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Day Game
By Tony Depp
Sometimes when Iʼm gaming, I feel like Iʼm playing Grand Theft
Auto. In my twelve years of professional skirt-chasing, Iʼve met many
clichés and stereotypes. So for fun, I thought Iʼd give you the low-
down on 20 of them.
Most game boils down to recognizing and adapting to patterns. You
can learn to recognize the archetype and adapt to the social
pattern. Itʼs a bit of a guessing game, but with practice, you can
identify the different sorts of girls very quickly and adapt your
strategy appropriately.
So on that note, here are 20 types of girls youʼll meet during day
game.
If your gameʼs tight, and sheʼs lonely enough, youʼll get that number
close because what the hell else does she have to do? She has no
friends.
The NITG wants a social circle; and outside of her work or school, a
cool, confident guy like you is her best bet.
Most of the girls Iʼve hooked up with from day game are NITG. God
bless them.
“Ooohhh…”
Itʼs not surprising how many women are very unhappily married.
G8 girls are more suited for high energy, cool dominance, pickup-
artist game – lots of push-pull, teasing, and all that. But girls from
developing, not-so-feminist countries like Vietnam, Russia, or
Colombia might need a more traditional, nice-but-confident and
straightforward approach, as teasing might come off as mean or
rude, rather than funny.
The Tourist
The Tourist only has a few days or weeks in town and might be
looking for a quick fling. But more likely sheʼs looking for a free tour
guide and will waste your time by having you show her all the sights
around your city, and then go back to her hostel for an early night
because she has a flight to Dublin in the morning.
Avoid being a daytime tour guide and get them to a bar and then
back to your place as fast as possible. Also, make sure they donʼt
have a boyfriend they refuse to cheat on back home.
The Professional
The Professional will be wearing business attire. They look pretty
hot in their tight grey skirts and heels as they rush about chatting on
Bluetooth headsets.
If youʼre new at day game, theyʼll be more confident and alpha than
you are. Frame battles may ensue, and
youʼll have to deal with a lot of shit tests.
The Student
College girls are some of the hardest for
day game because they donʼt need any more friends. Theyʼre in
sororities, have six roommates, and 300 other students asking them
out to parties every weekend. They spend 90% of their free time
studying or doing extra-curricular activities.
Theyʼre often some of the hottest girls, but their schedule and social
life are just too full to bother with a guy she met at the mall. Iʼm not
saying you canʼt get them, itʼs just a little harder than a New-in-
Town or Foreign girl.
The Model
Youʼll find the hottest girls all dressed up,
rushing from photo shoot to photo shoot –
or currently on a photo shoot.
Use a program like “Follow Liker” and build 12k+ followers and
youʼre in the Instagram club. The Model canʼt resist the prospect of
more exposure. Tell her youʼre a talent scout or something.
The Hipster
Hipsters are tastemakers. Sheʼll be heading to a vegan café to talk
about refugee rights, or doing a photo shoot for her friend's iPhone
indie film.
Talk to her about your favorite Neutral Milk Hotel song and ask her
where the best live music venues are. Sign a consent form before
sex. Bonus points if you hate Donald Trump and think white people
are inherently evil.
The MILF
Sheʼs older, divorced, and has two kids (but sheʼs still hot). Take a
more mature approach, as a cool guy rather than a joke-tossing
clown, and sheʼs yours. Youʼll find her shopping at Whole Foods.
Open indirect and find common ground, like youʼve always wanted
to be a father but couldnʼt find a mature enough woman to mother
your child.
The Jailbait
Sheʼs nubile and hot as hell. Sheʼs got those big anime eyes and
hangs off your every word.
When you ask her what she does for work, she says, “Iʼm a
student.” You dig into what University she goes to, and she avoids
the question. You ask her if she likes clubbing, she replies, “Not
really. But I like parties!”
When you ask her age, she changes the subject. She lives in the
suburbs – but sheʼs not married (i.e., she lives with her parents).
The Daughter
You approach a girl at the mall, and a minute later an old lady or old
man appears holding shopping bags. Oh – itʼs her mother. “Is this
your sister?” you ask.
She may be twenty-one years old, but sheʼs living at home. Itʼs just
another obstacle. Number close anyway. Or engage the parents. “I
like your daughter. Could I ask her out on a date?” Sounds cheesy
but it makes the parents laugh. If they like you, sheʼll like you. Or
maybe itʼs the other way around.
Just donʼt let the parents stop you from getting her number.
The Flirt
Flirts are the most fun girls to approach. They laugh at everything,
they lick their lips and touch your chest, they ask you lots of
questions and make you feel like you have 10/10 game. However,
they rarely meet up with you a second time. They just want to flirt
– not bang.
I donʼt know why, but when a day game girl is too flirty, I get that
Spidey Sense tingle that this is not going to happen. And often it
doesnʼt. Why? Because the flirty girl has 99 other dudes who are
madly in love with her and think that she only flirts with them. Sheʼs
never short of options, and she knows it.
There are girls like fresh-off-the-boat Chinese 20 year olds who are
so shy, theyʼll run away at “hello.” They donʼt count.
Also, donʼt mistake fear for shyness. Itʼs a different beast. Shy
girls arenʼt afraid; theyʼre just a little insecure. Drop them a well-
earned compliment or two, and not too early on in the approach,
and theyʼll warm up quickly. Itʼs all about building trust.
Maybe she reads Jezebel, was hurt as a child, or just got out of
sociology class, but for whatever reason, she just hates men and
thinks any guy who talks to her is a creepy rapist or part of the
Patriarchy. Politely excuse yourself and slowly back away.
Spot them wearing horn-rimmed glasses, clothing two sizes too big,
blue or pink hair, face piercings, combat boots, and unshaved legs.
Realize that underneath all of that – she is still a girl, even if she
doesnʼt identify as one.
You approach the scared girl, notice her eyes grow wide with terror
while she triples her walking speed, and nods, “No! No! No!”
Sheʼs down for anything. Youʼd marry her if you believed she was
special, and she wasnʼt just down to jump into bed with any guy that
had a little game and an offer.
Sheʼs like the Married Girl but single. Sheʼs like the flirt but
promiscuous. Sheʼs down for anything.
The 6.5
Sheʼs not that hot but good enough. Sheʼs skeptical of your
approach because men rarely approach her, so you must be up to
something. Sheʼs not as friendly or fun as a hotter girl, and she
should be grateful youʼre approaching her, even though you donʼt
find her attractive and youʼre just practicing your warmups.
The Employee
She works as a waitress at a trendy restaurant and has thirty
minutes for lunch. She wants to get some last minute birthday
present shopping done, and you approach her – day gamer #8 this
week.
She sees the pickup artists downtown every day and knows whatʼs
up. But sheʼs better looking than most other girls, and thatʼs why
she works in the hot girl shopping district in the first place. You can
get her, maybe, but sheʼs onto you.
The Escort
Sheʼs super sexy, approachable, friendly, and down right now!
Conclusion
If you can identify what type of girl she is, you can adapt and
become the sort of guy she might want to see again. But in the end,
theyʼre all women, and all women want the same thing – a fun,
charming, confident guy who wonʼt cut them up into little pieces
and eat them for dinner.
Tony