - Calm down. - What happened?
　 　 冷静 -发生什么事了
　 　 - We fired the crossbow.
　 　 我们发射了十字弓
　 　 - No, I know. Oh, my God. It's right there.
　 　 不 我知道的 天啊 射中蹦床了
　 　 - Bianca, I'm coming.
　 　 比安卡 我来了
　 　 - Who else is in there? - Get out!
　 　 还有谁在里面 -快出来
　 　 - It turns out I'm not the sweet guy or the funny guy.
　 　 事实证明我不是甜心帅哥 也不是幽默达人
　 　 - No, Manny, don't go in! Por favor!
　 　 不 曼尼 别进去 千万不要
　 　 - I must!
　 　 我必须进去
　 　 - I'm coming!
　 　 我来了
　 　 - Manny Delgado is a man of action.
　 　 曼尼·迪尔加多是个用行动说话的男人
　 　 - Wait. My dog is still in there.
　 　 等等 我的狗狗还在里面
　 　 - I'll be right back.
　 　 我马上就回来
　 　 - Ow! My arm!
　 　 噢 我的胳膊
　 　 - Sweetie? Luke?
　 　 小宝贝 卢克
　 　 - What happened, buddy? - What happened?
　 　 怎么了 小老弟 -出什么事了
　 　 - What happened, honey?
　 　 出什么事了 宝贝
　 　 - Hey, hey. What happened?
　 　 嘿 嘿 怎么回事
　 　 - I slipped on these stupid beads. - Oops.
　 　 我踩在这些小珠子上滑倒了 -糟糕
　 　 - Come on. Here we go.
　 　 来 先起来
　 　 - How is he?
　 　 他怎么样了
　 　 - Oh, he's gonna be fine. - Ay, Dios mio.
　 　 他会没事的 -老天啊
　 　 - Hi, honey. How are you, kid?
　 　 小宝贝 你怎么样啊 孩子
　 　 - Oh, there he is. - Pobrecito.
　 　 他出来了 -小可怜
　 　 - You poor thing.
　 　 你个可怜的孩子
　 　 - Wow. Everybody's here.
　 　 哇 大家都来了啊
　 　 - Of course we are. How's that busted flipper?
　 　 我们当然得来了 你的小翅膀怎么样了
　 　 - Okay. - Sorry about today, buddy.
　 　 没事 -今天的事真遗憾 小老弟
　 　 - We'll try again next year, huh?
　 　 我们明年再给你办个完美的生日派对
　 　 - Are you kidding? This was the best birthday ever.
　 　 你在说笑吗 这是有史以来最棒的生日了
　 　 - What? - I got a cast.
　 　 什么 -我打了个石膏
　 　 - You like a cast? - I've always wanted one.
　 　 你喜欢打石膏吗 -我一直想要一个的
　 　 - After a few weeks, they start to smell. -Ew!
　 　 几周后 里面就会发臭 -恶
　 　 - You are so weird, you know that?
　 　 你真是个怪胎 你知道吗
　 　 - Can I sign it? - Sure.
　 　 我可以在上面签名吗 -当然
　 　 - Hey. Me first. - Here.
　 　 嘿 我先来 -这边
　 　 - If you'd asked me before the party...
　 　 如果你在派对举办之前问我
　 　 - if I wanted there to be a chain reaction of disasters...
　 　 是否希望发生一系列灾难的连锁反应
　 　 - that led to Luke breaking his arm, I probably would've said no.
　 　 导致卢克摔伤了胳膊 我很可能会说不
　 　 - Probably? - Prob- Definite- Definitely not.
　 　 可能吗 -可...绝对 绝对不希望
　 　 - Would not want that.
　 　 不希望发生那种事
　 　 - But, one way or another,
　 　 但是 不管怎么样
　 　 - Luke was the center of attention on his birthday,
　 　 卢克在他生日这天是众人关心的焦点
　 　 - and the whole family was together...
　 　 而且全家人都聚在一起
　 　 - just the way it should be.
　 　 那正是家庭生日会该有的样子
　 　 - Fizbo delivery! I brought the cake!
　 　 菲茨宝快递 我带蛋糕来啦
　 　 - Bravo!
　 　 好耶
　 　 - I can't do this.
　 　 我心理承受不住
　 　 - Oh, God. I'm out.
　 　 天啊 我得出去
　 　 - Cake.
　 　 蛋糕
　 　 - Blow the candles. Blow the candles.
　 　 快吹蜡烛 快吹蜡烛
　 　 - Bianca Douglas called me three times tonight.
　 　 比安卡·道格拉斯今晚给我打了3个电话
　 　 - I'm not gonna lie to you.
　 　 我不打算说假话骗你们
　 　 - I'm starting to feel smothered.
　 　 我感觉快被那姑娘缠死了
　 　 - I really like my cast, but it's starting to itch.
　 　 我真的很喜欢我的石膏 但里面开始痒了
　 　 - Good thing my mom made me this personal scratcher.
　 　 幸好有我妈特制的挠痒神器
　 　 - Oh, that's good stuff.
　 　 好东西用了才知道
　 　 - If another woman is messing with your man,
　 　 如果有别的女人想勾搭你的男人
　 　 - you have to get proactive.
　 　 你一定要先发制人
　 　 - I don't care how pretty she is
　 　 我不管她有多漂亮
　 　 - or how many stupid reptiles she has.
　 　 或者她有多少只恶心的爬虫
　 　 - She tries to take what's mine,
　 　 只要她想抢我的东西
　 　 - girlfriend's gonna get stung.
　 　 我就不择手段坑死你
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　 　 - Do we really have to wear these ugly sweaters?
　 　 我们真的非得穿这些难看的毛衣吗
　 　 - It's just until Grandma can see them.
　 　 让奶奶看到就好了
　 　 - My neck hole is too small.
　 　 我的领口太小
　 　 - Mine's itchy.
　 　 我的弄得人浑身发痒
　 　 - You know what? I'd rather be itchy than chokey.
　 　 其实 我宁愿痒死也不愿意窒息死
　 　 - Come on, Phil. Hurry up.
　 　 快来 菲尔 快点
　 　 - Okay, here we go.
　 　 好了 我们开始吧
　 　 - Connecting.
　 　 视频连接中
　 　 - Come in, Florida. Over.
　 　 登陆 佛罗里达 完毕
　 　 - Mom? Dad?
　 　 老妈 老爸
　 　 - Hello, Philip.
　 　 你好啊 菲利普
　 　 - Merry Christmas Eve!
　 　 平安夜快乐
　 　 - Merry Christmas Eve!
　 　 平安夜快乐
　 　 - A little- little lower, Dad.
　 　 稍微低一点点 老爸
　 　 - Merry Christmas Eve!
　 　 平安夜快乐
　 　 - Thank you.
　 　 谢谢
　 　 - Thanks for the sweaters. - I-I- Oh, you're welcome.
　 　 谢谢你们送来的毛衣 -不客气
　 　 - You look beautiful in them, darling.
　 　 你们穿这些毛衣好看极了 亲爱的
　 　 - Where's Mom? - Mom is sinking fast.
　 　 老妈呢 -她正在快速下沉
　 　 - Uh-oh. She's in the bathtub.
　 　 她在浴缸里泡澡
　 　 - Get it?
　 　 听懂了吗
　 　 - They have that claw-foot.
　 　 他们有那种老式四脚浴缸
　 　 - Honey, come on.
　 　 亲爱的 快来
　 　 - Hey, pops, here's the tree.
　 　 瞧 老爸 看我们家的圣诞树
　 　 - And, uh, there-there's the, uh- there's the ornament you sent us.
　 　 那些是你送给我们的装饰物
　 　 - Right here. Right here. Oh.
　 　 就在这儿 看到了没
　 　 - There are the stockings,
　 　 那是圣诞长袜
　 　 - hung by the chimney by Claire.
　 　 克莱尔把它们吊[死]在烟囱上的
　 　 - Ah! Still funny, Son.
　 　 你还是那么搞笑啊 儿子
　 　 - What the hell is that? - Still funny.
　 　 那是什么 -还那么搞笑
　 　 - What is that? That looks like a cigarette burn.
　 　 那是什么 看上去像是被香烟烫的洞
　 　 - Was one of you smoking a cigarette? - What?
　 　 你们有人抽烟了吗 -什么
　 　 - No. - Which one of you was smoking?
　 　 没有 -你们谁在偷着抽烟吗
　 　 - Not me. I have a respiratory problem.
　 　 不是我 我呼吸系统有问题
　 　 - Obviously it wasn't you.
　 　 显然不是你
　 　 - Now I've got a family of liars and smokers. -Honey, come here.
　 　 难道某人又吸烟又说谎吗 -亲爱的 快来
　 　 - You gotta see this.
　 　 你得来看看这出
　 　 - Did you shoplift your Christmas presents too?
　 　 你们的圣诞礼物是不是也是从商场偷来的
　 　 - Philip? - Haley, keep that ugly sweater on.
　 　 菲利普 -海莉 不许脱那丑毛衣
　 　 - Anyway, merry Christmas!
　 　 总之 圣诞快乐
　 　 - No, no, it isn't that kind of a trial.
　 　 不 不 不是那种审判
　 　 - It's just because he says he's Santa Claus.
　 　 就因为他说他是圣诞老人
　 　 - But I've got a feeling he is Santa Claus, Mother.
　 　 但直觉告诉我他就是圣诞老人 妈妈
　 　 - Some people don't believe that. That's why-
　 　 有人不相信圣诞老人真的存在 所以...
　 　 - Are you crying?
　 　 你哭了吗
　 　 - What are you, a robot? It's a deeply emotional movie.
　 　 你是机器人吗 多么感人的电影啊
　 　 - Manny, miamor, I need you to help me in the kitchen.
　 　 曼尼 亲爱的 你到厨房来帮我下
　 　 - We gotta finish this first, Gloria.
　 　 先让我们看完这部电影 歌洛莉亚
　 　 - The kid's never seen Miracle on 34th Street.
　 　 这孩子从没看过《34街奇迹》
　 　 - That's because he always
　 　 那是因为他一直和我家人
　 　 - spends Christmas in Colombia with my family.
　 　 一起在哥伦比亚过圣诞节
　 　 - And all we see there is Salazar and El Oso Save Christmas.
　 　 我们看的是《萨拉萨尔和大熊拯救圣诞》
　 　 - Sounds like a classic. - It is.
　 　 听上去很经典啊 -确实
　 　 - Mom, can we finish the movie?
　 　 老妈 能让我们看完电影吗
　 　 - Okay.
　 　 好的
　 　 - He's not like anyone else.
　 　 他和别人那么不同
　 　 - He must be Santa.
　 　 他一定是圣诞老人
　 　 - I think perhaps you're right, Susie.
　 　 我想你可能是对的 苏西
　 　 - What the hell is that?
　 　 那是什么玩意啊
　 　 - What the hell is that?
　 　 那是什么玩意啊
　 　 - Inocente! - What the hell?
　 　 傻冒 -什么玩意
　 　 - When you told me we were going to watch this movie,
　 　 当你说我们要一起看这部电影时
　 　 - I got a joke copy from the Internet.
　 　 我就从网上下了这个恶作剧版的
　 　 - You are the inocente!
　 　 你就是傻冒
　 　 - Well, maybe I'm a little confused right now.
　 　 我好像有点弄不明白状况了
　 　 - What is this "Inocente" Stuff?
　 　 什么是傻冒
　 　 - In Colombia, practical jokes are a Christmas tradition.
　 　 在哥伦比亚 恶作剧是圣诞传统
　 　 - The one that is fooled is the inocente!
　 　 被愚弄的人就是傻冒
　 　 - We tell practical jokes on April Fool's Day,
　 　 我们在愚人节时才会恶作剧
　 　 - So do not do that again.
　 　 千万别再搞这一套了
　 　 - "Inocente."
　 　 傻冒
　 　 - Does it do it again? Ah, it's ruined.
　 　 还会出现吗 搞得我兴致全无
　 　 - Are you kidding me with this line?
　 　 开什么玩笑 要排这么长的队
　 　 - I'm gonna ask Santa for the last 45 minutes of my life back.
　 　 我要找圣诞老人要回我刚浪费的45分钟
　 　 - Would you cheer up? We're in Santa's Village with our daughter.
　 　 开心点 我们带着女儿在圣诞老人村呢
　 　 - Where were we a year ago?
　 　 一年前我们在哪呢
　 　 - We were at the beginning of this line.
　 　 在这个长队的最前面
　 　 - You know what? Somebody needs to get in the holiday- son of a
bitch.
　 　 知道吗 某人需要融入这个节日 妈的
　 　 - Maybe it's not them.
　 　 也许不是他们呢
　 　 - Oh, it's them.
　 　 就是他们
　 　 - It's them.
　 　 就是他们
　 　 - Three years ago, I formed a caroling group.
　 　 3年前 我组织了一个唱诗班
　 　 - We were known as The Greensleevers.
　 　 名字是"绿袖子颂歌班"
　 　 - We would perform at charity events, hospitals
　 　 我们会在慈善活动现场和医院演奏
　 　 - They were very, very popular.
　 　 当时可是红遍大江南北
　 　 - Uh, last year, one of my carolers
　 　 去年 我的一名成员
　 　 - Andrew- staged a little coup.
　 　 安德鲁 他发动了一场小小的政变
　 　 - And he, um
　 　 他
　 　 - They kicked Cameron out of the group.
　 　 他们把卡梅隆踢出了唱诗班
　 　 - Thank you.
　 　 谢谢
　 　 - We're the New Greensleevers.
　 　 我们是"新"绿袖子颂歌班
　 　 - The New Greensleevers?
　 　 新绿袖子
　 　 - Is there a slap mark on my face?
　 　 简直是狠狠抽了我一巴掌嘛
　 　 - I mean, why is Edna singing the low harmony?
　 　 为什么让埃德娜唱低声部的合音
　 　 - It's like people are applauding out of shock.
　 　 观众像是因为震惊才鼓掌一样
　 　 - Let it go. - Why would
　 　 随他们去吧 -为什么
　 　 - Okay, next. - Ah, finally.
　 　 好的 下一个 -终于啊
　 　 - Whoa! I'm- I'm sorry. Can I- Could you
　 　 抱歉 我能 你能
　 　 - What happened to the other Santa?
　 　 另一个圣诞老人怎么了
　 　 - Listen, we've been waiting in this line for a really long time,
　 　 听着 我们排队真的排了很久
　 　 - and we just want a Santa that actually looks like Santa.
　 　 我们只想要一个有圣诞老人样子的圣诞老人
　 　 - Mitchell, it's okay.
　 　 米奇尔 没事的
　 　 - No, no, no. Cam, it's not okay.
　 　 不不 小卡 不行
　 　 - This is Lily's first Christmas.
　 　 这是莉莉过的第一个圣诞节
　 　 - I want to make sure everything is perfect.
　 　 我想确保一切都很完美
　 　 - We're gonna wait for the fat Santa. All right?
　 　 我们要等那个胖圣诞老人 明白吗
　 　 - I knew this would happen.
　 　 我就知道会这样
　 　 - I-I don't even know why we hired this guy.
　 　 我 我真不知道我们为什么雇佣这家伙
　 　 - See? Even his elves agree with me. Thank you.
　 　 瞧 连他的精灵都同意我的话 谢谢
　 　 - I didn't know Christmas made you so petty.
　 　 没想到圣诞让你变得如此龟毛
　 　 - Lackluster!
　 　 逊毙了
　 　 - I hate you!
　 　 我恨你们
　 　 - This is unacceptable, and I want to know who did this.
　 　 我绝对不能接受你们吸烟 到底是谁
　 　 - Nobody, huh?
　 　 没人吗
　 　 - I guess the couch did it to itself.
　 　 我猜是沙发自己把自己烫了个小洞
　 　 - Guess it came home after a tough day,
　 　 辛苦的一天后回到家
　 　 - lit up a cigarette and then it burned itself.
　 　 点了支烟 烧到了它自己
　 　 - Is that what happened? Because that makes no sense.
　 　 是这样吗 可真是荒谬
　 　 - If whoever is responsible doesn't come forward,
　 　 真正的烟民如果不站出来
　 　 - your father and I are just gonna have to punish all three of you.
　 　 我们会将你们三个统统作为惩罚对象
　 　 - What?
　 　 什么
　 　 - That's not fair! - I can forgive the smoking,
　 　 这不公平 -我能原谅你们抽烟
　 　 - but I can't forgive the lie. - No.
　 　 但是不能原谅撒谎 -不对
　 　 - Or the smoking.
　 　 抽烟也不能原谅
　 　 - No one wants to confess, huh? No?
　 　 没人主动承认 真没有吗
　 　 - That's fine, 'cause you know what happens next?
　 　 没关系 知道接下来会怎样吗
　 　 - We cancel Christmas!
　 　 我们取消圣诞节
　 　 - That's not fair.
　 　 这不公平
　 　 - Okay, Dad, sure.
　 　 好吧 老爸
　 　 - Phil has a habit of making big pronouncements to the kids.
　 　 菲尔喜欢在孩子面前夸海口
　 　 - One time I told Luke...
　 　 有一次我告诉卢克
　 　 - that if he didn't put his dirty dishes in the dishwasher,
　 　 如果他不把他的脏碗放进洗碗机
　 　 - we would put them in his bed.
　 　 我们就把脏碗放他床上
　 　 - Phil's problem is follow-through.
　 　 菲尔的问题就是 坚持到底
　 　 - We had no more dishes,
　 　 然后我们就没有碟子了
　 　 - so we were eating cereal out of the goldfish bowl.
　 　 所以最后只能用金鱼缸吃麦片
　 　 - Okay. Guess where I'm headed?
　 　 好吧 猜猜我现在要去干什么
　 　 - To take down the tree. That's right.
　 　 把圣诞树砍了 就是这样
　 　 - Come on, guys. - This is your last chance.
　 　 快坦白吧 -这是你们最后的机会了
　 　 - Whoever did this, just take responsibility.
　 　 不管是谁做的 要勇于承担责任
　 　 - Don't put the rest of us through this. Luke? No?
　 　 不要连累其他人 卢克 不是吗
　 　 - This is really it. Okay? Here we go.
　 　 那就这样吧 好吧 真砍了哦
　 　 - Three, two, one.
　 　 三二一
　 　 - Okay. Good-bye, Dunphy Christmas.
　 　 好吧 再见 邓菲家的圣诞节
　 　 - Haley, I guess you're not getting that car.
　 　 海莉 我估计你拿不到新车做礼物了
　 　 - I was getting a car? - Nope.
　 　 我能得到新车作为礼物吗 -不会了
　 　 - I was lying, because that's what we do now.
　 　 我撒谎的 因为现在就流行撒谎
　 　 - Dunphys are liars.
　 　 邓菲一家人都是撒谎精
　 　 - When I was in charge, it was all about the music.
　 　 我当老大的时候 一切都以音乐为中心
　 　 - I mean, what's with them tossing out candy canes after every carol?
　 　 为什么他们要在唱完歌后 把拐杖糖扔给观众
　 　 - It's pandering. - I think you
　 　 就是为了迎合 -我认为你
　 　 - made that clear when you tossed them back.
　 　 把糖又扔回去 已经表明了你的反感
　 　 - How am I supposed to get all this in the car?
　 　 我怎样才能把这些东西都放进车里啊
　 　 - Let me give you a hand with that. - Uh, thanks.
　 　 我来帮帮你们吧 -谢谢
　 　 - Thanks. Thanks, Santa. - Can't call me that anymore.
　 　 谢谢 圣诞老人 -别再那么叫了
　 　 - Just got canned.
　 　 我刚被炒鱿鱼了
　 　 - Oh- really?
　 　 真的吗
　 　 - Guess a couple people complained I wasn't fat enough.
　 　 估计是有一些人投诉 说我不够胖
　 　 - Well, that's terrible.
　 　 那可真糟糕
　 　 - That's what I get for trying not to have a second heart attack.
　 　 我不想过胖又引发心脏病 现在就这下场
　 　 - There you go. Always a way to make room.
　 　 行了 空间总是能腾出来的
　 　 - Take it from someone who lives in his car.
　 　 我作为住在车里的人 给你们的箴言
　 　 - Oh, well, thank you so much.
　 　 那个 非常感谢你
　 　 - No problem. Merry Christmas.
　 　 没事儿 圣诞快乐
　 　 - Um, wait, wait. Um, please,
　 　 等等 麻烦您
　 　 - uh, let me give you a little something...
　 　 让我给你些小费...
　 　 - for your troubles. - No, that's okay.
　 　 感谢你过来帮忙 -不 没关系的
　 　 - Gosh. Really? Okay. -Do you really live in your car?
　 　 天啊 真的吗 -你真住在车里吗
　 　 - Yeah. It's not so bad.
　 　 是啊 不过也没那么糟糕
　 　 - It's pretty roomy since the wife moved out.
　 　 我妻子搬出去后 就宽敞多了
　 　 - Why don't you come over to our place for dinner tonight?
　 　 不如你今晚到我们家来共进晚餐吧
　 　 - Seriously? - Yeah. It's Christmas Eve.
　 　 你当真 -是的 今晚可是平安夜
　 　 - Y-You can't spend it in your car.
　 　 你总不能在你的车里过吧
　 　 - Wow, that's really nice of you guys.
　 　 你们可真是好人
　 　 - Listen, can I bring anything?
　 　 我要带些什么吗
　 　 - Ketchup, soy sauce, straws?
　 　 番茄酱 酱油 吸管
　 　 - We're good.
　 　 我们都有的
　 　 - So, uh, why don't you follow us to our house?
　 　 那 你可以跟在我们车后面去我们家
　 　 - Okay. In your house.
　 　 好的 开着你的"家"
　 　 - All right!
　 　 好的
　 　 - Cameron. - What?
　 　 卡梅隆 -怎么了
　 　 - Okay. Tonight, 9:00 sharp,
　 　 万事俱备 今晚9点整
　 　 - we open one present each.
　 　 我们各自打开一份礼物
　 　 - Pajamas- which we sleep in.
　 　 睡衣 我们就穿着睡觉
　 　 - Tomorrow morning, 7:00 a.M., Manny,
　 　 明天早上7点 曼尼
　 　 - on the stairs for the Christmas picture.
　 　 站在楼梯上拍圣诞照片
　 　 - Then we open presents.
　 　 然后我们打开礼物
　 　 - In Colombia,
　 　 在哥伦比亚
　 　 - they open presents at midnight and stay up till morning.
　 　 人们午夜时打开礼物 然后一直守夜到早上
　 　 - I'm sure that they do,
　 　 我很确定他们确实是那样
　 　 - but as you'll notice from the absence of goats in the street,
　 　 不过既然你没有在大街上看到山羊乱窜
　 　 - we are not in Colombia.
　 　 就说明我们并不在哥伦比亚
　 　 - Come on! I'm kidding.
　 　 行了 我开玩笑的
　 　 - Why can't we mix a couple of Colombian traditions in?
　 　 为什么不能融合点哥伦比亚传统习俗进去
　 　 - Like what? - Like fireworks.
　 　 比如呢 -比如烟火
　 　 - Come on. You don't have fireworks in Colombia.
　 　 得了吧 哥伦比亚才没有烟火呢
　 　 - You're trying to make me the inocente again.
　 　 你们又想让我变成傻冒
　 　 - No, we do. At night the sky is beautiful-
　 　 不 我们有的 晚上的天空很美
　 　 - very Christmassy.
　 　 很有圣诞的气氛
　 　 - That doesn't make any sense.
　 　 那说不通啊
　 　 - Look, every country has their own traditions.
　 　 每个国家都有自己的传统
　 　 - In our culture, for example,
　 　 比如 在我们的文化里
　 　 - the baby Jesus is the one... that brings the gifts,
　 　 送圣诞礼物的 是婴儿耶稣
　 　 - not the Santa Claus.
　 　 而不是圣诞老人
　 　 - But that doesn't make sense.
　 　 那根本就不合理
　 　 - How could a newborn baby carry all those presents?
　 　 一个新生儿怎么能拿得动所有的礼物
　 　 - They don't even know where their hands are.
　 　 他们连自己的手在哪都不知道
　 　 - At least a baby can fit through a chimney.
　 　 至少婴儿能穿过烟囱啊
　 　 - How would you sit on the baby Jesus' lap?
　 　 那你怎么坐在婴儿耶稣的膝盖上
　 　 - You'd squish it.
　 　 你会压扁他的
　 　 - Manny, next year we'll talk about
　 　 曼尼 明年我们会谈谈
　 　 - some of your little Colombian traditions.
　 　 你们哥伦比亚的一些传统
　 　 - Okay? Maybe. - I know what "Maybe" Means.
　 　 好吗 或许 -"或许"就是不会的意思
　 　 - It's like you're trying to take away my whole Christmas.
　 　 感觉你想要夺走我整个圣诞节
　 　 - I can't believe it's all gone.
　 　 我不敢相信圣诞真没了
　 　 - Dad never follows through.
　 　 老爸从不会坚持到底的
　 　 - Are you sure one of your friends didn't burn the couch?
　 　 你确定不是你的某个朋友烧了沙发
　 　 - Hey, don't look at me.
　 　 不要看我
　 　 - Only one of us was ever caught playing with matches.
　 　 我们中只有一个人 曾经点火柴玩
　 　 - Luke?
　 　 卢克
　 　 - That was a year ago. Just admit you did it.
　 　 那是一年前的事了 承认是你干的吧
　 　 - You admit you did it! - No!
　 　 你承认吧 -不
　 　 - Okay. Look, I have an idea.
　 　 好吧 我有个主意
　 　 - Do you remember the movie Spartacus?
　 　 你们记得斯巴达克斯那部电影吗
　 　 - Here's what we do:
　 　 我们这么做
　 　 - Luke, you tell Mom and Dad it's your fault.
　 　 卢克 你去告诉爸妈是你做的
　 　 - I didn't do it. - It doesn't matter.
　 　 可我没有 -那没关系
　 　 - Because after you confess,
　 　 因为你招了后
　 　 - Haley and I will each confess to the same thing.
　 　 我和海莉也会分别承认是我们做的
　 　 - How does that do anything?
　 　 那有什么用
　 　 - They'll be so touched that we're protecting each other...
　 　 他们会因为我们保护彼此而感动的
　 　 - that they'll have to bring back Christmas.
　 　 然后他们就会把圣诞节还给我们了
　 　 - That's awesome.
　 　 太棒了
　 　 - How does it work again?
　 　 为什么此计可行来着
　 　 - We're gonna pass into legend.
　 　 我们会成为传奇的
　 　 - The parents who canceled Christmas.
　 　 取消了圣诞节的父母亲
　 　 - I thought you'd be happy.
　 　 我还以为你会高兴
　 　 - They'II write songs about us,
　 　 他们会把我们写进歌里
　 　 - make one of those Christmas specials with those ugly little clay
people.
　 　 用那些丑陋的小泥人制作圣诞特价玩具
　 　 - You're the one who always says
　 　 你老是说我
　 　 - I shouldn't be such a pushover with the kids.
　 　 面对孩子时就狠不下心来
　 　 - So this is where you decide to make your stand?
　 　 所以你就这样表明自己的立场吗
　 　 - Really, Phil? - Okay. Okay, look.
　 　 菲尔 -好吧 好吧 听着
　 　 - Don't worry. We're going to have Christmas.
　 　 别担心 圣诞节会回来的
　 　 - We've raised our kids right.
　 　 我们家孩子那么有责任有担当
　 　 - Whoever did it will come forward.
　 　 不管谁做的 都会主动站出来承认错误
　 　 - Or the other two will rat 'em out.
　 　 不然另外两个也会把他供出来的
　 　 - Mom, Dad.
　 　 爸妈
　 　 - Hey, Luke. What, uh- What can we do for you?
　 　 卢克 有什么事吗
　 　 - I did it.
　 　 是我做的
　 　 - I was playing with matches. I'm sorry.
　 　 我玩了火柴 对不起
　 　 - You, uh- You did the right thing- Yeah.
　 　 你 你 你做的对
　 　 - by confessing, but, um
　 　 承认错误是对的 不过
　 　 - This is bad, buddy.
　 　 你犯了错 小家伙
　 　 - I mean, really bad, okay?
　 　 性质非常恶劣 懂吗
　 　 - Claire, you want to handle this?
　 　 克莱尔 你来处理一下吧
　 　 - Um, Luke, why didn't you say something?
　 　 卢克 你刚才为什么不说
　 　 - Mmm, I don't know.
　 　 我也不知道
　 　 - Okay, well, your father and I are extremely disappointed in you,
　 　 好吧 你爸爸和我对你失望至极
　 　 - so- go up to your room. Go on.
　 　 回你的房间去 去吧
　 　 - Alex!
　 　 艾丽克斯
　 　 - We'll be up to talk to you in a minute. Just go.
　 　 我们一会儿上去找你谈话 去吧
　 　 - Haley! - What?
　 　 海莉 -怎么了
　 　 - Say something! - About what?
　 　 说话呀 -说什么
　 　 - Uh, I take it back! - What is going on?
　 　 我收回刚才的招供 -怎么回事
　 　 - These guys were gonna say they did it too,
　 　 她们俩原本也应该招工的
　 　 - and you were gonna be proud of all of us.
　 　 这样你们就会以我们仨为傲
　 　 - Why would we do that?
　 　 我们为什么要那么做
　 　 - I don't know what to believe with this kid.
　 　 这孩子满嘴胡言完全不能信啊
　 　 - Liars! I didn't do it!
　 　 骗子 不是我干的
　 　 - Well, it wasn't me. - Don't look at me.
　 　 也不是我干的 -别看我
　 　 - Seriously? - Wait.
　 　 搞什么啊 -等等
　 　 - Nobody did it again?
　 　 又没人承认了吗
　 　 - No, that's fine.
　 　 行 没关系
　 　 - Guess what? Christmas is still canceled.
　 　 猜猜会怎样 圣诞节依旧取消
　 　 - That's fine by me.
　 　 我是无所谓的
　 　 - Let's start working on next year.
　 　 我们明年再过吧
　 　 - Hey, and memo to New Year's Eve... and Easter
　 　 别忘了还有除夕 复活节 都不过了
　 　 - Watch your back!
　 　 小心点
　 　 - So, after I left the marines, I just kinda traveled the world.
　 　 我从海军退役后 算是开始环游世界了
　 　 - Now I go from town to town picking up odd jobs.
　 　 现在我游走在各城之间 打些临时工
　 　 - Oh. Kinda like the Hulk.
　 　 有点像绿巨人
　 　 - That's weird. That was my nickname in the corps
　 　 真巧啊 那正是我在部队时的绰号
　 　 - 'cause of my bad temper.
　 　 因为我的暴脾气
　 　 - Anyway, thanks for having me over,
　 　 不管怎样 谢谢你们请我过来
　 　 - having me for dinner, letting me do my laundry.
　 　 请我吃晚饭 帮我洗衣服
　 　 - It's not been a good day.
　 　 今天本来很不顺
　 　 - Um, Scott, I-I have a confession to make.
　 　 斯科特 我有事要跟你坦白
　 　 - Um, I didn't, uh
　 　 我没有
　 　 - I didn't clean the lint tray,
　 　 我没有清洗洗衣槽
　 　 - so, um, your clothes might be a little pilly.
　 　 所以你的衣服可能会沾上些毛
　 　 - Oh, no problem. That's the least of my worries.
　 　 没关系 我不在乎
　 　 - Thanks for everything. You guys made my day.
　 　 谢谢你们做的一切 我今天很开心
　 　 - It's the least we could do. - What do you mean?
　 　 至少可以以此补偿你 -什么意思
　 　 - I don't know... what I was saying.
　 　 我不知道我在说什么
　 　 - I just say we never tell him. - Exactly.
　 　 我们永远都别告诉他了 -完全正确
　 　 - We give him some money, a hot meal, laundry.
　 　 我们给了他钱 热食 帮他洗衣服
　 　 - I think we're square.
　 　 我想我们扯平了
　 　 - Agreed. Okay, how does this thing work?
　 　 同意 行了 这个东西怎么用
　 　 - I think you just press that button right there in the middle. Yeah.
　 　 我想应该是按中间的那个按钮 没错
　 　 - Oh, my - Okay. That...
　 　 我的天 -这有点...
　 　 - That seems a little high, doesn't it?
　 　 摇得有点太高了 对吗
　 　 - Yes. I'm not putting Lily in that.
　 　 没错 我才不要把莉莉放进去
　 　 - It's like something astronauts train in.
　 　 简直像是给宇航员训练用的
　 　 - Ho, ho, ho! It's me! Ho, ho, ho! It's me!
　 　 嚯嚯嚯 我来了 嚯嚯嚯 我来了
　 　 - It's your dad. - Yeah.
　 　 你爸来了 -对
　 　 - Hey, Dad.
　 　 嘿 老爸
　 　 - I brought your presents.
　 　 我给你们带了礼物
　 　 - Aren't we seeing you tomorrow, Jay?
　 　 我们不是明天要见你吗 杰
　 　 - These are your Christmas Eve gifts.
　 　 这是给你们的平安夜礼物
　 　 - You know the drill. - Oh, yeah.
　 　 你知道规矩的 -是的
　 　 - You open those up before bedtime. They're pajamas.
　 　 你在睡觉前拆开 里面是睡衣
　 　 - Still keeping traditions alive, huh?
　 　 还在保持这个传统啊
　 　 - Well, someone has to.
　 　 总得有人传承优良传统啊
　 　 - I got two Colombians at home
　 　 我家有两个哥伦比亚人
　 　 - trying to turn Christmas into Cinco de Mayo.
　 　 想要把圣诞节变成五月节
　 　 - You know that's Mexican, right?
　 　 你知道那是墨西哥的节日 对吧
　 　 - Ah, burrito, "Bur-right-o."
　 　 又有什么区别呢
　 　 - Christmas should be Christmas.
　 　 圣诞节就是圣诞节
　 　 - Picture on the stairs, hot chocolate, opening the presents.
　 　 站在楼梯上照相 热巧克力 拆礼物
　 　 - That was supposed to be
　 　 这才应该是
　 　 - the good thing about having a kid in the house again.
　 　 家里又添了小孩的好处
　 　 - I can have Christmas the way we used to.
　 　 我又能像我们以前那样过圣诞节了
　 　 - I hear you, Jay.
　 　 我懂你的意思了 杰
　 　 - If I was home right now,
　 　 如果我现在在家里
　 　 - I'd be mixin' up a bathtub full of eggnog
　 　 我肯定正在调一整浴缸的圣诞蛋酒
　 　 - and trying to squeeze a greased hog into a Santa hat.
　 　 努力将一只油腻的乳猪 塞进圣诞老人的帽子里
　 　 - You don't think I miss that?
　 　 你以为我不怀念吗
　 　 - Do you?
　 　 是吗
　 　 - The point is that those are memories that I'll always have,
　 　 重点是那些已经是永不褪色的回忆了
　 　 - but now I have the perfect opportunity...
　 　 但现在我有绝佳的机会
　 　 - to create new memories with my new family...
　 　 来和我的新家人去创造我们新的回忆
　 　 - that are gonna be just as special someday.
　 　 终有一日这些回忆也会不同寻常
　 　 - Aw. No. Cam's right, you know.
　 　 是的 小卡说得没错
　 　 - We create new traditions every year.
　 　 我们每年都会创造新的传统
　 　 - So, who's ready to try the swing?
　 　 谁准备好去试试秋千了
　 　 - Okay, now remind me.
　 　 儿子 记得提醒我
　 　 - We put this in the oven first thing tomorrow
　 　 明天第一件事就是把这个放进烤炉
　 　 - 'cause Jay wants to eat at 3:00.
　 　 因为杰想要三点的时候吃
　 　 - Ay, Manny! Did you put this spider in the fridge?
　 　 曼尼 是你把这个蜘蛛放在冰箱里的吗
　 　 - Oh, yeah. Inocente.
　 　 是啊 恶作剧嘛
　 　 - Ay, papi, what's wrong?
　 　 小家伙 怎么回事
　 　 - I want to have Christmas like they do in Colombia.
　 　 我想过个哥伦比亚式的圣诞节
　 　 - Jay is messing everything up.
　 　 杰把事情都搞砸了
　 　 - Manny, try to understand.
　 　 曼尼 理解下他吧
　 　 - Jay has great memories with his kids when they were young.
　 　 在杰的儿女尚小之时 他们有很美好的回忆
　 　 - And he just wants to recreate them with you.
　 　 他只是想和你再现当年的美好回忆
　 　 - So, maybe the best gift I could give Jay would be...
　 　 那么我能给杰的最棒的圣诞节礼物
　 　 - Christmas like he used to have it?
　 　 是陪他像以前那样过圣诞节吗
　 　 - Ay, you're such a beautiful boy!
　 　 你真是个乖孩子
　 　 - One day you're gonna grow up, and I'm gonna miss...
　 　 等你长大以后 我会很怀念
　 　 - all the things that you used to do as a little boy.
　 　 你小时候所做得一切
　 　 - Okay. But if this so-called Santa Claus...
　 　 好吧 但如果那个所谓的圣诞老人
　 　 - doesn't bring me a burgundy dinner jacket,
　 　 没送我一件酒红色的晚礼服
　 　 - we're going to have a big problem.
　 　 我们会有大麻烦的
　 　 - Honey?
　 　 亲爱的
　 　 - Would it really be so bad to back down?
　 　 我们真的不该让步吗
　 　 - And have the kids never take any of our threats seriously again?
　 　 那样孩子们再也不会把我们的威胁当回事了
　 　 - Yeah.
　 　 是啊
　 　 - Or... the kids could realize...
　 　 也许 孩子们会意识到
　 　 - that we're making a supreme sacrifice by giving up our power
　 　 我们放弃了做父母的权威 做出巨大的牺牲
　 　 - to save their Christmas.
　 　 来拯救他们的圣诞节
　 　 - Which would, in a way, be
　 　 从某种意义上来说
　 　 - the greatest gift that we could ever give them.
　 　 会成为我们送给他们最棒的礼物
　 　 - And which would paradoxically make them respect us even more.
　 　 那样反而会让他们更加尊重我们
　 　 - Okay, forget that. Go back one.
　 　 行了 算我痴心妄想 想想刚说的
　 　 - Hey, guys.
　 　 老爸老妈
　 　 - It- it was me.
　 　 是我干的
　 　 - What? - What?
　 　 什么 -什么
　 　 - I found a cigarette at school,
　 　 我在学校发现了一根烟
　 　 - and when no one was home, I- I tried it.
　 　 家里没人的时候 我抽了一口
　 　 - And I-I guess I held it too close to the couch.
　 　 我想我可能拿得离沙发太近了
　 　 - I'm so sorry.
　 　 真的很抱歉
　 　 - You can take my Christmas away,
　 　 你们可以不让我过圣诞节
　 　 - but don't take it from everyone else.
　 　 但别让其他人也不能过
　 　 - That is very noble of you to care about the family,
　 　 你能关心家人这点很不错
　 　 - but you still smoked and lied.
　 　 但是你抽了烟 还撒了谎
　 　 - That's really bad.
　 　 你的行为需要严厉批评
　 　 - Now help me grab the tree. - Phil.
　 　 现在帮我去搬圣诞树吧 -菲尔
　 　 - Phil, Alex, come on back.
　 　 菲尔 艾丽克斯 回来
　 　 - Starting December 26, you are grounded for a full week,
　 　 从12月26日开始 你被禁足一周
　 　 - and that includes New Year's Eve.
　 　 包括除夕在内
　 　 - But, I was - Yeah, non-negotiable. So...
　 　 但是我... -没有商量的余地
　 　 - Fine.
　 　 好吧
　 　 - Everybody!
　 　 各位
　 　 - It's official! Christmas is back on!
　 　 正式宣布 圣诞节回来啦
　 　 - It is? - What happened?
　 　 是吗 -发生什么了
　 　 - Doesn't matter.
　 　 无所谓啦
　 　 - Stockings, lights, ornaments, wreath!
　 　 长袜 彩灯 装饰物 花环
　 　 - Go, go, go! - Okay.
　 　 各就各位 开始行动 -好的
　 　 - Well, that sounds like a stressful job to me.
　 　 我听着似乎是一件压力山大的工作啊
　 　 - Not as much as you'd think.
　 　 没你想得那么严重
　 　 - They always made sure one of us had a blank,
　 　 他们总是确保有一人是空弹
　 　 - so nobody knew who took the fatal shot.
　 　 那样就没人知道谁是致命一击
　 　 - This was mighty tasty.
　 　 晚餐实在是太美味了
　 　 - Well, I don't want to overstay my welcome.
　 　 我可不想呆得过久
　 　 - You won't have me back.
　 　 我就先走一步了
　 　 - You guys enjoy the rest of your night.
　 　 你俩好好享受今晚余下的时光吧
　 　 - You're good people.
　 　 你们都是好人
　 　 - Scott. Wait, wait.
　 　 斯科特 等等 等等
　 　 - Don't forget your laundry.
　 　 别忘了你洗过的衣服
　 　 - Oh! Thanks. Thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks.
　 　 多谢 多谢 多谢
　 　 - Merry Christmas.
　 　 圣诞节快乐
　 　 - Scott, merry Christmas to you, too.
　 　 斯科特 也祝你圣诞节快乐
　 　 - And happy. Son of a bitch.
　 　 也祝你... 他妈的
　 　 - What? - Oh. It's the New Greensleevers.
　 　 什么 -是新绿袖子唱诗班
　 　 - They're Cameron's old caroling group.
　 　 他们以前是卡梅隆的唱诗班成员
　 　 - They kicked him out this year.
　 　 今年他们把他开除了
　 　 - I mean, it is one thing to kick me out of the group,
　 　 把我从唱诗班开除就算了
　 　 - but to rub my nose in it!
　 　 竟然还来揭我伤疤
　 　 - I'm turning on the sprinklers.
　 　 我要去把洒水器打开
　 　 - Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
　 　 等一下 等一下
　 　 - I know it feels good to get even.
　 　 我知道报仇的快感
　 　 - Believe me.
　 　 相信我
　 　 - To see the fear in a man's eyes is
　 　 看到别人眼中的恐惧很...
　 　 - but there's something that feels even better.
　 　 但有件事会让你更爽
　 　 - Forgiveness.
　 　 那就是 宽恕
　 　 - Scott, you don't understand.
　 　 斯科特 你不明白
　 　 - This- this group was my Dreamgirls.
　 　 以前唱诗班就是我的追梦女孩
　 　 - I was Effie.
　 　 我就像是艾菲
　 　 - You know what the best thing I did all day was?
　 　 你们知道我今天做的最棒的事是什么吗
　 　 - Forgiving you for getting me fired.
　 　 原谅你们害我被炒鱿鱼
　 　 - Andrew.
　 　 安德鲁
　 　 - Ensemble.
　 　 全体演出人员
　 　 - Uh, I know it's no accident that you're here on my street tonight.
　 　 我知道你们今晚在我家门口唱歌绝非巧合
　 　 - And I- I just wanted to say to you all that you sound great.
　 　 而我 我只想对你们说 你们唱得很好
　 　 - And... merry Christmas.
　 　 还有 圣诞节快乐
　 　 - Even your apology is off-key.
　 　 连你的道歉都走音了
　 　 - Not cool, buddy.
　 　 老兄 没法忍了
　 　 - Well, I should, uh, probably scoot.
　 　 我还是快溜吧
　 　 - But- but- but what about forgiveness?
　 　 但是 但是 不是说要宽恕吗
　 　 - You were nice. He was naughty.
　 　 你人很好 而他是下三滥
　 　 - Where were you for so long?
　 　 你去哪去了这么久
　 　 - Just a little last-minute shopping.
　 　 最后抢购了一下
　 　 - What's this? - Bunuelos.
　 　 这是什么 -波瓦洛[甜甜圈]
　 　 - Who? What? - Cheese fritters.
　 　 是谁 什么 -芝士馅饼
　 　 - It's a Colombian traditional Christmas food.
　 　 是哥伦比亚圣诞节的传统食物
　 　 - Okay, new rule: From now on...
　 　 好的 新规定 从现在开始
　 　 - we do Colombian things when we're in Colombia.
　 　 与哥伦比亚有关的事 只许在哥伦比亚做
　 　 - We do American things when we're in America.
　 　 在美国 只许做与美国有关的事
　 　 - That means no more of your food,
　 　 也就是说 不许做你们的食物
　 　 - no more of your music...
　 　 不许放你们的音乐
　 　 - and especially no more of your crazy holidays!
　 　 尤其不许过你们疯狂的节日
　 　 - Inocente! - Ay, Jay!
　 　 傻帽了吧 -杰
　 　 - What? Did I say it wrong?
　 　 什么 我说错了吗
　 　 - You two are total inocentes!
　 　 你们刚刚的样子就是很傻帽嘛
　 　 - You should see the look on your faces.
　 　 你们应该看看自己脸上的表情
　 　 - And by the way- You know how
　 　 顺便说一句 你知道在平安夜
　 　 - hard it is to get fireworks on Christmas Eve?
　 　 想买到烟火有多难吗
　 　 - Go, Manny. Thank you.
　 　 快去 曼尼 谢谢
　 　 - All righty. Here's another one for Luke.
　 　 好的 又是一份给卢克的礼物
　 　 - Looks like a book. - I have a book already.
　 　 看起来像一本书 -我已经有一本书了
　 　 - What is that? Oh, my God. The couch is smoking.
　 　 那是怎么回事 我的老天 沙发在冒烟
　 　 - It's sunlight.
　 　 是阳光的原因
　 　 - It's the ornament.
　 　 是装饰物的原因
　 　 - Cool. It's like a magnifying glass.
　 　 真酷 像放大镜聚焦一样
　 　 - Hey, how weird is that? It's burning a hole...
　 　 真奇怪啊 沙发被烧出的洞
　 　 - in the exact same spot that Alex was smoking in.
　 　 和艾丽克斯抽烟烧的洞刚好在同一个位置
　 　 - Oh, Haley.
　 　 海莉[瞧你蠢的!]
　 　 - Alex, why'd you take the blame?
　 　 艾丽克斯 你为什么要主动承担责任
　 　 - I didn't want to lose Christmas.
　 　 我不想错过圣诞节
　 　 - That is so stinking beautiful.
　 　 你真是太高尚了
　 　 - Get in here.
　 　 过来
　 　 - No. - Yes.
　 　 不要 -来嘛
　 　 - Oh, no. - Yes.
　 　 不要 -来嘛
　 　 - Oh, yes! - Bear hug!
　 　 太好了 -熊抱抱
　 　 - Wait a- You were going to take
　 　 等等 你本打算因为一件我们都
　 　 - Christmas away for something that none of us did?
　 　 没做过的事情 而不让我们过圣诞节吗
　 　 - Well, um, Christmas is about moving forward.
　 　 圣诞节意味着放下过去朝前看
　 　 - I've never heard that.
　 　 我可没听过那个说法
　 　 - Actually, honey, you did kinda shoot your mouth off.
　 　 确实 亲爱的 你似乎是信口开河的
　 　 - You called us all liars.
　 　 你还说我们是撒谎精
　 　 - Yeah, you did, and then...
　 　 没错 你就是那样说的
　 　 - Let's not all get worked up. I made a mistake!
　 　 我们别越说越起劲了 是我的错
　 　 - I made a mistake. And people make mistakes.
　 　 我犯错了 人难免会犯错的
　 　 - And they make up for those mistakes
　 　 但人们会弥补犯下的错误
　 　 - by... taking their family to Italy!
　 　 通过 带全家人去意大利来弥补
　 　 - Oh, my God! Yeah!
　 　 我的天呐
　 　 - Can Dylan come? - Yeah! Yeah!
　 　 迪兰能一起去吗 -当然 当然
　 　 - Who wants some dark meat?
　 　 谁想来点鸡腿肉
　 　 - We talk a lot about tradition this time of year.
　 　 每年的这个时候 我们就会经常谈论传统
　 　 - But as much as we love our traditions,
　 　 尽管我们深爱着自己的传统
　 　 - sometimes our best memories come
　 　 但有时候我们最美好的回忆
　 　 - from the times that are the most untraditional.
　 　 却来自最颠覆传统的时刻
　 　 - Inocente!
　 　 傻帽
　 　 - We remember the year Mom and Dad went crazy.
　 　 我们记得爸妈发狂的那一年
　 　 - We remember the year Santa punched out the caroler.
　 　 我们记得圣诞老人打了颂歌者的那一年
　 　 - But for me, this was the year that the word "Tradition"...
　 　 但对我来说 今年是让"传统"这个词
　 　 - got a lot bigger.
　 　 变得更有意义的一年
　 　 - There's Cam.
　 　 那是小卡
　 　 - Ah, you didn't.
　 　 不是吧
　 　 - You got me again.
　 　 又被你整了
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　 　 - What's the most irritating thing my parents say to me?
　 　 父母对我说过最气人的话?
　 　 - "That's too much cologne."
　 　 "你喷太多古龙水了"
　 　 - "That's how girls end up dead."
　 　 "女孩子就是那样丧命的"
　 　 - "Don't talk black to me."
　 　 "别给我黑嘴"
　 　 - "It's inappropriate because she's your teacher."
　 　 "那样不合适 因为她是你老师"
　 　 - How do you even talk black?
　 　 什么叫黑嘴
　 　 - End words with "Izzle"?
　 　 每句话都加个"嘿"吗
　 　 - It's "Talk back," You idiot.
　 　 是"回嘴" 笨蛋
　 　 - "Act more like an adult."
　 　 "有点大人样好不好"
　 　 - What does "Act more like an adult" even mean?
　 　 什么叫有点大人样 大人该是什么样
　 　 - Look at you, you're soaked! That is so lame.
　 　 看看你 都湿透了 逊死了
　 　 - You're the one who wanted to do it!
　 　 是你先开始的
　 　 - What are you two doing?
　 　 你们父子俩干啥呢
　 　 - Oh, I picked up one of those Water Weasels.
　 　 我捡了个水鼬鼠
　 　 - You hook it on the end
　 　 你把它接到水管的一头
　 　 - of the hose and it flies around in the air.
　 　 它会在空中乱飞
　 　 - Just like a weasel.
　 　 就像鼬鼠一样
　 　 - Yeah. Look at how awesome. He's so wet.
　 　 看看有多酷 他湿透了
　 　 - I put the weasel in my pants.
　 　 我把鼬鼠放我裤子里了
　 　 - He totally did. - Dork!
　 　 绝对是真的 -傻蛋
　 　 - Is there a reason why my window's wet?
　 　 为什么我的窗子都湿了
　 　 - Hmm. Very difficult to say. - I don't know.
　 　 很难说 -不知道
　 　 - Up top- Ow! Ow! - What's wrong?
　 　 击掌 -怎么了
　 　 - Little- - Sweetie, you okay?
　 　 小 -亲爱的 你没事吧
　 　 - Little twinge. Yeah.
　 　 小抽了一下 没事
　 　 - I'll call 911.
　 　 我去打911
　 　 - Maybe the firemen will come.
　 　 也许消防员会来
　 　 - No, no! No, no! - Give me it!
　 　 不要不要 -电话给我
　 　 - The firemen in our town have a reputation for being hot.
　 　 我们镇上的消防员出了名的性感火辣
　 　 - Do I resent that?
　 　 我不爽他们吗
　 　 - Of course not. These guys are my friends.
　 　 当然不会 他们都是我的朋友
　 　 - I play basketball with them. I bake for 'em.
　 　 我跟他们一起打球 烤蛋糕给他们
　 　 - My question is: What's hot?
　 　 我的问题是 什么叫火辣
　 　 - Come on! Let's go! Let's go!
　 　 快点 走了
　 　 - Coming.
　 　 来了
　 　 - Manny, it's inappropriate because it's your teacher.
　 　 曼尼 她是你老师所以不合适
　 　 - What's the big deal anyway?
　 　 有什么大不了的
　 　 - It's a surprise. You'll see.
　 　 是个惊喜 你们会知道的
　 　 - Oh, my God!
　 　 天啊
　 　 - Ay, Jay, you didn't? - Yes, I did.
　 　 杰 不是吧你 -就是我
　 　 - I got us into that new Benihana.
　 　 我在那家新开的红花餐厅订上位了
　 　 - They got a chef there that can flip a shrimp into his own hat.
　 　 那有个厨师可以把虾翻进自己的帽子里
　 　 - What the hell?
　 　 搞什么鬼
　 　 - Dad! - There's my boy!
　 　 爸爸 -乖儿子
　 　 - The hell is he doing here? - Jay.
　 　 他来这干什么 -杰
　 　 - No. He was supposed to pick up manny yesterday
　 　 不 他昨天就该来接曼尼的
　 　 - and disappointed him again, as usual.
　 　 结果又一如既往地让他失望了
　 　 - Now he just sails in here out of the blue?
　 　 现在又突然冒出来就可以了吗
　 　 - I don't like the guy. Do I have reasons? Yeah.
　 　 我不喜欢那家伙 理由嘛 当然有
　 　 - Good reasons? Yeah.
　 　 正当理由? 当然有
　 　 - How many reasons do I need?
　 　 我需要理由吗
　 　 - None. I don't like the guy.
　 　 不需要 我就是不喜欢那家伙
　 　 - So I would have called,
　 　 我本来要给你们打电话的
　 　 - but while I was buying this boat for a friend,
　 　 但我帮朋友买船的时候
　 　 - I got chased out to sea by another boat "Tiqui tiqui".
　 　 被另外一艘船追出海去了
　 　 - Were they pirates?
　 　 他们是海盗吗
　 　 - I didn't stop to ask. - Well, it's not hard to tell.
　 　 我没问 -其实很容易分辨的
　 　 - Did they have curvy swords and
　 　 他们有没有拿着弯刀
　 　 - sing songs about how fun it is to be a pirate?
　 　 唱着海盗生活真快乐
　 　 - Jay. Such a beautiful house, huh?
　 　 杰 房子真漂亮
　 　 - So, we were just headed out to dinner.
　 　 我们正打算出去吃晚餐
　 　 - What, you think I show up empty-handed?
　 　 你以为我空手来的
　 　 - I brought dinner- lobsters!
　 　 我带晚餐了 龙虾
　 　 - Did you catch them with your bare hands? - No.
　 　 是你亲手抓的吗 -不是
　 　 - But I bought them with my bare hands.
　 　 但是是我亲手买的
　 　 - And I have some nice wine, a good Cuban cigar for Jay.
　 　 还带了瓶好酒 给杰的一盒上等雪茄
　 　 - Hey, why don't you take a picture of him with your new camera
phone.
　 　 嘿 用你的新手机帮他照张相吧
　 　 - I don't have a camera phone. - You do now.
　 　 我没有新手机 -你现在有了
　 　 - Awesome!
　 　 太棒了
　 　 - All of this excitement, my heart is just going.
　 　 刺激一波接一波 我心脏都快受不了了
　 　 - Now, listen to me.
　 　 儿子 听着
　 　 - You bring that with you when you come visit me this summer.
　 　 今年暑假你来看我的时候记得带上它
　 　 - We'll go in a race car with my friend,
　 　 我带你去坐我朋友的赛车
　 　 - and after that, maybe a bullfight.
　 　 然后看场斗牛什么的
　 　 - I know all these guys.
　 　 他们我都熟
　 　 - The matadors, they're like artists.
　 　 斗牛士 他们简直就是艺术家
　 　 - You're quite the bullfight artist yourself.
　 　 你自己就跟个斗牛艺术家一样
　 　 - I, uh- Manny, why don't you show your father to the kitchen?
　 　 曼尼 带你父亲去厨房参观下吧
　 　 - Por favor. Dios mo. Someone put on some music.
　 　 谢了 天啊 来点音乐吧
　 　 - Tonight, we dance!
　 　 今晚我们要热舞一宿
　 　 - Oh, we're gonna dance.
　 　 我们会热舞的
　 　 - Oye, mi amor, est bien que me quede aqu esta noche?
　 　 亲爱的 今晚我住这没问题吧
　 　 - Ay, Javier, yo no s. Esprate para ver qu puedo hacer.
　 　 哈维尔 我不知道 我看看吧
　 　 - What did he say? Does he need money for the lobsters?
　 　 他说什么 是不是要龙虾钱
　 　 - Jay, be nice. - "Be nice."
　 　 杰 友好点 -"友好"
　 　 - I could be sitting grill-side,
　 　 我本来应该坐在铁板烧旁
　 　 - watching a guy build an onion volcano.
　 　 看着厨师堆洋葱山的
　 　 - Instead, I got Rico Suave in my kitchen,
　 　 现在却看着里克·苏艾文在我厨房瞎晃
　 　 - and I got a stolen boat in my driveway.
　 　 车位上还停了艘偷来的船
　 　 - If it was for me, he'd be out of my life.
　 　 如果是为我 早将他踹得一干二净了
　 　 - But it's good for Manny to be with his father.
　 　 但是曼尼需要他的父亲
　 　 - I just can't believe you ever fell for that act.
　 　 你当初怎么就看上他那种货色了
　 　 - Colombians can be very persuasive.
　 　 哥伦比亚人有时很有说服力的
　 　 - They can make you agree to things before you even know it.
　 　 有时候神不知鬼不觉你就答应他们了
　 　 - You must have been pretty naive.
　 　 你当时一定很傻很天真
　 　 - Yeah. But now I'm with the right man, okay?
　 　 是啊 但我现在找到真命天子了
　 　 - Right.
　 　 没错
　 　 - Javier is only going to stay one night.
　 　 哈维尔只住一晚
　 　 - Good.
　 　 很好
　 　 - Wait, what?
　 　 等等 什么
　 　 - Don't be mad. I just got up to change her.
　 　 别生气 我只是起来帮她换个尿布
　 　 - Well, Mitchell really wanted to Ferberize the baby.
　 　 米奇尔想用费伯睡眠法训练宝宝
　 　 - Ferberize. It is a method of
　 　 费伯睡眠法 就是
　 　 - getting the baby to sleep through the night...
　 　 让婴儿晚上...
　 　 - by, yes, basically letting her cry herself to sleep.
　 　 基本上是 自己哭睡着
　 　 - Torture.
　 　 折磨啊
　 　 - It's not torture, Cam.
　 　 那不是折磨 小卡
　 　 - It's just hard if you happen to be a person
　 　 对有些人来说是很难受的
　 　 - who hates to hear another person suffer.
　 　 有些人就是见不得别人受罪
　 　 - Or two people suffer.
　 　 是两个人一起受罪
　 　 - No, no. You got up to comfort her,
　 　 不行 你每次起床安抚她
　 　 - which only teaches her that every time she cries,
　 　 都只会让她觉得 她一哭
　 　 - her daddy will come in and cuddle her and put on her favorite
　 　 爸爸就会过来抱她 给她看最喜欢的
　 　 - What are we watching?
　 　 这是在看什么
　 　 - Brian De Palma's controversial masterpiece
　 　 布莱恩·德·帕尔玛的争议大作
　 　 - Scarface.
　 　 《疤面煞星》
　 　 - For the baby?
　 　 给孩子看合适吗
　 　 - She happens to like it.
　 　 她很喜欢呢
　 　 - I don't know if it's the colors or the sounds
　 　 我不知道是因为色彩还是声音
　 　 - Oh, here comes the nightclub massacre. She loves it.
　 　 夜店大屠杀要来了 她最爱这段了
　 　 - Watch her little eyelids.
　 　 看看她的小眼皮
　 　 - It's so cute. They get so heavy.
　 　 都快睁不开了 真可爱
　 　 - Oh, that's bad.
　 　 好疼
　 　 - Oh, honey. - I'm fine. No, I'm fine.
　 　 亲爱的 -我没事 真没事
　 　 - I'm just- Okay, that's cancer.
　 　 我只是 好吧 是癌症
　 　 - Maybe it's just a kidney stone.
　 　 也许只是颗肾结石
　 　 - "Just," Claire?
　 　 "只是" 克莱尔
　 　 - What's going on, guys?
　 　 发生什么事了
　 　 - It's nothing. Go back to bed.
　 　 没事 回去睡觉
　 　 - No, but Dad... - Don't touch me.
　 　 不 爸爸 -别碰我
　 　 - I bet it's just a kidney stone.
　 　 我敢肯定只是颗肾结石
　 　 - "Just" Again.
　 　 又说"只是"
　 　 - Someone get your mom a glass of water...
　 　 你们谁下去给你妈倒杯水
　 　 - and a piece of gravel from the driveway and see how she likes it.
　 　 再从车道上捡颗石子 看她觉得滋味如何
　 　 - Why is everybody yelling?
　 　 大家在吵什么
　 　 - Something's wrong with Dad.
　 　 爸爸有点不对劲
　 　 - Don't frighten him. Come here.
　 　 别吓着他了 过来
　 　 - Oh, that's gotta be death! Death is coming!
　 　 要死了 死神要过来索命了
　 　 - Okay, you need to go to the hospital. - Yeah.
　 　 你得去医院 -没错
　 　 - No, no, no. I just need a pill.
　 　 不用不用 吃药就行了
　 　 - Give me the biggest one you can find.
　 　 给我找片最大的药来
　 　 - Honey, breathe. Just-Just breathe.
　 　 亲爱的 深呼吸 深呼吸就行了
　 　 - That's what I told you when youwere in labor
　 　 你生孩子的时候我也是这么跟你说的
　 　 - and you threw my smoothie at me. Pill!
　 　 结果你把奶昔扔我脸上了 药呢
　 　 - Okay, I'm calling. - No, no, it's fine!
　 　 我去打电话 -真不用 没事
　 　 - It's actually- It's fine. It's passing. It's passing.
　 　 没事 过去了 疼痛已经过去了
　 　 - I am sorry to alarm everyone.
　 　 很抱歉吓着大家了
　 　 - I think I was probably just overreacting,
　 　 应该只是我反应过度了
　 　 - because there's an alien inside of me!
　 　 因为我体内住着个外星人呢
　 　 - Oh, my God.
　 　 天啊
　 　 - Oh, close it down. - I am definitely gonna call.
　 　 快停下 -我去打电话
　 　 - All systems down. All systems down.
　 　 系统全面衰竭 系统全面衰竭
　 　 - Son of a bitch. - What's the matter?
　 　 混蛋 -怎么了
　 　 - He's playing on my pool table, that's what.
　 　 你说呢 他在玩我的台球
　 　 - Probably got himself a nice drink too.
　 　 大概还给自己倒了杯好酒
　 　 - Where you going, Jay?
　 　 你要去哪 杰
　 　 - Just to check things out, okay? - Come on.
　 　 我就出去看看 -算了吧
　 　 - You hear that? Now he's messing around with my remote control.
　 　 听见没 他又开始乱动我的遥控器了
　 　 - You can't hear that from here!
　 　 这么远你怎么听得见
　 　 - Hey, there.
　 　 嘿 老弟
　 　 - Hey, Jay. Listen, I'm sorry. Did I wake you up?
　 　 杰 对不起 吵醒你了吗
　 　 - No. No, I'm a light sleeper.
　 　 没有 我本来睡得就浅
　 　 - That's what happens when you get older. - Oh, you're not old.
　 　 年纪大了就这样 -你才不老呢
　 　 - I didn't say I was old.
　 　 我没说我老
　 　 - I never sleep much anyway.
　 　 我本来也不怎么睡
　 　 - Life is just more interesting after 2:00 A.M.
　 　 凌晨两点以后 生活才精彩得多
　 　 - You know, the liquor tastes better,
　 　 美酒更香醇
　 　 - the, uh, women are more beautiful.
　 　 女人更美丽
　 　 - What is it they say?
　 　 他们怎么说来着
　 　 - That the night belongs to the poets and the madmen.
　 　 夜晚是属于诗人与疯子的
　 　 - Which are you? - Perhaps both.
　 　 你是哪个 -也许两个都是
　 　 - And I think maybe you too, huh?
　 　 我感觉你也一样 是吧
　 　 - I see a picture over here of you on a motorcycle.
　 　 我看到那边你骑着摩托车的照片了
　 　 - You ride? - I used to.
　 　 你喜欢骑摩托车吗 -曾经
　 　 - Used to? Used to?
　 　 曾经 曾经
　 　 - Jay,
　 　 杰
　 　 - the saddest words in any language, my friend.
　 　 全世界语言中最伤感的词莫过于此了 朋友
　 　 - Hey, help me out here.
　 　 嘿 你给我说说
　 　 - Everybody sees you as this great guy.
　 　 大家都觉得你很了不起
　 　 - You know, you live this life of adventure.
　 　 过着到处冒险的精彩生活
　 　 - How come I don't buy a word of it?
　 　 我怎么一个字都不信呢
　 　 - All I see is a dad who doesn't show up.
　 　 我看见的只是个爽约的父亲
　 　 - Hey, Manny knows me. I live in the now.
　 　 曼尼了解我 我是活在当下的人
　 　 - Well, I was living in the yesterday
　 　 我的当下就是昨天
　 　 - when Manny was crying outside that door...
　 　 曼尼坐在门口哭泣
　 　 - cause you didn't show up for the 10th time.
　 　 因为你第十次爽约
　 　 - And when I don't come, you think,
　 　 你觉得我没来
　 　 - uh- what, I'm just off chasing a good time, hmm?
　 　 是因为我在别处花天酒地
　 　 - You ever think it might be hard for me, coming here?
　 　 你有没有想过 我来这里也很不好受
　 　 - Why? Because of Gloria?
　 　 为什么 因为歌洛莉亚吗
　 　 - Because of you.
　 　 因为你
　 　 - Cam!
　 　 小卡
　 　 - Okay, they're on their way.
　 　 好了 他们马上就来
　 　 - Okay, kids, gather around.
　 　 孩子们 围过来
　 　 - Like you're hugging me, but don't touch me, okay?
　 　 像拥抱我的样子 但别碰我
　 　 - Now look, I'm gonna be fine.
　 　 听着 我会没事的
　 　 - We know, Dad.
　 　 我们知道 爸爸
　 　 - We don't know that.
　 　 我们可不知道
　 　 - It's a miracle I'm standing up.
　 　 我能站起来就是个奇迹了
　 　 - But look, in case anything happens
　 　 但是 万一天有不测
　 　 - I want you to know that if I'd had time,
　 　 我希望你们明白 如果我有时间
　 　 - I would have fixed that step.
　 　 肯定早把楼梯修好了
　 　 - Thanks, Dad. - I love you.
　 　 爸爸 谢谢你 -我爱你
　 　 - Don't cry, Luke. I'm okay.
　 　 卢克 别哭 我没事
　 　 - I broke the coffee table!
　 　 我把茶几打碎了
　 　 - That's okay.
　 　 没关系
　 　 - What?
　 　 什么
　 　 - I broke the glass coffee table.
　 　 打碎玻璃茶几的是我
　 　 - The one you swore you didn't break,
　 　 可你当时发誓不是你干的
　 　 - and then we blamed Esperanza and fired her...
　 　 我们因此怪罪艾斯贝兰斯 把她开除了
　 　 - and she stole a turkey at Thanksgiving for her family
　 　 害的她在感恩节偷了只火鸡给家里
　 　 - and got deported?
　 　 结果被驱逐出境了
　 　 - Yeah. - Damn it!
　 　 是 -该死
　 　 - I'm sorry. - You will be sorry!
　 　 我很抱歉 -你会受到惩罚的
　 　 - They're here! - Really?
　 　 他们到了 -真的吗
　 　 - Did you hear that?
　 　 你听到了吗
　 　 - Luke broke the
　 　 卢克打碎了
　 　 - Hey, you changed your clothes.
　 　 你换衣服了
　 　 - Well, I had- I had to get dressed.
　 　 我不换衣服怎么见人啊
　 　 - Into that sexy, clingy-
　 　 换了件这么性感紧身的
　 　 - Oh, my God. It's the firemen.
　 　 天啊 是给那些消防员看的
　 　 - No, sweetie.
　 　 不是的 亲爱的
　 　 - And lipstick!
　 　 还擦了口红
　 　 - I'm out here convulsing in agony
　 　 我正在剧烈疼痛中煎熬
　 　 - and you're looking for cute tops to wear?
　 　 你还有心思找漂亮衣服
　 　 - I just threw on the first thing I could find.
　 　 我就随手拿了一件
　 　 - We got a minute, if you wanna try on some tighter jeans
　 　 我们还有时间 如果你还想换条紧身裤
　 　 - Oh, Phil, sweetie.
　 　 菲尔 亲爱的
　 　 - Oh, no. By all means, Claire,
　 　 不 不管怎么说 克莱尔
　 　 - we want you looking your sexiest...
　 　 你当然得以最性感火辣的面貌
　 　 - when the hunky, gay firemen get here!
　 　 来迎接那些健壮基情的消防员
　 　 - How we doing? - We're great.
　 　 怎么样 -很好
　 　 - He meant me! - All right.
　 　 他是说我 -好吧
　 　 - Cameron!
　 　 卡梅隆
　 　 - No, listen, Jay. You're a tough guy to compete with.
　 　 听我说 杰 你是个强劲的对手
　 　 - I mean, look at all you have.
　 　 看看你拥有的这一切吧
　 　 - So Manny has to suffer?
　 　 你因此只好让曼尼伤心吗
　 　 - No. You're right.
　 　 不 你是对的
　 　 - Look, I'm going to try harder.
　 　 我以后会更加努力的
　 　 - But maybe it's a good thing that he has the two of us.
　 　 但也许他同时有我们两个父亲是好事
　 　 - From you, he learns stability.
　 　 从你身上他可以学到沉稳
　 　 - From me, he learns how to be spontaneous,
　 　 而从我身上 他可以学到随性
　 　 - grab life by the throat.
　 　 掐住命运的咽喉
　 　 - Well, we do a little throat grabbing ourselves around here, you know.
　 　 我们有时候也会有掐住别人喉咙的冲动
　 　 - We were on our way to Benihana when you showed up.
　 　 我们之前正打算去红花餐厅 结果你突然出现了
　 　 - Hey, as long as my boy follows his passion.
　 　 只要我儿子能追逐他的梦想就行了
　 　 - The worst career decision I ever made
　 　 我这辈子做的最烂的职业决定
　 　 - was playing baseball, but I loved every minute of it.
　 　 就是去打棒球 但我无时无刻不在享受
　 　 - You played baseball?
　 　 你打过棒球
　 　 - I lived baseball.
　 　 看家本事
　 　 - I only made it to Triple-A,
　 　 只打进了三A联盟
　 　 - but I played with all those guys- Sosa, McGwire.
　 　 但我跟索萨 麦圭尔他们都一起打过球
　 　 - You look like you played some.
　 　 你看起来也打过的样子
　 　 - I played in high school.
　 　 我高中的时候打过
　 　 - I was all right. Never hit a curve ball.
　 　 我打得还行 但从来没击中过曲线球
　 　 - So that's a dream of yours?
　 　 所以那就是你的梦想吗
　 　 - To- To hit a curve?
　 　 击中曲线球
　 　 - Used to be.
　 　 曾经是
　 　 - "Used to be." Por favor.
　 　 又是"曾经" 拜托
　 　 - I said that again, right?
　 　 我又说了一次是不是
　 　 - Hey, please. Come on.
　 　 嘿 别这样
　 　 - You're right, I shouldn't say that.
　 　 你说得对 我不该总这么说
　 　 - What are you guys doing?
　 　 你们干什么呢
　 　 - Manny, did we wake you up? I'm sorry.
　 　 曼尼 吵醒你了吗 真抱歉
　 　 - No. I was doing my science extra credit.
　 　 没有 我在做科学课的额外学分作业
　 　 - Of course you were. - So, can I play?
　 　 不用想也知道 -我也能玩吗
　 　 - That's up to your dad.
　 　 由你爸爸决定
　 　 - Actually, I think we're done with pool for right now.
　 　 我觉得我们桌球玩的差不多了
　 　 - I have a better idea for the three of us. Vamos.
　 　 我有个更好的主意 走
　 　 - So, how do you know this guy?
　 　 你怎么认识那家伙的
　 　 - He owes me a little favor.
　 　 他欠我个小人情
　 　 - This is the coolest night ever!
　 　 今晚简直酷毙了
　 　 - Now, let's see about that curve ball.
　 　 我们来试试曲线球
　 　 - Out. - I thought you were
　 　 出去 -我还以为你在床上
　 　 - Those were pillows. Come on. Come on.
　 　 那是枕头堆的 出去 快出去
　 　 - Cameron, do you realize how infuriating this is?
　 　 卡梅隆 你意识到你有多气人了吗
　 　 - The whole point of Ferberizing...
　 　 "费伯睡眠法"的精髓就在于
　 　 - is to teach her to put herself to sleep,
　 　 让我们家闺女自己入睡
　 　 - and you keep ruining it.
　 　 你却一直捣乱
　 　 - I can't help it. I'm like a mother bear.
　 　 我情难自禁 我就像一头小母熊
　 　 - When I hear my cub crying, I have to run to her.
　 　 熊宝宝一哭 我就得赶去抱抱她
　 　 - Except you're not a bear. Get in our room.
　 　 你可不是头熊 快回屋
　 　 - Get- Cam, get in there. Get in there.
　 　 回 小卡 回屋 回屋
　 　 - Cut it out. - All the way- Our room.
　 　 别闹了 -快点 回屋去
　 　 - Get! Get in there.
　 　 进去 快进去
　 　 - Come on. Come on. Get in there. Get!
　 　 快走 快走 进去 进去
　 　 - That's so unfair. Why not?
　 　 真不公平 为什么不行
　 　 - Because that's how girls end up dead.
　 　 因为女孩子就是那样丧命的
　 　 - Hey, honey. - Hey, guys.
　 　 亲爱的 -大伙儿都来啦
　 　 - We just wanted to see how you're doing.
　 　 我们就想看看你怎么样
　 　 - Is this a bad time?
　 　 没妨碍到你吧
　 　 - No, we're just giving him something to relax before the procedure.
　 　 没 只是在手术前给他注射一点镇定剂
　 　 - Which is gonna go just fine.
　 　 手术肯定会顺利的
　 　 - Oh, we know. - We don't know.
　 　 我们知道 -鬼知道
　 　 - In case it doesn't,
　 　 如果你爹下不了手术台
　 　 - promise me you'll be nice to your new fireman daddy.
　 　 答应我 跟你们的消防员后爸好好相处
　 　 - Unbelievable.
　 　 疯了吧你
　 　 - My wife got dressed up for the firemen last night.
　 　 我老婆昨晚居然为了消防员梳妆打扮
　 　 - I didn't get dressed up for the firemen.
　 　 我才没有为消防员打扮
　 　 - Those heels were really hot.
　 　 高跟鞋啊 勾死人了
　 　 - You put on heels? - Let's drop it.
　 　 你还穿高跟 -话题结束
　 　 - What are they doing to you, Dad?
　 　 他们要对你做什么啊老爸
　 　 - I have a little scratchy rock inside of me
　 　 我身体里有颗烦人的石头
　 　 - and they're sliding in a tube and sucking it out.
　 　 大夫们会用根管子把它吸出来
　 　 - You're not scared, are you?
　 　 你应该不害怕吧
　 　 - When was the last time you saw your old man scared?
　 　 你老爸我什么时候害怕过
　 　 - When you walked through the spiderweb.
　 　 有一次你缠到蜘蛛网
　 　 - When we were playing with the Ouija board
　 　 还有次我们玩灵应牌时
　 　 - and the wind blew the door shut.
　 　 一阵风把门给关上了
　 　 - There was no wind, buddy. We brought something forth.
　 　 绝不是风 伙计 是我们招来的灵物
　 　 - Oh. This stuff's really hitting me.
　 　 哎哟 镇定剂起作用了
　 　 - My insides feel like velvet.
　 　 五脏六腑都麻醉酥了
　 　 - Why don't you guys wait out in the hallway, okay?
　 　 你们在外面等我一下好吗
　 　 - Feel better, Dad. - I will.
　 　 老爸 快好起来 -会的
　 　 - Love you, Dad. - Love you.
　 　 我爱你 老爸 -我也爱你
　 　 - Love you. - Luke, buddy, hold back a sec.
　 　 爱你 -卢克 老弟 等会儿
　 　 - This is not gonna happen, okay,
　 　 我不会死的 好吗
　 　 - but there is a scenario
　 　 不过万一遭遇不测
　 　 - where you could be the man of the house...
