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ARYKAYONWABA:
UTHANDOI
WEGI
NSTA

Season1

Heyguys. .MynameisYonwabaZine.
..Il
iv
ein
Johannesburgwit
hmymom ndl i
ttl
ebrot
her.I
am 18nddoi ngmatr
ic .Mybrotheri
s16
doi
nggr ade10
Shortdescri
pti
onabtme:
I'
mver
yshor
t,bi
g
boobs, gotcur
ves

Ihave2best
iesNaledi
&Zoe(
gay
)..Ihopey
ou
wil
lenj
oymyst or
y
I
nser
t1

Tr
r(al
arm)Iwokeupndbrushedmyteet
hnd
washedthenIl
oti
onedt
henwentbacktomy
room ndwor emyski rt,
longsl eeveshi r
t,ti
end
mybl azer..Ispray edmyst raightupt henwent
totheki t
chen.If oundmybr oeat i
ngcor nflakes
thentookabowl thenpourf ormy selftoond
ate..Mybr owasl i
steni
ngt omusi cby
headphonest henIf ini
shedt henIr insedmy
bowl ndhist oo..Wewentoutndl ockedt he
doorsincemom l eftearl
y..Shei sanur seas
wewer ewal ki
ngIsawabl ackGTIf oll
owingus
btdidnotpayat tentiontoit. .Wer eached
school ndIsawmyhoes
Me:
Mybi
tches
Zoe:
Sfebe!
!
Ledi
:
Hoe!
!
Wewentt ocl asssincewewerewrit
ingourlast
paperforterm 4thenwestudi
edal i
ttl
e..The
ball
rang..thepaper scamendwewer ewr it
ing
Engli
shsowef ini
shedandat12:
00t heball
rangndev ery
oner anoutoft
heclassnddanced
cozbekukhal aGqom baba Wedanced
ndrippedouruni f
orm Cr azyri
ghtthenwent
homeaswewer ewal ki
ngIsawt hebl ackGTI
againbtdi dnotpayat t
entiontoi
tagai nso
whenwegothomeboom Myhousewas
packed..Mybr otherthrewapar t
yal lt
he
l
earnerswer ecomi ngwi t
hboozendmeat. .
Mom wi llbeangrybtheyi tsaparty..Mendmy
hoesjoinedin

GuysIam st
il
lnewso2mr
wIpr
omi
seIwi
l
l
wri
teanl
ongone
1Cont
inuat
ion

Thepart
ywaslityhoo Thepar
tywas
gonnaendat8pm bczmom getshomeat8:
30.
.
Iwassodrunk..Iwenttomybrohewas
chi
ll
ingwit
hhi
sf ri
ends
Me:
Brobestpar
tyev
er!
!_
Br
o:Si
swhat
'smyname?
Me:
Loser
Allhi
sfr
iendslaughedthenBoom mom got
home Yhooshedr oppedherbagonthefl
oor
thenwathuki
sa
Mom: Yheeysdengef utseki nmyhomeorel seI
will
killyouall!!Yhooev eryoneranoutoft he
housendIr ant omyr oom ndIhear dmom
shoutingbtIf ellasleep. .Iwokeuparound4am
yhoomyheadasspi nningeishMabhekandhi s
parti
es. .Iwasst illwearingmyr i
ppeduni f
orm
Zoe'sdoi ngsthenIcheckedmyphonendIsaw
a,messagef rom someoneIdon' tknowi si
thi
"Don'tdr i
nkagain. .Nightbabe"yheeythatwas
weirdbtwentt ot hebat hroom ndpeednd
washedt henlotionedIwor emypj sndwentt he
kit
chen. .Idr
ankpai nkil
lersIwenttosleepagain
..NowIwokeupndMabhekawaswat chi
ngtv
Me:
Dude
Ace:
Sis
Me:
What
'sf
orbr
eakf
ast
Ace:
Idon'
tknowbtl
et'
sbuypi
eatMgci
na'
s
shop
Me:
FineI
'
llgo
Iwentt omyr oom thenwashedagai nthen
l
otionedIthenwor emyj eanbum shor tndblack
sportbrandmybl ackpumapi sh-i
nsndspr ayed
myst rai
ghtupIwashotbaba Then
tookthemoneyndwentoutasIwaswal ki
ngI
sawt heblackGTIagai nndi tstoppedinfrontof
mendaguycameouty hoot hi
sguywasf ucken
hothewasay el
l
owbone, muscularndhada
cut..Hiswaswear i
ngjeanshor tndawhi t
e
vestndupsh-ins.Hel ookedmadndpul l
edme
tointothecarndl ockedt hedoort henhe
spoke
Guy
:WTFar
euwear
ing?
!!
Me:
Clot
hesduh
YhooheslappedmendIcriedndhepull
edme
tohi
schestndIstoppedndIaskedhi
mt ot
ake
mehomeonourwayhespoke
Guy:
MynameisLubabal
oMkhi ze.
.Iam 20
year
sol
dIownanlawf i
rm babe
Me:
Ohhcool
...Wepackedi
nfr
ontofmyhouse
t
hensai
d
Luba:
Don'
twearshortt
hingsagai
n..Idon't
wantppll
ooki
ngmyasset sthenheunlocked
thedoort
henIgotoutcryi
ngndheshout edmy
name..Iwentst
rai
ghttomyr oom
I
nser
t2

