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Contents
Preface xvii
CHAPTER 1
Introduction 1
1.1 The Purpose of Physics 2
1.2 Problem Solving in Physics: Reasoning and Relationships 3
1.3 Dealing with Numbers 4
1.4 Physical Quantities and Units of Measure 9
1.5 Dimensions and Units 12
1.6 Algebra and Simultaneous Equations 14
1.7 Trigonometry 15
1.8 Vectors 17
CHAPTER 2
Motion, Forces, and Newton’s Laws 26
2.1
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Aristotle’s Mechanics 27
2.2 What Is Motion? 29
2.3 The Principle of Inertia 38
2.4 Newton’s Laws of Motion 40
2.5 Why Did It Take Newton to Discover Newton’s Laws? 45
2.6 Thinking about the Laws of Nature 46
CHAPTER 3
Forces and Motion in One Dimension 54
3.1 Motion of a Spacecraft in Interstellar Space 55
3.2 Normal Forces and Weight 59
3.3 Adding Friction to the Mix 64
3.4 Free Fall 68
3.5 Cables, Strings, and Pulleys: Transmitting Forces from Here to There 72
3.6 Reasoning and Relationships: Finding the Missing Piece 75
3.7 Parachutes, Air Drag, and Terminal Speed 79
3.8 Life as a Bacterium 82
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CHAPTER 4
Forces and Motion in Two and Three Dimensions 91
CHAPTER 5
Circular Motion and Gravitation 130
5.1 Uniform Circular Motion 131
5.2 Examples of Circular Motion 138
5.3 Newton’s Law of Gravitation 145
5.4 Planetary Motion and Kepler’s Laws 150
5.5 Moons and Tides 156
5.6 Deep Notions Contained in Newton’s Law of Gravitation 156
CHAPTER 6
Work and Energy 166
6.1 Force, Displacement, and Work 167
6.2 Kinetic Energy and the Work–Energy Theorem 170
6.3 Potential Energy and Conservation of Energy 175
6.4 More Potential Energy Functions 183
6.5 Conservative versus Nonconservative Forces and Conservation of Energy 191
6.6 The Nature of Nonconservative Forces: What Is Friction Anyway? 193
6.7 Power 194
6.8 Work, Energy, and Molecular Motors 197
CHAPTER 7
Momentum, Impulse, and Collisions 207
7.1 Momentum 208
7.2 Force and Impulse 210
7.3 Conservation of Momentum 214
7.4 Collisions 216
7.5 Using Momentum Conservation to Analyze Inelastic Events 225
7.6 Center of Mass 228
7.7 A Bouncing Ball and Momentum Conservation 232
7.8 The Importance of Conservation Principles in Physics 233
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CHAPTER 8
Rotational Motion 243
8.1 Describing Rotational Motion 244
8.2 Torque and Newton’s Laws for Rotational Motion 250
8.3 Rotational Equilibrium 255
8.4 Moment of Inertia 263
8.5 Rotational Dynamics 266
8.6 Combined Rotational and Translational Motion 271
CHAPTER 9
Energy and Momentum of Rotational Motion 283
9.1 Kinetic Energy of Rotation 284
9.2 Conservation of Energy and Rotational Motion 288
9.3 Angular Momentum 291
9.4 Angular Momentum and Kepler’s Second Law of Planetary Motion 297
9.5 The Vector Nature of Rotational Motion: Gyroscopes 298
9.6 Cats and Other Rotating Objects 301
CHAPTER 10
Fluids 313
10.1 Pressure and Density 314
10.2 Fluids and the Effect of Gravity 318
10.3 Hydraulics and Pascal’s Principle 325
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CHAPTER 11
Harmonic Motion and Elasticity 353
11.1 General Features of Harmonic Motion 353
11.2 Examples of Simple Harmonic Motion 357
11.3 Harmonic Motion and Energy 365
11.4 Stress, Strain, and Hooke’s Law 367
11.5 Damping and Resonance 371
11.6 Detecting Small Forces 373
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CHAPTER 12
Waves 383
12.1 What Is a Wave? 384
12.2 Describing Waves 386
12.3 Examples of Waves 390
12.4 The Geometry of a Wave: Wave Fronts 394
12.5 Superposition and Interference 395
12.6 Reflection 397
12.7 Refraction 398
12.8 Standing Waves 399
12.9 Seismic Waves and the Structure of the Earth 402
CHAPTER 13
Sound 412
13.1 Sound Is a Longitudinal Wave 412
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CHAPTER 14
Temperature and Heat 440
14.1 Thermodynamics: Applying Physics to a “System” 441