　 　 你成了一家之主
　 　 - and you need to know all the PIN numbers and passwords.
　 　 你得知道家里所有的识别码和密码
　 　 - 741 - I don't wanna be the man of the house.
　 　 741 -我才不要做家里的男主人
　 　 - Now, don't talk black to me.
　 　 现在不是"黑"嘴的时候
　 　 - Honey, your dad's gonna be fine.
　 　 宝贝儿 你爸会好起来的
　 　 - Why don't you wait out in the hall. He'll be fine, okay?
　 　 去外面等我吧 他会没事的 好吗
　 　 - Honey, I'm just gonna run them to school.
　 　 亲爱的 我得赶紧送他们上学
　 　 - I'll be back right after.
　 　 送完就过来
　 　 - Okay. Claire? - Yeah.
　 　 恩 克莱尔 -我在
　 　 - You did get dressed up, didn't you?
　 　 你确实打扮了 是吧
　 　 - I pulled on the first thing I saw, okay?
　 　 我随手拿了一件衣服穿的 好吗
　 　 - Okay, I'll drop it
　 　 好吧 不提了
　 　 - 'cause this stuff is making me fall asleep.
　 　 药起效了 好困
　 　 - And if I never wake up, I'd hate
　 　 如果我长眠于世 你对我说的最后一句
　 　 - for the last thing you ever said to me to be a lie.
　 　 是谎话的话 我做鬼也会记恨你的
　 　 - I might have gotten dressed up just a tiny bit.
　 　 或许我真的小小地打扮了一下下吧
　 　 - I knew it. - Oh, damn it!
　 　 我就知道 -该死
　 　 - Manny, we're gonna be late for school.
　 　 曼尼 上学要迟到了啊
　 　 - Why are you so tired today?
　 　 你今天怎么这么累啊
　 　 - Any reason I can't take him?
　 　 为何不让我送他去呢
　 　 - I'm surprised you're up.
　 　 你竟然起床了呢
　 　 - I know what time you went back to bed.
　 　 我可知道你昨晚几点回来的
　 　 - Oh, it was nothing. We just went out, we hit a few balls.
　 　 没大碍 我们就出去打了会儿球
　 　 - And you'll never guess where.
　 　 你绝对猜不到我们去哪儿打了
　 　 - I guess Javier knew a guy.
　 　 我猜哈维尔上面有人
　 　 - And you know what?
　 　 跟你说吧
　 　 - Now that he knows you,
　 　 现在他可跟你认识了
　 　 - the next time he needs something, you are the guy.
　 　 以后他要是有困难 你就成他上面的人了
　 　 - Ay, Dios mo. Did you took him with you?
　 　 妈妈咪呀 你是不是也带他去了
　 　 - You couldn't wait to get to school to do that?
　 　 忍到学校再打瞌睡会死吗
　 　 - Manny, vamonos para el colegio.
　 　 曼尼 跟我去上学
　 　 - Let's go. We're gonna be so late. Vamonos.
　 　 快走 今天迟大发了 快去学校
　 　 - Vamos a llegar tardsimo, Manny,
　 　 我们得迟到了 曼尼
　 　 - qu te pasa? Get in the car.
　 　 磨叽什么呢 快上车
　 　 - I thought you said you wanted me to bond with Javier.
　 　 我记得你说过 要我好好跟哈维尔相处的啊
　 　 - I said be nice, Jay.
　 　 我说让你友好点
　 　 - I didn't say take Manny up all night and play games.
　 　 没说让你们带着曼尼刷夜打球啊
　 　 - Then we got hot dogs. - Ay. Go to sleep!
　 　 我们还吃了热狗哦 -给老娘睡觉去
　 　 - If I wanted to be married to a wild man,
　 　 我要是想要一个疯狂的男人
　 　 - I would have stayed with Javier.
　 　 我就不会离开哈维尔了
　 　 - Qu pasa?
　 　 什么情况啊
　 　 - Dad! - Por dios, no.
　 　 老爸 -我的天呐 不是吧
　 　 - What the hell?
　 　 搞什么鬼
　 　 - Wait a minute.
　 　 等一下
　 　 - You're not leaving, are you? - I've got school.
　 　 你们该不是要走了吧 -我得去上学
　 　 - What? School? - Yes, school.
　 　 什么上学 -是的 上学
　 　 - That's where people go to learn things,
　 　 人们去学校是要学知识的
　 　 - like not to keep children up all night.
　 　 比如说别带着小孩子刷夜
　 　 - He told her? - He's weak.
　 　 他招了吗 -他弱爆了
　 　 - Well, listen, you said you used to like riding motorcycles, right?
　 　 听着 你说你曾经喜欢骑摩托车 对吧
　 　 - So I brought you one.
　 　 所以我给你带了一辆
　 　 - I know. But I kind of got work. - Work.
　 　 我知道 但我得工作 -工作毛啊
　 　 - Go, Jay. - Yeah, go.
　 　 上吧 杰 -对啊 上吧
　 　 - Yes, go, Jay, and take Manny with you too!
　 　 对啊 杰 把曼尼也带上吧
　 　 - Okay.
　 　 好啊
　 　 - No, Manuel Alberto!
　 　 不 曼尼尔·阿尔伯特
　 　 - In the car or I put you in the trunk!
　 　 上车 不然老娘把你塞到后备箱里
　 　 - Jay, I'm not gonna argue anymore.
　 　 杰 我不跟你争了
　 　 - I'm not gonna say anything else. Do whatever you want.
　 　 我不多嘴了 你随意吧
　 　 - But I don't wanna hear you any more saying that Colombians are
crazy,
　 　 但别让老娘再听到你抱怨哥伦比亚人疯狂
　 　 - 'cause you're the one that is acting crazy,
　 　 因为跟你比起来我们弱爆了
　 　 - even though he's the one that is making you act crazy.
　 　 虽然说你是被他带疯的
　 　 - So I don't know what the hell I'm talking about! Manny!
　 　 我也不知道自己在说神马 曼尼
　 　 - You didn't need to come home during nap time.
　 　 你没必要在她午睡时回来的
　 　 - Think we proved last night that I did.
　 　 昨晚的事证明我十分有必要回来
　 　 - Well, she's back there now, so why don't you go,
　 　 好吧 她就在后面 你走吧
　 　 - so you don't get in trouble.
　 　 我担心老板找你麻烦
　 　 - That's okay. I told everyone
　 　 没事的 我跟大家说
　 　 - that I have an unreliable partner,
　 　 我找了个不可靠的伴侣
　 　 - and, uh, they understood.
　 　 然后 他们表示理解
　 　 - You know what? I don't need to sit here and be condescended to.
　 　 你知道不 我才不要在这里被冷嘲热讽
　 　 - I'm gonna make myself an ice tea.
　 　 我去弄杯冰红茶
　 　 - I will bring you down.
　 　 信不信我抽你
　 　 - You can't bring me down.
　 　 就你 别逗了
　 　 - I'll sweep your legs.
　 　 我会扫堂腿
　 　 - There's something wrong with you...
　 　 你绝对不是正常人
　 　 - that the sound of our child in such distress
　 　 我们家闺女如此痛苦抑郁地哭喊
　 　 - doesn't bother you more.
　 　 居然扰不了你半根神经
　 　 - She's not in distress,
　 　 她才不抑郁呢 而且
　 　 - and this just proves that you need this more than she does.
　 　 此事恰恰证明 你比她更需要费伯睡眠法
　 　 - I'm Ferberizing two babies.
　 　 我得用此法锻炼两个宝宝
　 　 - Raccoons slipped into the lawsons' home
　 　 前几天有浣熊溜进劳森家
　 　 - and stole a loaf of bread.
　 　 偷了一长条面包
　 　 - Your point?
　 　 你想说什么
　 　 - That we left Lily's window open a crack,
　 　 你想想 莉莉房间窗户开了道缝
　 　 - and those raccoons need something to put between that bread,
　 　 浣熊要找些小菜做个三明治
　 　 - and that is Lily's "Help me" Cry.
　 　 然后莉莉就哭着喊救命了
　 　 - I'm coming for you, Lily. - No, you're not.
　 　 熊妈妈来救你了 莉莉 -你敢
　 　 - You are not coming, Cameron.
　 　 你不准去 卡梅隆
　 　 - Let me go! Hey, stop it!
　 　 让我去 嘿 你撒手
　 　 - Let go! Get off me! What are you doing?
　 　 放开我 下来 你干什么
　 　 - Stop! - I will not stop.
　 　 停下 -我不停
　 　 - Stop being such a baby. I'm coming for you!
　 　 别淘气了 宝宝我来了
　 　 - What? - Oh, my ankle.
　 　 咋了 -脚崴了
　 　 - My ankle.
　 　 脚崴了
　 　 - Ay! I guess you didn't kill yourself in the motorcycle today.
　 　 我还以为你会从摩托车上摔死呢
　 　 - Well, I figured you were looking forward to killing me,
　 　 我知道你恨不得亲手杀了我
　 　 - so I'm not gonna take that away from you.
　 　 我怎么能驾车归西 让你愿望落空呢
　 　 - Hey, did Javier call you?
　 　 那个 哈维尔打给你了没
　 　 - No, why?
　 　 没有啊 怎么了
　 　 - He's dragging me to this bar with some of his old baseball pals.
　 　 他要拉我去酒吧会会他的老球友
　 　 - He was supposed to be here at 5:00.
　 　 说好5点这边见的
　 　 - Ah, he's dragging you, huh? - Yeah.
　 　 他拉着你啊 -没错
　 　 - I figured it would be okay.
　 　 我觉得没什么不妥的
　 　 - I've seen half these guys play.
　 　 我见识过当中一半的人打比赛
　 　 - Javier says it's cool.
　 　 哈维尔说没什么
　 　 - What? What's the joke? - Nothing.
　 　 你笑什么 -没什么
　 　 - It's just funny to me... that you make fun of me
　 　 真好笑 你之前还笑话我
　 　 - because I was seduced by him,
　 　 怎么会被他那样的人勾去了魂
　 　 - but here you are
　 　 但你现在...
　 　 - No one is getting seduced.
　 　 我才没有被他勾去了魂
　 　 - I'm doing this for Manny.
　 　 我这么做都是为了曼尼
　 　 - Yeah, it's very important for Manny
　 　 对哦 你们俩去山上浪漫地野餐
　 　 - that you two go and have a nice picnic in the mountains.
　 　 对曼尼来说是多么滴重要啊
　 　 - First of all, it wasn't a picnic. We stopped for coffee.
　 　 首先 那不叫野餐 就喝了杯咖啡
　 　 - They just happened to be selling crepes.
　 　 碰巧那儿有卖煎饼果子的
　 　 - Listen. Let me know when he calls, all right?
　 　 听着 他打来知会我一声 好吗
　 　 - Geez, it's almost 6:00.
　 　 天呐 眨眼就6点了
　 　 - The kids are so excited for you to come home.
　 　 孩子们都盼着你回家呢
　 　 - Oh, me too.
　 　 我也想他们了
　 　 - Yeah, Luke made you a sign.
　 　 对了 卢克还给你做了个标语呢
　 　 - Oh, he's a sweetie. - Yeah. You seem great.
　 　 他最贴心了 -你看上去气色挺好的
　 　 - I am great. - Good.
　 　 确实感觉不错 -那就好
　 　 - Except for that fireman thing.
　 　 除了消防员那事
　 　 - You remember it? - Mm-hmm.
　 　 你还记着呢 -必须的
　 　 - Yeah, okay. Look, I am sorry. I'm so sorry. - Ah, no.
　 　 好吧 对不起 -没事啦
　 　 - There's no excuse for it.
　 　 都是我的错 没有借口
　 　 - I think I just spend so much time in dowdy mom clothes,
　 　 我一家庭妇女 每天邋里邋遢
　 　 - and I'm covered in paste and peanut butter,
　 　 身上都是面粉和花生酱
　 　 - and I just- I wanted to feel attractive for a second, you know?
　 　 我只想偶尔能散发点魅力 懂吗
　 　 - I'm sorry. I really
　 　 对不起 我真的
　 　 - Honey, I just need a little bit of time.
　 　 亲爱的 再给我点时间释怀
　 　 - Gonna be fine. - Okay.
　 　 我会没事的 -好吧
　 　 - Yeah. - Okay.
　 　 恩 -好吧
　 　 - I was already fine with it.
　 　 我早就想开了
　 　 - Here's the deal: Claire messed up.
　 　 哥在下一盘很大的棋 克莱尔搞砸了
　 　 - She owed me.
　 　 她欠我的
　 　 - This never happens.
　 　 千年难得一遇的好事
　 　 - Old Phil has a golden ticket.
　 　 老菲尔金牌在手啦
　 　 - Now, I could have cashed that in right away for something small
　 　 现在 我可以立刻兑换些小恩惠
　 　 - get out of cleaning the garage, a week at circus camp.
　 　 不用打扫车库 去参加一周马戏团夏令营之类的
　 　 - Still fresh. - Yeah.
　 　 记忆犹新 -知道
　 　 - But the longer you hold on to it, the more the guilt builds,
　 　 但是拖得越久 她愧疚感越多
　 　 - the more you get.
　 　 哥得到的也就越多
　 　 - Five years: Trip to Paris with my buddies.
　 　 拖五年 和弟兄们去巴黎旅行
　 　 - Ten years: Sweet little convertible.
　 　 拖十年 漂亮的敞篷车
　 　 - Twenty years:
　 　 拖二十年
　 　 - Hello, fully articulating, five-function robot...
　 　 你好啊 语言表达清晰 全功能的机器人
　 　 - that can read my mind and has feelings.
　 　 能读懂我的思想 有自主感觉
　 　 - Phil, you're not leaving without saying good-bye, are you?
　 　 菲尔 你不是打算不辞而别吧
　 　 - Hey, Elaine.
　 　 嘿 伊莱恩
　 　 - Is this your husband? - Uh-huh.
　 　 他是你老公吗 -是啊
　 　 - Good-bye, Paris. - I'm visiting my sister...
　 　 再见了 巴黎 -我来探望我姐姐
　 　 - and he was entertaining us all afternoon with his card tricks.
　 　 他一下午就在那玩魔术牌逗我们开心
　 　 - Is that Phil? - Hey.
　 　 菲尔来啦 -嘿
　 　 - Hey, Mom, Phil's leaving.
　 　 妈 菲尔这就走了
　 　 - Without a hug? - Wow.
　 　 不跟我抱抱吗 -一波又一波啊
　 　 - Good-bye, fully articulating,
　 　 再见了 语言表达清晰
　 　 - five-function robot with the ability to- Good-bye.
　 　 全功能的 会说"再见"的机器人
　 　 - Brittany, hurry, honey. Phil's leaving.
　 　 布兰妮 快点宝贝儿 菲尔走了
　 　 - You're fine.
　 　 你没事的
　 　 - How's your ankle? - It's cold.
　 　 脚踝还疼吗 -拔凉的
　 　 - I'm sorry I hurt you. - No. No, don't be. I
　 　 对不起害你受伤 -别 别这样
　 　 - I could have just as easily hurt you.
　 　 我也可能轻易伤到你的
　 　 - Well, it's cute that you think that.
　 　 好吧 你倒是挺大言不惭的
　 　 - Listen, Cam, I- I can't always be the bad cop here.
　 　 听着 小卡 我不想一直唱白脸
　 　 - I-I know it's my issue,
　 　 我知道自己很严格
　 　 - but she can't grow up with
　 　 但是我不希望她成长的过程中
　 　 - one huggy, happy, cuddly dad...
　 　 你一直是那个胸襟宽广 温暖可人的爸爸
　 　 - and one frowny, lesson-teachy dad.
　 　 我却是那个死板严肃 满嘴教条的爸爸
　 　 - Because guess which one
　 　 因为我们也不知道
　 　 - she's gonna ask to walk her down the aisle.
　 　 她最后会选谁陪她走婚礼红毯
　 　 - Uh- Y- Okay, you know what?
　 　 你说得对 这样吧
　 　 - I can be the bad cop sometimes.
　 　 我也可以适时唱唱白脸的
　 　 - I'll always make her eat her vegetables.
　 　 让她吃蔬菜的任务就交给我吧
　 　 - Okay. Dentist. - Deal.
　 　 行 看牙医也交给你 -成交
　 　 - Good. - As long as you make her practice her violin.
　 　 好的 -只要你逼她练小提琴
　 　 - Oh, yeah. The violin. I like that.
　 　 对了 小提琴 我喜欢
　 　 - And we're both walking her down the aisle.
　 　 还有 到时候我们一起伴着她走红毯
　 　 - Assuming you can walk by then.
　 　 如果你到时候还能走路的话
　 　 - Do you need to go to the hospital for that?
　 　 要去医院看看吗
　 　 - No, God. No, no. It's not that bad.
　 　 不了 妈呀 不了 没那么严重
　 　 - Oh, you meant call 911, didn't you?
　 　 你的意思是打911吧
　 　 - Firemen.
　 　 性感消防员哦
　 　 - Yeah, you call, and I'm gonna change my shirt.
　 　 快打电话 我换件衣服去
　 　 - So, if I'm supposed to act like an adult,
　 　 那么 如果要我有点大人样
　 　 - is that act like adults I see in the world
　 　 是让我像世上正常的大人那样
　 　 - Or the adults in my family?
　 　 还是像家里的这些大人
　 　 - 'Cause if it's the ones in my family
　 　 如果要我像家里的大人一样
　 　 - Come on. Let's go. - All right.
　 　 走吧 回去吧 -好的
　 　 - Then...
　 　 那么...
　 　 - how hard could that be?
　 　 也没什么难的
　 　 - Doing the card tricks at the hospital
　 　 在医院里玩的纸牌魔术
　 　 - really got me fired up about my magic again.
　 　 重燃了我的魔术之火
　 　 - Is this your card?
　 　 这是你刚刚那张牌吗
　 　 - Yes. Oh, my gosh.
　 　 没错 你真牛
　 　 - It's- It's not, is it?
　 　 其实 并不是吧
　 　 - No, uh, no. It's not.
　 　 不是 真不是
　 　 - The hardest part is when people forget their card,
　 　 最虐心的就是对方自己都忘了是哪张牌
　 　 - because then I look like the idiot.
　 　 因为那样就显得我像个傻瓜
　 　 - All right. Let's do it again. - We really have to go.
　 　 好吧 再玩一次 -我们真得走了
　 　 - You think I like this? - I'm sorry.
　 　 你以为我喜欢这样吗 -抱歉
　 　 - Here. I'm gonna teach you one, okay?
　 　 来 哥教你一招好吗
　 　 - On the count of three, just grab this. You ready?
　 　 数到三你就抓住这个 准备好了吗
　 　 - Put your hand out. - Okay.
　 　 把手伸出来 -好的
　 　 - One, two, three. There it is.
　 　 一 二 三 走你
　 　 - No. What was that?
　 　 不是吧 这整哪出啊
　 　 - Thank you.
　 　 谢谢配合
　 　 - Are you kidding me?
　 　 拿我当猴耍呢
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　 　 - Can people change?
　 　 人会变吗
　 　 - Well, that's a- that is a tough one,
　 　 这是 这是个很难回答的问题
　 　 - but I would say yes. People can change.
　 　 但我认为 是的 人会变的
　 　 - That's what I believe anyway, and I will till the day I die.
　 　 我坚信这点 至死不变
　 　 - You do realize you're proving the exact opposite of your point?
　 　 你知道你自相矛盾了吧
　 　 - See? She's changed. She used to be very supportive of me.
　 　 看 她就变了 她以前从不反驳我
　 　 - Come on.
　 　 拜托
　 　 - Phil!
　 　 菲尔
　 　 - Ow! Ow! Why is it so loud? - My ears are bleeding!
　 　 怎么这么大声 -我耳朵快被吵爆了
　 　 - Why is it so loud? - I don't know! Make it stop!
　 　 怎么这么大声 -不知道 快关掉
　 　 - I just installed a sweet home theater system in the family room.
　 　 我刚刚在客厅装了一套超棒的家庭影院
　 　 - The, um- the trouble is Claire struggles...
　 　 问题是克莱尔对
　 　 - with technology of any kind.
　 　 任何高科技产品都一窍不通
　 　 - I mean, remotes, cell phones, computers.
　 　 像是遥控器 手机 电脑
　 　 - Haley, have you seen my blue
　 　 海莉 你看到我那件蓝色
　 　 - Hey, Mrs. Dunphy. - Oh, hey, Dylan.
　 　 你好 邓菲太太 -你好 迪兰
　 　 - You know I can see you, right?
　 　 你知道我能看见你吧
　 　 - No, I did not know that.
　 　 不 我还真不知道
　 　 - Haley's just in the bathroom. She'll be back in just a minute.
　 　 海莉在浴室 她一会儿就回来
　 　 - Thank you.
　 　 谢谢
　 　 - Where were you pointing it? - At the TV.
　 　 你刚才把遥控器对着哪 -对着电视
　 　 - This
　 　 这
　 　 - Honey- Uh, no. I'm sorry.
　 　 亲爱的 不 我不是在笑你
　 　 - It's-It's a home theater.
　 　 不过这是 这是家庭影院
　 　 - What, so I can't point it at the TV
　 　 所以呢 我看电视的时候
　 　 - when I want to watch the TV?
　 　 不应该把遥控器对着电视吗
　 　 - No. You point it at the receiver.
　 　 不 你应该对着接收器
　 　 - What's a receiver?
　 　 什么是接收器
　 　 - Okay, imagine our home theater system is a human body.
　 　 这样吧 你把家庭影院想象成人的身体
　 　 - So then the receiver is the brain.
　 　 接收器就相当于大脑
　 　 - The TV is the face. - I know what part you are.
　 　 电视就是人脸 -我知道你是哪部分
　 　 - So he says to his wife, "you don't love me anymore?"
　 　 所以他对他妻子说 你不再爱我了吗
　 　 - His heart- boom!
　 　 他的心脏受到了重创
　 　 - Quadruple bypass. Blown a valve.
　 　 心脏搭桥手术白做了 瓣膜撕裂
　 　 - Hey! Look who it is. - Hey. There he is.
　 　 嗨 看看这是谁 -嗨 是你啊
　 　 - What a coinkydink.
　 　 好巧哟
　 　 - I was just getting some flowers for Gloria
　 　 我在给歌洛莉亚买花
　 　 - for babysitting Lily.
　 　 感谢她临时照顾莉莉
　 　 - You want me to take 'em to her?
　 　 你想让我帮忙带给她吗
　 　 - I would, but I have the most hilarious card for her at home.
　 　 谢了 但是我给她准备的爆笑卡片在家里
　 　 - It's- It's a hunky Antonio Banderas type
　 　 上面是一个像安东尼奥·班德拉斯那样
　 　 - in silk boxers.
　 　 穿着平角短裤的性感熟男
　 　 - And on the inside, it says, "thank you for last noche,
　 　 里面写着 谢谢昨夜春宵一场
　 　 - but I can't find my pantalones."
　 　 只是裤子寻不着
　 　 - I'm not doing it justice, really.
　 　 是我说的不好
　 　 - Hi. I'm Cameron.
　 　 你们好 我是卡梅隆
　 　 - Oh, geez. I'm sorry. Guys, this is Cameron.
　 　 老天 抱歉 各位 这是卡梅隆
　 　 - He's a... friend of my son's. - Hey.
　 　 他是 他是我儿子的朋友 -你好
　 　 - This is, uh, Scotty, Dale, Hugo and Shorty.
　 　 这是 斯科特 达尔 雨果和小短
　 　 - It's nice to meet you guys.
　 　 见到你们很高兴
　 　 - You guys look like a scene out of Jersey Boys.
　 　 你们现在这样看上去像泽西男孩里的一幕
　 　 - Ay! So handsome! - Thank you.
　 　 哎呀你看上去真帅 -谢谢
　 　 - Manny, are you wearing aftershave?
　 　 曼尼 你涂了须后水吗
　 　 - Yes, for my date.
　 　 是的 为了我的约会对象
　 　 - This will be the first time she will ever smell me.
　 　 这将是她第一次闻到我的雄性气息
　 　 - Her name is Whitney.
　 　 她叫惠特妮
　 　 - I met her in an online book club.
　 　 我是在网上读书俱乐部认识她的
　 　 - We both like vampire fiction...
　 　 我们都喜欢和吸血鬼有关的小说
　 　 - and the romance of eternal life.
　 　 特别是他们永生的浪漫
　 　 - I think it's adorable that Manny has a date.
　 　 曼尼有约会对象这件事实在是太可爱了
　 　 - He even picked out the lunch menu
　 　 他甚至选好了午餐
　 　 - grilled-cheese sandwich and tomato soup.
　 　 烤起司三明治和番茄浓汤
　 　 - Tomato soup because, you know, the tomato soup is like the blood.
　 　 选番茄浓汤是因为 它看上去像血
　 　 - And the vampires like to eat the blood.
　 　 而吸血鬼喜欢吸血
　 　 - And then he wants me to take them out for ice cream,
　 　 然后他希望我带他们出去吃冰激凌
　 　 - well, because Manny likes ice cream.
　 　 因为曼尼喜欢吃冰激凌
　 　 - Oh, that must be her. If this goes well,
　 　 应该是她来了 如果约会进行顺利
　 　 - you don't need to stick around.
　 　 你可以提前撤了
　 　 - Hi. I'm Whitney. I'm here for Manny.
　 　 你好 我是惠特妮 我是来见曼尼的
　 　 - See how that works?
　 　 瞧瞧这玩意儿
　 　 - Sorry, sweetie. Sorry, Daddy.
　 　 久等了小甜心 久等了他爸
　 　 - No, it's all right.
　 　 不 没事
　 　 - We were just- me and Lily were just using the time...
　 　 我和莉莉刚刚在
　 　 - to figure out how to use the car's voice-command thingy.
　 　 研究这个车的声控系统怎么用
　 　 - Oh. Here. Check it out. Watch.
　 　 来 瞧好了 你看
　 　 - CD player. Next track.
　 　 CD播放器 下一首
　 　 - Say a command. - No.
　 　 请讲指令 -不是吧
　 　 - CD player. Next track.
　 　 CD播放器 下一首
　 　 - Air conditioner on.
　 　 空调已开
　 　 - Damn it.
　 　 该死的
　 　 - You're worse than your sister with this kind of stuff.
　 　 你比你姐还不擅长用这些东西
　 　 - It's a good thing Lily doesn't have an ejector seat.
　 　 幸好莉莉没有弹射座椅
　 　 - Oh, guess what. I ran into your dad and some of his friends.
　 　 对了你知道吗 我碰到你爸和他朋友
　 　 - Oh, really? - Yeah. And get this.
　 　 是吗 -是的 而且
　 　 - He, uh- He referred to me as "a friend of my son."
　 　 他介绍我的时候 说我是你的朋友
　 　 - Seriously? - Yeah.
　 　 真的吗 -是的
　 　 - That's a little disrespectful to you.
　 　 那样有点不尊重你吧
　 　 - I wasn't offended by it. - Well- I am.
　 　 我没有觉得自己被冒犯了 -但我有
　 　 - I mean, would he refer to Phil as "a friend of Claire's"? No.
　 　 他会说菲尔是克莱尔的朋友吗 不会
　 　 - I've heard him call Phil a lot worse.
　 　 我听过他说菲尔一些更不好听的
　 　 - Just let it pass. I should have never said anything.
　 　 别想这件事了 就当我没说过
　 　 - I'm not letting it pass. He needs to know that's not okay.
　 　 不能就这么算了 他得知道这样不对
　 　 - And if he doesn't like it, he knows where he can go.
　 　 如果他不喜欢这样 他以后就别出现
　 　 - Enter destination. - Hell!
　 　 输入目的地 -去死[地狱]
　 　 - Mexican food. - Shut up!
　 　 墨西哥菜 -闭嘴
　 　 - I came out of the closet in my mid-20s.
　 　 我是25岁左右出柜的
　 　 - I had to actually come out to my dad three times...
　 　 我和我爸说了三次
　 　 - before he finally acknowledged it.
　 　 他才终于接受了这个事实
　 　 - I'm not sure if maybe he was hoping he heard it wrong,
　 　 我不确定他是不是希望他听错了
　 　 - like I had said, "Dad, I'm gray."
　 　 比如他希望我说的是 爸 我是"童心恋"
　 　 - And my parents, they always just knew.
　 　 而我的父母 他们一直都知道
　 　 - My mother says labor with me took 36 hours...
　 　 我妈说她生我的时候用了36个小时
　 　 - because I came out of the womb like this- "Hello!"
　 　 因为从她肚子出来时我就像这样 你好
　 　 - I gotta lay off these cannolis. - Hey, dad.
　 　 我不该再吃煎饼卷了 -嗨 老爸
　 　 - Mitchell. Hey, you guys know my son, Mitch.
　 　 米奇尔 你们认识我儿子吧 米奇
　 　 - Hey, Mitch, how they hangin'? - Hey, Mitch.
　 　 嗨米奇 最近好吗 -嗨米奇
　 　 - Hey, hey, hey. That's a great coat.
　 　 哟 哟 这件大衣不错
　 　 - Where'd you get that? - I don't know. It was a gift.
　 　 在哪儿买的 -不知道 别人送的
　 　 - Really? What is it- suede, microsuede?
　 　 真的吗 面料是小山羊皮还是仿麂皮
　 　 - Some kind of lambskin? It's very soft, you know.
　 　 应该是某种小羊皮吧 摸上去很软
　 　 - Thank you.
　 　 谢谢
　 　 - Uh, can I talk to you for a second? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
　 　 那个 我能和你谈谈吗 -没问题
　 　 - Thanks. Good seeing you. - Be right back.
　 　 谢谢 见到你很高兴 -很快回来
　 　 - What's the matter?
　 　 怎么了
　 　 - Um, "a friend of my son"? That's how you introduce Cam?
　 　 你介绍小卡的时候 说他是我的朋友吗
　 　 - That's why you came here?
　 　 你来这里就是为了说这个吗
　 　 - Dad, it's just more than a little insulting.
　 　 爸 你也太侮辱人了
　 　 - Cam and I have been together for five years.
　 　 小卡和我在一起5年了
　 　 - We- We have a daughter.
　 　 我们还有一个女儿
　 　 - Look at these guys.
　 　 看看这些人
　 　 - They look like they came out of the 1800s.
　 　 他们看上去好像来自十九世纪
　 　 - You see Hugo over there?
　 　 你看到雨果了吗
　 　 - After lunch, he ordered a Sanka.
　 　 吃完午餐后 他点了一杯桑卡咖啡
　 　 - No, they're not the ones that are uncomfortable with this. You are.
　 　 不 不是他们无法接受同性恋 是你
　 　 - You've never been completely accepting of me.
　 　 你从未真正接受过我是同性恋这件事
　 　 - And now that I have a family, it's getting a little old.
　 　 现在我都有家庭了 再说什么都迟了
　 　 - These guys don't understand the gay thing.
　 　 这些人无法理解同性恋这码事儿
　 　 - Why create an awkward situation? That's all I'm saying.
　 　 为什么要把气氛搞僵呢 我这么想而已
　 　 - That's weird,
　 　 真奇怪
　 　 - because your friend Shorty there- gay as they come.
　 　 因为你朋友小短就是"基味十足"的同性恋
　 　 - You gotta be kiddin'. - No.
　 　 你在开玩笑吧 -不是
　 　 - My gaydar is never wrong,
　 　 我的"基达"从没出过错
　 　 - and it is pinging like we're at a bathhouse.
　 　 它现在正叮铃作响 就像在澡堂一样
　 　 - What are you talking about- gay? The guy used to be married.
　 　 你知道你在说什么吗 他以前结过婚
　 　 - Okay, that makes- So did Elton John,
　 　 好吧 难道那就...艾尔顿·约翰
　 　 - Merv Griffin, Cole Porter.
　 　 梅尔夫·格里芬和科尔·波特也结过婚
　 　 - You know what? Listen. You couldn't be more wrong about this.
　 　 听着 你肯定搞错了
　 　 - No, Dad. You could not be more wrong- about a lot of things.
　 　 不 爸爸 你才搞错过很多事情
　 　 - Good seeing you guys. - You take care, man.
　 　 见到你们很高兴 -慢走 小伙子
　 　 - That's a great coat. - Yeah, later.
　 　 那件大衣很不错 -好 回见
　 　 - Ping!
　 　 叮铃
　 　 - Phil Dunphy. - Hey, it's me.
　 　 菲尔·邓菲 -嗨 是我
　 　 - Hey. - Listen, I've got a bunch of moms over here...
　 　 嗨 -听着 我这儿有很多妈妈们
　 　 - who wanna watch the talent show DVD,
　 　 她们都想看选秀比赛的DVD
　 　 - and I can't get the sound to work.
　 　 我调不出声音来
　 　 - Is there a picture? - Yes.
　 　 有图像吗 -有
　 　 - Be honest. Did you do that thing where you get frustrated...
　 　 说实话 你是不是像每次受挫的时候那样
　 　 - and you start pressing all the buttons?
　 　 开始狂按各种按键了吧
　 　 - No.
　 　 没有
　 　 - I have a theory that Phil installs...
　 　 我觉得菲尔在家里
　 　 - overly complicated things in the house...
　 　 装那些操作复杂的要死的东西
　 　 - just so he has an excuse to talk to me like a child.
　 　 就是希望把我当小孩训
　 　 - Last month, it was the thermostat.
　 　 上个月是自动调温器
　 　 - The snowflake button makes it cold, cold, cold
　 　 雪花按键降降温
　 　 - "Set temperature" makes it hold, hold, hold
　 　 温度设置恒恒温
　 　 - The little flame makes it hot
　 　 小火苗按键升升温
　 　 - This is so humiliating.
　 　 太丢人了
　 　 - I am sorry. - It's okay.
　 　 对不起 -没事
　 　 - He just seemed so mature online.
　 　 他在网上给人感觉很成熟
　 　 - How could I be so stupid? - You're not stupid.
　 　 我怎么会这么傻 -你不傻
　 　 - "Stupid" is not following your heart and taking a chance on love.
　 　 不跟着感觉抓住恋爱的机会才叫傻
　 　 - I mean, what kind of 11-year-old talks like that?
　 　 你看 哪个11岁小孩能说出这样的话
　 　 - Manny's an old soul.
　 　 曼尼内心很成熟
　 　 - Here. Use my handkerchief.
　 　 来 手帕
　 　 - You see what I mean?
　 　 你明白我的意思了吧
　 　 - I'll just be alone for the rest of my life.
　 　 我会孤老终死的
　 　 - And that's okay. - No, don't say that.
　 　 不过没关系了 -不要这样说
　 　 - In my country, there's a saying that means...
　 　 在我们国家 有一句谚语是这么说的
　 　 - "Love is just around the corner."
　 　 爱就在"转角"处
　 　 - I come from a neighborhood with a lot of prostitutes.
　 　 我老家附近有很多妓女
　 　 - Maybe for you.
　 　 也许对你来说是的
　 　 - I mean, men must throw themselves at you every day.
　 　 每天都会有很多男人围着你转吧
　 　 - They'II do the same for you if you just
　 　 你也可以的 只要
　 　 - Just what? Put out?
　 　 只要怎样 献身吗
　 　 - No. Just
　 　 不 只要
　 　 - like, the lipstick, the hair, push-up bra. You know.
　 　 涂点唇彩 弄弄头发 穿上托文胸
　 　 - What's it matter? I'm never gonna be as pretty as you.
　 　 有用吗 我永远不会变得和你一样漂亮
　 　 - Ay, believe me, this takes a lot of work.
　 　 相信我 我也是下了一番功夫的
　 　 - You just need to find your inner beauty.
　 　 你只是需要找到你的内在美
　 　 - It's hiding beneath a mask of insecurity.
　 　 你的内在美被你的不安全感掩盖了
　 　 - Okay, he's starting to freak me out.
　 　 他有点吓到我了
　 　 - Manny, go play.
　 　 曼尼 自己去玩
　 　 - Mitchell, how do these look to you?
　 　 米奇尔 这花看上去怎么样
　 　 - Like they're dying. - I know. Right?
　 　 看上去像是快要谢了 -对吧
　 　 - I said something to the florist. He said,
　 　 我也是这么对那个花商说的 他说
　 　 - "Don't worry about it. They're gonna come back."
　 　 不要担心 它们会变好的
　 　 - They're not coming back. They've crossed to the other side.
　 　 它们没有变好 它们更蔫了
　 　 - You are a funny man. - Why?
　 　 你蛮搞笑的 -为什么
　 　 - You're completely bothered by the flowers.
　 　 你能被这些花搞得心烦气躁
　 　 - But when my father introduces you as "a friend of my son,"
　 　 但是我爸爸说你是我的朋友的时候
　 　 - doesn't faze you in the least.
　 　 你一点儿也没有觉得困扰
　 　 - Because the florist played me for a fool.
　 　 因为那个花商把我当成了一个傻子
　 　 - Your dad didn't mean any harm. He's just being who he is.
　 　 你爸没有刻意伤害我 他就是那样的人
　 　 - When I was back East in law school,
　 　 当我在东部的法学院上学的时候
　 　 - my dad used to call me every Saturday at 6:00 p.M.,
　 　 我爸爸曾经每周六下午六点都打电话给我
　 　 - before people would go out,
　 　 在大家都准备出去玩之前
　 　 - just to, you know, check in, catch up.
　 　 只是为了查查勤 了解一下近况
　 　 - And then, I think, the Christmas of my second year,
　 　 然后 应该是第二年的圣诞节吧
　 　 - I finally got up the courage to tell him.
　 　 我终于鼓起勇气向他出柜
　 　 - After that, I-I... pretty much just talked to my mom.
　 　 之后 我 我基本上只和我妈说话
　 　 - Don't cry.
　 　 别哭
　 　 - I'm not crying.
　 　 我没在哭
　 　 - I'm home! - We're here.
　 　 我回家了 -我们在这儿
　 　 - This is Whitney. We're giving her a makeover.
　 　 这是惠特妮 我们在打扮她
　 　 - Hi. You have such a nice family...
　 　 你好 你的家人都很善良
　 　 - and a really beautiful house.
　 　 你的房子也很漂亮
　 　 - Thanks. You two know each other how?
　 　 谢谢 你们怎么认识的
　 　 - She's my date.
　 　 她是我的约会对象
　 　 - Of course she is. I'll be in here.
　 　 她当然是 我去里面歇着了
　 　 - I'll be right back.
　 　 我很快就回来
　 　 - I'm sorry this didn't turn out like you wanted.
　 　 对不起 这个约会和你预想的不太一样
　 　 - That's okay.
　 　 没事
　 　 - Probably didn't turn out how you wanted it either.
　 　 或许和你预想的也不太一样
　 　 - I'll tell you what.
　 　 不如这样吧
　 　 - If neither of us is with anybody in 10 years,
　 　 如果十年以后我们还都是单身
　 　 - how about you and me give it a shot?
　 　 我们俩试试行吗
　 　 - That's disturbing.
　 　 听着好诡异
　 　 - But maybe.
　 　 不过可以试试
　 　 - How was your lunch with the boys? - Good.
　 　 你们的午餐吃的怎么样 -很好
　 　 - Ran into Mitchell and Cam. - Ay, nice.
　 　 还碰到了米奇尔和小卡 -不错嘛
　 　 - You're not gonna believe this.
　 　 你肯定不会相信
　 　 - Mitchell says Shorty's gay. - Shorty?
　 　 米奇尔说小短是同性恋 -小短吗
　 　 - Yeah, I believe it. - Oh, come on!
　 　 我相信他是 -不会吧
　 　 - Well, he's a great dresser, a great dancer.
　 　 你看 他穿着很讲究 跳舞也很好
　 　 - That doesn't prove anything.
　 　 那些不能证明什么
　 　 - He's the only one of your friends that never hits on me.
　 　 他是你朋友中唯一一个没有勾搭过我的
　 　 - My friends hit on you?
　 　 我朋友勾搭过你吗
　 　 - Yes, all the time, but don't worry.
　 　 是啊 经常的事儿 不过不用担心
　 　 - They're a bunch of harmless old men.
　 　 他们都是老男人 造成不了什么威胁
　 　 - They're my age.
　 　 他们和我一样年纪
　 　 - I'm sure it's very hard on Shorty to keep a secret like that.
　 　 小短要保守这个秘密一定很难
　 　 - Jay, I think you should talk to him. - What?
　 　 杰 我觉得你该跟他聊聊 -什么
　 　 - You're the only one with a gay son.
　 　 只有你有一个同性恋儿子
　 　 - I'm sure he'll appreciate opening up to you.
　 　 他一定会愿意跟你倾诉的
　 　 - We're guys. We don't open up.
　 　 我们是男人 男人不倾诉
　 　 - We talk about sports and cars,
　 　 我们聊运动 聊车
　 　 - getting up in the middle of the night to pee.
　 　 还有半夜爬起来尿尿
　 　 - I'm sure you made it very easy for Mitch to come out of the closet.
　 　 我相信米奇出柜的时候 你帮了他不少
　 　 - Yeah. - Okay. I'm gonna finish my makeover.
　 　 是 -好吧 我去继续帮人打扮了
　 　 - Because I care about people.
　 　 因为我关心别人
　 　 - Because I want to help them change their lives.
　 　 我想帮别人改变他们的人生
　 　 - Jay, I'm hinting that you should call your friend, okay?
　 　 杰 我在暗示你应该打电话给你朋友
　 　 - Yes. I'm getting that. - Okay, okay.
　 　 好 我懂了 -好 好
　 　 - Hey, hey! Daddy in the hizzouse!
　 　 哈喽 爸爸回到自己的领地了
　 　 - Why would you do that to a brand-new, very expensive remote?
　 　 你为什么要这么对一个又新又贵的遥控器
　 　 - Because I lost my temper, and it didn't work.
　 　 因为我发火了 它又不听话
　 　 - Therefore, it's useless.
　 　 所以 它对我来说没用
　 　 - Well, honey, when it comes to anything electronic,
　 　 亲爱的 只要碰上电子产品
　 　 - you're not exactly the best student.
　 　 你绝对不是个好学生
　 　 - I am very smart.
　 　 我很聪明的
　 　 - I had a 4.0 in college. How about you?
　 　 我大学绩点4.0 你多少
　 　 - I was almost that despite my substantial time
　 　 我也差不多 尽管我花了很多时间
　 　 - commitment to cheerleading.
　 　 在啦啦队上
　 　 - I thought we agreed not to bring up the cheerleading.
　 　 我们不是说好不提啦啦队这档事的吗
　 　 - Cheerleading in my college was cool.
　 　 在我的大学 啦啦队员可是名流
　 　 - The football players were so jealous,
　 　 橄榄球队的羡慕嫉妒恨到
　 　 - they wouldn't even let me and my buddies
　 　 不让我和几个兄弟
　 　 - Trevor, Scotty and Ling- go to their parties.
　 　 特雷弗 斯科特还有林参加他们的派对呢
　 　 - Seriously, Claire,
　 　 说真的 克莱尔
　 　 - you owe me an apology for breaking that.
　 　 砸烂了遥控器 你总得给我道声歉吧
　 　 - Okay. Phil,
　 　 行 菲尔
　 　 - I apologize for breaking the world's worst remote...
　 　 我很抱歉砸烂了世上最差劲的
　 　 - that you bought... stupidly.
　 　 你一时糊涂而买的遥控器
　 　 - Excuse me,
　 　 不好意思
　 　 - but the experts at CNET.Com rated it the best remote.
　 　 它可是被科技咨询网的专家评为最佳遥控器
　 　 - They gave it three and a half mice.
　 　 给了三个半鼠标呢
　 　 - Wow. I have an idea. Let's invite the gang from CNET over...
　 　 我有个好主意 我们把科技网的砖家
　 　 - and your old buddies from cheerleading,
　 　 还有你那些啦啦队同仁们请来
　 　 - and we can have a nerd party.
　 　 开个书呆子派对吧
　 　 - Ling is not a nerd.
　 　 林才不是书呆子
　 　 - He built his own helicopter.
　 　 他自己造了架直升机
　 　 - And if he was alive today
　 　 如果他现在还健在
　 　 - Sweet pea, let's not talk about Ling.
　 　 亲爱的 我们不说林了
　 　 - It upsets you too much.
　 　 一提到他你就难过
　 　 - You know what I'm gonna do? - Hmm?
　 　 知道我要干什么吗 -什么
　 　 - I'm gonna buy a new remote- the same remote.
　 　 我要去买个一模一样的遥控器回来
　 　 - And just to prove how wrong you are,
　 　 为了证明你错的有多离谱
　 　 - I'm gonna teach our dumbest kid
　 　 我要在20分钟内
　 　 - how to use it in 20 minutes or less.
　 　 教会我们最傻的孩子怎么用
　 　 - Who's our dumbest kid? - Luke.
　 　 我们最傻的孩子是谁 -卢克
　 　 - Luke? No, Luke understands electronics.
　 　 卢克 不行 卢克很懂电器
　 　 - Haley.
　 　 海莉
　 　 - No. - Yeah, Haley.
　 　 不 -没错 海莉
　 　 - Teach Haley to use the remote, and then I'll apologize.
　 　 教会海莉怎么用 我就道歉
　 　 - Haley? - Mm-hmm.
　 　 海莉 -没错
　 　 - Come on!
　 　 拜托
　 　 - Hey, Shorty, it's me.
　 　 嘿 小短 是我
　 　 - I was thinking of heading over to the driving range
　 　 我打算去高尔夫球场
　 　 - and hitting a few balls.
　 　 挥几杆子
　 　 - You want to join me?
　 　 要不要一起
　 　 - That's great, Jay. What should I wear?
　 　 好主意 杰 我该穿什么好呢
　 　 - I don't know. Wear- Wear whatever you want.
　 　 我怎么知道 想穿什么穿什么
　 　 - Oh, my God! Oh, God!
　 　 天啊 我的天啊
　 　 - What? - The flowers.
　 　 怎么了 -那束花
　 　 - They look so much better! This is a disaster.
　 　 看起来好多了 真是人间惨剧
　 　 - You do know what "Disaster" means, right?
　 　 你知道"惨剧"是什么意思吧
　 　 - You don't understand. I demanded that they come exchange them.
　 　 你不懂 我要求他们过来换一束
　 　 - I got all medieval on the florist.
　 　 还对那花店狂发了顿飚
　 　 - Cam, I heard you on the phone.
　 　 小卡 我听见你讲电话了
　 　 - You said you were displeased, but that's hardly going medieval.
　 　 你只是说你不满意 那怎么算发飙呢
　 　 - Excuse me. I said "Very displeased."
　 　 不好意思 我说的是"非常不满意"
　 　 - And I used my cowboy voice, so
　 　 用的还是我的牛仔音 所以...
　 　 - What are you doing?
　 　 你在干嘛
　 　 - I'm microwaving them so they look bad again.
　 　 我微波一下 花就蔫了
　 　 - Well, that seems a little crazy, doesn't it?
　 　 你走火入魔了吧
　 　 - Oh, no! That's the florist.
　 　 不好 是花店的人
　 　 - Relax. Just take them out. I'll get the door.
　 　 淡定 把花拿出来 我去应门
　 　 - He'll never know the difference.
　 　 他看不出来的
　 　 - Hi. Florist.
　 　 嗨 我是花店的
　 　 - Yes. Come on in. He's over there with the flowers. - Hello.
　 　 请进 花在他那儿呢 -你好
　 　 - I don't know what happened.
　 　 我不知道发生了什么事
　 　 - They just, uh, somehow lost their vigor.
　 　 这些花看起来蔫头耷脑的
　 　 - They were like this when we came home. - Cam. Cam.
　 　 我们一到家就这样了 -小卡 小卡
　 　 - Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
　 　 天啊天啊
　 　 - Oh, my God! Oh! Oh! Oh, my God!
　 　 我的神啊 老天啊
　 　 - God, God!
　 　 老天 老天
　 　 - Look at that. Two things flaming at once.
　 　 瞧瞧 我的脸也羞愧得跟火烧过一样
　 　 - Damn it!
　 　 该死
　 　 - You know what the problem is. - What?
　 　 你知道你问题在哪吗 -在哪
　 　 - You're not moving your hips. They're frozen.
　 　 你没有灵活运用臀部 太僵硬了
　 　 - Hips?
　 　 臀部
　 　 - Yeah, your hips. They're frozen. Here, let me show you.
　 　 对 你的臀部 太僵硬了 我教你
　 　 - No, it's okay. - No, no. - Don't fight me.
　 　 别麻烦了 -别跟我争了
　 　 - All right, Shorty.
　 　 好吧 小短
　 　 - Just bring the club back. Go ahead. All right?
　 　 向后挥杆 来 这样
　 　 - Now turn those hips. That's it. You just gotta relax.
　 　 然后屁股转过来 没错 放松就行了
　 　 - You gotta open up the stance a little bit.
　 　 两腿站开点
　 　 - Spread 'em. Spread 'em.
　 　 打开 打开
　 　 - That's it. If you don't relax,
　 　 就这样 如果不放松
　 　 - you're never gonna get that shaft where it belongs.
　 　 你那一杆永远挥不得劲
　 　 - Hey, you know what? How about a coffee?
　 　 不如我们去喝杯咖啡休息下吧
　 　 - Let's get a coffee. - Sure.
　 　 走 喝咖啡去 -行
　 　 - Now press the button labeled "Activities."
　 　 按下"功能"键
　 　 - Where is that? - It's just to the right. - To the right.
　 　 在哪呢 -就在右侧 右侧
　 　 - And now choose "Watch DVD." - What?
　 　 然后选择"观看DVD" -什么
　 　 - Honey, you gotta focus. We've only got 20 minutes.
　 　 亲爱的 专心点 我们只有20分钟
　 　 - Pretend- Pretend the mall's closing.
　 　 假装 假装商场要关门了
　 　 - Dad, this is stupid.
　 　 老爸 这也太傻了
　 　 - I watch TV on my computer.
　 　 我都是用电脑看电视的
　 　 - Why do I have to learn this?
　 　 我干嘛要学这个
　 　 - Because your mom doesn't think you can.
　 　 因为你妈觉得你学不会
　 　 - Nobody can.
　 　 谁来也学不会啊
　 　 - Haley, listen to me.
　 　 海莉 听我说
　 　 - Listen to me.
　 　 听我说
　 　 - I know this seems impossible.
　 　 我知道听起来似乎不可能
　 　 - But this is for all those times
　 　 但是想想有多少次
　 　 - that Mom told you she was right...
　 　 妈妈告诉你她是对的
　 　 - and you knew she was wrong.
　 　 但你心里很清楚她是错的
　 　 - I'll do it. - That's my girl.
　 　 我会尽全力 -乖女儿
　 　 - You know, that guy's got a beautiful stroke.
　 　 那男的杆挥的不错
　 　 - Look at his pants- no pleats. I like pants like that.
　 　 瞧瞧那裤子 一点褶都没有 我喜欢
　 　 - You think I can get away with something like that?
　 　 你觉得我撑得起来那样的裤子吗
　 　 - Sure. Why not?
　 　 有什么撑不起来的
　 　 - Listen, Shorty, uh, we know each other a long time, right?
　 　 小短 我们是老交情了
　 　 - What, 30 years? - Yeah.
　 　 有30年了吧 -对
　 　 - And, um, I sense that you got a secret...
　 　 我感觉你心里藏了个秘密
　 　 - that's maybe causing you a lot of anguish.
　 　 那个秘密让你痛苦不堪
　 　 - You heard something, right?
　 　 你听说了什么 是不是
　 　 - Well, I had the same situation with my son, Mitchell.
　 　 我儿子米奇尔也曾经这样
　 　 - Really?
　 　 是吗
　 　 - Yeah, and I didn't handle it too well either.
　 　 是 而我处理得不是很好
　 　 - And, uh, I just want you to know
　 　 我只是想告诉你
　 　 - that you can open up to me,
　 　 你可以随时对我敞开心扉
　 　 - that I'm gonna do all I can to help you.
　 　 我会不余遗力地帮助你的
　 　 - Well, I mean I
　 　 我...
　 　 - I never said this out loud before to anyone.
　 　 我从来没对任何人说过
　 　 - But I guess, if I did, it would be you.
　 　 但我觉得 要说也只能是对你了
　 　 - It's just that, Jay, you see, I'm, uh
　 　 就是 杰 其实 我...
　 　 - I'm
　 　 我...
　 　 - Go ahead. Yeah. Go ahead.
　 　 说出来吧 说出来吧
　 　 - I'm in debt. - Huh?
　 　 我欠债了 -什么
　 　 - I owe a bookie 20 G's, and he's a serious guy.
　 　 我向赌场庄家借了两万 他是个狠角色
　 　 - And you offering to give me the dough- This is beautiful.
　 　 现在有你雪中送炭 真是太好了
　 　 - Wait a minute. You're not gay? - Gay?
　 　 等会 你不是同性恋 -同性恋
　 　 - What are you talkin' about- gay?
　 　 你说什么呢 什么同性恋
　 　 - I'm not gay. Where'd you get gay?
　 　 我才不是呢 你从哪看出来的
　 　 - Come on. I mean, you're always
　 　 拜托 瞧瞧你
　 　 - talking about clothes and everything, right?
　 　 一天到晚不停地说衣服
　 　 - My father was a tailor. I like clothes.
　 　 我父亲是个裁缝 我喜欢服饰
　 　 - So what?
　 　 那又怎么样
　 　 - Are you calling my father gay?
　 　 你是在说我父亲是同性恋吗
　 　 - No!
　 　 不是
　 　 - My father landed on Normandy
　 　 如果当年没有我父亲登陆诺曼底
　 　 - to save your ass.
　 　 你还不知道在哪混呢
　 　 - You know, if you weren't lending me 20 G's,
　 　 要不是看在你借我两万块的份
　 　 - I'd knock you out right now.
　 　 我现在肯定揍得你满地找牙
　 　 - Take a check?
　 　 支票行吗
　 　 - Cash would be better.
　 　 现金更好
　 　 - Haley. You ready?
　 　 海莉 准备好了吗
　 　 - Let's do this.
　 　 开始吧
　 　 - Turn on the TV.
　 　 打开电视
　 　 - Angela says, after he colored her hair- - Nice.
　 　 安琪拉说他给她染完后 -很好
　 　 - It turned gray and then green. - Mute it.
　 　 头发变灰然后又变绿了 -静音
　 　 - Un-mute it.
　 　 取消禁音
　 　 - Sixty-five dollars.
　 　 六十五块
　 　 - Put on a DVD. - Hairdresser
　 　 播放DVD -理发师
　 　 - Frederick Longmire denies he's responsible.
　 　 弗雷德里克·朗迈尔不承认过失
　 　 - Skip forward. - Wait.
　 　 快进 -我看看
　 　 - Okay. Back to TV.
　 　 好 回到电视
　 　 - ...better than that.
　 　 多好
　 　 - Face!
　 　 霸气
　 　 - Don't get all cocky, Phil.
　 　 别高兴得太早 菲尔
　 　 - Let's see what happens to little Haley...
　 　 如果我这样的话
　 　 - when I do... this.
　 　 小海莉要怎么办呢
　 　 - Ho, ho, ho. Ho! Face.
　 　 霸气
　 　 - Dad, wh- What do I do?
　 　 爸 我该怎么办
　 　 - Don't panic. We went through this. Just- Just think.
　 　 别慌 我们练过这个的 好好想想
　 　 - Give up. Give up. Admit defeat.
　 　 放弃吧 承认你们失败了
　 　 - Haley. -Okay. - Uh, let's see.
　 　 海莉 -我想想
　 　 - You put the remote on to TV mode...
　 　 先把遥控器转回电视模式
　 　 - and then press "Input"...
　 　 然后按"输入"键
　 　 - till you get HDMI 1 and
　 　 直到HDMI1出现 然后
　 　 - I did it! - She did it!
　 　 我成功了 -她成功了
　 　 - Fine. You proved your point.
　 　 好吧 你们赢了
　 　 - Everybody in this house is smarter than me.
　 　 这家里所有人都比我聪明
　 　 - No, honey, you're missing the point.
　 　 不 亲爱的 不是这意思
　 　 - I taught Haley how to use the remote in 20 minutes.
　 　 我在20分钟内就教会了海莉用遥控器
　 　 - So think how fast you can learn it.
　 　 你肯定比她快多了
　 　 - What's that supposed to mean?
　 　 你那话什么意思
　 　 - See what I'm saying?
　 　 瞧见了吗
　 　 - Mitchell, it's me!
　 　 米奇尔 是我
　 　 - Hey, Dad. - Hi.
　 　 嗨 老爸 -嗨
　 　 - I'm here to let you know your gaydar is broken.
　 　 我来是想告诉你 你的基达坏掉了
　 　 - Shorty is not gay.
　 　 小短不是同性恋
　 　 - No. I, uh- I knew that.
　 　 是 我知道
　 　 - I made that up to mess with you for dissing Cam.
　 　 你那样对小卡我一时气不过才那样说的
　 　 - What? That cost me 20,000 bucks.
　 　 什么 你让我花了两万块
　 　 - What do you mean?
　 　 什么意思
　 　 - I reached out to him to let him know it's okay to be gay.
　 　 我跟他说是同性恋也没关系
　 　 - Y ou did? - Yeah.
　 　 你真这样做了 -是啊
　 　 - Right after one of the stranger golf lessons of my life.
　 　 就在我人生最诡异的高尔夫球课之后
　 　 - Turns out what he is is a lousy gambler,
　 　 结果他只是个赌技很烂的赌徒
　 　 - and now I'm the one on the hook for it.
　 　 而现在我得为他买单
　 　 - Oh, I'm so sorry.
　 　 真是太抱歉了
　 　 - Then why are you smiling?
　 　 那你笑什么
　 　 - I'm- I'm proud of you, Dad. And you're growing.
　 　 我真为你骄傲 爸 你成长了不少
　 　 - Just-Just stop it. Please.
　 　 别说了
　 　 - Don't you see how hard this is for me?
　 　 你不知道这对我来说多艰难吗
　 　 - See, I used to be just like one of those guys. Now look at me.
　 　 我以前就跟他们一样 看看我现在
　 　 - I got a house looks like Little Colombia.
　 　 我家就跟哥伦比亚村一样
　 　 - I got a gay son and a Chinese granddaughter.
　 　 我儿子是同性恋 我还有个中国孙女
　 　 - Vietnamese.
　 　 是越南
　 　 - Only you would know the difference.
　 　 也只有你才知道区别
　 　 - Don't worry, Dad. Not growing too much.
　 　 别急 老爸 你也没长进多少
　 　 - I'm a little nervous.
　 　 我有点紧张
　 　 - Don't be. - I'm sure you look beautiful.
　 　 别紧张 -你肯定美极了
　 　 - What do you think?
　 　 你们觉得怎么样
　 　 - Look at you!
　 　 看看你
　 　 - Really?
　 　 真的吗
　 　 - You're gonna be fighting men off with a stick.
　 　 男人会围着你转的 赶都赶不走
　 　 - I don't know about that.
　 　 我可不确定
　 　 - Cameron! - Hi. Sorry for the pop over,
　 　 卡梅隆 -抱歉没打个招呼就来了
　 　 - but I just wanted to bring you these...
　 　 我只是想过来送你这个
　 　 - to thank you for babysitting Lily again last night. -Oh!
　 　 感谢你昨晚帮我照顾莉莉
　 　 - Gracias! You didn't need to do that.
　 　 谢谢 跟我客气啥啊
　 　 - You know I love Lily. - I know.
　 　 我爱莉莉 -我知道
　 　 - Come in. Say hello.
　 　 进来 打个招呼
　 　 - Cameron, this is my new friend, Whitney.
　 　 卡梅隆 来认识一下我的新朋友惠特妮
　 　 - Whitney, this is Cameron.
　 　 惠特妮 这是卡梅隆
　 　 - Hello. It's nice to meet you.
　 　 你好 认识你很高兴
　 　 - That is a spectacular dress.
　 　 你的裙子真是惊艳
　 　 - This old thing?
　 　 这老旧玩意?
　 　 - What about her hair? - Oh, my gosh.
　 　 看看她发型 -天啊
　 　 - It's like Barbra Streisand in The Way We Were.
　 　 就跟芭芭拉·史翠珊在《往日情怀》里一样
　 　 - One of my favorites. - Me too.
　 　 我的最爱之一 -我也是
　 　 - Okay, who is reading The Forevers?
　 　 好吧 是谁在读永恒系列
　 　 - I am.
　 　 是我
　 　 - I am so obsessed with this whole vampire thing right now.
　 　 我最近完全迷上吸血鬼小说了
　 　 - Me too.
　 　 我也是
　 　 - I just met the sweetest guy named Cameron.
　 　 我刚认识了个超棒的男人 他叫卡梅隆
　 　 - I think he might be the one.
　 　 我觉得他可能是我的真命天子
　 　 - Can people change? I don't know.
　 　 人会改变吗 我不知道
　 　 - People are who they are- give or take, yeah, 15%.
　 　 人们总是本性难移 加减个15%吧
　 　 - That's how much people can change if they really want to.
　 　 如果真的想改变的话最多也就15%
　 　 - Well, I'll see you when I see you. - Yeah, thanks for
　 　 那有机会再见了 再见 -恩 谢谢
　 　 - Haley, sweetie, wake up.
　 　 海莉 甜心 醒醒
　 　 - What? - I need you to teach me to use the TV.
　 　 干嘛 -教教我怎么用电视吧
　 　 - Now? Why can't Dad teach you?
　 　 现在 为什么不找爸爸教你
　 　 - Because we're married.
　 　 因为我们是夫妇
　 　 - Whether it's for themselves or for the people they love
　 　 不管是为自己还是为了所爱的人改变
　 　 - That way. Yeah.
　 　 那个 对
　 　 - And then press- - Mmm! I got it.
　 　 然后按 -我知道了
　 　 - Yeah. Yeah, 15%.
　 　 恩 15%
　 　 - But you know what? - I did it!
　 　 但是 -我成功了
　 　 - Sometimes that's just enough. - I did it!
　 　 有时候这样就足够了 -我成功了
　 　 - All right, I'll see you guys next week, huh?
　 　 行了 我们下星期见
　 　 - Jay. Jay.
　 　 杰杰
　 　 - Listen, I wanna thank you for,
　 　 我想谢谢你
　 　 - you know, helping me out with that jam.
　 　 帮我解了围
　 　 - It was nothin'.
　 　 没什么的
　 　 - No, no, no. And I got you a little present.
　 　 不不 我想送你个小礼物
　 　 - You didn't have to do that. - No, I did.
　 　 你不必这样 -不 我已经买了
　 　 - Two tickets to see the great Michael Bubly.
　 　 麦克·布雷演唱会的两张门票
　 　 - The guy sings like an angel.
　 　 那家伙简直是天籁之音
　 　 - He's gonna be outside at one of the amphitheaters.
　 　 他会在露天剧场外面演出
　 　 - Gloria's gonna love it.
　 　 歌洛莉亚肯定爱死这个了
　 　 - No. I'm talkin' about you and me. - Oh, you and me.
　 　 不 我是说我们俩去 -你和我
　 　 - Yeah. - Well, that's a little
　 　 对 -这会不会有点...
　 　 - I thought maybe we could have a little picnic since it's outside.
　 　 因为是在野外 我们可以顺便野餐
　 　 - You know? I'll get some nice bottle of wine, a little cheese.
　 　 我会带瓶好酒 带点奶酪
　 　 - Lay on a nice blanket. All right? - Yeah, fine.
　 　 铺张毯子 行吗 -行
　 　 - Yo, hey. I like your hair. Who does your hair? Huh?
　 　 我喜欢你的发型 谁帮你剪的
　 　 - Yo, handsome. Who does your hair?
　 　 嘿 帅哥 谁帮你剪的头发
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　 　 - Those pancakes smell great.
　 　 嗯 薄饼闻起来不错哟
　 　 - What are you doing with those?
　 　 你穿那些是要上哪儿啊
　 　 - Luke and I are doing a recycling drive.
　 　 卢克和我准备开车去收旧东西
　 　 - If we collect enough bottles
　 　 如果能收到够多的瓶子
　 　 - they build a school in Africa.
　 　 就可以在非洲建一所学校了
　 　 - Wouldn't that be so cool
　 　 要是能读一所
　 　 - to go to a school made out of bottles?
　 　 用瓶子堆起来的学校就太给力了
　 　 - That would certainly be a special school.
　 　 那铁定是所特殊学校
　 　 - Did you hear what I said, parents?
　 　 你们有听到我说什么没 爹妈
　 　 - "Special school"?
　 　 "特殊学校"
　 　 - Okay, nobody make a big deal about it,
　 　 好吧 大家先别太大反应
　 　 - but I just broke up with Dylan.
　 　 我和迪兰分了
　 　 - No - Oh, my gosh. Are you okay, honey?
　 　 别啊 -老天 你没事吧 宝贝
　 　 - Yeah, I'm fine. I just
　 　 嗯 没事 我只是
　 　 - I need to date someone who has a clue,
　 　 我得找个聪明灵活点的男朋友
　 　 - instead of an idiot
　 　 而迪兰就是个傻瓜
　 　 - who bangs his head every time he rides his bike out of his garage
　 　 每次把车骑出车库时都要撞到头
　 　 - Every time!
　 　 每次都是
　 　 - I'm sorry, honey.
　 　 真为你难过 宝贝
　 　 - I'm sorry for both of you.
　 　 我为你俩感到难过
　 　 - I'll have to text him later.
　 　 我一会儿发短信安慰一下他
　 　 - Mmm. I gotta jump in the shower. I'm gonna be late.
　 　 嗯 我得去洗澡了 要迟了
　 　 - Where are you going?
　 　 要去哪儿啊
　 　 - I'm going to meet my friend Valerie.
　 　 去见我的好朋友 瓦莱丽
　 　 - I haven't seen her in 15 years.
　 　 我们15年没见了
　 　 - We used to work together.
　 　 我们之前是同事来着
　 　 - You worked? -Mm-hmm.
　 　 你上过班? -嗯哼
　 　 - Can't imagine you working.
　 　 想不出来你上班是什么样子
　 　 - Luke, let me tell you something.
　 　 卢克 我跟你说
　 　 - That is very offensive to women.
　 　 这样对女性说话很不礼貌
　 　 - Your mom works very hard.
　 　 你老妈工作时很卖力
　 　 - It's just now she works for us.
　 　 只是她现在选择照顾我们
　 　 - I will have you know that I had quite the little career going.
　 　 跟你们说 当年我可是前途大好
　 　 - I was an account manager at Starcrest Hotels.
　 　 我那时可是星冠酒店的客户经理
　 　 - I had a little cubicle,
　 　 我有自己的小单间
　 　 - and-and I wore my tennis shoes to work...
　 　 我先穿运动鞋去上班
　 　 - and changed into my work pumps.
　 　 然后换成工作装
　 　 - It was very Working Girl.
　 　 跟电影《上班女郎》一样
　 　 - That movie's so clutch - Mm-hmm.
　 　 那部电影真赞 -嗯哼
　 　 - I don't mind saying I was making quite a splash.
　 　 可以说 我当年那叫一个宏图大展啊
　 　 - Well, then, why'd you quit?
　 　 那你为什么不干了呢
　 　 - Well, Haley, call me old-fashioned,
　 　 海莉 你可以说我守旧
　 　 - but I wanted to focus on raising a family.
　 　 但我想全心顾家
　 　 - So I married your dad.
　 　 所以我嫁给了你老爸
　 　 - Five months later, we... were...
　 　 过了五个月以后 我们就 就
　 　 - four months away from having this little bundle of joy.
　 　 又过了四个月 有了这个小美人
　 　 - Mm-hmm.
　 　 嗯嗯
　 　 - There's my lawyer.
　 　 我家大律师驾到
　 　 - Gloria got into a little car accident,
　 　 歌洛莉亚出了场小车祸
　 　 - so my dad asked me to help her out.
　 　 我爸让我帮她处理下
　 　 - And, uh, this is the first
　 　 这是第一次
　 　 - time that my dad's asked me for legal advice,
　 　 我爸向我请求法律援助
　 　 - and it's-it's nice.
　 　 感觉很不错
　 　 - It's nice to know that he respects me in that way.
　 　 那让我觉得他还是很尊重我的工作的
　 　 - Well, Mitchell is an amazing lawyer.
　 　 米奇尔是个超棒的律师
　 　 - My dream for him is that one day he'll be on the Supreme Court.
　 　 我梦想他能进最高法院
　 　 - Why, Cam?
　 　 为啥 小卡
　 　 - So at parties
　 　 那样参加派对时
　 　 - I can tell everyone my partner is one of the Supremes.
　 　 我就可以向大家卖弄我男友"法力高强"
　 　 - There he is-the steely, grizzled veteran...
　 　 瞧瞧 精壮如钢铁的灰发老朽
　 　 - ready to do battle with the plucky upstart.
　 　 要和勇猛小胖星大干一场
　 　 - Speed versus grace.
　 　 速度对战优雅
　 　 - Brute force versus -Let's just do this.
　 　 野性战... -直接办正事儿吧
　 　 - Jay and I are both gym rats.
　 　 杰和我都喜欢健身
　 　 - I love the sauna. That's the dry heat.
　 　 我爱桑拿那种干热的感觉
　 　 - And the steam, wet.
　 　 还有湿热的蒸汽
　 　 - And, of course, I am just a kook for racquetball.
　 　 我也超迷手球式墙球的
　 　 - Club champ two years in a row,
　 　 连续两年拿俱乐部冠军
　 　 - Tonganoxie, Missouri Rec Center.
　 　 在密苏里州通加诺克西的健康中心
　 　 - So, naturally, Jay and I have been trying for months...
　 　 所以杰和我这几个月都在计划
　 　 - to get together to bang the old hollow rubber ball around.
　 　 一起去打一场球赛
　 　 - I have been avoiding this day like the plague.
　 　 我真是竭尽全力在躲那场比赛
　 　 - I mean, part of going to the gym is the lockerroom atmosphere.
　 　 去健身 一方面是冲着那种气氛
　 　 - And if I'm there with a gay guy,
　 　 但如果身边有一个基佬
　 　 - it's-it's just not gonna be the same.
　 　 气氛就完全毁了
　 　 - I mean, for me, it's a locker room.
　 　 对我来说 更衣室就是更衣室
　 　 - For him, it's a showroom.
　 　 但对他 就是脱衣舞厅
　 　 - She doesn't get it.
　 　 她不懂的
　 　 - *Driving in my car*
　 　 *开着我的小车呀*
　 　 - *I'll let you see my scar*
　 　 *给你看我的伤疤*
　 　 - What the hell?
　 　 搞毛啊
　 　 - Some people call me a salesman.
　 　 有人说我是销售员
　 　 - I call myself a sales friend.
　 　 我觉得自己是"销售之友"
　 　 - So obviously, I need strangers to trust me.
　 　 显然 我需要陌生人能够信任我
　 　 - I don't take kindly to it
　 　 因此我觉得很不爽
　 　 - when someone Tom Sellecks my bus bench.
　 　 因为有人给我画上汤姆·希莱克斯那样的胡子
　 　 - Phil Dunphy.
　 　 我是菲尔·邓菲
　 　 - Phil, it's Barbara.
　 　 菲尔 我是芭芭拉
　 　 - The Pattersons wanna back out of the deal.
　 　 帕特森一家不想买了
　 　 - Why? What happened?
　 　 为什么 出什么事了
　 　 - The wife's getting cold feet.
　 　 他家老婆犹豫了
　 　 - I told her to call you. -Okay, fine.
　 　 我让她打给你了 -好吧
　 　 - I'll handle it. I'm not losing this sale.
　 　 我来处理吧 我绝不能丢掉这一单
　 　 - By the way -I've spent way too much time on it.
　 　 另外 -我可是花了大量心血啊
　 　 - Phil, do you take Elm when you come to work?
　 　 菲尔 你上班经过榆树街吗
　 　 - I saw it, Barbara.
　 　 我看见了 芭芭拉
　 　 - It's a terrific gym, Jay.
　 　 健身房不错嘛 杰
　 　 - Very liberal with the towels. I love that.
　 　 毛巾随便用 我喜欢
　 　 - Showers are private, in case you wondered.
　 　 淋浴室单间的 先告诉你一声
　 　 - I wasn't, but thanks for the heads-up.
　 　 我没想那个 不过谢谢你的提醒
　 　 - Now, that's a surprise. Boxers.
　 　 真是惊奇呀 宽松平角裤
　 　 - Is that necessary?
　 　 你有必要吗
　 　 - Well, I just always pictured you as a tighty-whitey guy.
　 　 我只是一直想象 你应该是穿紧身白色内裤的
　 　 - Well, do me a favor. The next time you picture me,
　 　 求求你了 下次你想象时
　 　 - leave the underwear out of it.
　 　 别想我的内裤
　 　 - Well, don't you worry. The only thing I'm picturing...
　 　 别担心 我想象也只是会想
　 　 - is how clean the floor's gonna be when I'm done mopping it with you.
　 　 我要是拿你拖地 那会拖得多干净
　 　 - Is that the best you can do?
　 　 你就这点水平吗
　 　 - 'Cause it's gonna take a little more than some
　 　 因为光这种不痛不痒的话
　 　 - lame trash talk to get me out of my
　 　 我一点没感觉
　 　 - Gaah! What the hell was that?
　 　 我靠 你搞毛啊
　 　 - Our butts pressed against each other.
　 　 我们的屁屁亲上了
　 　 - They didn't press. It was glancing.
　 　 没有亲上 只是隔空对望了一下
　 　 - Stop talking about it!
　 　 别再说了
　 　 - Oh come on. All the time you've spent in a locker room,
　 　 得了 你又不是头一次来更衣室
　 　 - this can't be your first moon landing.
　 　 肯定不是第一次"屁屁碰"了
　 　 - You got a name for it? -It's very common.
　 　 你还专门起了个名儿 -很平常啊
　 　 - You got off easy.
　 　 你太不淡定了
　 　 - At least it didn't happen after a shower.
　 　 至少不是沐浴之后亲到的
　 　 - Enough. -We call that a splashdown.
　 　 够了 -我们把那叫做"湿身吻"
　 　 - That's it. I'm changing in the stall. Excuse me!
　 　 够了 我去外面换 借过
　 　 - I saw the picture, Dylan.
　 　 我看见那照片了 迪兰
　 　 - You had your arm around her with that humpy look you get.
　 　 你手揽着她呢 表情还很猥亵
　 　 - No, that's not always how you look. We're over!
　 　 滚 你平时才不是那表情 我们吹了
　 　 - So, I'd really like to talk to you, Mrs. Patterson,
　 　 我真的想和你谈谈 帕特森夫人
　 　 - see if we can't turn this thing around.
　 　 看看事情还有没有转机
　 　 - Uh, you've got my number.
　 　 你有我电话吧
　 　 - Thank you.
　 　 谢谢
　 　 - I said we are over.
　 　 我说了我俩没戏了
　 　 - Why don't you go out for a nice bike ride?
　 　 你可以骑车出去转转
　 　 - Dylan again, huh?
　 　 又是迪兰吧
　 　 - Some guys just do not know how to play it.
　 　 有的男生就是笨得慌
　 　 - Dad, what are you doing? -Oh, right.
　 　 爸 你干啥呢 -噢 对了
　 　 - Just, uh, test-driving my new soup strainer.
　 　 就是试试我的"滤汤器"[胡子]
　 　 - I dug it out of the Halloween stuff
　 　 从万圣节杂物里翻出来的
　 　 - to see what people think.
　 　 看看大家反应如何
　 　 - Do people want their real estate advice...
　 　 人们如果想做房地产咨询
　 　 - from someone who leads or from someone who follows?
　 　 是找"先锋派"还是"跟屁虫"呢
　 　 - I'm betting these babies are coming back in a big way.
　 　 我赌这胡子会再掀流行热潮
　 　 - Buy low, sell high.
　 　 低买 高卖
　 　 - People are gonna see this and say, "That guy's high."
　 　 大家肯定都会说 他可是"高"人[嗑药过量]
　 　 - Sorry to bother you, sir.
　 　 抱歉打扰了 先生
　 　 - We're doing work next door and nicked a main,
　 　 我们在隔壁干活儿 弄破了主水管
　 　 - so we're gonna have to shut down your water.