Lubabal
o

HimynameisLubabal
oMkhizeIam 20year
s
ol
dndIli
vei
nSandtonIam agangl
eaderIown
alawf i
rm ndIgotclubsndcompani esal
l
aroundtheworld.Afterbaberanint
oherhouse
IdrovehomendIgoti nndmyhomi eswer
e
dri
nkingbeereishzofangutywalaezisoIwent
tojoi
nthem itwas
Chumani ,
Zol
ani,Ay
abonga&Thabiso
Me:
Maj
i
tarIl
ostmyQueen
Zol
s:
Pussywhatdi
dudo?
It
oldthem t
hest
oryndt
heyl
aughedmxxm
i
diot
s
Thabs:
Giv
eherspacedawg
Chust
ar:
She'
l
lcomear
ound
Me:
Sur
ebhozza
Thenwedr
ankndwat
chedsoccer

Yonwaba
Iwokeupmyey eswereswollenndIwentto
washmyf acendt eet
hthenwenttothelounge
ndcookedsinceIam homeal onei
twasar ound
6pm.Thepotswer ereadyaround8pm ndno
oneishomeei shsoIdishedformysel
fthenate
Iri
nsedmybowl ndcal
ledAce
*
Conv
o*
Me:
Plzcomeback
Ace:
It
sfest
iveVi
rgi
nMar
y
Hesoundeddr
unk
Me:
Acemom hasn'
tcomehomeIam scar
ed
Ace:
Hahahaseey
ou2mr
w
Me:
Becar
eful
Ace:
Xap
Iwentt
obedndmyphoner
ang
*
Conv
o*
Me:
Hel
l
o
 :
Hyar
euYonwabaZi
ne?
Me:
Yeswhoi
sthi
s?
:Umm sorr
ybturmom wasinataxi
acci
dentndIam sor
ryshedi
dn'
tmakeit
Tear
sdr
oppeddownonmycheecksndIj
st
cr
ied

RI
PNosi
sekoGl
ori
aZi
ne
I
nser
t3

Yonwaba
WellIwon'tboreyouwi t
ht hepai nf
ul pat
hIhad
anywayitwas2mont hsaf terthefuneralnow
i
tsjstmendAce.Wel lIpassedmymat r
icbtI
can'
tconti
nuewi thschool.Why ?Becausemy
auntstookallt
hemoneymymom i nheri
tedfor
uswitchesbtAuntMav i
ssendsusmoneyev ery
monthndLubay hoondamgqi belangalami ni
.
West i
llstruggli
ngwithmama' sdeat hshamend
Igotaj obatSpuratt hemal lAcei sdoinggrade
11.Iwokeupndwashedt henbr ushedmyt eeth
ndwor emyuni for
m althoughitswast ightnd
shortthet imewas7am ndmyshi f
tstart
sat
8am.Iwentt othekitchenndmadepor ri
gdend
dishedf orusndat eitwasFr i
day .Acecamend
atethenr insedhisbowl ndlookedatme
Me:
What
?
Ace:
Doumi
ssher
?YazIhat
eherf
ami
l
y
Me:
AceIdoanddon'
twor
rymom i
swat
chi
ng
usi
nheaven
Ace:
Let
'smakeherpr
oud
Me:
Youknowi
t
Wef istbumpedthentorinsedmybowlthen
tookmybagt henwentoutndAcewentt o
school.Iwentt
ot hetaxi
rankndpl
ugged
earphonesIarr
ivedthengotint
hetaxi
ndt hi
s
guywasl ooki
ngatme
Me:
Sor
ryunengxaki
bhut
i?
Guy
:Nobtai
n'
tyoual
i
ttl
etowor
k?
Heesanay
abonakeri
ntoy
obuf
utshaneker
mxxm
Me:Mamelanzakukhulul
aesi
sisi
hlangu
ndi
kuqhwabengasov ha
Guy
:Yhooxol
osi
si
Me:
Nxx
Wear r
ivedeMallthenIwentt ospurndstart
ed
worki
ng.Iwascomi ngf r
om lunchbreakthen
Amberaskedmet oat tendtable4whenI
l
ookedupi twasLubabal ondsomegi rl
snd
guysIguessit
st heirgirl
fri
endsyhooIjst
wantedtodietherey esesIhat eAmberright
now
Me:
AmberIcan'
tgott
othatt
abl
enowpl
z
Amber
:Whyf
raand?
Me:
Longst
ory
Amber
:Go
Iwentt
othet
abl
ethenIgr
eet
ed
Me:
Eyguy
swhatcanIgety
ou?
Theyalll
ookedatmendyhooLubabal
owas
veryshockedndhel
ookedmadyheeylomf
ana
sana

