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- This skit takes place at school, the teacher is misogynistic

- The students try to get her fired because they don’t like her because they abhor her for the actions she does
- So, in order to get her fired they make a protest, in order to prove that no one approves of this teacher
- Soon the principal realizes and fires him.
- Then they commemorate their victory.
Note: when you want people to act something out, use brackets to indicate stage directions. Example:
[Students march around the room carrying protest signs.]

Camila: Student, principal


Emily: Student
Chantal: Supportive teacher
Valeria: Student
Jade: Mean teacher

TITLE?

Camila: Hey, have you guys seen the new teacher? She seems nice.
Emily: Hey, yeah, she’s the new teacher for our history class.
Valeria: Really! Then we have her next period.
Chantal: oh, hey guys! How are you guys doing? Have you heard of the new teacher; she’s going to be joining us for this
whole school year.
(Moments later)
Camila: omg I abhor school! I had the new teacher already and she's such a misogynist.
Valeria: really?! How?!
Camila: She told everyone to start doing push-ups except girls because we probably couldn’t even do 2. So I proved her
wrong and ended up doing 11 but I was upset because she didn’t think we were capable of doing them.
Emily: WHAT?!?! That is so wrong hopefully she doesn’t treat us like that and if she does im going to be so mad.
Valeria: So basically, she was haranguing you?
Camila: yep and it hurt my feelings.
Emily: wait... We have her next.
Both E&V: (sigh.)
Valeria: wish us luck. (sarcasm)
Camila: I have free period so maybe I'll visit you guys.
(bell rings and they walk to class)
Jade: Hey guys and girls... I guess (rolls her eyes) (while Emily and vale look at eachother)
Valeria: wish us luck
(Camila enters the room)
Camila: what's up guys! (talks while walking fast into the class)
Jade: How dare you walk in my class all loud. Well, I'm not surprised... Youree a girl.
Emily: Um excuse me?!?!
Valeria: How dare you talk to our friend like that.
Jade: sorry... truth hurts shall we continue class?
(all stay quiet)

Class ends and they all walk out mad.

Emily: That was so rude, we must tell the teacher


Camila: I told you guys.
Valeria: Lets go
Camila: wait, lets give her at least a week and then well see if she's improved.
(A WEEK LATER)

Emily: Hi teacher can we talk to you about something?


Chantal: of course
Valeria: I know the new teacher has only been here for a week but her misogyny is getting out of hand.
Chantal: how?!
(continue to explain)
Chnatal: Wow you guys should tell the principal ill go with you guys.
(go tell the principaland she hears everything)
Camila: are you guys sure this was that teacher.. I don’t believe you guys, maybe it was a fallacy.
Valeria: well prove you wrong don’t worry.
Emily: she thought it was an inference.
Camila: don’t worry we will accentuate the truth.
(moments later)
Valeria: theres no way to prove this, its impregnable to catch her actions.

Valeria: we have to prove her wrong


EMily: lets make a protest
Chantal: time to divulge her actions.
Chantal; oh my this is such a debacle
Camila: Yes, lets make a boisterous protest
Valeria: yess and with eclectic supplies.
(create posters and begin to protest, soon people end up joining them and the teacher gets mad)
Jade: what is this all of this its not true
Valeria: we were just trying to be sycophant with him and he ended up ignoring us.
Camila: this proves evrything... miss youre fired.
(chering)
Camila: we did it!!
Emily: my affinity is problem solving
Chantal: time to commemorate your guys victory's
Camila: good thing the students will be able too flourish their education with healthy teachers

Lines needed:
1. “I abhor school”
2. “the teacher is haranguing me”
3. “the teacher is such a misogynist”
4. “this is such a debacle”
5. “i was just trying to be sycophant with him”
6. “theres no way to prove this, its impregnable”
7. “the teacher said it was a fallacy”
8. “the teacher thought it was an inference”
9. “we have to accentuate the truth”
10. “let's make a boisterous protest with eclectic supplies”
11. “time to divulge his actions”
12. “now the students can flourish their education”
13. “time to commemorate our victory”
14. “my affinity is problem solving”
15. “tried to be sycophant with him”

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