　 　 所以得把你家水停了
　 　 - Oh. Okay. No problem.
　 　 好 没事
　 　 - It shouldn't be too long. If you happen to need it,
　 　 应该不会太久 如果你要方便
　 　 - there's a porta-potty out front.
　 　 外边有个流动厕所
　 　 - Thanks. Hey. -Yeah.
　 　 谢了 那个 -什么
　 　 - Nice mustache.
　 　 胡子挺不错啊
　 　 - Yeah, man. You too, brother.
　 　 嗯 你的也挺好 兄弟
　 　 - "You too, brother."
　 　 你的也挺好 兄弟
　 　 - Haley-She's the oldest. Fifteen.
　 　 海莉 她是长女 15岁了
　 　 - And then Alex is 13.
　 　 然后是艾丽克斯 13岁
　 　 - And that's my baby, Luke. He's 11.
　 　 然后是我的小儿子 卢克 才11岁
　 　 - Can you believe it? -Oh, my God, they're gorgeous.
　 　 不敢相信吧 -哇 他们真水灵
　 　 - Yeah. -And things are still good with Phil the Thrill?
　 　 对啊 -和快乐男菲尔处得如何啊
　 　 - Yes. Things are great. Great with him.
　 　 嗯 很棒 他好我也好
　 　 - I'm so happy for you. Really.
　 　 我真为你开心 真的
　 　 - I'm so-I'm so happy that you're happy.
　 　 我真 我很开心你过得那么幸福
　 　 - Thank you. Well, and you too.
　 　 谢谢 你也是
　 　 - I mean, your life is -No, no, no-Let's talk about you.
　 　 你的人生真是 -别别 接着说你
　 　 - Okay. -Because, you know, you're
　 　 好吧 -因为你是...
　 　 - You chose the mother. You're the mommy.
　 　 你选择了当妈 你成了一位母亲
　 　 - The yummy mommy, mama, person
　 　 性感辣妈 妈妈 充满母爱
　 　 - You're kinda squeezing the ring right into my finger.
　 　 你都快把我的戒指压进我的肉里去了
　 　 - Was I?
　 　 是吗
　 　 - A little. -I'm so sorry.
　 　 有点 -不好意思啊
　 　 - And just then, it hit me. She was jealous of me.
　 　 然后我突然意识到 她在嫉妒我
　 　 - Yes, there'd always been a little bit of a competition between us.
　 　 好吧 我们之间一直存在竞争
　 　 - This was more serious.
　 　 此次可是重大比拼
　 　 - She was looking at my life as something...
　 　 她觉得我的生活
　 　 - that she'd always wanted, but never had.
　 　 是她一直想要 却没得到的
　 　 - So how's life in the trenches?
　 　 谈谈你的职场生活啊
　 　 - You still got the bastards on the 23rd floor...
　 　 23楼的那些混账老板
　 　 - making life miserable for all the people actually doing the work.
　 　 让所有员工都生不如死
　 　 - Same as ever, right? -One-one difference.
　 　 就是老样子呗 -有一点不同
　 　 - Mm-hmm? -I'm one of them bastards now.
　 　 什么 -我现在也是混账老板之一了
　 　 - Wait. You're on the 23rd floor? -I'm on the 24th floor.
　 　 等下 你混上23楼啦 -是24楼
　 　 - Wow. That's insane. It's -It's no big deal.
　 　 哇 真牛啊 -也没啥啦
　 　 - I mean, if you hadn't left, it probably would have been you.
　 　 如果你没离职 上去的也许会是你
　 　 - I was driving along this street.
　 　 我就在路上开车啊
　 　 - The cars were parked just like this.
　 　 那些车就像这样停在路边
　 　 - And boom, out of nowhere, he hits me.
　 　 然后 嘭的一下 他就突然撞到我了
　 　 - Okay, so, he-he cut you off? -Yes.
　 　 所以是他撞的你 -对
　 　 - Right. -A crazy driver.
　 　 哦 -疯司机
　 　 - You know, I used to be a little bit like that.
　 　 其实 我以前也像那样
　 　 - I don't know, maybe it's because of Lily,
　 　 现在也许是因为莉莉吧 我也不知道
　 　 - but I've definitely become more considerate.
　 　 我开车会更加小心 顾及他人
　 　 - Like, I used to never let people in, and now I do.
　 　 我以前都不让别人"插"在我前面 现在会了
　 　 - Just now getting that metaphor. Okay.
　 　 我终于懂那个隐喻[插]的意思了 好吧
　 　 - So, what do you think? -Were there any witnesses?
　 　 你有何高见 -有目击证人吗
　 　 - No, just Manny. He was in the back seat.
　 　 没 只有曼尼 他当时在后座
　 　 - Okay. -It all happened so fast--Just like they say.
　 　 哦 -发生得太突然了 眨眼间啊
　 　 - Yeah. All right. Well, this is what we're gonna do.
　 　 好吧 行 接下来我们这样
　 　 - I'll take a few pictures,
　 　 我先拍几张照片
　 　 - and then we'll sit down and write a statement.
　 　 然后坐下来起草一份声明
　 　 - Perfect. I'll go and get us a table.
　 　 真好 我去占个桌子
　 　 - All right. -Manny, come.
　 　 行 -曼尼 你也来
　 　 - Uh, just a minute, Mom. I need to tie my shoe. -Okay.
　 　 稍等 老妈 我鞋带散了 -好的
　 　 - Mitchell. -Yeah?
　 　 米奇尔 -什么
　 　 - Don't talk. Listen. It was her fault.
　 　 别说话 听就好 责任在她
　 　 - I'm sorry. What? -Don't look at me.
　 　 什么 我没听清 -别看着我
　 　 - Do something. Take pictures.
　 　 别傻愣着 照相啊
　 　 - Manny! What kind of cupcake do you want?
　 　 曼尼 你想要什么味道的蛋糕
　 　 - Um, that's okay. I'm not hungry.
　 　 不用了 我不饿
　 　 - That was a mistake. Now she'II know something's up.
　 　 失误了 她现在肯定起疑心了
　 　 - Are you okay? -I'm fine.
　 　 你没事吧 -没事
　 　 - She cut that guy off. She's a terrible driver.
　 　 是她撞的那个司机 她驾驶技术超烂
　 　 - She's a danger to us all. -Okay, wait. Now stop.
　 　 她是马路杀手 -慢点慢点
　 　 - I thought she said he was parked and then he cut her off.
　 　 她不是说她的车是停着的 他撞了她吗
　 　 - Everybody looks parked when you're going a hundred miles an hour.
　 　 时速100英里 你看所有的车都是停着的
　 　 - Manny, why didn't you speak up?
　 　 曼尼 你之前为什么不说
　 　 - She can't take criticism about her driving.
　 　 她受不了别人批评她的驾驶技术
　 　 - Once an old lady yelled at her at a crosswalk.
　 　 有次一个老太太在十字路口冲她嚷嚷
　 　 - She honked so long, the horn ran out.
　 　 她就一直鸣喇叭 最后喇叭都不响了
　 　 - Manny!
　 　 曼尼
　 　 - I've said too much already.
　 　 我已经透露得太多了
　 　 - Are you hearing this?
　 　 你听见了吗
　 　 - Aw, that's - Point.
　 　 我靠 -得分
　 　 - Hinder!
　 　 妨碍[术语]
　 　 - Lucky shot!
　 　 你走狗屎运
　 　 - That is game and, I believe, match.
　 　 游戏结束 胜负分晓
　 　 - Yeah, fine, you won. But, you know, what do you expect?
　 　 好吧好吧 你赢了 但也难怪
　 　 - For the first half of the game,
　 　 上半场的时候
　 　 - I was distracted by what happened in the locker room.
　 　 之前的更衣室事件 让我有些分心
　 　 - And you're sure it's not because I'm a fabulous racquetball player?
　 　 你确定不是因为我打得很赞吗
　 　 - You're average. But I was a little thrown by you touching me.
　 　 你就一般水平 我心里一直纠结你碰了我
　 　 - Which is unnatural. Not to you, of course.
　 　 很让人反感 但你肯定不觉得
　 　 - No, to you it's like rocket fuel.
　 　 你肯定觉得很爽
　 　 - Oh, sure. When you're gay you just walk around
　 　 噢 是啊 基佬就"喜欢"到处
　 　 - giving butt bumps to everybody.
　 　 用屁股碰别人
　 　 - It's like a high five. It's a low two.
　 　 就像"击掌"一样 不过是"亲臀"罢了
　 　 - You know what? I'm gonna prove
　 　 跟你说 我要证明
　 　 - that you won only because I was distracted.
　 　 我输掉是因为分心了
　 　 - We're gonna have a rematch right here, right now.
　 　 我们现在再打一场
　 　 - So you want to go up against me again? -Yes.
　 　 所以你想再和我"大干一场"吗 -对
　 　 - No! Damn it.
　 　 不 我靠
　 　 - Hello!
　 　 喂
　 　 - Hey, Dad. Uh, did you know that the accident was Gloria's fault?
　 　 爸 你知道那车祸责任在歌洛莉亚吗
　 　 - Yes. I mean, I wasn't there,
　 　 嗯 我虽然当时不在场
　 　 - but she's a horrible driver.
　 　 但歌洛莉亚是个烂司机
　 　 - If she hit 10 cars, I wouldn't be surprised.
　 　 她要撞了10辆车 我也不吃惊
　 　 - If you knew it was her fault, why did you get me involved?
　 　 你既然知道是她的责任 为什么把我扯进来
　 　 - Because someone has to tell her she's in the wrong,
　 　 因为总得有人告诉她她错了
　 　 - and better you than me.
　 　 你说总比我说好
　 　 - That's great. Here I am thinking
　 　 真好啊 我还天真地以为
　 　 - that my dad actually respects me as a lawyer,
　 　 我爸开始尊重我律师的职业了
　 　 - and really you're just throwing me to the wolves.
　 　 但你只是把我往火坑里推
　 　 - Can't it be both? -Okay.
　 　 不能两种心思都有吗 -好吧
　 　 - Dad, it doesn't bother you in the least...
　 　 老爸 你就一点没觉得悲哀
　 　 - that your gay son is the only one
　 　 你的同性恋儿子是唯一
　 　 - tough enough to stand up to your wife?
　 　 敢直面你老婆的人
　 　 - Go get 'em, Rocky. See you later.
　 　 加油搞定吧伙计 回见
　 　 - Your father and I had a moon landing in the locker room.
　 　 你老爸和我在更衣室"屁屁碰"了
　 　 - What's the matter with you?
　 　 你有病啊
　 　 - What about you? Do you ever get serious with anyone?
　 　 你呢 有没有在处对象啊
　 　 - Sure. Oh, no. Not yet.
　 　 没有 目前没有
　 　 - Oh, honey, you will.
　 　 宝贝 你会有的
　 　 - Oh, no, I hope not. It's-It's fun.
　 　 不 我不希望有 现在很好玩
　 　 - I'm sorry. I'm just-I'm waiting for some news.
　 　 不好意思 我在等电话
　 　 - What news? -I'm-I'm up for the Paris job.
　 　 什么电话 -我去应聘了一个法国的工作
　 　 - The-The head of the international division?
　 　 国际分公司的头头吗
　 　 - That's-That's-That's crazy.
　 　 那 那也太牛了
　 　 - Yeah, no. I mean, I'll never get it, but it'd be great...
　 　 嗯 没啦 我应该聘不上的 聘上当然好
　 　 - 'cause one of my lovers lives in Paris.
　 　 因为我情夫之一在巴黎呢
　 　 - Wow. I-I don't know what jumps out of that sentence more
　 　 哇 我都不知道那句话中哪个词更震撼
　 　 - you know, "Lovers" Or "One of."
　 　 又是"情夫"又是"之一"的
　 　 - Well, I'm single. I mean, it's kinda what you do.
　 　 我单身嘛 就是要这样啊
　 　 - Uh-huh. -I have one in Paris.
　 　 嗯哼 -有个在巴黎
　 　 - Um, I have Paris, New York, Miami.
　 　 巴黎 纽约 迈阿密各有一个
　 　 - I have a fourth one.
　 　 其实还有一个
　 　 - I'm forgetting one lover. I'm forgetting one lover. -Mmm.
　 　 我都忘了我的情夫了 真要命 -嗯
　 　 - Last night I vacuumed the radiator thingy under the fridge.
　 　 昨晚我把冰箱下面的散热器打扫了下
　 　 - You know, it collects the dust.
　 　 太沾灰了
　 　 - Cause you should, and I don't. So
　 　 平时就该清理的 我也忘了
　 　 - Oh, hey, hold on. Cross your fingers.
　 　 等下 为我祈祷吧
　 　 - I'm not gonna lie.
　 　 说实话
　 　 - The thought of Valerie getting the one job
　 　 一想到瓦莱丽会得到
　 　 - in the whole company that everyone coveted
　 　 那份大家都想要的工作
　 　 - well, I wasn't a "Lover" Of that.
　 　 我心里可不怎么"情"愿
　 　 - Okay. Okay, thank you.
　 　 嗯 嗯 谢谢
　 　 - Well?
　 　 如何
　 　 - Oh, they haven't made a decision.
　 　 他们还没定呢
　 　 - They're-they're gonna tell me later on.
　 　 他们说回头再告诉我
　 　 - That's not what they said, is it? - Uh, yeah, it is.
　 　 他们不是这么说的吧 -是啦
　 　 - Oh, Valerie, come on. It's me.
　 　 拜托 瓦莱丽 我不是外人
　 　 - What are friends for,
　 　 朋友就该相互支持
　 　 - if not to be there for you when you get bad news?
　 　 再坏的事情都可以跟我说
　 　 - I got it. -Oh, my God. Aaah!
　 　 我聘上了 -天呐 啊
　 　 - I'm the head of Europe. - Well, you know, for the hotel
　 　 我是欧洲的头儿啦 -酒店头儿啦
　 　 - Not the continent. - Kind of though. Kind of.
　 　 不是整个欧洲 -差不多啦 差不多
　 　 - Why didn't you tell me when you first heard?
　 　 你一开始为什么不告诉我呢
　 　 - Oh, 'cause, you know
　 　 噢 因为 那个
　 　 - And that's when it really hit me.
　 　 然后我才恍然大悟
　 　 - Valerie wasn't jealous of me. She pitied me.
　 　 瓦莱丽才不嫉妒我 她可怜我
　 　 - And part of me wanted to take her back to the house...
　 　 我当时有点想把她带回家
　 　 - and show her everything she was missing...
　 　 让她看看我有而她没有的东西
　 　 - in her sad, childless, husbandless life.
　 　 她真悲哀 没有孩子 没有老公
　 　 - But there's a little thing called "Taking the high road."
　 　 但我知道"高风亮节"四个字儿咋写
　 　 - Why don't you come by and meet everybody?
　 　 等下你到我家喝杯茶呗
　 　 - Oh, sure. That'd be great.
　 　 好啊 那挺好的
　 　 - Yeah, I mean, Alex is just a genius,
　 　 是啊 艾丽克斯就是个小天才啊
　 　 - and Haley is turning into this beautiful young woman,
　 　 海莉真是女大十八变
　 　 - and it makes me realize that motherhood is -San Francisco.
　 　 她让我懂得了做母亲... -旧金山
　 　 - The most important - That was my fourth lover. San Francisco.
　 　 最重要的是 -我第四个情人 在旧金山
　 　 - It would have kept me up all night. - Yeah.
　 　 想不起来我今晚肯定睡不着 -嗯
　 　 - Dad, look.
　 　 老爸 快看
　 　 - Just a sec, buddy. I'm on my way out to the bathroom.
　 　 等会儿 小家伙 我去上趟厕所
　 　 - Check it out. The Aubreys had this huge party last night,
　 　 你看 昨晚奥布里一家开了个巨型派对
　 　 - and we got all these bottles to recycle.
　 　 瓶子都归我们了
　 　 - Great. -What's Jegermeister?
　 　 恭喜 -野格酒是什么
　 　 - Well, you know how in a fairy tale...
　 　 那个...在童话故事里
　 　 - there's always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep,
　 　 都会有种让公主睡着的药
　 　 - and then the guys start kissing her?
　 　 然后男生们就去亲她
　 　 - Well, this is like that, except you don't wake up in a castle,
　 　 野格酒也差不多 不同的是你醒来不是在城堡
　 　 - you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation.
　 　 而是在兄弟会的房子 然后从此臭名远扬
　 　 - Haley!
　 　 海莉
　 　 - Luke, you're spilling it! - Aw, crud.
　 　 卢克 都洒出来了啦 -擦
　 　 - God
　 　 天
　 　 - Gross! A rat!
　 　 耗子 好恶心
　 　 - Cool.
　 　 酷
　 　 - Hang on. I'm coming.
　 　 等着 来了来了
　 　 - I believe you have something that belongs to me.
　 　 你拿了我的一样东西
　 　 - My heart.
　 　 我的心
　 　 - I thought I I.M.'ed you to stay away.
　 　 我在网上说了让你滚远点
　 　 - Ow! Haley.
　 　 嗷 海莉
　 　 - Hello? Dylan? D-Money?
　 　 喂 迪兰 迪迪仔
　 　 - Hey, buddy! Hey, buddy!
　 　 嘿 老兄 老兄
　 　 - Hello, friendly neighbors!
　 　 嗨 左邻右舍们
　 　 - Little help?
　 　 求帮忙啊
　 　 - But I love you.
　 　 可是我爱你
　 　 - Well, you should have thought about that...
　 　 你之前怎么没想到你爱我啊
　 　 - before you took that skank Sharon Nicolini
　 　 你竟然带莎伦·妮可利那个小婊子
　 　 - to an Anne Hathaway movie.
　 　 去看安妮·海瑟薇的电影
　 　 - I didn't take her. She was just there.
　 　 我没带她去 只是碰巧遇到
　 　 - So you were just there by yourself at an Anne Hathaway movie?
　 　 你就一个人去看安妮·海瑟薇的电影吗
　 　 - I don't think so!
　 　 别忽悠我了
　 　 - Yeah. Yeah. I like her movies.
　 　 是啊 我很喜欢她的电影
　 　 - She's every woman. Come on. Let's not fight.
　 　 她是个出色的女人 求求你 别闹了吧
　 　 - Let's just discuss this like two un-immature adults.
　 　 坐下来 像两个不成熟的成年人那样谈谈吧
　 　 - Hello? Mrs. Patterson.
　 　 你好 帕特森太太
　 　 - Hi. I've been waiting for your call.
　 　 嗨 我正等你电话呢
　 　 - Yeah. Uh, is there any chance that maybe we could talk a little bit
　 　 嗯 我们可不可以再仔细谈一谈
　 　 - No, no, no, no. Now's perfect. That's fine.
　 　 没没没 挺好的 真挺好的
　 　 - I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you. Let me just close my office door.
　 　 不好意思 我这边吵 等我把办公室门关上
　 　 - There we go. Much, much better.
　 　 好了 能听清了
　 　 - Okay. Maybe, uh, we should go over the accident one more time.
　 　 我们再来回顾一下车祸的情形吧
　 　 - Put the dogs on a row. You're such a good lawyer.
　 　 一丝不"狗"地分析 你真是个好律师啊
　 　 - Uh, I just wanna make sure
　 　 我就是想确保
　 　 - we're 100% clear on exactly what happened.
　 　 一定要搞清楚真实的情况
　 　 - Oh, we're clear. I told you.
　 　 已经很清楚了啊 我跟你说了啊
　 　 - What? You don't believe me?
　 　 怎么 你不信我吗
　 　 - No, no. I just
　 　 没 没 我只是
　 　 - You know, sometimes you can forget tiny details.
　 　 你知道 有时候会漏掉一些细节嘛
　 　 - Like, is it possible, maybe, uh, you were driving too fast?
　 　 比如 有没有可能 是你开太快了
　 　 - Who said I was driving fast? -Yeah, who?
　 　 谁说我开太快了 -对 谁说的
　 　 - I just-I'm looking at the street,
　 　 我看着街上
　 　 - and I'm thinking if you were driving a little fast,
　 　 就想 如果你开得很快的话
　 　 - it's possible that maybe you
　 　 你就有可能
　 　 - didn't see the car - You're like everyone else, huh?
　 　 没看见那车 -你也跟他们一样
　 　 - You blame the Latino driver.
　 　 一切都是我们拉丁人的错
　 　 - Where I come from, they always blame the Latino driver.
　 　 在我们老家 总是把错都推给拉丁司机
　 　 - Where you come from, isn't everybody a Latino driver?
　 　 你们老家不是所有司机都是拉丁司机吗
　 　 - Manny, tell him. - I can't 'cause I have a cupcake in my mouth.
　 　 曼尼 你跟他说 -没法说啊 我吃蛋糕呢
　 　 - Oh, come on. Don't blame your cupcake.
　 　 得了吧 别拿蛋糕当挡箭牌
　 　 - What? You think I'm guilty too?
　 　 怎么 你也觉得是我的错吗
　 　 - No. - Fine.
　 　 没啦 -得
　 　 - I don't need you as a lawyer anymore.
　 　 我不要你做我的律师了
　 　 - And if you two think I'm such a bad driver,
　 　 你俩不是觉得我是个烂司机吗
　 　 - you're safer walking home.
　 　 你们走回家好了
　 　 - Chao.
　 　 拜拜
　 　 - Here it is. - It's really cute.
　 　 就这儿了 -真好
　 　 - Yeah. We're pretty proud of it.
　 　 嗯 我们都很以此为豪呢
　 　 - Here's your stupid CDs...
　 　 你的烂CD 拿着
　 　 - and your clothes and your poems!
　 　 你的烂衣服 还有狗屎诗
　 　 - Don't you do it! - Oh, I'm doing it.
　 　 你敢扔试试 -我就敢了
　 　 - Haley, stop it. What are you doing?
　 　 海莉 停手 你在干啥呢
　 　 - Tearing out my heart.
　 　 折磨我的心
　 　 - Oh, why don't you go get a hickey from Sharon Nicolini?
　 　 那你去让莎伦·妮可利给你个吻痕啊
　 　 - It's from my guitar strap, Haley.
　 　 那是我吉他带子勒的 海莉
　 　 - Oh, thanks for reminding me. -That's my daughter Haley
　 　 噢 谢谢你提醒我扔吉他 -那是我女儿海莉
　 　 - And her boyfriend, Dylan, um
　 　 然后她男朋友 迪兰
　 　 - This is a nice color.
　 　 粉刷的颜色真漂亮
　 　 - Yeah. Um, listen. This is not normal,
　 　 恩 是这样的 我家平时不这样
　 　 - with all that, nor-nor is that liquor smell.
　 　 没这么 靠 是酒的气味吗
　 　 - Phil, honey? Oh, my God. Luke, what is that?
　 　 菲尔 宝贝 天 卢克 这是咋了
　 　 - Jegermeister. Dad says it makes girls easier to kiss.
　 　 野格酒 老爸说它可以让女生更容易亲
　 　 - What happened to the rug? - I had an accident.
　 　 那地毯是怎么回事 -出了点小意外
　 　 - Okay. Alex, what are you doing?
　 　 好吧 艾丽克斯 你又在干嘛
　 　 - I'm trying to kill a rat.
　 　 我在追杀一只耗子
　 　 - Okay
　 　 好吧
　 　 - Sharon was helping me buy you a birthday present.
　 　 莎伦在帮我给你挑生日礼物
　 　 - Don't you get it? I love your ass.
　 　 你不明白吗 我爱的是你的屁股蛋蛋
　 　 - I-You know, I-I-I'm late and I should go.
　 　 那个...我 我快迟了 得走了
　 　 - I know. I know. -Yeah.
　 　 我知道 我知道 -嗯
　 　 - And it seems like things have gotten a little wonky around here.
　 　 今天的确是有点乱糟糟的
　 　 - I don't know where Phil is. He's definitely
　 　 不知道菲尔上哪儿了 他肯定...
　 　 - Oh, my God. Alex
　 　 老天啊 艾丽克斯
　 　 - Where's your father?
　 　 你爸呢
　 　 - He went outside to go to the bathroom.
　 　 他去外面上厕所了
　 　 - It's... not usually like this. Oh, gross.
　 　 平时真不这样的 靠 刺瞎我的眼
　 　 - Let's just get married. - Okay.
　 　 我们结婚吧 -好
　 　 - You will not regret this decision, Mrs. Patterson.
　 　 你不会后悔的 帕特森太太
　 　 - And I'll tell you what.
　 　 跟你说
　 　 - We're gonna have you over to our little house to celebrate.
　 　 我请你到我家来庆祝下
　 　 - Okay? Okay, bye-bye. - You should come back again
　 　 好吗 嗯 拜拜 -有空再来啊
　 　 - sometime, when you get a break - Claire! Claire!
　 　 有空就来 -克莱尔 克莱尔
　 　 - Phil, what are you-what are you doing?
　 　 菲尔 你 你干啥呢
　 　 - Just concluding a little business.
　 　 忙着谈业务呢
　 　 - Very successfully, I might add.
　 　 顺便补一句 很顺利噢
　 　 - Honey - Hey!
　 　 宝贝 -嘿
　 　 - Hi. - Is that Valerie?
　 　 你好 -你不是瓦莱丽嘛
　 　 - Yeah. - Wow!
　 　 嗯 -哇
　 　 - You look fantastic. - Thank you.
　 　 你真漂亮 -谢谢
　 　 - Come here. Get over here.
　 　 来来来 过来
　 　 - Okay.
　 　 好吧
　 　 - How long has it been? - A long time.
　 　 我们多久没见了 -很久了
　 　 - Oh, my goodness.
　 　 噢 老天啊
　 　 - Oh, I can't touch you. Okay. - A little bit difficult.
　 　 我没办法触到你 -是有点难
　 　 - Gulf divides us, eh?
　 　 隔车相望
　 　 - So nice to see you. - It's great to see you though
　 　 见到你真好 -可不是嘛
　 　 - Okay. - All right.
　 　 嗯 -好吧
　 　 - Okay, then. - Thanks for coming by.
　 　 走了啊 -有空来坐坐
　 　 - It's such a pleasure. - Bye-bye.
　 　 谢谢招待 -拜拜
　 　 - Thanks for stopping by. - You have a beautiful family.
　 　 有空常来啊 -你家真漂亮
　 　 - She looks great, doesn't she? - What is on your face?
　 　 她真漂亮 是吧 -你脸上是什么玩意儿
　 　 - One time! Once!
　 　 一次 哪怕一次
　 　 - One time I bring somebody home...
　 　 我带个客人回家
　 　 - who I want to impress, and what do I find?
　 　 想刺激一下别人 结果呢
　 　 - A bunch of booze-drenched hill people...
　 　 一个全身酒味的
　 　 - just sitting around in their underwear and-and chasing rats...
　 　 穿着内裤到处走 一个追耗子的
　 　 - and fornicating in the stairwell.
　 　 还有一个在楼梯口就搞起来的
　 　 - Can I say something? - No. No, you can't, Mario.
　 　 我能插句话吗 -不准插 超级玛丽
　 　 - There is nothing left to say but thank you.
　 　 你什么都不用说了 谢谢
　 　 - Thank you all.
　 　 谢谢你们
　 　 - I told you I'd win.
　 　 早说了你打不过我
　 　 - Not talking so much now, are you, hotshot?
　 　 现在没话可说了吧 神球手
　 　 - Hope you enjoy that nice, hot shower,
　 　 希望你洗澡洗个爽
　 　 - but it's not gonna wash away the shame of that 15-7 beatdown.
　 　 但15比7的耻辱你是洗不掉的
　 　 - You should have seen the look on your face...
　 　 你真该看看你当时的表情
　 　 - when that drop shot just kissed the wall.
　 　 球和墙亲密接触那瞬间
　 　 - Ah. Okay, splashdown.
　 　 好吧 湿身吻
　 　 - Got me again. Yep.
　 　 又弄到我了 是吧
　 　 - Make the uptight straight guy all embarrassed.
　 　 让我这传统直男情何以堪
　 　 - Except for one thing -doesn't even bother me anymore.
　 　 但是 我还就真无所谓了
　 　 - I could do this all day. Here, another one for you.
　 　 我可以一直这样碰 来 再碰一个
　 　 - Maybe a couple of 'em.
　 　 再多来几次啊
　 　 - Jay, I just noticed a sauna back here.
　 　 杰 我发现后面有个桑拿哟
　 　 - How big of a hurry are we in? -Biggest hurry of your life.
　 　 我们要冲进去吗 -像赶着投胎那样冲进去
　 　 - 'Scuse me. 'Scuse me.
　 　 借过 借过
　 　 - Well, if you're going to be stranded,
　 　 如果注定了要被困住[进退两难]
　 　 - might as well be in a place full of cupcakes.
　 　 不如就被困在蛋糕店吧
　 　 - I don't think you need any more.
　 　 我看你吃得差不多了
　 　 - Ay. I'm sorry, guys.
　 　 啊 真是不好意思
　 　 - It's true. I am a defensive driver.
　 　 的确 我喜欢为自己抗辩
　 　 - You mean you're defensive about -I know what I am.
　 　 你是说你喜欢抗辩... -我知道自己什么样
　 　 - Let's go.
　 　 我们走吧
　 　 - It's just that I don't like when people just assume
　 　 只是我不喜欢大家凭空就
　 　 - that I'm a bad driver.
　 　 说我是个烂司机
　 　 - Maybe it was just, like, a little bit my fault.
　 　 也许我是要 负那么一点点责任
　 　 - Well, I'm glad you can admit that, Gloria.
　 　 你能承认 挺好的
　 　 - But I'm still gonna need you as my lawyer, Mitch.
　 　 但我还是想让你当我的律师 米奇
　 　 - Why? -Because this one
　 　 为什么 -因为眼前的惨剧
　 　 - It was not my fault, I promise you.
　 　 完全不关我的事 我保证
　 　 - That's what that sound was.
　 　 原来那巨响是这个啊
　 　 - It was the big cupcake.
　 　 都是这蛋糕招牌的错
　 　 - That was unreal. Mom was crazy.
　 　 简直难以置信 老妈疯了
　 　 - I'm scared.
　 　 我好怕怕
　 　 - Look. I know your mom pretty well. She's fine.
　 　 听着 我了解你妈这个人 她没事的
　 　 - I'd be willing to bet she's just composing herself,
　 　 我猜她现在在努力控制情绪呢
　 　 - taking a nice, long, peaceful walk in the park.
　 　 在公园里静静散步呢
　 　 - Perfect.
　 　 好极了
　 　 - At that moment all I wanted was to be with my family.
　 　 那会儿我只想回家
　 　 - But of course, that meant finding a way to apologize...
　 　 但回去肯定要想办法道歉
　 　 - to the people that I had belittled and rejected.
　 　 我说话太重 伤了他们
　 　 - Okay, you are so crazy. That song totally rules.
　 　 你乱说啥呢 那歌多好听啊
　 　 - Daddy, you're crazy. -Crazy right.
　 　 老爸 你才乱说呢 -明明很有道理
　 　 - Hey, honey. -Hi.
　 　 嘿 宝贝 -嗨
　 　 - Hey, Mom. Come on. Sit down.
　 　 嘿 老妈 来坐啊
　 　 - No, seriously, Dad. It's lame.
　 　 真的 老爸 烂透了
　 　 - Seriously, Luke. It's not.
　 　 真的 卢克 不烂
　 　 - You got some mustard or something on your face.
　 　 你脸上有芥末还是什么的
　 　 - I think I know a little bit about music.
　 　 关于音乐我还是懂点的
　 　 - I was a DJ in college.
　 　 读大学时我还当过DJ呢
　 　 - I had my own show in the coveted time slot.
　 　 拥有一档在黄金时间播放的节目
　 　 - Daybreak with Dunphy. -Are you kidding me?
　 　 《与邓菲一起等待黎明》 -真的假的
　 　 - No, I'm not kidding you. And I played Rick Astley.
　 　 骗你干啥 我播瑞克·艾斯里的歌哦
　 　 - Dad, that's embarrassing. -Never gonna give, Sing it, Luke.
　 　 老爸 你囧死我了 -绝不放弃 卢克 跟着唱啊
　 　 - They could have been petty.
　 　 他们原本大可以记恨我的
　 　 - They really could have made me pay, but they didn't.
　 　 他们大可以为难我 但他们没有
　 　 - Never loved 'em more.
　 　 爱死他们了
　 　 - Why the hell couldn't Valerie have seen them like that?
　 　 为毛瓦莱丽就看不到他们的这一面呢
　 　 - Hey, Dylan.
　 　 嘿 迪兰
　 　 - Hey, Mr. Dunphy.
　 　 你好 邓菲先生
　 　 - What's happening?
　 　 你干啥呢
　 　 - Well, Haley and I got into another fight.
　 　 海莉又跟我闹了
　 　 - Oh. Say Anything.
　 　 《情到深处》的场景呀[说点什么吧]
　 　 - Um, good morning?
　 　 早上好?
　 　 - No. Say Anything. -Newspaper.
　 　 不 情到深处[随便说点什么] -报纸
　 　 - No, Dylan. Say Anything. Clutch movie.
　 　 不 迪兰 《情到深处》 经典电影
　 　 - Clutch movie.
　 　 经典电影
　 　 - She probably won't be up for a couple hours still.
　 　 她应该要过几个小时才醒
　 　 - It's okay. It's not that heavy.
　 　 没事 手机没多重
S01E15
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　 　 - Happy Valentine's Day.
　 　 情人节快乐
　 　 - Oh, happy Valentine's Day.
　 　 情人节快乐
　 　 - So, Fratelli's tonight?
　 　 那今晚去弗里特利餐馆咯
　 　 - Hello, cannoli canoe.
　 　 我来了 奶油糕饼
　 　 - I like it. Nice fit.
　 　 我喜欢 很合身
　 　 - Swanky material.
　 　 面料时髦
　 　 - Jay, you look so strong and sexy.
　 　 杰 你看起来又壮又性感
　 　 - Like an Olympic wrestler, but with money.
　 　 像个奥运会摔跤健将 同时又是个款爷
　 　 - Your turn. - Okay.
　 　 到你的了 -好的
　 　 - This is my favorite day in America.
　 　 情人节是我最喜欢的美国节日
　 　 - Happy Valentine's Day, gorgeous.
　 　 情人节快乐 美女
　 　 - They're huge!
　 　 好大啊
　 　 - Oh, my God. - Yeah, those will work.
　 　 我的天啊 -是啊 肯定好看
　 　 - Beautiful. - You can wear 'em tonight.
　 　 真漂亮 -你今晚戴着吧
　 　 - I have a surprise.
　 　 我准备了惊喜
　 　 - Don't tell me you're finally taking me salsa dancing!
　 　 莫非你终于要带我去跳莎莎舞吗
　 　 - And who's David Brenner?
　 　 大卫·布伦纳是谁
　 　 - Only a Vegas legend.
　 　 拉斯维加斯的传奇人物
　 　 - Is he a magician? 'Cause I love magicians.
　 　 他是魔术师吗 我可喜欢魔术师了
　 　 - He's a comedian.
　 　 他是个喜剧大师
　 　 - A comedian? It's Valentine's Day.
　 　 喜剧大师 可今天是情人节啊
　 　 - I thought we were going salsa dancing, not to watch a comedian.
　 　 我还以为是去跳莎莎舞呢 别去看喜剧嘛
　 　 - You're gonna love him. Trust me.
　 　 你会爱死他的 相信我
　 　 - The guy's hilarious.
　 　 那家伙可逗了
　 　 - Okay, tell me one of his jokes.
　 　 好吧 说一个他的段子
　 　 - He doesn't do jokes.
　 　 他可不说段子
　 　 - Does he have a mallet? -No.
　 　 那他有小木槌吗 -没
　 　 - So then how does he get hit in the head?
　 　 那他怎么打头逗笑啊
　 　 - He doesn't get hit in the head.
　 　 他不需要打头逗笑
　 　 - He- He makes observations.
　 　 他观察在场的观众们
　 　 - He tells the truth in a funny way.
　 　 然后用幽默的方式说出来
　 　 - Come on. He's been on Johnny Carson a hundred times.
　 　 拜托 他上过无数次《鲁豫有约》了
　 　 - Who the hell is Johnny Carson?
　 　 鲁豫又是谁
　 　 - Oh, for God's sake.
　 　 老天爷啊
　 　 - Gloria and I are from different generations.
　 　 我和歌洛莉亚不是一辈人
　 　 - And I won't lie- It isn't always easy.
　 　 老实说 我很难跟她交流
　 　 - I mean, last week she thought
　 　 上个星期 她还以为
　 　 - Simon and Garfunkel were my lawyers.
　 　 "西蒙和加韦科"组合是我的律师呢
　 　 - No I didn't.
　 　 我可没
　 　 - It was a joke.
　 　 我开玩笑的呢
　 　 - I don't get it.
　 　 我没听懂笑点
　 　 - Maybe that's because there's no mallet.
　 　 可能是因为我没小木槌逗你笑
　 　 - Yeah, I wish I had a mallet right now.
　 　 是啊 我现在就想用木槌捶死你
　 　 - ...was to stay in Northern California.
　 　 ...打算待在加州北部
　 　 - Did you indicate to her how long that you were gonna take?
　 　 你有没告诉她 需要多长时间
　 　 - Happy Valentine's Day. - Happy Valentine's Day.
　 　 情人节快乐 -情人节快乐
　 　 - Happy Valentine's Day, Daddy. - Happy Valentine's Day, Lily.
　 　 情人节快乐 爹地 -情人节快乐 莉莉
　 　 - Notice anything different?
　 　 发现什么特别的了吗
　 　 - Oh, that is cute. - Cute?
　 　 真有爱 -有爱而已吗
　 　 - We spent a lot of time on this.
　 　 我们花了很长时间打扮呢
　 　 - I don't see how.
　 　 我可没看出来
　 　 - You just cut up one of your boas.
　 　 你只是拆了一条羽毛围巾而已
　 　 - Uh- Actually, no. We repurposed it.
　 　 其实 我们重新改造了一下
　 　 - It was sort of a Bob Mackie meets Martha Stewart project.
　 　 我们走的是名人混搭风
　 　 - Okay. Well, we just thought it would be a nice surprise.
　 　 好吧 我们还以为能给你个惊喜呢
　 　 - It's hardly a surprise. I mean,
　 　 其实没什么好惊喜的
　 　 - you dress her up for every holiday.
　 　 逢年过节你都会把她打扮一番
　 　 - I was giving her a bath last night,
　 　 我昨晚给她洗澡时
　 　 - and I still saw traces of Martin Luther King behind her ear.
　 　 我发现马丁·路德·金的妆还在呢
　 　 - All right. Not in the spirit. We get it.
　 　 好吧 你不喜欢 我们懂了
　 　 - No, I'm-I'm sorry.
　 　 不不 对不起
　 　 - No. It's adorable. I just
　 　 不 你弄得很好看 只是我
　 　 - I'm really nervous about my closing argument.
　 　 我真的很担心我的结案陈词
　 　 - Oh, you've been rehearsing for weeks.
　 　 你都练了好几个星期了
　 　 - You're gonna be great.
　 　 你会发挥出色的
　 　 - Let's hope so.
　 　 但愿如此吧
　 　 - Hey, and I was wondering
　 　 对了 我在想
　 　 - since you're gonna be in court all day-
　 　 既然你一整天都要在法院里
　 　 - You can open the chocolates.
　 　 你想吃巧克力就先吃吧
　 　 - Score.
　 　 好极了
　 　 - Hi, Dylan.
　 　 你好 迪兰
　 　 - Happy Valentine's Day, Mrs. Dunphy.
　 　 邓菲太太 情人节快乐
　 　 - Oh. Dylan, thank you. That is so sweet.
　 　 迪兰 谢谢啊 你真贴心
　 　 - You know, all women should look as tasty as you when they're old.
　 　 要是所有老女人都像你这样有气质就好了
　 　 - Huh. Conflicted.
　 　 这话听着怪怪的
　 　 - Hey, baby.
　 　 嘿 宝贝儿
　 　 - Hey. Take this sweet gift as a token of my affection,
　 　 这份礼物代表了我对你的钟情
　 　 - my unending love and admiration
　 　 对你的爱慕和无尽的爱意
　 　 - Oh, my God. Yay, it's big!
　 　 我的天 真大啊
　 　 - Oh, my God.
　 　 天呐
　 　 - I love it. It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
　 　 爱死了 这是我见过最漂亮的东西
　 　 - Seriously, you gotta put a black light on it.
　 　 你得用紫外灯照着看看[精液斑斑]
　 　 - It'll blow your mind.
　 　 会美得让你犯晕呢
　 　 - Wow! Dylan, I didn't know you could paint.
　 　 迪兰 原来你还会画画啊
　 　 - Oh, I didn't. I just took a photo
　 　 不不 我只是照了张照片
　 　 - and I put it through this program
　 　 然后用软件处理了一下
　 　 - that turns it into a painting.
　 　 就把它变成画了
　 　 - So you two actually did...
　 　 所以你们还真的做过
　 　 - that. - Uh-huh.
　 　 那个 -嗯嗯
　 　 - Yeah.
　 　 是啊
　 　 - Let's go put this over my bed.
　 　 我们把它挂在我床头吧
　 　 - Not- No, no.
　 　 不行 不行
　 　 - You don't need to be in the bedroom at all.
　 　 那东西不能进你闺房
　 　 - I'll take it.
　 　 我替你保管
　 　 - Did he trump me? D-Money.
　 　 他比我浪漫吗 迪迪仔
　 　 - You tell me. He made a painting out of a photograph one time.
　 　 你说呢 他把一张照片做成了一幅画
　 　 - I have hand-picked a card,
　 　 而我只是送一张贺卡
　 　 - drawn a heart in the steam on the medicine cabinet,
　 　 偷偷在浴室的镜子上画一颗心
　 　 - and taken Claire to Fratelli's,
　 　 然后带克莱尔去弗里特利餐厅
　 　 - a family-style Italian restaurant,
　 　 去吃意大利家常菜
　 　 - for 17 years in a row.
　 　 17年来一成不变
　 　 - Yeah, he got me. He got me.
　 　 毫无疑问 他比我浪漫多了
　 　 - Bye, honey. - See you later.
　 　 再见 宝贝 -待会儿见
　 　 - See you later.
　 　 待会儿见
　 　 - Phil, what is that?
　 　 菲尔 你这是闹哪出
　 　 - You know, we don't have to go to Fratelli's tonight.
　 　 我们今晚也不是非要去弗里特利餐厅啦
　 　 - Okay, what do you have in mind?
　 　 好啊 那你有什么好主意
　 　 - Well, I thought you might enjoy a night at a hotel.
　 　 我嘛 觉得你可以去酒店开房爽一晚
　 　 - I would, but would you and the kids be okay?
　 　 好啊 不过你在家带孩子行吗
　 　 - I meant together. - Yes, I know.
　 　 我也和你去啊 -好的 我懂了
　 　 - Oh. I know. I know. I got it.
　 　 我当然懂 明白了
　 　 - So, what do you think?
　 　 那 你意下如何
　 　 - I think you're not getting any sleep tonight,
　 　 我想你今晚就别想睡了
　 　 - so you might want to take a nap at work today.
　 　 所以你今天上班时好好歇着吧
　 　 - I always do.
　 　 我一向如此
　 　 - Phil? Sweetie.
　 　 菲尔 亲爱的
　 　 - As long as we're talking about being a little bit naughty,
　 　 既然我们要玩点儿情色的
　 　 - what would you say to a little role-playing?
　 　 你觉得来点儿角色扮演怎样
　 　 - Role-play? - Mm-hmm.
　 　 角色扮演啊 -嗯嗯
　 　 - I'm in.
　 　 好啊
　 　 - I'll set up sleepovers for the kids.
　 　 我去安排孩子们今晚住别人家
　 　 - And I'll swing by after work to pick you up.
　 　 那我下班后来接你吧
　 　 - No, no. Why don't you meet me in the hotel bar
　 　 不不 要不你到酒店的酒吧去找我呗
　 　 - and see if you can pick me up there.
　 　 看看你能不能在哪儿钓到我
　 　 - Careful, lady. You're gonna wake up a sexy sleeping giant.
　 　 小心点 小姐 你会唤醒一头沉睡的"雄"狮哦
　 　 - Perhaps I'll be Reginald Appleby,
　 　 也许我可以扮演雷金纳德·阿普比
　 　 - an English gentleman in town for a polo match.
　 　 一位来参加马球比赛的英国绅士
　 　 - Phil.
　 　 菲尔
　 　 - Or...Honorable businessman from Hong Kong.
　 　 要不 一位来自香港的优雅商人
　 　 - Kinda wrecking it.
　 　 再说就性趣全无了
　 　 - It's not a big deal, Claire.
　 　 没什么大不了的 克莱尔
　 　 - I just train tigers for a living.
　 　 我只是个拿皮鞭的驯兽师
　 　 - Too... No?
　 　 太重口味了吗
　 　 - Are these rose petals?
　 　 这些是玫瑰花瓣吗
　 　 - Yes, to commemorate our love.
　 　 是的 为了纪念我们的爱情
　 　 - I had to settle.
　 　 我被迫和解[安定下来]
　 　 - Well, your mom might think so,
　 　 你妈或许会认为你是"被迫"的
　 　 - but a lot of people think I'm a catch.
　 　 不过其他人都觉得我是个贤夫哦
　 　 - No. The case. I- I was this close to nailing it,
　 　 不 我是说那案子 我差点儿就要成功了
　 　 - and then my client gets scared and settles.
　 　 可我的委托人临阵退缩 和解了
　 　 - I'm sorry. Maybe you'd like a chocolate.
　 　 真遗憾 来颗巧克力吧
　 　 - Notice that I have not eaten any of the chocolates.
　 　 我可是一颗也没偷吃哦
　 　 - There were two levels. You know it and I know it.
　 　 盒子原本有两层的 你我心里都清楚
　 　 - This is so frustrating.
　 　 真是太受打击了
　 　 - I had one of the greatest closing arguments of all time
　 　 我精心准备了有史以来最强的结案陈词
　 　 - all about the big government rolling over the little guy,
　 　 控诉"大政府"如何欺压"小人民"
　 　 - and I even had this great moment at the end...
　 　 而且我还想好了如何推向高潮
　 　 - where I would point to the state seal and I'd say, "Shame!"
　 　 我会指着国徽高呼 "可耻啊"
　 　 - Oh, that's what you were doing in the shower.
　 　 原来你洗澡时是在练这个啊
　 　 - I was a little worried.
　 　 我那时还担心呢
　 　 - Um, that's Manny.
　 　 是曼尼来了
　 　 - I said we would watch him tonight. I hope you don't mind.
　 　 我答应今晚照看他 希望你别介意
　 　 - I didn't know you were gonna be going through all this.
　 　 我没想到你今天会这么倒霉
　 　 - No, it's fine. It might be nice to have him around.
　 　 没关系 有个孩子在挺好的
　 　 - He always make me laugh.
　 　 他总是能逗我发笑
　 　 - Hi, Manny.
　 　 嗨 曼尼
　 　 - The universe is cold and loveless.
　 　 世界又冷酷又无情
　 　 - Uh-oh. Bad Valentine's Day?
　 　 怎么了 情人节过得不好吗
　 　 - I went for the gold- Fiona Gunderson.
　 　 我追寻我的爱人 菲奥娜·冈德森
　 　 - I poured my heart and soul into a poem, left it on her desk.
　 　 我倾心吐胆地为她写了首诗 放在她桌子上
　 　 - I even burned the edges to make it look fancy.
　 　 我甚至把纸边烧了一下 让它更好看些
　 　 - And she didn't like it?
　 　 她不喜欢吗
　 　 - Oh, she loved it.
　 　 她很喜欢
　 　 - But this kid Durkas told her he wrote it.
　 　 可有个叫德卡斯的小崽子说是他写的
　 　 - Well, Manny, why-why didn't you just tell her the truth?
　 　 曼尼 那你为什么不告诉她真相呢
　 　 - She was already gone.
　 　 她那时已经走了
　 　 - And she's on a date with him at my favorite restaurant,
　 　 而且他俩要去我最喜欢的餐厅约会
　 　 - Great Shakes.
　 　 美奶昔餐厅
　 　 - How do you know all this?
　 　 你怎么知道啊
　 　 - I invited her in the poem.
　 　 我在信里邀请她去那儿的
　 　 - Right after the line of,
　 　 就在那诗句之后
　 　 - "My love is deeper than the Great Lakes."
　 　 "五大湖水深千尺 不及我爱你之情"
　 　 - Okay, well, this is unacceptable.
　 　 好吧 这简直无法容忍
　 　 - Oh, boy. Here we go.
　 　 我的天 又来了
　 　 - No, it's not that big of a deal.
　 　 不 其实没什么难的
　 　 - This is what we're gonna do.
　 　 接下来我们这么干
　 　 - We're gonna shoot over to Great Shakes, get a table.
　 　 我们去美奶昔餐厅 找张桌子坐下
　 　 - Manny can reclaim the love of his life.
　 　 曼尼去追回他的挚爱
　 　 - You and I can get a couple Mudslides.
　 　 你我去弄点好吃的
　 　 - I don't know.
　 　 我觉得不太好
　 　 - Durkas is gonna be there.
　 　 德卡斯也在那儿
　 　 - I've seen the kid do a pull-up.
　 　 那小崽子可壮了
　 　 - Hey, Manny, it's Valentine's Day.
　 　 曼尼 今天是情人节
　 　 - It's not the day you run away from love.
　 　 今天不是逃离爱情的日子
　 　 - It's the day you track it down, tie it up and take it home.
　 　 而是追逐爱情 收获爱情的日子
　 　 - Now, if we can pull this off,
　 　 要是我们能成功
　 　 - you and your little lady friend will be belly up to a ice cream counter
　 　 你和你的小女朋友就能倚在吧台前
　 　 - having a milk shake with two straws.
　 　 浪漫地共享一杯奶昔
　 　 - What do you say?
　 　 你看如何
　 　 - I like it.
　 　 我喜欢
　 　 - Thank you. Thank you.
　 　 谢谢 谢谢
　 　 - Scientists- They don't know why this is true,
　 　 科学家也无法解释这个现象
　 　 - but it's true.
　 　 可确实如此
　 　 - Women with big rear ends live longer.
　 　 大屁股的女人能长寿
　 　 - Man who tell 'em that don't.
　 　 但夸女人屁股大的男人会短命
　 　 - Did you read about this man,
　 　 你们听过这么件事没有
　 　 - a 91 -year old bank robber in Texas?
　 　 有个91岁的老头在德州抢银行
　 　 - He goes into a bank
　 　 他走进银行
　 　 - "The hell did I want?"
　 　 "我要干什么来着"
　 　 - They had over 4,000 photos of him escaping from the bank.
　 　 他们照下了四千张他逃离银行的照片
　 　 - See? He's funny, huh?
　 　 是吧 他很逗 对吧
　 　 - Mind if I join you?
　 　 能坐你旁边吗
　 　 - I'm Clive. Clive Bixby.
　 　 我叫克里夫 克里夫·比克斯比
　 　 - Yes, I can see that. I'm Juliana.
　 　 我看到了 我叫朱莉安娜
　 　 - So, Clive, you in town for a convention,
　 　 克里夫 你是来这儿开会的
　 　 - or do you just forget your name a lot?
　 　 还是只是老记不住自己的名字
　 　 - Pretty kitty has nails.
　 　 性感小野猫爪子挺锋利嘛
　 　 - I like that.
　 　 我喜欢
　 　 - I'm in town for a trade show.
　 　 我是来参加交易会的
　 　 - I design high-end electroacoustic transducers.
　 　 我设计高级电声转换器
　 　 - Wow, that is very...
　 　 那可真是
　 　 - specific.
　 　 特别啊
　 　 - It's a fancy way of saying I get things to make noise.
　 　 意思是我能让东西叫出声
　 　 - So, what's your story?
　 　 那你呢
　 　 - Miss America Pageant in town?
　 　 你是选美佳丽吗
　 　 - You're a pretty smooth talker, Clive.
　 　 你跟女人搭讪很顺溜啊 克里夫
　 　 - I'm pretty smooth all over.
　 　 我全身上下都很"顺溜"
　 　 - Sir, there's no smoking in here.
　 　 先生 本餐厅禁止吸烟
　 　 - Oh, that's fine. I'm not actually a smoker.
　 　 好的 其实我也不抽烟
　 　 - You're quite the Boy Scout, Clive.
　 　 你真像个小童子军 克里夫
　 　 - Tell me, would you be interested in
　 　 我问你 今晚你有没兴趣
　 　 - earning a merit badge tonight?
　 　 来赢一枚小勋章呢
　 　 - Do you know anything about tying knots?
　 　 你会捆绑 会打结吗
　 　 - I probably shouldn't be talking to you.
　 　 我或许不该找你聊天的
　 　 - I'm a married man.
　 　 我是有妇之夫
　 　 - Well, I just so happen to like married men.
　 　 正好 我就喜欢有妇之夫
　 　 - Tell me about your wife.
　 　 跟我说说你妻子吧
　 　 - Well, she's beautiful, of course.
　 　 她非常漂亮 必须的
　 　 - Really? Well, if she's so very beautiful,
　 　 是吗 既然她那么漂亮
　 　 - why are you here with me?
　 　 你怎么会跟我在一起呢
　 　 - Because she's always so tired...
　 　 因为她总是很疲惫
　 　 - and she's always making lists of things for me to do.
　 　 而且她总是忙着使唤我干活儿
　 　 - Maybe if you did them she wouldn't be so tired.
　 　 也许如果你听她使唤 她就不会这么累了
　 　 - Oh no. She can make list for days.
　 　 不 她吩咐的事根本做不完
　 　 - But back to your mouth and how sexy it is.
　 　 不过说回你的性感双唇
　 　 - Mm-mmm. I wanna go back to these alleged lists
　 　 不不 我倒是想说回那些"使唤"
　 　 - and your nagging wife.
　 　 还有你那唠叨的妻子
　 　 - I'm not talking about you.
　 　 我不是在说你
　 　 - I didn't mean that. Can we try this again?
　 　 我不是那个意思 再重来一次好吗
　 　 - Yeah.
　 　 好吧
　 　 - So if your wife is so beautiful,
　 　 那既然你妻子这么漂亮
　 　 - why are you here with me?
　 　 你怎么会跟我在一起呢
　 　 - Because...
　 　 因为
　 　 - I respect her too much...
　 　 我太疼她了
　 　 - to do to her...
　 　 所以我不忍对她下手
　 　 - what I'm going to do to you?
　 　 像对你般地蹂躏她
　 　 - Oh, jackpot.
　 　 噢 中大奖了
　 　 - I'll be right back, Clive.
　 　 我一会儿就回来 克里夫
　 　 - Do you have eyes on her? Is she here?
　 　 你发现她了吗 她在这儿吗
　 　 - Two o'clock- blonde at the back table.
　 　 两点钟方向 坐在后排桌子的金发女生
　 　 - Yep. I have a visual.
　 　 明白 发现目标了
　 　 - Let's not talk like that anymore. Over.
　 　 别再用这种军事用语了 完毕
　 　 - Okay, this is it. I'm off to win the heart of my beloved.
　 　 好 就这么干 我要去赢回我的爱人
　 　 - Well, this is nice.
　 　 这真是件好事
　 　 - I mean, if we can't have our own Valentine's Day,
　 　 如果没法好好过自己的情人节
　 　 - it's nice that we can give somebody else one.
　 　 能帮别人过个好节也不错
　 　 - All right, Cam. I'm sorry.
　 　 好吧 小卡 对不起
　 　 - I'm sor- I'm sorry I have not been attentive.
　 　 我很抱歉 忽视了你的精心安排
　 　 - I've been spending the last five months...
　 　 过去五个月来
　 　 - pouring my core beliefs
　 　 我呕心沥血
　 　 - into the greatest speech that I will ever write,
　 　 写出了自己最棒的讲稿
　 　 - and then that moment gets taken away.
　 　 但一切努力却付诸东流
　 　 - Hey, buddy. How'd it go?
　 　 老弟 情况如何
　 　 - I can't do it, not while Durkas is there.
　 　 我做不来 德卡斯在那儿呢
　 　 - He has the natural confidence. I admire it and fear it.
　 　 他有种天生的自信 我对他又敬又怕
　 　 - We will deal with him directly. We need a plan.
　 　 我们会搞定他的 我们得计划一下
　 　 - Could you be more dramatic?
　 　 你敢再戏剧化一点吗
　 　 - We need a plan.
　 　 我们得计划一下
　 　 - In Oregon,
　 　 在俄勒冈州
　 　 - the state legislature ratified a, uh, bill...
　 　 立法会颁布了一项法令
　 　 - that from now on
　 　 规定从今往后
　 　 - it is a crime to have sex in Oregon with a farm animal.
　 　 人和动物发生性关系将被视为犯罪
　 　 - How ugly are the women in Oregon?
　 　 俄勒冈的女人是有多丑啊
　 　 - He's funny, Jay.
　 　 杰 他太逗了
　 　 - I know. See?
　 　 对啊 没说错吧
　 　 - I can tell you're not- you're not from Oregon. -No.
　 　 我看得出来 你肯定不是从俄勒冈来的 -不是
　 　 - You are gorgeous. - Thank you.
　 　 你美极了 -谢谢
　 　 - Thank you for bringing your father to the show.
　 　 谢谢你带你爸爸来看我表演
　 　 - Oh, no. I'm her husband, Dave.
　 　 不对 我是她丈夫 大卫
　 　 - No kidding. - Yeah.
　 　 没开玩笑吧 -没呢
　 　 - What's it like to be married to someone
　 　 和他结婚的感觉如何啊
　 　 - who was there when the Bible was written?
　 　 那家伙估计和《圣经》一样老了吧
　 　 - What was it called then? Just "The Testament"?
　 　 你们那时候叫什么 就叫《箴言录》吗
　 　 - That's, uh- That's- That's good stuff.
　 　 真是 真是有意思
　 　 - Oh, now he's trying to turn out the light.
　 　 现在他就想关灯睡觉了
　 　 - Phone call. Over there.
　 　 有电话找您 在那边
　 　 - Hello? - Uh, yes. Hello.
　 　 喂 -喂 您好
　 　 - Mr. Durkas? - Yeah.
　 　 是德卡斯先生吗 -是我
　 　 - This is Don Jolly...
　 　 我是唐·卓立
　 　 - with the Great Shakes corporate office,
　 　 我是"美奶昔"公司的
　 　 - and I have good news for you.
　 　 我有个好消息告诉您
　 　 - You have been selected to take part in a random survey...
　 　 您被抽中参与我们的调查
　 　 - that you could win cash and prizes.
　 　 而且您将获得现金奖励
　 　 - Does that sound like something you'd be interested in?
　 　 您有兴趣参加我们的活动吗
　 　 - Yeah, sure.
　 　 好啊 当然
　 　 - Okay, just a few simple questions for you.
　 　 好的 我们只是问您几个小问题
　 　 - Would you please rank your favorite ice creams
　 　 您能否根据自己的喜好
　 　 - at Great Shakes from least favorite to favorite?
　 　 把美奶昔的冰激凌排一下序
　 　 - I don't know 'em by heart.
　 　 我其实也不太熟悉产品
　 　 - There should be a menu right there to your right.
　 　 您右手边应该就有一本菜单
　 　 - To your right. Mm-hmm. There you go.
　 　 在你右边 好了 开始吧
　 　 - Oh. Hi, Manny.
　 　 你好 曼尼
　 　 - Hi, Fiona. Can I join you?
　 　 你好 菲奥娜 我能坐下吗
　 　 - I guess so. -Thanks.
　 　 可以吧 -谢谢
　 　 - And you don't have to worry about him cheating. That's for sure.
　 　 你不必担心他会出轨 那是肯定的
　 　 - Because if he does, you'll catch him...
　 　 如果他出轨了 你肯定会发现的
　 　 - when he comes home with two sets of teeth in his mouth.
　 　 因为他回家时嘴里肯定有两副假牙
　 　 - Yeah.
　 　 是啊
　 　 - So tell me, on the wedding night, what-what did he do?
　 　 给我们说说 他在新婚之夜表现如何
　 　 - Did he say he wanted to change into something comfortable
　 　 他是不是说想换个舒服的做爱姿势
　 　 - and go into a coma?
　 　 然后就一睡不起了
　 　 - Listen, I gotta use the men's room. - Nuh-uh.
　 　 我想去去洗手间 -别去嘛
　 　 - I gotta use the men's room. I'll be right back.
　 　 我必须去一趟 马上就回来
　 　 - Where you going? Wait a minute.
　 　 你要去哪儿 等会儿
　 　 - I'm only joking. That's what I do.
　 　 我只是开玩笑的 我就是干这个的
　 　 - You know, you're way younger than I am.
　 　 你比我可年轻多了
　 　 - You just don't look it.
　 　 你只是看着显老
　 　 - Clive, I have a little something for you.
　 　 克里夫 我有点儿小东西给你
　 　 - What is it?
　 　 是什么
　 　 - My dress.
　 　 我的裙子
　 　 - My bra. - Oh, my g
　 　 我的胸罩 -我的天
　 　 - My underwear.
　 　 我的小内内
　 　 - My God. - Yeah.
　 　 我的天 -嗯嗯
　 　 - What do you say we take this upstairs?
　 　 要不我们拿着这些上楼去吧
　 　 - This is so much better than cheesy garlic bread.
　 　 这比吃意大利菜好太多了
　 　 - Chocolate. - Uh-huh. Go on.
　 　 巧克力味 -好的 继续
　 　 - Vanilla. - I'm taking copious notes.
　 　 香草味 -我正记着呢
　 　 - Keep goin', Mr. Durkas.
　 　 您继续说 德卡斯先生
　 　 - So, why would Ted say he wrote the poem if he didn't?
　 　 如果诗不是泰德写的 他为什么骗人呢
　 　 - Maybe because you're the cutest girl in school,
　 　 也许是因为你是校花
　 　 - and you have a laugh that makes science lab seem like recess.
　 　 而且你回眸一笑就倾国倾城
　 　 - Would you be more or less inclined
　 　 那你愿不愿意
　 　 - to visit a Great Shakes establishment...
　 　 去"美奶昔"公司做客
　 　 - if you knew your satisfaction was guaranteed?
　 　 如果你事先知道你的愿望都会被满足
　 　 - That's a dumb question. - Excuse me.
　 　 真是个傻逼问题 -不好意思
　 　 - It is not a dumb question, Mr.
　 　 我这问题不傻逼 先生
　 　 - Tarnation! He hung up. - Then you can drop the accent.
　 　 该死 他挂了 -那你不必装那口音了
　 　 - Delgado. What are you doing here?
　 　 迪尔加多 你在这儿干嘛
　 　 - Discussing poetry. Maybe you'll like to recite some of yours.
　 　 在讨论诗歌呢 你想背诵一下你的作品吗
　 　 - I'm not gonna recite anything.
　 　 我才不背什么东西呢
　 　 - Just admit you didn't write the poem.
　 　 承认吧 那首诗根本不是你写的
　 　 - I don't know what he's talking about.
　 　 我不知道他在说什么
　 　 - Get out of here before you get your butt kicked.
　 　 赶紧滚蛋 别逼我揍你一顿
　 　 - I'm going over there. - No, I got this.
　 　 我要过去一下 -不 我来吧
　 　 - Whoa! Whoa, sir! Sir? Turn around.
　 　 喂 喂 先生 先生 转回去
　 　 - Sir, you have no right
　 　 先生 你无权
　 　 - to claim ownership of another person's work.
　 　 把他人的作品据为己有
　 　 - Who are you?
　 　 你算老几
　 　 - I'm a lawyer.
　 　 我是个律师
　 　 - You have a lawyer?
　 　 你还有律师啊
　 　 - It is one thing to lie,
　 　 你说谎是一回事
　 　 - but then to bully this young man- it's unforgivable.
　 　 但你竟然接着又欺负这位年轻人 简直不可饶恕
　 　 - And this is what's wrong with the world today.
　 　 这就是当今世界的不公平
　 　 - The big guy...
　 　 大块头
　 　 - thinks that he can roll right over the little guy...
　 　 自以为能凌驾于小家伙之上
　 　 - until the little guy says, "Enough."
　 　 直到小家伙说"够了"
　 　 - And that's what this little guy's doing
　 　 而那正是这位小家伙要做的
　 　 - right here, right now.
　 　 就在此时 此刻
　 　 - Can we stop calling me "Little guy"? I'm in the 40th percentile.
　 　 能别再叫我"小家伙"了吗 我还不算矮的呢
　 　 - Shh. I got this.
　 　 嘘 看我的吧
　 　 - Ted Durkas clearly did not write that poem.
　 　 泰德·德卡斯 显然没有写那首诗
　 　 - I know it. He knows it.
　 　 我清楚 他心里也清楚
　 　 - Deep down in your heart, Fiona
　 　 你好好问问自己 菲奥娜
　 　 - You know it too.
　 　 你一定也清楚
　 　 - Shame!
　 　 可耻啊
　 　 - Fine! Whatever. I stole his stupid poem.
　 　 好吧 随便了 我是偷了他的傻逼诗
　 　 - You did? - I told you.
　 　 你偷的 -我就说嘛
　 　 - There you go.
　 　 认罪吧
　 　 - I only did it because I had the feelings,
　 　 我这么做 是因为我有此深情
　 　 - I just didn't know how to show 'em.
　 　 我只是不知道如何向你表达
　 　 - Really? That's the sweetest thing anyone's ever done for me.
　 　 真的吗 从来没人对我做如此甜蜜的事
　 　 - You've gotta be kidding me.
　 　 开什么玩笑啊
　 　 - Let's get out of here. This chick's crazy. - Seriously.
　 　 走吧 这妞儿是个二逼青年 -绝对的
　 　 - I've never seen you like that.
　 　 我从没见过你如此霸气啊
　 　 - You have no idea how good that felt.
　 　 你无法想象那种感觉有多爽
　 　 - Well, happy Valentine's Day, counselor.
　 　 情人节快乐 律师先生
　 　 - This is all happening so fast, Juliana.
　 　 我们发展得真快啊 朱莉安娜
　 　 - I know, and I have to be home to my husband by midnight.
　 　 是啊 而且我午夜之前必须赶回家陪老公
　 　 - Ooh, a twist.
　 　 哟 纠结的剧情
　 　 - Phil! Phil, my coat is stuck.
　 　 菲尔 菲尔 我的外套卡住了
　 　 - Who's Phil? - No, not now! Seriously.
　 　 菲尔是谁 -不 别闹了 认真点儿
　 　 - My coat is stuck. - Oh, oh. Honey, take off your coat!
　 　 我的外套卡住了 -宝贝 快把外套脱掉
　 　 - Are you kidding me? Pull it. - Oh, my goodness.
　 　 开什么玩笑啊 快拔 -我的天啊
　 　 - Pull it. Come on. Come on.
　 　 快拔 用力 用力
　 　 - Oh, boy. Not good. Not good.
　 　 天呐 这回完了 这回完了
　 　 - Okay. Okay. Okay.
　 　 好了 好了 好了
　 　 - Come on up. Treat 'em like they're regular stairs.
　 　 快上来吧 就当是爬楼梯了
　 　 - It's okay. - Come on through.
　 　 没事了 -快过去吧
　 　 - Happy Valentine's Day. You look lovely.
　 　 情人节快乐 您真美
　 　 - So do you. Not in a weird way. - Yeah.
　 　 您也美 我没别的意思 -我懂
　 　 - How are you? Hi. - Hi.
　 　 你好 嗨 -嗨
　 　 - Happy Valentine's- - Let me just get in here.
　 　 情人节快乐 -让我来弄弄
　 　 - Let me get in here.
　 　 让我来弄弄
　 　 - Okay? - Phil?
　 　 好的 -菲尔
　 　 - Hey, Tom. - Hi.
　 　 嘿 汤姆 -嘿
　 　 - How are you? Honey
　 　 你好啊 亲爱的
　 　 - Claire, you remember Tom Mickleson from the office
　 　 克莱尔 还记得我同事汤姆·麦克森吗
　 　 - and his wife, Susan. - I do. Hey.
　 　 还有他妻子 苏珊 -记得 你们好
　 　 - Is your coat stuck?
　 　 你的外套卡住了吗
　 　 - It is. It really is. It's in there pretty darn good.
　 　 是啊 卡得死死的了
　 　 - Why don't you take it off?
　 　 何不脱下来呢
　 　 - Um, I'm freezing cold.
　 　 我...觉得很冷
　 　 - At least let me give it a shot.
　 　 来吧 让我试试
　 　 - Oh, I don't think... - No, no, no. I got it.
　 　 不必了吧 -没事没事 看我的
　 　 - Mr. And Mrs. Dunphy? - Hey.
　 　 邓菲先生 夫人 -嗨
　 　 - Principal Balaban. - Hey, how are you?
　 　 巴拉班校长 -你好啊
　 　 - Who's Clive Bixby?
　 　 克里夫·比克斯比是谁啊
　 　 - Oh, uh, he makes speakers.
　 　 他是个推销扩音器的
　 　 - He's actually in town for a trade show. - Phil.
　 　 他是来参加交易会的 -菲尔
　 　 - My, are you stuck?
　 　 天 你被卡住了吗
　 　 - Yeah, I am. A little bit.
　 　 是啊 有点儿
　 　 - Why don't you take off that coat?
　 　 何不把外套脱了呢
　 　 - Um, I'm chilly.
　 　 我怕冷
　 　 - It's really jammed in here.
　 　 真是卡死在这儿了
　 　 - Let me in there. I'll get you. - No, I think we're okay.
　 　 让我过去试试 我帮你 -不必了 我们没事
　 　 - Mrs. Dunphy?
　 　 邓菲太太
　 　 - Are you kidding me?
　 　 开什么玩笑啊
　 　 - Hi! Luke's math teacher, Ms. Passwater.
　 　 嗨 这位是卢克的数学老师 帕斯沃小姐
　 　 - "Passwater."
　 　 "拍死我"
　 　 - Ah, Jay, papi, don't pay attention to what he's saying.
　 　 老杰 别在意他说的
　 　 - He's just being funny.
　 　 他只是开玩笑的
　 　 - Because he points out the truth.
　 　 但他说的是事实
　 　 - Those people were laughing because they saw it too.
　 　 观众们笑是因为他们也觉得确实如此
　 　 - What do you care what they think? - I don't.
　 　 你干嘛在意他们怎么想 -我不在意
　 　 - I care what you think.
　 　 我在意你怎么想
　 　 - I love you. You're my valentine.
　 　 我爱你 你是我的爱人
　 　 - Yeah, for now.
　 　 只是现在而已
　 　 - But what about when I'm 80
　 　 等我80岁了呢
　 　 - and I'm in a wheelchair, on oxygen?
　 　 我坐在轮椅上 插着氧气管
　 　 - You still gonna want me?
　 　 你还会要我吗
　 　 - Do you think I'm so shallow
　 　 你以为我如此肤浅吗
　 　 - that I'm gonna leave you when you're old?
　 　 你老了我就会抛弃你吗
　 　 - What if I gain a hundred pounds? You gonna leave me then?
　 　 如果我胖了100磅 你会抛弃我吗
　 　 - No. - What's with the pause?
　 　 不会 -你怎么犹豫了一下
　 　 - Well, it's not exactly fair.
　 　 你这假设不公平啊
　 　 - I mean, I have to get old. You don't have to get fat.
　 　 我变老是必然的 可你不一定会变胖
　 　 - If I want to get fat, I get fat.
　 　 要是我想变胖 就能变胖
　 　 - Okay, fine. And if you do,
　 　 那好 如果你胖了
　 　 - I'll be there. You'll see.
　 　 我也会守着你 不信你试试
　 　 - Yeah, watch me. Watch me, how I get fat.
　 　 是啊 你看我怎么变胖
　 　 - I can get fat. - And I'll be there.
　 　 我能变胖的 -那我也会守着你
　 　 - Good.
　 　 很好
　 　 - You wanna go back in? - No.
　 　 你还想回去看戏吗 -不去了
　 　 - I got a better idea.
　 　 我有个更好的主意
　 　 - Let's go salsa dancing. This guy's not that funny.
　 　 我们去跳莎莎舞吧 那家伙也不怎么有趣
　 　 - Perfect.
　 　 好极了
　 　 - We're good! We're good! I talked to Maintenance.
　 　 好了 好了 我打给维修部了
　 　 - They're- They're- They're coming, so go on ahead.
　 　 他们 他们马上就来 大家忙去吧
　 　 - See you guys. See you later.
　 　 再见 回头见吧
　 　 - See you in school. Good to see you guys.
　 　 学校里见 见到你们真开心
　 　 - Maintenance is gonna take care of it.
　 　 维修部的人会解决的
　 　 - So we're fine. - Okay. Okay, how long till they get here?
　 　 我们得救了 -好吧 好吧 他们要多久才到
　 　 - I was faking it. No one's coming for us.
　 　 我是骗他们的 没人来救我们
　 　 - Well, then, go and get them! Hurry!
　 　 那就去找人啊 快点儿
　 　 - That was the most embarrassing moment of my life.
　 　 此刻是我这辈子最糗的时刻
　 　 - Claire! Phil!
　 　 克莱尔 菲尔
　 　 - Stand by.
　 　 淡定
　 　 - What, did you get your belt stuck?
　 　 怎么了 腰带卡住了吗
　 　 - I did. Yeah.
　 　 是啊 卡住了
　 　 - Take your coat off. Here, let me help you.
　 　 那把外套脱了呗 我帮你吧
　 　 - No, no, Dad. Dad, I'm fine. - Come on!
　 　 别别 老爸 我没事 -得了吧
　 　 - What are you, naked under there?
　 　 莫非你里面没穿衣服吗
　 　 - Aw, geez. - It's okay.
　 　 我靠 -没关系
　 　 - I got this. - Okay.
　 　 让我来吧 -好吧
　 　 - Claire, follow my lead. - Okay.
　 　 克莱尔 照我说的办 -好的
　 　 - Okay.
　 　 好吧
　 　 - Wow. - Okay.
　 　 哇塞 -好了
　 　 - Thank you. - It has happened to me before.
　 　 谢谢 -我以前也有同样的经历
　 　 - That was impressive.
　 　 她真有一手啊
　 　 - Take it down a notch, Clive.
　 　 克里夫 下次玩点正常的吧
　 　 - You okay? - Yeah. I'm good.
　 　 你还好吧 -嗯 挺好
　 　 - All right. - I'm good.
　 　 好吧 -我没事
　 　 - Happy Valentine's Day. - Happy Valentine's Day.
　 　 情人节快乐 -情人节快乐
　 　 - Chao. - Okay. See ya.
　 　 再见 -再见
　 　 - Bye. Good night.
　 　 再见 晚安
　 　 - Oh. That's
　 　 哎呀妈呀
　 　 - Sorry. See you, guys.
　 　 不好意思 再见吧
　 　 - Hi, honey.
　 　 喂 宝贝
　 　 - Hey, I just wanted to tell you how great you were last night.
　 　 嗨 我就是想告诉你 你昨晚真棒
　 　 - Uh, Phil... - Sorry I got the, uh- the oil everywhere, but, hey"
　 　 菲尔 -对不起 我把油弄得到处都是
　 　 - Uh, sweetie. - They're not our sheets, right?
　 　 亲爱的 -幸好不是自家的床单
　 　 - Honey- Honey, remember when the salesman told us...
　 　 宝贝 还记得卖车的人怎么说的吗
　 　 - that the Sienna was built with the whole family in mind?
　 　 他说"丰田塞纳是适合全家人的车"
　 　 - Yeah. Well, the whole family just heard that.
　 　 全家人都听见你刚刚说的话了
　 　 - Uh- Uh- Guess
　 　 囧 看来
　 　 - I guess the Bluetooth works.
　 　 看来蓝牙对讲挺好用的嘛
　 　 - Mmm. - Why did you have oil?
　 　 嗯嗯 -你们用油干嘛
　 　 - Because, buddy, we were making French fries.
　 　 因为啊 小弟 我们在做炸薯条啊
　 　 - In your room?
　 　 在你卧室里炸啊
　 　 - Why don't you guys just pop in a DVD?
　 　 要不你们播张DVD看吧
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　 　 - What am I most afraid of? Hmm. Let's see.