Wi
l
lpostagai
nlat
erIam busybabi
es
3Cont
inuat
ion

Yonwaba
Ast
heywer
elooki
ngatmesomeguyspoke
Guy
:Damny
ouhotgi
rl
Luba:
Zol
fuckof
f
Guy
2:Hahaha
Luba:
Let
'sgoGent
s
Them:
Okay
Luba:
Hambanawebabe
Mxxm f
uckhi
mt henIatt
endedanot
hert
abl
e
t
henLuba'
sfr
iendslef
tbtLubacametome
Luba:
Whendoesurshi
ftend?
Ij
stlookedathi
m ndwhenIwasabtt
oleav
ehe
hel
dmyhand
Luba:
Plzt
ell
me
Me:
Ngo6br
uh
Hi
m:Sur
e
Hekissedmycheeckt henlef
tmyshiftended
thenIwenttotheparki
nglotndsawLubahe
cameupt omendhuggedmendIpul l
edoutnd
oureyesmetndweki ssedalongpassionate
kissnditf
eltsoogoodndhegr abbedmyass
ndl moanedafterawhil
eIpull
edoutndwentt o
i
nt ot
hecarndhedr ove
Luba:
Lookpl
zfor
giv
emeabtt
heot
herdayj
st
thatIl
ovey
oumakaboy
.Pl
zbemyQueenpl
z
bemyLubaKazi
Heesendi
ngumakaboysana
Me:
I'
l
lthi
nkabti
t
Hi
m:Okaybabe
Thenwear
ri
vedandhegotoutndopenedt
he
doorf
ormendhuggedmendIpull
edout
Luba:
Goodni
ghtbabeIl
ovey
ouv
ha
Me:
Okay
(Iwasbl
ushi
ng)
Thehegoti
nthecarnddr
oveawayndIwent
i
nsidewi
thabi
gsmi l
eonmyface.It
hinkIam
i
nlove
I
nser
t5

Luba
Idr
ovehomendwhenIgoti
nsi
deIsawLi
sa
wel
lLi
saismyex
Me:
WTFudoi
ngher
e?
Li
sa:
BabyImi
ssu
Me:
Yheeyf
ockmar
n
Thenshetookoffhergown.Shewaswear i
nga
l
inger
ieshelookedhotbtshedoesn'
ttur
nme
onli
kemyQueen
Me:
Plzgetout
Li
sa:
BtLuba
Me:
Fockmar
n!!
Shel
eftsoIat
ethenwentt
obedndcal
l
ed
makaboy
*
Conv
o*
Her
:Mhmm (
shewassl
eepy
)
Me:
Babei
tsmeLuba
Her
:OhhhhLubagot
osl
eepmar
n
Me:
Hahagoodni
ghtIl
ovey
oubabe
Her
:Il
ovey
out
oobabe
Me:
Wai
tdoest
hatmean?
Her
:YescanIsl
eepnow?
Me:
Hahaby
eRi
ri
Ihungupndsl
epthappy

