ASSIGNMENT -1

10 common things that happen in a desi home on a regular basis:

Growing up in a desi household all of us have seen and experienced many things which have become
such a norm if you are living in one such desi home. Let’s read about some common things that
happen in our desi home on a regular basis:

1. The mandatory sibling fight : No desi home is desi until there is a daily fight in between the
two siblings. Be it over a remote, a piece of cake or water bottle fill karne ka aaj kiska turn
hai?
2. Switching off the fan to wake you up: kitni baar hua hai ki you are annoyed subha subah by
the fact that your mother came to wake you up several times and when you didn’t, she
switched off the fan. Mean right? But that’s how your desi parents ninja technique works.

3. Expensive cookies and crockery for guests only: no matter how interestingly you bought
those tea cup set and aesthetic bowls with your mother, you are never getting to enjoy your
favourite Maggie aur chai in that. Basic desi home mai Tumhare liye sirf basic waale crockery
sets hai!

4. Waking up early in the morning? Congrates: If you’re one of those teenagers or adults who
has fixed his/her sleeping cycle and wakes up at 5, many congratulations on this victory.
Because in a desi home, subah jaldi uthna gains you a huge respect and admiration.
Kartavya, Pratishta, Anushasan you know.

5. Did you take a bath today? hostel life mai you ca survive 1-2 days without taking a bath but
in a desi home you cannot. It’s a sin, remember that. Otherwise get ready for your mummy
ke taane throughout the day.

6. You get older and younger according to their convenience: Nahi samjhe? Let’s see an
example. “Papa mujhe solo trip pe jana hai” beta tum abhi choti ho! “And all the other
things: beta you are old enough to handle this beta. Desi parents and their overprotective
nature!

7. Please don’t expect a privacy in your desi home: Ek dusre ko thodi si bhi privacy dena
doesn’t comes in a desi home living. How many of you have cried in the bathroom bachpan
Mei after getting scolded by your mother?

8. Relatives and societal pressure is real: Rishtedar important hai no doubt, but jaan se zyada?
they can’t say no to relatives and they tend to keep everyone pleased by their hospitability.
Toxic comparison is so normal in a desi home.

9. Plastic covering nahi hategi: Be it a show piece or a TV remote, they will never remove the
plastic over it. New furniture? New AC? new anything. Just keep it as it is kyuki “dust aa
jayegi uspe.”
 10. Comparison with others of your age: this is more of a ‘Janmsiddh adhikaar’ of our desi
families. That friend of yours cleared that government exam, right? that girl in our neighbour
is getting married. Apne Future ka kya socha?
ASSIGNMENET -2
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ASSIGNMENT-3 COMIC STRIPS

1)

BINI: HEY DEAR, INDI: OH WOW! BINI: OKAY DEAR!

WANNA EAT SOME MAKE ONE FOR ME

TOO THEN. 😉
I WOULD LOVE TO
HOME-MADE
EAT.
CAKE?

INDI: WAKT BADAL

DIYE, JAZBAAT

BADAL DIYE! ☹

2)

INDI : MAA YE KYA? KAL HI MUMMY: TUNE BHI TO KAL HI

TO BANA THA KARELA KHAYA THA KHANA , PHIR AAJ
GHAR PE! AAJ PHIRSE YAHI. REHNE DE.
INDI -0
MUMMY-1
ASSIGNMENT -4

Hey, I’m Anshika. I am a dentist by profession and pessimist by passion. Just kidding, I am a
pessimist in all ways. I like to watch movies but alone. I don’t believe in being cooperative but with
myself. how can a person spend his or her whole life with only one person. but as I am here, I
want to make it clear that I don’t believe in living together.

ASSIGNMENT- 5

1) RELATIONS :
SIBLING 1: Chal naa, Maggie party karte hai.
SIBLING 2: Pagal hai kya, sab jag jayenge.
YOUNGER SIBLING: haan to jo uthega use bhi khila denge Maggie, ab chalo kitchen mai
jaldi, bahut bhookh lagi hai.

2) DESI INIDAN HOME:

MUMMY: beta, what are you searching for ?
DAUGHTER: Aree Mumma, I kept a gulab jamun for myself when relatives came.
Ab mil nahi raha.
MUMMY: achaa.. tabhi mai sochu ek gulab jamun kam kaise.
ye le maine sambhal ke fridge mai rakh diya tha.

DAUGHTER: yaar kitni awesome ho yar mummy 😊

3) LOVE:
BOY: hey let’s go on a date today!

GIRL: but I have a meeting today dear ☹

BOY: yaar kabse due hai apni anniversary dinner date. Chal koi naa.
GIRL: acha ready ho jaayo !
BOY: Matlab? Teri meeting?
GIRL: Mail kardiya hai mam ko, she has accepted my request. It has been shifted to
tomorrow. Apne favourite restaurant chale?

BOY: Ab huyi naa baat 😊

4) GIFTING:
BROTHER : Aaj hi jaarhi hai wapas hostel ?
SISTER: haan, kyu? miss karega mujhe
BROTHER: Pagal hai kya? Celebrate karunga!
SISTER: Sudhar jaa. Acha chal Bye! I am getting Late.
BROTHER: Haan jaa jaa. Ye box leti jaa par.
SISTER: Bhai ye kya hai? mere liye gift laya hai tu?
BROTHER: Haan to? Ye skincare kit hai tere liye. jaa ab zyada khush mat ho, Bye.
SISTER: Kehna padega, you are the best bhai. Chal bye.
5) FRIENDSHIP:
FRIEND 1: TUNE LAST TIME MUJHE CALL KAB KI THI ?
FRIEND 2: YAAR SORRY NAA, BEEN SO STUCK IN WORK AAJKL . JAISE HI TIME MILTA HAI
MAI AATA HU MILNE.
FRIEND 1: REHNE DE. MILNE KA MAN HI NI KARTA NAA?
BADA AADMI HOGYA HAI TU.

FRIEND 2: ACHA YE BATA TU HAI KAHA ?

FRIEND 1: GHAR PE AUR KAHA .KYU?
FRIEND 2: TUJHE DOORBELL SUNAYI NAHI DETI ? BEHRA HAI ?
FRIEND 1: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? YOU ARE HERE . ABHI AAYA.
FRIEND 1: ETNI GAALI NAHI SUNNI BHAI. DEKH AAGYA NAA MILNE.