　 　 我最怕什么 让我想想
　 　 - Global warming... and getting a "B."
　 　 全球变暖 还有考试拿B
　 　 - The phone ringing in the middle of the night.
　 　 午夜凶铃
　 　 - That I'm too much of a perfectionist.
　 　 怕自己太过追求完美
　 　 - Honey, this isn't a job interview.
　 　 亲爱的 这不是应聘面试
　 　 - Oh, man.
　 　 噢 老天
　 　 - Job interviews.
　 　 最怕应聘面试
　 　 - Nothing. - Yeah, right. What about the pigeons?
　 　 我无所畏惧 -对哦 那鸽子呢
　 　 - Oh, I don't like them. They're shifty.
　 　 我不喜欢鸽子 太奸诈
　 　 - Losing Mitchell. - Oh!
　 　 失去米奇尔 -噢
　 　 - Hotel bedspreads. - Ooh.
　 　 酒店床单 -呃
　 　 - Never getting my driver's license.
　 　 拿不到驾照
　 　 - Or getting one and the picture sucks.
　 　 或者是驾照上的照片很丑
　 　 - Dying alone.
　 　 孤独终老
　 　 - Oh, Haley, sweetie, did you find your shoes?
　 　 海莉 亲爱的 找到你的鞋了吗
　 　 - Mom, please, not today.
　 　 妈 拜托今天别烦我
　 　 - I just wanted to know if you found your shoes.
　 　 我只想知道你找到鞋没
　 　 - Why are you hounding me? I'm freaking out right now.
　 　 别缠着我了 我现在紧张死了
　 　 - You need to relax. It's just a driver's test.
　 　 放松 不过是路考而已
　 　 - It's my third driver's test, and if I fail again,
　 　 是我的第三次路考 如果再考不过
　 　 - I have to wait six months to retake it.
　 　 要等六个月才能再考
　 　 - That's six more months of you driving me everywhere.
　 　 意味着还要坐半年你开的车
　 　 - Then I'm, like, "There's no way I'm wearing that."
　 　 然后我就说"我绝对不会穿的"
　 　 - And she was, like. "Well, if you don't wear it, -Like
　 　 她就说"如果你不穿 -别老说"就"
　 　 - then you can't play."
　 　 那就没得玩"
　 　 - And then I was, like, "That's fine by me." - Honey, like.
　 　 然后我就说"我无所谓" -亲爱的 就
　 　 - And then she was, like, "Well, if you don't play" - Like! Like!
　 　 然后她就说"如果你不玩" -就就
　 　 - Mom! -Stop! Stop saying "Like" All the time.
　 　 妈 -别老说"就"了
　 　 - You're embarrassing me! - Stop it! Like, like, like, like, aah!
　 　 别给我丢脸 -别说了 就就就
　 　 - Haley. Found your jacket.
　 　 海莉 我找到你的外套了
　 　 - Why is everyone on me? God!
　 　 怎么都跟我过不去 我的神啊
　 　 - Ignore her. - She can't focus on two things at once.
　 　 别管她 -她一心不能二用
　 　 - Always a good quality in a driver.
　 　 这对司机来说倒是好品质
　 　 - Sweetie, we need to get you some shoes for the dance tonight.
　 　 宝贝 我们得去给你买今晚穿的舞鞋
　 　 - No, we don't. I'm not going.
　 　 不需要 我不去
　 　 - What are you talking about?
　 　 你说什么
　 　 - Why would you not be going to the dance?
　 　 你为什么不去跳舞
　 　 - Because school dances are lame.
　 　 因为学校的舞会很没劲
　 　 - A bunch of immature boys
　 　 一群稚嫩男生
　 　 - trying to impress you with how cool they are...
　 　 表面上假装成熟
　 　 - when they're really just a bunch of dorks.
　 　 实则是乳臭未干的呆瓜
　 　 - Ready to go down under, mate?
　 　 准备好去下面探险了吗 伙伴
　 　 - Yes.
　 　 是的
　 　 - What are you doing?
　 　 你们要干什么
　 　 - Treasure hunting.
　 　 寻宝
　 　 - A few days ago, the cable guy was under the house.
　 　 几天前 有线电视修理工去了屋子下面
　 　 - When he was leaving, he said to Haley,
　 　 他走的时候 跟海莉说
　 　 - "Wow. That's quite a collection you've got down there."
　 　 "哇 下面的藏品真丰富"
　 　 - Here's the thing. We have no idea what he's talking about.
　 　 问题是 我们不知道下面有什么
　 　 - All week, Luke and I have been getting more and more
　 　 整个星期以来 卢克和我越来越好奇
　 　 - excited about what it could be.
　 　 那些东西是什么
　 　 - I bet it's really cool old magazines.
　 　 我猜是很酷的旧杂志
　 　 - Yeah. Or a bunch of necklaces made out of animal teeth.
　 　 有可能 或者是动物牙齿做的项链
　 　 - Or bugs frozen in amber.
　 　 或者是虫子琥珀
　 　 - What if it's really expensive bottles of wine?
　 　 如果是几瓶好酒呢
　 　 - Or a suit of armor.
　 　 或者是一套盔甲
　 　 - What if there's ancient Indian arrowheads under there?
　 　 如果是古老的印第安箭头呢
　 　 - What if it's gold bars? - Oh, you think?
　 　 说不定是金条呢 -你觉得是吗
　 　 - For God sakes, why don't you go under the house and look?
　 　 神啊 你们为什么不直接去下面看看
　 　 - Hey, Cam. Cam, where did we get this dolly from?
　 　 小卡 这个娃娃从哪来的
　 　 - From Janice and Olivia.
　 　 珍妮丝和奥利维亚给的
　 　 - They brought it over yesterday. Lily loves it.
　 　 她们昨天拿过来的 莉莉很喜欢
　 　 - Seems a little frilly, you know, coming from them.
　 　 有太多"蕾丝边"了 就跟她们一样
　 　 - What, because they're lesbians?
　 　 就因为她们是拉拉吗
　 　 - That's sort of an offense stereotype, don't you think?
　 　 你不觉得这是偏见吗
　 　 - Yeah, I suppose. I'm sorry.
　 　 是啊 抱歉
　 　 - Oh, hey, did they bring back our coffee maker?
　 　 她们把咖啡机还回来了吗
　 　 - No. It was too big. They were on their motorcycle.
　 　 没 太大了 她们是骑摩托车过来的
　 　 - We got off to an awkward start with our pediatrician,
　 　 我们跟莉莉的儿科医生初次见面时很尴尬
　 　 - a very nice Asian lady
　 　 她是个热心的亚裔女性
　 　 - Irrelevant. - Named Dr. Miura.
　 　 别走题 -叫作缪拉医生
　 　 - So I took the bold step of inviting her over for brunch.
　 　 于是我冒昧请她过来吃早午餐
　 　 - I'm sorry. Uh, bold?
　 　 抱歉 你说冒昧
　 　 - She said no patient had ever done it before.
　 　 她说之前没有病人请过她
　 　 - Yeah. Subtext, "This is weird."
　 　 是啊 潜台词就是"这很奇怪"
　 　 - I didn't hear any subtext.
　 　 我不觉得有潜台词
　 　 - Do you hear any now?
　 　 现在也觉得没有吗
　 　 - I don't even know why we're doing this.
　 　 真不知道为什么要这样
　 　 - Because what if Lily gets sick
　 　 因为万一哪天莉莉病了
　 　 - and there's a Tamiflu shortage?
　 　 抗病毒药又短缺了
　 　 - Who do you think's gonna get that medicine?
　 　 你觉得谁会拿到药
　 　 - The patient she likes, that's who.
　 　 当然是她喜欢的病人了
　 　 - Well, maybe if you bake her a cake,
　 　 那你给她烤个蛋糕
　 　 - she'll give us free X-rays.
　 　 也许就能免费照X光了
　 　 - It's all about making connections.
　 　 要套近乎 搞好交情
　 　 - Why do you think the dentist gives me all that free stuff?
　 　 你以为牙医为什么老免费送我东西
　 　 - Um, because he's a huge queen and he has a big crush on you.
　 　 因为他是个女王受 对你情深难自拔
　 　 - Really? Do you think so?
　 　 真的吗 你这么觉得吗
　 　 - Mom? - Hmm?
　 　 妈妈 -怎么了
　 　 - I have a fever.
　 　 我发烧了
　 　 - Ay, mi amor. Come here and I feel you.
　 　 宝贝 过来让我摸摸看
　 　 - Ooh. I don't wanna get you sick. It could be fatal.
　 　 我不想传染给你 可能会致命的
　 　 - Then by all means, stand next to me.
　 　 那站在我身边就可以吗
　 　 - Let me feel you.
　 　 让我量一下你的体温
　 　 - Ay, papi, but you're not warm.
　 　 宝贝 你没有发烧
　 　 - Uh, probably because you were cooking and your hands are warm.
　 　 可能是因为你在做饭 手温高
　 　 - I better skip the party tomorrow just to be safe.
　 　 我明天还是不去参加派对了 安全起见
　 　 - Oh. Yeah, the party.
　 　 是啊 明天的派对
　 　 - What? - The party.
　 　 怎么了 -派对啊
　 　 - I understand about 20% of what goes on around here.
　 　 我只明白了五分之一
　 　 - The party is at an amusement park,
　 　 明天的派对在游乐场举办
　 　 - and Manny's afraid of roller coasters. - Poor kid.
　 　 曼尼怕坐过山车 -可怜的孩子
　 　 - I don't know where he gets his fear from...
　 　 不知道他的胆小是遗传谁的
　 　 - because his father's not afraid of anything.
　 　 他的爸爸什么都不怕
　 　 - No bulls, no heights,
　 　 不怕公牛 不恐高
　 　 - no helicopters, no fast cars
　 　 不怕电梯和高速行驶的车
　 　 - But go to dinner with him and wait for the check to come.
　 　 但是跟他一起去吃饭 等结账的时候
　 　 - Then you'll see fear in his eyes.
　 　 你可以从他眼里看到恐惧
　 　 - Like the waiter's a ghost.
　 　 好像服务生是鬼似的
　 　 - Excited? - Yeah.
　 　 兴奋吗 -是啊
　 　 - We're like Ponce de Leon and his son, Little Ponce.
　 　 我们就像庞塞·德莱昂和他儿子小庞塞
　 　 - Who's that? - Famous treasure hunters.
　 　 他们是谁 -著名的寻宝家
　 　 - His name was Ponce? He'd get made fun of at my school.
　 　 他叫庞塞 他在我们学校会被嘲笑的
　 　 - They'd probably call him "Pants."
　 　 他们可能会叫他"瓶塞"
　 　 - Pants.
　 　 瓶塞
　 　 - Or maybe, um, "Fancy Ponce."
　 　 或者"高级皮条客"
　 　 - That's a good one.
　 　 这个说得好
　 　 - All right.
　 　 好了
　 　 - Let's do this.
　 　 我们开始吧
　 　 - You okay, Dad? - Yeah. Yeah, I am.
　 　 你还好吧 爸爸 -恩 我还好
　 　 - Yep. Gonna take a little more
　 　 没事 这个算什么
　 　 - than getting trapped in a small, dark space with a wild animal
　 　 困在黑漆漆的小洞里 与野兽共舞
　 　 - to rattle your old man. - All right.
　 　 可吓不到你老爸 -好吧
　 　 - You never want your kids to see you scared.
　 　 当父亲的永远都不想在孩子面前露怯
　 　 - You wanna be that rock
　 　 你想成为他们心中的坚石
　 　 - that they can grab ahold of in a stormy sea.
　 　 在暴风来临时让他们依靠
　 　 - Actually, a rock would sink. So a floating rock.
　 　 实际上 石头会沉底 那就当漂浮的石头
　 　 - Let's start over. It's windy, and you've got a lot of papers.
　 　 重新说一遍 风很大 你有很多张纸在手
　 　 - Okay. Let's do this, buddy.
　 　 好了 我们开始吧
　 　 - Okay! Good recon.
　 　 好了 侦查成功
　 　 - Got the lay of the land, so
　 　 知道地形了 所以
　 　 - Aren't we going in?
　 　 我们不进去吗
　 　 - Yep, we are.
　 　 不 我们进去
　 　 - But won't it be fun if we did it with ski goggles and barbecue tools?
　 　 但是用上滑雪护目镜和烧烤工具会更有趣吧
　 　 - I guess. - Yeah.
　 　 应该是的 -对
　 　 - Yeah. Let's do that. - All right.
　 　 就这么干 -好的
　 　 - Can I just say that is a lovely outfit.
　 　 我想说你这身衣服真好看
　 　 - Oh. Thank you.
　 　 谢谢
　 　 - Well, it's just nice to see you out of your lab coat.
　 　 你不穿白大褂挺好看的
　 　 - You actually have quite a nice figure.
　 　 你身材很好
　 　 - Take it down a notch.
　 　 差不多行了
　 　 - We're trying to make a friend, not initiate a three-way.
　 　 我们是在结交朋友 不是找3P伙伴
　 　 - Lily looks great.
　 　 莉莉看起来很健康
　 　 - Do you think so?
　 　 真的吗
　 　 - Shouldn't she have more teeth?
　 　 她的牙齿不够多吧
　 　 - I see these kids running around at the park,
　 　 我看公园里跑来跑去的孩子们
　 　 - and they look like sharks.
　 　 牙齿锋利得像鲨鱼
　 　 - Don't worry. She's perfect. Aren't you, Lily?
　 　 不用担心 她很好 是不是呀莉莉
　 　 - Oh, look how calm she is with you.
　 　 她跟你一起好乖
　 　 - She's usually very fidgety around new people.
　 　 一般见到生人她都没这么安静的
　 　 - Well, I just think she senses
　 　 她大概是觉得
　 　 - you're gonna be a good friend for her...
　 　 你会是她在平日里
　 　 - during good times and- and flu season.
　 　 和流感季节的好朋友
　 　 - Mommy.
　 　 妈咪
　 　 - Did she just
　 　 她刚刚...
　 　 - Did she just say
　 　 她刚刚说...
　 　 - Well, her first word...
　 　 她开口说的第一个字
　 　 - was every gay father's worst nightmare.
　 　 是每一个男同父亲最糟的噩梦
　 　 - "Mommy." - Oh.
　 　 "妈咪" -心绞痛
　 　 - Jay, he won't admit it,
　 　 杰 他不承认
　 　 - but I know that Manny's sad because he's missing the party.
　 　 但是我知道曼尼因为错过派对而伤心
　 　 - Why don't we take him somewhere to take his mind off it, hmm?
　 　 我们带他出去散散心吧
　 　 - I could have guessed he'd have trouble with roller coasters.
　 　 我就知道他怕过山车
　 　 - That kid gets woozy at barbershops
　 　 每次他坐在理发店的转椅上
　 　 - when they spin his chair towards the mirror.
　 　 店员把他转向镜子 他都会头晕
　 　 - How about we take him to the pier and go fishing, huh? Manny!
　 　 带他去码头钓鱼怎么样 曼尼
　 　 - He likes to fish? - Yeah.
　 　 他喜欢钓鱼 -是啊
　 　 - He comes from a long line of fishermen and smugglers.
　 　 他的祖上都是渔夫和走私贩
　 　 - But I encourage the fishing.
　 　 但我支持钓鱼
　 　 - Manny, you like to fish?
　 　 曼尼 你喜欢钓鱼吗
　 　 - Fishing? Yeah.
　 　 钓鱼 喜欢啊
　 　 - You want to go to the pier today?
　 　 今天想去码头吗
　 　 - Is this a trick to see if I'm really sick? - No.
　 　 是要测试我有没有生病吗 -不是的
　 　 - Maybe the fresh air will make you feel better.
　 　 也许新鲜空气会让你好受点
　 　 - Well, then yeah, 'cause there's no place
　 　 那好啊 因为没有什么地方
　 　 - where I'm more at one with - just get your coat.
　 　 能让我更加... -滚去拿你的外套吧
　 　 - Are you nervous? - Shut up, Alex.
　 　 你紧张吗 -闭嘴艾丽克斯
　 　 - I was just asking. I'd be nervous if I were you.
　 　 我只是问问 换做我肯定会紧张
　 　 - Alex, leave your sister alone. She's gonna be fine.
　 　 艾丽克斯 别惹你姐姐 她没事的
　 　 - As long as I don't get the same guy. He's so mean.
　 　 只要不是同一个监考员 他很刻薄
　 　 - You probably will. - You won't.
　 　 很可能会遇上 -不会的
　 　 - He hates me. -He doesn't hate you.
　 　 他讨厌我 -他不讨厌你
　 　 - He yelled at me. - You drove into the bushes.
　 　 他吼我 -你把车开到灌木丛里去了
　 　 - Oh, no. It's him. Please don't be for me. Please don't be for me.
　 　 天啊 是他 别叫我 别叫我
　 　 - Please don't be for me. Please don't be me. Hi.
　 　 别叫我 别叫我 你好
　 　 - Oh, thank God.
　 　 谢天谢地
　 　 - Well, come on. I don't have all day.
　 　 快来 我待会还有事
　 　 - I'm gonna throw up.
　 　 我要吐了
　 　 - Okay, no. This is what you're gonna do.
　 　 不会的 你这样办
　 　 - You're gonna get in that car, put on your seat belt...
　 　 你进到车里 系好安全带
　 　 - and take three deep breaths and relax.
　 　 深呼吸三下 放松
　 　 - This guy sees hundreds of kids every day.
　 　 那家伙每天见几百个小孩
　 　 - He probably doesn't even remember you, all right? - Okay.
　 　 他很可能不记得你了好吗 -好的
　 　 - Yo. Let's move it, two strikes.
　 　 开始了 两次不过的
　 　 - That's more than three breaths, honey.
　 　 这不止三下深呼吸了 亲爱的
　 　 - See how much better this is?
　 　 这次好多了吧
　 　 - The truck goes in. It gets video.
　 　 把卡车放进去 拍摄视频
　 　 - And then we get a preview of whatever's in there.
　 　 然后我们就能知道下面有什么了
　 　 - How ingenious is that, huh?
　 　 多妙啊
　 　 - Are you just scared to go in?
　 　 你是害怕不敢进去吗
　 　 - Why would you say that?
　 　 怎么这么说
　 　 - Well, when you stuck your head in, you screamed a little.
　 　 你把头伸进去的时候 尖叫了一下
　 　 - I told you. That was the house settling.
　 　 跟你说了 那是房子的声音
　 　 - Besides, this is so much cooler. This is how NASA does it.
　 　 再说这样酷多了 航天航空局就这样
　 　 - Now, hand me the ltty Bitty Book Light.
　 　 现在把迷你读书灯递给我
　 　 - Yeah. Final piece of the puzzle.
　 　 行了 这就完工了
　 　 - Blast off.
　 　 冲啊
　 　 - Hey, Dad? - Yeah?
　 　 爸爸 -恩
　 　 - How are you supposed to steer if you don't know where you're
going?
　 　 不知道路 你怎么控制车的方向呢
　 　 - Stay in the present, buddy. Gotta do it by feel.
　 　 时刻注意着 靠感觉了
　 　 - Gotta get all Jedi on it.
　 　 就像绝地武士那样
　 　 - Did you just lose my truck? - No.
　 　 你把我的车弄丢了吗 -没有
　 　 - You just lost my truck! - No, I didn't!
　 　 你把我的车弄丢了 -我没有
　 　 - That was my truck! Grandpa just gave it to me!
　 　 那是我的车 外公才送给我的
　 　 - I told you to stay in the present! - Stop yelling!
　 　 跟你说了要时刻注意着的 -别吼我
　 　 - Truce? - Yeah. Sorry.
　 　 休战 -好的 抱歉
　 　 - This is delicious.
　 　 真美味
　 　 - Oh. Thank you.
　 　 谢谢
　 　 - The recipe's from the now-defunct Gourmet magazine.
　 　 食谱来自《已故美食家》杂志
　 　 - Why do all the things I love go away?
　 　 为何我所爱之物都要离我而去
　 　 - Look, I don't even think she said the "M" Word.
　 　 听我说 我觉得她没说那个词
　 　 - No, we heard it. It was clear as day.
　 　 不 我们听到了 再清楚不过了
　 　 - I- I just don't know what we've done wrong.
　 　 我不知道我们做错了什么
　 　 - I quit my job so I could stay at home with her.
　 　 我特地辞职在家里带她
　 　 - But maybe it's not enough.
　 　 也许这还不够
　 　 - Maybe we're not providing her
　 　 也许我们没能满足
　 　 - with the feminine energy that she needs.
　 　 她需要的女性气息
　 　 - Yeah, I wouldn't be too concerned about that.
　 　 那个 我觉得你不必太放在心上
　 　 - You- You know it's because you're Asian, right?
　 　 你知道这是因为你是亚洲人 对吧
　 　 - Cam. - No, I'm sorry. What?
　 　 小卡 -不 抱歉 什么
　 　 - Am I just supposed to ignore the giant panda in the room?
　 　 我应该对房间里的"大熊猫"视而不见吗
　 　 - Pandas are from China. I- Well, it doesn't matter.
　 　 熊猫是中国的 而我...算了
　 　 - Okay, okay. I think what my hysterical partner
　 　 好吧 我这位歇斯底里的伴侣
　 　 - is just trying to say, if I may,
　 　 是想说 我就替你说了
　 　 - that for the first six months of her life,
　 　 莉莉生命的前六个月里
　 　 - Lily was raised by very loving Asian women, in an orphanage,
　 　 是在孤儿院由一位热心的亚洲女性抚养
　 　 - with whom she clearly bonded.
　 　 她和莉莉的感情很深
　 　 - And then suddenly you come in with all of your Asian-ness...
　 　 然后你带着你的亚洲气息来了
　 　 - and-and-and breasts and womb, lady bits
　 　 以及胸部 子宫 女性特征
　 　 - and it all just comes rushing back to her, and I
　 　 唤起了她的回忆 我...
　 　 - You guys are overreacting.
　 　 你们真的是反应过度了
　 　 - I'm sure Lily just strung a couple of random syllables together,
　 　 莉莉肯定只是随意发出了两个音节
　 　 - and they happen to sound something like that word.
　 　 听起来刚好像那个词而已
　 　 - But that's all.
　 　 仅此而已
　 　 - Do you really think that? - Of course.
　 　 你真的这么想吗 -当然
　 　 - She's right. She's right.
　 　 她说的对 她说的对
　 　 - We're being ridiculous.
　 　 我们太可笑了
　 　 - We're being ridiculous.
　 　 我们太可笑了
　 　 - Your daddies are being ridiculous.
　 　 你的爸爸们很可笑哦
　 　 - Mommy.
　 　 妈咪
　 　 - Okay. Well
　 　 好吧
　 　 - Mr. Tucker - No, no, no.
　 　 塔克先生 -不不不
　 　 - She's made her choice! She's made her choice.
　 　 她做出了决定 她要个妈妈
　 　 - All right, left turn. - Here?
　 　 好了 左转 -在这里吗
　 　 - At the intersection, yeah. - Okay.
　 　 对 在十字路口 -好的
　 　 - Left.
　 　 左转
　 　 - What? - I said left. You're going right.
　 　 什么 -我说左转 但是你右转了
　 　 - Wait. No, wait. I'm trying, okay?
　 　 不 等等 我在努力了好不好
　 　 - Pull over.
　 　 靠边停车
　 　 - No, I can do this! - Pull over now.
　 　 不 我做得到的 -立刻靠边停车
　 　 - Why are you crying?
　 　 你哭什么
　 　 - Why do you hate me?
　 　 你为什么讨厌我
　 　 - Oh, hell. Haley, I don't hate you.
　 　 要命 海莉 我不讨厌你
　 　 - You seem like a nice girl. You remind me of my daughter.
　 　 你看上去是个好女孩 让我想起了我女儿
　 　 - Which is why I want you to live a long and happy life...
　 　 所以我希望你快乐长寿
　 　 - and be safe and not hurt my daughter.
　 　 安全行车 不要伤到我女儿
　 　 - I really want my license.
　 　 我真的很想拿到驾照
　 　 - I've been practicing a lot, I swear.
　 　 我练了很久 我发誓
　 　 - You gonna drink and drive? - No, sir.
　 　 你会酒后驾驶吗 -不会的 长官
　 　 - You gonna text and drive? - No, sir.
　 　 驾驶时发短信 -不会的 长官
　 　 - All right. Let's start this from the beginning.
　 　 好吧 我们再考一次
　 　 - Could you smile first?
　 　 你能不能先笑一笑
　 　 - I'll be less nervous if you smile.
　 　 你笑的话我就不会这么紧张了
　 　 - Okay, that didn't help.
　 　 好吧 似乎没什么用
　 　 - Just go.
　 　 开车吧
　 　 - Today feels like a good day for halibut.
　 　 今天是捕大比目鱼的好日子
　 　 - Hey, Jay, did I ever tell you about the time...
　 　 杰 我有没有跟你说过
　 　 - I used peanut butter and jelly for bait
　 　 我用黄油和果冻做鱼饵
　 　 - and I caught a thresher shark?
　 　 钓到一条长尾鲨
　 　 - I don't know. You tell me a lot of funny things.
　 　 不记得了 你跟我讲过很多趣事
　 　 - Why are we going this way?
　 　 为什么从这边走
　 　 - It's just another way to go.
　 　 这边也可以到
　 　 - Uh-oh. Something's going on.
　 　 不妙 有情况
　 　 - What are you talking about?
　 　 你在说什么
　 　 - Wake up, old man.
　 　 醒醒吧 老男人
　 　 - She's trying to get me on that roller coaster.
　 　 她想让我去坐那个过山车
　 　 - No, she's not. - Yes, I am.
　 　 不 她不会的 -我就是这么想的
　 　 - What? - Told you.
　 　 什么 -我就说吧
　 　 - Manny, you have to face your fears.
　 　 曼尼 你得直面自己的恐惧
　 　 - That's why we're here?
　 　 这就是我们来这儿的目的吗
　 　 - Why didn't you let me in on your little plan?
　 　 你怎么不先跟我知会一声
　 　 - Because you're the worst liar.
　 　 因为你最不擅长说谎了
　 　 - He would have seen right through you.
　 　 他肯定会看穿你的
　 　 - I don't wanna go on the roller coaster.
　 　 我不想坐过山车
　 　 - Manny, you were afraid to light the barbecue,
　 　 曼尼 你以前不敢给烧烤点火
　 　 - but now your eyebrows have grown back...
　 　 但是现在你的眉毛已经长回来了
　 　 - and your salmon is legendary.
　 　 你烤的三文鱼超级美味
　 　 - What if I fall out? - I will catch you.
　 　 万一我掉下来呢 -我会接住你的
　 　 - That's not possible. He would crush you.
　 　 那不可能 他会把你碾成肉酱的
　 　 - What if I throw up?
　 　 要是我吐了呢
　 　 - I will clean it up. It wouldn't be the first time.
　 　 我帮你清理 反正也不是第一次
　 　 - Geez, these are new shoes.
　 　 天 我穿了双新鞋
　 　 - You're not gonna let up, are you?
　 　 你不会放弃的 是不是
　 　 - Baby, I think you know the answer.
　 　 宝贝 你心里很清楚的
　 　 - Fine. Let's get it over with.
　 　 好吧 去克服恐惧吧
　 　 - That's my boy. Vamos, Jay.
　 　 我的勇敢儿子 来吧 杰
　 　 - No, I'm not going on that. That's bad for my back.
　 　 不 我才不去 对背不好
　 　 - Your back is fine. - I got an inner-ear thing.
　 　 你的背没有受伤啊 -我耳水不平
　 　 - Oh, please. Don't tell me you're scared too. - Scared?
　 　 拜托 别告诉我你也怕这个 -怕
　 　 - What is this "Scared" Stuff from?
　 　 "怕"字从何说起
　 　 - What am I, a child? I'm not scared.
　 　 我又不是小孩子 我才不怕
　 　 - You see? You're the worst liar.
　 　 看吧 就说你不擅长说谎
　 　 - Well, if he's not going, I'm not going.
　 　 如果他不去 那我也不去
　 　 - Oh, for God's sake, fine! I'll go alone.
　 　 我的神啊 好吧 我自己去
　 　 - Here. Take my girlie purse
　 　 给你 拿好我的"女士"包
　 　 - and you my floppy hat,
　 　 你戴上我的"花边'帽
　 　 - and if you need it, there's the ladies' room.
　 　 二位如果需要的话 那边有女士洗手间
　 　 - I'm not man enough to fight this.
　 　 我的男子气概尚不足与之抗争
　 　 - Here. Hold my purse.
　 　 给你 拿好包
　 　 - Oh, hell!
　 　 要死
　 　 - What's taking them so long? - I don't know.
　 　 怎么这么久 -我不知道
　 　 - The only reason I'm not panicking is I haven't seen a giant geyser.
　 　 幸好没有间歇泉 不然我早发疯了
　 　 - You know, honey, I think I know why you don't wanna go tonight.
　 　 宝贝 我知道你今晚不想去的原因
　 　 - Because school dances are lame? - No.
　 　 因为学校舞会很没劲 -不
　 　 - 'Cause you don't know how to dance. - That's not it.
　 　 因为你不会跳舞 -才不是
　 　 - I can help you with that. Come on.
　 　 我可以帮你 来吧
　 　 - Come on. - Oh, God, no. No, Mom.
　 　 来吧 -我的天 不要 妈妈
　 　 - Oh, yeah. Back in the day, I was quite the dancer.
　 　 来吧 我曾经可是一代舞后
　 　 - Oh, my God. You and Dad together suddenly makes so much sense.
　 　 我的天 突然间明白你和老爸为何走到一起了
　 　 - Mom. Mom, stop. Stop.
　 　 妈 妈 停下来 停下来
　 　 - Please, stop. I know how to dance.
　 　 拜托 别跳了 我会跳舞
　 　 - I just don't wanna be part of that freak show.
　 　 我只是不想参与那个怪胎秀
　 　 - Sweetheart, you're a beautiful girl.
　 　 宝贝 你是个漂亮女孩
　 　 - Someone will ask you to dance.
　 　 会有人邀请你跳舞的
　 　 - I know that. It's just stupid.
　 　 我知道 但是太傻了
　 　 - Somebody will ask you.
　 　 会有人邀请你的
　 　 - Why do you keep saying that?
　 　 为什么你老说这句
　 　 - Somebody will ask you.
　 　 会有人邀请你跳舞的
　 　 - But what if they don't?
　 　 要是没有人邀请我呢
　 　 - Honey, if they don't,
　 　 亲爱的 如果他们不邀请你
　 　 - then you do the exact same thing I told your sister, okay?
　 　 那就照我跟你姐姐说的做
　 　 - Take three deep breaths and relax.
　 　 深呼吸三下 放轻松
　 　 - Even the advice I get is a hand-me-down.
　 　 我连收到的建议都是二手货
　 　 - Mom, I did it! I passed!
　 　 妈 我成功了 我考过了
　 　 - Oh, my God!
　 　 天啊
　 　 - I got my license! - Congratulations!
　 　 我拿到驾照了 -恭喜
　 　 - I have my license! I got my license!
　 　 我拿到驾照了 拿到驾照了
　 　 - Car's not in "Park." - Oh. Oops.
　 　 车还没停好 -糟糕
　 　 - You better run to that counter.
　 　 赶紧去拿驾照
　 　 - Go. Right now. - Run! Run!
　 　 现在就去 -快跑
　 　 - Still can't believe you lost my truck.
　 　 还是不敢相信你把我的卡车弄丢了
　 　 - It's gone, buddy. Let it go.
　 　 没了就是没了 伙计 忘了它吧
　 　 - You know, maybe it's better we don't solve this little mystery.
　 　 也许不去揭秘更好
　 　 - Sometimes treasure's more sparkly in your imagination.
　 　 有时想象中的宝藏更诱人
　 　 - Or it could be gold or baseball cards or pirate maps.
　 　 可能是金子 棒球卡或者海盗藏宝图
　 　 - Do you really think there could be pirate maps under there?
　 　 你真的觉得下面可能有海盗藏宝图吗
　 　 - I'm a hundred percent sure it's possible.
　 　 我敢肯定是有可能的
　 　 - All right. I'm going in. - What?
　 　 好吧 我进去 -什么
　 　 - Really? Buddy.
　 　 不是吧 伙计
　 　 - What do you see?
　 　 看到什么了
　 　 - Nothing. It's really dark in here.
　 　 什么都看不见 下面真黑
　 　 - Wait a minute. I think I see my truck.
　 　 等等 我看到我的车了
　 　 - It's right over there by the- Uh-oh.
　 　 它的旁边是...
　 　 - What? - I think I'm stuck.
　 　 怎么了 -我卡住了
　 　 - How are you stuck? -My belt loop got caught on a pipe.
　 　 卡在哪了 -我的皮带挂在管子上了
　 　 - And it's hot. - Have you tried wiggling?
　 　 管子好烫 -试着摆动一下
　 　 - Dad, it's hot! Hurry!
　 　 爸爸 好烫 快来
　 　 - I'm coming, buddy! - And hurry. There's spiders in here.
　 　 我来了伙计 -快来 下面有蜘蛛
　 　 - Coming!
　 　 就来了
　 　 - I'm sorry if we got all weird in there.
　 　 抱歉给你带来不快
　 　 - No. It was fine.
　 　 不 没事
　 　 - Well, we'd like to say it's different than how it usually is,
　 　 我们想说平时不是这样的
　 　 - but you've seen us enough to know that that's not true.
　 　 不过你也知道那是假话了
　 　 - Guys, listen.
　 　 听我说 同志们
　 　 - I had a very complicated relationship with my mother.
　 　 我和我母亲的关系不太好
　 　 - She was born in Japan- crazy traditional.
　 　 她生于日本 非常传统
　 　 - She didn't want me to become a doctor.
　 　 她不希望我成为医生
　 　 - She wanted me to get married and have kids.
　 　 她希望我结婚生子
　 　 - But my father, we would talk...
　 　 但是我父亲 可以和我沟通
　 　 - and he would actually listen to what I wanted.
　 　 他会听取我的想法
　 　 - Anyway, what I'm trying to say...
　 　 不管怎么样 我想说
　 　 - is having a mother isn't always what it's cracked up to be.
　 　 母亲的角色并不一定那么重要
　 　 - Oh! Thank you. - Well, thank you.
　 　 谢谢 -谢谢
　 　 - And if you ask me,
　 　 如果要我说
　 　 - having two fathers who care as much as you do...
　 　 能有你们两位如此慈爱的父亲
　 　 - makes Lily the luckiest little girl in the world.
　 　 莉莉真是世界上最幸运的小女孩了
　 　 - Oh! Thank you so much. - Thank you. Thank you for that.
　 　 谢谢 -谢谢你这么说
　 　 - That's very sweet. Thanks. - Thank you.
　 　 你人真好 -谢谢
　 　 - And how are things with you and your mom now?
　 　 你和你妈妈现在关系怎么样
　 　 - The only way she'll be happy is if I'm some Asian stereotype.
　 　 如果我是个典型的传统亚洲女人她就高兴了
　 　 - But that just isn't me.
　 　 但那不是我
　 　 - I didn't see those!
　 　 我不知道后面有垃圾桶
　 　 - I'm coming, buddy. - Over here.
　 　 我来了 伙计 -我在这
　 　 - That's... a spider web. Oh, God.
　 　 蜘...蛛网 要命
　 　 - My boy was in trouble,
　 　 我儿子有困难了
　 　 - so I put my fears aside, and I came to his rescue.
　 　 于是我忘却恐惧 跑去救他
　 　 - Now, does that make me a hero?
　 　 这样我算是英雄了吗
　 　 - Yes, it does.
　 　 当然是了
　 　 - Everything's gonna be okay.
　 　 不会有事的
　 　 - Hey. Everything's gonna be okay.
　 　 不会有事的
　 　 - There. - Thanks, Dad.
　 　 好了 -谢谢爸爸
　 　 - Hey, that's what dads do. Let's get out of here.
　 　 父亲就该救孩子于危难之中 我们出去吧
　 　 - I want my truck. - Really?
　 　 我想拿回我的车 -真的吗
　 　 - It was a Christmas gift.
　 　 它是我的圣诞礼物
　 　 - Could you go get it?
　 　 你能去把它捡回来吗
　 　 - Yeah. Yeah.
　 　 可以 可以
　 　 - Sure. Let's go- Let's go through it.
　 　 没问题 我们钻过去
　 　 - Yeah. There it is.
　 　 好了 就在这
　 　 - Got it.
　 　 拿到了
　 　 - You okay? -Yeah. Are you okay?
　 　 你还好吗 -嗯 你好吗
　 　 - You know what? I am okay.
　 　 你知道吗 我没事
　 　 - We did it.
　 　 我们成功了
　 　 - We're under the house.
　 　 我们到房子下面来了
　 　 - What the heck. We're down here.
　 　 怎么样 我们进来了
　 　 - Why don't we see what we got, huh? - Yeah.
　 　 不如看看下面有什么吧 -好啊
　 　 - Two intrepid explorers...
　 　 两个无畏的冒险者
　 　 - make their way on a journey
　 　 踏上了冒险的旅程
　 　 - Dead bodies!
　 　 死尸
　 　 - We called the police and got a bunch of detectives over.
　 　 我们报了警 叫来了一群警探
　 　 - Turns out it was the last owner's Halloween decorations,
　 　 结果那些是屋子前主人的万圣节装饰品
　 　 - which is pretty funny.
　 　 真是搞笑
　 　 - Least I thought it was.
　 　 至少我是这么觉得
　 　 - Everybody's afraid of something, right?
　 　 每个人都有怕的东西 不是吗
　 　 - Heights, clowns, tight spaces.
　 　 怕高 怕小丑 怕窄小的空间
　 　 - You like it, Jay?
　 　 喜欢吗 杰
　 　 - I did it!
　 　 我做到了
　 　 - Those are things you get over.
　 　 这些都可以克服
　 　 - But then there's our children.
　 　 然后我们还有孩子
　 　 - Will they fit in?
　 　 他们是否合群
　 　 - Will they be safe?
　 　 是否安全
　 　 - Those are fears you never get past.
　 　 我们注定要担心一辈子
　 　 - So sometimes all you can do...
　 　 所以有时 我们只能
　 　 - is take a deep breath, pull 'em close...
　 　 深呼吸 拥抱他们
　 　 - and hope for the best.
　 　 希望一切安好
　 　 - Bye! - Eyes on the road.
　 　 再见 -注意路面
　 　 - Love you! - Eyes on the road.
　 　 爱你们 -注意路面
　 　 - Oh, God.
　 　 天啊
　 　 - I mean, things don't always work out.
　 　 我是说 人不可能事事顺心
　 　 - Oh. Cam, I think she wants her doll.
　 　 小卡 她应该是想要娃娃了
　 　 - I don't know where it is. - Mommy.
　 　 我不知道在哪里 -妈咪
　 　 - Mommy.
　 　 妈咪
　 　 - When you squeeze the doll, it says "Mommy."
　 　 一捏这娃娃 它就会说"妈咪"
　 　 - Did-Did you know that - Not a clue.
　 　 你之前知道吗 -毫不知情
　 　 - The doll says "Mommy."
　 　 娃娃说的"妈咪"
　 　 - The doll says "Mommy." - The doll says "Mommy."
　 　 是娃娃说的"妈咪" -娃娃说的
　 　 - But you gotta love it when they do.
　 　 若事事顺心 则要珍惜当下
　 　 - Hey, Dad. - Hmm?
　 　 爸爸 -什么事
　 　 - Mom says there's an old trunk in the attic.
　 　 妈妈说阁楼里有个旧行李箱
　 　 - Oh, yeah. My grandpa's old steamer trunk.
　 　 是的 我爷爷的旧扁平行李箱
　 　 - In this movie I saw, there was this old trunk...
　 　 我看的一个电影 里面有一个行李箱
　 　 - and there's a secret compartment.
　 　 和一间秘室
　 　 - And when you opened it, there was a whole bunch of paintings,
　 　 打开以后 里面有很多幅画
　 　 - by the world's greatest painters, hidden in the war.
　 　 都是战争时期藏起来的大画家的作品
　 　 - My grandpa was in the war.
　 　 我爷爷参与过战争
　 　 - Should we go up there?
　 　 我们要上去看一看吗
　 　 - Totally. It could also be diamonds.
　 　 绝对的 说不定里面是钻石呢
　 　 - Or a samurai sword.
　 　 或者是日本武士军刀
　 　 - Or the Declaration of Independence.
　 　 或者是《独立宣言》
　 　 - You know, it almost doesn't even matter what's up there.
　 　 阁楼里有什么并不重要
　 　 - What matters is what you do with the money from what's up there.
　 　 重要的是怎么花用它换来的钱
　 　 - We could get a motorboat.
　 　 我们可以买艘汽艇
　 　 - Or a robotic gutter cleaner.
　 　 或者下水道清理机器人
　 　 - Or an indoor pool. - Or a two-man submarine.
　 　 或者室内泳池 -或者双人潜水艇
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　 　 - Hey, honey, Hugh Grant has a
　 　 亲爱的 有一部休·格兰特...
　 　 - I'm in.
　 　 算我一个
　 　 - Okay, well, Alex has a cello lesson at 11:00...
　 　 好的 艾丽克斯11点有大提琴课
　 　 - and Junior Congress at noon.
　 　 中午要参加象棋课
　 　 - Doesn't she also have no boys at forever?
　 　 她不是还要上一辈子的光棍课吗
　 　 - Don't you have an eating disorder you need to attend to?
　 　 你还是关心一下自己的饮食失调问题吧
　 　 - Yeah, anyway, uh, we could see the 4:00 or the 6:20.
　 　 不管怎么说 可以看4点或6:20的场
　 　 - Oh, actually, that's no good.
　 　 实际上 那两场我都去不了
　 　 - I'm meeting my friend Denise for a drink.
　 　 我要和丹妮丝去喝点东西
　 　 - Denise? Do I know Denise?
　 　 丹妮丝 我认识吗
　 　 - Yeah. You know, my old girlfriend.
　 　 是啊 就是我前女友
　 　 - Oh, my God. Gross. I can't even picture you with a woman.
　 　 老天 想到你和一个女人在一起就恶心
　 　 - Thank you. - You had a girlfriend before Mom?
　 　 谢谢 -你还有前女友
　 　 - Try two.
　 　 而且是两个
　 　 - Trust me. I had plenty of fun in my time.
　 　 我之前一直过得很快活
　 　 - And then I met your mom.
　 　 直到遇见了你妈
　 　 - And thank you.
　 　 谢谢"恭维"
　 　 - So I guess she travels
　 　 她应该是四处奔波
　 　 - around selling makeup for a cosmetics company.
　 　 为某个化妆品公司做推销
　 　 - She's in town for a week.
　 　 会在城里待一周
　 　 - You mean she's like a door-to-door salesman?
　 　 你是说 她是个挨家挨户的推销员
　 　 - If you were doing it, they'd call it a dork-to-dork salesman.
　 　 换成是你 就是个呆家呆户的推销员
　 　 - My boy strikes like a rattlesnake!
　 　 一记漂亮的突袭
　 　 - Oh, yeah? W-Well, you
　 　 是吗 那 那你就是
　 　 - Wow. All right, well, we can see the movie tomorrow.
　 　 好了 电影明天再去看
　 　 - Come on. It's time for your lesson.
　 　 跟我走 该去上课了
　 　 - You mean her second lesson, because she just got schooled.
　 　 是第二堂课 她刚刚可是被我教育了一课
　 　 - What's wrong with me today?
　 　 我今天是怎么了
　 　 - Shake it off, champ. It's not your day.
　 　 算了 宝贝 今天你的水平发挥不出来
　 　 - Ay, good morning, papi. -Is it?
　 　 早上好 小家伙 -是吗
　 　 - Ay, you're still sad because of that audition.
　 　 还在为试镜结果难过吗
　 　 - That part was mine. I was born to play Tevye.
　 　 那角色是我的 我生来就该演特维
　 　 - Instead they give it to Rod Jackson?
　 　 他们竟然让罗德·杰克逊来演
　 　 - What does he know from suffering?
　 　 他哪里懂什么叫受苦受难
　 　 - How are we doing? - A little better.
　 　 情况如何 -略有起色
　 　 - But we're gonna go and throw ice cream at the problem.
　 　 不过这问题得用冰激凌解决
　 　 - Well, if that doesn't work, this should do the trick.
　 　 要是冰激凌都没用 就试试这个
　 　 - "What doesn't kill us makes us stronger."
　 　 "大难不死 人自更强"
　 　 - We can hang this in your room.
　 　 把这个挂在你房间
　 　 - You can see it every morning, start to internalize it.
　 　 每天早晨看一眼 用心去体会
　 　 - Pretty soon nothing will keep you down.
　 　 以后什么都打不倒你
　 　 - But it's not true.
　 　 但那话不对
　 　 - What are you talking about?
　 　 你说什么
　 　 - Lots of stuff that doesn't kill you makes you weaker.
　 　 很多大难只会让人更脆弱
　 　 - My friend's grandfather had a heart attack.
　 　 我朋友的爷爷只是患了心脏病
　 　 - Now he needs a machine to breathe.
　 　 现在连喘气都要靠一台机器支撑
　 　 - I've seen him- at the supermarket.
　 　 我见过他 就在超市里
　 　 - Now he needs to drive one of those little, like
　 　 走到哪都得推着一台
　 　 - That's right. Be negative.
　 　 好了 你继续悲观教育吧
　 　 - It's just not a good poster, Jay.
　 　 那幅画确实不怎么样 杰
　 　 - You're only making me stronger.
　 　 你的打击只会让我变得更坚强
　 　 - Did you pack the bread for the ducks? - Yes.
　 　 喂鸭子的面包带了吗 -带了
　 　 - Not the whole-wheat kind. The ducks don't like that.
　 　 不要全麦的 鸭子不吃
　 　 - They're ducks, Mitchell. They don't care.
　 　 米奇尔 鸭子是不会介意的
　 　 - We both believe that
　 　 我们都觉得
　 　 - animals should play a big part in Lily's life.
　 　 动物在莉莉成长过程中是不可或缺的
　 　 - Having grown up on a farm, I was surrounded by them.
　 　 我在农场上长大 接触过很多动物
　 　 - They were more like brothers
　 　 它们更像是我的兄弟姐妹
　 　 - and sisters than just, you know, livestock.
　 　 而不仅仅是牲畜家禽
　 　 - Delicious brothers and sisters.
　 　 多美味的兄弟姐妹
　 　 - Life on a farm- they know what they're getting into.
　 　 生在农场 它们深知以后的命运
　 　 - Eesh.
　 　 才怪
　 　 - Oh, wait.
　 　 等等
　 　 - Oh, it's the office. -Don't answer it.
　 　 公司打来的 -别接
　 　 - I have to.
　 　 我必须得接
　 　 - It's like this every Saturday. Just ignore it.
　 　 每周六都来这一套 别接了
　 　 - Well, maybe it's not that this time. Hello?
　 　 也许这次不是呢 喂
　 　 - Yeah.
　 　 看吧
　 　 - That's nice.
　 　 真不错
　 　 - Holy- Shel? You all right, buddy?
　 　 我靠..小壳 你还好吗 哥们
　 　 - Oh, hell.
　 　 该死
　 　 - Oh, there's four of 'em, Mitchell.
　 　 一共4只小鸭子呢 米奇尔
　 　 - They're giving her little duck kisses.
　 　 它们在亲莉莉
　 　 - Oh, she's laughing. I can't believe you're missing this.
　 　 她笑得很开心 真遗憾你看不到
　 　 - Well, why not, Cam? I've missed everything else.
　 　 那又怎样 小卡 我错过的还少吗
　 　 - She rolled over when I was in Phoenix.
　 　 她第一次翻身 我在凤凰城
　 　 - She started scooting when I was in court.
　 　 她学会爬行时 我却在法庭上
　 　 - Well, just tell 'em you're not coming in. You do enough for 'em.
　 　 告诉他们你不去加班 你做的够多的了
　 　 - Well, you know that. I know that. You know?
　 　 关于这一点 你知道 我也知道
　 　 - The only one who doesn't know that is my sucky boss.
　 　 只有我那个混蛋老板不知道
　 　 - He's the suckiest suck of all time.
　 　 他是有史以来最混蛋的混蛋
　 　 - He's a miserable son of a bitch who...
　 　 他个可怜的贱人
　 　 - may have heard everything I just said.
　 　 好像听到了我刚才说的话
　 　 - Hi, honey. -Hey.
　 　 嗨 亲爱的 -嗨
　 　 - When are you getting together with your gal pal?
　 　 什么时候去见你的女性朋友
　 　 - Actually, I was just checking on that.
　 　 事实上 我正在等消息呢
　 　 - She's supposed to send me a message.
　 　 她还没给我发站内信
　 　 - Oh, you're Facebook friends.
　 　 原来你加了她的Facebook
　 　 - Sure am. She's one of my 447 friends.
　 　 当然 她只是447个好友之一
　 　 - Everybody wants a slice.
　 　 大家都对我想入"菲菲"呢
　 　 - How long have you two been in touch with each other?
　 　 你们恢复联系有多久了
　 　 - Uh, she tracked me down about a year ago.
　 　 她差不多一年前联系到的我
　 　 - What? What's- What's that sound?
　 　 怎么了 你什么意思
　 　 - Mmm. Nothing.
　 　 没什么
　 　 - Oh. Here she is right now.
　 　 站内信终于来了
　 　 - "How about we meet at Le Reve at 7:30?"
　 　 "七点半 梦境餐厅见"
　 　 - That sounds innocent enough- I mean
　 　 你们的约会真够"单纯"的
　 　 - drinks with an ex-girlfriend at an intimate French restaurant.
　 　 和前女友在一家适合幽会的法国餐厅喝酒
　 　 - Honey, you're doing that thing when you say what I want you to say
　 　 亲爱的 你说的话正是我期盼从你口中听到的
　 　 - but your tone seems mean.
　 　 但你的语气好刻薄
　 　 - Let me guess. Denise isn't married.
　 　 让我猜猜啊 丹妮丝还没结婚
　 　 - Recently divorced. What's the big deal?
　 　 最近才离的 这有什么问题
　 　 - Come on, Phil. You can't be that naive.
　 　 得了 菲尔 别太傻太天真
　 　 - Seriously, women in their 30s on the Internet are like-
　 　 说真的 网上那些奔四的女人
　 　 - they're like ninjas.
　 　 个个都是忍者
　 　 - They get into their little black outfits
　 　 换上黑色外套
　 　 - and try and sneak their way into your marriage.
　 　 暗地里当第三者插足别人的婚姻
　 　 - That's not Denise.
　 　 丹妮丝不是那种人
　 　 - Here. Read some of her messages.
　 　 你看 这都是她给我发的站内信
　 　 - You're gonna feel silly. - Okay.
　 　 你看完就知道你想多了 -好吧
　 　 - "Hey, Phil. How's it going?"
　 　 "嗨 菲尔 最近怎么样啊"
　 　 - You can't add the sexy voice.
　 　 你别乱加性感的勾引声音
　 　 - "Hi, Phil. How's it going?"
　 　 "嗨 菲尔 过得怎么样"
　 　 - "So glad to hear your neck is better."
　 　 "得知你脖子不疼了 我很高兴"
　 　 - Are you seriously jealous? - No,
　 　 你真吃醋了 -没有
　 　 - I am not jealous at all.
　 　 我一点都没吃醋
　 　 - I just happen to know women better than you do,
　 　 只是比你更懂女人而已
　 　 - and that woman wants a slice.
　 　 那女人绝对对你存有非分之想
　 　 - Okay. Just to prove how wrong you are,
　 　 好吧 为了证明你的想法是错的
　 　 - I'm gonna invite her over here for drinks.
　 　 我打算邀她来家里喝酒
　 　 - Fine with me. Just hope it's fine with Denise.
　 　 我无所谓 但愿她不介意
　 　 - "Gee, Phil, I really had my heart set on Le Reve."
　 　 "哎呀菲尔 我整颗心都在梦境餐厅"
　 　 - That voice doesn't bother me.
　 　 你故意刻薄的声音可不会让我生气
　 　 - Kind of like it!
　 　 反而让我喜欢
　 　 - Has he been acting weird around you?
　 　 他有什么反常的举动吗
　 　 - No, no. I've been avoiding him all morning.
　 　 没有 我一上午都躲着他
　 　 - So you don't even know if he heard you.
　 　 所以说你其实根本不知道他听没听见
　 　 - That's why we're doing this.
　 　 所以叫你来帮忙
　 　 - And where are you? I only have a half hour for lunch.
　 　 你到哪了 午餐时间只有半个小时
　 　 - Hello, handsome.
　 　 你好 帅哥
　 　 - So this is where it happened.
　 　 早上就是在这里碰见他的
　 　 - Just turn off the phone,
　 　 关掉手机
　 　 - roll down the window and we'll see if you can hear me.
　 　 摇下车窗 试试能不能听见我说话
　 　 - Go around! We're re-creating a faux pas!
　 　 请绕行 我们要重现骂人的过程
　 　 - Thank you.
　 　 谢谢
　 　 - Okay. Can you hear me now?
　 　 好了 能听见我说话吗
　 　 - Yeah, but just barely.
　 　 可以 但听不太清
　 　 - Is this how loud you were talking?
　 　 你之前骂的时候这么小声吗
　 　 - It might have been a little bit louder.
　 　 可能比这个音量大一点
　 　 - There was traffic. I almost had to shout.
　 　 当时路上都是车 几乎得用喊的
　 　 - You almost had to what? - Shout.
　 　 几乎得什么 -用喊的
　 　 - Little bit louder now. - Shout.
　 　 大点声 -用喊的
　 　 - Little bit louder now. - Shout!
　 　 再大点声 -用喊的
　 　 - Really, Cam? My job is at stake here, and
　 　 别闹了 小卡 我的工作要保不住了
　 　 - Oh, who are we kidding? You can obviously hear me.
　 　 开什么玩笑 显然你一开始就听得清
　 　 - I am so screwed.
　 　 我彻底完了
　 　 - Manny? Manny, come here a second, pal.
　 　 曼尼 曼尼 过来一下
　 　 - Huh? - I got some bad news, buddy.
　 　 什么事 -有个坏消息要告诉你
　 　 - What is it?
　 　 什么坏消息
　 　 - Well, there's no easy way to say this.
　 　 我很难以启齿
　 　 - Shel Turtlestein is dead.
　 　 小壳·斯坦龟死了
　 　 - What? How?
　 　 什么 怎么死的
　 　 - I was down here reading the paper,
　 　 当时我正在看报纸
　 　 - and I heard this commotion up in your room.
　 　 只听楼上你的房间一阵骚乱的声音
　 　 - So- so naturally, I go running up there.
　 　 出 出于本能反应 我跑上楼
　 　 - And this mangy raccoon had busted through your screen.
　 　 看见一只脏兮兮的浣熊已经破窗而入
　 　 - He must have scampered up to where Shel was.
　 　 它肯定是跳到了小壳的鱼缸旁边
　 　 - By the time I walked in, he had
　 　 因为我进去的时候 那个坏家伙
　 　 - the little bastard had him by the neck and shaking him.
　 　 正抓着小壳的脖子使劲甩
　 　 - Gravel was flying everywhere.
　 　 碎石被甩得到处都是
　 　 - He didn't even flinch.
　 　 它看见我一点都不怕
　 　 - He just stared at me with that smug look and then bolted.
　 　 还得意地盯着我看 然后一下子就溜了
　 　 - If only I'd have got here earlier.
　 　 我真后悔没有早点上来
　 　 - May I see the body?
　 　 我能看看小壳的尸体吗
　 　 - Baby, are you sure that's a good idea?
　 　 宝贝 你真的要看吗
　 　 - It's something I have to do.
　 　 再痛苦我也必须面对
　 　 - That's him. - Sorry, pal.
　 　 确实是它 -对不起 哥们
　 　 - It just doesn't make any sense.
　 　 可是完全说不通呀
　 　 - Yep. Only the good die young.
　 　 是啊 好龟不长命
　 　 - But in school, we learn raccoons are nocturnal.
　 　 老师说 浣熊只在夜间行动
　 　 - They sleep during the day.
　 　 白天都在睡觉
　 　 - They sure do, and this one must've got up for a midnight snack.
　 　 当然 这一只可能是半夜起来找零食的
　 　 - You know, we've all done that.
　 　 我们人也有类似的经历嘛
　 　 - I guess so. -Yeah.
　 　 应该是吧 -是啊
　 　 - It all adds up.
　 　 现在都能说得通了
　 　 - I don't think I can be in here right now. Too many memories.
　 　 我现在无法待在这个房间 太多回忆了
　 　 - He'll be okay.
　 　 他会没事的
　 　 - You lie. - What?
　 　 你撒谎 -什么
　 　 - I'm Colombian. I know a fake crime scene when I see one.
　 　 在哥伦比亚 骗局我见一个识破一个
　 　 - I was hanging up the new poster
　 　 我当时想把那幅画钉在墙上
　 　 - and it fell on top of him. It was an accident.
　 　 结果它掉下来砸在小壳身上 纯属意外
　 　 - You have to tell him.
　 　 去跟他说实话
　 　 - No. I've been through this before.
　 　 不行 我有经验
　 　 - When Mitchell was nine, I was supposed to take care of his bird.
　 　 米奇尔九岁的时候 他让我照看他的鸟
　 　 - It got out and flew into a fan.
　 　 结果它飞了出去 撞上了一台电扇
　 　 - It was like a bloody pillow fight.
　 　 那场面就像血花四溅的枕头大战
　 　 - My God. How many pets have you killed?
　 　 老天 你到底杀过多少只宠物
　 　 - Just the two.
　 　 就这两只
　 　 - I took the heat on the bird. It was a big mistake.
　 　 我不小心害死了那只鸟 是大错特错
　 　 - To this day, Mitchell looks at me,
　 　 直到今天 米奇尔看我的眼神
　 　 - I see him thinking,
　 　 都好像在说
　 　 - "That's the guy who killed Fliza Minnelli."
　 　 "芙莱莎·米奈丽就是被这个人杀死的"
　 　 - And what if he finds out? Then what?
　 　 要是曼尼发现了 你又要怎么办
　 　 - You'll be the guy that killed his pet and lied to him.
　 　 到时候你不仅是宠物杀手 还是个骗子
　 　 - He's not gonna find out because I covered my tracks.
　 　 他不会发现的 我已经掩盖好自己的"行迹"了
　 　 - Okay.
　 　 好吧
　 　 - Fliza Minnelli?
　 　 芙莱莎·米奈丽
　 　 - How did I not know that kid was gay?
　 　 我当时怎么就没发现他是同性恋呢
　 　 - Hey, Luke.
　 　 嗨 卢克
　 　 - Big day for you, huh?
　 　 今天可是你的大日子
　 　 - Why?
　 　 为什么
　 　 - Because you will get to meet your real mom. - What?
　 　 你终于可以见到你的亲妈了 -什么
　 　 - We all made a pact we'd deny it until you turned 21.
　 　 本来大家说好 等你21岁再告诉你
　 　 - But that's the real reason Dad's old girlfriend's coming over.
　 　 但是爸爸的前女友就是为这事来的
　 　 - She's your mom,
　 　 她才是你亲妈
　 　 - and if she likes you, you'll go live with her.
　 　 要是她喜欢你 你就得跟她生活了
　 　 - I'm not adopted. I'm asking Mom.
　 　 我才不是被领养的 我要去问妈妈
　 　 - You mean Mrs. Dunphy? She's not going to tell you the truth.
　 　 你是说邓菲太太吗 她不会跟你说实话的
　 　 - I-I'm not
　 　 我不是
　 　 - I know.
　 　 我知道
　 　 - Just 'cause he called you a dork-to-dork salesman?
　 　 就因为他说你是呆家呆户的推销员吗
　 　 - The empire shakes back.
　 　 姐全力回击
　 　 - Raccoons have five toes.
　 　 浣熊爪有5个指头
　 　 - What's that?
　 　 什么
　 　 - I don't mean to bother you.
　 　 我不想来烦你
　 　 - It's just confusing.
　 　 但我很疑惑
　 　 - The footprints in my room only have four toes.
　 　 我房间里浣熊的两只脚印都只有4个指头
　 　 - You know, I bet I know what happened.
　 　 我知道怎么回事
　 　 - I'll bet he lost those toes in a fight.
　 　 它肯定是在一场打斗中失去了两个指头
　 　 - And that guy looked like he'd been in a brawl or two.
　 　 那家伙看起来像是经过了几场打斗
　 　 - One toe from each foot? - Maybe.
　 　 刚好一只爪失去一个指头 -有可能
　 　 - You know, Manny, I think the only thing...
　 　 曼尼 只有一件事
　 　 - that's gonna get you to stop asking all these questions...
　 　 可以让你不再问这样的问题
　 　 - is for you to have a little closure.
　 　 就是 一个永久性的告别
　 　 - What do you mean?
　 　 什么意思
　 　 - Well,I'd like to throw a little memorial for Shel.
　 　 给小壳举办一场小型追悼会吧
　 　 - It'll be good for all of us.
　 　 那对我们大家都好
　 　 - That way we get our grief out,
　 　 那样就可以把悲痛发泄出来
　 　 - and then we never have to talk about this ever, ever again.
　 　 之后谁都不要再提这件事 永远不提
　 　 - Hi. Oh, careful. There's a thing.
　 　 嗨 当心脚下
　 　 - Yeah. Good to see you.
　 　 见到你真高兴
　 　 - Hi! Oh, my God. - Hi. I'm Claire.
　 　 嗨 -嗨 我是克莱尔
　 　 - You must be- Oh. Yeah. Hi.
　 　 你就是 嗨
　 　 - Denise. - Well- Okay.
　 　 丹妮丝 -是的
　 　 - You're even prettier than the pictures that Phil's always posting.
　 　 你本人比菲尔上传的照片还要漂亮
　 　 - Just a couple. - Oh?
　 　 只有几张 -是吗
　 　 - Shut up. Every week.
　 　 瞎说 每周都有
　 　 - He loves showing you off.
　 　 他喜欢炫耀你的照片
　 　 - And my boyfriend likes your Acapulco pictures,
　 　 我男友喜欢你在阿卡普尔科照的那几张
　 　 - probably a little too much.
　 　 喜欢得我都有点吃醋了
　 　 - Well, thank your boyfriend for me.
　 　 替我谢谢你男友
　 　 - Come on in, please.
　 　 快请进
　 　 - Oh, I brought you, um, some lifting intensifier.
　 　 我给你带来一瓶祛皱紧致霜
　 　 - Not that you need it. It's a limited edition,
　 　 我知道你用不上 不过这是限量版
　 　 - Thank you. Thank you. - Never mind.
　 　 谢谢 谢谢 -不客气
　 　 - Oh, Denise, I think you might know these people.
　 　 丹妮丝 给你介绍我的孩子
　 　 - Uh, that's Haley - Hi.
　 　 这是海莉 -嗨
　 　 - Alex and- - Luke.
　 　 艾丽克斯和 -卢克
　 　 - I had curly hair just like that when I was little.
　 　 他的卷发和我小时候的一模一样
　 　 - So? That doesn't mean anything.
　 　 那又怎样 说明不了什么
　 　 - Why don't we, uh, come on in, have a seat. Please.
　 　 大家都过来 请坐
　 　 - So what was my dad like in high school?
　 　 爸爸上高中时候是什么样子
　 　 - Only the most amazing break-dancer ever.
　 　 他的霹雳舞无人超越
　 　 - No way. - Oh, don't fire it up. What? What?
　 　 不可能 -别刺激我 你看 你看
　 　 - He had a boom box and a piece of cardboard in his locker.
　 　 他柜子里有一个大匣子和一块硬纸板
　 　 - And what was your dance name? - O-Zone.
　 　 你那个舞叫什么名字 -O型区
　 　 - I drove him to his Star Search audition.
　 　 我开车送他去搜星节目试镜
　 　 - Which is totally political, by the way.
　 　 顺便提一下 试镜就是走个形式
　 　 - O-Zone.
　 　 O型区
　 　 - That is dead-ass funny. I'm so calling you that.
　 　 太搞笑了 我以后就叫你这个
　 　 - Thank you.
　 　 谢谢
　 　 - Wow. You really lucked out.
　 　 你太走运了
　 　 - You have a beautiful wife, a gorgeous house.
　 　 美丽娇妻 豪华住房
　 　 - And those kids- I could take Luke home with me.
　 　 还有一群孩子 我都想把卢克带回家去
　 　 - Well, be my guest.
　 　 不用跟我客气
　 　 - Seriously, you go right ahead.
　 　 真的 赶紧把他带走吧
　 　 - No! I like it here!
　 　 不行 我喜欢这个家
　 　 - Alex, honey, will you go find out what's wrong with your brother?
　 　 艾丽克斯 宝贝 看看你弟弟怎么了
　 　 - Okay.
　 　 遵命
　 　 - You know, um, if it's okay, I think I'm just gonna use the, um
　 　 如果可以的话 我想去一下
　 　 - Oh, yeah. Of course. Down the hall.
　 　 当然可以 走廊尽头就是
　 　 - Left-hand side. You can't miss it. - Thanks.
　 　 就在左手边 很容易找到 -谢谢
　 　 - Okay, she's fantastic. -Yes?
　 　 我承认她人很棒 -是吗
　 　 - Yes. I feel awful.
　 　 是 我好愧疚
　 　 - When did I become this horribly cynical person...
　 　 什么时候起 我变得这么刻薄
　 　 - who assumes the worst about people?
　 　 把别人都往坏处想
　 　 - I first noticed it seven years- You're not.
　 　 其实7年前我就发现...你才不是那种人
　 　 - Such an idiot. Is it
　 　 我太笨了 请问
　 　 - Oh, I'll show you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Okay. Thanks.
　 　 我带你过去 没关系的 -谢谢
　 　 - So how are we gonna do this?
　 　 我们要怎么做
　 　 - I thought I'd just point at the door.
　 　 我以为只要给你指一下门
　 　 - So I was thinking - I was thinking too.
　 　 所以我只想着 -我也是这么想的
　 　 - Here... is my hotel room key.
　 　 这个 是我酒店的房卡
　 　 - You can come by whenever you want.
　 　 随时欢迎你
　 　 - That was funny this morning, huh
　 　 今天早上挺有意思的 是吧
　 　 - when I pulled up next to you at that stoplight?
　 　 红灯的时候我刚好停在你的车旁边
　 　 - Funny?
　 　 有意思
　 　 - Yeah. Because I was on the phone with my partner...
　 　 对 当时我正在和我老公打电话
　 　 - talking about how horrible his boss was- his.
　 　 谈论他的上司多讨厌 他的上司
　 　 - And then you pull up. So
　 　 然后你刚好停下 所以
　 　 - Anyway, I'm glad I ran into you.
　 　 不管怎么说 很高兴路上碰见你
　 　 - I'm getting worried they're gonna move up our court date.
　 　 我担心他们要把开庭日期提前
　 　 - I need you to bust ass preparing.
　 　 所以你要全力做好准备
　 　 - 'Cause if they call us on Monday
　 　 因为一旦周一叫我们去开庭
　 　 - Uh, you need to get that?
　 　 一定要现在看吗
　 　 - No. It's fine. It's just a...
　 　 不是 没关系 只是一张
　 　 - picture of my daughter standing for the first time.
　 　 我女儿第一次站起来的照片
　 　 - Yeah, they do that. It's a big day.
　 　 可以理解 确实值得庆祝
　 　 - Anyway, I need you here tomorrow.
　 　 无论如何 明天你还要来加班
　 　 - I know it's a Sunday, but,
　 　 我知道明天是周日 但是
　 　 - uh, you think you can be on time, okay?
　 　 你肯定会准时到的 好吗
　 　 - Actually, um, I have plans tomorrow,
　 　 其实 明天我有事
　 　 - uh, so I won't be here.
　 　 就不来了
　 　 - I-I have plans to stay at home
　 　 我打算明天待在家里
　 　 - with my family and do absolutely nothing. Okay.
　 　 和家人一起 什么都不做 就这样
　 　 - But I will see you on Monday.
　 　 不过周一我还是会来上班
　 　 - So, you're in charge now, is that it?
　 　 你的意思是 这事你说了算
　 　 - Well, I just figure if my daughter can stand up,
　 　 我才意识到 既然我女儿都能站起来
　 　 - then so can I.
　 　 我也应该起身反抗
　 　 - All right, look. We've all been working hard lately, okay?
　 　 好了 最近大家加班都很辛苦
　 　 - But that's the job.
　 　 但这是工作性质决定的
　 　 - So either come in tomorrow or don't bother coming back again.
　 　 明天不来 你就永远不用来了
　 　 - Okay.
　 　 好吧
　 　 - Need the, uh, I.D. to
　 　 还得用一下证件
　 　 - make the elevator go down to freedom...
　 　 乘电梯下楼 奔向自由
　 　 - and this to complete my set.
　 　 还有咖啡 配合我的行头
　 　 - Turtle, reptile, pet.
　 　 乌龟 爬行动物 宠物
　 　 - Shel Turtlestein was many things.
　 　 小壳·斯坦龟不仅仅是一只乌龟
　 　 - I don't think I can do this without crying.
　 　 再说下去我就要哭了
　 　 - Maybe we should just get to the cold cuts.
　 　 不如我们直接跳到吃冷盘的环节吧
　 　 - Well, we wanna hear it.
　 　 我们想听完
　 　 - Jay, why don't you read it?
　 　 杰 要不你去念吧
　 　 - You were with him at the end. Remember?
　 　 是你"送它上路"的 记得吗
　 　 - "Shel Turtlestein was many things,"
　 　 "小壳·斯坦龟不仅仅是一只乌龟"
　 　 - "but above all, he was my friend."
　 　 "最重要的是 它是我的朋友"
　 　 - "When I didn't get a date with Fiona Gunderson,"
　 　 "当菲奥娜·冈德森拒绝我的约会请求"
　 　 - "Shel was there."
　 　 "有小壳的见证"
　 　 - "When I didn't get to play the part of Tevye,"
　 　 "当我落选特维的角色"
　 　 - "Shel was there."
　 　 "有小壳的见证"
　 　 - "And when a raccoon broke into my room,"
　 　 "而当一只浣熊闯入我的房间"
　 　 - "unfortunately, Shel was there.
　 　 "不幸的是 小壳也在"
　 　 - "I said a lot of things to my friend,"
　 　 "跟这位朋友 我说过很多话"
　 　 - "but the one thing I never got to say was good-bye."
　 　 "但最终却来不及跟它说一句再见"
　 　 - Stop. I know what really happened.
　 　 等一下 我知道它是怎么死的了
　 　 - You do? - I left a bag of chips near my bed.
　 　 是吗 -我床边上有一包薯条
　 　 - The raccoon must have smelled it. It's my fault he's dead.
　 　 浣熊肯定是闻到味了 是我害死了小壳
　 　 - Sorry, Shel.
　 　 对不起 小壳
　 　 - Jay, you don't have anything to say to Manny?
　 　 杰 有什么话要跟曼尼说吗
　 　 - Yeah.
　 　 好吧
　 　 - Manny.
　 　 曼尼
　 　 - Shel forgives you.
　 　 小壳不会怪你的
　 　 - Thank you.
　 　 谢谢
　 　 - Oh, Denise.
　 　 丹妮丝
　 　 - These pictures are amazing. Thank you.
　 　 这些照片太棒了 谢谢你
　 　 - Sweetie, that perm.
　 　 亲爱的 你还是卷发呢
　 　 - Technically, that's a Jheri curl.
　 　 确切地说是杰里卷
　 　 - I just love to take pictures. I took this one of myself today.
　 　 我特喜欢照相 今天还给自己照了一张
　 　 - You know what? I'm gonna open a bottle of wine.
　 　 话说 我去开一瓶红酒
　 　 - No. No. That's the worst idea.
　 　 不要 千万不要
　 　 - No, no. I'm not in the mood.
　 　 别开 我没那个心情
　 　 - What am I, raised by a pack of wolves?
　 　 我是怎么了 像个狼孩一样
　 　 - Hey. Come on now.
　 　 嗨 别闹了
　 　 - Honey.
　 　 亲爱的
　 　 - You weren't completely wrong about Denise.
　 　 你对丹妮丝的判断也不是一点道理没有
　 　 - How's that? - She wants me.
　 　 为什么这么说 -她想要我
　 　 - To do what? - It. Her.
　 　 干什么 -那个 干她
　 　 - Oh. Oh, this is because of the thing I said about Facebook...
　 　 我说Facebook上的女人不正经
　 　 - and everybody's hooking up, and now you're disappointed.
　 　 大家都在上面约炮 所以你失望了
　 　 - No. She bit the air right in front of me. Like that.
　 　 不是 她对着我大口咬空气 像这样
　 　 - And then look what she tried to give me.
　 　 而且你看她塞给我一个什么
　 　 - Anything I can help with? - No.
　 　 需要我帮忙吗 -不用了
　 　 - I just- I can't find my corkscrew.
　 　 我找不到开瓶器了
　 　 - Touch me. - Okay. Denise,
　 　 摸我 -好了 丹妮丝
　 　 - I think somewhere along the line you got the wrong idea.
　 　 肯定是有什么地方让你误会了
　 　 - My head is full of wrong ideas.
　 　 我脑袋里充满想入"菲菲"的误会
　 　 - You have such great taste, Claire. - Thank you.
　 　 你的品味真不赖 克莱尔 -谢谢
　 　 - I remember Phil used to have really good taste too.
　 　 菲尔当年也是很有品"味"的
　 　 - Let me get a little of this. - Oh, here it is.
　 　 我用点洗手液 -找到了
　 　 - Phil, would you mind grabbing us a couple glasses?
　 　 菲尔 拿几个杯子过来
　 　 - You betcha.
　 　 没问题
　 　 - Need me to grab anything? - No!
　 　 要我帮忙"抓"什么吗 -不用
　 　 - Okay, this is so wrong. - I know.
　 　 这样太离谱了 -我知道
　 　 - It's way more exciting when she's in the room, isn't it? -No.
　 　 有她在更刺激不是吗 -不是
　 　 - I still have my cheerleader outfit.
　 　 我还留着拉拉队队长的衣服
　 　 - So do I.
　 　 我也是
　 　 - But this still can't happen. When did that break?
　 　 但还是不能这样 那个怎么碎了
　 　 - Why are you wussing out? - I never wussed in.
　 　 你怎么退却了 -我根本没想乱来
　 　 - What about all those things you wrote on Facebook?
　 　 那你在Facebook上写那些是为什么
　 　 - "How was your day? My neck is so sore."
　 　 "你还好吗 我脖子好疼"
　 　 - Why do people keep adding voices to these things?
　 　 怎么大家都要把留言说的那么下流
　 　 - I didn't mean anything.
　 　 我没别的意思
　 　 - Are you telling me that I wasted a year
　 　 你是说 我在这段关系上
　 　 - of my life on this relationship?
　 　 浪费了一年时间
　 　 - What relationship?
　 　 什么关系
　 　 - How many other women have you led on?
　 　 还有多少女人被你勾引了
　 　 - No, I don't know!
　 　 靠 我怎么知道
　 　 - Phil?
　 　 菲尔
　 　 - Phil, honey.
　 　 菲尔 亲爱的
　 　 - Do you remember when you broke your arm
　 　 记不记得 我们第一次约会的时候
　 　 - when we were first dating?
　 　 你的胳膊受伤了
　 　 - Yeah, uh, when I slipped on the ice.
　 　 记得 我在冰上摔倒了
　 　 - Right. That's so weird. Because in this picture,
　 　 是啊 奇怪了 这张照片里
　 　 - you're sitting with Denise and you have a broken arm, so
　 　 你带着受伤的胳膊坐在丹妮丝旁边
　 　 - Yeah, that's- that's weird.
　 　 是 是挺奇怪
　 　 - So you were still dating her when you started dating me? - No.
　 　 你和我约会的时候和她还没断呢 -不是
　 　 - Phil? - Yeah. Maybe.
　 　 菲尔 -可能是吧
　 　 - There was a time, a little overlap...
　 　 有段时间 我横跨两条船
　 　 - when, uh, I was trying to break things off with Denise.
　 　 当时 我打算和丹妮丝分手
　 　 - You took me to Santa Fe.