Yonwaba
Iwokeupnddi dmypr ocessndwor eal ong
ti
ghtjumpsuitndflopsthenIwentt ocooknd
cl
eaned.Acewassl eepi
ngndIdi shedndate.
Lubaistaki
ngmeoutsoIwor emybl ackblock
heelndLubat ext
edmehi sout
sidet henIwent
outwandikhawulel
a
Luba:
Hai
kdwmakaboy
Me:
Nton?
Luba:
Lekesezam zi
vel
i
le
Me:
Masambebabe
Wewentt othecarnddroveandonourwaya
carf
rom nowherehitusfr
om theback
nday
obethaont hewindowthenIsawbloodnd
boom l
i
ghtsout

Wi
l
lpostl
aterbabi
es
I
nser
t6

Anel
e
OlarguysIam AneleZi
neIam 17nddoinggrd
11soi twaslatendmysisi
sn'
tbackIwonderI
waswaswat chi
ngTVndaknockcameIwent
toopenndi twasabuff
yguyndal i
tt
lescar
y
Guy
:UmustbeAce
Me:
Yeahwhoar
eu?
Guy
:Iam LubandIam y
oursi
ster
'sboy
fri
end
Me:
Ohhshei
snother
e
Luba:
YeahIknowcomewi
thmendy
ouwi
l
lsee
her
SoIl ockedwentt othecarnddr ovet
othi
s
beaut i
fulmansion.Wegott her
eandwentinthe
l
ounget hi
splaceisfuckedupsonndwhenI
gotther eIsawlotsofbuf f
yguysndgreet
ednd
wentupst air
stosomer oom ndIsawmysist
er
sleepingndhadabandageonherheadIwent
tohershewassl eepingpeacefull
y
Me:
Huzer
tngay
eTar?
Luba:
Caracci
dent
Me:
Sur
eTar
Wewentdownst
air
sndchatwi
tht
heguy
snd
heyt
heypr
ett
ycoolman

Luba
Af
tert
hecarhi
tusdr
ovefastt
omyhousend
pl
acedbabei
nmyroom ndIcal
ledt
hecr
ew
aft
er19minstheycameItol
dthem t
oat
tend
heraf
ter1hourSenzocamedown
Me:
And?
Senzo:Uzobagrandj
stunconsci
ousndneeds
restuzovuka2mrwboss
Me:
Sur
e
Iwentt omyr oom st ayedwi t
hhert henlateI
wentt opickhisbr oupcozheneedst oknow
thencamebackgav et hem spacendhecame
downndchatwi t
ht hecr ewat epizzandmustI
sayt hi
sboyi scool ndIwanthi mt obeinmy
crewndbeagangst erbtI '
l
lwaitmy bfew
weekst ot el
lbabendhi sbr othatIam a
gangsterndt heywi l
lgot ot rai
ning.
.Btfirstwe
needt ofindthisbastardwhohur tmywi fecoz
nomesseswi t
hmyQueent henwewentt o
sleep.Iwentt osleepwi thmyQueennddamn
sheisf uckenhotndt het hi
ngsIam goi ngt odo
toherbodyf uckhahahaIsl ept
Cont
inuat
ioni
scomi
ngr
ightupgent
snd
gent
sKazi
s
6Cont
inuat
ion

Yonwaba
Iwokeupi nthi
sbeauti
fulroom ndbabewas
sl
eepingnexttomendhewascut esoIkissed
hi
sl i
psndinaf ewsecondsher espondednd
openedhiseyesndgotont opofmendhe
grabbedmyasssendingbut terf
li
esinmy
stomachhishandswer eallovermehee
undenzanlomfanaherippedmycl othesoffndI
di
dt oothenremovedmybr andIwasl ef
twitha
pantyndwhenhewasabtt or emoveitI
stoppeditt
henhelookedatmewi thsmallred
eyesndsaid
Luba:
Anzokwenzant
otr
ustme
Me:
Okay
Thenki ssedmyneckt omyst omachandhe
remov edmypant yndheki ssedmykitt
ythen
hemuf f
edy hooi twasfuckenhotndIwas
moani ngsol oudndhemuf fedmeuntil
Icame
ndlickedmecl eanndhegotupndcamewi t
ha
clot
ht owi pemendhecamet obedndwe
cuddled
Me:
Babehowdi
dIcomeher
e?
Luba:
Wehadanacci
dentbti
tsokaynow
minxi
i
e
Me:
OkayIl
ovey
ou
Luba:
Il
ovey
out
oomakaboy