14.2 Temperature and Heat 441
14.3 Thermal Equilibrium and the Zeroth Law of Thermodynamics 445
14.4 Phases of Matter and Phase Changes 446
14.5 Thermal Expansion 455
14.6 Heat Conduction 461
14.7 Convection 464
14.8 Heat and Radiation 466
CHAPTER 15
Gases and Kinetic Theory 479
15.1 Molecular Picture of a Gas 480
15.2 Ideal Gases: An Experimental Perspective 481
15.3 Ideal Gases and Newton’s Laws 488
15.4 Kinetic Theory 490
15.5 Diffusion 495
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CHAPTER 16
Thermodynamics 506
16.1 Thermodynamics Is About the Way a System Exchanges Energy with Its
Environment 507
16.2 The Zeroth Law of Thermodynamics and the Meaning of Temperature 507
16.3 The First Law of Thermodynamics and the Conservation of Energy 508
16.4 Thermodynamic Processes 512
16.5 The Second Law of Thermodynamics 521
16.6 Heat Engines and Other Thermodynamic Devices 523
16.7 Entropy 531
16.8 The Third Law of Thermodynamics and Absolute Zero 534
16.9 Thermodynamics and Photosynthesis 535
16.10 Converting Heat Energy to Mechanical Energy and the Origin of the Second Law
of Thermodynamics 535
CHAPTER 17
Electric Forces and Fields 545
17.1 Evidence for Electric Forces: The Observational Facts 546
17.2 Electric Forces and Coulomb’s Law 547
17.3 The Electric Field 553
17.4 Conductors, Insulators, and the Motion of Electric Charge 558
17.5 Electric Flux and Gauss’s Law 563
17.6 Applications: DNA Fingerprinting 571
17.7 “Why Is Charge Quantized?” and Other Deep Questions 572
CHAPTER 18
Electric Potential 583
18.1 Electric Potential Energy 584
18.2 Electric Potential: Voltage 589
18.3 Equipotential Lines and Surfaces 598
18.4 Capacitors 600
18.5 Dielectrics 607
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CHAPTER 19
Electric Currents and Circuits 623
19.1 Electric Current: The Flow of Charge 624
19.2 Batteries 625
19.3 Current and Voltage in a Resistor Circuit 628
19.4 DC Circuits: Batteries, Resistors, and Kirchhoff’s Rules 633
19.5 DC Circuits: Adding Capacitors 646
19.6 Making Electrical Measurements: Ammeters and Voltmeters 652
19.7 RC Circuits as Filters 652
19.8 Electric Currents in the Human Body 654
19.9 Household Circuits 655
19.10 Temperature Dependence of Resistance and Superconductivity 657
CHAPTER 20
Magnetic Fields and Forces 668
20.1 Sources of Magnetic Fields 669
20.2 Magnetic Forces Involving Bar Magnets 673
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CHAPTER 21
Magnetic Induction 712
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CHAPTER 22
Alternating-Current Circuits and Machines 749
22.1 Generation of AC Voltages 750
22.2 Analysis of AC Resistor Circuits 752
22.3 AC Circuits with Capacitors 757
22.4 AC Circuits with Inductors 760
22.5 LC Circuits 762
22.6 Resonance 764
22.7 AC Circuits and Impedance 767
22.8 Frequency-Dependent Behavior of AC Circuits: A Conceptual Recap 769
22.9 Transformers 772
22.10 Motors 774
22.11 What Can AC Circuits Do That DC Circuits Cannot? 776
CHAPTER 23
Electromagnetic Waves 788
23.1 The Discovery of Electromagnetic Waves 789
23.2 Properties of Electromagnetic Waves 790
23.3 Electromagnetic Waves Carry Energy and Momentum 792
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23.4 Types of Electromagnetic Radiation: The Electromagnetic Spectrum 797
23.5 Generation and Propagation of Electromagnetic Waves 802
23.6 Polarization 806
23.7 Doppler Effect 811
23.8 Deep Concepts and Puzzles Connected with Electromagnetic Waves 814
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CHAPTER 25
Wave Optics 868
25.1 Coherence and Conditions for Interference 869
25.2 The Michelson Interferometer 872
25.3 Thin-Film Interference 875
25.4 Light through a Single Slit: Qualitative Behavior 881
25.5 Double-Slit Interference: Young’s Experiment 882
25.6 Single-Slit Diffraction: Interference of Light from a Single Slit 885
25.7 Diffraction Gratings 889
25.8 Optical Resolution and the Rayleigh Criterion 892