　 　 那你还带我去圣达菲
　 　 - Santa Fe? Phil, you told me that was your father.
　 　 圣达菲 你当时说是带你爸爸去
　 　 - Okay, I know the pain is fresh, but the lie is really old.
　 　 我知道你们很"新疼" 但其实都是旧伤
　 　 - You know, this was a mistake. I'm gonna leave.
　 　 我来就是个错误 我走了
　 　 - Claire, if I were you, I would kick him out.
　 　 克莱尔 我要是你 就把他踢出家门
　 　 - Maybe he'd appreciate you
　 　 可能他会更加感激你
　 　 - more after he spent a lonely night in a hotel.
　 　 让他尝到孤身一人在酒店过夜的滋味
　 　 - At the Radisson, by the airport.
　 　 在机场旁的雷迪森酒店
　 　 - You quit? - It was amazing.
　 　 你辞职了 -感觉太棒了
　 　 - No, no. This is the new me, Cam.
　 　 在你眼前的是一个全新的我 小卡
　 　 - I am not letting people run my life anymore.
　 　 我再也不会让别人主宰我的生活
　 　 - I should be nervous, but I'm not. I'm excited for you.
　 　 我应该紧张才对 但我反而为你激动
　 　 - Yes! It's exciting! It's exciting.
　 　 没错 这太令人激动了 太激动了
　 　 - Because you followed your heart, and that is worth celebrating.
　 　 你听从了自己内心的想法 值得庆祝
　 　 - Cam, I just feel
　 　 小卡 我觉得自己
　 　 - so liberated.
　 　 彻底解放了
　 　 - And I'm not picking it up.
　 　 我不会去捡起来的
　 　 - I like this guy. - I do too.
　 　 我喜欢你这样 -我也是
　 　 - Yes, we'll have to cut back a little bit.
　 　 当然 我们以后要节俭一些
　 　 - But isn't it worth it if you feel
　 　 但这值得 不是吗
　 　 - like you're living your life for the first time?
　 　 第一次为自己而活
　 　 - Totally. - What were we even waiting for?
　 　 太值得了 -那我们还等什么
　 　 - You will go back to teaching music,
　 　 你重操旧业 当音乐老师
　 　 - and then I'll just find something in a... few months.
　 　 我休息几个月 再找一份工作
　 　 - And until then, all we need to do is just sit back...
　 　 在那之前 我们只管坐下来
　 　 - and watch this little miracle here dazzle us.
　 　 看着我们的小千金快乐成长
　 　 - I'm tingling. - I am too.
　 　 我好激动 -我也是
　 　 - It's like my heart is full for the first time in forever.
　 　 我的心似乎从没这么充实过
　 　 - Oh, God, it's really pounding.
　 　 老天 心跳得好快
　 　 - It's like I feel the weight of
　 　 我能感受到
　 　 - endless possibilities just sitting on my chest
　 　 我的胸口充满了一切可能
　 　 - She is not doing anything, Cam.
　 　 她什么表现都没有 小卡
　 　 - You're not panicking, are you?
　 　 你不是慌乱了吧
　 　 - Of course I am panicking. - No. Don't panic.
　 　 我当然慌乱了 -你别慌乱
　 　 - If you panic, I panic!
　 　 你一乱 我也乱
　 　 - I just quit my job. Cam! My God.
　 　 我刚辞职了 小卡 老天啊
　 　 - Mitchell, I am used to nice things.
　 　 米奇尔 我过惯了好日子
　 　 - What are we gonna do?
　 　 以后要怎么办
　 　 - Okay. No, no. Just calm down.
　 　 别慌 镇定下来
　 　 - This is what we're gonna do.
　 　 我来规划一下该怎么办
　 　 - I am going to- I'm gonna do what I'm trained to do.
　 　 我要 我要用我的看家本领
　 　 - I am going to lie, grovel, debase myself
　 　 为达目的不惜说谎
　 　 - until I get what I want.
　 　 卑躬屈膝 自我贬低
　 　 - I am a lawyer, damn it.
　 　 我可是律师 妈的
　 　 - Mitchell!
　 　 米奇尔
　 　 - No.
　 　 不要
　 　 - Oh, no, you're right. The tie.
　 　 提醒的好 忘了打领带
　 　 - No. We'll find something better for you,
　 　 我是说 我们一定能找到更合适你
　 　 - something that works for all of us.
　 　 而且对大家都好的办法
　 　 - There's no Plan "B" here, Cam.
　 　 没有备用方案的 小卡
　 　 - We have a mortgage. We have- We have a child to support.
　 　 我们要还房贷 还要养个孩子
　 　 - Hey, it's gonna be okay.
　 　 一切都会好的
　 　 - We're gonna figure it out.
　 　 我们肯定有办法
　 　 - I just want you to be happy, and you will be happy.
　 　 我只希望你开心 你一定会开心的
　 　 - And that is something worth toasting.
　 　 这才是值得庆祝的事
　 　 - Let's just drink the cheap stuff,
　 　 喝那个便宜的吧
　 　 - 'cause we might have to sell that bottle.
　 　 那瓶贵的我们转手卖掉吧
　 　 - It's hard to sleep in a bed of lies.
　 　 说谎太多容易失眠
　 　 - Isn't it, Jay?
　 　 对不对 杰
　 　 - Kids get over these things pretty quick.
　 　 小孩记性很差
　 　 - He's probably sleeping like a baby right now.
　 　 没准他现在像婴儿一样熟睡呢
　 　 - I'm sure he's wide awake, full of guilt.
　 　 他肯定是清醒着的 满心愧疚
　 　 - Well, I'm going to sleep.
　 　 反正我要睡觉了
　 　 - Damn it!
　 　 妈的
　 　 - Hello, Jay.
　 　 你好 杰
　 　 - What are you doing up? - Waiting.
　 　 你怎么不睡 -我在等待
　 　 - Waiting for what?
　 　 等什么
　 　 - The truth. It wasn't a raccoon, was it?
　 　 等真相 浣熊不是凶手 对吗
　 　 - Oh, all right. You got me. I killed Shel.
　 　 好了好了 被你发现了 是我的错
　 　 - All right? I'm sorry. It was an accident.
　 　 行了吧 对不起 我不是故意的
　 　 - Why didn't you just tell me?
　 　 你当时为什么不说实话
　 　 - Because I didn't want you to be upset with me.
　 　 我不想惹你生气
　 　 - You and I got off to a rocky start.
　 　 我们一开始关系很僵
　 　 - Lately, it's been pretty good.
　 　 最近 好不容易相处融洽了
　 　 - I was afraid I'd mess all that up
　 　 我害怕毁了这一切
　 　 - if you knew that I was the one that killed your pet.
　 　 所以不想让你知道是我杀死了你的宠物
　 　 - Now you're the guy who killed my pet
　 　 但你现在不仅杀了我的宠物
　 　 - and made a stupid lie about it.
　 　 还编了个愚蠢的谎言
　 　 - Well, I don't think it was stupid.
　 　 我不觉得那是个愚蠢的谎言
　 　 - I thought it was pretty clever.
　 　 我以为挺聪明的
　 　 - I was just trying to avoid past mistakes.
　 　 我只是不想重蹈覆辙
　 　 - Look.
　 　 听着
　 　 - I know I can't make things all better right now,
　 　 我知道我现在无法弥补对你造成的伤害
　 　 - but maybe over time.
　 　 但我相信以后会的
　 　 - Maybe.
　 　 也许吧
　 　 - Get some rest.
　 　 好好睡吧
　 　 - Since we're confessing things,
　 　 既然你已经坦白了 我也该坦白
　 　 - you know that scratch on your car?
　 　 还记得你车上的抓痕吗
　 　 - The one that can't be buffed out? Yeah?
　 　 就是一直擦不掉的那个 记得
　 　 - You should probably know how it happened.
　 　 你应该猜得到是怎么回事
　 　 - I know how it happened.
　 　 我知道是怎么回事
　 　 - Raccoon did it.
　 　 是浣熊干的
　 　 - Good night, Jay. -Good night, kid.
　 　 晚安 杰 -晚安 小家伙
　 　 - Best thing I ever did
　 　 我最大的成就
　 　 - was quit a miserable job and start my own business.
　 　 就是辞了份烂工作 自己创业
　 　 - Thanks, Dad. - No, it's not gonna be easy.
　 　 谢谢老爸 -不过自己创业也不容易
　 　 - That's why Gloria and I wanna give you a little something
　 　 所以我和歌洛莉亚来送你个东西
　 　 - to help you through it.
　 　 帮你渡过难关
　 　 - No, Dad, I can't.
　 　 爸爸 我不能
　 　 - No. I want to, Mitch.
　 　 一定要给你 米奇
　 　 - Okay, but, I mean, as soon as I'm back on my feet, I really want to
　 　 辞职之后 我特别想
　 　 - Oh. Oh, Dad. No. You
　 　 爸爸 不要 你
　 　 - You tried to give me this 20 years ago when my pet snake died.
　 　 20年前我的宠物蛇死了 你就想给我这个的
　 　 - I did? -Yes.
　 　 是吗 -是
　 　 - Zsa Zsa Gaboa? - Oh, that's adorable.
　 　 叫扎扎·戈波娃 -这名字真可爱
　 　 - And you really didn't know that he was gay?
　 　 你当时真不知道他是同性恋
　 　 - I must've, right?
　 　 我该知道的 对吧
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　 　 - What's my favorite way to relax?
　 　 我最喜欢的放松方式是什么
　 　 - Throw on my wireless headphones
　 　 戴上我的无线耳机
　 　 - and disappear into the Nature Channel.
　 　 沉浸在自然频道的节目中
　 　 - The young flatback turtle searches for food on the ocean floor.
　 　 {\i1}年幼的平背海龟在海底搜寻着食物
　 　 - This flatback, however
　 　 {\i1}然而这只平背海龟却
　 　 - The fascinating thing about nature...
　 　 自然的美妙之处在于
　 　 - is how, in the blink of an eye,
　 　 在眨眼之间
　 　 - it can go from a scene of total tranquil beauty...
　 　 可以从绝对的宁静美
　 　 - to raw, primal violence.
　 　 变到原始的暴力场景
　 　 - Can you seriously not hear me with those things on?
　 　 你带着这玩意儿真的听不到我说话吗
　 　 - It's noise-canceling technology. Give it a spin. It's got
　 　 这是消除外界杂音的技术 你来试试
　 　 - Sweetie, focus, now. - Mom,
　 　 亲爱的 专注 -妈
　 　 - why are you freaking out on everyone?
　 　 你为什么对每个人都一惊一乍的
　 　 - Because you are acting very irresponsibly- all of you.
　 　 因为你表现的很不负责任 你们全都是
　 　 - Listen, honey.
　 　 听着 亲爱的
　 　 - Luke has a giant project due tomorrow for school
　 　 卢克有个大型的课题研究要做 明天就得交
　 　 - that he hasn't even started,
　 　 但他到现在都没开始
　 　 - and Haley just informed me
　 　 而海莉刚通知我
　 　 - she needs 40 cupcakes for her school fund-raiser,
　 　 她要为学校的募捐会准备40个纸杯蛋糕
　 　 - also due tomorrow.
　 　 也是明天要
　 　 - I'd like to point out
　 　 我想指出一下
　 　 - I completed all my assignments on my own and on time.
　 　 我独立按时地完成了全部学校作业
　 　 - Not now, Alex. -Ok, look,
　 　 不是得瑟的时候 艾丽克斯 -听着
　 　 - I will take the cupcakes. You do the project.
　 　 我来做纸杯蛋糕 你去做课题研究
　 　 - It's on Vincent Van Gogh. - Done!
　 　 主题是文森特·梵高 -成交
　 　 - Ok, I need you to really stay on him.
　 　 好的 我需要你好好监督他
　 　 - Keep him focused.
　 　 让他保持专注
　 　 - All right. I'm actually gonna take a different approach, but
　 　 好吧 我打算采用一种不同的教育方法
　 　 - Actually gonna insist that you don't.
　 　 我强烈要求你别那么做
　 　 - Claire, I know you've got your methods,
　 　 克莱尔 我知道你有你的方法
　 　 - but so do I.
　 　 但我也有我的方法
　 　 - And I'm sorry, but I'm not a micromanager.
　 　 我很抱歉 但我不喜欢事必躬亲
　 　 - Trust me, I can provide Luke
　 　 相信我 我可以向卢克提供
　 　 - with the tools and guidance he needs...
　 　 他所需的工具和指导
　 　 - without, uh, smothering him.
　 　 同时又不会管得太死
　 　 - You think I smother our child?
　 　 你觉得我把孩子管得太死吗
　 　 - It's not your fault, honey.
　 　 那不是你的错 亲爱的
　 　 - "Mother" Is part of the word.
　 　 爱管教是母亲的天性
　 　 - You never hear of anyone being "Sfathered" to death.
　 　 你没听说过父亲的天性是爱管教吧
　 　 - I know what Luke's problem is.
　 　 我知道卢克的问题在哪里
　 　 - He's got A.D.H.D.
　 　 他患有注意力缺陷过动症
　 　 - No. - No, I don't!
　 　 不 -不 我才没有呢
　 　 - What is it? - I'd tell you,
　 　 那是什么 -我可以告诉你
　 　 - but you'd wander off before I got to the "H."
　 　 但我肯定话没说完 你就走神了
　 　 - Just promise me that you will stay on him
　 　 答应我你会好好监督他
　 　 - until this project is done.
　 　 直到他完成任务
　 　 - I will, but you might have a little more confidence in him.
　 　 我会的 但你得对他多点信心
　 　 - Wah! Wah! No one can hear me now.
　 　 哇 哇 大家都听不见我说话
　 　 - Everybody is stupid except me.
　 　 众人皆蠢我独聪
　 　 - Ha, ha, ha. I am funny.
　 　 哈 哈 我好搞笑啊
　 　 - Is this the cutest thing I've ever seen?
　 　 这真是我见过的最有爱的事了
　 　 - You out here on the curb with your little telescope,
　 　 你拿着你的小望远镜站在路边
　 　 - waiting for your dad.
　 　 等着你爸
　 　 - It's not cute. It's-lt's science.
　 　 那不叫有爱 那叫科学
　 　 - Tonight is the magnificent Lyrid meteor shower.
　 　 今晚是壮观的天琴座流星雨
　 　 - It's where the planet Geek passes through the Nerdy Way. It
　 　 就是"奇客星球"穿过"书呆子路"
　 　 - Oh, you know I think it's sweet.
　 　 你知道我私心以为很美好的
　 　 - Every couple years, Mitchell and his father go out
　 　 每隔几年 米奇尔和他的爸爸就会
　 　 - and enjoy one of these showers together.
　 　 一起去看流星雨
　 　 - Oh, I- I wouldn't necessarily put it that way.
　 　 我 我觉得你那样说是不合适的
　 　 - I mean, yes, me and my father enjoy it,
　 　 我是说 是的 我和我父亲很喜欢那个
　 　 - because we don't share a lot of the same interests.
　 　 因为我们其实没什么共同兴趣爱好
　 　 - Like, um, I-I never went to sports games with him.
　 　 比如 我从来不跟他一起去看体育比赛
　 　 - Probably because you call 'em "Sports games."
　 　 或许是因为你称之为体育比赛
　 　 - Just lose the "Sports." - Just- Just games.
　 　 略掉"体育" -直接说"比赛"就好了
　 　 - Oh, here comes your shower partner.
　 　 噢 你的沐"雨"伙伴来了
　 　 - Stop it.
　 　 别闹了
　 　 - I'm kidding. Have fun with your dad, okay?
　 　 我开玩笑的 和你爸玩得开心 好吗
　 　 - All right. See you later.
　 　 好的 晚点见
　 　 - Don't worry about me. - I'm not.
　 　 别担心我 -我才不担心
　 　 - I'm just saying, if you were.
　 　 我只是假设你或许会担心
　 　 - Shotgun, sucka!
　 　 副驾驶座已占 衰仔
　 　 - Make sure your seat is exactly the way you want it,
　 　 确保你的座位已经调到你想要的位置
　 　 - and feel free to play with any of these controls up here.
　 　 你可以随便按上面这些控制按钮
　 　 - I have no idea what they do.
　 　 其实我也不知道各个功能是什么
　 　 - But I want mi car to be su car.
　 　 但我希望我的车就是你的车
　 　 - Cameron, are you okay? You seem nervous.
　 　 卡梅隆 你还好吧 你似乎很紧张
　 　 - Uh, nervous? No. I'm not nervous.
　 　 紧张 怎么可能 我才不紧张呢
　 　 - I was nervous.
　 　 我确实很紧张
　 　 - I mean, when Mitchell made plans with his father,
　 　 我是说 当米奇和他爸计划好出去之后
　 　 - I figured, why not spend the evening with Gloria?
　 　 我就想 为何不和歌洛莉亚出去玩一晚呢
　 　 - I've always wanted to be good friends with her.
　 　 我一直都想和她做闺蜜的
　 　 - On paper, we should be good friends.
　 　 理论上说 我们注定是好闺蜜的
　 　 - Look at us. One spicy, curvy diva
　 　 瞧瞧我们 一个火辣 身材曲线玲珑的歌后
　 　 - And Gloria.
　 　 和歌洛莉亚
　 　 - The problem is, I had a little minor setback
　 　 问题是 我造成了一点小隔阂
　 　 - that we had to overcome from a couple weeks ago.
　 　 是几周前的事了 我们必须得克服才行
　 　 - I cannot stand hanging out with his lvy League friends.
　 　 我真受不了和他常青藤的朋友们一起玩
　 　 - Oh, they're the worst. - They're not that bad.
　 　 他们最差劲了 -他们也没那么差劲啦
　 　 - They are the worst! - Are you kidding me?
　 　 他们是最差劲的 -开什么玩笑
　 　 - Debbie can't go two minutes
　 　 要黛比两分钟内
　 　 - without talking about Columbia University.
　 　 不谈哥伦比亚大学都不行
　 　 - And the little guy with the lazy eye from Harvard.
　 　 还有那个哈佛毕业的弱视小矮子
　 　 - Brown.
　 　 是布朗大学
　 　 - Whatever.
　 　 管他呢
　 　 - Honestly, I wish that tart would go back to Columbia...
　 　 老实说 我希望那个骚货可以滚回哥伦比亚
　 　 - and take her weird little Brown friend with her.
　 　 把她古怪的棕色小朋友也带走
　 　 - Cam, you need to relax. You explained.
　 　 小卡 你得放松 你已经解释过了
　 　 - Not very well.
　 　 越解释越糟
　 　 - You know how awkward I get when things get awkward.
　 　 你知道出现尴尬的事情时 我变得多失控
　 　 - So when I said "Brown people,"
　 　 当我说"棕色的人"[布朗大学学生]
　 　 - I wasn't talking about your, uh, brown people.
　 　 我不是在说你们这些棕色皮肤的人
　 　 - I was talking about people who go to a university.
　 　 我是在说那些布朗大学的学生
　 　 - Um, not your people.
　 　 不是你们这种人
　 　 - N-Not that your people couldn't go to college.
　 　 不是说你们这种人不能上大学
　 　 - Okay, now I'm hearing myself
　 　 好吧 我听到我自己
　 　 - say "Your people" a lot, so
　 　 说了太多的"你们这种人"
　 　 - Um, just very excited because this is, um
　 　 我只是很兴奋 因为这是...
　 　 - you know, this is our first night out together,
　 　 这是我们第一次一起出去过夜生活
　 　 - so it's our little date.
　 　 算是我们的小约会吧
　 　 - Where are we going?
　 　 我们这是要去哪儿
　 　 - Make sure your seat belt is securely fastened...
　 　 先确保你的安全带牢牢系上了
　 　 - and your tray tables are in the upright position...
　 　 以及你的小餐桌直立收起
　 　 - because I got us into Palaiseau!
　 　 因为我们要去帕莱索餐厅啦
　 　 - Ah! Fancy! -I know.
　 　 好高级啊 -我知道
　 　 - It's normally a four-week wait,
　 　 通常要提前4周预约
　 　 - but the matre d' is an old Pilates brother of mine,
　 　 但那个领班是我在普拉提课上的好基友
　 　 - so just one phone call.
　 　 所以只要打个电话就行了
　 　 - Okay.
　 　 好吧
　 　 - Palaiseau!
　 　 帕莱索
　 　 - Ay, Cameron, you know what?
　 　 那个 卡梅隆 其实
　 　 - I don't know if I'm in the mood for something so fancy.
　 　 我觉得我好像没心情去那么高档的地方
　 　 - Can we just go somewhere, like, more simple?
　 　 我们能不能去个 比较简单点的地方
　 　 - Oh, uh, yes. Yes, of course.
　 　 噢 好的 当然了
　 　 - We can- What were- What did you have in mind?
　 　 我们可以...你想去哪里啊
　 　 - I don't know.
　 　 我不知道
　 　 - How 'bout a little Latin place that I always used to go?
　 　 去我以前常去的一个拉丁小餐馆怎么样
　 　 - That sounds fantastic. - Okay.
　 　 听上去很棒 -好吧
　 　 - I would love to see how your people eat.
　 　 我很想看看你们那种人的饮食文化
　 　 - "Your people"?
　 　 "你们那种人"
　 　 - What is wrong with me?
　 　 我是哪根筋搭错了啊
　 　 - Okay. It's egg-crackin' time.
　 　 听好 现在是打鸡蛋时间了
　 　 - Now, I find the key to cracking an egg properly
　 　 来 妈来传授你一个打鸡蛋的窍门
　 　 - Mom, I'm not a child. I can do it.
　 　 妈 我不是孩子了 我会的
　 　 - Okay. - Okay.
　 　 好吧 -好吧
　 　 - Okay.
　 　 好吧
　 　 - My mom's not dumb.
　 　 我妈可不傻
　 　 - You can't just ask her to do something for you.
　 　 你不能直接开口让她帮你做事
　 　 - You have to very carefully put the cheese in the trap.
　 　 你一定要摆好龙门阵 坐等她上钩
　 　 - Oh. Oops. I got a little shell in the bowl.
　 　 糟糕 我弄了一点蛋壳进碗里了
　 　 - When that happens, I find that I like to...
　 　 发生那种事的是时候 我觉得我会...
　 　 - Do not do that. - I got it. It's okay.
　 　 别那样做 -我抓到了 没事
　 　 - Oh, that's- that's really gross. - Okay. I'm gonna- I'll do this.
　 　 好恶心啊 -好吧 放着 我来吧
　 　 - You just mop up.
　 　 你擦擦手走人吧
　 　 - And snap.
　 　 成功
　 　 - Is it bad that I feel sorry for her?
　 　 我为她感到悲哀是不是不该啊
　 　 - So how do I start? -What do you think?
　 　 我该如何开始呢 -你觉得呢
　 　 - I don't know. Mom usually tells me what to do.
　 　 我不知道 通常都是妈妈告诉我怎么做
　 　 - Join the club. I'm kidding. I love your mom.
　 　 彼此彼此 我开玩笑的 我爱你妈
　 　 - We are going to try a new approach this time.
　 　 我们今天换个新的学习方法
　 　 - Now, your goal is to create a display
　 　 听好 你的目标是要创建一个
　 　 - about the life and art of Van Gogh, right?
　 　 关于梵高的生平和作品的展板 对吧
　 　 - Yeah. - Okay. You got your poster board right here.
　 　 是啊 -好的 你的展示板在此
　 　 - So, pretend you're telling the story of his life...
　 　 现在 就假装你是在叙述他的生平
　 　 - to someone who has never heard of him.
　 　 而听众是从未听说过他的人
　 　 - What do you put on that board?
　 　 你会在展板上放些什么
　 　 - I see the wheels spinning. A spark of crea
　 　 我看见你的脑筋在转动 创意的火花
　 　 - How do they get the lead in pencils?
　 　 他们是怎么把铅锌放进铅笔里的
　 　 - Ok, Let's try to stay on topic.
　 　 好了 别跑题
　 　 - Hey, Jay. Look who thinks
　 　 嘿 杰 瞧瞧谁认为
　 　 - Mercury is the densest planet in the solar system.
　 　 水星是太阳系中密度最大的行星
　 　 - I take it from your mocking tone that I am incorrect.
　 　 从你嘲笑的语气中 我就知道我说错了
　 　 - Densest planet is Earth.
　 　 密度最大的行星是地球
　 　 - Which makes you the densest guy on the densest planet.
　 　 那你就是密度最大的星球上最愚钝的人
　 　 - Zing! -Fine.
　 　 中枪 -好吧
　 　 - You sure Mitchell won't mind me tagging along?
　 　 你确定米奇尔不建议我跟着去吗
　 　 - Are you kidding? He loves ya.
　 　 开什么玩笑 他很爱你的
　 　 - What are you worried about?
　 　 你在担心什么
　 　 - I've never had a brother before.
　 　 我以前从来没有过兄弟
　 　 - We never really hung out that much.
　 　 我和他一起相处的时间也不多
　 　 - Kiddo, you are overthinking this.
　 　 孩子 你想太多了
　 　 - I just don't wanna say the wrong thing.
　 　 我只是不想说错话
　 　 - You can't. That's the beauty of having a brother.
　 　 不会的 那正是有兄弟的好处
　 　 - Me and my brother were zinging each other all the time.
　 　 我和我弟弟总是相互抨击
　 　 - You know, like, "What's going on, fat boy?"
　 　 比如 "什么情况啊 肥仔"
　 　 - "Nothing much, jackass."
　 　 "没什么 蠢蛋'
　 　 - You know, things of that nature.
　 　 就像那样互相出糗
　 　 - It's- It's how brothers express love.
　 　 那是兄弟间表达爱的方式
　 　 - Shotgun, sucka!
　 　 副驾驶位已占 衰仔
　 　 - Yeah. That's good.
　 　 哈哈 真有你的
　 　 - I'm gonna see the sights.
　 　 我去欣赏一下风景
　 　 - Not if they see you first!
　 　 别让风景先看到你哦
　 　 - Kind of missed with that one, kid.
　 　 刚刚那玩笑没有笑点 孩子
　 　 - All right.
　 　 好了
　 　 - This is all you need to know right here.
　 　 你想知道的信息都在上面
　 　 - Apparently, the pencil's in two pieces,
　 　 显然 铅笔杆一开始是分开的
　 　 - and they glue 'em together on the lead.
　 　 然后才将铅锌放中间粘合到一起
　 　 - What if we put all the stuff about his life on this side...
　 　 我们把关于他生平的材料放这边
　 　 - and all the stuff about his paintings on this side?
　 　 关于他画作的材料放那边怎么样
　 　 - Luke, buddy, that's fantastic!
　 　 卢克 小老弟 那太棒了
　 　 - And the best part is, you came up with that by yourself.
　 　 最棒的是 这个主意是你自己想出来的
　 　 - All it took was a little bit of focus and, uh
　 　 只需要一点专注就做到了
　 　 - This thing is really loose.
　 　 这玩意儿真松了
　 　 - I'm gonna go grab a screwdriver. But you run with this.
　 　 我去拿把螺丝起子 你继续弄这个
　 　 - On your mark, get set, Van Gogh.
　 　 各就各位 预备开始 小梵高
　 　 - Hey, Dad. He kind of looks like Uncle Mitchell,
　 　 嘿 爸 他长得有点像米奇尔舅舅
　 　 - if Uncle Mitchell were insane.
　 　 如果米奇尔舅舅是疯子的话
　 　 - I got sprayed by a skunk!
　 　 我被黄鼠狼的臭液喷到了
　 　 - Oh, you stink!
　 　 你臭死了
　 　 - And not just at astronomy! Blammo!
　 　 不仅是在天文学方面很"臭" 攻击成功
　 　 - What is happening?
　 　 是怎么回事啊
　 　 - I love this place.
　 　 我爱这地方
　 　 - I was a little bit worried because it's not exactly
　 　 我有点担心 因为这并不是...
　 　 - I... love... this place.
　 　 我 爱 这地方
　 　 - I... was... nervous.
　 　 我 很 紧张
　 　 - I mean, there was a lot of different food on the menu,
　 　 我是说 菜单上有很多不同的食物
　 　 - and on the floor, and on the wall.
　 　 地上也有 墙上也有
　 　 - Are we sure we're not exaggerating just a little bit?
　 　 你确定你的话没有任何一点夸张吗
　 　 - Were you there, Mitchell?
　 　 你当时在现场吗 米奇
　 　 - Because I think I would have recognized
　 　 如果你在 我肯定能认得出当场
　 　 - the only other white or gay person.
　 　 除我之外的唯一一个白人或同志
　 　 - I'd already offended Gloria once.
　 　 我已经冒犯过歌洛莉亚一次了
　 　 - Not gonna do it again.
　 　 不能再有第二次了
　 　 - Mi amigo Cameron. - Ah, welcome.
　 　 那是我朋友卡梅隆 -欢迎光临
　 　 - So, carnitas diablos. - Ah, you remember.
　 　 照旧点"辣得跳"吧 -你还记得啊
　 　 - Um, I'll just have the same thing.
　 　 也给我同样的吧
　 　 - No, no, no. You should have the chicken enchiladas.
　 　 不不不 你该点鸡肉玉米卷
　 　 - No, I'll have the carnitas diablos.
　 　 不 我也要"辣得跳"
　 　 - These are not for you. - Excuse me?
　 　 你扛不住的 -你说什么
　 　 - They're too spicy.
　 　 那东西太辣了
　 　 - Miss Gloria's used to it.
　 　 歌洛莉亚小姐是因为已经习惯了
　 　 - Yeah, he's right.
　 　 他说的对
　 　 - I can spice you under the table any day there, sweet thing.
　 　 我可以辣得让你震惊到趴下 美女
　 　 - Dos carnitas diablos, por favor.
　 　 就要"辣得跳" 谢谢
　 　 - Okay.
　 　 好吧
　 　 - Okay.
　 　 好吧
　 　 - Mitchell! - Of course. What was I thinking?
　 　 米奇 止步 -好吧 我妄想什么呢
　 　 - Dad, can we- can we just go home, please?
　 　 爸 我们 能直接回家了吗
　 　 - You've got to air out first before I let you in that car.
　 　 你得先把身上臭气散掉 我才让你进车
　 　 - I'll never get the stink out.
　 　 否则车里的气味永远消不掉
　 　 - Hey, Jay, is that Venus?
　 　 嘿 杰 那是金星吗
　 　 - 'Cause I can smell the clouds of pure sulfuric acid from here.
　 　 我从这儿可以闻到纯硫酸的酸臭气哦
　 　 - Slam! - Okay. I-I'd really like to go home now.
　 　 躺枪 -好吧 我真得回家了
　 　 - We'll miss the meteor shower.
　 　 我们会错过流星雨的
　 　 - The trouble is your clothes.
　 　 问题出在你的衣服上
　 　 - Just take them off. I think there's a blanket in the trunk.
　 　 脱下吧 车后备箱里有条毛毯
　 　 - You sure, Dad?
　 　 你确定吗 老爸
　 　 - You're not worried I might stink up the blanket?
　 　 你不担心我会把毛毯弄臭吗
　 　 - Don't worry about it.
　 　 别担心
　 　 - We just use it to cover up the seat
　 　 那是我们用来铺在车座上的
　 　 - for when Manny's all sweaty after his tango class.
　 　 曼尼练完探戈会汗淋淋的要隔一下
　 　 - If you don't sweat, you're not doing it right.
　 　 如果你没出汗 就说明你练得不对
　 　 - He was one of the best boyfriends I ever had.
　 　 他是我曾拥有的最佳男友之一
　 　 - But he was gay. - Yeah.
　 　 但他是同性恋 -是啊
　 　 - I figured that out after the first month
　 　 我第一个月后就察觉出来了
　 　 - And I stayed for a whole year
　 　 但我跟他继续谈了一年
　 　 - because the haircuts were fantastic!
　 　 因为他剪的发型超赞
　 　 - It's funny, huh?
　 　 很好笑吧
　 　 - Cameron, that one is not that funny.
　 　 卡梅隆 也没那么好笑吧
　 　 - Are you okay? - I'm fine.
　 　 你没事吧 -我没事
　 　 - Are you sure? - I love this place.
　 　 你确定吗 -我喜欢这地方
　 　 - But your head is running water.
　 　 但你头上汗如雨下
　 　 - No, I don't think it is.
　 　 不 你大概看错了
　 　 - I told you it was too spicy for you. Look at your shirt.
　 　 我就说对你太辣了吧 你的衬衫都汗湿了
　 　 - I just need to get a bit of a drink of something. - No, no, no!
　 　 我得去喝点东西缓解一下 -不不
　 　 - Cameron, the water makes it so worse. No!
　 　 卡梅隆 喝水只会辣上加辣 不要
　 　 - Oh, you're right. That does make it worse.
　 　 你说的对 真是辣上加辣了
　 　 - Oh- I feel like I ate the sun!
　 　 我感觉就像是吞下了火辣的太阳
　 　 - And that is the secret to no lumps.
　 　 那就是面粉不搅成块状物的秘诀
　 　 - See? It's kind of fun.
　 　 瞧见了吗 挺有趣的
　 　 - You make it fun, Mom. - Mmm.
　 　 都是你的功劳 妈 -嗯
　 　 - Listen to these symptoms of A.D.H.D.
　 　 听听"注意力缺陷过动症"的症状
　 　 - And tell me it's not Luke. - Alex!
　 　 你们敢说卢克不符合吗 -艾丽克斯
　 　 - "Easily distracted by irrelevant stimuli."
　 　 极易因外界无关刺激而分心
　 　 - "Often impulsively abandons one task for another."
　 　 经常冲动地放弃正在干的事 去干别的事
　 　 - That's where I left those.
　 　 原来我是放在那里了啊
　 　 - "A tendency to act without regard to consequences,
　 　 在行动前不考虑后果
　 　 - often at the expense of personal safety."
　 　 经常不考虑个人安全
　 　 - "Having accidents more often" -Ok, you know what?
　 　 经常发生事故 -好了 别读了
　 　 - I think that's enough, Alex. We've got it.
　 　 够了 艾丽克斯 我们懂了
　 　 - Oh, no. No!
　 　 噢不不
　 　 - Phil. Phil! Honey, are you okay?
　 　 菲尔 菲尔 亲爱的 你没事吧
　 　 - Yeah. Remember those sunglasses I couldn't find?
　 　 没事 记得之前找不到的那个太阳镜吗
　 　 - Bingo!
　 　 找到啦
　 　 - I asked you to do one thing- stay on top of Luke.
　 　 我就让你做一件事 就是监督卢克
　 　 - For your information,
　 　 我想告诉你
　 　 - your son is hard at work on an awesome Van Gogh
　 　 你儿子正努力地解读一副梵高的...
　 　 - Gotta fix that- masterpiece.
　 　 得修下楼梯了 杰作
　 　 - Wait'll you see. You're gonna be so surprised.
　 　 你看了就知道了 你会大吃一惊的
　 　 - Oh, God, honey.
　 　 老天 亲爱的
　 　 - I want nothing more than to be surprised, really.
　 　 我就等着他能令我大吃一惊呢 真的
　 　 - I'm not surprised.
　 　 我一点都不惊讶
　 　 - Okay, that's it. I don't want to hear anything
　 　 好了 够了 我再也不想听
　 　 - about your new method of doing things.
　 　 你所谓的做事的新方法
　 　 - There's one thing that works with these kids,
　 　 对付那些孩子只有一个方法
　 　 - and that is staying on top of them,
　 　 就是严格监督 严厉管教
　 　 - which, thanks to you, my friend,
　 　 多亏了你 我的朋友
　 　 - I will now be able to do all night long.
　 　 我得忙活一整晚了
　 　 - Not happy, dude.
　 　 我很不高兴 老弟
　 　 - You're supposed to be working.
　 　 你该在干正经事才对
　 　 - I am working.
　 　 我在干正经事啊
　 　 - Mr. Potato Head, really?
　 　 玩土豆娃娃 正经个屁啊
　 　 - I know what you think, but- - No, I don't wanna hear it.
　 　 我知道你怎么想的 -不 我不想听
　 　 - I'm going down to clean up the garage,
　 　 我要下去清扫车库
　 　 - then I'm coming back and I'm gonna stand over you
　 　 然后我会回来 一直监督着你
　 　 - until this thing is done, okay?
　 　 直到你最终完成 明白吗
　 　 - Breathe. - Breathing only makes the fire spread.
　 　 快吸气 -吸气只会让"火"烧得更旺
　 　 - Okay. Then drink this milk.
　 　 好吧 那就喝了这瓶牛奶
　 　 - Ay, Cam. Why did you have to order that spicy dish?
　 　 小卡 你为什么要点那道辣菜
　 　 - Because I'm, um, a big idiot...
　 　 因为 我 我是个大白痴
　 　 - and I wanted to have this awesome night between the two of us...
　 　 我希望你我二人能度过一个美好的夜晚
　 　 - where we end up best friends,
　 　 然后我们变成好闺蜜
　 　 - uh, having lunch, buying shoes.
　 　 一起出去吃饭 买鞋
　 　 - Okay! Let's go have lunch, let's go buy shoes.
　 　 好啊 我们一起去吃饭 买鞋吧
　 　 - Really? - Yeah. Why are you so surprised?
　 　 真的吗 -是啊 你为什么这么惊讶
　 　 - Well, I don't know. I guess i just always
　 　 我不知道 我总觉得
　 　 - feel like I blow it with you, Gloria
　 　 我把我们之间的关系搞砸了 歌洛莉亚
　 　 - whether it's the Columbian comment...
　 　 不管是针对哥伦比亚的那些话
　 　 - or picking the wrong restaurant.
　 　 还是选错了餐馆
　 　 - The restaurant had nothing to do with you.
　 　 餐馆那事可不是你的错
　 　 - I was just not in the mood to go anywhere that fancy...
　 　 我只是没心情去那么高级的地方
　 　 - after the stupid thing I did this morning.
　 　 因为我今早干了一件蠢事
　 　 - What did you do?
　 　 你干什么了
　 　 - I bought a dress. - You monster.
　 　 我买了件裙子 -你个女魔头
　 　 - Ay. It was a very expensive dress that I don't need.
　 　 那是件超贵的裙子 其实我根本就不需要
　 　 - I felt so stupid that when I got home,
　 　 我回到家的时候觉得自己好愚蠢
　 　 - I couldn't even bring it inside the house.
　 　 我都不想把它拿回家
　 　 - I left it in the car. - I totally get it.
　 　 我放在车里了 -我完全理解
　 　 - I have a legendary hat story.
　 　 我也有个传奇性的"帽子故事"
　 　 - I'll bet you look fabulous in that dress.
　 　 我敢打赌你穿那件裙子一定美若天仙
　 　 - Yes, but anyone would look fabulous in that dress.
　 　 是啊 但谁穿上那件裙子都会美若天仙的
　 　 - You find that blanket? - No.
　 　 你找到毛毯了吗 -没有
　 　 - This was all I could find. Shut up!
　 　 我只能找到这件裙子 快闭嘴
　 　 - Really shows off your shape. - Okay.
　 　 真是完美展现你的好身材啊 -好吧
　 　 - Spin around, cupcake. Let's see the caboose!
　 　 转一圈 小美妞 让我们瞧瞧你的美臀
　 　 - You get fries with that shake?
　 　 有没有薯条配你那"奶臀"啊
　 　 - Was that too far?
　 　 我是不是太过分了
　 　 - There's a line, Jay.
　 　 凡事都有界限的 杰
　 　 - I better go mop this up.
　 　 我最好过去解释一下
　 　 - Oh, come on. Where's the
　 　 噢 拜托 怎么找不到
　 　 - I'm sorry if things got a little out of hand back there,
　 　 如果刚刚有点过分 我向你道歉
　 　 - but in our defense, look at you.
　 　 但我们想辩解一下 瞧瞧你
　 　 - I mean, smell you.
　 　 我是说 闻闻你身上的味儿
　 　 - This is a fantastic apology.
　 　 你的道歉可真令人"顺心"
　 　 - Oh, don't be too hard on the kid. I was egging him on.
　 　 别生那孩子的气 是我教他那么做的
　 　 - You're gonna be mad, be mad at me.
　 　 如果你要生气 就生我的气好啦
　 　 - Done!
　 　 行啊
　 　 - I was just happy to see him laugh a little bit.
　 　 我只是很高兴看到那孩子露出笑脸
　 　 - You know, he's had kind of a tough week.
　 　 他这周过得挺不开心的
　 　 - I got sprayed by a skunk,
　 　 我被黄鼠狼喷了一身臭屁
　 　 - and I'm wearing a dress that makes my hips look huge.
　 　 还穿着一条把我屁股衬托得很翘的裙子
　 　 - I know he doesn't want me to talk about it,
　 　 我知道他不希望我提起这事儿
　 　 - but he didn't get invited to this big party.
　 　 但他没有获邀参加某个盛大的派对
　 　 - Some kids he thought were his friends
　 　 他自以为那些人是他的朋友
　 　 - think he's weird.
　 　 但对方认为他是个怪人
　 　 - Now, you know me on this. I'm no- I'm no good at it.
　 　 你了解我的 我 我不擅长处理这种事
　 　 - You know, I- I never know what to say.
　 　 我 总是不知道该如何安慰
　 　 - That's true.
　 　 那倒是真的
　 　 - But maybe I raised a kid who would know what to say.
　 　 但或许我养大的儿子知道该怎么安慰
　 　 - That's the only reason I invited him along
　 　 所以我才邀他一起过来
　 　 - you know, because this astronomy stuff,
　 　 因为 这种天文观测
　 　 - that's- that's our thing.
　 　 是 属于我们父子俩的亲密时刻
　 　 - Yeah. No, I'll talk to him.
　 　 是啊 好吧 我去找他谈谈
　 　 - You know, you don't look that ridiculous.
　 　 其实 你穿这件衣服一点都不可笑
　 　 - Now, you actually got the legs for it. - Dad.
　 　 你的美腿真的可以衬起这件衣服 -老爸
　 　 - No, I'm just saying,
　 　 不 我只是想说
　 　 - if you were that type of a gay- - Dad!
　 　 如果你是那种喜欢穿女装的同性恋 -老爸
　 　 - You'd probably do all right for yourself.
　 　 可能也会混得不错哦
　 　 - Come on!
　 　 拜托
　 　 - You know, I always had a sense it was dangerous down here,
　 　 我其实一直觉得这片地区很危险
　 　 - but I guess it's actually kind of charming, isn't it?
　 　 但其实还挺有魅力的 不是吗
　 　 - No, it's not safe at all.
　 　 不 一点都不安全
　 　 - I used to live down here, you know. - What?
　 　 我曾经就住这儿 你知道吗 -什么
　 　 - Yeah, that's why I come down here. Look there.
　 　 是的哦 所以我才过来 瞧那边
　 　 - That was my old apartment.
　 　 那是我曾经住过的公寓
　 　 - After I left Javier, that's all I could afford.
　 　 我离开哈维尔后 只能负担得起那样的房子
　 　 - It's still part of me.
　 　 那也是我人生经历的一部分
　 　 - You have to remember those things,
　 　 你得记住那些过往的事情
　 　 - like you when you go to your farm.
　 　 就像你出身在农场一样
　 　 - You remember that? I told you that a year ago.
　 　 你记得那个呀 我好像是一年前告诉你的
　 　 - Of course I do. You're my friend, you big idiot.
　 　 我当然记得 你是我的朋友 你个大白痴
　 　 - You know, this part of town might be very rough,
　 　 其实 这一地区治安或许很差劲
　 　 - but the people here, Cameron- the best.
　 　 但这里的人 小卡 他们都是最好的
　 　 - I'm pretty sure I had wheels when I parked here.
　 　 我很确定我停车的时候 轮子还在的
　 　 - Ayayay! Who did this?
　 　 奶奶个熊 谁干的
　 　 - No, it's okay, Gloria. - Who did this?
　 　 不 没事的 歌洛莉亚 -是谁干的
　 　 - You coward son of bitches!
　 　 你个狗娘养的缩头乌龟
　 　 - It's okay, everybody! I'm- I'm insured!
　 　 没事的 大家伙 我上了保险的
　 　 - What? What? You scared?
　 　 怎么 怎么着 怕了吗
　 　 - You scared to show your face, little girl?
　 　 不敢出来露脸了吗 怂货娘们儿
　 　 - No, it's all right, everybody! - Cameron, wait in the car!
　 　 不 没事的大家 -小卡 去车里待着
　 　 - Cameron! - Gloria, I think it's drivable.
　 　 卡梅隆 -歌洛莉亚 我觉得还是可以开的
　 　 - Gloria!
　 　 歌洛莉亚
　 　 - Just so you know, I'm going back up to Luke's room,
　 　 我想说 我马上会回到卢克的房间
　 　 - and I'm not leaving until he's finished. - Thank you.
　 　 他不弄完我就不走 -谢谢了
　 　 - And I'm really sorry for not underestimating Luke enough.
　 　 我很抱歉还是有点高估卢克了
　 　 - Well, that means a lot to me.
　 　 这话让我深感宽慰
　 　 - The hardest part is, he kinda takes after me with all this.
　 　 最艰难的是 他这些毛病都是跟我学的
　 　 - Like my lack of focus and your
　 　 比如我做事缺乏专注以及你的...
　 　 - My what? - I just love you.
　 　 我的什么 -我好爱你
　 　 - I did it.
　 　 我完成了
　 　 - Oh, my God.
　 　 噢 老天啊
　 　 - Do you like it?
　 　 你们喜欢吗
　 　 - I-I- I love it.
　 　 我 我超爱的
　 　 - Did you do this? -All him.
　 　 是你帮忙的吗 -都是他一手做的
　 　 - I used Mr. Potato Head ears
　 　 我用上了土豆娃娃的耳朵
　 　 - because Van Gogh cut his ear off.
　 　 因为梵高曾自割耳朵
　 　 - And there's money
　 　 上面还贴着钱
　 　 - because his paintings sell for, like, a bajillion dollars,
　 　 因为他的画现在卖到天文数字般的价格
　 　 - which is sad because he died broke.
　 　 那很可悲 因为他死时身无分文
　 　 - Yes. That
　 　 是啊 那...
　 　 - You were right. -Don't apologize.
　 　 你是对的 -不用道歉
　 　 - I'm not apologizing. -Apology accepted.
　 　 我不是在道歉 -接受你的道歉了
　 　 - Luke, I-I really couldn't be more proud of you,
　 　 卢克 我真的好为你骄傲
　 　 - and I am so sorry I didn't give you more credit.
　 　 我很抱歉之前看扁你了
　 　 - Thanks. - Way to go, buddy.
　 　 谢谢 -真棒 老弟
　 　 - Gotta go finish the cupcakes.
　 　 得去把纸杯蛋糕做完
　 　 - No. She didn't.
　 　 不 她不是吧
　 　 - Sweetie, can you hand me those? - Uh-huh.
　 　 亲爱的 把那个递给我好吗 -嗯哼
　 　 - Yeah, I can talk.
　 　 是啊 我可以聊的
　 　 - What are you doing?
　 　 你在干什么啊
　 　 - I showed you how to make 'em,
　 　 我已经向你演示怎么做了
　 　 - and now you can do it yourself.
　 　 现在你可以自己做了
　 　 - Come on, guys. Let's go.
　 　 好了大家 都出去吧
　 　 - Well, good, because I really wanted to.
　 　 很好 因为我真的很想亲自动手呢
　 　 - Okay. I'm setting the oven to 700!
　 　 好吧 我把烤箱温度调到700度
　 　 - I'm putting, uh- I'm putting the eggs in the bowl!
　 　 我 接下来把鸡蛋打入碗里
　 　 - Oh, I got some shells in 'em! Uh-oh!
　 　 噢 我把蛋壳弄进去了 哎呀
　 　 - Are you serious?
　 　 你要不要这么绝情啊
　 　 - Hey. - Hey, Mitchell.
　 　 嘿 -米奇尔
　 　 - So, I know you'd never, um
　 　 那个 我知道你永远不会...
　 　 - I know you'd never,
　 　 我知道你永远不会
　 　 - never believe this by looking at me right now,
　 　 你看到我现在的样子永远也不会相信
　 　 - but, um, I used to get picked on at school too.
　 　 我以前在学校也被排斥被欺负
　 　 - So Jay told you? - Yeah.
　 　 杰告诉你了哈 -是啊
　 　 - Yeah, they would, um- they'd call me weird.
　 　 他们会说我是怪胎
　 　 - I was weird. Uh, fun weird.
　 　 我的确很怪 有趣的那种怪
　 　 - But I- This is the funny thing about growing up.
　 　 但是成长的可笑之处就在这里
　 　 - For years and years, everybody's desperately afraid...
　 　 在多年的时间中 大家都很害怕
　 　 - to be different, you know, in any way.
　 　 标新立异 异于常人
　 　 - And then, suddenly, almost overnight,
　 　 然后 突然间 几乎是一夜之间
　 　 - everybody wants to be different,
　 　 大家又都想异于常人
　 　 - and that is where we win.
　 　 那就是我们胜利的时候
　 　 - I'm sort of counting on that. - Yeah.
　 　 我期盼着那一天的到来 -是啊
　 　 - I'm sorry I was picking on you too much. -Ah, that's
　 　 我很抱歉对你太不客气了 -那...
　 　 - Jay said that's what brothers do.
　 　 杰说兄弟间就是那样相处的
　 　 - Well, we don't have to listen to him.
　 　 我们可以不用听他的
　 　 - Brothers do that too. - Okay, ladies.
　 　 有时兄弟会合伙反抗老爸的 -姑娘们
　 　 - Finish up your tea party.
　 　 茶话会该开完了吧
　 　 - You're missing the show.
　 　 你们要错过好戏了
　 　 - Can't believe I was fighting over this guy, huh?
　 　 真不该相信我会和这家伙较劲儿 是吧
　 　 - Check it out. Check it out.
　 　 快看 快看
　 　 - Wow. - Awesome!
　 　 哇 -太美了
　 　 - Why did he paint The Starry Night?
　 　 为什么梵高会创作《星夜》那幅画呢
　 　 - Maybe because the sky is beautiful,
　 　 或许是因为天空很美丽
　 　 - and everybody likes looking at it,
　 　 每个人都喜欢仰望星空
　 　 - and it reminds us
　 　 那提醒我们
　 　 - that something's up there watching over all of us
　 　 天空中有东西在时刻盯着我们
　 　 - aliens, who could be here in a second...
　 　 是外星人 他们可以瞬间到达地球
　 　 - to liquefy us and use us as fuel.
　 　 把我们溶解成液体 变成燃料
　 　 - So wake up, people. We're next.
　 　 醒醒吧 全人类 下一个就是我们了
　 　 - Mom!
　 　 妈
　 　 - You better get down here!
　 　 你最好快下来
　 　 - Oh, my God.
　 　 哦 老天啊
　 　 - Wow! Delicious!
　 　 哇 好美味哦
　 　 - I am so proud.
　 　 我真为你骄傲
　 　 - Oh! Thanks, Mom. I'm just gonna wrap these up.
　 　 谢了 妈 我把这些都包起来
　 　 - No. You know what, sweetie?
　 　 不 那个 宝贝
　 　 - You're gonna be late for school. Just go.
　 　 你上学要迟到了 快走吧
　 　 - I'll bring 'em by later.
　 　 我一会儿给你送过去
　 　 - Are you sure? -Yeah!
　 　 真的吗 -是的
　 　 - Get out of here, Betty Crocker. - Okay.
　 　 快去吧 甜品大师 -好的
　 　 - I'm so proud of you!
　 　 我真为你骄傲
　 　 - Do we still have the number for Poison Control?
　 　 我们还有中毒控制中心的电话吗
　 　 - I love you, Claire. I'll always love you!
　 　 我爱你 克莱尔 至"死"不渝
　 　 - My mouth is asleep, like at the dentist.
　 　 我的嘴巴麻醉了 像看牙医的时候一样
　 　 - Get over here, buddy.
　 　 快过来 老弟
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　 　 - Today Sam Riley kicked a soccer ball...
　 　 今天山姆·莱利踢足球
　 　 - and it hit another kid so hard his eye popped out.
　 　 狠狠砸中某小孩 他眼珠都爆出来了
　 　 - Awesome!
　 　 帅呆了
　 　 - Really? His eye popped out.
　 　 是吗 眼珠真爆出来了吗
　 　 - Never mind. - Well, gotta hit the sack. Big Saturday tomorrow.
　 　 算了 -钻被窝咯 明天周六大日子哎
　 　 - That's right. It's somebody's birthday.
　 　 没错 某人过生日
　 　 - Not just that. The iPad comes out
　 　 不止生日 iPad要开卖了
　 　 - on my actual birthday.
　 　 就在我生日这天
　 　 - It's like Steve Jobs and God got together to say,
　 　 像是乔帮主和上帝勾肩搭背地说
　 　 - "We love you, Phil."
　 　 "我们爱你哟 菲尔"
　 　 - What is so great about that doohickey anyhow?
　 　 那玩意儿到底棒在哪儿
　 　 - "Doohickey," Elly May?
　 　 "玩意儿" 艾丽·梅
　 　 - It's a movie theater, a library and a music store...
　 　 电影院 图书馆 音乐商店
　 　 - all rolled into one awesome pad.
　 　 都集成在那神奇的小本里
　 　 - A library is a place where people get books.
　 　 图书馆知道吗 是个看书的地方
　 　 - A movie theater is a place where people go on dates.
　 　 电影院知道吗 是个约会的地方
　 　 - I better load the beach chair into the trunk.
　 　 我得把沙滩椅装到车里
　 　 - I'm gonna need it for the line in the morning.
　 　 明早好坐着排队
　 　 - Wait, honey. Hang on.
　 　 等等亲爱的
　 　 - You can't spend your birthday in line.
　 　 你生日怎么能排一天队呢
　 　 - Well, not the whole day.
　 　 不会排一天啦
　 　 - I have to be there at 6:00, you'll forget about it.
　 　 我6点去 不用你惦记
　 　 - Then I'm out by 10:00. - Why don't you let me do it?
　 　 10点就买到啦 -我去排怎么样
　 　 - Claire, you don't have to do that.
　 　 克莱尔 没必要吧
　 　 - No, I know, but I want to.
　 　 是没必要 但我想替你
　 　 - And that way on your birthday
　 　 那样的话 你生日这天
　 　 - you'll wake up and you'll have your brand-new toy.
　 　 一睁眼 面前就是新玩具啦
　 　 - Okay.
　 　 好吧
　 　 - Well, in spite of you calling it a toy,
　 　 你将之称作"玩具"是大不敬
　 　 - this is shaping up to top the best birthday I ever had.
　 　 但明天貌似会超过我曾过得最开心的一个生日
　 　 - Oh, thank God we don't have to hear that stupid story
　 　 感谢上帝 再不用听那故事
　 　 - about that place... - It was called the Fun Zone.
　 　 什么地方来着 -在欢乐地带球场
　 　 - I was 11.
　 　 那年我11岁
　 　 - I hit 10 straight fastballs in the batting cage.
　 　 连续击中10个直线快球
　 　 - Then my best friend Jeff Sweeney stepped in
　 　 然后我的铁哥们杰夫·斯威尼冒出来
　 　 - and took one in the groin.
　 　 被我正中胯下
　 　 - I yelled out "Ball two!"
　 　 我喊道 又中两"球"
　 　 - Everybody laughed.
　 　 所有人爆笑
　 　 - That was when I knew I was funny.
　 　 那时我就知道 我很搞笑
　 　 - Good night.
　 　 晚安
　 　 - B-E-L-I-E-V-E. Believe.
　 　 B-E-L-I-E-V-E 相信
　 　 - Are you sure there's not an "E-I" In the middle?
　 　 中间不是E-I吗 你确定吗
　 　 - No. It's "I-E." - Good, papi!
　 　 不 是I-E -好样滴 宝贝
　 　 - If I can't fool you, then your teachers can't fool you either.
　 　 我绕不晕你 你老师也别想成功
　 　 - I don't think they're trying to fool me.
　 　 老师没必要绕晕我吧
　 　 - Wait until you see what I got Phil for his birthday.
　 　 猜猜我给菲尔买了什么生日礼物
　 　 - I found it on the SkyMall catalog.
　 　 天维购物淘到的
　 　 - Ay. It's not one of those talking alarm clocks?
　 　 啧啧 不是那种会说话的闹钟吧
　 　 - "It's 6:05. It's 6:25. Wake up. Wake up."
　 　 "6:05啦 6:25啦 醒醒啦醒醒啦"
　 　 - Even better. A rosewood chess set.
　 　 比那个棒多了 一套紫檀木棋
　 　 - As matter of fact, before I wrap this thing,
　 　 话说 不如我等会再包装
　 　 - what say we take it for a spin?
　 　 我们先来一局怎么样
　 　 - Come on, Manny. I'll teach you.
　 　 来吧曼尼 我教你
　 　 - He knows how to play. His father taught him.
　 　 他会下的啦 他老爸教过的
　 　 - I'm gonna teach him real chess, not the Colombian version.
　 　 我要教他正经下法 不是哥伦比亚版的
　 　 - We actually use the pieces to play the game,
　 　 在我们这 棋子是用来下的
　 　 - not smuggle stuff out of the country.
　 　 不是用来藏毒走私的
　 　 - I know one Colombian piece you won't be playing with later.
　 　 那你也少来玩我这哥伦比亚女子
　 　 - Manny, come on. Let's see what you got.
　 　 曼尼快来 试试你能耐
　 　 - You'll be surprised.
　 　 会让你大吃一惊的
　 　 - Manny's an excellent player, but Jay is a grumpy loser.
　 　 曼尼棋艺高超 杰的棋品可不咋滴
　 　 - He mopes, he makes the face, he slams the door,
　 　 输了就生闷气 吊脸子 还摔门
　 　 - then he said he didn't slam the door.
　 　 摔完门还不承认
　 　 - It's better that he wins.
　 　 让他赢比较好啦
　 　 - Um, I got this.
　 　 我来
　 　 - Everything's gonna be okay.
　 　 没事的
　 　 - It's okay. It's okay.
　 　 好啦 别哭啦
　 　 - Cam! - Leave me alone.
　 　 小卡 -别吵我
　 　 - There's a...there's a man in Lily's room.
　 　 莉莉 莉莉房里有个人
　 　 - There's a man in Lily's room!
　 　 莉莉房里有个人啊
　 　 - It's go time.
　 　 大棒走起
　 　 - Oh, thank God.
　 　 感谢上帝
　 　 - It's me, it's me, it's me, it's me.
　 　 是我是我 别打 是我
　 　 - She's fine.
　 　 她没事
　 　 - We must have just heard a neighbor with the same monitor.
　 　 邻居的监控器和我们串线了
　 　 - Thank God.
　 　 感谢上帝
　 　 - Boy, if a spider would have broken in here,
　 　 老天 要是有蜘蛛闯入
　 　 - he would have been in trouble.
　 　 你捏个报纸也就能吓吓它而已
　 　 - Light-up barbecue tongs.
　 　 灯光烧烤夹
　 　 - This was the lame gift I got Phil.
　 　 我就给菲尔准备了这破礼物
　 　 - So, was I bummed to get up at 5:00 and wait in line?
　 　 所以5点起床排队 我郁闷吗
　 　 - No. No, because I was finally getting my husband
　 　 不 不会 我总算能给老公
　 　 - something that he really, really wanted.
　 　 买到梦寐以求的礼物了
　 　 - I was every bit as excited as he was.
　 　 我和他一样兴奋
　 　 - No.
　 　 不行
　 　 - Hey, buddy.
　 　 嘿 哥们
　 　 - I hope you're not upset about our chess match yesterday.
　 　 昨天输给我 没生气吧
　 　 - Hey, what do you say we play again?
　 　 再来一盘怎么样
　 　 - I'm good. - That's the spirit.
　 　 我挺好 -态度不错
　 　 - Downloaded this for you.
　 　 我给你下载的
　 　 - It's kind of a kid's guide to chess.
　 　 儿童级国际象棋入门
　 　 - No, Jay. I'm good.
　 　 不了 杰 我好得很
　 　 - Nah, it's not all dry like that. They have fun with it.
　 　 下棋不无聊的 可以很有趣嘛
　 　 - See, you can color in the little players with your crayons.
　 　 看 可以用蜡笔给小人上色呢
　 　 - Now you are making me want to play again.
　 　 还真让我兴趣大增
　 　 - Now we're lighting a fire. Let me toss this out.
　 　 有兴趣就对了 我们来打个赌吧
　 　 - If you beat me, if that day should ever come,
　 　 如果终有一天 你下赢了我
　 　 - I'll give you
　 　 我就给你...
　 　 - I want your watch. - Wow, you had that loaded up.
　 　 你那块表 -哟 早看上了啊
　 　 - Okay. Game on.
　 　 成 来吧
　 　 - Now, I want you to go first.
　 　 来 你先下
　 　 - Now remember, try to open up the middle of the board.
　 　 记住 努力清出中路
　 　 - I'd have moved that guy two spaces.
　 　 我觉得你该走两步
　 　 - More aggressive.
　 　 更有攻击性
　 　 - And you don't want to bring your queen out that quickly.
　 　 皇后也别那么早出来
　 　 - See, now you could've protected that with that,
　 　 看 它应该守在原地的
　 　 - but now you're vulnerable
　 　 它一动 就露了...
　 　 - Checkmate. - Huh? What?
　 　 将军 -哈? 什么
　 　 - How'd you do that?
　 　 怎么将的
　 　 - You will not believe what's going on
　 　 你肯定猜不到
　 　 - at Jake and Debbie's house.
　 　 杰克和黛比家出了什么事
　 　 - Who? -The people on the monitor. They must live nearby.
　 　 谁 -和我们串线那家 肯定就住附近
　 　 - So much drama.
　 　 他家太狗血了
　 　 - Okay, Jake told Debbie that he had to work late.
　 　 杰克跟黛比说 他要加班
　 　 - So she called his boss
　 　 黛比打给他老板
　 　 - and found out that he didn't. Busted!
　 　 发现没加班 抓包
　 　 - So she spent all morning on the phone
　 　 她就打了一早上电话
　 　 - crying and crying and crying to her mother...
　 　 跟她妈妈哭啊哭啊哭
　 　 - and said if Jake has to work "late" one more time,
　 　 说如果杰克再"加班"
　 　 - she's filing for divorce.
　 　 她就要离婚
　 　 - That's it? I give you that tasty dish
　 　 就这样吗 我端上狗血大菜
　 　 - and all you give me is a "Huh"?
　 　 你就只"哈"一声吗
　 　 - I-I'm s- Cam, I froze last night.
　 　 对不起小卡 昨晚我吓呆了
　 　 - I froze.
　 　 真是呆了
　 　 - I thought Lily was in danger and I froze.
　 　 我以为莉莉有危险 就吓呆了
　 　 - But not you. No, you sprung right into action.
　 　 可你没有 你立刻行动
　 　 - You even had the cool "It's go time" line.
　 　 居然还拉风地说了句"走起"
　 　 - That comes to me naturally. I spent a year as a crossing guard.
　 　 那是本能啦 我做过一年交管员
　 　 - Cam, I mean, what kind of parent am I
　 　 小卡 我算是什么爸爸啊
　 　 - if I can't even protect my own family, you know?
　 　 连自己的家人都保护不了
　 　 - Just once I would love to be the guy with no fear...
　 　 我真想有那么一次无所畏惧
　 　 - who can stand up and, I don't know, you know, kick some ass.
　 　 站起来 该 该出手时就出手
　 　 - You're so cute when you're angry with your little fists.
　 　 你那小粉拳挥得真萌
　 　 - Just wanna put you in my pocket.
　 　 真想把你装进口袋里
　 　 - Think he's coming.
　 　 老爸下楼了
　 　 - He's coming? - Here he comes.
　 　 来了吗 -来了来了
　 　 - Dad! - Happy birthday!
　 　 老爸 -生日快乐
　 　 - You guys! That's awesome.
　 　 孩子们 帅呆了
　 　 - Oh, who are these from? - Cam and Mitchell.
　 　 谁送来的气球 -小卡和米奇尔
　 　 - Those guys are a class act.
　 　 典型的基情温馨
　 　 - We're making you breakfast.
　 　 我们给你做早餐呢
　 　 - French waffle cakes.
　 　 法式华夫饼哦
　 　 - Let me guess: One waffle in between two pieces of French toast
　 　 我猜猜 两片法式吐司夹华夫
　 　 - wrapped in a pancake.
　 　 外面裹着煎饼
　 　 - Nailed it.
　 　 全对
　 　 - Bring it in here, monkeys.
　 　 过来吧孩儿们
　 　 - Love you! Get over here!
　 　 老爸爱你们 快过来
　 　 - Good enough.
　 　 真棒
　 　 - Where's Mom?
　 　 老妈人呢
　 　 - You mean the greatest woman in the world?
　 　 你是说史上最棒的女人吗
　 　 - She is standing in line at the Apple Store,
　 　 正在苹果店门外排队呢
　 　 - making all my birthday wishes come true.
　 　 要实现我所有的生日愿望
　 　 - Let's see how these bad boys taste.
　 　 看看味道怎样
　 　 - Oh, no... - Son of a... Oh! It's hot!
　 　 别碰 -老天 烫
　 　 - Are you okay? - Fresh out of the oven? That is...
　 　 没事吧 -刚出炉是吧 真是
　 　 - Do you want some ice? - Yes.
　 　 要冰块吗 -要
　 　 - Oh, man! This...
　 　 靠 真是...
　 　 - Oh, that feels better. That feels better. - Sorry, Dad.
　 　 舒服多了 舒服舒服 -对不起 老爸
　 　 - No, it actually- That feels weird.
　 　 没有 太诡异了
　 　 - That burns in a different way!
　 　 换了种疼法
　 　 - Don't wash this until we see if I can get my skin back. Okay?
　 　 烤盘别洗啊 我皮还黏在上面呢
　 　 - Let me see it!
　 　 让我看看
　 　 - No! Your party's not until tonight.
　 　 不行 派对要晚上才开始呢
　 　 - You're just gonna have to wait.
　 　 你得等等
　 　 - Just let me see the bag. Did you leave it in the car?
　 　 让我看看包装袋嘛 留在车里了吗
　 　 - Yeah! - Hey, who'd you deal with?
　 　 对啊 -谁招待你的
　 　 - Was it a guy named Mehar? They call him "The beast."
　 　 是叫莫哈吗 他们管他叫"兽男"
　 　 - He's a tiny guy. He must've move a ton of product.
　 　 矮个子 他肯定忙着疯狂搬货
　 　 - I kinda love that you're making me wait.
　 　 吊胃口哈 我喜欢
　 　 - You are the best wife ever!
　 　 你是史上最棒老婆啦
　 　 - You are the best wife ever!
　 　 史上最棒 绝对的
　 　 - I didn't get you the iPad.
　 　 我没买到iPad
　 　 - I got to the store and they were all out.
　 　 我到的时候已经卖光了
　 　 - I'm so sorry.
　 　 真对不起
　 　 - I don't understand. My online buddies got it.
　 　 我不懂 我网友都买到了
　 　 - SAT800 and Brobot didn't get there until 8:00.
　 　 高考落榜君和机器兄8点才到店里
　 　 - And you definitely got there before they did,
　 　 你肯定比他们早
　 　 - because you got there at 6:30.
　 　 你不是六点半就去了
　 　 - No, no, no! You didn't get there at 6:30? Where were you?
　 　 不不不 你没早去吗 你上哪去了
　 　 - I set the alarm for 5:00.
　 　 我闹钟定了五点的
　 　 - I got up, I came downstairs, I fell asleep.
　 　 起床下楼 结果又睡着了
　 　 - No! Oh, my goodness.
　 　 不要啊 老天爷
　 　 - What have I done? What have I done?
　 　 我做了什么 我做了什么
　 　 - I should've done this myself. - Sweetie, you know what?
　 　 我该自己去的 -亲爱的 没事
　 　 - They're gonna get more in next week.
　 　 下周会补货的呀
　 　 - Next week?
　 　 下周
　 　 - That's the worst thing you can say to an early adopter.
　 　 让抢鲜族等下周 你太残忍了
　 　 - Where are you going?
　 　 你上哪去
　 　 - To a place where birthdays still mean something.
　 　 去找个重视别人生日的地方
　 　 - I'll get that.
　 　 我去开门
　 　 - Hi, Manny. - Mitchell?
　 　 曼尼 -米奇尔
　 　 - What are you doing here at...
　 　 你有何贵干呀
　 　 - 4:17 on a Saturday afternoon?
　 　 现在时间 周六下午4点17分
　 　 - Oh, I'm just returning my dad's belt of tools, so
　 　 我来还老爸的工具包
　 　 - At 4:17 on a Saturday afternoon?
　 　 周六下午4点17分吗
　 　 - Don't you have something better to do?
　 　 你没别的事可干了吗
　 　 - So, were you a big hit? - What do you mean?
　 　 装扮成功吗 -什么
　 　 - Well, I just assumed there was some kind of costume party.
　 　 你借这玩意多半是参加化妆派对嘛
　 　 - Was Cam the Indian?
　 　 小卡扮印度阿三是不
　 　 - No. For your information, Dad,
　 　 不 跟你说 爸
　 　 - we were actually doing a little construction at the house.
　 　 我们确实是在家建了东西
　 　 - What'd you build?
　 　 建了什么
　 　 - A gift-wrapping station.
　 　 礼品包装小站
　 　 - And we're back.
　 　 真够基情的哈
　 　 - So, thank you for that. - You're welcome.
　 　 谢了 -不客气
　 　 - Hey, uh, Dad, do you remember when I was, probably 11...
　 　 老爸 你记不记得我11岁时
　 　 - and you were teaching me how to fight, and then I quit?
　 　 你教我拳击 我半途而废来着
　 　 - Yeah, when you said everything you needed to learn
　 　 是啊 你说你要学的招数
　 　 - you'd learn from West Side Story.
　 　 《西区故事》那种歌舞片里都有
　 　 - Yeah. - How'd that work out for you?
　 　 对 -花拳绣腿好用吗
　 　 - If I'm ever in a dance fight, I'll let you know.
　 　 哪天斗了舞 一定告诉你
　 　 - So, yeah- Is the offer, uh, still good?
　 　 那 你还想教我吗
　 　 - Why? What's the matter? You got problems with Cam?
　 　 怎么了 你和小卡闹矛盾啦
　 　 - No! Why would you say that?
　 　 怎么会呢 你咋猜那个
　 　 - Well, come on. I mean, you know, sharing a room with a guy?
　 　 拜托 和男人同居哎
　 　 - I bunked with my brother. I know that can get pretty rough.
　 　 我跟我弟弟睡过上下铺 天天暴力
　 　 - I don't "bunk" with Cam.
　 　 我和小卡可不睡上下铺
　 　 - Dad, I just wanna learn a little self-defense, you know.
　 　 爸 我就是想学点自卫术
　 　 - Show me what you remember.
　 　 还记得哪招 耍来看看
　 　 - Right now? - Yeah.
　 　 现 现在吗 -来吧
　 　 - Okay, uh- Gosh, uh- Thumbs out.
　 　 好吧 老天 拇指外扣
　 　 - Thumbs. Attaboy. - And then
　 　 没错 乖仔 -然后
　 　 - That wasn't- That wasn't very pretty, was it?
　 　 不咋漂亮 是不
　 　 - You know what? Maybe it was a little too pretty.
　 　 其实 恐怕是太"漂亮"了
　 　 - That's the thing.
　 　 没错
　 　 - Here it goes.
　 　 起飞了哈
　 　 - Oh! Oh, man!
　 　 老天
　 　 - Buddy!
　 　 哥们
　 　 - Think the problem is, you're not jumping from high enough.
　 　 你起跳点太低了 才没飞起来
　 　 - You should get on top of the garage.
　 　 去车库顶试试
　 　 - Alex, stop trying to kill your brother.
　 　 艾丽克斯 别害你小弟了
　 　 - Listen, guys, I need your help.
　 　 各位 妈妈要求助你们
　 　 - We've gotta find your dad one of those iPad thingies.
　 　 得给老爸找个iPad来
　 　 - So, Haley, text everyone you know.
　 　 海莉 给你朋友群发短信
　 　 - Alex? Facebook, chat, tweet, buzz, bling,
　 　 艾丽克斯 Facebook 推特什么的都发一圈
　 　 - I don't know! Just do what you have to do.
　 　 我不懂那些玩意 你要通过一切渠道
　 　 - We have got to find one of these iPads. Okay?
　 　 千万找个iPad来 好吗
　 　 - Luke? Sweetie, that means stay out of everyone's way
　 　 卢克小可爱 别挡路
　 　 - and stop inhaling the balloons.
　 　 也别吸氢气
　 　 - I'm not inhaling them.
　 　 我哪有吸氢气
　 　 - Stop lying.
　 　 少撒谎了
　 　 - How did she know?
　 　 她怎么发现的
　 　 - Didn't your mama teach you never to take a ride from a stranger?
　 　 妈妈有没教你 别坐陌生人的车
　 　 - Got a little vacation time coming up?
　 　 快放假了吧
　 　 - Have fun on the moon!
　 　 上月球好好玩吧
　 　 - Not feeling too well lately?
　 　 最近身体不爽是吗
　 　 - Maybe you should come see the doctor...
　 　 来看看医生
　 　 - and I'll get rid of it!
　 　 哥帮你解决
　 　 - What's that supposed to mean?
　 　 你瞎嚷嚷啥呢
　 　 - Attention. If you're here for Phil's birthday party,
　 　 请注意 参加菲尔生日派对的朋友们
　 　 - they're gathering in the picnic area.
　 　 请到野餐区集合
　 　 - Phil's birthday party.
　 　 菲尔的生日派对
　 　 - My wife knew I'd be here.
　 　 我老婆知道我会来这
　 　 - She put together a whole party for me.
　 　 给我准备了派对哎
　 　 - Does that really make up for not getting an iPad?
　 　 这能弥补iPad的事儿吗
　 　 - Don't make me sorry I shared that with you. Okay?
　 　 我跟你交心了 你可别挑拨我们
　 　 - See you, fellas.
　 　 拜啦各位
　 　 - Howdy-do!
　 　 侬好呀
　 　 - I just heard the announcement for Phil's birthday party.
　 　 广播说菲尔的生日派对在这
　 　 - Oh, yeah. It's right around the corner.
　 　 对的 拐弯就是
　 　 - Awesome. - Have fun!
　 　 太棒了 -好好玩
　 　 - Thank you. Thanks, my lady.
　 　 谢谢你 美女
　 　 - Ice-cream cake? Ice-cream cake's good.
　 　 冰激凌蛋糕吗 真棒
　 　 - Happy birthday, Phil!
　 　 菲尔 生日快乐
　 　 - This is awesome!
　 　 太帅了
　 　 - Happy birthday! - Happy birthday!
　 　 生日快乐 -生日快乐
　 　 - Happy birthday, sweetie.
　 　 生日快乐 宝贝
　 　 - Happy birthday. - Have a really good birthday.
　 　 生日快乐 -玩得开心呀
　 　 - Did you see the cake? - Oh, yeah. It's great.
　 　 看到蛋糕了吗 -超棒的
　 　 - Hello?
　 　 喂
　 　 - No, that's fine, I'm just putting the baby down.
　 　 没事 我哄小孩睡觉呢
　 　 - Okay, that's Jake. He's the one that's having an affair.
　 　 那是杰克 出轨的那个
　 　 - I know. - Yeah, I can do it tomorrow night.
　 　 我知道的 -明晚没问题
　 　 - I'll just give my wife some excuse.
　 　 向我老婆编个谎就行
　 　 - Men are pigs.
　 　 混蛋汉子
　 　 - I don't really have a choice, do I? - Yeah.
　 　 那也没办法 -有呀
　 　 - You could not cheat on her! How about that?
　 　 别劈腿不行吗
　 　 - Because it has to be a surprise.
　 　 我得给她个惊喜嘛
　 　 - When she hears me speaking Italian to her grandmother,
　 　 等我跟她外婆说起意大利语
　 　 - it'll be worth all this sneaking around.
　 　 我偷偷摸摸这么长时间也值了
　 　 - Lily, I had it backwards. He's wonderful.
　 　 莉莉 我猜错了 他是个好男人啊
　 　 - Don't worry. I'll just tell her I'm working late.