Wewokeupndwashedt oget
hernoLubandhe
woreshor
tsndav estndfl
opsndgavemea
t
runkndav estei
shtheywereti
ghtmarnndthe
t
runkshowedmyassndwentdownst ai
rswent
t
otheki
tchenwhenIgott
her
eal
ley
esonnd
mybroi
sthere
Me:
Amaj
i
tar
Zol
s:
Madam Luba
Ot
her
s:Hy
Weat ebreakf
astndLubakeptlooki
ngamend
helookedmadndwef i
nishedndIwashedthe
di
shesndLubat ookme&Br ohomethenkissed
goodbye

Weekspassedndme&Lubawer egoingst
rong
ndLubaputmetoschoolndIam doi
nglawsoI
wasatLubandIwassleepi
ngoverndwewer e
i
nbedtalki
ng
Luba:
BabeIam hungr
y
Me:
Goeat
Hi
m:Hungr
yforu
Me:
Arghhbabe
Luba:
Plzzzzzzz
Me:
Finebtbegent
lenduseacondom
Luba:
Don'
twor
ryI
'
llpul
lout
Hegotont opofmeki ssi
ngmyneckndIwas
wett henherippedmypj sndheki ssedme
downmyst omacht omyki t
tyt henhemuf fed
mey hooIwasmoani ngndIcamet henhe
l
ickedmecl eant hent ookoffhist runkndheld
myl egsinhisshoul dersndhet r
iedi nser
ti
ng
himselfndwedi dt hedeedr oughl yndhedi dn'
t
pulloutbtwef orgotwej stslept
I
nser
t7

Yonwaba
Welli
tsbeen2daysnowsinceIhadsexwit
h
baesoIwasathomealoneuLubadroppedme
offanhouragoi
twasaround8pm soIwas
eat
ingthenfi
nishedIwentt
othebat
hroom and
aknockcameIwentt oopensomescarybuffy
guywasstandingther
e
Me:
Nduar
e?
Guy
:Urwor
stni
ght
mar
e
Icl
osedthedoorhepusheditcl
osedI
scr
eamedndr antot
heloungebthetri
ppedme
ndputonthecouchndopenmyl egs
Guy
:Mhmm Iam gonnahav
ewi
tht
hisbody
Me:
Plzdon'
tpl
z!!
HekissedmebtIsl
appedhim ndhefel
lIr
anbt
heheldmylegndIfel
lhegotontopofmend
removedmyclot
hesIwascryi
ngthinki
ngwhy
me?
Me:
Hel
p!!Hel
p!!Pl
zIbegul
etmego!
!
Guy
:Shutup
WhenhewasabtinserthimselfAcecametook
hi
m of
fndtheyst
artedfight
ingndIheardagun
shotwaitwai
twai
twhoisshot.WhenIlooked
upitwasAcehefel
lonthefl
oorwit
hblood
comingoutofhi
sstomachandtheguywentto
thedoorndsai
d
Guy
:Tel
lBeastIwi
l
lgethi
m
Me:
Whoi
sBeast
?
Guy
:Yourboy
fri
endbabe
Ndthenhelef
tyheemarneversi
nceIdat
ed
Lubabadthi
ngskeephappeni
nganywayIran
tomyphonendcalledt
heAmbulancenditsai
d
i
tscomingndIcall
edLuba
Me:
Babe(
cry
ing)
Hi
m:Makaboywhat
'swr
ong?
Me:
HewashereheshotAceandt
ri
edt
orape
meplzcome(
cry
ing)
Hi
m:Shi
i
t!!OkayIam comi
ngbabehol
don
Me:
B..
..
a..
.b
Idi
dn'
tfi
nishmysent
encet
heni
twasl
i
ght
sout
onme✖