25.9 Why Is the Sky Blue? 897
25.10 The Nature of Light: Wave or Particle? 898
CHAPTER 26
Applications of Optics 908
26.1 Applications of a Single Lens: Contact Lenses, Eyeglasses,
and the Magnifying Glass 908
26.2 Microscopes 916
26.3 Telescopes 920
26.4 Cameras 927
NASA
CHAPTER 27
Relativity 946
27.1 Newton’s Mechanics and Relativity 947
27.2 The Postulates of Special Relativity 948
27.3 Time Dilation 949
27.4 Simultaneity Is Not Absolute 955
27.5 Length Contraction 956
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CHAPTER 28
Quantum Theory 982
28.1 Particles, Waves, and “Particle-Waves” 982
28.2 Photons 985
28.3 Wavelike Properties of Classical Particles 993
28.4 Electron Spin 996
28.5 The Meaning of the Wave Function 998
28.6 Tunneling 1003
28.7 Detection of Photons by the Eye 1005
28.8 The Nature of Quanta: A Few Puzzles 1006
CHAPTER 30
Nuclear Physics 1048
30.1 Structure of the Nucleus: What’s Inside? 1049
30.2 Nuclear Reactions: Spontaneous Decay of a Nucleus 1053
30.3 Stability of the Nucleus: Fission and Fusion 1064
30.4 Biological Effects of Radioactivity 1071
30.5 Applications of Nuclear Physics in Medicine and Other Fields 1075
30.6 Questions about the Nucleus 1078
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CHAPTER 31
Physics in the 21st Century 1087
31.1 Cosmic Rays 1088
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xviii PREFACE
between kinematics and forces, 2.34B; to properly describe the total force from the water, we must draw in many action–reaction principle to propel
force vectors, pushing the E. coli in virtually all directions. At the molecular level, themselves. An individual E. coli
students can then reason about a we can understand these forces as follows. Water is composed of molecules that are bacterium is a few micrometers in
in constant motion and bombard the E. coli from all sides. Each time a water mol- diameter (1 mm ⫽ 0.000001 m).
variety of problems in mechanics, ecule collides with the E. coli, the molecule exerts a force on the bacterium, much The flagellum exerts a force B
S
F on the water, and the water
providing instructors with the flex- like the collision of the baseball and bat in Figure 2.32. As we saw in that case, the
exerts a force F 5 2F on the
w S
E
S
w
two colliding objects both experience a recoil force, another example of action–reac-
ibility to introduce a wider variety of tion forces; hence, the E. coli and the water molecule exert forces on each other. An
E. coli. There are also forces from
the water molecules (indicated
problems much sooner in the course. individual E. coli is not very large, but a water molecule is much smaller than the by the other red arrows) that
bacterium, and the force from one such collision will have only a small effect on the act on the cell body.
This approach also presents stu-
dents with a model for how to study
From Chapter 2, page 45
for a course in the sciences. Too
often, students believe that a focus
on “formulas” and their application to a narrow set of drill problems results in understanding of the material. The
qualitative overview in Chapter 2 models for students the keys to the course: Begin with an understanding of key
physics principles, identify the relationships between those principles, and apply reason to the selection of equations
needed to solve quantitative problems, as well as analyze the solution itself.
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EXAMPLE 3.7 Cars and Bumpers and Walls
Consider a car of mass 1000 kg colliding with a rigid concrete wall at a speed of
From Chapter 3, 2.5 m/s (about 5 mi/h). This impact is a fairly low-speed collision, and the bumpers on a skydiver’s knees when she hits
page 78 a modern car should be able to handle it without significant damage to the car. Estimate the ground. The precise value of
the force exerted by the wall on the car’s bumper.
