Wash your hands, wash, wash, wash Shake your hands, shake, shake, shake Brush your teeth, brush, brush, brush Wash your face, wash, wash, wash Comb your hair, comb, comb, comb Hands up, hands down Hands in front, hands behind I like English, Yeah!Yeah! Yeah!
A:Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
There’s a hole in the floor. B:What? Where? A: There. In front of you. A big hole in the floor. B: I don’t see any hole in the floor. A:There. It’s right there. B: Where? Here? Are you sure? A: Yes, I’m sure. It’s right there. A huge hole in front of you. B: I think you’re just kidding. You’re teasing me. There is no hole at all. Ah…..
All: Janet, Janet! Where are the
cookies in the kitchen? Janet: I don’t know!?! All: Yes, you do. You took them from the kitchen last night. Janet: No, I didn’t. All: Yes, you did. We saw you did it. Liar, liar pants on fire. Janet: It’s not me. It’s John.
My First Knock-Knock Jokes: Lots of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Silly Kids, Perfect for Family Game Night (White Elephant Gag Gift for Kids, Funny Stocking Stuffers)