　 　 别担心 我就说要加班
　 　 - No, Jake, don't do that.
　 　 不行杰克 别那么说
　 　 - That's the worst thing you could do.
　 　 说加班你就惨了
　 　 - Buonanotte.
　 　 晚安啦[意大利语]
　 　 - Oh, no, Lily, what are we gonna do?
　 　 坏了莉莉 我们要怎么办
　 　 - We have to fix this.
　 　 得帮帮他们啊
　 　 - Okay, Mitchell, I'm gonna teach you
　 　 米奇尔 我就教你几招
　 　 - a couple of basic Brazilian jiu-jitsu moves.
　 　 基本的巴西柔术吧
　 　 - Now, just attack me.
　 　 现在 来打我
　 　 - I'm sorry- What?
　 　 什么
　 　 - Take any deep-seated anger you may have,
　 　 释放你内心的怨恨
　 　 - get a running start and come at me.
　 　 冲过来打我吧
　 　 - Dad, I don't have any deep-seated anger.
　 　 老爸 我没记恨过你啊
　 　 - Remember that Halloween when
　 　 记得那次万圣节
　 　 - I wouldn't let you go as Olivia Newton-John?
　 　 我不让你扮奥利维亚·纽顿-约翰吗
　 　 - You see what I did? I used your momentum against you.
　 　 懂了吧 借力打力
　 　 - I learned this choke from the Gracie brothers.
　 　 格雷西柔术创始人教我的
　 　 - It's called the lion killer- mata lella.
　 　 这招叫"伏狮锁"
　 　 - Okay. - Now try to get out. Try to get out.
　 　 懂 -试试挣脱 挣一下
　 　 - See? - I can't.
　 　 难不 -挣不开
　 　 - Yeah, all right. Now
　 　 挣不开就对了
　 　 - Passing out... - See, the beauty of this is,
　 　 我要晕了 -这招就厉害在
　 　 - you don't have to make the first move.
　 　 你不用贸然攻击
　 　 - You know, chances are your opponent's gonna be overconfident.
　 　 对手可能会轻敌嘛
　 　 - He's gonna think you don't know anything.
　 　 以为你是个菜鸟
　 　 - Basically, he's being suckered into thinking
　 　 反而被骗 就显得很二
　 　 - Manny. Manny, that little bastard, he hustled me.
　 　 曼尼 曼尼这小子耍我
　 　 - Oh, crap.
　 　 糟
　 　 - Ah, crap. Mitchell!
　 　 糟了 米奇尔
　 　 - Oh, crap. All right. Come on. Breathe.
　 　 得 吸气 加油
　 　 - Attaboy. You all right? Coming around.
　 　 好小子 快醒来
　 　 - Why am I on the floor?- Come on, Mitchell.
　 　 我怎么趴地上了 -醒过来 米奇尔
　 　 - Haley, I just struck out again.
　 　 海莉 我又没买着
　 　 - Please tell me you have some good news.
　 　 拜托给点好消息
　 　 - Okay, so The Grove just got a new shipment.
　 　 格氏又进了一批货
　 　 - I'm texting you the directions now.
　 　 我短信你地址
　 　 - Oh! Okay, that's good. That's good. That's good.
　 　 很好 很好 真棒真棒
　 　 - I'm there. I'm on that.
　 　 我这就去 立刻滚去
　 　 - That kid stole my watch.
　 　 那小子把我手表骗走了
　 　 - Huh? - What?
　 　 啥 -什么
　 　 - He hustled me at chess.
　 　 他骗我跟他下棋
　 　 - I thought you promised you were gonna let him win.
　 　 你不是保证让他赢吗
　 　 - I did the first time. - Wait a minute. You're in on it too?
　 　 我让他赢了一盘 -等等 你也知道
　 　 - Manny, go and get dressed for the party.
　 　 曼尼 换派对衣服去
　 　 - Do I have time for a steam?
　 　 能洗个澡吗
　 　 - Yeah, but a quick one. - Okay.
　 　 行 但要快 -好
　 　 - Why tell him to lose to me?
　 　 干嘛叫他输给我
　 　 - Because you're like a baby when you don't win.
　 　 你一输棋就发小孩脾气
　 　 - With the kicking and the eyebrows...
　 　 乱踢东西 皱眉头
　 　 - and the angry eating of the sunflower seeds.
　 　 还狂吃瓜子
　 　 - Actually, that's not true.
　 　 不是那样的
　 　 - I don't mind losing to a chess genius, which Manny obviously is.
　 　 输给小天才 我怎么会不服气呢
　 　 - Chess genius? He's not even as good as I am.
　 　 他天才 他还没我下得好呢
　 　 - You're not that good in chess.
　 　 你下棋不怎么样啊
　 　 - I beat you on our honeymoon. - Or did I let you win?
　 　 蜜月那次输给我了啊 -我让你的
　 　 - You didn't let me win.
　 　 你才没让我
　 　 - Why would I sacrifice my queen for your pawn, Jay?
　 　 我干嘛要把皇后送入你的魔爪 杰
　 　 - Stop saying that.
　 　 别哼了
　 　 - Luke, honey, hi. What's going on?
　 　 卢克 宝贝 怎么了
　 　 - They guy came with Dad's cake,
　 　 老爸的蛋糕送来了
　 　 - but just so you know, it's missing a piece.
　 　 可它缺了一块
　 　 - Luke, did you take a bite out of your father's cake? - No.
　 　 你偷吃老爸蛋糕了吗 -没啊
　 　 - Stop lying, Luke. - I'm not lying.
　 　 别撒谎 卢克 -我哪有
　 　 - By the way, I used your credit card to pay him.
　 　 哦对 我用你的卡付了钱
　 　 - Is that all right?
　 　 没问题吧
　 　 - Oh, no, that's fine.
　 　 没问题啊
　 　 - Whatever. That's why I left the wallet there.
　 　 我把钱包留给你们就是为这个的嘛
　 　 - Oh, my God.
　 　 上帝啊
　 　 - Oh, my God!
　 　 上帝啊
　 　 - I left the wallet there! I left the wa-
　 　 我把钱包留家里了
　 　 - Your poor father.
　 　 你可怜的老爸
　 　 - All this running around,
　 　 我们乱成一团
　 　 - and he's gonna think nobody cares about him on his birthday.
　 　 他肯定以为没人在乎他生日
　 　 - More cake?
　 　 再来点蛋糕吗
　 　 - Why not, Little Phil?
　 　 行啊 小菲尔
　 　 - I got no place else to go.
　 　 反正我也没地儿去
　 　 - Sir! Sir! Sir, hi. Excuse me.
　 　 先生 先生 打扰你了
　 　 - Um, yes. I know this is highly unusual,
　 　 我有点唐突
　 　 - but I need your help to save a marriage.
　 　 但我需要你帮忙 挽救一段婚姻
　 　 - There is a couple in this neighborhood...
　 　 这附近有对夫妇
　 　 - that is about to get a divorce for a simple misunderstanding.
　 　 就因为一个小误会 快要离婚了
　 　 - Their name is Jake and Debbie.
　 　 他们叫杰克和黛比
　 　 - And I know you've taken an oath...
　 　 我知道您宣过誓
　 　 - to not tell people where other people live,
　 　 不能泄露他人住址
　 　 - and I respect that,
　 　 我也尊重您
　 　 - but maybe we could work out some sort of
　 　 但我们能不能想办法
　 　 - super secretive spy signal,
　 　 设计一套暗号
　 　 - where if you scratch your left ear,
　 　 比如你挠左耳
　 　 - you know, maybe they live on the left,
　 　 暗示我他们住在左手边
　 　 - and if you scratch your right ear, they live on
　 　 如果挠右耳 就是...
　 　 - They live right here.
　 　 就住这
　 　 - This conversation never happened.
　 　 我不会说出去的
　 　 - Sorry. - Oh, thank God!
　 　 抱歉晚了 -感谢上帝
　 　 - Oh, thank you. Thank you.
　 　 谢谢你 谢谢
　 　 - Dad just put me to sleep.
　 　 老爸把我整晕了
　 　 - The hunting story.
　 　 他给你讲催眠的打猎故事了吧
　 　 - Hmm. No.
　 　 不是啦
　 　 - Oh, my gosh, no. You can't cut the line. Sorry.
　 　 老天 你可不能插队 对不起
　 　 - I was here. - Uh-uh.
　 　 我本来就排这 -哪有
　 　 - I-I've been here for an hour and a half
　 　 我排了一个半小时
　 　 - and you haven't been, so you cut the line.
　 　 都没看见你 你这是插队
　 　 - Whatever. - Whoa. Excuse me, sir.
　 　 你管我 -这位先生
　 　 - I don't think you understand.
　 　 您好像没弄清楚
　 　 - You're not getting in front of us.
　 　 你不可以插队的
　 　 - Calm down, gingerbread.
　 　 淡定点啦 红毛小子
　 　 - Are you gonna move or not? - No.
　 　 你走还是不走 -不走
　 　 - Oh, no.
　 　 别啊
　 　 - Then you leave me no choice.
　 　 那我别无选择
　 　 - Oh, my God.
　 　 上帝啊
　 　 - Go to sleep.
　 　 晕吧你
　 　 - Go to sleep. Go to sleep.
　 　 快点 快晕过去
　 　 - No.
　 　 没晕啊
　 　 - Mitchell, what are you doing? Get off of him. - Shut up.
　 　 米奇尔你干什么 放开他 -闭嘴
　 　 - He's about to go to sleep. - No, I'm not.
　 　 他就要晕了 -才没有呢
　 　 - Okay, folks. Break this up. You three- out of line.
　 　 请不要打架 三位请出列
　 　 - Oh, no. I'm sorry, sir. I didn't have anything to do with this.
　 　 抱歉先生 我和他们无关
　 　 - I'm just waiting in line to get an iPad.
　 　 我只是排队买iPad而已
　 　 - I don't even know this guy.
　 　 我都不认识他
　 　 - Oh, my God. I need your credit card.
　 　 老天 我得用你的信用卡
　 　 - He's the problem. - Shut up! You're supposed to be asleep.
　 　 是他挑事 -闭嘴 你怎么还不晕
　 　 - It's okay. I have it. - Get off!
　 　 没事我拿到了 -放开我
　 　 - I've got it. - What?
　 　 我拿到了 -什么
　 　 - I've got your card. I'm good. No, I'm good.
　 　 你的卡 我没犯事 没犯事
　 　 - I'm good. I'm here. I'm here!
　 　 我排在这呢 这儿
　 　 - I've gotta get my husband an iPad!
　 　 我要给我老公买iPad啊
　 　 - Key to a good birthday? Low expectations.
　 　 生日快乐的秘诀就是 别期待太多
　 　 - Thought I was getting an iPad. I was wrong about that.
　 　 我以为能有iPad 期待错了
　 　 - Thought I was getting a surprise party at the batting cages.
　 　 以为球场有惊喜派对
　 　 - Sorry, Big Phil.
　 　 不好意思 大菲尔
　 　 - Guess when it comes right down to it,
　 　 我觉得 说到底
　 　 - we're all just Jeff Sweeney taking a fastball to the plums.
　 　 我就跟被踢中蛋蛋的杰夫·斯威尼一样
　 　 - Hey, um, Dad, your cake fell off the counter,
　 　 老爸 蛋糕掉地下了
　 　 - but Uncle Cam's trying to fix it.
　 　 但小卡舅夫正补救呢
　 　 - He won't.
　 　 他只会偷吃掉
　 　 - And the pizzas never showed up.
　 　 披萨一直都没送来
　 　 - And they won't!
　 　 没来就没来呗
　 　 - Hey, balloons.
　 　 基情小气球啊
　 　 - Fine. I guess we'll never know.
　 　 得 反正没法知道了
　 　 - Or we can find out right now.
　 　 要么现在见分晓
　 　 - Yeah, Manny, give me the chess set.
　 　 曼尼 棋盘给我
　 　 - Oh, it's a chess set. - Yeah. You'll get it later.
　 　 送我棋盘啊 -待会再给你
　 　 - We got something to settle now.
　 　 我们得决一死战
　 　 - Go in there. - Happy birthday, Phil.
　 　 往里走 - 生日快乐 菲尔
　 　 - Happy happy.
　 　 一定快乐哟
　 　 - Is that Claire's baked brie I smell?
　 　 好香 克莱尔烤了干酪吗
　 　 - No.
　 　 没
　 　 - Oh, Cam, Cam, you'll never believe what happened.
　 　 小卡小卡 你不会相信的
　 　 - Happy birthday, Phil! - Sure!
　 　 生日快乐 菲尔 -当然啦
　 　 - You'll never believe what happened.
　 　 你绝不会相信的
　 　 - I got in trouble for fighting.
　 　 我和人打架了
　 　 - And we saved a marriage.
　 　 我们还挽救了一段婚姻
　 　 - Well, this is the best day ever. - It really is.
　 　 今天真是史上最棒 -没错
　 　 - Ain't it though?
　 　 可不是嘛
　 　 - Look at this, papi, huh?
　 　 宝贝 看我这招
　 　 - Easy.
　 　 淡定
　 　 - You can't sing "We Are the Champions"...
　 　 别唱《冠军之歌》[皇后乐队名曲]
　 　 - without your queen.
　 　 你的皇后都没了
　 　 - Damn it! Listen, I lose and I burn this house down!
　 　 该死 要是我输了 我就烧掉这房子
　 　 - Ah, but look at this... - Honey, honey.
　 　 看这儿 -亲爱的 亲爱的
　 　 - What are we doing? This is ridiculous.
　 　 我们闹什么呢 太滑稽了
　 　 - One of us is gonna win the game,
　 　 我们总有个要赢
　 　 - the other's gonna feel lousy, and we both lose.
　 　 另一个就不爽 只会两败俱伤
　 　 - Yeah, just leave my birthday present on the floor.
　 　 成啊 把我的礼物扔地上吧
　 　 - That's my girl. She had me.
　 　 好老婆 她已经赢定了
　 　 - There was no way I could win. I knew it.
　 　 我没戏了 我知道的
　 　 - I'm just glad she didn't know it yet.
　 　 幸好她不知道
　 　 - Two moves, and then
　 　 只需两步 就能杀他个...
　 　 - I'm a very good chess player.
　 　 我可是个下棋高手
　 　 - But I'm a better wife.
　 　 但我更是个好老婆
　 　 - Hey, did you get it? - No.
　 　 买到了吗 -没有
　 　 - How's your dad? - Acting weird... er.
　 　 爸爸怎么样 -古怪 更古怪了
　 　 - Hey, wife. - Honey, hi.
　 　 老婆 -亲爱的
　 　 - Um, listen... - Mom.
　 　 是这样 -妈妈
　 　 - Yeah, Luke, hang on one second.
　 　 卢克 等会再说
　 　 - Honey, it's okay. I don't feel things anymore.
　 　 老婆 没关系啦 我已经没感觉了
　 　 - But, sweetie, I want you to feel... - Mom!
　 　 可我想让你... -妈妈
　 　 - Luke, I'll be with you in just a second. Where are you going?
　 　 卢克我一会就来 你上哪去
　 　 - Just heading out to the yard to get a shovel for my cake.
　 　 去院子里拿铲子 清理我的蛋糕
　 　 - Mom. - Luke, what do you want?
　 　 老妈 -卢克你要干嘛
　 　 - I went on Dad's computer,
　 　 我上了老爸的电脑
　 　 - contacted some of his geek friends,
　 　 联系了他的宅男网友们
　 　 - told them that he was dying
　 　 说老爸快死了
　 　 - and his last wish was an iPad.
　 　 有个iPad才能瞑目
　 　 - Luke, what have I told you about
　 　 卢克 我怎么教你的
　 　 - One of them felt so bad, they brought over an extra.
　 　 有个人很同情 就送来台多余的
　 　 - Oh, my God. You got it. You beautiful little liar!
　 　 上帝啊 你拿到了 你这个乖仔撒谎精
　 　 - Here comes Dad.
　 　 老爸回来了
　 　 - Who wants some cake?
　 　 谁想吃蛋糕呀
　 　 - I used to, but I don't desire food any
　 　 我之前想 可我不想吃...
　 　 - Oh, my God. You got it!
　 　 老天 你买到了
　 　 - All this time I said I didn't care,
　 　 我说了半天不在乎
　 　 - but I do care. I care so much!
　 　 可我真想要 超想要的
　 　 - Do you want to blow out the candles? - Yes.
　 　 想吹蜡烛吗 -好
　 　 - Go on. Go.
　 　 吹吧 使劲
　 　 - It did not just do that!
　 　 居然真能吹灭
　 　 - Yes, it did! - Honey!
　 　 是真的 -老婆我爱你
　 　 - Oh, who's ready for the first day of the rest of their lives?
　 　 瞧这刚出炉热乎乎的iPad啊
　 　 - Phil, happy birthday! - Look at this!
　 　 菲尔 生日快乐 -看啊
　 　 - Can I touch it? - Yeah, not so hard, but touch it.
　 　 我能摸摸吗 -摸 别掐 摸摸
　 　 - Touch it, but don't touch it. Touch it, but don't touch it.
　 　 摸它 别摸 摸 别摸
　 　 - I'm so sorry I ever doubted you.
　 　 对不起 我不该怀疑你
　 　 - I love you.
　 　 我爱你
　 　 - Thank God that guy came over.
　 　 感谢上帝送来了那个人
　 　 - What did he say his name was?
　 　 他叫什么来着
　 　 - He didn't. Must be an angel.
　 　 他没说 肯定是位天使
　 　 - Did you hear that? I'm an angel.
　 　 听到了吗 说我是天使呢
　 　 - Or some creepy perv. - Yeah.
　 　 或者是个变态 -对啊
　 　 - How did he know? Eww.
　 　 他怎么知道的 恶心
　 　 - Maybe I should call the police. - You should call the police.
　 　 我该报警吗 -没错 报警吧
　 　 - I'm gonna call the police. - And they lived happily ever after.
　 　 这就报 -他们从此幸福地生活在一起
　 　 - No, Cam. Where are you going? It was just getting good.
　 　 别啊小卡 你上哪去 才刚开始精彩
　 　 - I want- That's my program.
　 　 我想听 多好的节目
　 　 - I love you.
　 　 我爱你
　 　 - I love you too, honey. - Oh. Okay.
　 　 我也爱你 亲爱的 -好吧
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　 　 - Steaks will be ready in five minutes.
　 　 牛排五分钟后就好
　 　 - You're destroying those things.
　 　 你这是在暴殄天物
　 　 - Ay, Jay, leave him alone. - No, I'm sorry,
　 　 杰 少点意见 -恕难从命
　 　 - but that cow has suffered long enough.
　 　 那头牛已经吃够了苦头
　 　 - Fun. - Wait.
　 　 真幽默 -等等
　 　 - Hang on. Dinner's ready in five minutes.
　 　 别玩了 晚饭马上就好
　 　 - Coach wants us to practice layups.
　 　 教练布置我们练习带球上篮
　 　 - They are deceptively hard- a curious mix of dance and strength.
　 　 超难的动作 是舞蹈与力量的怪混搭
　 　 - You're making it lame again. - Sorry.
　 　 你这又把档次拉低了 -抱歉
　 　 - Ay, Dios mio, that coach. - Oh, I hate that guy.
　 　 天啊 那个教练 -我讨厌那家伙
　 　 - He seems to have the kids motivated.
　 　 他激发了俩小子的积极性
　 　 - Oh, Dad, you haven't seen him.
　 　 爸 你没亲眼见过那家伙
　 　 - He taunts the kids. He's abusive.
　 　 他对小家伙们又是讽又是骂
　 　 - Listen, if this was a Colombian soccer league, long time ago,
　 　 这要是在哥伦比亚足联 老早之前
　 　 - one of the kids would have taken that guy out and
　 　 队里孩子就会把他拉出去 咔嚓
　 　 - A coach is supposed to ride the kids hard.
　 　 教练本就该严格要求他们
　 　 - Phil, help me out here. - He's a mean man.
　 　 菲尔 你说句话 -那家伙过分了
　 　 - Oh, you're such a woman. - Come to the game. You'll see.
　 　 你真是妇人之仁 -你去看场比赛就明白了
　 　 - This guy's a real motherscratcher.
　 　 那家伙真的很操蛋
　 　 - Pardon the language, Gloria.
　 　 原谅我的脏话 歌洛莉亚
　 　 - "Gloria"?
　 　 只对歌洛莉亚说吗
　 　 - He better cool it,
　 　 他最好淡定点
　 　 - or I'm gonna introduce him to the Captain and Tennille.
　 　 否则就别怪左将军和右元帅出手了
　 　 - Sorry we're late. I was at work.
　 　 不好意思 迟了 我工作缠身
　 　 - Oh, he loves to say that. - And happy barbecue.
　 　 他最近爱念工作 -烧烤快乐
　 　 - Oh. Since Mitchell is between jobs,
　 　 自从米奇尔待业家中
　 　 - I've taken a part-time job at a greeting card store,
　 　 我就在一家贺卡店找了份兼职
　 　 - which I love.
　 　 我爱死这份工作了
　 　 - Plus, with my discount,
　 　 还有 因为我有员工折扣
　 　 - we're saving a fortune.
　 　 我们可省下了一笔
　 　 - How is spending a ton of money on greeting cards saving us a
fortune?
　 　 花一大笔钱去买贺卡 哪里算省钱了
　 　 - It's math.
　 　 算算就知道了
　 　 - It's really not. Look it up.
　 　 才不是 我算给你看
　 　 - 2.95. 2.95. 4.95.
　 　 2.95美元 2.95美元 4.95美元
　 　 - Forty percent off. - 2.95.
　 　 六折 -2.95美元
　 　 - 3.95. - Forty percent off. Forty percent off.
　 　 3.95美元 -六折 六折
　 　 - Mitchell, I got this golf buddy of mine.
　 　 米奇尔 我有个高尔夫球友
　 　 - Great guy. Super successful. You two should talk.
　 　 人不错 事业有成 你们找机会谈谈
　 　 - It could mean a job for you.
　 　 没准他有适合你的工作
　 　 - Oh, thanks, Dad, but I'm
　 　 谢了 爸 但是我
　 　 - I'm not really looking for anything right now.
　 　 我现阶段还没找工作的打算
　 　 - But- - Yeah, that's right.
　 　 不过 -对 没错
　 　 - With me bringing home the bacon,
　 　 有我挣钱养家
　 　 - Mitchell doesn't have to rush into anything.
　 　 米奇尔不急着找工作
　 　 - Yeah, I know you have all that greeting card "Screw you" Money,
　 　 我知道你们那个只要贺卡不要钱计划
　 　 - but, uh, talk to the guy?
　 　 但 跟这家伙谈谈
　 　 - He's expecting your call in the morning.
　 　 我跟他说 你明早会给他电话
　 　 - Dad, I appreciate it, but in the future- I can't stand this.
　 　 爸 我心领了 但以后 -受不了了
　 　 - I am sorry, but I
　 　 对不起 但是我
　 　 - No. Those steaks have been done for five minutes.
　 　 不行 那几块牛排五分钟前就烤好了
　 　 - I'm taking 'em off the grill.
　 　 我得把它们从烤架上夹下来
　 　 - I'm sorry. I know how it feels
　 　 不好意思 你的心情我懂
　 　 - to have him stick his nose where it doesn't belong.
　 　 什么事他都要插上一脚
　 　 - No biggie. It's just Jay being Jay.
　 　 没什么 又不是第一次了
　 　 - But one day I'm gonna be a grandfather,
　 　 总有一天我也会为人岳父
　 　 - and then everybody better hide their meat.
　 　 到时各位最好都把自个儿的"肉"藏好了
　 　 - Ooh. Who's she?
　 　 这美女是谁
　 　 - I hate it when you do that.
　 　 一点都不好笑
　 　 - Who's he? - It's Charlie Bingham.
　 　 这帅哥是谁 -查理·宾格温
　 　 - He's the guy that my dad wanted me to call.
　 　 就是我爸让我联系的那个人
　 　 - I googled him. Look.
　 　 我搜了他 看
　 　 - Oh, he owns Earthgear Apparel.
　 　 他是"地球人"服装企业的老板
　 　 - I have their ski pants.
　 　 我的滑雪裤就是这牌子的
　 　 - Really? You don't- You don't ski.
　 　 是吗 你又 你又不滑雪
　 　 - I have cargo pants and I don't work at the docks.
　 　 我有好几件工装裤 我也没在码头上班呀
　 　 - God, I feel like such a slacker.
　 　 天啊 真是让我自惭形秽
　 　 - I mean, he has done so much for being so young.
　 　 他年纪轻轻就已大有作为
　 　 - Okay, look. He's opened up a dozen
　 　 你看 他创立了不少
　 　 - environmental foundations and conservancies.
　 　 环保基金会和管理委员会
　 　 - Wow. - So, you gonna- you gonna call him?
　 　 真牛 -那你要给他电话了
　 　 - I don't know. I mean, you know,
　 　 我没想好 你知道的
　 　 - I sort of promised myself and you...
　 　 我们之前说好了的
　 　 - that I'd take a little time off, and
　 　 我先休息一段时间 而且
　 　 - And you are loving your time off. - Totally.
　 　 而且你也享受这份闲暇 -没错
　 　 - I am losing my mind.
　 　 我快要抓狂了
　 　 - As much as I love Lily
　 　 虽然我爱莉莉
　 　 - which is, you know, more than life itself
　 　 把她看得比什么都重
　 　 - I am- whoo- not cut out to be a stay-at-home dad.
　 　 我 没办法做个居家奶爸
　 　 - No, but it's Cameron's turn.
　 　 但该轮到卡梅隆了
　 　 - It's Cameron's turn to be out in the world...
　 　 该轮到他到外面
　 　 - interacting with other grown-ups while I get to stay at home...
　 　 跟其他成年人打交道 而我待在家里
　 　 - and-and plot the death of Dora the Explorer.
　 　 把《爱探险的朵拉》游戏给解决掉
　 　 - Like to fill her backpack with bricks
　 　 比如拿砖头塞满她背包
　 　 - and throw her into Candy Cane River.
　 　 再把她扔进拐杖糖河里
　 　 - So, I don't know. Should I- Should I call him?
　 　 我不知道 我应该 应该打给他吗
　 　 - I don't know. Maybe just to get your dad off your back.
　 　 我觉得 打了让你爸死心也好
　 　 - Yeah. Yeah. - I mean,
　 　 没错 没错 -我觉得
　 　 - because the last thing I want for you is to take a job right now.
　 　 我可不想你现在去上班
　 　 - I am loving our life.
　 　 我对现状很满意
　 　 - I am in a really dark space.
　 　 我正陷入绝境
　 　 - Being away from my Lily is literally torture.
　 　 与莉莉分开简直像酷刑一样
　 　 - And I can't pressure Mitchell,
　 　 但我又不能给米奇尔压力
　 　 - but I really, really, really just want him to get a job...
　 　 但我真的真的真的想他快点再就业
　 　 - so I can go back to being a stay-at-home dad/trophy wife!
　 　 这样我又能做回居家奶爸兼贤妻了
　 　 - Guys, come on!
　 　 小子 加油
　 　 - Come on, ladies! Move it!
　 　 加把劲 姑娘们 跑起来
　 　 - Goodness gracious! Turtles run faster!
　 　 天啊 乌龟都比你们爬得快
　 　 - Come on!
　 　 跑起来
　 　 - Could you run any slower?
　 　 你还能跑得再慢一点吗
　 　 - I dare you to run slower!
　 　 我敢说你们跑得更慢都行
　 　 - You see? - He's just trying to light a fire.
　 　 你看 -他不过是在激发大家斗志
　 　 - Oh, I'll light him on fire!
　 　 待会儿我就把丫给"治"了
　 　 - Why do I always have to come to these things?
　 　 为什么老是要我来看这玩意儿
　 　 - Because you love your brother.
　 　 因为你爱你弟弟
　 　 - Why don't you make him come to my orchestra concerts?
　 　 那为什么你不让他来我的管弦音乐会
　 　 - Because we love your brother. Good job, Luke.
　 　 因为我们爱你弟 好样的卢克
　 　 - Shoot!
　 　 投篮
　 　 - Delgado, you're killing me, man!
　 　 迪尔加多 你是要把我气死吗
　 　 - I love you, Manny, no matter what!
　 　 不管怎样我都爱你 曼尼
　 　 - Come on!
　 　 跑起来
　 　 - Okay. That's great.
　 　 好 很好
　 　 - Okay, well, I'll let you know. Right.
　 　 好的 我再给你回复 对
　 　 - All right. Bye.
　 　 就这样 再见
　 　 - Uh, so, Charlie Bingham just invited us over...
　 　 查理·宾格温邀请我们
　 　 - to his beach house for a little get-together.
　 　 去他的海边别墅聊聊
　 　 - Oh. Uh, what did you say?
　 　 是嘛 你是怎么答复他的
　 　 - I said I'd check with you.
　 　 我说我先跟你商量下
　 　 - I mean, what do you think?
　 　 你觉得要去吗
　 　 - What do you think?
　 　 你觉得呢
　 　 - Well, I think it'd be rude not to hear him out.
　 　 我觉得推掉人家的盛情邀请不大礼貌
　 　 - Yeah. I mean, yeah. You're probably right. - Yeah.
　 　 没错 是这样 -没错
　 　 - Okay. - Cool.
　 　 那就去 -好
　 　 - And don't worry. You know, I'm not gonna take any job.
　 　 别过虑了 我不会再就业的
　 　 - You better not.
　 　 你最好不要
　 　 - I just miss
　 　 我太想
　 　 - I just
　 　 我
　 　 - I just-
　 　 我
　 　 - I just miss... my grilled cheese sandwiches!
　 　 我太想 我的烤奶酪三明治了
　 　 - You're doing great, Luke-
　 　 表现不错 卢克
　 　 - if your goal is to suck!
　 　 如果是比谁打得烂得话
　 　 - Phil, you- - I'm on it.
　 　 菲尔 你 -我出手
　 　 - Okay. - Wait for me.
　 　 好 -等等我
　 　 - Hey, Coach. - Yeah?
　 　 教练 -什么
　 　 - Uh, look. We appreciate your passion,
　 　 你指导很投入很激情
　 　 - but some of us are worried that
　 　 但是我们担心
　 　 - the yelling is getting counterproductive.
　 　 嚷嚷可能会起反效果
　 　 - I got this. Come on, stupid!
　 　 我心里有数 跑 笨蛋
　 　 - No, you don't "Got this." What you got is a bad attitude.
　 　 不 你没 你有的只是烂态度
　 　 - Who are you?
　 　 你哪位
　 　 - I happen to be the stepfather of
　 　 我是家长 就是那个
　 　 - Doesn't matter who. What you need to start doing...
　 　 我是谁不重要 你要做的是
　 　 - is a little more coaching and a little less yelling.
　 　 多一些指导 少一些嚷嚷
　 　 - 'Cause if I hear you call one of these kids stupid again,
　 　 因为我要是再听见你叫他们笨蛋
　 　 - I swear to God, I'll throw a shoe at your head.
　 　 我发誓 我会脱鞋对着你的脑袋砸
　 　 - Screw it. I don't need this.
　 　 操 我才懒得教
　 　 - You think you can do a better job?
　 　 你觉得你能教得比我好
　 　 - You coach.
　 　 你来教啊
　 　 - Jay, you know, I was handling it.
　 　 杰 我刚在跟他谈呢
　 　 - Yeah, I saw how you broke out Peaches and Herb.
　 　 对 我注意到你的小左和小右爆发了
　 　 - It's the Captain and
　 　 是左将军和
　 　 - Okay. So, your old coach had to leave for a little while.
　 　 听着 你们之前的教练要离开一段时间
　 　 - Why? Is he sick?
　 　 为什么 他病了吗
　 　 - Yes. He's very, very sick. - Is he going to die?
　 　 对 他病得很严重 -那他会死吗
　 　 - Everybody dies, boys. Let's focus on what's important.
　 　 人皆有一死 孩子们 现在关注当下
　 　 - Our next game is in one hour.
　 　 一小时后下场就开始了
　 　 - We are going to go from being five fingers to being a fist.
　 　 我们要团结一致 重拳出击
　 　 - How does that sound? - Great.
　 　 怎么样 -好
　 　 - I can't hear you. - Great!
　 　 听不到 -好
　 　 - That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!
　 　 就是这样
　 　 - All right, gentlemen. I talked to the referee. I'm coaching.
　 　 各位 我刚和裁判谈过了 我来执教
　 　 - Oh, really? 'Cause I- - Phil, I coached football.
　 　 但是我 -菲尔 我以前教过橄榄球
　 　 - Jay, I actually coached basketball.
　 　 杰 我之前教过篮球
　 　 - I think I can get these guys
　 　 我觉得我能让小家伙们
　 　 - Relax. You've already got the assistant job.
　 　 别急 让你当助理
　 　 - Now you think you can round us up some waters?
　 　 现在去给我们带几瓶水好吗
　 　 - Yeah. - Go ahead.
　 　 好 -去吧
　 　 - Gentlemen, this is what I need.
　 　 伙计们 你们要这样
　 　 - I want you to hit 'em, and I want you to hit 'em hard.
　 　 我要你们把他们打败 打得落花流水
　 　 - Father-in-laws are tough,
　 　 跟岳父相处真不易
　 　 - because you can't let 'em push you around...
　 　 因为既不能让他对你呼来喝去
　 　 - and you also have to show them respect.
　 　 同时又要对他表示尊重
　 　 - It's like walking a tightrope.
　 　 就像是在走钢丝
　 　 - Which, by the way, I can do, because I went to trapeze school.
　 　 顺便提一下 我能走 因为我练过
　 　 - Did Jay? I doubt it.
　 　 杰呢 我深表怀疑
　 　 - All right, when you back into-
　 　 好的 当你进入
　 　 - Honey, I'm gonna take off.
　 　 亲爱的 我要走了
　 　 - I'm gonna buy Alex some clothes. - Okeydoke.
　 　 我去给艾丽克斯买几件衣服 -好的
　 　 - How come you're not coaching?
　 　 怎么不是你在指导
　 　 - 'Cause your dad coached football.
　 　 因为你爸教过橄榄球
　 　 - I'm sorry.
　 　 对不起
　 　 - And I am going to make it up to you tonight.
　 　 我今晚会补偿你的
　 　 - And I'll be thinking of your dad while you do. - Mmm.
　 　 而我会在脑子里想着你爸 -嗯
　 　 - Disturbing.
　 　 没心思了
　 　 - Hey, Phil. - Hey.
　 　 菲尔 -来了
　 　 - How's it going?
　 　 怎么样
　 　 - Ay. Great. Your dad coached football.
　 　 好着呢 你爸教过橄榄球
　 　 - Ah. A fellow victim.
　 　 又一个受害同胞
　 　 - Thank you again for taking care of Lily. I know it's last-minute.
　 　 谢谢你帮我们带莉莉 我知道有点急
　 　 - Ay. Don't be silly.
　 　 别见外了
　 　 - We'll probably just stick around for a few minutes.
　 　 我们或许该待一会儿
　 　 - You know how fussy she gets when we pass her off, so
　 　 她不跟我们在一起的时候会抓狂 所以
　 　 - Oh. She seems fine. - Yeah.
　 　 她好着呢 -对
　 　 - Ay. I think she's getting used to
　 　 你现在要上班
　 　 - being away from you now that you have the new job.
　 　 我看她已经习惯你不在身边了
　 　 - Mwah! So proud of you.
　 　 妈妈以你为豪
　 　 - We need to talk. - Okay. What happened?
　 　 我们得谈谈 -好 怎么了
　 　 - Mom, I love you,
　 　 妈 我爱你
　 　 - but your words of encouragement
　 　 但你的鼓励
　 　 - encourage the other kids to make fun of me.
　 　 鼓励了其他队员开我玩笑
　 　 - Ay. Okay.
　 　 懂了
　 　 - I won't say anything else on the next game. Promise.
　 　 下场比赛我会一声不发 保证
　 　 - We both know that your Latin blood makes that impossible.
　 　 你我都很清楚 你的拉丁热血会让你的保证无效
　 　 - I think it would be better if you didn't come to the next game.
　 　 我觉得你下场回避一下会更好
　 　 - I know.
　 　 我就知道
　 　 - I hate our house. - I know.
　 　 我们家简直就像贫民窟 -就是
　 　 - What's- What's this thing?
　 　 这是 这是干嘛用的
　 　 - I don't know, but it's fancy.
　 　 不知道 但是很高级
　 　 - Stop- Stop playing with it. Come on.
　 　 别 别在上面跳 来
　 　 - Just- Don't break it.
　 　 别 别弄坏了
　 　 - Hey, Mitchell! - Yes.
　 　 米奇尔 -是的
　 　 - Charlie Bingham. - Nice to meet you.
　 　 查理·宾格温 -幸会
　 　 - Hi. - This is my partner, Cameron Tucker.
　 　 你好 -这是我的伴侣卡梅隆·塔克
　 　 - Pleasure. - Cameron.
　 　 幸会 -卡梅隆
　 　 - So, we just went ahead and
　 　 我们刚刚直开进来
　 　 - parked on that round thingy in the driveway.
　 　 停在车道那个圆盘上面
　 　 - Is that- That's fine, right? - No problem.
　 　 这样 没问题吧 -没问题
　 　 - It's a turntable, so you don't have to back out.
　 　 那是转盘 这样你就不用倒车了
　 　 - You have a car turntable and you're wearing rubber.
　 　 你有车用转盘 穿着胶皮衣
　 　 - You're like Batman.
　 　 就像是高富帅蝙蝠侠
　 　 - I really am.
　 　 我还真是
　 　 - Come on in.
　 　 进来吧
　 　 - Turn the music down!
　 　 把音乐关小点
　 　 - Pardon the get-up.
　 　 寒舍 见谅
　 　 - Killer waves today. You guys surf?
　 　 今天的浪很棒 你们冲浪吗
　 　 - Um, only for bargains on the Web.
　 　 只网上冲浪 跟卖家讨价还价
　 　 - Everybody say hi.
　 　 大伙打个招呼
　 　 - Hi. - Hello.
　 　 你们好 -你们好
　 　 - Hi. - That's Jolie.
　 　 你们好 -这是茱莉
　 　 - She's head of my Europe division.
　 　 我的欧洲分部总监
　 　 - She cheats at poker. You do.
　 　 她打牌出老千 你就有
　 　 - And that's my girlfriend, Jenny.
　 　 那边是我的女友珍妮
　 　 - She makes a hell of a margarita. Want one?
　 　 她调的玛格丽塔好极了 来一杯
　 　 - Absolutely. - Oh, not right- Okay.
　 　 当然要 -不 现在 好
　 　 - Everybody, Mitchell Pritchett and his partner, Cameron.
　 　 各位 米奇尔·普里契特和他的伴儿卡梅隆
　 　 - Business partners. Mergers and acquisitions.
　 　 生意伙"伴" 做并购的
　 　 - I'm kidding. We're gay. - Stop talking.
　 　 开玩笑啦 我们是同志 -别多话
　 　 - When things are relaxed, I'm great in social situations.
　 　 没压力的时候 我是社交场上的好手
　 　 - I would have fit in at the Algonquin Round Table.
　 　 阿尔冈琴圆桌会我也能轻松应对
　 　 - But when the stakes are high, I get a little tense.
　 　 但是压力大的时候 我就紧张
　 　 - I'd be the guy that would knock over the round table.
　 　 我估计会直接把那圆桌打翻
　 　 - Then Dorothy Parker would make a quip,
　 　 然后桃乐茜·帕克[已故名诗人]会嘲弄我
　 　 - James Thurber would laugh,
　 　 詹姆斯·托伯[已故名作家]大笑
　 　 - and then I would end up leaving, crying.
　 　 最后我哭着鼻子 掩面而逃
　 　 - How long you been on the lam? - What?
　 　 你已经潜逃多久了 -什么
　 　 - Honey, you are looking around like the feds are after you.
　 　 宝贝 你四周顾视像是有联邦探员在追捕你
　 　 - No, I'm not. Let's just get this over with.
　 　 才没有 我们赶快把衣服买完
　 　 - Oh. All right.
　 　 好吧
　 　 - Oh, no. It's them.
　 　 不好 是她们
　 　 - Oh! Oh, you know those girls from school.
　 　 她们不是你的同学嘛
　 　 - Hey! - Let's go! Over here.
　 　 嘿 -走 这边
　 　 - What- What is your problem? - Nothing.
　 　 你 你这是怎么了 -没什么
　 　 - I'll meet you at the car in an hour.
　 　 一小时后车上见
　 　 - Please, Mom. Please.
　 　 求你了 妈 求你了
　 　 - Hi, Jenna. - Hi.
　 　 嗨 珍娜 -好
　 　 - And just like that- my baby girl became a teenager.
　 　 就这样 我的宝贝女儿长成了少女
　 　 - She entered that dreaded phase
　 　 她进入了那个讨厌的阶段
　 　 - where my very existence embarrasses her.
　 　 我的存在让她感到尴尬
　 　 - I-I think I can help.
　 　 我 我来安慰一下
　 　 - You're not your mom.
　 　 你跟你妈不一样
　 　 - Wow. That's your mom.
　 　 哇 这是你妈的经典表情
　 　 - Oh, I just got chills.
　 　 背脊一阵发凉
　 　 - So, first off, I'm a fan.
　 　 先要坦白我是你的粉丝
　 　 - Saw you in court once. - Seriously?
　 　 在法庭上有一面之缘 -当真
　 　 - Yeah. Mayhew versus Propyltech.
　 　 是的 梅休诉普罗泰克一案
　 　 - You are a good lawyer. - I don't know.
　 　 你是个不可多得的好律师 -不敢当
　 　 - If you'd handled my divorce,
　 　 如果我的离婚交给你处理
　 　 - this house would be twice as big.
　 　 这房子肯定是现在的两倍大
　 　 - Oh, he's better than good. Try winning an argument with him.
　 　 他好到不行 你可争不赢他
　 　 - Last night I wanted to have Indian food- - And we're talking again.
　 　 昨晚我想去吃印度菜 -你又来了
　 　 - Top of your class at Cornell and Columbia Law.
　 　 康奈尔大学和哥伦比亚法学院第一名
　 　 - Had your pick of jobs,
　 　 工作机会一大把
　 　 - but instead chose to work in environmental law- until last month.
　 　 却选择专攻环保法 直到上个月
　 　 - Well- And he used to be a really great figure skater.
　 　 他还曾是优秀的花样滑冰运动员
　 　 - Why'd you quit? - His sister lost interest,
　 　 为什么不干了 -他姐不想滑了
　 　 - and then there was- - He means my job.
　 　 然后就 -他问我为什么辞职
　 　 - Could tell me about figure skating too.
　 　 跟我说说花样滑冰也行
　 　 - Um, well, it was- She did lose interest.
　 　 这个 她确实不想滑了
　 　 - That's enough. - Okay.
　 　 行了 -好
　 　 - Ay, que linda. Ay, que linda.
　 　 小美人啊小美人
　 　 - Oh, my gosh. I didn't know you guys were gonna be here.
　 　 天啊 我不知道你们也来这边
　 　 - Hola, Claire.
　 　 嘿 克莱尔
　 　 - Hi, Lily.
　 　 嗨 莉莉
　 　 - I had enough basketball for one day.
　 　 今天真是看够篮球赛了
　 　 - Oh, I know. Come here, sweetie.
　 　 可不是嘛 来 抱抱 小可爱
　 　 - Oh, sweet thing. You love me and you want me to buy you a dress.
　 　 小可爱 你爱我 你要我给你买裙子
　 　 - Ay. But I'm gonna buy her some shoes first. Mmm.
　 　 是 但是我先要给她买几双鞋子
　 　 - What's that, Lily? Do you want me to buy you a dress?
　 　 什么 莉莉 要我给你买裙子吗
　 　 - She said "Yes."
　 　 她说"好"
　 　 - "Yes"?
　 　 "好"
　 　 - She did not say "Yes."
　 　 她没说"好"
　 　 - Okay, "Win" On three.
　 　 好 数到三说"胜"
　 　 - One, two, three- Win!
　 　 一二三 胜
　 　 - Don't forget the pick and roll.
　 　 别忘了掩护走位
　 　 - These guys won't know how to defend it. - Phil,
　 　 对手不知道怎么防 -菲尔
　 　 - try not to confuse my boys, okay? - Okay.
　 　 别把我的队员搞糊涂了好吗 -好
　 　 - I sleep with your daughter. - What?
　 　 我睡了你女儿 -什么
　 　 - Good luck!
　 　 好运
　 　 - All right. Let's go! Let's go! Come on. Let's go!
　 　 好 上场 快快快 跑起来
　 　 - Let's get out there. Hustle up. Get the tip, get the tip.
　 　 动起来 快快快 记住我说的
　 　 - Watch, skip and go.
　 　 注意 抢球 走
　 　 - Oh! All right. Keep the hustle, keep the hustle.
　 　 没事 跑起来 跑起来
　 　 - Come on, boys. Don't let 'em push you around.
　 　 加油 小子 别让他们掌握主动
　 　 - Oh! All right, little defense!
　 　 没事 防守好
　 　 - Play defense!
　 　 注意防守
　 　 - I did a little scouting,
　 　 我稍微侦探了一下
　 　 - and the other team only has two shooters.
　 　 对手只有两个投手
　 　 - If we isolate both of them-
　 　 如果我们把他俩防好
　 　 - Good, Phil, good. Thank you. Good.
　 　 好 菲尔 好 谢谢 好
　 　 - Manny, pay attention! What are you looking at?
　 　 曼尼 集中精神 你看什么呢
　 　 - What?
　 　 什么
　 　 - And that was in 2004.
　 　 那是2004年的事情了
　 　 - So, tell me this.
　 　 跟我说说
　 　 - What are the regulatory challenges of a solar farm?
　 　 太阳能电厂会有哪方面的阻力
　 　 - Uh, well, you know, it could be anything- uh, agricultural
　 　 各方面都有 农业方面
　 　 - Military, protected species,
　 　 军队方面 物种保护
　 　 - ironically, even some, uh, environmental groups.
　 　 讽刺的是 甚至会牵扯某些环保组织
　 　 - I think you got all of it.
　 　 你该喝完了吧
　 　 - Think you got it.
　 　 应该没了
　 　 - Yeah. I'm just gonna freshen this up.
　 　 对 我去满上
　 　 - Let me ask you a question. - Yeah.
　 　 问你个问题 -什么
　 　 - How do you like the beard?
　 　 留胡子感觉如何
　 　 - I'm thinking of growing one. Jenny's against it.
　 　 我想留 珍妮不同意
　 　 - Oh. Well, I-I've been very happy with mine.
　 　 这个 我觉得挺好
　 　 - That's it. I'm doin' it.
　 　 好 决定留了
　 　 - Look, I've made a fortune. I want to use it for some good.
　 　 我挣不少钱 我想用来做些好事
　 　 - I need a lawyer to help me navigate.
　 　 我需要律师帮我定位
　 　 - I like you. You get me. So, in or out?
　 　 我挺喜欢你 你懂我 你意下如何
　 　 - I just
　 　 我真是
　 　 - I'm very sorry. - It's okay.
　 　 对不起 -没什么
　 　 - Um, that's a very big question.
　 　 这是一个重大的决定
　 　 - You know, I'm obviously gonna have to
　 　 当然 我要先跟我家那位
　 　 - go talk to my- bull in a china shop.
　 　 莽撞的"野牛" 商量一下
　 　 - I'll be right back. - Sure.
　 　 失陪一下 -行
　 　 - Talk it over. It's a major life decision.
　 　 好好谈 这可是人生重大决定
　 　 - Hey, Jenny! The beard is on!
　 　 嘿 珍妮 胡子我留定了
　 　 - Okay, Lily, it's time to buy you beautiful shoes.
　 　 莉莉 该给你买美美的鞋子了
　 　 - Oh, no, no, no. I saw another really cute dress for her.
　 　 不不不 我刚看到有条很好看的裙子
　 　 - Ay. But she has already six new dresses.
　 　 但是她已经买了6件新裙子了
　 　 - What she needs is strappy shoes.
　 　 她现在要的是绑带鞋
　 　 - There's Alex. I'll-I'll see you later.
　 　 艾丽克斯过来了 待会见
　 　 - Alex, honey. Hi.
　 　 艾丽克斯 亲爱的
　 　 - Mom, I said I'd meet you at the car.
　 　 妈 我说了待会儿车上见
　 　 - Here.
　 　 拿去
　 　 - Thank you.
　 　 谢谢
　 　 - Still wish you had a daughter?
　 　 还想要个女儿吗
　 　 - Manny didn't want me at the game today. - Oh, I'm sorry.
　 　 曼尼不想我去看他比赛 -深表同情
　 　 - It's okay. - No, it's not okay. It sucks.
　 　 没什么 -不 怎么会没什么 烂透了
　 　 - I miss babies. They never tell you to go away.
　 　 我想念宝宝 他们从不会让我们走开
　 　 - Yeah. Or wait in the car.
　 　 对 也不会让我们在车里等
　 　 - I don't know about you,
　 　 我不知道你怎么想
　 　 - but I'm not gonna stand here and feel sorry for myself.
　 　 但我不会站在这自怨自艾
　 　 - You know what we should do?
　 　 你知道我们该做什么吗
　 　 - Get pregnant.
　 　 把肚子搞大
　 　 - I was gonna say go for ice cream.
　 　 我想说的是去吃冰淇林
　 　 - Okay. We'll do yours first. Great.
　 　 好的 我们先实施你的方案
　 　 - Luke! Luke!
　 　 卢克 卢克
　 　 - It's hard to guard a player if there's no player near you!
　 　 周围没有对手 有什么好防守的
　 　 - We good in the hood?
　 　 这边情况如何
　 　 - This is a uniquely frustrating group of boys.
　 　 那帮家伙简直让人倍受打击
　 　 - I hear you. Um, one thing that might help- instead of a zone,
　 　 确实 我有个小建议 停止联防
　 　 - if you switch to a simple man-to-man.
　 　 转而进行一对一防守
　 　 - I got this. - Really?
　 　 我可以的 -是吗
　 　 - 'Cause according to the scoreboard,
　 　 但是根据记分板数据
　 　 - the only thing you got is four points.
　 　 你只拿了四分
　 　 - Good luck.
　 　 好运
　 　 - I need to talk to you. - I need to talk to you.
　 　 我要跟你谈谈 -我要跟你谈
　 　 - Nice top.
　 　 衣服不错
　 　 - Come here. You- You
　 　 到这来 你 你
　 　 - Cam- Cam, you have got to relax.
　 　 小卡 小卡 你得放轻松
　 　 - I told you I wouldn't take a job without
　 　 我说过我不会接受新工作的 除非
　 　 - Take the job. - What?
　 　 快接受吧 -什么
　 　 - I want you to take the job.
　 　 我要你答应下这份工作
　 　 - I thought you liked having me home with Lily. I
　 　 我以为你想让我在家带莉莉呢 我
　 　 - I don't. I mean, I do. I just-
　 　 我不想 我是说 我想 我只是
　 　 - I miss my time with Lily,
　 　 我怀念和莉莉一起的好时光
　 　 - and I know it's selfish of me, but
　 　 我知道这太自私了 但是
　 　 - No, I want the job. - You do?
　 　 不 我想要工作 -真的吗
　 　 - Oh, my God, yes.
　 　 当然 我
　 　 - I- I love Lily, but I hate baby talk.
　 　 我爱莉莉 但是我讨厌说话依依呀呀地
　 　 - I love baby talk.
　 　 我喜欢依依呀呀地说话
　 　 - Let's go get this job. - Let's get this job.
　 　 答应下这份工作 -答应下来
　 　 - Okay. - Oh, no.
　 　 好的 -不会吧
　 　 - It's locked.
　 　 锁住了
　 　 - Well, just
　 　 那就
　 　 - Hello? Hey, guys?
　 　 喂 有人吗
　 　 - Oh, my gosh.
　 　 老天啊
　 　 - They're not gonna hear us. We're trapped out here.
　 　 他们听不到 我们困在这了
　 　 - Just stop being so dramatic.
　 　 别这么一惊一乍的
　 　 - We'll just go through the garage, with the
　 　 我们从车库出去 这样
　 　 - That's why he wants to hire you. You're good in crisis.
　 　 难怪他要雇你 你能应对危机
　 　 - Ooh, yeesh. What
　 　 天啊 这
　 　 - It's not opening. - Push it again.
　 　 没开 -再按按看
　 　 - I'm hearing things, but it's not- - Push it harder.
　 　 我听到动静了 但是 -用力点按
　 　 - That's not- Is it this one?
　 　 不是这个 这个吗
　 　 - I hear something. What is that?
　 　 我也听到了 什么声响
　 　 - No. Stop touching- Stop
　 　 不是 别乱按 住手
　 　 - This- Oh, that was it. All right.
　 　 这个 是这个 行了
　 　 - Mitchell! Oh, my God. Did- - No!
　 　 米奇尔 天啊 这 -天啊
　 　 - Oh, my God! - No, Cam!
　 　 天啊 -不 小卡
　 　 - Cam, we- Did we do that?
　 　 小卡 我们 我们弄的
　 　 - What are we gonna say?
　 　 这怎么交代
　 　 - I will take the job.
　 　 工作我答应下了
　 　 - Kinda think you have to now. - Yeah.
　 　 不然你哪来钱修车 -对
　 　 - Guys, you're on the same team!
　 　 小伙子 你们一个队的
　 　 - Time out!
　 　 暂停
　 　 - Time out! - Get over here!
　 　 暂停 -给我过来
　 　 - Guys, earlier we practiced a few set plays.
　 　 各位 我们刚刚合计的几个战术
　 　 - Did any of them involve wrestling the ball from your own teammate?
　 　 哪里提到让你们从队友手中抢球了
　 　 - But you said to be aggressive. - Yeah!
　 　 你说要使出浑身解数的 -没错
　 　 - Not on your own team! Wait here.
　 　 但不是对你队友使 待着别动
　 　 - You gotta coach. I can't take it.
　 　 得你来教 我干不了
　 　 - You talkin' to me? - Yeah, I'm talkin' to you.
　 　 你是在跟我说吗 -是 是跟你说
　 　 - You gotta take over. I'm about to lose it out there.
　 　 你得接手 我就快输了
　 　 - That sounds tough, Coach.
　 　 那可真不容易 教练
　 　 - What's your problem? - Hey, Coach! Ticktock.
　 　 你这是怎么回事 -教练 该继续了
　 　 - I was dealing with the coach. You pushed me aside.
　 　 我之前跟教练交涉 你把我挤开
　 　 - I was dealing with the boys. You pushed me aside.
　 　 我给孩子们指导 你把我挤开
　 　 - Believe it or not, Jay,
　 　 信不信由你 杰
　 　 - there are some things that I am better at than you are.
　 　 有些事我比你擅长
　 　 - Bam! It's out there. - Oh, for God's sake.
　 　 砰 终于把话摊开了 -老天啊
　 　 - Coach! - He's calling you.
　 　 教练 -他叫你呢
　 　 - Listen. I don't blame you for being angry. All right?
　 　 听着 我能理解你很不爽 好吧
　 　 - I'm used to taking charge. That's all.
　 　 我习惯了主事 仅此而已
　 　 - I should have let you coach from the get-go.
　 　 我一开始就该让你来做教练
　 　 - And?
　 　 还有呢
　 　 - I love you. - No. The barbecue.
　 　 我爱你 -不 烧烤那事儿
　 　 - Oh, for God's sake.
　 　 噢 老天啊
　 　 - I'm sure your steaks would have been delicious... and not chewy.
　 　 你烤的牛排肯定好吃 不会咬不动
　 　 - Okay. I'll do it. - Thanks.
　 　 好 我来 -谢谢
　 　 - And so the student becomes the master.
　 　 所以说青出于蓝而胜于蓝
　 　 - The once mighty- - You know what? Forget it.
　 　 昔日王者 -算了 不劳你驾
　 　 - No, no, no, no. I'm good. I'm good.
　 　 不不不不 我来 我来
　 　 - Hey, hey. Guys. Who wants to go out like a champ?
　 　 队员们 想不想以赢家的身份走出去
　 　 - Yeah! - Me!
　 　 想 -我
　 　 - I love it! Okay, Jordy, you inbound to Luke.
　 　 就这态度 好 乔迪 你发球给卢克
　 　 - Manny, you set a pick on Luke's man
　 　 曼尼 你把卢克的防守挡开
　 　 - and roll to the bucket.
　 　 然后去球篮下面候位
　 　 - Luke, you know what to do. - No, I don't.
　 　 卢克你知道该怎么做了 -我不知道
　 　 - Bounce-pass to Manny. - But, Dad
　 　 传地板球给曼尼 -但是 爸
　 　 - Coach, Manny hasn't taken a single shot all season.
　 　 教练 曼尼整个赛季都没进过球
　 　 - Then chances are he'll be open.
　 　 机会来时他会把握住的
　 　 - Okay, guys. Let's bring it out.
　 　 好的 队员们 上场了
　 　 - Hey, hey. Bring it in.
　 　 嘿 都伸出手来
　 　 - Let's show these guys what kind of team they're about to beat.
　 　 给对手秀秀我们的气势
　 　 - Huh? "Li'I Dribblers" On three.
　 　 数到三喊"小德伯必胜"
　 　 - One, two, three- Li'I Dribblers!
　 　 一二三 小德伯必胜
　 　 - Okay, red ball. Side out. Here we go.
　 　 红队场边发球 开始
　 　 - What's my coaching philosophy?
　 　 我的执教理念是什么
　 　 - Give a kid a bird- - Yes!
　 　 给孩子一只鸟 -就是这样
　 　 - And he becomes one of those weird dudes
　 　 他就会像那些怪叔叔一样
　 　 - who walks around with a bird on his shoulder.
　 　 把鸟放在肩膀四处晃荡
　 　 - But give him a pair of wings,
　 　 但给他一双翅膀
　 　 - he can fly.
　 　 他就能飞
　 　 - Unless he has absolutely no hand-eye coordination.
　 　 除非他眼高手低 技术太烂
　 　 - Okay, I support you.
　 　 没事 我相信你
　 　 - Mom.
　 　 妈
　 　 - That was 20 minutes.
　 　 你晚了20分钟
　 　 - Mom, I am so, so sorry.
　 　 妈 我非常非常抱歉
　 　 - I know it's no excuse,
　 　 我知道我不该这样
　 　 - but I've been feeling a lot of pressure at school.
　 　 只是我人在学校身不由己
　 　 - You know, with friends.
　 　 来自朋友圈的压力
　 　 - And I love you so much,
　 　 我非常非常爱你
　 　 - and I appreciate everything you do for me.
　 　 你为我所做的一切我都心存感恩
　 　 - I'm still your little girl.
　 　 我还是你的乖乖女
　 　 - Oh, honey! That was so sweet.
　 　 亲爱的 妈妈听你这么说真开心
　 　 - Can I get $20? A bunch of us are going to a movie,
　 　 能给我20美元吗 我们想去看电影
　 　 - and we're gonna get something to eat afterwards.
　 　 然后再去吃个饭什么的
　 　 - Jenna's brother's gonna take us home.
　 　 珍娜她哥会载我们回家的
　 　 - Okay. Of course. Sweetie, you know what? Take 40.
　 　 好 没问题 亲爱的 给你40
　 　 - Oh, my gosh. - Yeah. That's right.
　 　 天啊 -没什么 给
　 　 - Thanks, Mom. - Go on. Have a great time.
　 　 谢谢妈 -去吧 玩得开心
　 　 - Oh, Alex, honey? When you're out shopping,
　 　 艾丽克斯 亲爱的 逛街的时候
　 　 - you might wanna pick yourself up a training bra.
　 　 最好给自己买件胸罩
　 　 - I know you don't need one now,
　 　 我知道你现在用不上
　 　 - but your little boobies are gonna come in soon.
　 　 但你的小咪咪早晚会长出来的嘛
　 　 - Mommy loves you, kitten!
　 　 妈妈爱你 小猫猫
　 　 - Mwah! Mwah!
　 　 亲亲 亲亲
　 　 - Teach her to screw with me.
　 　 看你还敢耍我
　 　 - I set a pick and then rolled towards the basket.
　 　 我阻断了防守 然后跑到球篮下
　 　 - Luke passed to me. I shot the ball and almost made it.
　 　 卢克把球传给我 我投篮 几乎进了
　 　 - I bought Lily the cutest little dress today.
　 　 我今天给莉莉买了件非常萌的裙子
　 　 - And then I stole the ball from the other team,
　 　 然后我从对手那里抢到球
　 　 - did a 360 and almost dunked it.
　 　 然后360逆天翻转上篮 几乎灌篮
　 　 - That's nice.
　 　 真牛
　 　 - Ay. I just had the best day today with Lily.
　 　 我今天跟莉莉玩得太开心了
　 　 - That girl's so sweet.
　 　 那小姑娘萌翻了
　 　 - I have a game next Saturday. You could come.
　 　 我下周六有比赛 你来看吧
　 　 - No, it's okay. I wouldn't want to embarrass you.
　 　 不了 谢谢 我不想去给你丢脸
　 　 - I'll probably take Lily out for cupcakes. Mm-hmm.
　 　 那天我应该会带莉莉去吃纸杯蛋糕
　 　 - Okay.
　 　 哦
　 　 - Any suggestions?
　 　 提点一下
　 　 - I usually go with earrings.
　 　 我一般用耳环哄她开心
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　 　 - Honeydew! What's up?
　 　 宝贝儿 找我什么事
　 　 - Guess who's here.
　 　 猜猜谁来了
　 　 - Your dad!
　 　 是你爸
　 　 - He drove his R.V. all the way up from Cocoa Beach.
　 　 他从可可海滩一路开着房车过来的
　 　 - Hey, Son, working hard?
　 　 儿子啊 在努力工作吗
　 　 - He's gonna say "Hardly working."
　 　 他会说 工作个屁
　 　 - I meant to tell you he was driving out.
　 　 我原本是打算告诉你他出发的事
　 　 - Did he say it? - Oh, yeah.
　 　 他说了吗 -说了
　 　 - Good kid.
　 　 好孩子
　 　 - He wasn't supposed to show up for a few more days.
　 　 他本该过几天才到的
　 　 - Well, guess what he brought us.
　 　 猜猜他给我们带了什么来
　 　 - A dog... to keep.
　 　 一只狗 给我们养的
　 　 - Yes! Yes.
　 　 没错 没错
　 　 - Yes, I should have told Claire about the dog,
　 　 没错 我早该把狗的事告诉克莱尔
　 　 - and I was going to.
　 　 我本来准备说的
　 　 - But I was just waiting for her to be in the right mood.
　 　 我只是想等她心情好时再说
　 　 - Actually, I did get one right mood a couple nights ago,
　 　 其实 几天前的某晚她心情就挺好
　 　 - but I cashed that in for something else.
　 　 可我用那晚"干"了其他的事
　 　 - Am I in trouble? - Oh, really, really big.
　 　 我是不是有大麻烦了 -非常非常大
　 　 - Okay, I'm a little scared. How bad is this?
　 　 你吓到我了 到底有多糟
　 　 - Oh, well we have a new rule- no sleeping in the bedroom.
　 　 我们家立了新规矩 不许进卧室
　 　 - Mr. Pritchett. Uh, Ben- Ben Dugan.
　 　 普里契特先生 我是本 本·杜根
　 　 - I went to high school with Mitch.
　 　 我是米奇的高中同学
　 　 - We were in the drama club together.
　 　 我们一起参加过戏剧社
　 　 - That's right. - Yeah.
　 　 想起来了 -是的
　 　 - Geez, I didn't recognize you
　 　 老天 你卸了老头子妆
　 　 - without that old-guy makeup on.
　 　 我都认不出你了
　 　 - You know, you and Mitch knocked The Sunshine Boys out of the
park.
　 　 你和米奇演的《阳光小子》火爆全场
　 　 - Mitch was really great in that.
　 　 米奇演得很棒
　 　 - I always thought he should be an actor.
　 　 我一直觉得他是当演员的料
　 　 - Yeah, he's got a real job now.
　 　 他现在找了份真正的工作
　 　 - He's a lawyer. How about you?
　 　 他做了律师 你呢
　 　 - Still acting. - Fantastic.
　 　 我还在演戏 -那敢情好
　 　 - Actually, it's exciting. I'm in a new movie,
　 　 其实挺过瘾的 我演了部新电影
　 　 - Maple Drive. Just came out.
　 　 《枫叶大道》 刚上映的
　 　 - You're kidding me. Look at me. I know somebody famous.
　 　 真的吗 哇 我认识名人了
　 　 - Uh, anyway, I got to go.
　 　 那我先走了
　 　 - Great to see you. - Good to see you too.
　 　 见到你真高兴 -我也是
　 　 - Kid's a movie star.
　 　 这孩子成电影明星了
　 　 - Hey, how'd it go in there? - No cavities.
　 　 医生怎么说 -没有蛀牙
　 　 - And I got a free toothbrush.
　 　 我还得了把免费牙刷
　 　 - Hey, you want to go to the movies?
　 　 嘿 你想去看电影吗
　 　 - I just heard about a good one.
　 　 我刚听说一部好片子
　 　 - But I'm supposed to be in school.
　 　 可我该去上学了
　 　 - Well, you're supposed to floss too,
　 　 你还应该用牙线呢
　 　 - but you got away with that one.
　 　 你不也躲过了吗
　 　 - Come on. Let's go.
　 　 来 走吧
　 　 - One of the greatest days of my life...
　 　 我生命中最美好的几个日子之一
　 　 - was when my old man sprung me from school
　 　 就是我老爹带我逃课
　 　 - and took me to the track.
　 　 然后带我去坐卡车
　 　 - I wanted to do the same type of thing for Manny,
　 　 我想让曼尼有同样的体验
　 　 - plus I figured when Gloria heard about it,
　 　 再说如果歌洛莉亚听到这事
　 　 - maybe it pays off in the bedroom.
　 　 也许会在卧室好好犒赏我
　 　 - I wonder if that's why my old man did it.
　 　 我老爹当年莫非也是为了这个
　 　 - Oh, crap.
　 　 靠 毁了
　 　 - Your mother-in-law just had to have the dog.
　 　 你婆婆非要养这只狗
　 　 - Turns out she's allergic.
　 　 结果发现原来她对狗过敏
　 　 - And the pet store didn't have a grace period
　 　 宠物店就没个宽限期
　 　 - or a return policy or anything?
　 　 或者包退换之类的吗
　 　 - I got him from the pound.
　 　 它是从宠物收留所领回来的
　 　 - Was there a twister in Kansas?
　 　 堪萨斯州刮龙卷风了吧
　 　 - 'Cause there's a house in my driveway.
　 　 不然怎么把房子刮到我家车道上了
　 　 - Welcome home, Mr. Dunphy.
　 　 欢迎回家 邓菲先生
　 　 - Uh, always a pleasure, Mr. Dunphy.
　 　 很高兴见到你 邓菲先生
　 　 - Indeed it is, Mr. Dunphy. Place it there.
　 　 我也是 邓菲先生 请把它放在那里
　 　 - Oh, I shall. I shall. - I miss this. Get in here.
　 　 好的好的 -真怀念啊 来抱一个
　 　 - My dad is awesome.
　 　 我爸超级棒
　 　 - He's awesome. He's always up. He's always happy.
　 　 他特别好 永远积极向上 笑口常开
　 　 - I mean, he and I are best buds.
　 　 他跟我是好哥们
　 　 - We're like two peas in a pod.
　 　 我们就像一个模子刻出来的
　 　 - Or Siamese twins. Or a snake with two heads.
　 　 或者是连体双胞胎 或者双头蛇
　 　 - They've actually been all those things for Halloween. - Yeah.
　 　 他们在万圣节扮过以上所有角色 -没错
　 　 - Oy. This must be Scout, huh?
　 　 哎哟 这一定是斯科特吧
　 　 - I should warn you. He sheds.
　 　 我得警告你 他会脱毛
　 　 - I made the mistake of letting him sleep with me on the road.
　 　 我一路上让他上床和我一起睡
　 　 - Now my sheets look like two bigfoots did it.
　 　 我那床单就跟被俩野人滚过一样
　 　 - Pardon the language.
　 　 原谅我的粗俗用语
　 　 - How's Mom? - Speaking of big feet, eh?
　 　 我妈好吗 -说到那个"大脚野人"
　 　 - She's on a cruise with her girlfriends,
　 　 她和她的闺蜜们乘游轮旅游去了
　 　 - some of which are not totally unattractive.
　 　 大多都是恐龙 也有几个尚有几分姿色
　 　 - Oh, that reminds me. She sent some gifts for the kids.
　 　 那倒提醒了我 她给孩子们带了礼物
　 　 - Um, I will be right back.
　 　 我马上就回来
　 　 - You three get better acquainted. - Will do!
　 　 你们仨先套套近乎 -没问题
　 　 - Bye! - Will do!
　 　 慢走 -没问题
　 　 - I cannot believe you got a dog without consulting me.
　 　 真不敢相信你没和我商量就领来了只狗
　 　 - This was a major family decision.
　 　 此事需要全家共同商议才行
　 　 - It was wrong. - Yeah.
　 　 我错了 -知道就好
　 　 - And I'm sorry.
　 　 对不起
　 　 - But we have talked about getting a dog for years,
　 　 可我们早就讨论过养狗的事了
　 　 - and you're the only one who wasn't into it.
　 　 全家只有你不同意
　 　 - Because I knew that I would be the one taking care of it.
　 　 因为我知道照顾它都会是我的活儿
　 　 - That's not true.
　 　 不会的
　 　 - No, we will all help.
　 　 我们都会帮忙的
　 　 - This is a great chance to teach the kids responsibility.
　 　 这也是教导孩子责任感的大好机会
　 　 - That is exactly what you said about Luke's paper route.
　 　 当年你让卢克送报纸时也是这么说的
　 　 - Hello?
　 　 {\i1}有人吗
　 　 - Is anyone in there?
　 　 {\i1}里面有人吗
　 　 - Red's a good color on you.
　 　 {\i1}你真适合红色
　 　 - It's just a movie.
　 　 只是电影罢了
　 　 - Oh, he's so cute. - Look at his little face.
　 　 它好可爱啊 -瞧它那小脸
　 　 - I always wanted a dog. Thanks, Grandpa.
　 　 我一直想养狗来着 谢谢爷爷
　 　 - Okay, but remember, having a dog is a major responsibility.
　 　 你们要记得 养狗可是个大责任
　 　 - Everyone in the family has to pitch in.
　 　 家里每个人都得负责任
　 　 - Can do, Mrs. D. - Not you, Dylan.
　 　 没问题 邓太太 -没包括你 迪兰
　 　 - Oh, phew. 'Cause I got a lot on my plate right now.
　 　 松了一口气 我最近正好忙着呢
　 　 - Hey, look who's here. Uncle Cam.
　 　 看看谁来了 小卡舅夫
　 　 - Hey, we heard about the new addition
　 　 嘿 我们听说来了新成员
　 　 - and we had to come right over.
　 　 所以一定得来看看
　 　 - Cameron, so good to see you again.
　 　 卡梅隆 又见到你了
　 　 - Now that is a shirt.
　 　 这衬衣真好看
　 　 - Oh, well, thank you, Frank. I get 'em online.
　 　 谢了 弗兰克 我网购的
　 　 - I'll send you a link.
　 　 回头发给你链{\c&H16F5F3&}接
　 　 - Oh, well, at home, I smoke sausages.
　 　 好吧 我自家熏制了香肠
　 　 - I'll send you a link.
　 　 回头也给你发一{\c&H16F5F3&}节
　 　 - Classic.
　 　 真经典
　 　 - And this must be Lily. - Oh, yes.
　 　 这就是莉莉吧 -是的
　 　 - She just couldn't wait to meet the new doggy.
　 　 她等不及要来看新狗狗了
　 　 - I think she's good right here.
　 　 我看她待在这里挺好
　 　 - Let me get in there and get some of that doggyness.
　 　 快让我来和狗狗亲热亲热
　 　 - Oh, there it is. - Haley.
　 　 宝贝儿啊 -海莉
　 　 - There it is. - I gotta go.
　 　 乖乖啊 -我得走了
　 　 - What's wrong? - That was Brian. He just quit the band.
　 　 怎么了 -是布莱恩 他要退出乐队
　 　 - What? Why?
　 　 什么 为什么啊
　 　 - He's moving to Portland.
　 　 他要搬去波特兰了
　 　 - His parents got back together.
　 　 他父母复合了
　 　 - Oh, that sucks. - I know.
　 　 真可恶 -我知道
　 　 - Now we're gonna have to cancel the gig tomorrow.
　 　 我们明天的演出得取消了
　 　 - Maybe you can find another drummer.
　 　 搞不好你能找到其他的鼓手呢
　 　 - No. I think it's too late for that now.
　 　 不 我想现在已经来不及找了
　 　 - I play drums.
　 　 我会打鼓
　 　 - Well, I mean, I haven't played in a while, since Lily's come along,
　 　 虽然自从有了莉莉以后 我许久没练了
　 　 - but if you're in a jam, I can jam.
　 　 不过如果你紧缺人手 我就是你的人手
　 　 - Well, I totally would, but I'm not sure
　 　 我很高兴 可我不确定
　 　 - we like the same sorts of music, you know?
　 　 我们玩的是同一卦的音乐
　 　 - What, because I'm gay,
　 　 干嘛 我是基佬
　 　 - I'm just gonna want to play show tunes?
　 　 就只会演奏舞台剧的音乐吗
　 　 - No, because you're old.
　 　 不 因为你年纪比较大
　 　 - Wow. That hurt more, Dylan.
　 　 你这话更伤人 迪兰
　 　 - Give him a chance. It's better than canceling.
　 　 让他试试吧 总比取消好
　 　 - You're right. I don't want to lose
　 　 你说得对 我不想白白浪费
　 　 - the deposit on that fog machine.
　 　 造雾机的押金
　 　 - Okay. Let's do it.
　 　 好吧 我们试一试
　 　 - I used to be a music teacher,
　 　 我以前是音乐老师
　 　 - but I gave that up as soon as Lily came along.
　 　 但有了莉莉后我就放弃了事业
　 　 - Yes. Well, we just felt that it was really important...
　 　 是的 我们觉得必须有一人
　 　 - that one of us stayed hometo raise her, so
　 　 留在家里照顾她 所以
　 　 - Yeah, and that's not a judgmenton other people's choices.
　 　 不是说别人的选择不好
　 　 - It's just that we happen to be a very traditional family.
　 　 只是我们的家庭观念非常传统而已
　 　 - Yes, that's what the disabled lesbian shaman
　 　 是的 那个帮莉莉房间祈福的
　 　 - who blessed Lily's room said too.
　 　 残疾拉拉神婆也这么说
　 　 - How you doin', buddy?
　 　 你还好吗 孩子
　 　 - All right, relax.
　 　 放轻松
　 　 - Oh, geez.
　 　 天啊
　 　 - I am telling you, Phil, the man was crying.
　 　 我跟你说 菲尔 你爸真哭了
　 　 - That is impossible.
　 　 不可能
　 　 - My dad is the happiest guy on earth.
　 　 我爹是全世界最乐天的人
　 　 - It probably just sounded like he was crying.
　 　 大概是听起来像哭吧
　 　 - Have you heard the noise he makes when he gets out of a chair?
　 　 你听过他从椅子上起身的声响吗
　 　 - No. I know what I heard.
　 　 不 我听得清清楚楚
　 　 - I think this has something to do with your mom.
　 　 我想大概是和你妈有关
　 　 - What? - Yeah, he came here alone. Think about it.
　 　 什么 -想想看 他是一个人来的
　 　 - She's on a cruise.
　 　 她坐游轮玩去了
　 　 - Yeah, and they never take separate vacations, so
　 　 他们从没分开旅行过 所以
　 　 - No. No, if something was wrong,
　 　 不 不可能 如果真有事
　 　 - my dad would tell me about it.
　 　 我爸会告诉我的
　 　 - No, Phil, he wouldn't,
　 　 不 菲尔 他不会说的
　 　 - because you guys never actually talk about anything.
　 　 因为你们从来就没认真聊过
　 　 - We talk all the time.