the force depends on the details
RECOGNIZE THE PRINCIPLE
S At start of of the landing, but we are often
F collision The motion we want to analyze starts when the car’s bumper first touches the wall
and ends when the car is stopped. To treat the problem approximately, we assume the interested in only an approxi-
force on the bumper is constant during the collision period, so the acceleration is also
A constant. We can then use our expressions from Table 3.1 to analyze the motion. Our
mate (usually order-of-magnitude)
strategy is to first find the car’s acceleration and then use it to calculate the associated answer. We call such problems rea-
After collision, force exerted by the wall on the car from Newton’s second law.
bumper has soning and relationships problems
compressed a
distance Dx
SKETCH THE PROBLEM because solving them requires us
Figure 3.25 shows a sketch of the car along with the force exerted by the wall on the
car. There are also two vertical forces—the force of gravity on the car and the normal
to identify the key physics relation-
force exerted by the road on the car—but we have not shown them because we are ships and quantities needed for the
B concerned here with the car’s horizontal (x) motion, which we can treat using
兺 F ⫽ ma for the components of force and acceleration along x. problem and that we also estimate
䉱 Figure 3.25 Example 3.7.
A When a car collides with a wall,
values of some important quantities
IDENTIFY THE RELATIONSHIPS
the wall exerts a force F on the
bumper. This force provides the To find the car’s acceleration, we need to estimate either the stopping time or the
(such as the mass of the skydiver
acceleration that stops the car. distance ⌬x traveled during this time. Let’s take the latter approach. We are given the and how she flexes her knees) based
B During the collision and before initial velocity (v0 ⫽ 2.5 m/s) and the final velocity (v ⫽ 0). Both of these quantities are
the car comes to rest, the bumper in Equation 3.4: on experience and common sense.
deforms by an amount ⌬x. The car
travels this distance while it comes v 2 5 v 20 1 2a1 x 2 x0 2 (1)
to a complete stop.
Reasoning and relationships problems provide physical insight and a chance to practice critical thinking (reason-
ing), and they can help students see more clearly the fundamental principles associated with a problem. A truly unique
feature of this book is the inclusion of these problems in both the worked examples and the end-of-chapter problems,
and in Enhanced WebAssign. The reasoning and relationships problems in Enhanced WebAssign are assignable, offer
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detailed conditional feedback, and provide students with the opportunity to truly internalize the problem-solving pro-
cess. These detailed tutorials take students step-by-step through the solution. The steps include useful hints to guide
student thinking and extensive feedback to assist when student responses show a lack of understanding.
In order to ensure that the structure of the problems and the feedback offered is as specific to my approach as pos-
sible, I personally adapted those problems for Enhanced WebAssign. I authored all of the feedback in the tutorials and
designed them to have the same “feel” as if I were in the room helping the student reason through the problem.
3. A Systematic Approach to
P R O B L E M S O LV I N G Applying the Principle of Conservation of Energy
Problem Solving. Although rea- to Problems of Rotational Motion
soning and relationships prob-
1. RECOGNIZE THE PRINCIPLE. The mechanical energy heights, as for the rolling ball in Figure 9.7. You will
lems are used to help students of an object is conserved only if all the forces that usually also need to find the moment of inertia.
develop a broad understanding do work on the object are conservative forces. Only
then can we apply the conservation of mechanical 4. SOLVE for the unknown quantities using the
of physics, this book also con- energy condition in Equation 9.10. conservation of energy condition,
tains a strong component of tra- KEi 1 PEi 5 KEf 1 PEf
2. SKETCH THE PROBLEM. Always use a sketch to
ditional quantitative problem The kinetic energy terms must account for both the trans-
collect your information concerning the initial and
lational and the rotational kinetic energies (Eq. 9.5):
final states of the system.
solving. Quantitative problems translational KE
789 rotational KE
789
are a component of virtually all 3. IDENTIFY THE RELATIONSHIPS. Find the initial and KEtotal 5 12mv 2CM 1 1 2
2 Iv
final kinetic and potential energies of the object.
college physics courses, and stu- They will usually involve the initial and final linear 5. Always consider what your answer means and check
dents can benefit by developing a and angular velocities, and the initial and final that it makes sense.
systematic approach to such prob-
lems. College Physics: Reason-
ing and Relationships therefore From Chapter 9, page 289
places extra emphasis on step-
by-step approaches students can
use in a wide range of situations.