What
'sLubahi
dingf
rom me? Iwonder
7Cont
inuat
ion

Luba
Iwasathomewat chingTVndbaecal ledand
tol
dmet henews.Itookmycarkey sndIwent
toherhouseIgott herewhentheAmbul ance
wasabtt oleav
endIf ol
l
owediteishwhatam I
got osaytomakaboywegott ot hehospi
talnd
theyweretakeninsidetobeattendedIwaited
outsidebae'
sroom after2hoursthedoctor
cameout
Me:
Howi
sshe?
Doc:Wi
ll
befi
nebtsheissl
eepi
ngnow.
.
Nothi
ngiswr
ongwithher
Me:
Okayt
hanksdoc
Doc:
Sur
e
Iwenti
nsideIwentcl
oset
oherndpeckedher
l
ipsndstayedt
herewit
hher
Me:
BabeIam sor
ryIf
ail
edy
oubtIpr
omi
seI
'
ll
makei
tuptoyou
IwenttoAce'swar dndy hootherewere
machineshangi ngontopofhimt heboywent
str
aighttocomandi t
smyf aultf
uckIstayed
forawhilethencalledthecrewtomeetupat
thewarehouseIdr ovehomegott her
eatend
woremyal lblackndwentt othewarehouseI
gotthethewhol ecrewwast here
Me:
Gent
s
Them:
Boss
Me:
Souf
oundwhoi
twas?
Ay
lar
:Dudei
twasSnake
Thatsonofab*
tcht
hinkscanmesswi
thmeno
onemesseswi
thmyQueenndget
sawaywi
thi
t
Me:
Wher
eishenow?
Senzi
:
Itr
ackedhi
m ndhei
sathi
shouse
Me:
Graburgunsweki
l
li
ngt
hatbi
tch
Wedrovet
ohishousendshotal
ltheguardsnd
Iwentt
ohisr
oom ndhewassleepingIshott
he
cei
l
ingndhewokeup
Hi
m:Dudewhatt
hef
uckdouwant
?
Me:Dudeugonnapayf
orwhatudi
dtomy
Queen
Hej stl
aughedndIshothi m countlessti
mesin
hisbodyndheadt henwewentbackt othe
warehousendcl eanedour sel
vesndIdr ove
homewentt obedei shIgottatel
lbabeIhate
seeingherinthehospi t
albczofmendIhope
shewi l
lwantmeaf t
erItoldherIsleptwit
h
thosethoughts
Makaboy
I
nser
t8

Yonwaba
Iwokeupinawhi t
er oom ndIknewIam i
nthe
hospi
tal
IlookedaroundIsawLubaplayi
ngwit
h
myhand.AkandbonnobaIam awake
Me:
DudeIam hungr
y
Luba:
Babeuar
eawake
Me:
YeahndIam hungr
y
Luba:
Lool
Iboughtuf
oodher
e
Itookthef
oodndat
ewhi
l
eIt
oldhi
m what
happened
Luba:
BabeIam sor
ry
Me:
SouBeast?
Luba:
I'
l
ltel
lyouwhenwegethome
Me:
Mhmm.
.CanIseemybr
o
Luba:
Sur
ebt
Me:
Btwhat
?
Luba:
Hisi
nacomababel
ookhewi
l
lokay
YhooIcr
iedsanamamamustbeangr
yatmeI
fai
l
edmyl i
tt
lebr
o
Luba:
Gowashsowecangohome
HewentoutIwashedwor
emycl
othesLubagot
f
ormethenhecame
Luba:
Wannaseehi
m
Me:
Ewepl
z
Wewentt oAce'
swardndhelookedbadIj
st
cri
edIwentcl
osetohi
m ndIki
ssedhis
for
ehead
Me:
BroIam sor
ryi
tsmyfaul
tmay
bei
fher
aped
meyouwouldn'
tbeher
e
Ij
stbr
okedownndLubahuggedt
il
lIcal
m
downndwentout
Luba:
i
tsnoty
ourf
aul
tit
smi
ne
Me:
Whatdoumean?
Luba:
Let
'sgohome
Me:
Okay
Wewentoutnddr
ovet
ohi
splace.Wegott
here
andIat
epi
zzayummy thenwewatchedtv
Luba:
BabeIam sor
ryf
orwhathappenedt
ou
andAnele
Me:
It
sokayi
tsnoturf
aul
t
Luba:
Iti
sbabe
Me:
Whatdoy
oumean?
Lubal
etoutasi
gnndl
ookedaway
Me:
Babet
alk
Luba:
Plzdon'
tbeangr
y
Me:
OK
Luba:
BabeIam agangst
er