　 　 我们常聊呢
　 　 - He crank calls me at work, like, three times a week.
　 　 我上班时他一周打三次骚扰电话来
　 　 - Crank calls don't count. - Counts for fun.
　 　 骚扰电话不算数 -但是算有趣
　 　 - No, honestly, I think that you should
　 　 说真的 我想你应该
　 　 - find out what's going on with your dad.
　 　 搞清楚你爸到底怎么了
　 　 - It's going to be nothing.
　 　 我爸什么事都没有
　 　 - My dad isn't like your dad.
　 　 他又不像你爸
　 　 - There's nothing deep and dark inside.
　 　 他没那些城府 心机之类的
　 　 - His hard candy shell is just hiding more candy.
　 　 他甜美外表下隐藏的是更多的甜美
　 　 - I think he wants to go out. Good boy.
　 　 他应该是想出去 好孩子
　 　 - Smart dog. - I hate to break it to you,
　 　 聪明的狗狗 -不想扫你的兴
　 　 - but I think all dogs can do that.
　 　 不过这招所有狗都会吧
　 　 - I'm gonna play outside.
　 　 我要出去玩
　 　 - What happened?
　 　 怎么回事啊
　 　 - Okay.
　 　 好
　 　 - Should I just play a little something?
　 　 我是不是先露一小手
　 　 - Yeah. But, you know, if it doesn't work out,
　 　 好啊 不过如果打不好
　 　 - don't feel bad.
　 　 你也别难过
　 　 - Well, hopefully this is- this is like riding a bicycle,
　 　 但愿打鼓就像骑自行车一样
　 　 - and it'll all come back to me.
　 　 学了就永远忘不掉
　 　 - That's the loud one.
　 　 这是重音鼓
　 　 - So... here we go.
　 　 好吧 开始了
　 　 - Oh, silly me.
　 　 哎呀 我真傻
　 　 - I had the sticks in the wrong hands.
　 　 我把鼓槌给拿反了
　 　 - Dude, you should label those sticks.
　 　 老兄 你该给鼓槌贴好左右标签
　 　 - Is that the alarm? Has our perimeter been breached?
　 　 这是警报吗 我们家被入侵了吗
　 　 - It's not the alarm. The doorbell won't stop ringing.
　 　 不是警报 是门铃停不下来了
　 　 - Maybe a demon is ringing it. - Not a demon.
　 　 也许是魔鬼在按门铃 -才没有魔鬼
　 　 - Who keeps ringing the doorbell?
　 　 谁老是在按门铃啊
　 　 - We're pretty sure it's a demon. - Oh, yeah?
　 　 肯定是魔鬼在按 -是吗
　 　 - There.
　 　 现在呢
　 　 - If it were a demon, it would keep on ringing.
　 　 如果是魔鬼 它就会继续响了
　 　 - Not if he's already inside. I'm getting a weapon.
　 　 除非他已经进屋了 我要去武装起来
　 　 - What were you thinking?
　 　 你脑子里想什么呢
　 　 - Who takes a little boy to a horror movie?
　 　 带这么小的孩子去看恐怖片
　 　 - That's loco, Jay.
　 　 你疯了吗 杰
　 　 - This is no big deal. You want scary?
　 　 有什么大不了的 你知道什么才恐怖吗
　 　 - When I was his age,
　 　 我像他这么大时
　 　 - I lived through the Cuban Missile Crisis.
　 　 可是经历过古巴导弹危机的
　 　 - I slept with a butter knife under my pillow...
　 　 我睡觉时都藏把黄油刀在枕头下
　 　 - in case I had to fight some Soviet colonel.
　 　 以防要和苏联上校搏斗
　 　 - Why would they send a Soviet colonel to get a little boy?
　 　 苏联上校抓你个小屁孩干什么
　 　 - Because I could identify every commie plane.
　 　 因为我能认出苏共的每一架飞机
　 　 - What are we talking about?
　 　 我们这是在说什么呢
　 　 - Look, all I'm saying, being scared is part of growing up.
　 　 我的意思是 恐惧也是成长的一部分
　 　 - Manny will get over this. It builds character.
　 　 曼尼会没事的 那有助于培养个性
　 　 - I'll take the first watch.
　 　 我站第一班岗
　 　 - You two might as well get some rest.
　 　 你们俩最好先去睡一下
　 　 - It's gonna be a long night.
　 　 长夜漫漫啊
　 　 - Character.
　 　 有个性吧
　 　 - Dad?
　 　 爸
　 　 - Come on in! It's open!
　 　 进来吧 门没锁
　 　 - Don't tell me. You need a cup of sugar.
　 　 别说你是上隔壁借白糖来了
　 　 - Nah. Just, uh
　 　 不 我只是
　 　 - I was just wondering, I don't know, uh
　 　 我只是觉得 那个
　 　 - Anything on the old noodle?
　 　 您脑子里没在烦恼什么事吧
　 　 - Other than a bad toupee?
　 　 除了这顶烂假发吗
　 　 - I'm kidding, of course. This is my real hair.
　 　 我开玩笑的 这可是真头发
　 　 - Well, okay. - Wait a minute.
　 　 好吧 -等一下
　 　 - I want to ask you something.
　 　 我有事问你
　 　 - Am I putting you in a bad position with this whole dog thing?
　 　 我把狗带来是不是让你为难了
　 　 - Claire seemed a little put out.
　 　 克莱尔看起来不太高兴
　 　 - Oh, don't worry about it. Claire didn't like me at first either.
　 　 别理她 克莱尔一开始还不喜欢我呢
　 　 - I can't blame her. Dismissed!
　 　 那也不怪她 解散
　 　 - Oh, Dad, um, you know what? I, uh
　 　 爸 你知道吗 我...
　 　 - Claire saw something,
　 　 克莱尔撞见了一件事
　 　 - and she'd kill me if I- if I didn't ask.
　 　 要是我不问你 她非灭了我
　 　 - What is it?
　 　 什么事
　 　 - Would you wear pants to breakfast, for crying out loud?
　 　 你吃早饭时就不能穿条裤子吗 真叫人"哭"笑不得
　 　 - You got me again. Right in the funny bone. - All right.
　 　 又被你骗到了 正中弱点 -很好
　 　 - Come on, Scout. Let go of it.
　 　 拜托 斯科特 松口
　 　 - No, no, no!
　 　 别别
　 　 - Dog. Look at this.
　 　 坏狗狗 你看这个
　 　 - How did he get ahold of your bra?
　 　 他怎么会有你的胸罩
　 　 - Well, uh, we were out on a date,
　 　 我们出去约会
　 　 - and he has a really nice car, so
　 　 他有辆特别好的车 于是
　 　 - How do you think? He got it out of the laundry basket.
　 　 你以为呢 当然是从洗衣篮里找到的
　 　 - Can't take my eyes off that dog for a second.
　 　 对这狗一秒钟也不能大意
　 　 - Why don't you just keep him in the crate?
　 　 干嘛不把它关笼子里
　 　 - I tried that. He figured out how to get out.
　 　 我关了 他自己会开笼子
　 　 - I thought you were dealing with your dad.
　 　 你不是去找你爸谈话了吗
　 　 - Oh, yeah, I did. He's fine, so
　 　 没错 我们谈了 他没事
　 　 - You got that from a two-minute conversation?
　 　 你们才谈两分钟就谈好了吗
　 　 - I... asked him point-blank if he was okay.
　 　 我直接问他还好吗
　 　 - He said he was. So I just
　 　 他说很好 所以我就
　 　 - Just swapped some jokes and moved on.
　 　 结果你们扯了几个笑话 就谈完了
　 　 - Phil, the man needs more of a push than that.
　 　 菲尔 你得更深入地问他
　 　 - Look, if he wants to talk to me about it, he will.
　 　 如果他想谈 他会主动说的
　 　 - Geez, someone's panties are in a bunch.
　 　 有人的内裤搅成一团了
　 　 - I thought I was showing concern and- - No. Right there.
　 　 我只想表示一下关心 -不 你看
　 　 - Oh, my God! That damn dog!
　 　 我的天 这该死的狗
　 　 - Guys, little help?
　 　 二位 帮帮忙啊
　 　 - I have to go to the bathroom, and I'm not gonna do it in here.
　 　 我要上厕所了 我可不想尿裤子
　 　 - Hey, I got Chinese. - Sweet! I'm starving.
　 　 我买了中餐外卖 -太好了 正饿着呢
　 　 - Oh, we have guests.
　 　 有客人呀
　 　 - Yeah. We're just having a little jam session.
　 　 我们正合奏呢
　 　 - You know Dylan. This is Craig. This is Neil.
　 　 迪兰你认识的 那边是克雷格和尼尔
　 　 - I'll always remember him as the stranger holding my baby.
　 　 我会记得他是抱着我女儿的陌生人
　 　 - Can I talk to you in the kitchen for a second?
　 　 你能到厨房来一下吗
　 　 - Yeah. Hey, guys, let's, uh- let's just take five.
　 　 好的 各位 我们休息一下
　 　 - What's up with 21 Jump Street?
　 　 这支龙虎少年队怎么了
　 　 - Oh, well, their drummer quit
　 　 他们的鼓手退团了
　 　 - and I'm gonna fill in for him tomorrow night.
　 　 我明晚帮他们顶替一下
　 　 - No, no. We have Pepper's
　 　 不 明天我们得去胡娇家的
　 　 - apres-ski fondue party tomorrow night, Cam.
　 　 滑雪风情奶酪火锅派对 小卡
　 　 - Oh, no.
　 　 不是吧
　 　 - So you'll just have to tell your band
　 　 你得通知乐队
　 　 - that they're gonna have to find someone else.
　 　 另请高明了
　 　 - You know what? No. I'm not gonna let these fellas down.
　 　 不 我不能失信于他们
　 　 - I made a commitment.
　 　 我答应他们了
　 　 - You made two commitments, okay?
　 　 你也答应了胡娇 好吗
　 　 - And you know how Pepper is.
　 　 而你又知道胡娇那脾气
　 　 - Everything has to be perfect.
　 　 凡事必须完美
　 　 - He gets mad if you don't wear a big sweater.
　 　 你不穿厚毛衣他都能跟你急
　 　 - Yeah, I remember. I got so hot last year,
　 　 我记得 去年我热得要命
　 　 - I almost went face down in the gruyere.
　 　 差点晕死在奶酪上
　 　 - So I'm going by myself, is that what you're saying?
　 　 所以你是想让我一个人去吗
　 　 - I just feel like I kind of need this.
　 　 我真心需要参加这个
　 　 - To round out your college applications?
　 　 为了丰富你大学申请书吗
　 　 - It's just that because I'm always home with Lily...
　 　 我总是呆在家里守着莉莉
　 　 - I just feel like I'm going a little bit stir-crazy.
　 　 我闷得有点发疯了
　 　 - Look at the den.
　 　 你看看那书房
　 　 - Every time I finish painting it, I start all over again.
　 　 被我翻来覆去地粉刷
　 　 - It's like the Golden Gate Bridge.
　 　 都快赶上金门大桥了
　 　 - I'm gonna go back to jamming.
　 　 我要回去练习了
　 　 - Yeah, we gotta fix this.
　 　 得 我们必须解决这事了
　 　 - Hey, what's with the big sweater at a concert?
　 　 穿厚毛衣来听演唱会
　 　 - Is that a gay thing?
　 　 是基友们的穿衣风格吗
　 　 - No, Dad. It's for my friend Pepper's apres-ski fondue
　 　 不 是为了胡娇的滑雪风格风奶酪火锅
　 　 - Yeah. Yeah, it's a gay thing.
　 　 好吧 的确是基友们的风格
　 　 - Hope they start soon.
　 　 最好赶紧开始
　 　 - I don't think Scout likes to be left alone.
　 　 斯科特不喜欢独守空屋
　 　 - You love the dog.
　 　 你挺喜欢那狗的嘛
　 　 - No, I don't love the dog. I love my couch.
　 　 不 不是喜欢它 我是心疼我的沙发
　 　 - And the dog was looking at it like it was a giant sausage.
　 　 那狗看沙发的眼神就跟那是巨型香肠一样
　 　 - Good news, you two. You're getting your driveway back.
　 　 孩子们 好消息 你的车道要腾空了
　 　 - I'm hitting the open road in the morning. - Oh, already?
　 　 明天一早我就上路 -这么快
　 　 - Yeah. - Anxious to get home and see Mom, huh?
　 　 没错 -迫不急待想回家看妈了吧
　 　 - No, I'm just gonna drive wherever the wind blows me,
　 　 不 我打算要随风游荡一下
　 　 - which is usually into the next lane.
　 　 一般也就是飘到隔壁的车道
　 　 - Can we get some sodas, Grandpa?
　 　 我们去喝苏打汽水好吗 爷爷
　 　 - Okay, but just one. I'm driving. Come on.
　 　 好呀 不过只能一杯 我还得开车
　 　 - He's not going home? He's never been away from my mom
　 　 他居然不回家 他从没离开我妈
　 　 - for longer than a doctor's appointment.
　 　 超过看医生的时间
　 　 - Honey, I know. I told you.
　 　 亲爱的 我知道 我就说嘛
　 　 - I always felt bad for people
　 　 我一直很同情那些
　 　 - with emotionally distant fathers.
　 　 和父亲关系疏远的人
　 　 - It turns out I'm one of 'em.
　 　 结果我也是其中之一
　 　 - It's a miracle I didn't end up a stripper.
　 　 我没沦落成脱衣舞男真是奇迹
　 　 - Thanks, everybody, for coming out.
　 　 谢谢各位来观看演出
　 　 - These are some songs we wrote.
　 　 下面是我们写的几首歌
　 　 - One, two. One, two, three.
　 　 一二 一二三
　 　 - * Baby, don't leave me I just want you to know *
　 　 *宝贝别走 我只想让你知道*
　 　 - * I want you to know *
　 　 *我只想让你知道*
　 　 - * There's something inside me that I cannot control *
　 　 *有些热情我自己也控制不了*
　 　 - * I cannot control *
　 　 *我控制不了*
　 　 - Our boyfriends totally rock! - I know, right?
　 　 我俩的男朋友都帅呆了 -没错
　 　 - * I heard you screamin' my name I'm goin' insane *
　 　 *听到你高喊我的名字 我就彻底疯狂*
　 　 - Well, the plan was...
　 　 我原计划
　 　 - to watch him for 10 minutes
　 　 看十分钟的演出
　 　 - and then run out to Pepper's party.
　 　 就溜去胡娇的派对
　 　 - * Coursing through my veins *
　 　 *奔腾在我的血管中*
　 　 - But he was so great up there.
　 　 可他在台上太亮眼了
　 　 - How-How could I leave?
　 　 我怎么舍得离开
　 　 - * But don't be afraid *
　 　 *别害怕*
　 　 - * I'll be your vampire *
　 　 *我就是你的吸血鬼*
　 　 - It was his moment.
　 　 那是他的光辉时刻
　 　 - I know!
　 　 棒吧
　 　 - And his moment went on for a really, really long time.
　 　 那时刻持续了很久很久的时间
　 　 - Turns out I could have run to the party
　 　 久到我可以溜去参加派对
　 　 - and made it back for the end of his moment.
　 　 再回来听他的最后一敲
　 　 - Manny, go brush your teeth and get ready for bed, okay?
　 　 曼尼 去刷牙准备上床睡觉
　 　 - Your bed. - Can I watch TV?
　 　 上你的床 -我能看电视吗
　 　 - Mmm, only 10 minutes. - Okay.
　 　 只能看十分钟哦 -好
　 　 - Hey, Jay, it's Ben Dugan.
　 　 你好 杰 我是本·杜根
　 　 - I got your message.
　 　 我收到你的留言了
　 　 - Uh, yes, I'm happy to help out. I'll swing by tonight.
　 　 我很乐意帮忙 我晚上来拜访
　 　 - What's that? - That's Ben.
　 　 谁啊 -是本
　 　 - That's the guy who was in the movie.
　 　 演电影的那个
　 　 - I figure when Manny sees him, sees how nice he is,
　 　 我想如果曼尼看到他真人很善良
　 　 - he'll realize it's all pretend.
　 　 他会发现电影都是假的
　 　 - You think that will work? - Guy's a sweetheart.
　 　 你觉得会有效吗 -那家伙人可好了
　 　 - Manny's gonna spend two minutes with him.
　 　 曼尼和他聊一聊
　 　 - He'll explain how the movie's made.
　 　 听他解释电影拍摄过程
　 　 - He's even bringing his fake machete.
　 　 他还带了他的道具刀来
　 　 - Thing's made of rubber.
　 　 橡胶做的
　 　 - Hey, are you Manny? I'm here for you.
　 　 你是曼尼吧 我是来找你的
　 　 - Look what I got.
　 　 瞧我带了什么
　 　 - Mom, he's here!
　 　 妈 他来了
　 　 - Que paso? Que paso? Que paso?
　 　 怎么啦 怎么啦
　 　 - We're gonna need a bigger bed!
　 　 我们得换张大床了
　 　 - Oh, geez.
　 　 靠
　 　 - Oh, my God! I think that's him.
　 　 天啊 真的是他
　 　 - You stayed. - Yeah.
　 　 你没溜走啊 -没有
　 　 - Well, you know, I'm-I'm with the band.
　 　 我可是乐队家属
　 　 - I thought the gig was a little sloppy in spots,
　 　 我觉得演出某些地方还需改进
　 　 - but I think once I learn all the songs
　 　 不过等我学会了所有的歌
　 　 - I thought- I thought this was a one-time thing?
　 　 我以为你只参加这一次呢
　 　 - Are you kidding? We destroyed in there.
　 　 你开玩笑吧 我们秒杀了全场
　 　 - Did you hear that one lady screaming my name?
　 　 你没听到有个妹子大喊我的名字吗
　 　 - That was Phil. He had a Red Bull.
　 　 那是菲尔喊的 他喝了罐红牛
　 　 - Hey, guys. Good gig, huh?
　 　 各位 表现得不错吧
　 　 - Yeah. Totally awesome, man. - Heck of a gig.
　 　 是啊 棒极了 -震撼的演出
　 　 - Hey, guys.
　 　 大伙儿好啊
　 　 - Hey. I thought you were in Portland.
　 　 嘿 你不是去波特兰了吗
　 　 - No. My parents broke up again.
　 　 没 我爸妈又闹崩了
　 　 - I'm not moving. I can stay in the band.
　 　 我不搬走了 我可以继续参加乐队了
　 　 - Well, this is awkward.
　 　 这下可尴尬了
　 　 - Cam.
　 　 小卡
　 　 - Oh, awkward for me.
　 　 原来是我尴尬了
　 　 - Good luck following that, Ringo.
　 　 加油赶超我吧 林戈
　 　 - I believe this belongs to you.
　 　 这是你们的电线
　 　 - I don't want to drag the house along with me.
　 　 我也不想拖着一房子在后面跑
　 　 - Come here, you little monkeys.
　 　 小猴子们 都过来
　 　 - Bye, Grandpa. We'll miss you.
　 　 再见 爷爷 我们会想你的
　 　 - I wish I could take you with me.
　 　 真希望能把你们一起带走
　 　 - Drive safe, Grandpa. - Oh, I'll try.
　 　 路上小心 爷爷 -我尽量
　 　 - You sure you don't want to stay for breakfast?
　 　 你真的不留下吃早餐吗
　 　 - No, I ought to be hitting the road.
　 　 不 我该上路了
　 　 - Well, adios.
　 　 再会了
　 　 - Dad, hold on.
　 　 爸 等一下
　 　 - Can I talk to you for a second? - Sure.
　 　 我能和你谈谈吗 -好呀
　 　 - Guys. Come on.
　 　 宝贝们 我们走吧
　 　 - I don't think you're being honest with me.
　 　 我觉得你没跟我说实话
　 　 - I- I know something is going on with you.
　 　 我知道你有什么事在心上
　 　 - What's up?
　 　 到底是什么事
　 　 - Something up? Well, my boxers are, uh, riding a little high.
　 　 心上 我的内裤倒是提得太上面了
　 　 - I'm not in the mood for jokes right now,
　 　 我没在没心气跟你开玩笑
　 　 - although you nailed that. - Thanks.
　 　 虽然刚才那句逗死了 -谢谢
　 　 - - Great stuff. - Thanks.
　 　 说得真好 -谢了
　 　 - It's nothing. - Oh, it's nothing?
　 　 我没事 -没事吗
　 　 - Nothing to do with Mom? - No!
　 　 不是跟妈有关吧 -不是
　 　 - Well, yeah. I've fallen in love.
　 　 好吧 其实有关 我坠入爱河了
　 　 - Oh, my God.
　 　 我的天
　 　 - Who is she? - He!
　 　 她是谁 -是他
　 　 - What?
　 　 什么
　 　 - It's that little guy right over there.
　 　 就是那边的小家伙啊
　 　 - Come on over here. Come on. Come on.
　 　 快过来 过来 过来
　 　 - There you go. Ah, look at him.
　 　 好孩子 瞧瞧他
　 　 - Driving across country,
　 　 在驾车穿越全国的路上
　 　 - this little bastard nuzzled his way
　 　 这个小崽子成功地
　 　 - right into my heart, didn't ya?
　 　 夺走了我的心 对不对
　 　 - So this is just about you not wanting to leave the dog?
　 　 所以你就是不想送掉这狗罢了
　 　 - Well, you should tell Mom.
　 　 你该和妈说清楚
　 　 - Those three days on the road with him
　 　 和它在路上的这三天
　 　 - were the happiest of my life.
　 　 是我人生最快乐的日子
　 　 - You should leave that part out.
　 　 这话你就别对她说了
　 　 - I don't want to keep Scout if it makes Grandpa sad.
　 　 我不想因为留下斯科特而让爷爷难过
　 　 - Yeah, I know, sweetie. But Grandma has allergies,
　 　 我知道 宝贝 可是奶奶会过敏
　 　 - so Scout has to stay with us.
　 　 所以斯科特必须留下
　 　 - Well, she could always just get some allergy shots.
　 　 她可以打抗过敏针嘛
　 　 - Honey, you don't want to put her through that.
　 　 亲爱的 你不会愿意让她遭那罪的
　 　 - Hell, back in the day, I got a vasectomy for her.
　 　 靠 当年我还为她做了结扎手术呢
　 　 - Dad. Dad. Please.
　 　 爸 爸 真的
　 　 - Scout's- Scout's your dog.
　 　 斯科特是你的狗
　 　 - He should go with you.
　 　 他应该跟着你走
　 　 - Okay, you twisted my arm.
　 　 那好吧 这可是你逼我的
　 　 - Thanks, Son. Thanks for poking through the armor.
　 　 谢了 儿子 多谢你看穿了我的伪装
　 　 - You're poking through the armor down there. - What?
　 　 您下面也快穿出来了 -什么
　 　 - Made you look.
　 　 骗到你了
　 　 - You are a treasure.
　 　 你真是块奇才
　 　 - Come on, Scout. Let's mosey.
　 　 来吧 斯科特 我们走了
　 　 - Oh, oh, oh! Oh, wait.
　 　 等一下
　 　 - He loves that, yeah. - Oh, I bet he does.
　 　 他喜欢这个 -那是肯定的
　 　 - No, Scout. This time I drive.
　 　 不 斯科特 这次轮到我开车了
　 　 - You still got it!
　 　 好好笑
　 　 - I can't believe I'm saying this,
　 　 真不敢相信我会这么说
　 　 - but I think I might have actually gotten even closer with my dad.
　 　 不过我好像和我爸更加亲近了
　 　 - I can't believe he took my dog.
　 　 真不敢相信他把我的狗带走了
　 　 - Bye-bye. - Bye, Grandpa! Love you!
　 　 再见 -爷爷再见 爱你哦
　 　 - Bye, Dad.
　 　 再见 老爸
　 　 - Bye, Grandpa! I love you! - Luke, stay!
　 　 爷爷再见 我爱你 -卢克 停下
　 　 - Luke, stay! - Come back soon! I'll see you later!
　 　 卢克 停下 -下次再来 再见啦
　 　 - Luke, stay!
　 　 卢克 停下
　 　 - Luke! - Stay!
　 　 卢克 -停下
　 　 - Frank.
　 　 弗兰克
　 　 - Hey, Jay. Good to see you.
　 　 杰 真高兴见到你
　 　 - Great to see you. Didn't expect to find you here.
　 　 我也是 没想到你会在这儿
　 　 - Well, listen, when my granddaughter's boyfriend's band
　 　 当我孙女男友的乐队
　 　 - plays an under-21 club with my daughter-in-law's
　 　 和我儿媳妇弟弟的男友
　 　 - brother's gay partner, I show up.
　 　 在少年俱乐部一起演出 我不会错过
　 　 - That's just how I was raised.
　 　 这可是礼节问题
　 　 - I don't think you met my wife, Gloria. - Hola.
　 　 你还没见过我太太吧 歌洛莉亚 -你好
　 　 - Oh, it's a pleasure. You are a lovely woman.
　 　 很高兴见到你 你真是漂亮啊
　 　 - You must be Frank. - Okay, then,
　 　 你一定是弗兰克吧 -哎呀呀
　 　 - you are hotter than a Las Vegas sidewalk on the Fourth of July.
　 　 你比国庆节时的拉斯维加斯街头还要火热啊
　 　 - Did I go too far? - Not you, Frank. No.
　 　 我太过火了吗 -不 没事 弗兰克
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　 　 - Oh, I forgot to ask- Did it hurt?
　 　 忘了问了 当时疼吗
　 　 - What hurt?
　 　 什么疼吗
　 　 - When you fell from heaven and landed on earth.
　 　 你从天堂坠落凡间 接触地面的那一刻
　 　 - I didn't fall from- Ah.
　 　 我才没从天堂...
　 　 - Because I'm an angel.
　 　 你是说我像个天使
　 　 - Why are you so sweet?
　 　 你嘴巴怎么这么甜
　 　 - Maybe just 'cause I'm so damn happy.
　 　 或许只是因为我心情太好吧
　 　 - Today's Ja y's birthday,
　 　 今天是杰的生日
　 　 - so I'm taking him to Hawaii for a whole week.
　 　 所以我要带他去夏威夷呆上一整个星期
　 　 - Big suite in Maui. Just the two of us.
　 　 茂伊岛的豪华套房 两人的私密空间
　 　 - Got Manny tied up in the backyard. Big bowl of kibble.
　 　 把曼尼拴在后院 留一大碗狗食给他
　 　 - I'm kidding. He's staying with Claire and Phil.
　 　 开个玩笑 交给克莱尔和菲尔了
　 　 - This whole thing was a big surprise.
　 　 此次旅行他完全不知情
　 　 - I did it all myself- the flight, the hotels.
　 　 我一手包办 订机票 订酒店
　 　 - Cost me a fortune, but it was worth it.
　 　 虽说花了我不少钱 不过绝对值
　 　 - In case I forget to say it a few hundred times this week,
　 　 尽管说了千万遍 不过还是要再说一遍
　 　 - thank you.
　 　 谢谢你
　 　 - Happy birthday!
　 　 生日快乐
　 　 - Wh- What the heck?
　 　 这 这是搞什么
　 　 - Surprise, Dad. - The whole family's coming with us!
　 　 惊喜 爸爸 -全家都会跟我们一起去
　 　 - They are? - Uh-huh.
　 　 真的吗 -没错
　 　 - Yes, and Mitch and Cameron and Lily too.
　 　 没错 米奇尔 卡梅隆和莉莉也来
　 　 - Yeah, and Phil- he's just checking the bags. Wow!
　 　 是啊 菲尔正在托运行李呢
　 　 - That's, uh- Wow.
　 　 可真是...
　 　 - It was all Gloria's idea.
　 　 都是歌洛莉亚的主意
　 　 - She bought all of our tickets and everything.
　 　 她把我们机票什么的都包了
　 　 - Really? Everyone's? - Yeah.
　 　 是吗 所有人的 -没错
　 　 - It's your birthday. I didn't spare any expense.
　 　 你过生日嘛 该花就得花
　 　 - Oh, gee! Thank you, honey.
　 　 天啊 谢谢你了 亲爱的
　 　 - Are they, uh, all gonna be up with us in first class?
　 　 那他们 都跟我们一起坐头等舱吗
　 　 - Ay, no, silly. Coach. You think I'm made of money?
　 　 傻啊老公 经济舱啦 你当我是摇钱树啊
　 　 - Of course not.
　 　 当然不是
　 　 - We're gonna go to a luau,
　 　 我们要吃夏威夷野猪宴
　 　 - swim with the Miami Dolphins,
　 　 跟迈阿密海豚一起游泳
　 　 - take a tour in one of those, the
　 　 坐着那啥啥环游
　 　 - Helicopter. Helicopter. - Mm-hmm. Yes!
　 　 直升飞机 -没错
　 　 - I don't like activities.
　 　 我不爱参加活动
　 　 - I wanted to hang out with Gloria
　 　 我就想跟歌洛莉亚到处转转
　 　 - and read my Robert Ludlum novels.
　 　 读一读罗伯特·勒德拉姆的小说
　 　 - I got eight of 'em loaded up on my book reader thing here.
　 　 我这电子书里存了整整八本
　 　 - I mean, I love my family.
　 　 别误会 我爱我的家人
　 　 - I love 'em at dinners, I love 'em at barbecues,
　 　 共进晚餐啦 吃吃烧烤啦都不错
　 　 - but do I have to love 'em in Hawaii?
　 　 但干嘛非要到夏威夷去啊
　 　 - Thanks, Daryl.
　 　 谢了 达里尔
　 　 - I know I got a lot of baggage,
　 　 我知道自己行李[心理]负担不少
　 　 - but don't worry, I'm seeing a therapist.
　 　 不过别担心 我在看心理医生
　 　 - Just kidding. I'm fine.
　 　 开个玩笑 我没事
　 　 - Daryl, I know these guys.
　 　 达里尔 我认识这帮人
　 　 - Can I borrow your hat? This will be hilarious.
　 　 帽子能借我演个戏吗 肯定会很搞笑
　 　 - No. - Okay.
　 　 不行 -好吧
　 　 - Aloha, Uncle Phil!
　 　 你好啊 菲尔姑父
　 　 - You guys excited about the trip?
　 　 要去旅行了激动吗
　 　 - Oh, we're so excited. You know, this is my first time.
　 　 激动死了 你知道吗 这是我的第一次
　 　 - Really? Yeah, I know it's surprising.
　 　 真的吗 -是啊 我知道很不可思议
　 　 - People always say I scream "Hawaii."
　 　 大家总说我弥漫着"夏威夷"的气息
　 　 - Who says that?
　 　 谁说的
　 　 - People. - What people?
　 　 一些人 -哪些人
　 　 - You don't know them.
　 　 说了你也不认识
　 　 - Hey, Lily! Hi. - Oh, no! Oh, n
　 　 嘿 莉莉 嗨 -噢不
　 　 - I forgot my wallet.
　 　 我忘带钱包了
　 　 - Oh, that's all right. I have cash.
　 　 没事 我有现金
　 　 - No, no. I can't get on the plane without my I.D.
　 　 不是 我没带身份证不能登机
　 　 - Thanks a lot, Cam. - How is this my fault?
　 　 多亏了你 小卡 -怎么能赖我
　 　 - Because if you had done what I asked you to do this morning,
　 　 因为早上你要是按我说的做了
　 　 - then I wouldn't have been overwhelmed
　 　 我就不会忙得团团转
　 　 - and I would have remembered my wallet.
　 　 也不会把钱包落家里了
　 　 - All right. We still need to pack Lily's toys,
　 　 好了 还得把莉莉的玩具打包
　 　 - print the boarding passes.
　 　 打印登机牌
　 　 - Oh, stop the newspaper.
　 　 暂停报纸的递送
　 　 - Wait. What are you doing? I just packed those.
　 　 等等 你在做什么 我刚打包好的
　 　 - She just looks so cute in this outfit.
　 　 她穿这身衣裳太可爱了
　 　 - I want her looking her best for Jasper.
　 　 我想要她以最佳状态去见贾斯珀
　 　 - Nothing you just said made any sense to me.
　 　 你刚说的我一句听不懂
　 　 - Jasper and his mother are coming over for a playdate.
　 　 贾斯珀和他妈妈要来跟莉莉玩
　 　 - We scheduled it weeks ago.
　 　 我们几周前定好的
　 　 - We're about to leave for the airport. - Not for an hour.
　 　 我们要去机场了 -还有一小时呢
　 　 - And this is the only time Jasper could do it.
　 　 贾斯珀只有这时候有空
　 　 - How full is Jasper's calendar?
　 　 贾斯珀是有多忙啊
　 　 - This is a coup. When you get in with Jasper,
　 　 此乃妙计 只要跟贾斯珀套上近乎
　 　 - doors open.
　 　 万事都轻松
　 　 - He's a legacy at Happy Time Preschool.
　 　 他可是快乐时光幼儿园里的大明星
　 　 - We're kissing up to a 10-month-old?
　 　 我们连10个月大小孩的马屁都要拍吗
　 　 - I just want him to like us.
　 　 我只是希望留个好印象嘛
　 　 - Okay, that's them.
　 　 好了 他们来了
　 　 - But just in and out.
　 　 进来坐会儿就得了
　 　 - We still have a million things to do.
　 　 还有一堆事要忙活呢
　 　 - Would you relax? You always worry. It always gets done.
　 　 能放松点吗 你总爱瞎操心 没事的
　 　 - Oh, and we're Methodists, so
　 　 对了 记住 我们是循道宗信徒
　 　 - Uh, who am I kidding? I'm not making this flight.
　 　 骗谁呢我 这肯定是赶不上飞机了
　 　 - Uh-uh. I can get you home
　 　 我开车送你回去
　 　 - and back before the plane takes off. Let's go.
　 　 然后飞机起飞前赶回来 走吧
　 　 - Daryl- See if you can stall the plane.
　 　 达里尔 想个法子让飞机晚点起飞
　 　 - That's- I will get to you later.
　 　 这个...我待会儿再付给你
　 　 - I really- I really don't think there's enough time.
　 　 我真觉得 真觉得肯定赶不上
　 　 - Go. I'll meet you at the gate. Go.
　 　 去吧 在登机口见 去吧
　 　 - But you won't get on the plane without me, right? - Oh. Well
　 　 你不会丢我一人自己去玩吧 -这个
　 　 - Seriously? You were gonna get on the plane? Cam!
　 　 真的假的 你打算自己去吗 小卡
　 　 - Just go!
　 　 你就去吧
　 　 - Nope. Gotta get that one.
　 　 不行 后面也得关上
　 　 - Okay. I can't
　 　 不行 我关不上
　 　 - Oh! That's as fast as she goes. - Just drive.
　 　 噢 真是慢得要死 -赶紧开
　 　 - Just drive. - I'll get the luggage!
　 　 赶紧开 -行李交给我吧
　 　 - Hey, check out that cute guy.
　 　 快瞧瞧那帅哥
　 　 - He's out of your league. He's reading a book.
　 　 他跟你可不是一路人 他在读书呢
　 　 - I know.
　 　 我知道
　 　 - Here today, gone to Maui! - Hey. You seen Phil?
　 　 就是今天 奔赴茂伊 -看见菲尔没
　 　 - Oh, he drove Mitchell back to get his wallet. - What?
　 　 他载米奇尔回家去拿钱包了 -什么
　 　 - Yeah. He said he's gonna make it back in time,
　 　 是啊 他说一定能及时赶回来
　 　 - but I think it's gonna be close.
　 　 要我看悬啊
　 　 - So he left me here.
　 　 他就把我扔这儿了
　 　 - Haley is still asleep, and I have no idea where Luke is.
　 　 海莉还没起来 卢克人也不知道哪儿去了
　 　 - And are you even ready?
　 　 你到底准备好了没啊
　 　 - My bag's in the living room. Everything's gonna be okay.
　 　 我的包都放在客厅了 一切都会没事的啦
　 　 - Okay. Fine. I'm sorry. I'm a little tense.
　 　 好吧 抱歉 我有点小紧张
　 　 - Coffee'll help that.
　 　 那你还喝咖啡
　 　 - You're right.
　 　 你说得对
　 　 - We've been over this. Air travel is incredibly safe.
　 　 我们不是聊过了嘛 航空旅行非常安全
　 　 - I know. I know. But at the end of the day,
　 　 我知道 我知道的 不过话说回来
　 　 - it is still a building on its side
　 　 它就是天空中的一座建筑
　 　 - being thrown from one place to another.
　 　 横着被扔过来扔过去呗
　 　 - With a movie. - Not helping.
　 　 有电影看 -顶屁用
　 　 - You wanna take something, maybe calm your nerves?
　 　 要不要来点什么药 帮助你缓缓神
　 　 - No. No. I wanna be alert if the kids need me.
　 　 不行 孩子们还指着我呢 我要清醒
　 　 - What a mom. Sometimes I wish you were my mom.
　 　 好伟大的母亲 有时我都希望你能是我母亲
　 　 - Oh, God, Phil. I'm already feeling a little queasy.
　 　 天啊 菲尔 我已经有点想吐了
　 　 - I hate this feeling. I hate it.
　 　 我讨厌这种感觉 特讨厌
　 　 - And it's just gonna get worse and worse until the flight.
　 　 越是快上飞机这感觉就会越强烈
　 　 - It's gonna be fine.
　 　 没事的啦
　 　 - Uncle Phil's here.
　 　 有菲尔大叔在呢
　 　 - Great job, buddy! First one ready.
　 　 好样的 老弟 第一个准备好的
　 　 - Haley and Alex, let's go!
　 　 海莉 艾丽克斯 要走了
　 　 - Bless you.
　 　 上帝保佑
　 　 - Coming. - All right. Come on, girls.
　 　 来了 -好的快跟上 姑娘们
　 　 - Okay. This is why we practice.
　 　 练兵千日 用兵一时啊
　 　 - Come on through. Come through. - Fifteen seconds.
　 　 就来了 就来了 -十五秒的时间
　 　 - Are we ready? - I think so.
　 　 准备好了吗 -准备好了
　 　 - It's go time.
　 　 动起来吧
　 　 - Straight to the car. Slow is smooth, and smooth is fast.
　 　 直奔小车 欲速则不达 慢慢来
　 　 - Go, go, go, go, go. Slow is smooth, and smooth is fast.
　 　 走 走 走 欲速则不达 慢慢来
　 　 - Very nice! -Alright. Let's go. Let's go.
　 　 太棒了 -很好 快走 快走
　 　 - I think we got an extra couple of seconds. - No,
　 　 好像还多余几秒呢 -不多
　 　 - we don't. - Dad, come on!
　 　 没有 -老爸 赶紧的
　 　 - I will never get tired of this.
　 　 真想这么抱你一整天
　 　 - Me neither.
　 　 我也是
　 　 - You know what would be cool, Mum?
　 　 老妈知道怎么样才最酷吗
　 　 - What's that?
　 　 怎么样
　 　 - If the plane flew into a storm
　 　 就是飞机直插入暴风雨
　 　 - and crash-landed onto an island like in Lost.
　 　 然后像《迷失》里那样坠毁在一座岛上
　 　 - Something wrong there, Cam?
　 　 哪里不对劲吗 小卡
　 　 - Well, I'm just breaking in a new pair of hiking shoes.
　 　 新买的登山鞋磨得我脚生疼啊
　 　 - This always happens. All the men in my family have wide ankles.
　 　 一向如此 我们家的男人脚踝都比较粗壮
　 　 - I have an uncle that can only wear bell bottoms. Hand to God.
　 　 我有个叔叔只能穿喇叭裤 对天发誓
　 　 - I wasn't doubtin' ya.
　 　 我相信你
　 　 - Just why are you wearing the hiking shoes?
　 　 只是纳闷儿你为什么要穿个登山鞋
　 　 - Surprise! - What, again?
　 　 惊喜吧 -什么 又来
　 　 - Every morning the whole family's gonna go hiking.
　 　 每天早上整个一家子都要去登山
　 　 - Then at the end of the week,
　 　 这样一星期下来
　 　 - we all gonna make it to the top of the volcano.
　 　 我们就都能爬到火山顶了
　 　 - Every morning, huh?
　 　 每天早上是吧
　 　 - Yes. When Cam suggested it,
　 　 是啊 当时小卡一提
　 　 - I knew you were gonna love it.
　 　 我就知道这主意你肯定喜欢
　 　 - Oh, so this was your idea? - Happy birthday, Jay.
　 　 原来是你的鬼主意啊 -生日快乐 杰
　 　 - Ah, thanks, buddy. Ow.
　 　 谢谢啊 老兄
　 　 - Hi, sweetheart!
　 　 小甜心好啊
　 　 - I'm going hiking! - She's smiling!
　 　 我要去登山啦 -她在笑啊
　 　 - Thank you.
　 　 谢谢
　 　 - Look, Mom, I'm pregnant.
　 　 看 老妈 我怀孕了
　 　 - Yeah. You still gotta take your Dramamine.
　 　 好的 不过你还是得吃晕海宁
　 　 - Oh, does somebody get a little motion sickness?
　 　 这儿谁会晕机吗
　 　 - Yeah, I throw up all the time.
　 　 我能从头吐到尾
　 　 - Oh, well, then Dramamine's the way to go.
　 　 那你得赶紧吃点晕海宁
　 　 - What the hell are you doing?
　 　 你这是想干什么啊
　 　 - Oh, I'm just trying to keep her awake
　 　 现在不能让她睡着
　 　 - so she'll sleep on the plane.
　 　 这样上了飞机她就能睡着了
　 　 - Nobody likes a crying baby on a flight.
　 　 没人会喜欢乘飞机碰上个大哭的婴儿
　 　 - It's-It's very stressful.
　 　 烦人得很
　 　 - Uh, last year I flew back from New York...
　 　 去年我从纽约飞回来的时候
　 　 - next to a baby who was very upset the entire flight,
　 　 旁边就有个婴儿吵了一整路
　 　 - and it was hell.
　 　 备受煎熬啊
　 　 - I was on that flight with you, and I don't recall
　 　 我不是跟你一班飞机嘛 我怎么不记得...
　 　 - Oh, I get it. You're talking about me.
　 　 我知道了 你指的是我
　 　 - That's very funny.
　 　 真好笑哦
　 　 - Yeah, we couldn't get tickets to Billy Elliot.
　 　 我们没能买到《舞出我天地》的票
　 　 - All he wanted to do was dance, and that's my story.
　 　 他就只想能够跳上舞 说的是我
　 　 - Five hours of this.
　 　 叨逼叨了五个小时
　 　 - I just want to dance at the ballet!
　 　 "我就想能跳上芭蕾"
　 　 - Dramamine. Oh, I wish I had that the last time I flew.
　 　 晕海宁 上次坐飞机之前我吃点这个就好了
　 　 - Tell you, the plane was rocking up and down, back and forth.
　 　 跟你说那飞机可是 忽上忽下 忽左忽右
　 　 - I thought the wings were gonna snap off, honestly.
　 　 当时我真以为机翼给折断了呢
　 　 - you do it yourself. Use your teeth.
　 　 你自己拆吧 用牙咬
　 　 - I-Is this the best way to go? What about the freeway?
　 　 这是最快的路线吗 怎么不上高速
　 　 - Relax, punkin. I got this.
　 　 放轻松 交给我了
　 　 - It's all about knowing the route.
　 　 关键在于要熟悉路线
　 　 - You're talking to a guy who made his way
　 　 你面前的可是靠蹬三轮车
　 　 - through college by driving a pedicab.
　 　 挣学费念完大学的
　 　 - You know what one of those is? - Yes. Yes.
　 　 知道三轮车是什么吗 -知道知道
　 　 - I just saw one pass us.
　 　 就是刚刚超过我们的那辆
　 　 - Quick- Who sang "Evil Woman"? - What?
　 　 抢答 《邪恶女人》是谁唱的 -啥
　 　 - ELO!
　 　 ELO组合[音同Hello]
　 　 - Phil, where the hell are you?
　 　 菲尔 你死哪去了
　 　 - Uh, let's see. Oh, shoot! I just missed my turn.
　 　 我看看 靠 转弯口我给错过了
　 　 - You're supposed to be here with me.
　 　 你这会儿理应呆在这陪着我
　 　 - I told you, I get more and more freaked out
　 　 告诉过你的 越是接近起飞
　 　 - as we get closer to the flight.
　 　 我就会变得越抓狂
　 　 - Well, I know, but Mitch- Okay, you know what?
　 　 是的 不过米奇...
　 　 - I was counting on you to be here, so thanks a lot.
　 　 我本来还指望你能陪陪我 真是谢谢你了
　 　 - She's pretty tightly wound.
　 　 她紧张得要疯了
　 　 - Some people are just built that way.
　 　 有些人就是天性使然
　 　 - Honestly, could you drive any slower?
　 　 你敢开得再慢一点吗
　 　 - Guess where the world's largest wind generator is.
　 　 猜猜世界最大的风力发电机在哪里
　 　 - Is it right behind me?
　 　 是不是我身后这个
　 　 - Nope. It's on the island of Oahu.
　 　 错 在瓦胡岛上[夏威夷群岛之主岛]
　 　 - I'm thinking about using it in my song about Hawaii.
　 　 我考虑把它加进我的夏威夷之歌里
　 　 - What song?
　 　 什么歌
　 　 - Didn't Mom tell you? - Surprise!
　 　 老妈没告诉你吗 -惊喜
　 　 - The whole family's putting on a show for you for your birthday.
　 　 一大家子准备给你的生日弄个汇演助兴
　 　 - Everybody's performing. Even Phil brought his dummy.
　 　 每个人都要上台表演 菲尔都把木偶拿来了
　 　 - Isn't that great?
　 　 是不是很棒啊
　 　 - Jay? - Oh, I'm sorry.
　 　 杰 -抱歉
　 　 - I was just thinking how tragic it would be
　 　 我只是在想如果我一不小心
　 　 - if I fell into that volcano.
　 　 掉进火山可就悲剧了
　 　 - Ay, papi, don't say that.
　 　 宝贝 别说胡话
　 　 - Not yet, sweetie. Not yet.
　 　 待会儿睡 宝贝 待会儿睡
　 　 - See? He's perfect.
　 　 看 真是完美无缺
　 　 - Look at him getting coffee and not putting chocolate in it.
　 　 他连买咖啡都不加巧克力的
　 　 - He's so mature.
　 　 真是成熟
　 　 - What about Dylan?
　 　 那迪兰怎么办
　 　 - Dylan's no that guy.
　 　 迪兰可比不上他
　 　 - Haley! Come on!
　 　 海莉 赶紧的
　 　 - We're leaving in two minutes! Get up!
　 　 还有两分钟就要出发了 起床
　 　 - Oh, my God! - Oh, no. Is it tomorrow?
　 　 我的天啊 -不会吧 已经是第二天了
　 　 - Dylan! What are you doing here?
　 　 迪兰 你在这儿干嘛
　 　 - I was gonna go, but then you fell asleep,
　 　 我是想走的 但是见你入睡
　 　 - and since you're leaving for a week,
　 　 想到你要离开一个星期
　 　 - I want to stare at you as long as I could.
　 　 我就寻思着能多看几眼就多看几眼
　 　 - You have to go. My parents are gonna think we did it.
　 　 赶紧走吧 要不然我爸妈会以为我们做过了
　 　 - As if.
　 　 我还想呢
　 　 - Get out of the house and make sure that nobody sees you.
　 　 赶快出去 千万别让别人发现
　 　 - I'II miss you.
　 　 我会想你的
　 　 - When you're gone, it's like I'm
　 　 你这一走 我就像一个
　 　 - this prisoner trapped in a cell of loneliness.
　 　 困在寂寞小岛上的囚犯
　 　 - That's beautiful, but you have to go.
　 　 说得真好 不过你真得走了
　 　 - Okay.
　 　 好的
　 　 - I hate this feeling. I hate it.
　 　 我讨厌这种感觉 特讨厌
　 　 - And it's just gonna get worse and worse until the flight. - Hey!
　 　 越是快上飞机这感觉就会越强烈
　 　 - It's gonna be fine.
　 　 没事的啦
　 　 - Uncle Phil's here.
　 　 有菲尔大叔在呢
　 　 - Great job, buddy! First one ready. - Thanks.
　 　 好样的伙计 第一个准备好的 -谢谢
　 　 - Haley and Alex, let's go! Coming.
　 　 海莉 艾丽克斯 要走了
　 　 - Bless you.
　 　 上帝保佑
　 　 - Coming. - All right. Come on, girls.
　 　 来了 -好的快跟上 姑娘们
　 　 - Okay.
　 　 好的
　 　 - This is why we practice. - Come on through. Come through.
　 　 练兵千日 用兵一时 -就来 就来
　 　 - Fifteen seconds. Are we ready? - Yes.
　 　 十五秒的时间 准备好了吗 -好了
　 　 - It's go time.
　 　 动起来吧
　 　 - Straight to the car. Slow is smooth, and smooth is fast.
　 　 直奔小车 欲速则不达 慢慢来
　 　 - Slow is smooth, and smooth is fast. Straight through.
　 　 欲速则不达 慢慢来 直接走
　 　 - Very nice! - All right. Let's go. Let's go.
　 　 太棒了 -赶紧走 赶紧走
　 　 - I think we got an extra couple of seconds. - No,
　 　 好像还多余几秒钟呢 -不多
　 　 - we don't. - Dad, come on!
　 　 没有 -老爸 赶紧的
　 　 - Oh, no! - What?
　 　 我去 -怎么了
　 　 - My keys!
　 　 我的钥匙
　 　 - Stay awake, sweetie. Stay awake.
　 　 撑住啊 宝贝 别睡着
　 　 - Whee! Oh, no.
　 　 瞧 噢不
　 　 - This is where your Realtor training comes in handy.
　 　 房产经纪人培训就是用来对付这个的
　 　 - Looks like a standard Porter and Sons D-Model top lock.
　 　 看着像是标准的波特森D型顶锁
　 　 - One quick swipe oughta pop it.
　 　 快速刷一下应该就能打开
　 　 - All aboard.
　 　 上去吧
　 　 - Okay. - There we go.
　 　 好的 -走起
　 　 - Nice and easy.
　 　 小心一点
　 　 - Yeah, you're pinching. You're pinching. - I'm sorry.
　 　 你夹痛我了 夹痛我了 -不好意思
　 　 - If you show enough houses, you learn all the tricks.
　 　 经手千万房屋 习得百般技艺
　 　 - Every Realtor is just a ninja in a blazer.
　 　 每个房产经纪人可都是深藏不露的大师
　 　 - The average burglar breaks in
　 　 一般的小毛贼入室行窃
　 　 - and leaves clues everywhere,
　 　 会留下各种蛛丝马迹
　 　 - but not me.
　 　 我可不会
　 　 - I'm completely clueless.
　 　 哥来无影 去无踪
　 　 - You're sure I'm not too heavy?
　 　 我这么重你还吃得消吗
　 　 - Please, you weigh less than my paintball gear.
　 　 怎么会 我打彩弹枪穿的护具都比你重
　 　 - Okay. Yup. - There we go. We are in.
　 　 好了 -好嘞 进来了
　 　 - Off-load. On we go. Squeezing.
　 　 下来吧 压到脖子了
　 　 - I'm going for a ride. - You all right?
　 　 缓一会儿 -你没事吧
　 　 - Yup. I'm good. I'm good.
　 　 没事 没事
　 　 - What are you doing?
　 　 你在干嘛
　 　 - Just making it a little tougher on the next guy.
　 　 提防着下次再有人想破窗而入
　 　 - You got to get up pretty early- Son of a
　 　 聪明人总是先别人一步 我靠...
　 　 - Are you all right? - Yes, I am.
　 　 你没事吧 -我没事
　 　 - Just, uh, almost killed myself on your fire truck.
　 　 差点被你们家的救火车搞死
　 　 - That's not ours. That's Jasper's.
　 　 那不是我们家的 是贾斯珀的
　 　 - You know Jasper?
　 　 你们认识贾斯珀
　 　 - I sold a house to his parents.
　 　 他爸妈从我这买过一栋房子
　 　 - How did you ever get a playdate with him?
　 　 你们是怎么约到他来家里玩的
　 　 - Let's go! Please, can- yeah. Okay.
　 　 赶紧走吧 拜托
　 　 - Look at him. He's sketching.
　 　 你瞅瞅 他在素描哎
　 　 - He's like Leonardo DiCaprio in Titanic.
　 　 就像泰坦尼克号里的莱昂纳多一样
　 　 - I bet he goes to art school.
　 　 我打赌他一定是艺术院校的
　 　 - Do you think he's sketching us?
　 　 你说他是不是在画我俩呢
　 　 - Yeah. "Us."
　 　 是啊 我"俩"
　 　 - Check-in for the 5:30 flight to Boston may board at this time.
　 　 于5点30分飞波士顿的航班现在开始登机
　 　 - And contact.
　 　 对上眼了
　 　 - It's Dylan.
　 　 是迪兰
　 　 - "I'm trapped." Yeah, yeah, yeah. What a drama queen.
　 　 "我被困住了" 哎呦喂 真能折腾
　 　 - We will go whale washing,
　 　 我们要去"浣赏"鲸鱼
　 　 - explore the tropical forest,
　 　 探索热带雨林
　 　 - get back into the nature.
　 　 回归大自然
　 　 - That sounds fun. Mm-hmm.
　 　 听起来不错啊
　 　 - Thanks. - Thank you.
　 　 谢谢 -不谢
　 　 - Your attention, please.
　 　 请注意
　 　 - Will Manny Delgado please report to Gate 22-A?
　 　 请曼尼·迪尔加多到22A登机口
　 　 - Manny Delgado to Gate 22-A.
　 　 曼尼·迪尔加多到22A登机口
　 　 - Check it out, Grandpa. The Dramamine's working.
　 　 快看 外公 晕海宁起作用了
　 　 - I'm not dizzy.
　 　 我一点都不晕
　 　 - Yeah. Oh, watch the drink, kid.
　 　 小心饮料 小鬼
　 　 - Ooh! Ooh, my Ludlums!
　 　 哦 我的小说
　 　 - I'm sorry, Grandpa. - All right. Relax, relax.
　 　 对不起 外公 -没事 别紧张
　 　 - We might be okay here.
　 　 可能没什么大碍
　 　 - It's not fair. It's not fair.
　 　 上天待我不公 上天待我不公
　 　 - Excuse me, ma'am. Is this Manny Delgado?
　 　 抱歉女士 他是曼尼·迪尔加多吗
　 　 - Yes. - Your son's name is on a no-fly list.
　 　 是的 -你儿子的名字在禁飞名单里
　 　 - Ay, please, we've been through this at the check-in.
　 　 拜托 安检那会儿就跟我们核实过了
　 　 - He's not the same Manny Delgado.
　 　 他不是名单里的那个曼尼·迪尔加多
　 　 - I'm just a boy trying to bring style back to travel.
　 　 我就是个想重现旅行格调的男孩
　 　 - We just have a few questions to ask. - No, this is a mistake.
　 　 我们只想核实几个问题 -这是个误会
　 　 - Where is my husband? Wait. Jay! - Step this way, ma'am.
　 　 我老公人呢 杰 -这边请 女士
　 　 - Ma'am, step this way, please.
　 　 女士 请这边走
　 　 - Son, step this way. - Jay! No pushing. Jay!
　 　 孩子 这边走 -杰 别推我 杰
　 　 - You make it a double? I'm traveling with my family.
　 　 给我双份的量吧 我一家老小一起旅行
　 　 - No problem.
　 　 没问题
　 　 - Must be a lot easier just living with a guy.
　 　 跟个男人一起生活肯定简单多了吧
　 　 - Yeah, life would be simpler if I was gay.
　 　 我要是同性恋 生活肯定简单得多
　 　 - Do you think you could get in the fast lane?
　 　 你能不能挤进快车道啊[适应这种生活]
　 　 - Oh, I could totally get in the fast lane. - I mean the road.
　 　 我当然能适应了 -我指的是路
　 　 - Oh, I'm getting a text. What does it say?
　 　 我来了条短信 说的什么
　 　 - Um- Oh, G- Well, it's nothing. It's the alarm company.
　 　 哦没啥事 是报警器公司
　 　 - It says your house was broken into. - What?
　 　 说你家有人闯入 -什么
　 　 - It's nothing. They'll take care of it. Just drive!
　 　 没啥事 他们会处理的 你开你的
　 　 - What happened?
　 　 到底怎么了
　 　 - Okay, fun airport game.
　 　 来玩个有趣的机场游戏
　 　 - You pick out a traveler, you come up with their entire story.
　 　 随便挑一个旅客 虚构他们的整个人生
　 　 - Okay. This guy, his name's Henry.
　 　 比如这个男人 他叫亨利
　 　 - He's on his way to Phoenix to visit his grandmother,
　 　 他准备去凤凰城看他的祖母
　 　 - whose name is, uh
　 　 祖母名叫...
　 　 - Oh! Pass.
　 　 放弃
　 　 - Too hard. Your turn. - Okay. Fine.
　 　 太难了 你来 -好的
　 　 - I see a woman, uh, wracked with fear,
　 　 我看见一个女人 她惊恐万分
　 　 - whose husband has abandoned her.
　 　 还被她老公给抛弃了
　 　 - Where? Where? Who is she? - Me.
　 　 哪里 说谁呢 -我
　 　 - I made it perfectly clear to Phil that I needed him here.
　 　 我跟菲尔说的清清楚楚要他在这陪着我
　 　 - Oh. It's going around. Mitchell's mad at me too.
　 　 我也一样 米奇尔也在生我的气
　 　 - He thinks because I didn't help him pack this morning,
　 　 他觉得就是因为早上我没帮他整理行李
　 　 - he forgot his wallet.
　 　 才让他忘带钱包
　 　 - I'm-I'm sorry. I'm sorry to be snippy.
　 　 对不起 我有一点烦躁
　 　 - It's just... I'm a little upset with Cam.
　 　 我一直在生小卡的气
　 　 - I needed his help this morning, and he let me down.
　 　 早上打包要他的帮忙 结果他却让我失望了
　 　 - That doesn't sound like him.
　 　 我印象中的小卡不是这样的啊
　 　 - You asked him to do something and he didn't do it?
　 　 你请他帮忙他却不闻不问
　 　 - But he never asked! I mean, all he said was,
　 　 没见他开口说啊 他就在那一直说
　 　 - "Lily's bag needs to be packed
　 　 "莉莉的东西要装好
　 　 - and the newspaper needs to be canceled."
　 　 报纸要暂停寄送"
　 　 - That sounds to me like he was asking for help.
　 　 我听着就像是在向你求助啊
　 　 - Sounds to me like you expected him to read your mind.
　 　 我听着你简直就是想让他能通灵啊
　 　 - What am I, a psychic? - No! It's not about reading minds.
　 　 当我有超能力啊 -不是说让你有超能力
　 　 - It's about knowing what your partner needs.
　 　 是说要了解另一半的需要
　 　 - Here's an idea: Just say "Help me."
　 　 不如这样 直接说"帮我个忙"
　 　 - You don't even have to say "Me," Just "Help."
　 　 "我"都可以省了 "帮个忙"就好
　 　 - Then he'll know exactly what you want.
　 　 这样他就明白你到底要什么了
　 　 - You won't have to get all mad.
　 　 你也不至于憋一肚子气
　 　 - I'm not mad. It's just
　 　 倒没憋一肚子气 只是...
　 　 - You wanna believe you're on the same wavelength as someone,
　 　 你总是希望能和一个人心有灵犀
　 　 - and then it's just
　 　 可到头来
　 　 - it's a little disheartening when you find out you're not.
　 　 发现其实没那么默契时 总有点沮丧
　 　 - That's all.
　 　 就这样
　 　 - What's frustrating is I would do anything for Mitchell,
　 　 最难受的是我明明愿意为他付出所有
　 　 - and-and frankly, it's a little hurtful that he doesn't know that.
　 　 可他却看不出来 说实话我有点伤心
　 　 - So, airports, huh?
　 　 机场可真吵杂啊
　 　 - Yeah.
　 　 是啊
　 　 - Are you drawing something there?
　 　 你在画什么呢
　 　 - Yeah. It's no good.
　 　 恩 画得一般般啦
　 　 - Tortured artist. Classic.
　 　 内心纠结的艺术家 妙极了
　 　 - Oh, yeah.
　 　 是啊
　 　 - It's a robot. - Oh, yeah. Sure is.
　 　 是个机器人 -可不是嘛
　 　 - What's behind him? - A dinosaur.
　 　 背后那个是什么 -一只恐龙
　 　 - It's for school. We're supposed to make a comic strip.
　 　 学校的作业 让我们画连环画
　 　 - We had to do that too, back in the eighth
　 　 我们也要做哎 就八年级那会儿...
　 　 - He was 14 years old.
　 　 他才14岁
　 　 - Shut up.
　 　 闭嘴
　 　 - "He's my soul mate."
　 　 "他是我的灵魂伴侣"
　 　 -Id
　 　 我...
　 　 - This is the final boarding announcement for
　 　 以下是最后一遍登机通告...
　 　 - What you drinking?
　 　 你在喝什么
　 　 - Dad. Hey.
　 　 爸 好啊
　 　 - Mostly tonic actually, thanks to my new sponsor here.
　 　 大部分是汤力水 要谢谢这位大哥
　 　 - I'm a little jittery about flying.
　 　 我一想到坐飞机就心里发憷
　 　 - What are you talking about? You fly all the time.
　 　 你在说什么呢 你乘过很多次飞机了啊
　 　 - Yeah, I know. This started just in the last couple years.
　 　 是啊 也就这几年开始的
　 　 - I think I'm just- I'm nervous
　 　 我觉得 之所以会紧张
　 　 - 'cause I've got so much to lose now, you know?
　 　 可能是因为现在有很多东西放不下吧
　 　 - What about you?
　 　 你是怎么回事
　 　 - I'm taking a break from my vacation.
　 　 来喘口气 不用想着度假的事
　 　 - We haven't even started yet.
　 　 度假可还没开始呢
　 　 - Well, I gotta figure, I might not have a lot of time for myself,
　 　 我是觉得吧 真到那个时候我就没个清静了
　 　 - you know, what with the luaus, the hiking, the talent shows.
　 　 一会儿烤猪宴 一会儿爬山 一会儿表演
　 　 - Are you not happy that we're coming with you?
　 　 我们一大家陪你来 你不开心吗
　 　 - It's just not what I expected.
　 　 只是跟我的初衷有些不一样
　 　 - But, Dad, doesn't it feel good to know...
　 　 不过老爸 我们这样你难道不感动吗
　 　 - that your whole family is willing to drop everything to be with you,
　 　 一家人都甘愿抛下一切来陪你
　 　 - to fly across the ocean in a steel coffin?
　 　 还必须坐那铁棺材横跨大洋
　 　 - I'm gonna finish that.
　 　 你那杯剩下的也给我吧
　 　 - It's not you guys. I love the family.
　 　 跟你们无关 我爱全家
　 　 - It just kinda feels like Gloria's going out of her way...
　 　 我是感觉歌洛莉亚在想方设法地
　 　 - not to spend time with me.
　 　 避免跟我单独相处
　 　 - You don't believe that, do you?
　 　 你不是认真的吧
　 　 - Oh, come on, Dad!
　 　 拜托 老爸
　 　 - That is so crazy and so adorable.
　 　 你真是太傻太可爱了
　 　 - That woman loves you.
　 　 那女人是爱你的
　 　 - Well, I didn't say I wasn't lovable.
　 　 我又没说我不招人爱
　 　 - It's not every wife that would spend the money
　 　 不是每个做老婆的都愿意花钱
　 　 - to fly a family to Hawaii.
　 　 让全家去夏威夷旅游的
　 　 - Okay. Where does everybody think Gloria's money comes from?
　 　 好吧 你们以为歌洛莉亚的钱哪里来的啊
　 　 - So, what kind of business did you have in Japan?
　 　 你之前在日本从事什么活动
　 　 - I've never been to Japan.
　 　 我压根就没去过日本
　 　 - You didn't go to Osaka
　 　 你在2003年的11月
　 　 - November 2003 to attend an electronics trade show?
　 　 有没有去大阪参加电子贸易展
　 　 - I was four.
　 　 那时我才4岁
　 　 - Enough. Why don't you question the other people on the gate, huh?
　 　 够了 你怎么不去门口随便抓个人来盘问
　 　 - Did you see the old lady with the cane?
　 　 看到那个拄着拐杖的老妇人了吗
　 　 - What if she has a ceramic knife
　 　 那拐杖里说不定藏了个
　 　 - in there that can go through the metal detector?
　 　 金属探测器查不出来的陶瓷刀呢
　 　 - And yet you waste your time harassing a little kid.
　 　 你却在这里把时间浪费在骚扰小孩子上
　 　 - Ma'am, you seem to know an awful lot about
　 　 女士 你似乎非常了解
　 　 - sneaking contraband on to a plane.
　 　 如何偷带违禁品上飞机啊
　 　 - Yeah, I'm Colombian.
　 　 是啊 姐可是哥伦比亚人
　 　 - Have you ever been to Japan?
　 　 那你有没有去过日本呢
　 　 - I would like to make a phone call.
　 　 我想先打一通电话
　 　 - Ladies and gentlemen, preboarding for our flight to Maui...
　 　 女士们先生们 飞往茂伊岛的航班
　 　 - will begin in the next few minutes.
　 　 马上开始办理登机
　 　 - Luke, please stop spinning. - Sorry.
　 　 卢克 快别转了 -对不起
　 　 - Now make the airport stop spinning.
　 　 能不能让机场也别再转了
　 　 - We made it! Claire!
　 　 我们做到啦 克莱尔
　 　 - Oh, my God. Thank God you're here.
　 　 谢天谢地 你终于来了
　 　 - Oh, honey!
　 　 亲爱的
　 　 - I am so sorry. - It was my fault.
　 　 真是对不起 -都是我不好
　 　 - It wasn't your fault. - I should have known what you wanted.
　 　 不是你的错 -我应该想到你要什么的
　 　 - Are you drunk? - Kinda.
　 　 你是不是喝高了 -有点吧
　 　 - And once I spent a week in Cancún,
　 　 有次我去墨西哥的坎昆玩了一周
　 　 - which, by the way, did not live up to the hype.
　 　 要我说 远远没有传说得那么好玩
　 　 - Can somebody tell me what the hell is going on?
　 　 来个人跟我解释一下这是怎么回事
　 　 - We're almost done here, sir.
　 　 我们就快问完了 先生
　 　 - So you and your son are traveling together? - Yes.
　 　 你和你的儿子计划一同旅行是吗 -是的
　 　 - Then why are you departing Maui on different dates?
　 　 那为什么你们离开茂伊岛的时间不同
　 　 - Well, because he's traveling back home with his family.
　 　 因为他要和一大家子先回来
　 　 - What? - Surprise!
　 　 什么 -惊喜
　 　 - They're only staying for six days.
　 　 他们只在那呆6天
　 　 - The rest of the time it's only you and me. - Really?
　 　 剩下来的时间只属于我们俩 -真的吗
　 　 - Mm-hmm. I wanted to spend some time alone with my husband
　 　 嗯呀 我就想跟我老公单独待一会儿
　 　 - drink cocktails by the pool, sleep in.
　 　 在泳池边上喝点鸡尾酒啊 睡睡懒觉
　 　 - I could not love you any more than I do right now.
　 　 我现在已经爱你到无以复加了
　 　 - I also found a topless beach.
　 　 我还找到了一个裸体沙滩
　 　 - I was wrong.
　 　 那我只能更爱你了
　 　 - Mr. Jackson, have a great flight.
　 　 杰克逊先生 旅途愉快
　 　 - It's to the left. Oh, gorgeous!
　 　 请走左边 真漂亮
　 　 - Oh, thank you. It's vintage. - Think he meant Lily.
　 　 谢谢 是复古衫 -他是在说莉莉吧
　 　 - You don't know that.
　 　 你又说不准
　 　 - Hey, there's another hottie for you at 5:00.
　 　 五点钟方向有个适合你的帅哥哦
　 　 - I think he's an artist.
　 　 他想必应该是个艺术家
　 　 - It's whale "Watching."
　 　 是"观赏"鲸鱼
　 　 - Whale washing. - Watching.
　 　 "浣赏"鲸鱼 -"观赏"
　 　 - Washing. - That's close enough.
　 　 "浣赏" -差不多了
　 　 - Have a good flight, sir.
　 　 旅途愉快 先生
　 　 - Quick, do your zombie impression.
　 　 快 扮个僵尸给人看看
　 　 - She hasn't been drinking, has she? - Oh, no, no, no.
　 　 她不是喝醉了吧 -没有没有
　 　 - She's- She's hilarious. Okay, let's do bride of Frankenstein.
　 　 她在搞笑呢 再来一个"僵尸抱"
　 　 - It's so, so good.
　 　 真是太 太逼真了
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　 　 - Aloha, Lily. - Aloha.
　 　 你好啊 莉莉 -你好啊
　 　 - Oh, wait. Let's do it one more time.
　 　 不行 得再来一次
　 　 - The doggy was blocking her face. - Yeah,
　 　 小狗狗挡住小脸蛋了 -的确
　 　 - Go back. - No. No! No.
　 　 回去再来 -我不要 我不要
　 　 - We're not doing it a third time.
　 　 我可不要再来第三次
　 　 - There she is- the prettiest white woman on Maui. Milady.
　 　 瞧瞧谁来了 茂伊岛上最美的人儿 夫人
　 　 - Actually, Claire and I were supposed to
　 　 说实话 当年克莱尔和我本来
　 　 - go to Hawaii for our honeymoon. - Mm-hmm.
　 　 是要来夏威夷来度蜜月的 -没错
　 　 - But something else came up.
　 　 可出现了点状况
　 　 - I got pregnant with Haley. - My bad!
　 　 我怀上了海莉 -都是哥的错
　 　 - We didn't even have a proper wedding.
　 　 我们甚至连像样的婚礼都没办
　 　 - We just went down to the courthouse on a Tuesday.
　 　 就随便挑了一个礼拜二去法院登记了
　 　 - The judge sentenced me to life with no chance of parole.
　 　 我从此就被判"无期婚姻"徒刑 且不准假释
　 　 - You begged me to marry you.
　 　 当时可是你求我嫁给你的
　 　 - It's true. I did.
　 　 没错 我求了
　 　 - Oh! Hold on, my bride. Allow me!
　 　 慢点 我的娘子 来吧
　 　 - What are you doing?
　 　 你在干嘛
　 　 - Being romantic. God, you're solid.
　 　 浪漫一下 天呐 你真重
　 　 - Sweetie, put me down. Go on. Okay.
　 　 亲爱的 快放我下来 慢慢来 好了
　 　 - Honey, come on.
　 　 亲爱的 别这样
　 　 - Let's turn this vacation into a honeymoon.
　 　 让我们把这次假期当成在度蜜月吧
　 　 - Sweet pea, I'm a mom traveling with my kids.
　 　 亲爱的 我可是带着孩子来旅行的
　 　 - For me, this is not a vacation.
　 　 对我来说 这不是度假
　 　 - It's a business trip. Let's go.
　 　 是出差 跟我走
　 　 - This'll do.
　 　 真不错
　 　 - It's beautiful. - Aloha!
　 　 太漂亮了 -大家好啊
　 　 - Hi! Welcome to the Four Seasons Maui.
　 　 欢迎入住四季酒店茂伊店
　 　 - What do you think, Manny?
　 　 感觉怎样 曼尼
　 　 - I'm home.
　 　 宾至如归啊
　 　 - I can't believe we have our own hotel room.
　 　 我们居然还有自己的房间
　 　 - Score! There's an iron in here!
　 　 太棒了 这里还有个熨斗
　 　 - Don't you want to keep our room neat?
　 　 你就不能把房间弄得整洁点吗
　 　 - You know, in case we entertain.
　 　 万一有客人来怎么办
　 　 - Who would we entertain?
　 　 谁会来啊
　 　 - I noticed some lovely tweens down by the kids' club.
　 　 我看到儿童俱乐部里有好多可爱的小姑娘
　 　 - Maybe we can find a nice spot near them by the pool...
　 　 没准我们能在泳池边找个机会搭讪
　 　 - and send over a couple of virgin mai tais.
　 　 再奉上一杯"处女红"鸡尾酒
　 　 - They may be interested in two sophisticated men like us.
　 　 她们没准喜欢我们这种成熟老练的男人
　 　 - I am a bathroom martian!
　 　 我是浴室战神
　 　 - I am from the nebula of the Great Toilet.
　 　 我来自伟大的卫生间星云
　 　 - I want the biggest cheeseburger you got.
　 　 给我来一个你们这里最大的芝士汉堡
　 　 - Instead of salad, I want fries.
　 　 把沙拉换成薯条
　 　 - Instead of fruit, I want chili fries.
　 　 把水果换成辣薯条
　 　 - Haley, sweetie, put the phone down
　 　 海莉 亲爱的 别玩手机了
　 　 - and put on some sunscreen. Please?
　 　 快涂点防晒霜
　 　 - We have got to stay on these kids all day,
　 　 我们得时刻盯着这些孩子
　 　 - or else they're gonna burn. - Totally.
　 　 不然他们准得晒伤 -绝对的
　 　 - They put on the littlest bit of sunscreen in the morning,
　 　 他们就早上涂了那么一小点防晒霜
　 　 - they think it's got them covered for the
　 　 就以为没事了
　 　 - Are you watching Gloria in my sunglasses?
　 　 你是不是在透过我的墨镜偷看歌洛莉亚
　 　 - Is she moving in slow motion, or is my brain doing that?
　 　 是她在做慢动作 还是我在胡思乱想
　 　 - Phil, this is important. - Go ahead. I'm glistening.
　 　 菲尔 认真点 -继续说 我听着呢
　 　 - Hey, everybody.
　 　 嘿 大家好啊
　 　 - We're on our way to see the world's largest banyan tree.
　 　 我们正要去看世界上最大的榕树
　 　 - Does anybody want to come?
　 　 有人想一起来吗
　 　 - Now, why in the hell would anyone want to leave paradise,
　 　 谁会吃饱了撑着 要离开这片仙境
　 　 - take a hot bus ride to see a tree?
　 　 去坐闷热无比的车只为看一棵树
　 　 - The great thing about Cameron is that,
　 　 我最欣赏卡梅隆的一点是
　 　 - uh, he's adventurous, like I am.
　 　 他勇于探索 和我一样
　 　 - We-We both like to immerse ourselves in the culture
　 　 我们都喜欢入乡随俗
　 　 - and really get to know the locals.
　 　 更多地了解本地居民
　 　 - We've made friends all over the world.
　 　 我们的朋友遍布全球
　 　 - We're still in touch with Elunga,
　 　 我们至今还和伊伦加保持着联系
　 　 - a man we met on safari in Tanzania.
　 　 他是我们在坦桑尼亚狩猎旅行时认识的
　 　 - We actually send him... all of our old clothes.
　 　 我们经常寄旧衣服给他
　 　 - He was a very nice man when we met him,
　 　 我们结识时 他还是个很善良的人
　 　 - but based on his recent letters,
　 　 但就最近的回信来看
　 　 - I have a small fear he's become a warlord.
　 　 我有点担心他已经变成军阀了
　 　 - Hey. I'm gonna go to the gym to work out a little bit.
　 　 嘿 我要去健身房运动下
　 　 - You want to come with me?
　 　 你要一起来吗
　 　 - I just ordered an extra-long straw
　 　 我刚刚特地叫了一根超长吸管
　 　 - to avoid accidentally doing a sit-up.
　 　 就是为了不想坐起来
　 　 - Ah, look at this.
　 　 猜猜谁来电
　 　 - My brother.
　 　 我弟弟
　 　 - What's up, jackass?
　 　 干吗 蠢货
　 　 - Happy birthday, you dumb son of a bitch.
　 　 生日快乐 你个二逼
　 　 - Birthday's tomorrow, moron!
　 　 明天才是我的生日 蠢蛋
　 　 - I never understood this relationship.
　 　 真搞不懂你们兄弟俩
　 　 - So, 63, right? - Hey, you can count!
　 　 63岁了对吧 -没想到你还会数数
　 　 - You know Dad was 63 when he died. Huh?
　 　 你记得老爸就是63岁死的吧
　 　 - Hello? - Thanks for reminding me.