This approach can be seen in the EXAMPLE 1 3 . 3 The Lowest Note of a Clarinet
worked examples, which use a five
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A clarinet is a musical instrument we can model as a pipe open at one end and closed at Open
step solution process: (1) recog- the other (Fig. 13.10A). A standard clarinet is approximately L ⫽ 66 cm long. What is
the frequency of the lowest tone such a clarinet can produce? Closed
nize the physics principles central A
RECOGNIZE THE PRINCIPLE
to the problem, (2) draw a sketch According to our work with pipes, there must be a pressure antinode at the closed end
showing the problem and all the of the clarinet and a pressure node at the open end. Frequency and wavelength are L
related by vsound ⫽ fl
f , so the standing wave with the lowest frequency will be the one
given information, (3) identify the with the longest wavelength.
B
C
and if it makes sense. Explicit The standing wave with the longest wavelength is sketched in Figure 13.7. Its frequency
is given by Equation 13.14, with n ⫽ 1:
䉱 Figure 13.10 Example 13.3.
problem-solving strategies are also vsound A A clarinet. B Physicist’s model
f1 5
given for major classes of quanti- 4L of a clarinet, as a pipe closed at
one end and open at the other. The
tative problems, such as applying This is the fundamental frequency for the clarinet with all tone holes closed. standing waves will be the same as
shown in Figures 13.7 and 13.8.
the principle of conservation of SOLVE C If a tone hole is opened, it will
The speed of sound in air (at room temperature) is vsound ⫽ 343 m/s and the length of act as the open end of the pipe as
mechanical energy. the tube is L ⫽ 0.66 m, so we have far as the standing wave is con-
343 m/ s
cerned, changing the frequency of
vsound
f1 5 5 5 130 Hz the standing waves.
4L 4 1 0.66 m2
The day was beautiful. The procession went slowly down the old
stage road, past Lime Point, through the Roaring River canyon,
beyond up Reddy’s grade, over the First Summit and then through
Little Forest to the watering-place at the head of the last canyon.
Every stream, every tree, every rock along the road was known to
Uncle Hank. He was going home over a familiar way. The pine trees,
with their somber green, were silent; the little streams that went
frolicking from one side of a canyon to another seemed subdued; it
was spring, but the gray squirrels were not barking in the tree-tops,
and the quail seemed to pipe but faintly through the underbrush. The
lupines and the bluebells nodded along the way; the chipmunks
stood in the sunlight and stared curiously.
All would have gone well had not George William Pike been a man
without understanding—and such a man is beyond redemption. He
did not appreciate the spirit of the invitation to join in this last simple
ceremony in honor of Uncle Hank. He accepted it as an apology
from Paradise Bar and growled to himself because of the absurd
request to paint the coach black—which he would not have done
except for an order from the superintendent, who was a man of
policy. A year could have been wasted in explaining that the
invitation was an expression of humility and of atonement for the
camp’s treatment of its own. So he came and wore his silk hat and
his red necktie, and Morosin’ Jones almost had a spasm in
restraining himself.
Down the mountain-side they went, slowly and decorously.
Nothing eventful happened until the mouth of the canyon was
cleared, and then George William became impatient. He could not
understand the spirit of the occasion. Meadow Lark and supper were
a long way off, and the luncheon at Half-Way House had been light.
So he began making remarks over his horses’ heads with the
intention of hurrying up Gregg, who was driving the old stage. “Well
fitted for this kind of work, those horses, ain’t they?” he said. “Seems
curious they were ever put on the stage.” Gregg said nothing, but
tightened rein a bit. “Where will we stop for the night?” asked George
William presently, flicking the off leader’s ear with his whip.
Gregg turned around angrily. “If you don’t like the way this thing is
bein’ done, you can cut and go on in town alone; but if you don’t
keep your mouth closed there’ll be trouble.”
“I don’t want to go into town alone,” rejoined George William
pleasantly, “but I reckon we’d go in better fashion if we was at the
head of this percession.”
“Maybe you’d better try it,” said Gregg, reddening, and thereupon
George William turned out his four white horses and his black stage,
without saying anything to his two passengers, and proceeded to go
around. Gregg gathered in the slack in his reins. “Go back!” he
roared. But Pike, swinging wide to the right to avoid the far-reaching
whip, went on. Nebuchadnezzar pricked up his ears. Rome looked
inquiringly at Athens, and Moloch snorted indignantly. Athens’
expression said very plainly: “Are we at our time of life going to
permit four drawing-room apologies for horses and a new-fangled
rattletrap to pass us on our own road?” The negative response could
be seen in the quiver that ran down each horse’s back. The leaders
gently secured their bits between their teeth. So absorbed was
Gregg in the strange actions of George William that he paid little
attention to his own horses.
