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Calvin: age 8
Mrs. Green: You have my number, feel free to text us if you need absolutely anything! We
Louise: Thank you again Mrs. Green but, I’m sure we’ll be just fine. Right Calvin?
Calvin: Yeah, don’t worry mom! I’ll be good for Miss Louise.
Mrs. Green: Ok, ok. It’s just with the last couple of babysitters...
Mrs. Green: We’ll see now won’t me. Louise, everything I could think of is written down on the
Mr. Green: She’ll let you know. Come on darling, we have reservations.
Mrs. Green: Yes, yes. You know me, I just worry so much about Calvin.
Louise: I promise I’ll take good care of him. He’s in good hands.
Mr. Green: See? It’s settled. Let’s go.
Louise: Ok, how about this? I leave you to play Fortnite for 30 minutes while I get your dinner
(Calvin exits the living room and enters his room while Louise turns towards the kitchen)
Louise: (picking up the sheet of paper) What’s on the menu for tonight? Dinosaur chicken
Calvin: (running back into the living room) Hey Louise, watch this!
Calvin: Oops...
Louise: Calvin! You know you can’t shoot that in here! Look you hit the smoke alarm! I'm
Louise: (grabbing the nerf gun from Calvin) Now that’s not something I can fix... WHat am I
Calvin: I don’t know... maybe that your party got too out of control and someone else knocked
Calvin: Who are they gonna believe? You? A stranger? Or me? Their child!
Louise: They are not going to believe I threw a party in their house after they left. They know me
Louise: Calvin, I’m doing the best I can do here. I can’t take the nuggets out until their ready.
Calvin: You’re the worst babysitter ever. The last one at least let me shoot the nerf gun whenever
goes. Now go wash your hands young man. I’ll come get you when the nuggets are done.
(Calvin storms off stage while Louise turns to clean up the mess)
Louise: I’ll just find the broom to sweep up the lamp mess then try to reattach the smoke alarm.
Shouldn’t be too hard. (grabbing the nearest broom and sweeping) Who does that little shit think
he is? Coming in here causing a mess with the intention to blame me... Ugh, I see why Mrs.
Green was so worried now. I bet he’s like this all the time. Well, I can’t let him get to me, we’ve
got only an hour left till I’m supposed to put him to bed and then the parents will be home an
hour after. Nothing I can’t handle. Just finish cleaning this mess then the smoke alarm. Actually,
Calvin: (returning to the stage) Why does it smell like somethings burning?
Louise: No, no, no, NO! How could I let this happen??
(Louise grabs an oven mitt and takes the burnt nuggets out of the oven)
Louise: Well if I wasn’t stuck cleaning up YOUR mess, I would’ve been able to watch them
Calvin: I want my nuggets! You shouldn’t have ruined them!! You’re a sucky babysitter!
Mrs. Green: Restaurant lost our reservation and we couldn’t get in so we decided to come back
early. What happened to the lamp? And why is the smoke alarm on the floor? And why is there
Calvin: Mommy! I’m so glad you’re back, Miss Louise is awful! She broke your lamp and burnt
my nuggets.
Mrs. Green: Calvin… why is your nerf gun on the counter? And bullets on still on the floor? You
know you can’t have that out in the house! That’s what happened wasn’t it? You did something I
specifically told you not to and now little Miss Louise is in shambles trying to take care of
everything.
Mrs. Green: Dear, I’m so sorry about him. We’ve gone through so many babysitters trying to
find one that can contain him but it's clearly my fault. I shouldn’t have left him here with you.
Here, take extra of what I owe you. And don’t worry we’ll take care of everything. Go home and
Louise: No, I’m sorry. I should’ve been able to contain everything, there was just so much going
learned by now but clearly not. We’ll take it from here. Head on home.
(Lights fade)