30 Flirty Texts To Drive Him Crazy!

You can use these flirty texts to drive him crazy! Be sure to also scroll
down and check out my 5 texting mistakes so that you don’t make these
mistakes while dating!

For when you want him to know you’re thinking about him:

1. Not sure why, but my thoughts about you are totally X rated today ;)
2. I’m going to Yoga tonight so I’ll be extra flexible when I get home…
3. I can’t stop thinking about how hard your… muscles are.
4. The way you touch my lower back just drives me wild – I can’t stop
thinking about how sexy you are.
5. Last night was so much fun but we were wearing too many clothes ;)
6. Your kiss last night gave me goosebumps it was so hot. Is there more
where that came from?
7. Are you that hot all the time or did I just catch you on a really good
night?
8. I had a dream about you last night. Then I realized I was sitting in an
office meeting.
9. Trying to sleep but can’t stop thinking of you. Get out of my head and
into my bed asap!
 10. I’m going to text you first so that you have to kiss me first.
Deal?

For when you want to bring out his competitive side:

1. You. Me. Mario Kart. Loser has to striptease.

2. Staring contest you and me. Last one to blink gets ANYTHING they
want ;)
3. We’re going bowling tonight and we need an extra “player” – I’d invite
you but you might not be up for the challenge :P
4. Last night I dreamt you beat me at strip poker. Real life would be
different, you can’t see through this poker face -_-
5. So I have some ideas for our next game night, that is if you’re up for
playing with me? …;)
6. The way you kissed me last night just drove me crazy. Is that all you
got or do you have some other moves up your sleeve…?
7. Whenever you feel like getting physical, I’m down to get in a good
workout.
8. I bet you can’t learn a song for me on the guitar. That would be way
too hot and make me want to do really bad things.
9. Ok fine, if you beat me at scrabble we can have hot steamy sex. But
only if you play with 5 letters.
 10. Just saw your new post on Instagram and wow yes, muscles
really do get that big.

For when you want him to ask you out:

1. What do you prefer? A. that I ask you how you’re day is going. B.
That I tell you you’ve been racing through my mind all day or C. that
we should grab dinner asap?
2. You could send me a text or you could say that same witty line over a
coffee J
3. I think I’ve imagined your hot biceps enough, when do I get to meet
them in person?
4. You seem like the kind of guy who wants to chat over a drink rather
than texting…
5. All this texting must be hurting your thumbs. Why not show me what
your mouth can do in person….;)
6. Caution: you are about to reach the texting limit. Must ask out soon
before cute and dorky girl self-destructs.
7. Hanging out with the girls tonight. Then I’m going to need a man fix.
Think you can help me with that ;)
8. Our lips should have a meeting
 9. Just thought you should know that my body will be engaged in a deep
breathing workout plan tonight. Wanna come?
10. I just realized it’s possible to think about a kiss for a whole day!
When do I get the real thing again?

5 Texting Mistakes To Avoid:

Knowing how and when to send a text is one of the most important things
you can do while dating and nurturing an early relationship. Texting has
changed the way we communicate and when you’re messaging people on
apps like Bumble and Tinder, a good text can be the difference between
being ghosted and going on a date with your new boyfriend.

Here are 5 mistakes to avoid while texting:

1. Not sending texts that use “man speak”. Men communicate much
differently than women. They don’t like reading about our day from
start to finish. You don’t want to text a man like you would your
girlfriend.
2. Not being witty and fun! Men love to see that a woman has a playful
side. Make sure your texts are there to make him feel good.
 3. Knowing when to text him. Men don’t want to be chased, they like to
do the chasing! Make sure you’re holding back enough to lead him
take the lead.
4. Going along with sexting if you’re not comfortable! Sexting or seeing
dick pics can be totally awkward. There is no need to turn the
situation sour, you just have to know how to let him down nicely.
5. Keep it interested! Boring texts like “hey” or “how’s it going” are really
boring and will never keep his attention. You want to make sure each
text you send will excite and motivate him to keep the conversation
going.

PS. If you need a little help on sending the perfect texts, keep an eye out
for my email tomorrow. I’ll send you guys some additional tips on how to
become an expert texter!