Wedding Toast

Could I please have your attention, ladies and gentlemen?

please raise your glasses as I offer a toast to the happy couple, Gervie and Diana.
As Gervie's best friend since high school, I have had the privilege of watching their
love story unfold. Gervie is a kind, compassionate person with a heart of gold. He
is always there for his friends and family, and I can attest to his unwavering love
for Diana. Diana, you are not only beautiful on the outside, but you also have a
golden heart on the inside that is a perfect match for my man Gervie; and I know
you can take his dad jokes and all things Naruto related.

I remember once in high school, Gervie and I had a science

project together and Gervie, being the genius that he is, took care of all the
calculations while I was in charge of the PowerPoint presentation. We got an A+
and I got to take all the credit. Thanks, Gervie.

I am overjoyed that these two have found each other and I know
that their love will only continue to grow stronger. Marriage is not always simple,
there will be squabbles, conflicts, and doubts, but I have no doubt that Gervie and
Diana will get through it because they have something truly special - a profound
and unbreakable love for one another.

So, to the happy couple, I wish you all the love and happiness in
the world. Remember the love and joy that brought you here today and may you
never forget the value of fun and humor in your marriage, for life is too short to
take things too seriously. Congratulations to the newlyweds!