　 　 喂 - 多谢提醒
　 　 - Ah, don't worry. He never took care of himself.
　 　 别担心 是他不懂得好好保养身体
　 　 - Ate like crap and drank too much.
　 　 总是吃垃圾食品 喝得烂醉如泥
　 　 - Anyway, Irene's begging me for
　 　 管他呢 艾琳在求我...
　 　 - Hey, Gloria, wait up. I'm coming.
　 　 等等我 歌洛莉亚 我来了
　 　 - So, I was thinking we book a couples' massage.
　 　 我在想要不要给我们预定一个夫妻按摩
　 　 - I accidentally looked in on one.
　 　 我正巧看到一对在做
　 　 - They seemed really relaxed until they noticed me.
　 　 他们没看到我之前可放松呢
　 　 - Haley, that's enough. Get off the phone.
　 　 海莉 够了 快挂电话
　 　 - Luke, pull up your trunks!
　 　 卢克 裤子拉拉好
　 　 - This bathing suit looks great on you.
　 　 你穿这身泳衣真好看
　 　 - Thanks, sweetie. Haley, come on. Off the phone.
　 　 谢谢夸奖 海莉 别打了 快
　 　 - No way. Keira got her hair straightened?
　 　 不是吧 凯拉把她的头发拉直了
　 　 - Claire, consider this a grand gesture of my love.
　 　 克莱尔 为表达对你的爱 我决定这么做
　 　 - What are you
　 　 你干嘛...
　 　 - Oh, my God!
　 　 噢 天呐
　 　 - What did you do? - Phil, what are you thinking?
　 　 你都做了什么 -菲尔 你在想什么
　 　 - That is an expensive cell phone.
　 　 那手机可贵呢
　 　 - It's just the beginning.
　 　 好戏才刚刚开始
　 　 - Buckle your seat belt, lady. You're being wooed.
　 　 做好准备吧 我要向你展开攻势了
　 　 - In nature, fathers are known to eat their young.
　 　 在自然界中 雄性通常会吃掉幼崽
　 　 - Is it because they're delicious? No.
　 　 是因为幼崽好吃吗 不是
　 　 - It's because they want to give their female
　 　 是因为它们想给雌性伴侣
　 　 - bear, giraffe, what have you-
　 　 比如熊啊 长颈鹿啊 随便什么
　 　 - the honeymoon they never had.
　 　 一个甜蜜的蜜月
　 　 - Just to be clear, I'm not condoning eating your kids,
　 　 事先声明 我不是说吃孩子是可以原谅的
　 　 - but I sure as heck know why giraffes do it.
　 　 可我知道长颈鹿这么做的本意是什么
　 　 - What?
　 　 什么
　 　 - Come on, sleepy! - Ay, Jay!
　 　 起床来 懒虫 -别闹了 杰
　 　 - Come on, honey! Get out of bed!
　 　 快起床 宝贝 别赖床了
　 　 - I just booked us on an outrigger.
　 　 我刚预订了个划艇
　 　 - But it is your birthday.
　 　 可今天是你的生日
　 　 - You don't want to sleep in?
　 　 你就不想睡个懒觉
　 　 - Come here. - No, no,
　 　 快来 -不 不
　 　 - I just came from the gym. Guess how much I benched.
　 　 我刚从健身房回来 猜我刚举起多重
　 　 - I don't know. 500 pounds? - 500 pounds?
　 　 不知道 500磅 -500磅
　 　 - What am I, a forklift?
　 　 你当我是叉车啊
　 　 - To tell you the truth,
　 　 实话和你说吧
　 　 - that call from my brother scared the hell out of me.
　 　 我老弟那通电话把我吓惨了
　 　 - I decided to get in better shape quick.
　 　 我决定尽快练回健康身材
　 　 - Didn't want to end up like my old man.
　 　 我可不想步我老爸的后尘
　 　 - Although he did die doing what he loved
　 　 不过他算是死于他热爱的事业中
　 　 - refusing service to hippies who came into his store.
　 　 拒绝向来店里的嬉皮士提供服务
　 　 - Manny is the worst roommate ever.
　 　 曼尼是有史以来最差的室友
　 　 - Everything he finds, he folds.
　 　 他看到什么都要叠起来
　 　 - Sweetie, it's only for a few more days.
　 　 亲爱的 忍忍几天就过去了
　 　 - Last night we had a fire drill.
　 　 昨晚还做了火灾演习
　 　 - Not the hotel. Just us.
　 　 不是整个酒店 就我俩
　 　 - Hi, guys. - Hey.
　 　 你们好啊 -你们好
　 　 - So, what's today's big adventure?
　 　 今天准备去哪探险呢
　 　 - I'll bet the kids want to go with you.
　 　 我敢打赌孩子们肯定都想和你们去
　 　 - Well, it is a big one- the lavender ranch,
　 　 今天可是去个好地方 薰衣草牧场
　 　 - where they grow 45 different varieties of lavender. - Forty-five.
　 　 那里种45种不同的薰衣草哦 -45种哦
　 　 - Hear that, kids? Forty-five different varieties.
　 　 听到没 孩子们 45种不同的薰衣草哦
　 　 - Yeah, I can't sell that. Go with God.
　 　 好吧 实在说不动他们 祝旅途愉快
　 　 - Oh. Well, more lavender for us.
　 　 那就没人和我们抢了
　 　 - When Mitchell and I first met,
　 　 米奇尔和我初遇时
　 　 - I may have exaggerated my interest in adventurous travel...
　 　 我可能夸大了我对探险的狂热之情
　 　 - by implying that I had any.
　 　 我说我有很多此类经历
　 　 - But it's one of the things he loves most about me,
　 　 可他偏偏最爱我这点
　 　 - and I can't tell him the truth now.
　 　 导致我现在不能道出事实
　 　 - It would be like Lewis telling Clark
　 　 就好像路易斯告诉克拉克
　 　 - that he didn't like to walk.
　 　 他其实不喜欢徒步一样
　 　 - Side note.
　 　 补充说明一下
　 　 - We're very good friends with a couple named Lewis and Clark.
　 　 路易斯和克拉克夫夫是我们的一对好朋友
　 　 - Clark bought a big, sparkly belt in New Orleans
　 　 克拉克在新奥尔良买了一块巨大的地皮
　 　 - that he calls his Louisiana Purchase.
　 　 他将之与政府当年购买路易斯安那州相提并论
　 　 - Mom, Haley keeps stealing my iPod.
　 　 妈妈 海莉一直偷我的ipod
　 　 - All my music is on my phone. What else am I supposed to do?
　 　 我的歌都在手机上 你让我怎么办
　 　 - Manny watches the news.
　 　 曼尼整天看新闻
　 　 - You guys don't even watch the news.
　 　 连你们都不怎么看新闻
　 　 - Aloha. Hi. Sorry, folks.
　 　 你们好 对不起
　 　 - This pool is for adults only.
　 　 这泳池是成人专用
　 　 - Don't turn around. - What?
　 　 别回头 -什么
　 　 - Trust me. Just keep walking.
　 　 听我的 往前走就是了
　 　 - Wait! Where are you guys going?
　 　 等等 你们要去哪儿
　 　 - Guys?
　 　 爹妈
　 　 - What just happened?
　 　 什么情况
　 　 - Ooh, so we can drink lavender tea
　 　 我们到时能一边喝薰衣草茶
　 　 - while eating lavender scones.
　 　 一边吃薰衣草饼
　 　 - Oh, neat! So, is this an all-day thing or
　 　 真棒 一整天都这么过还是怎么着
　 　 - Oh, no. I know what you're thinking, Cam.
　 　 不是的 我知道你在想什么 小卡
　 　 - Don't worry. We'll still have time for the whaling village.
　 　 别担心 我们还有时间参观捕鲸村落
　 　 - Oh. Good. So
　 　 那就好
　 　 - Okay.
　 　 很好
　 　 - I can't. - What?
　 　 我不行 -什么
　 　 - I don't want to go.
　 　 我不想去了
　 　 - I know I said
　 　 我知道我说过
　 　 - I'm not a stay-by-the-pool type of guy,
　 　 我不是那种慵懒不爱动的人
　 　 - but I really am, Mitchell.
　 　 可我骨子里就是 米奇尔
　 　 - What are you saying?
　 　 你在说什么
　 　 - I'm saying that I like adventure,
　 　 我是喜欢探险
　 　 - but not every minute of every day.
　 　 可也用不着每分每秒都投身于此
　 　 - Can you just go by yourself?
　 　 你能自己一个人去吗
　 　 - But... the lavender ranch
　 　 那可是薰衣草农场啊
　 　 - It's- It's something two men are meant to do together.
　 　 注定要两个相爱的人一起享受的
　 　 - On or off, folks? - Well, I'm on.
　 　 到底去不去 -我去
　 　 - I'm off.
　 　 我不去
　 　 - Think about what you're missing, Cam.
　 　 想想你错过了什么 小卡
　 　 - It's an entire ranch full of lavender.
　 　 整个牧场都是薰衣草哦
　 　 - You're not making the compelling case you think you are!
　 　 你说得再天花乱坠都没用
　 　 - Hey, you little monkey!
　 　 嘿 小兔崽子们
　 　 - No standing around! There you go!
　 　 别光站着 给我下去
　 　 - Here goes another one! There you go!
　 　 又一个下来咯 下去
　 　 - Here comes another one! There you go!
　 　 又一个下来咯 下去
　 　 - I thought you were one of ours!
　 　 我以为你是我们家的小孩
　 　 - Hey, Jay! Be careful!
　 　 杰 当心点
　 　 - You're gonna hurt somebody- like you!
　 　 别伤着人家 特别是你自己
　 　 - Don't get too comfortable.
　 　 别太惬意哦
　 　 - I reserved us a tennis court. - Yay.
　 　 我刚定好了网球场 -好
　 　 - I thought that one of the advantages of marrying an older guy...
　 　 我以为嫁给一个老头的好处之一是
　 　 - was that I was going to be able to relax.
　 　 生活能过的轻松点
　 　 - But all this swimming and running and rowing
　 　 可他又是游泳又是跑步又是划船
　 　 - It's just like how some of my relatives got into this country.
　 　 简直跟我的同胞们偷渡来美国的过程差不多
　 　 - You know- Mmm.
　 　 你知道吗
　 　 - You look prettier now than the day we got married.
　 　 你比我们结婚时更漂亮了
　 　 - Oh, honey. And you are even more handsome.
　 　 亲爱的 你也更帅了
　 　 - I did push-ups in the bathroom.
　 　 我有在浴室里偷偷练俯卧撑
　 　 - You're funny.
　 　 你真"幽默"
　 　 - You're nice. -I have always been nice.
　 　 你真好 -我一直都这么好
　 　 - I've always been funny.
　 　 我也一直很幽默
　 　 - Well
　 　 好吧
　 　 - Mom! Dad!
　 　 老妈 老爸
　 　 - Ignore her. That could be anyone.
　 　 别理她 可能是在叫其他人
　 　 - Phil and Claire Dunphy?
　 　 菲尔和克莱尔·邓菲
　 　 - Yes, Haley, honey? What is it?
　 　 海莉 亲爱的 怎么了
　 　 - I'm gonna go get some shaved ice at the hotel
　 　 我去和隔壁的一些孩子
　 　 - next door with some kids.
　 　 一起去吃点刨冰
　 　 - What kids? - Just some kids I met at the pool.
　 　 什么孩子 -就是在泳池边的那些
　 　 - Okay. Um- I should go with her and - Claire, no.
　 　 好吧 我得去看看 -克莱尔 别去
　 　 - You have to learn to let go.
　 　 你得学会放手
　 　 - Turning a family vacation into a honeymoon takes commitment.
　 　 把家庭度假变成度蜜月 要坚持做到哦
　 　 - You can do it. Eye of the tiger.
　 　 你能做到 猛虎之眼
　 　 - Hello!
　 　 怎么说
　 　 - I should at least meet them. I - No.
　 　 至少得见见他们 -不行
　 　 - That is not eye of the tiger.
　 　 你这可不是猛虎之眼
　 　 - All right, Haley, honey, go and have fun,
　 　 好吧 海莉 亲爱的 玩的开心点
　 　 - but don't get in anybody's car...
　 　 但可不能上陌生人的车
　 　 - and be back in time for your grandfather's birthday dinner, okay?
　 　 准时回来参加你外公的生日 知道了吗
　 　 - Thank you!
　 　 谢谢
　 　 - Okay! All right! - Bye, honey!
　 　 好吧 快去快回 -再见 亲爱的
　 　 - Oh, God.
　 　 天呐
　 　 - That feels weird and good all at once.
　 　 这感觉真是又诡异又舒爽
　 　 - I know. I was leaning up against that nozzle a minute ago.
　 　 当然 刚刚我也靠在那喷头上呢
　 　 - Hey. - Hey, you're back. How was it?
　 　 嘿 -你回来啦 感觉怎样
　 　 - Ah! Cameron, it was the most incredible thing
　 　 卡梅隆 那真是我这辈子
　 　 - I've ever seen in my entire life.
　 　 见过最美的东西
　 　 - Really? - You know who else was there?
　 　 真的吗 -你到我在那碰到谁了吗
　 　 - Who - Elton John.
　 　 谁 -艾尔顿·约翰
　 　 - No- -Yes, and he was so blown away by the beauty of it,
　 　 不会吧 -真的 他也被美景深深吸引了
　 　 - he sat down... at their lavender piano
　 　 你坐在用薰衣草装点的钢琴前
　 　 - and played "Tiny Dancer."
　 　 演奏了一曲《小舞人》
　 　 - And we bonded, because he too likes adventure.
　 　 我顿感心有灵犀 因为他也热爱探险
　 　 - Did that really happen? - No, that didn't really happen.
　 　 这些都是真的吗 -不 当然是假的
　 　 - I'm just...
　 　 我只是觉得
　 　 - trying to get back at you for bailing on me.
　 　 只是想报复你抛弃我
　 　 - I'm sorry. If it means anything,
　 　 很抱歉 如果你真想和我一起
　 　 - we've been relaxing here doing nothing.
　 　 我们在这什么也不做也很开心
　 　 - Maybe you can join us tomorrow. - No, I can't- I just don't
　 　 也许明天你能和我们一起 -不行
　 　 - I don't find relaxing that relaxing. - I understand.
　 　 我实在不觉得放松有什么意思 -我懂
　 　 - You are who you are.
　 　 你生性如此难再改
　 　 - Leilani. - Yes.
　 　 蕾拉妮 -来了
　 　 - You know what? I think it's because of my parents.
　 　 你知道吗 我想可能是我受我爸妈的影响
　 　 - It always is. Kipu!
　 　 当然了 奇普
　 　 - I mean, vacation with my mom and dad
　 　 我是说 和我爸妈一起度假
　 　 - was them sitting around like statues...
　 　 就像坐在两个雕像旁边一样
　 　 - when, the only thing that me and Claire could do for excitement was
　 　 我和克莱尔唯一能找到的乐子就是
　 　 - Was sit around and listen to my skin sizzle.
　 　 坐着听自己的皮肤晒得吱吱作响
　 　 - You poor thing. Sue? - Yes.
　 　 你真可怜 苏 -来了
　 　 - So, that's, like- That's why, when I'm on vacation,
　 　 那就是为什么 每当我出来度假
　 　 - I want to go out and meet the locals.
　 　 我就想出去见见当地人
　 　 - I want to immerse myself in the culture, you know?
　 　 想让自己融入当地的文化 明白吗
　 　 - I don't want to sloth around- Ah!
　 　 我可不想一整天都这么懒洋洋的
　 　 - Sweet Lady Gaga, that is good.
　 　 我的个嘎嘎 太舒服了
　 　 - Thank you.
　 　 谢谢
　 　 - What's this called?
　 　 这叫什么
　 　 - Happiness.
　 　 幸福
　 　 - I'm curious. Is there any sand left on the beach,
　 　 我很好奇 是我们浴室里的沙子没弄走
　 　 - or did you bring it all up to our bathroom?
　 　 还是你带回我们浴室里来了
　 　 - Sorry, Mom.
　 　 抱歉了 老妈
　 　 - And now you're sitting on my linen jacket.
　 　 而你现在又坐在我的亚麻夹克上
　 　 - I guess I can't have nice things.
　 　 我就不能有件像样的东西吗
　 　 - Oh. I'm sorry. I didn't know it was there. - It's okay.
　 　 对不起 我不知道它在那 -没关系
　 　 - No! Stop!
　 　 不 快停下
　 　 - I'm wearing that tonight!
　 　 我今晚可是要穿的
　 　 - I'm wrinkling your linen! I'm wrinkling your linen!
　 　 我把你的衣服弄皱咯
　 　 - Ooh! You know what? Out!
　 　 这是你逼我的 滚出去
　 　 - I want you out! This isn't working!
　 　 给我滚出去 这样不行
　 　 - I don't care where you go, as long as you don't stay here!
　 　 我不管你去哪里 只要别在这就行了
　 　 - What are you saying?
　 　 你说什么
　 　 - What don't you understand about "Out"?
　 　 你听不懂"出去"两个字吗
　 　 - Fine. I'll just move in with my sisters.
　 　 走就走 我去和我姐姐们住
　 　 - Oh, no! Who will pee all over the bathroom floor?
　 　 是谁小便都不能瞄准 到处都是
　 　 - I was brushing my teeth at the same time.
　 　 我当时还在刷牙呢 高难度
　 　 - You try to do that.
　 　 你给我试试看
　 　 - What'd you do today?
　 　 你今天都做了什么
　 　 - I napped. - You did?
　 　 我打了个盹 -真的吗
　 　 - I haven't napped in years. - Yeah. It feels good, doesn't it?
　 　 我好几年都没打过盹了 -感觉很棒 对吧
　 　 - Mm-hmm. Good and weird.
　 　 嗯 又奇怪又舒爽
　 　 - Kinda like that one nozzle in the infinity pool.
　 　 就像无边泳池里的那个喷头一样
　 　 - I wouldn't know. Phil was hogging it.
　 　 不知道 菲尔把那给占了
　 　 - Is it me, or is Lily more relaxed here?
　 　 是我的错觉还是莉莉真的比以前更放松了
　 　 - Oh, yes. She is.
　 　 不是你的错觉
　 　 - I think it's because she's really picking up on our energy, you know?
　 　 我觉得她是受到我们的影响了
　 　 - It's like, if we're tense, she's gonna be tense.
　 　 就好像要是我们紧张了 她也会跟着紧张
　 　 - And I think we need to bring this new energy home.
　 　 我觉得我们得把这种正能量带回家
　 　 - It's gonna make us better parents
　 　 可以使我们更好地为人父母
　 　 - You blocked the - What? What happened?
　 　 你关了 -什么 什么情况
　 　 - You didn't bring her out! - I thought you had her!
　 　 你没带她出来 -我以为你带着
　 　 - Come on. Let me paint you.
　 　 来吧 让我来为你画张像
　 　 - Oh, sweetie. That is so creepy.
　 　 亲爱的 会不会太重口味了
　 　 - Where is everyone?
　 　 人都到哪去了
　 　 - Okay. Let me just say what everyone's thinking.
　 　 好吧 我来说说大家的想法
　 　 - My jacket's a mess.
　 　 我的夹克太皱了
　 　 - It wouldn't be,
　 　 本不该这样的
　 　 - but someone used the iron to make grilled cheese.
　 　 可有人竟然用熨斗来烤奶酪
　 　 - I had bread, I had cheese and I had an iron.
　 　 我有面包 有奶酪 外加一个熨斗
　 　 - What was I supposed to do?
　 　 我还能怎么做
　 　 - Kids, kids. We don't care.
　 　 孩子们 别胡闹 我们不在乎
　 　 - Hola, hola!
　 　 大家好啊
　 　 - Hey. So sorry I'm late. Where is Jay?
　 　 抱歉我迟到了 杰去哪了
　 　 - He's not with you?
　 　 他不是和你在一起吗
　 　 - No, he came down long time ago.
　 　 没啊 他早就下来了
　 　 - Oh, don't worry. I'll go have a look around.
　 　 别担心 我去找找
　 　 - Yeah, he's probably in the ocean trying to
　 　 是啊 他也许正在海里
　 　 - pull a tugboat with his teeth.
　 　 用牙齿拖船呢
　 　 - Well, look who decided to join us.
　 　 看看谁来了
　 　 - And where is your sister? - She is in our bathroom throwing up.
　 　 你姐呢 -她在浴室狂吐呢
　 　 - Well, what happened?
　 　 什么情况
　 　 - You're not going to like this as much as I do,
　 　 我看到她现在的样子也很痛心
　 　 - but she's drunk.
　 　 可她喝多了
　 　 - I-I knew I never should have let her
　 　 我就知道不该纵容她的
　 　 - That's awesome.
　 　 有戏看咯
　 　 - Guarantee our bathroom is still messier.
　 　 我敢保证我们的浴室肯定更恶心
　 　 - Oh, my God! Lily! Where is the elevator?
　 　 我的天呐 莉莉 电梯到哪去了
　 　 - Where- I don't know! I'm taking the stairs!
　 　 我不管了 我走楼梯去了
　 　 - Lily, we're coming for you!
　 　 莉莉 我们来救你了
　 　 - Hey, you. Where you headed?
　 　 嘿 你这是要去哪
　 　 - Well, remember earlier in the pool when you convinced me...
　 　 还记得先前在泳池 你说服我
　 　 - to let Haley go next door with complete strangers?
　 　 放手让海莉去和隔壁的陌生人去玩
　 　 - And you were totally on board. - Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah, well,
　 　 你当时完全同意的 -没错
　 　 - she got drunk, and now she's upstairs throwing up.
　 　 可她现在喝醉了 还在上面狂吐
　 　 - But she's just a kid. Who would serve her?
　 　 可她还是个孩子 谁给她的酒
　 　 - We did, honey. On a silver platter.
　 　 是我们 亲爱的 我们亲手奉上的
　 　 - You convinced me to relax and let go,
　 　 你说服我要放轻松 随她去玩
　 　 - and now this happens.
　 　 看看落下什么结果
　 　 - I'm sorry, but we shouldn't feel bad...
　 　 我很抱歉 别太为我们
　 　 - About wanting a little time for ourselves.
　 　 因共享二人世界而付出的代价自责
　 　 - Sweetie, this isn't a honeymoon.
　 　 亲爱的 这不是在度蜜月
　 　 - We have kids. You have got to let this go.
　 　 我们已经为人父母 你得放弃那个想法了
　 　 - From now on, I am not losing sight of them for two seconds.
　 　 从现在起 我不会让他们离开我的视线一步
　 　 - Nothing gets past me.
　 　 什么都别想逃过我的法眼
　 　 - Did you find Jay?
　 　 找到杰了吗
　 　 - I'm getting worried.
　 　 我有点担心了
　 　 - I'm sorry. I have to deal with Haley.
　 　 很抱歉 我得去处理一下海莉的问题
　 　 - No. You know what, sweetie? I will deal with Haley.
　 　 不用了 亲爱的 我去处理海莉
　 　 - You go see if you can find Dad.
　 　 你继续去找找老爸
　 　 - I'll look for him out there.
　 　 我去外面找找
　 　 - Lily, where are you going, huh?
　 　 莉莉 你个小家伙是要去哪儿
　 　 - Oh, my God.
　 　 我的天呐
　 　 - I'm so sorry. - Oh, my God.
　 　 对不起 -我的天呐
　 　 - Wow. What were you thinking?
　 　 你在想些什么啊
　 　 - One of the kids had an I.D., and she bought some drinks.
　 　 有个孩子有身份证 她就买了些酒
　 　 - I tried one, and then another one.
　 　 我喝了一口 结果就止不住了
　 　 - It was stupid.
　 　 我真傻
　 　 - Yes. Yes, it was stupid,
　 　 的确 的确很傻
　 　 - but you are really lucky
　 　 不过你还算幸运
　 　 - that this did not end as badly as it could have.
　 　 没有遭遇更可怕的事
　 　 - This is why we always say to you...
　 　 所以我们从小教育你
　 　 - when you drink, you make bad decisions.
　 　 一旦喝醉 就会犯糊涂
　 　 - I know, I know. I just
　 　 我知道 我知道 只是
　 　 - One minute you're having wine coolers at homecoming,
　 　 前一分钟还在返校节派对上喝酒
　 　 - and the next...
　 　 接下来
　 　 - the game of Truth or Claire sweeps your high school.
　 　 我克莱尔就火遍全校了
　 　 - Thanks for not yelling at me.
　 　 谢谢你没骂我
　 　 - Oh, honey. That would just be cruel.
　 　 亲爱的 那样就太狠心了
　 　 - I'II wait till you feel better to yell.
　 　 我会等到你酒醒了再骂你的
　 　 - I don't think I'll ever feel better.
　 　 我觉得我永远不会好起来了
　 　 - Does this happen every time you drink?
　 　 每次喝酒都会这样吗
　 　 - Yes.
　 　 是的
　 　 - Yes, it does.
　 　 是的
　 　 - Jay?
　 　 杰
　 　 - Over here.
　 　 在这呢
　 　 - What are you doing?
　 　 你在干什么呢
　 　 - I'm stuck. I laid down, my back went out.
　 　 我起不来了 一躺下我腰就折了
　 　 - Oh. Well, don't you worry. We're gonna get you out of here.
　 　 别担心 我会帮你的
　 　 - Grab on. - Yeah, you know, Phil, this might not be the best
　 　 抓着我 -好的 菲尔 这样做也许不大好
　 　 - No, no, no, no, no.
　 　 不不不
　 　 - I'm just gonna rock you- like a hurricane.
　 　 我要像飓风一样震撼到你[歌曲名]
　 　 - I'm kidding. You're too old to get that. Here we go.
　 　 开个玩笑 你应该听不懂 来了
　 　 - Wait. Why don't you just get someone who works here?
　 　 等等 干嘛不去找工作人员
　 　 - No, this is gonna work.
　 　 不 我可以的
　 　 - And now- Oh, wow!
　 　 准备好
　 　 - There's spasming.
　 　 我抽筋了
　 　 - Don't move. - No. I don't wanna get
　 　 别动 -我不想...
　 　 - By the way, I just want to thank you for this trip.
　 　 顺便说一下 我很感谢你给我们这次度假的机会
　 　 - It's really been a vacation of a lifetime.
　 　 这是我一生中最美好的一次度假
　 　 - Nothing weird!
　 　 此地绝无基情
　 　 - Aloha.
　 　 你们好
　 　 - I keep my wallet in my front pocket, so that's
　 　 我把钱包放在前面口袋了 所以才...
　 　 - that's what that is.
　 　 硬硬地顶着你
　 　 - Neck... going.
　 　 我的脖子
　 　 - I'm sorry.
　 　 对不起
　 　 - Anyone! Anyone, help! - Alert security!
　 　 有人在吗 帮帮忙 -快叫警卫
　 　 - Seal off the island!
　 　 封锁这个岛
　 　 - This- This way! This way!
　 　 这边 这边
　 　 - Lily!
　 　 莉莉
　 　 - Aha. You looking for someone?
　 　 是不是在找人啊
　 　 - Lily. We were so worried. We just got distracted.
　 　 莉莉 我们担心死了 都怪我们说话说忘记了
　 　 - Oh, we're idiots. - Ay! Don't beat yourself up.
　 　 我们真是白痴 -别自责了
　 　 - I used to lose Manny all the time.
　 　 我过去也老是把曼尼弄丢
　 　 - Now I lost your father. These things happen.
　 　 现在我把你爸也给丢了 这种事很平常
　 　 - She's right, you know.
　 　 她说的对
　 　 - Did she say my father's missing?
　 　 她是不是说我爸失踪了
　 　 - We say we'll make time, but life gets in the way.
　 　 我们总说会抽时间 可总被生活琐事缠绕
　 　 - I mean, I know we're parents,
　 　 我是说 我们的确已经为人父母
　 　 - but can't we be lovers too?
　 　 但难道不能同时做亲密爱人吗
　 　 - This may be my worst birthday ever.
　 　 这也许是我最糟糕的一次生日了
　 　 - There you are!
　 　 你终于来了
　 　 - Oh, hi, honey.
　 　 亲爱的 你好
　 　 - He was stuck in a hammock. It was actually really funny.
　 　 他被卡在吊床上 当时实在太搞笑了
　 　 - I was on top of him for, like, 20 minutes. - You need to go now.
　 　 我趴在他身"上"大概20分钟 -你好走了
　 　 - Good night. Honey.
　 　 晚安 亲爱的
　 　 - My back seized up.
　 　 我的背疼发作了
　 　 - Yeah, because you overdid it
　 　 废话 都是因为
　 　 - after that phone call about your father.
　 　 你接了那通电话后运动过量了
　 　 - I can't believe I'm as old as he was.
　 　 真不敢相信我已经和他当时一样老了
　 　 - Wait. Sit down here.
　 　 等等 坐这缓缓
　 　 - You'd have liked him- my old man. - I'm sure.
　 　 你会喜欢他的 我父亲 -没错
　 　 - And he'd have loved you.
　 　 他也会很喜欢你的
　 　 - My God, that guy- He was a charmer.
　 　 那老家伙可是魅力十足
　 　 - Mmm, I know the type.
　 　 你不就是那种类型吗
　 　 - And we had a lot of fun.
　 　 我们一起度过了很多欢乐时光
　 　 - But I'll tell you something.
　 　 可我要告诉你点事
　 　 - Our family vacations were nothing like this here.
　 　 我们的家庭度假可一点都不像这样
　 　 - One week a year in a rented cottage on Lake Erie,
　 　 每年在伊利湖畔租的农舍里
　 　 - spiders this big.
　 　 那里的蜘蛛都有这么大
　 　 - I just wish he could have seen how things turned out.
　 　 我倒蛮希望他能看到我们过上好日子了
　 　 - Well, if you keep going like this,
　 　 要是你继续这样
　 　 - maybe you can tell him yourself.
　 　 你马上就能亲自告诉他了
　 　 - Or I can tell him, because you're about to kill me, Jay.
　 　 或者我也行 因为你也会把我害死的 杰
　 　 - My legs, my arms, my back- everything is sore.
　 　 我得腿 胳膊和背 全身上下都在痛
　 　 - So I wore you out, huh?
　 　 我把你"折腾"得筋疲力尽是吧
　 　 - Oh, no, no, no. Don't get cocky, old man.
　 　 不不 别得意忘形 老家伙
　 　 - When I sit down, I can still get up. Eh.
　 　 我坐下去至少还能再站起来
　 　 - Hey, uh- Okay, come on.
　 　 好了 过来吧
　 　 - Come here. Come here.
　 　 过来 过来
　 　 - The rest of the trip went better.
　 　 剩下的假期过的很愉快
　 　 - Haley's room stopped spinning.
　 　 海莉的头不再晕了
　 　 - Yes, it is. - And a monkey
　 　 是的 没错 -接着一个猴子
　 　 - There she is!
　 　 看看谁来了
　 　 - Oh, honey! Hey!
　 　 亲爱的 你好阿
　 　 - Do you want some eggs Benedict? So creamy! - No.
　 　 要来点松饼荷包蛋吗 太美味了 -不要
　 　 - No?
　 　 不要吗
　 　 - Jay got back to the vacation he always wanted.
　 　 杰如愿以偿地度过了他想要的轻松假期
　 　 - And Mitch and Cam managed to do some sightseeing...
　 　 米奇和小卡也出去观光了
　 　 - at a working banana plantation
　 　 在香蕉园里游览了一番
　 　 - Lily! - Where they promptly lost Lily again.
　 　 莉莉 -在那貌似他们又丢了莉莉
　 　 - Why did you dress her in jungle prints?
　 　 你干嘛要把她打扮成和丛林一个颜色
　 　 - Because I thought it would be cute!
　 　 因为我觉得那样可爱
　 　 - She's gonna think she's back in Vietnam!
　 　 她会感觉她又回到了越南
　 　 - Lily! Lily, honey!
　 　 莉莉 莉莉 亲爱的
　 　 - Me and Claire, we
　 　 我和克莱尔 我们
　 　 - we had a great time.
　 　 我们度过了一段美好时光
　 　 - But we never did get that honeymoon.
　 　 但我们仍没能度成蜜月
　 　 - I think I just expected a little too much from this vacation.
　 　 我想我对这次的度假期望太高了
　 　 - You were so sweet to try.
　 　 有这份心意在就行了
　 　 - It was dumb.
　 　 现在想想真蠢
　 　 - Like you said, the thrill is gone.
　 　 像你说的那样 我们的激情消缺了
　 　 - I never said that. - No, it's over.
　 　 我从来没这么说过 -不 的确没了
　 　 - But wait. Put a few seconds back on the clock.
　 　 等等 我们可以再把时间稍微调回点
　 　 - The kid still has a few moves.
　 　 孩子们可是很积极的
　 　 - Oh, my God.
　 　 我的天呐
　 　 - I figured out why we couldn't have a honeymoon.
　 　 我搞明白为什么我们不能有个像样的蜜月了
　 　 - Because we never had a wedding.
　 　 因为我们还没有举办过婚礼
　 　 - Oh, my God.
　 　 我的天呐
　 　 - I still can't tell if you think this is lame or cool.
　 　 我还是猜不透你到底是喜欢还是讨厌
　 　 - Honey, it's incredibly cool.
　 　 亲爱的 我当然喜欢
　 　 - Looks like I finally get to walk you down the aisle. - Daddy!
　 　 看来我终于可以陪你走完红地毯了 -老爸
　 　 - Ow! You better walk me.
　 　 看来还得你带着我走
　 　 - Okay. I'll do that.
　 　 好吧 我尽量
　 　 - We're here today to celebrate the renewing of the marriage vows...
　 　 我们今天欢聚一堂 共同来重温
　 　 - of Phil and Claire.
　 　 菲尔和克莱尔喜结连理
　 　 - On this day they've chosen to reaffirm their love for each other.
　 　 今天 他们选择重申对彼此的爱意坚定不移
　 　 - You may kiss your bride. Oh!
　 　 你现在可以亲吻你的新娘了
　 　 - I present to you, still as husband and wife,
　 　 我郑重宣布 他们依然是夫妇
　 　 - Mr. And Mrs. Dunphy.
　 　 邓菲夫妇
　 　 - Welcome to the nonstop flight from Maui to Los Angeles.
　 　 欢迎你乘坐茂伊岛直飞洛杉矶的航班
　 　 - Thank for you choosing Continental Airlines.
　 　 感谢你选择美国大陆航空
　 　 - Thank you.
　 　 谢谢你
　 　 - You know, honey,
　 　 亲爱的
　 　 - if anything were ever to happen to me,
　 　 要是我有什么不测
　 　 - I would want you to get remarried.
　 　 我希望你能再婚
　 　 - Okay.
　 　 好的
　 　 - That was a little fast.
　 　 你答应得很快嘛
　 　 - Oh, no. I just want to make you happy.
　 　 别乱想 我只是想让你开心
　 　 - Okay.
　 　 好吧
　 　 - Any idea of who you would remarry? - Vicky Conroy probably.
　 　 你有未来再婚的人选吗 -应该是薇姬·康洛伊
　 　 - She works in my office.
　 　 她和我一个办公室
　 　 - She's very organized. The kids love her.
　 　 做事很有条例 孩子们都很喜欢她
　 　 - Are you guys talking about Vicky? - Yeah.
　 　 你们在说薇姬吗 -是的
　 　 - Mom, she's awesome.
　 　 妈妈 她棒极了
　 　 - Just so you know, if something were to happen to me, I
　 　 我也想让你知道 要是我有什么不测
　 　 - Something's gonna happen to you, all right.
　 　 你不会发生不测的 别乱说
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　 　 - Oh, hey, honey. Have a great time at the game. - Thanks.
　 　 亲爱的 好好享受比赛哦 -谢谢
　 　 - Oh. Why are you crunching?
　 　 什么在响
　 　 - Ordinarily, I'm a rule follower,
　 　 通常 我是守规矩的人
　 　 - but when someone tells me I can't bring
　 　 但是如果有人不准我
　 　 - my own snacks into their stadium,
　 　 自带零食进体育馆
　 　 - that's when I get a little nuts.
　 　 我就要生气[坚果]了
　 　 - It's a free country, right?
　 　 这是个自由的国家不是吗
　 　 - Let's just say it ruffles me...
　 　 这么说吧 让我不爽[薯片]的是
　 　 - when some goobers tell me...
　 　 某些蠢货[花生]叫我
　 　 - I have to spend half my payday...
　 　 在发薪日[糖]花上半天
　 　 - on their hot dogs.
　 　 在他们的热狗上
　 　 - Please, just remember the family portrait.
　 　 记得回来照全家福
　 　 - We only have the photographer for an hour. Okay? - Okay.
　 　 摄影师只有一个小时时间 -好吧
　 　 - And, sweetie, did you have a chance to
　 　 亲爱的 要不要去试试
　 　 - try on the white pants I put in your closet?
　 　 我放在你衣橱里面的白裤子
　 　 - Oh, what do they look like?
　 　 哦 长什么样的
　 　 - Is there really a more clear way to describe white pants?
　 　 白裤子还能长什么样
　 　 - Sweetie, if they don't fit you,
　 　 亲爱的 如果不合适
　 　 - you're going to be the only one not wearing white,
　 　 你就是全家唯一没穿白裤子的人了
　 　 - and then you're gonna stand out like "Where's Waldo?"
　 　 然后你就像"沃尔多在哪里"一样明显扎眼
　 　 - Actually, "Where's Waldo?" doesn't stand out.
　 　 实际上 沃尔多在哪里不会明显扎眼
　 　 - He's super hard to find. That's the challenge.
　 　 你很难找到他 那正是游戏乐趣所在
　 　 - This portrait is incredibly important to me.
　 　 此次全家福对我来说很重要
　 　 - Also, his name is just "Waldo."
　 　 而且 他就叫沃尔多 没有"在哪里"
　 　 - I spent weeks trying to find
　 　 我花了好几周时间才选到
　 　 - a time that works for everybody...
　 　 一个每个人都有空的时间
　 　 - and finding the right photographer.
　 　 还有合适的摄影师
　 　 - So if you could just promise me that you'll cooperate, okay?
　 　 你向我保证会乖乖合作 好吗
　 　 - I promise. -Okay.
　 　 我保证 -好吧
　 　 - This is amazing that you're doing this. - Mmm, thank you.
　 　 你想得真周到 -谢谢
　 　 - You're wonderful. - Thank you.
　 　 你太棒了 -谢谢
　 　 - Get in here
　 　 过来
　 　 - Oh, no can do. - Oh.
　 　 哎呀使不得 -哦
　 　 - I love you. - Bye.
　 　 我爱你 -拜拜
　 　 - Where's my good underwear?
　 　 我的好内裤哪去了
　 　 - The question is,
　 　 问题应该是
　 　 - why isn't all your underwear good, Jay?
　 　 为什么你还有烂内裤 杰
　 　 - You make a nice living.
　 　 你赚钱那么多
　 　 - The new maid keeps mixing up my underwear with Manny's.
　 　 新来的佣人老是把我的内裤和曼尼的弄混
　 　 - Put on the first thing I grabbed.
　 　 有一次我随便抓了一条
　 　 - It was like a crotch tourniquet.
　 　 紧得跟止血带一样
　 　 - You gotta talk to her. - Why me?
　 　 你得跟她说啊 -为什么让我说
　 　 - Hola. You both speak the same language.
　 　 喂 你们说一样的语言
　 　 - She's Portuguese. Do you know how offensive it is...
　 　 她是葡萄牙人 你知不知道
　 　 - that you put all of us in the same mixing pot?
　 　 把我们混为一类人是很不礼貌的
　 　 - Sorry. Please apologize to her when you tell her not to
　 　 抱歉 请代我给她道个歉 还告诉她
　 　 - put my underwear- - I can't talk to her!
　 　 不要把我的内裤 -我们语言不通
　 　 - Where's Luke? - I'm going instead.
　 　 卢克呢 -我代替他去
　 　 - Luke suddenly remembered a school project due tomorrow.
　 　 卢克有个家庭作业明天就要交了
　 　 - Oh, that's tough.
　 　 噢 太不幸了
　 　 - But it's a good lesson for the kid.
　 　 但是这对他可能是不错的一课
　 　 - You know, you make a commitment,
　 　 你作了承诺
　 　 - you gotta follow through. - Yeah.
　 　 你得要兑现 -对
　 　 - What is the project?
　 　 是什么作业
　 　 - He has to interview somebody who lived through the 1960s.
　 　 他要采访一个曾经生活在60年代的人
　 　 - Oh, no.
　 　 不会吧
　 　 - Hello.
　 　 喂
　 　 - Yeah, Luke.
　 　 是啊 卢克
　 　 - Oh, sure. I remember what I said.
　 　 当然 我记得我承诺过什么
　 　 - Yeah, come on over. All right.
　 　 过来吧 好
　 　 - Gloria, you're gonna have to take Manny to the game.
　 　 歌洛莉亚 你得带曼尼去看比赛
　 　 - Yay. Manny, vamos!
　 　 好耶 曼尼 快点
　 　 - I'm still getting dressed.
　 　 我还在穿衣服呢
　 　 - Hey, Mom, I think my diet's working.
　 　 妈 我觉得我减肥有效果了
　 　 - My underwear won't stay up.
　 　 我内裤都松了
　 　 - Oh, so delicious. Yes.
　 　 好吃 来
　 　 - Hey, you're okay with me not going with you today, right?
　 　 今天不和你去没关系吧
　 　 - I have been hired to sing at a wedding this weekend.
　 　 有人请我周末去婚礼献唱
　 　 - I was plucked from obscurity
　 　 我在一次精彩的卡拉OK
　 　 - after a particularly stirring karaoke performance.
　 　 演出后被别人选中了
　 　 - So I guess you could say I'm a professional singer now.
　 　 所以说呢 我也算是专业歌手了
　 　 - Well, they're paying you in flowers, so
　 　 他们是以花代钱付给你的 所以呢
　 　 - Well, I would've blown the money on flowers anyway.
　 　 反正就算他们给钱 我也会拿去买花的
　 　 - They're saving me a step.
　 　 他们倒是省了我的麻烦
　 　 - Plus all the great divas are rewarded in flowers.
　 　 再说所有的歌后都有人献花
　 　 - They're also given paychecks.
　 　 然后还有支票
　 　 - And I'm really bad at small talk, so
　 　 我不大擅长闲聊 所以呢
　 　 - I get it. It's not a problem.
　 　 我懂了 没什么问题
　 　 - Are you sure? 'Cause you've been quiet all morning.
　 　 是吗 我看你一早上没说话
　 　 - It's because I'm resting my instrument.
　 　 因为我得酝酿一下我的嗓子
　 　 - Okay.
　 　 好吧
　 　 - I feel tension.
　 　 我看他是压力巨大
　 　 - Kobe! Kobe, over here!
　 　 科比 科比 这边
　 　 - Kobe! Kobe! Over here!
　 　 科比 科比 这边
　 　 - What can I do for you?
　 　 需要帮忙吗
　 　 - Do you like being a basketball player?
　 　 你喜欢当篮球运动员吗
　 　 - Serious?
　 　 不是吧你
　 　 - I choked. I didn't think you'd look up here at me.
　 　 我紧张了 我没想到你会往这边看
　 　 - Little preparation next time.
　 　 那下次准备下
　 　 - It's a mental game.
　 　 用用脑子好好想哦
　 　 - Duly noted.
　 　 懂了
　 　 - All right. - Your Los Angeles Lakers!
　 　 好 -湖人队入场
　 　 - What's wrong? - That broken step.
　 　 怎么了 -楼梯坏了
　 　 - It's gonna ruin our whole family portrait.
　 　 全家福会因此被毁的
　 　 - Okay, here's my idea. I'm really excited about it.
　 　 我是这样想的 我兴奋得不得了
　 　 - The whole extended family, all dressed in white,
　 　 全家人都穿白色
　 　 - in a single-file line down the staircase.
　 　 一字从上到下排开
　 　 - Oh, like a line on the highway.
　 　 就像高速公路的汽车
　 　 - No.
　 　 不是
　 　 - Or, uh, a ski jump.
　 　 那跳台滑雪
　 　 - No.
　 　 也不是
　 　 - Why- Why would I want a ski jump?
　 　 我搞跳台滑雪干嘛
　 　 - I don't know.
　 　 不知道
　 　 - My idea was to have the whole family in a giant bed,
　 　 我是想一家人在一张大床上
　 　 - like in Willy Wonka.
　 　 就像威利·旺卡一样
　 　 - Yeah, but that's ridiculous.
　 　 那简直太"可笑"了
　 　 - "Ridiculicious."
　 　 应该是"可口"
　 　 - I don't see anything.
　 　 我什么都没看到
　 　 - So I'm crazy?
　 　 所以是我疯了吗
　 　 - No. You're... not.
　 　 不 你 没有
　 　 - Your father was supposed to fix that step.
　 　 你爸早该把这个楼梯修好的
　 　 - Mom, you're obsessing over the tiniest little thing
　 　 妈 你对这些小细节太挑剔了
　 　 - So you do see it, yeah.
　 　 这么说你也看到了
　 　 - What is the big deal about this one picture?
　 　 不就照张相嘛 有什么大不了的
　 　 - Honey, you know what,
　 　 亲爱的 我跟你说
　 　 - I don't expect you to understand, but
　 　 我不指望你能理解 但是
　 　 - All right, when you're a mom,
　 　 这样 等你以后当妈了
　 　 - everything goes by so quickly.
　 　 会感到时光如白驹过隙
　 　 - In a minute, Luke's gonna be shaving,
　 　 要不了多久 卢克就开始刮胡子了
　 　 - and Alex is gonna be off at college, and you're gonna be
　 　 艾丽克斯去上大学 你呢
　 　 - you'll be doing something great.
　 　 你会做一些了不起的事情
　 　 - I just wanna freeze this moment as it is right now.
　 　 我就是想时间定格在这一刻
　 　 - You know? - I do.
　 　 能理解吧 -能
　 　 - I know I don't show it,
　 　 我知道我平时松松垮垮
　 　 - but this family's still the most important thing
　 　 但是这个家庭对我来说很重
　 　 - Screw it.
　 　 管它呢
　 　 - I'm gonna fix the bastard.
　 　 我亲自来修
　 　 - I mean, seriously, how hard can it be?
　 　 我倒要看看有多难
　 　 - If your father can do it, I can do it. Right?
　 　 你老爸能行 那我也能行 对吧
　 　 - All right.
　 　 好吧
　 　 - I just need to...
　 　 我只需要
　 　 - lift
　 　 抬起来
　 　 - Oh, now I see it.
　 　 现在我看见了
　 　 - These seats are amazing.
　 　 我们的位置真棒
　 　 - Why you have candy coming out of your pocket?
　 　 你口袋里怎么有糖漏出来
　 　 - No, no, no, no, no.
　 　 不是不是不是
　 　 - Huh? - I brought my own snacks.
　 　 什么 -我自己带了零食
　 　 - Not because I'm cheap. It's a matter of principle.
　 　 不是我小气 这是原则问题
　 　 - Plus I get a little rush from the danger.
　 　 再说冒着被人发现的危险其实挺刺激的
　 　 - Be cool. Be cool.
　 　 淡定 装酷
　 　 - What? - Be cool. Just look straight ahead.
　 　 什么 -淡定 看前面
　 　 - I never felt more alive. Whoo!
　 　 我感觉好极了 哦吼
　 　 - Okay, I just made it worse. I'm not freaking out though.
　 　 我越搞越糟糕 但我没有惊惶失措
　 　 - I'm gonna call your dad, and he's gonna tell me how to fix this.
　 　 我打电话给你爸 问他怎么修
　 　 - Oh, my God! It's Dad. - Where?
　 　 天啊 是老爸 -哪儿
　 　 - Right there, behind Kobe.
　 　 那里 科比的后面
　 　 - Oh, my god! - How weird is this!
　 　 天啊 -真是太少见了
　 　 - Quick. Quick, tell me something to say that will freak him out.
　 　 快点快点 想一件事情来吓他
　 　 - Tell him I'm pregnant. - No, not gonna say that.
　 　 说我怀孕了 -不 那个可不能乱说
　 　 - Okay, here we go. How funny is this!
　 　 响了响了 真是太有趣了
　 　 - Hey, it's Phil. You know what to do.
　 　 你好 我是菲尔 有事请留言
　 　 - Well, that was pretty funny.
　 　 真是"有趣"呀
　 　 - Oh, my God!
　 　 天啊
　 　 - Oh, my God.
　 　 天啊
　 　 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
　 　 天啊 天啊 天啊
　 　 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
　 　 天啊 天啊
　 　 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
　 　 天啊 天啊 天啊
　 　 - Oh, my God. Oh.
　 　 天啊 噢
　 　 - It's much better. Excuse me. Sorry.
　 　 好多了 失陪一下
　 　 - Hello?
　 　 喂
　 　 - There is a pigeon in our house.
　 　 家里进来一只鸽子
　 　 - What do I do? What do I do?
　 　 怎么办 怎么办
　 　 - Who is this?
　 　 你谁呢
　 　 - Never funny. Not funny now. - Calm down.
　 　 不搞笑 一点都不搞笑 -冷静
　 　 - You know I grew up around many animals.
　 　 我从小就是在动物的陪伴下长大的
　 　 - One time, a rooster attacked me,
　 　 有一次一只公鸡袭击我
　 　 - and my mom wrung its neck, and we had it for dinner.
　 　 我妈把它脖子拧了 然后晚上就吃鸡
　 　 - Great time for an anecdote. Help me.
　 　 你真会挑时间讲故事 速回来救我
　 　 - It's more afraid of you than you are of it.
　 　 其实它更怕你
　 　 - Pigeons aren't scared of anything.
　 　 鸽子什么都不怕
　 　 - They stand on electrical wires.
　 　 电线他们都敢站
　 　 - You're gonna be fine, Mitchell. Just as long as you don't
　 　 你会没事的 米奇尔 只要你不
　 　 - You know what, they're starting.
　 　 那个 他们要开始了
　 　 - I gotta go. Okay, bye.
　 　 我得挂了 拜拜
　 　 - As long as I don't what? Cam?
　 　 只要我不怎么 小卡
　 　 - As long as I don't- Oh, God!
　 　 只要我不怎么 我的个娘亲
　 　 - Cool. The kiss cam.
　 　 酷 接吻镜头来了
　 　 - Wouldn't it be embarrassing if the camera
　 　 如果镜头圈到了我们
　 　 - was on us and then the crowd started- - We're related.
　 　 会不会很尴尬 -我们是亲戚
　 　 - Not by blood.
　 　 但没有血缘关系
　 　 - Touch me and there will be blood.
　 　 你敢碰我 就让你"血溅当场"
　 　 - Not us. - What's wrong with you?
　 　 我们不行 -你怎么了
　 　 - It's the kiss cam.
　 　 是接吻镜头
　 　 - When it lands on you, you're supposed to kiss.
　 　 要是圈到我们 我们就得接吻
　 　 - This is my wife's dad's second wife.
　 　 她是我岳父的二婚妻子
　 　 - So legally okay, but still weird.
　 　 法律上没问题 但是很怪异
　 　 - That was awkward.
　 　 太尴尬了
　 　 - And we're back.
　 　 又是我们
　 　 - Oh. Ay! Come on. It's not a big deal.
　 　 来吧 又没什么大不了的
　 　 - Thank God for caller I.D.
　 　 多亏了来电显示
　 　 - So you don't have to talk to your wife.
　 　 于是你不想接你老婆电话就可以挂掉
　 　 - Oh, we're gonna talk, mister.
　 　 看我回来收拾你
　 　 - We're gonna talk and talk.
　 　 我会慢慢慢慢说死你
　 　 - Dad, Mom saw you on TV. You're dead.
　 　 老爸 妈妈在电视上看到你了 你死定了
　 　 - Here's the thing. The kiss cam is only supposed to be...
　 　 是这样的 接吻镜头应该只针对
　 　 - for the enjoyment of the people at the game.
　 　 现场观众娱乐一下的
　 　 - They never show that on TV.
　 　 电视上根本不该播
　 　 - What people do in the privacy of their own sports arena...
　 　 人们在自己的比赛场上做什么
　 　 - should be their own business.
　 　 是他们的自由
　 　 - So in '66, I worked in my grandfather's office supply business
　 　 66年的时候我在我爷爷的办公品公司打工
　 　 - you know, your ink, your staples, your legal pads.
　 　 就是墨水啊 订书钉啊 纸张之类的
　 　 - Am I going too fast for you?
　 　 我说得太快了吗
　 　 - I fell asleep for a second.
　 　 我听得都睡着了
　 　 - Did you do anything interesting in the '60s?
　 　 你在60年代就没做过有意思的事吗
　 　 - Well, one summer,
　 　 有一个夏天
　 　 - I swept up hair at my other grandfather's barbershop.
　 　 我在姥爷的理发店里帮忙扫头发
　 　 - You're killing me. - What do you want?
　 　 别折磨我了 -你想要什么样的故事
　 　 - I don't know.
　 　 我也不确定
　 　 - Brian Beckwith's grandfather marched on Washington.
　 　 布莱恩·贝壳维斯的爷爷当年在华盛顿游行过呢
　 　 - Artie Beckwith?
　 　 阿蒂·贝壳维斯吗
　 　 - He couldn't walk two feet without complaining.
　 　 那个整天啰里吧嗦 怨天尤人的怂货
　 　 - He marched on Washington?
　 　 他去华盛顿游行过
　 　 - He told Brian he did.
　 　 他是这样告诉布莱恩的
　 　 - With Martin Luther King Jr.
　 　 跟马丁·路德·金一起
　 　 - Martin Luther King?
　 　 马丁·路德·金
　 　 - Guess who cut his hair. - What?
　 　 你以为他的理发师是谁 -什么
　 　 - Do you know who cut Martin Luther King Jr.'s hair?
　 　 你知道马丁·路德·金的理发师是谁吗
　 　 - Neither does Luke's teacher.
　 　 卢克的老师怕是也不知道
　 　 - So the barbershop was in Washington? - Okay.
　 　 所以理发店是在华盛顿啊 -是的
　 　 - Did you cut any other famous hair? - Oh, yeah.
　 　 你还为其他名人理过发吗 -那当然
　 　 - The Kennedys, Richard Nixon, all the astronauts.
　 　 肯尼迪家族 理查德·尼克松 各位宇航员
　 　 - How do you think Buzz Aldrin got his nickname?
　 　 你以为巴斯·奥尔德的外号是哪来的
　 　 - Awesome.
　 　 酷毙了
　 　 - *We love to play in Lily's room*
　 　 *莉莉的屋里最好玩*
　 　 - *We don't need any milk*
　 　 *要不要牛奶无所谓*
　 　 - Okay, you know what, Lily? I am a man.
　 　 好了 莉莉 你老爸是铁血真汉子
　 　 - I am going into the kitchen to get your milk.
　 　 爸这就去厨房给你拿牛奶
　 　 - *Ave Maria*
　 　 *万福玛利亚*
　 　 - *Gratia plena*
　 　 *满被圣宠者*
　 　 - *Maria, gratia plena*
　 　 *玛利亚 满被圣宠者*
　 　 - *Maria, gratia plena*
　 　 *玛利亚 满被圣宠者*
　 　 - *Ave, ave dominus*
　 　 *圣洁的天主*
　 　 - *Dominus tecum*
　 　 *主与尔偕焉*
　 　 - *Benedicta tu in mulieribus*
　 　 *女中尔为赞美*
　 　 - *Et benedictus fructus ventris*
　 　 *尔胎子耶稣*
　 　 - *Ventris tui, Jesus*
　 　 *并为赞美*
　 　 - *Ave Maria*
　 　 *万福玛利亚*
　 　 - Then one day, Wilt Chamberlain shows up.
　 　 有一次 威尔特·张伯伦来光顾了
　 　 - He says, "Can you take a little off the top for my friend here?"
　 　 他说"你能帮忙修下我朋友的头发吗"
　 　 - And it's Elvis. - No way.
　 　 竟然是猫王艾维斯 -不是吧
　 　 - Greatest singer that ever lived, after Sinatra.
　 　 他是世上最了不起的歌手 除了西纳特拉
　 　 - I'll fight any man who says different.
　 　 谁敢反驳我就跟他急
　 　 - My dad says the greatest singer who ever lived is Peabo Bryson.
　 　 我老爸说最棒的歌手是彼柏·布莱森
　 　 - Then I guess I gotta fight your dad.
　 　 那我只好找你老爸算算账了
　 　 - Yeah, I guess.
　 　 是吧
　 　 - Luke says Grandpa wants to fight you.
　 　 卢克说外公要找你算账
　 　 - Why does everything have to suck?
　 　 干嘛什么都跟我过不去
　 　 - Let's just do the picture another day.
　 　 我们还是改天照相吧
　 　 - I think I'm getting a pimple.
　 　 我脸上马上要冒痘痘了
　 　 - No.
　 　 不行
　 　 - Do you know how long it took me to book this photographer?
　 　 你知道我多辛苦才约到那位摄影师吗
　 　 - Maybe by the fireplace.
　 　 在壁炉那里照怎么样
　 　 - Yeah. That's a classic old-person spot for a portrait.
　 　 行啊 旧时代的老人都喜欢在那儿画塑像
　 　 - Yeah, if I'd ever bothered to paint that hideous wall.
　 　 拉倒吧 墙的颜色太恶心了
　 　 - Claire is a perfectionist, which sometimes is a good thing,
　 　 克莱尔是个完美主义者 这有时候是好事
　 　 - like when it comes to picking a husband.
　 　 比如选个绝代老公什么的
　 　 - Sometimes it's a bad thing,
　 　 有时候就不太好了
　 　 - like when everyone else sees something beautiful...
　 　 比如大家都觉得某样东西很不错
　 　 - and all she sees is the teeny-tiny flaw.
　 　 而她的眼里就只有那些丁点大的瑕疵
　 　 - No. No.
　 　 不行 坚决不行
　 　 - No.
　 　 不行
　 　 - Hi. My house is a disaster.
　 　 喂 我的房子遭殃了
　 　 - Can we do this picture at your place?
　 　 能在你那里拍照吗
　 　 - Yeah, that's- that's not gonna work.
　 　 这个 怕是不太可能了
　 　 - So
　 　 所以
　 　 - Maybe one more layer. And tight, really tight.
　 　 再缠一圈吧 粘紧点 用点力
　 　 - Dad, can you call them again? - I just did.
　 　 爸 能再催催他们吗 -刚打过了
　 　 - They're on their way. Game went into overtime.
　 　 他们在路上了 比赛打进加时赛了
　 　 - I know, but we're losing the light,
　 　 我知道 但是太阳都快落山了
　 　 - and the photographer's
　 　 而且摄影师
　 　 - gotta get to a bar mitzvah in 10 minutes.
　 　 10分钟后还要去个犹太男孩成人仪式
　 　 - Oh, red wine. Really? Now?
　 　 红酒 现在 你不是吧
　 　 - You know, honey,
　 　 亲爱的
　 　 - I think you're getting a little too uptight about this.
　 　 我觉得你有点太神经质了
　 　 - It's hard to breathe. - Oh, you're fine.
　 　 我呼吸困难了 -你没事的
　 　 - What'd you do to him? He's turning blue.
　 　 你把他怎么了 他脸都绿了
　 　 - But his clothes will stay white.
　 　 只要他的衣服是白色的就行
　 　 - We're home! - Oh, thank God.
　 　 我们回来咯 -谢天谢地
　 　 - Manny, let's go change.
　 　 曼尼 我们换衣服去
　 　 - Hey, there's my beautiful wife.
　 　 嘿 又看见我美丽的贤妻了
　 　 - I know you're mad at me,
　 　 我知道你生我的气
　 　 - and I know this foam finger can't make up for everything.
　 　 我也知道这泡沫手指无法弥补我的过错
　 　 - Honey, you just go change,
　 　 亲爱的 你赶紧换衣服
　 　 - and we'll talk about what you did later.
　 　 那事儿我们回头再说
　 　 - Hey, thank you so much for those tickets.
　 　 嘿 谢谢你买票给我们
　 　 - Gloria tells me you had a real good time.
　 　 歌洛莉亚说你们玩得很开心
　 　 - Not really. No, I didn't.
　 　 没没 我可没有
　 　 - God, I love your daughter.
　 　 上苍作证 我爱你女儿
　 　 - I should- I should come by
　 　 我到时候再回来
　 　 - and kiss that step- fix that step.
　 　 亲下这台阶 修好这台阶
　 　 - Oh, you're acting like I wanted to destroy the house.
　 　 你说的好像我是故意把家里弄得一团糟一样
　 　 - No. I just think it's odd
　 　 不 我只是觉得奇怪
　 　 - that the majority of things you destroyed...
　 　 你毁掉的大部分东西
　 　 - were sent to us by my mom.
　 　 都是我妈送给我们的
　 　 - Okay, okay, okay.
　 　 好吧 好吧
　 　 - So while I'm fighting off that filthy creature,
　 　 也就是说我和那臭脏鸟周旋的时候
　 　 - I actually stop and say, "Oh, you know what,
　 　 还会有时间停下来想 哎呀真好
　 　 - here's the opportunity I've always been looking for
　 　 总算可以借机毁掉那些
　 　 - to destroy our kitschiest objects."
　 　 庸俗不堪的东西了
　 　 - Kitschiest? Oh, she's gonna love that.
　 　 庸俗不堪 她听到一定会很"开心"的
　 　 - If you would've come with me to the wedding,
　 　 其实如果你跟着我去婚礼
　 　 - none of this would have happened.
　 　 这一切都不会发生了
　 　 - Okay. So you are angry.
　 　 你是真生气了啊
　 　 - Mitchell, I get it.
　 　 米奇尔 我懂的
　 　 - You're terrified of small talk and birds.
　 　 你讨厌扯家常 还不喜欢鸟
　 　 - You're just lucky that pigeon
　 　 你一定很庆幸那小鸽子
　 　 - didn't want to chat you up about the weather.
　 　 没缠着你聊天气状况吧
　 　 - Hello, Jay. - Hello, guys.
　 　 你好 杰 -你们也好
　 　 - Oh, God. Oh, you look like the guy from Dance Fever.
　 　 老天 你怎么穿得跟"舞迷"节目的选手似的
　 　 - Thank you.
　 　 多谢夸奖
　 　 - Deney Terrio. Cleveland, Ohio.
　 　 丹尼·特里奥 俄亥俄州克里夫兰市
　 　 - Dad, really? That is not a compliment.
　 　 老爸 非要这样吗 我不是在夸你
　 　 - That's why I wanted you to try those on earlier. Turn around.
　 　 所以之前我才让你先穿上试试 转过去
　 　 - The picture can't happen today. My pimple's getting worse.
　 　 今天不能拍照 我的痘痘越发明显了
　 　 - Oh, honey, I am so sorry. Can you stand?
　 　 我可怜的小宝贝 你还能站着吗
　 　 - Yeah. - Well, then the picture's happening.
　 　 能 -那就得拍
　 　 - It's all anybody's gonna see.
　 　 大家一定会紧盯着我不放的
　 　 - I wouldn't be so sure about that.
　 　 我看可不一定
　 　 - Did you get a look at her dress?
　 　 你看见她穿的裙子了吗
　 　 - What? Why would I look at her dress? I love you.
　 　 什么 我看她裙子干嘛 我爱的是你
　 　 - Uh, Mrs. Dunphy, the sun is setting.
　 　 邓菲太太 太阳就快下山了
　 　 - Okay. Yeah, this is happening.
　 　 好的 这就拍
　 　 - Everybody, come on. Let's go.
　 　 大家 快来 我们出去了
　 　 - Be careful. I stained some furniture out there this afternoon.
　 　 小心点 我下午才给家具刷了漆摆外边呢
　 　 - Of course you did, Dad.
　 　 可不是嘛 老爸
　 　 - Anything else I need to know about?
　 　 还有什么需要注意的吗
　 　 - Maybe the neighbors on either side are having a paintball fight.
　 　 没准旁边邻居正忙着打彩弹呢
　 　 - Now watch this. Dad, in his infinite wisdom,
　 　 都看好了 我那睿智无比的老爹
　 　 - stained furniture today.
　 　 今天给家具刷了漆
　 　 - Don't touch it. It's wet.
　 　 千万别碰着了 还没干呢
　 　 - Hurry, hurry. - Put that down, sweetheart.
　 　 快点快点 -别照了 亲爱的
　 　 - Okay. Okay, we got it. Now we're gonna go out here.
　 　 很好很好 大家都过来了 现在站这边
　 　 - Oh, my God! Are you kidding me?
　 　 老天啊 你在耍我吗
　 　 - How do- How do you turn the sprinklers off?
　 　 那洒水器怎么关
　 　 - Ay! Of course! Because I'm Latina,
　 　 又问我 当然了 就因为我是拉丁人
　 　 - I'm supposed to know everything about gardening and sprinklers!
　 　 我就该对花园 洒水器什么的了如指掌
　 　 - You were here when they installed it.
　 　 他们装这东西的时候就你在
　 　 - Ay, yeah. The box is across the yard.
　 　 是诶 控制器在草坪那边
　 　 - You mean your now-soaking-wet yard?
　 　 你是说要跨过这片黄浦江吗
　 　 - That's great. We are screwed.
　 　 真好 彻底歇菜了
　 　 - No, we're not.
　 　 不 还没
　 　 - We haven't unwrapped our secret weapon yet.
　 　 我们还没出秘密武器呢
　 　 - Luke walks over there, Hurt Locker style...
　 　 拆弹特工--卢克小神童过去
　 　 - flips the switch,
　 　 关掉开关
　 　 - and boom- or not boom- water off.
　 　 嘭 或者不嘭 水就关了
　 　 - Put the "he" in "hero," son.
　 　 好男儿志当英雄 儿子
　 　 - Hurt Locker? It's more like Squirt Locker.
　 　 拆弹专家 洒水器终结者还差不多
　 　 - Really? That wasn't funny?
　 　 不是吧 不搞笑吗
　 　 - I actually pity you guys.
　 　 我真同情你们这群没幽默感的
　 　 - No time to celebrate! Stop it!
　 　 没空庆祝了 都给我停
　 　 - We don't have a lot of time. - All right, everybody.
　 　 我们时间不多了 -好的 大家
　 　 - If I can have the little ones down front- - You know what, sir?
　 　 请小个子的站前面 -先生
　 　 - If you don't mind, I've got this.
　 　 不介意的话 我来吧
　 　 - Come on, people, let's get out here.
　 　 大伙 都过来吧
　 　 - Haley, Alex, I need you to unwrap your brother.
　 　 海莉 艾丽克斯 你们给弟弟拆胶带
　 　 - All right, I need the Dunphys over on this side.
　 　 邓菲一家站这边
　 　 - Dad, you're in the middle.
　 　 爸爸 你站中间
　 　 - Mitchell, Cam, Lily on this end. Okay.
　 　 米奇尔 小卡 莉莉站那边
　 　 - Listen. - Uh-huh?
　 　 听我说 -怎么
　 　 - Honey, I screwed up, but if ever you're in my arms again
　 　 亲爱的 我错了 如果你再次投入我怀抱
　 　 - Phil, not now. - Yes, now.
　 　 菲尔 现在不说这些 -就得现在说
　 　 - I don't want to look at this picture...
　 　 我不想日后看到这张照片时
　 　 - when I'm 80 years old and you're long dead...
　 　 比如我80岁 而你早已与世长辞的时候
　 　 - and know that you were angry at me when we took it.
　 　 还想到你拍照时心里深藏的怒气
　 　 - Phil, we'll talk about what you did later.
　 　 菲尔 回头再说行吗
　 　 - Okay, everybody. Eyes over here.
　 　 好了 大家 请看这里
　 　 - I didn't do anything. She kissed me.
　 　 不关我的事 是她亲的我
　 　 - What?
　 　 什么
　 　 - Who kissed you? - Gloria.
　 　 谁亲了你 -歌洛莉亚
　 　 - What? - It was the kiss cam.
　 　 什么 -是接吻镜头[同音:亲了小卡]
　 　 - Why did you kiss Cam?
　 　 你亲小卡做什么
　 　 - No, I kissed Phil. He told me I had to.
　 　 不是 我亲了菲尔 他说必须那样
　 　 - No, no. - Okay, hang on a second.
　 　 不是这样的 -等一下
　 　 - Was this before or after
　 　 这是在你无视
　 　 - you ignored the phone call from your wife?
　 　 老婆电话之前还是之后
　 　 - You saw that too?
　 　 那个你也看见了
　 　 - Could we please just take the damn picture?
　 　 我们就不能先把相照了吗
　 　 - Okay. Everybody, one more time.
　 　 好了 大伙 再来一次
　 　 - Just so you know, I am angry with you. - I knew it!
　 　 你知道吗 我很生你的气 -我就知道
　 　 - Oh, damn it! - It was a big day for me,
　 　 我靠 -今天对我来说很重要
　 　 - and he didn't want to go because he doesn't like small talk.
　 　 而他不参加的原因是他不喜欢扯家常
　 　 - Would it be terribly inconvenient...
　 　 把你们这些小吵小闹
　 　 - to just postpone this hissy fit for a few minutes?
　 　 推迟那么几分钟就有那么难吗
　 　 - Ok, you know what? Maybe some of us don't
　 　 你知道吗 或许我们根本就
　 　 - want to take a picture today. - Thank you.
　 　 不想今天拍照 -多谢
　 　 - And please, Claire,
　 　 拜托了 克莱尔
　 　 - don't try to make Mitchell do something he doesn't wanna do.
　 　 别逼米奇尔做他不想做的事
　 　 - Oh, shut up, Cam.
　 　 闭嘴吧 小卡
　 　 - Okay, stop it! Stop it!
　 　 好了 别闹了
　 　 - Everyone, listen. This took me forever to put together,
　 　 大家都听好了 我真的好不容易才筹划好
　 　 - so I don't really care
　 　 所以我真的不在乎
　 　 - who kissed who and who's got a pimple on her head...
　 　 谁亲了谁 谁额头上长了痘痘
　 　 - and who is wearing an outrageously inappropriate dress.
　 　 或者谁穿了超级不得体的裙子
　 　 - We are gonna get together and act like a normal family...
　 　 我们要打起精神 假装一切正常
　 　 - for one-tenth of a freaking second,
　 　 持续十分之一秒就行
　 　 - and we're gonna do it right now.
　 　 现在就这么办
　 　 - Come on, let's go. - Get your hands off of me.
　 　 快点 -别碰我
　 　 - No. No. Make me. Make me.
　 　 就不 就不 你怎样
　 　 - Ah, this is ridiculous. You're both uptight about everything.
　 　 太荒唐了 你们两个对每件事都那么纠结
　 　 - You didn't want to go to a wedding with him
　 　 你不想陪他去参加婚礼
　 　 - because you didn't want to make small talk?
　 　 就因为不愿意和别人聊天是吗
　 　 - That's how I met Gloria.
　 　 我就是这样认识歌洛莉亚的
　 　 - Do you remember the first thing I said to you?
　 　 还记得我对你说的第一句话吗
　 　 - Yes. "I like chocolate,
　 　 记得 "我喜欢巧克力
　 　 - I like fruit, but not together."
　 　 我喜欢水果 但不喜欢两样加在一起"
　 　 - You couldn't come up with that, lvy League? And you.
　 　 常青藤高材生 你忍不了是吗 还有你
　 　 - You would be a lot happier if you weren't
　 　 你要是不那么完美主义
　 　 - so obsessed with everything being perfect.
　 　 就会活得开心得多
　 　 - Look at us here all in white. What are we, a cricket team?
　 　 瞧瞧我们一身白 什么东西 板球队吗
　 　 - News flash. Life is not perfect, Claire.
　 　 告诉你吧 生活本就不完美 克莱尔
　 　 - Now calm the hell down.
　 　 现在都给我冷静下来
　 　 - Okay, Dad, that's great, and that's really easy for you to say.
　 　 好吧老爸 很好 对你来说当然轻松
　 　 - But do you think I like being like this?
　 　 但你以为是我想这样吗
　 　 - No, I don't.
　 　 并非如此
　 　 - So if you have some quick-and-easy fix,
　 　 所以如果你有什么良方
　 　 - why don't you just give it to me right now?
　 　 何不现在就说来听听
　 　 - Jay! - Oh, my God.
　 　 杰 -我的老天
　 　 - I- I got this, baby.
　 　 看我的 宝贝
　 　 - No. What did- What did you do?
　 　 不 你干 你干什么
　 　 - Now two people are dirty.
　 　 现在两个人都弄脏了
　 　 - Well, three.
　 　 三个
　 　 - Okay, you know what?
　 　 好吧 你自找的
　 　 - That's for "Kitschy."
　 　 谁叫你说"庸俗不堪"
　 　 - Mud fight!
　 　 泥巴大战
　 　 - No. Don't do that. No, no, no! Stop it!
　 　 别这样 别别 停下
　 　 - Everybody get back in line. Come on, guys, stop.
　 　 大家都站好 都听话 别闹了
　 　 - Damn it. Damn it! Guys!
　 　 可恶 你们
　 　 - Excuse me.
　 　 不好意思
　 　 - Are we still doing this?
　 　 你们到底拍不拍了
　 　 - No. No, we're not.
　 　 不 不拍了
　 　 - Now we are. - We're ready!
　 　 现在拍吧 -准备好咯
　 　 - Say "cheese." - Say "cheese"!
　 　 说"茄子" -"茄子"
　 　 - Back in '68, when I was sweeping up hair in that barbershop,
　 　 68年我在理发店扫头发的时候
　 　 - I had this mental picture of the family that,
　 　 我曾幻想今后自己家庭的样子
　 　 - if I was lucky enough,
　 　 如果够走运的话
　 　 - one day I would end up with- perfect wife, perfect kids.
　 　 有一天我会坐拥完美的妻子 完美的孩子
　 　 - Guess what. I didn't get any of that.
　 　 结果呢 我没那运气
　 　 - Wound up with this sorry bunch.
　 　 最后捞到这么一群二货
　 　 - And I'm thankful for that every day.
　 　 可我每天都对此充满感激
　 　 - Well, most days.
　 　 大部分时候吧
　 　 - I think I'm just gonna go with the Elvis stuff.
　 　 我还是就提猫王艾维斯的事好了
　 　 - Yeah. I would.
　 　 换我也会
　 　 - Uh, to the right. To the right.
　 　 右边点 右边点
　 　 - A skosh to the left.
　 　 稍微往左一点点
　 　 - There we go.
　 　 对了
　 　 - Whatever. I'm gonna have to take the picture down
　 　 不管了 反正重刷墙壁的时候
　 　 - when I repaint the wall anyhow.
　 　 还是得把这幅照片取下来的
　 　 - Kill me now. - What?
　 　 杀了我吧 -什么
　 　 - Don't know how I got so lucky.
　 　 我真是太幸运了
　 　 - I love you.
　 　 爱你
　 　 - I love that picture. - Yeah.
　 　 我喜欢这张照片 -是啊
　 　 - Is that a chip on the frame right there? - No. No.
　 　 相框那里是有个缺口吗 -没有没有
　 　 - I can see it. - Honey.
　 　 我看得到 -亲爱的
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　 　 感谢人人字幕组，所有的荣誉属于字幕组成员。
　 　 基于字幕创建完成了中英剧本，包含 txt 与 mobi 两种格式。创建过程中所用到的
字 幕 内 容 ( 均 转 为 Utf-8 格 式 ) 和 代 码 参 见
[https://github.com/Allianzcortex/code_collection/tree/master/ModernFamil
y]，经过适当修正后也可以用于其他美剧的剧本生成。
　 　 最 新 修 正 的 版 本 始 终 参 见 release 页 面 ：
[https://github.com/Allianzcortex/code_collection/releases/]，推荐从这个页面
下载；同时维护百度云与 Google Drive 地址方便大家分流下载。
　 　 Google 上搜索 "Modern Family episode scripts" 所出现的首个链接提供的
剧 本 链 接 格 式 如 下 ：
https://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/view_episode_scripts.php?tv-
show=modern-family&episode=s05e10，
　 　 仍然没有包含每一句话对应的剧中人物关系。希望未来有可靠渠道得到对应信息。
　 　 作者：@Allianzcortex，联系邮箱：iamwanghz@gmail.com。
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