Up and down the line behind him men were waving and
gesticulating and shouting. “Don’t let him pass you!” yelled
Wilkerson. That instruction ran up and down the line, clothed in a
variety of picturesque and forcible utterances. But no instruction was
needed by the horses in front of Gregg. They understood, and
scarcely had the other stage turned into the main road ahead when
they at one jump broke from a walk into a gallop. George William
saw and gave his four the rein and the whip. Glancing back, Gregg
watched the whole procession change from a line of decorous
dignity to one of active excitement. Dust began to rise, men on
horseback passed men on mules; men in buckboards passed men
on lumber wagons. George William held the road, and with it a great
advantage. To pass him it would be necessary to go out among the
rocks and the sage-brush, and the white four were racing swiftly,
rolling out behind them a blinding cloud of dust. Gregg set his teeth,
and spoke encouragingly to his horses. George William turned and
shouted back an insult: “You needn’t hurry; we’ll tell them you’ll be
there to-morrow. ’Tend to your new business; there is nothing in the
other for you. We’re going into town first.”
“Maybe,” said Gregg grimly—and loosened his whip. The four
lifted themselves together at its crack; in another half mile they were
ready to turn out to go around. Gregg watched for a place anxiously.
Brush and boulders seemed everywhere, but finally he chose a little
sandy wash along which ran the road for a way.
Turning out he went into the sand and lost ten yards. He heard
George William laugh sarcastically. But the old stage horses had
been in sand before, and had but one passenger besides their driver.
In a little while they were abreast the leaders, and here they stayed
and could gain no farther. For George William laid on the lash, and
the road was good. On they went, the one stage running smoothly
on the hard road, the other swaying, bounding, rocking, among the
rocks and gullies. A little while they ran thus, and then the road
began to tell. Pike shouted triumphantly. Gregg, with despair in his
heart, watched with grief the loss of inch after inch. “What can I do?”
he groaned—and turning, he found himself face to face with Uncle
Hank. The reins dropped from his nerveless hands, and his face
went white.
“Give me a hand!” shouted Uncle Hank, and over the swinging
door he crawled on the seat—and Gregg perceived he was flesh and
blood. The old fire was in his eyes, he stood erect and loosened his
whip with his left hand easily as of yore. And then something else
happened. The line behind was scattered and strung out to perhaps
a mile in length, but every eye was on the racing coaches. They saw
the familiar figure of the old stage driver, saw him gather up the
reins; saw and understood that he had come back to life again, and
up and down that line went a cheer such as Paradise Bar will seldom
hear again. Uncle Hank sent the whip waving over the backs of his
beloved. “Nebuchadnezzar! Moloch! Rome! Athens! Come! No
loafing now. This is our road, our stage—and our camp is shouting.
Don’t you hear the boys! Ten years together, you’n me. Whose dust
have we taken? Answer me! Good, Athens, good—steady, Rome,
you blessed whirlwind. Reach out, Neb—that’s it—reach. Easy,
Moloch, easy; never mind the rocks. Yo-ho! Yo-ho-o-o! In we go!”
At the first words of the master, the four lifted themselves as if
inspired. Then they stretched lowly and ran; ran because they knew
as only horses can know; ran as his voice ran, strong and straight. In
three minutes they turned in ahead of the white horses and the
funeral stage. The race was practically won. Uncle Hank with the
hilarious Gregg alongside, drove into Meadow Lark ten minutes
ahead of all others—and Meadow Lark in its astonishment almost
stampeded. After a while the rest of Paradise Bar arrived, two of its
leading citizens, who had started out in a certain black stage drawn
by four horses, coming in on foot. They were quite non-committal in
their remarks, but it was inferred from a few words dropped casually
that, after the stage stopped, they lost some time in chasing the
driver back into the foothills; and it was observed that they were
quite gloomy over their failure to capture him.
“Oh, never mind,” said Morosin’ Jones, in an ecstasy of joy.
“What’s the good of cherishin’ animosity? Why, for all I care he kin
wear that red necktie now if he wants to”—then after a pause—“yes,
and the silk hat, too, if he’s bound to be a cabby.”
