Script for Tifanny Wilson

Anjel Lingo – Lingo

HUMSS 11-A

(Scene 1)
*fixing my hair*
*someone whistling at me*
Oh what’s up money, you got a problem? What you lookin at my butt
for? Nah yo, hold my poodle, HOLD MY POODLE.
Ayo what’s up ya’ll got problem? Ya’ll want some of this? You want
some of this punk? WHAT? WHAT? BOY WHAT? I take the both of you!
He lookin at me like some kind of girl man….

Tiffany and Brittany checking in

*accidentally tripping and the pens fell*
Sorry um uh they’re new… Dr. Dorfman did an amazing job
OT: Hi! I need a credit card, please and some ID, please
*checking my bag*
Credit card? ID? I’m so freaking pissed!
OT: Oh ma’am I – I
First of all, I go to Dr. Dorfman, he totally messes up my nose job. I
asked him to make me look like Gwyneth Paltrow, I get off the surgery
table looking like a freaking Shrek! Then I get here, and Mr. Harper
makes me feel like I’m some dumb blonde with fake boobs going to a
Hugh Hefner party!
OT: I – I didn’t mean to offend you, it’s just protocol
I’m gonna have a BF! I wanna speak to your supervisor! Better yet, I’m
gonna write a letter! *writing while speaking* Dear Mr. Royal
Hampton, I am a white woman in America…
OT 2 : Ladies? Is there a problem here?
Yes!
OT: No! Sir there’s no problem
OT 2: These are two of our VIP guest, Issue them keys immediately.
VIP learn your acronyms!
(Scene 2)
OT: Look who just flew in, from the slums of Beverly Hills
Squeeze me? I’m sorry but uh I just saw your new video, yeah they had
a screening over at saks fifth avenue in the security office * laughing* a
klepthomaniac *laughing*
OT: Your Mother shops at saks
Oh my god, you wanna talk about mother, you wanna talk about
mother, It’s mother time! Ok your mother so dumb, she went to Dr. Dre
for a pap smear. Something wrong Dr. Dre my coochie is doing a
beatbox
OT: yeah well your mother so stupid she exercises when she could get
like, liposuction or something.
Your mother so old that her breastmilk is powdered, you breastfeed
like this *blows a powder*
OT: your mother is so like…she’s so
Your mother’s but is so hairy, it looks like Don King about to pop up and
say “only in America”
OT: Your mother so stupid that she goes into Gucci and she tries to buy
like fendi and stuff
OT 2 : Megan Heather, come on now girls is this any way to speak to
your party guests like that?
*They walked out*

(Scene 3)
*walking and suddenly someone stole my bag*
Oh my god, he got my gun and badge!
*running*
OT: geez lady, all that for a bag?
It’s not just a bag, It’s Prada.
*walks out*
*got in the car and listen while singing to music A thousand Miles by
Vanessa Carlton*