Uncle Hank was smiling and shaking hands with everybody and
explaining how the familiar motion of the stage had brought him out
of his trance. “I’m awful glad to have you here, boys; mighty glad to
see you. The hosses and me are proud. I’ll admit it. We oughter be.
Ain’t Paradise Bar with us, and didn’t we win two out of three, after
all?”—From The Black Cat, June, 1902, copyright by Short Story
Publishing Co., and used by their kind permission.
HUMOROUS DIALECT SELECTIONS IN POETRY
KENTUCKY PHILOSOPHY
By Harrison Robertson
You Wi’yam, cum ’ere, suh, dis instunce. Wu’ dat you got under dat
box?
I do’ want no foolin’—you hear me? Wut you say? Ain’t nu’h’n but
rocks?
’Peahs ter me you’s owdashus p’ticler. S’posin’ dey’s uv a new kine.
I’ll des take a look at dem rocks. Hi yi! der you think dat I’s bline?
I calls dat a plain water-million, you scamp, en I knows whah it
growed;
It come fum de Jimmerson cawn fiel’, dah on ter side er de road.
You stole it, you rascal—you stole it! I watched you fum down in de
lot.
En time I gets th’ough wid you, nigger, you won’t eb’n be a grease
spot!
Now ain’t you ashamed er yo’se’f, sur? I is. I’s ’shamed you’s my
son!
En de holy accorjan angel he’s ’shamed er wut you has done;
En he’s tuk it down up yander in coal-black, blood-red letters—
“One water-million stoled by Wi’yam Josephus Vetters.”
En I’s now gwiner cut it right open, en you shain’t have nary bite,
Fuh a boy who’ll steal water-millions—en dat in de day’s broad light
—
Ain’t—Lawdy! its green! Mirandy! Mi-ran-dy! come on wi’ dat switch!
Well, stealin’ a g-r-e-e-n water-million! who ever yeered tell er des
sich?
Cain’t tell w’en dey’s ripe? W’y, you thump ’um, en we’n dey go pank
dey is green;
But w’en dey go punk, now you mine me, dey’s ripe—en dat’s des
wut I mean.
En nex’ time you hook water-millions—you heered me, you ign’ant,
you hunk,
Ef you doan’ want a lickin’ all over, be sho dat dey allers go “punk!”
—Harper’s Magazine.
OH, I DUNNO!
Anonymous
Lindy’s hair’s all curly tangles, an’ her eyes es deep en’ gray,
En’ they allus seems er-dreamin’ en’ er-gazin’ far away,
When I ses, “Say, Lindy, darlin’, shall I stay, er shall I go?”
En’ she looks at me er-smilin’, en’ she ses, “Oh, I dunno!”
Now, she knows es I’m er-lovin’ her for years an’ years an’ years
But she keeps me hesitatin’ between my doubts an’ fears;
En’ I’m gettin’ pale and peaked, en’ et’s jes from frettin’ so
Ovur Lindy with her laughin’ an’ er-sayin’, “I dunno!”
T’other night we come frum meetin’ an’ I asks her fer a kiss,
En’ I tells her she’s so many that er few she’ll never miss;
En’ she looks up kinder shy-like, an’ she whispers sorter low,
“Jim, I’d ruther that you wouldn’t, but—er well—Oh, I dunno!”
Then I ses, “Now see here, Lindy, I’m er-wantin’ yer ter state
Ef yer thinks yer’ll ever love me, an’ if I had better wait,
Fer I’m tired of this fulein’, an’ I wants ter be yer beau,
An’ I’d like to hear yer sayin’ suthin’ else but I dunno!”
Then I puts my arm around her an’ I holds her close and tight,
En’ the stars away up yander seems er-winkin’ et th’ sight,
Es she murmurs sof’ an’ faintly, with the words er-comin’ slow,
“Jim, I never loved no other!” Then I ses, “Oh, I dunno!”
RORY O’MORE
By Samuel Lover
Then Rory, the rogue, stole his arm ’round her neck,
So soft and so white, without freckle or speck,
And he looked in her eyes that were beaming with light,
And he kissed her sweet lips;—don’t you think he was right?
“Now, Rory, leave off, sir; you’ll hug me no more.
That’s eight times to-day you have kiss’d me before.”
“Then here goes another,” says he, “to make sure,
For there’s luck in odd numbers,” says Rory O’More.
HOWDY SONG
By Joel Chandler Harris
“IMPH-M”
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