WhoawhoawhoaLubaagangst
er If
ell
in
l
ovewi
thagangst
er
I
nser
t9

Yonwaba
2day spastndIwasdischargedatthehospital
soIwokeupndLubawassl eepingIchecked
thetimeitwas5am soIkissedLubabthe
didn'
trespondsoIgotontopofhi m madesur e
thatmyki t
tywasontopofhi sdickthenI
start
edmov ingupnddownaf t
erawhi l
ehe
groanedndopenedhiseyes
Luba:
Madam uy
asi
nda
Me:
Mxxm
Thenweki
ssedndwet
ookof
fourPJst
henhe
gotontopofmet henhei
nser
tedhi
mselfndI
moanedinpleasur
endhegroanedbtei
shhe
wastoorough
Me:
AhhL.
..
u..
..
.b.
..
..
aahhhg.
..
e..
to.
.f
..
f!
!
Bae:
AhhhN.
.o.
.f
..
u..
c..
kahh
Thenwefini
shedndwenttowashndIlotioned
ndLubawenttowashndIwor emyclothesnd
hecameoutsmi l
ingndcametomewhenhe
wasabouttokissmeyhuuIgavehi
mt he
hott
estsl
apever!!
Luba:
Babewhatnow?
Me:
Youwer
erough!
!
Luba:
Babeal
okbendi
qini
sai
fokot
ho
Me:
I'
l
lki
l
lyou
Wewentdownstai
rsImadebreakf
astthenwe
at
ethenwewenttopickupAceatthehospi
tal
.
Wearri
vedndwenttohisndhewasready
Ace:
Biggi
euf
at
Me:
YhooIj
stcr
iedl
i
keI
'
vebeenbeat
enup
Luba:
Voet
sekkwedi
n
Acechuckl
edndapol
ogi
zedwewentt ohome
nowitwaslat
endIwasprepar
ingdi
nner
Luba:
Mabhekaweneedt
otel
lusomet
hing
Ace:
Okay
Me:
Don'
tfr
eakout
Luba:
LookIam agangst
erndt
hel
eaderoft
he
Devi
ouskil
l
ers
Ace:
What
!!Real
l
ydudesocool
hey
Luba:
Unotmad?
Ace:
NahIknewuwer
egangst
erbtIneeded
pr
oofbti
t'
scool
Me:
NdIam pr
egnant
Ace:
Iam gonnabeanuncl
e
Me:
Yesl
et'
seatnow
Idi
shedf
ort
hem ndweat
e
Luba:AceIwantut
ojoi
nthecr
ewnduwi
l
lgo
ontraini
ng
Ace:
Okaycool
socanImeett
hecr
ewt
oni
ght
Luba:
Kwedi
nuy
aphaphabtokay
Theyfini
shedndIwenttowashthedi
shesnd
theywentupstai
rsndcamebackweari
ngall
blackndLubagaveandiamondneckl
ace
Me:
Nchoot
hanky
oubabeIl
ovey
ou
Luba:
Il
ovey
out
oo
Weki
ssed
Ace:
Let
'sgo
Ibr
oketheki
ssndt
heyl
eftIwentupst
air
snd
some1cover
edmymouthndli
ghtsout

#QueenDev
ious
8cont
inuat
ion

Yonwaba
Me:
WowLubawow!
!
LubaIam sor
rybabepl
zdon'
tl
eav
eme(
cry
ing)
Me:OkaybabeIwi
l
lnev
erl
eav
eyouIl
ovey
ou
babe
LubaIl
ovey
out
omakeboy
Wecookedndat
ethenwentt
osl
eep

TwoweekspassedndAcewasbet t
erasf orme
IwouldhavenightmaresbtLubawas
support
ive Sot odayIwokeupndIf eltsi
ckso
Iwenttovomitndr i
nsedmymout hwashednd
woremycl ot
hesndpr epar
edbr eakfastnd
wokeLubandIwentdownst ai
rs.Lubacame
downlookinghandsomendki ssedmycheeck
Me:
Her
eisurf
oodbabe
Luba:
Thanksbabe
WeatendIwaseatingy
oghur
tmixedwit
h
mayonnai
seIf
eltl
i
kesome1islooki
ngatmeI
l
ookedup
Luba:
Babear
euokay
?
Me:
Yeswhy
Luba:
Sieswhatar
eueat
ing
Me:
Foodduh*
rol
l
ingmyey
es*
Luba:
Ndakhabaker
Me:
Lol
xol
obabe
Wef i
nishedndhetookmetoschoolndwe
kissedndwentoutschoolwaslongt
henIt ook
at axitothehospi
tal
toseebr
ondIar r
ivednd
wast oldhiswardbe4Igothi
swardIfeltdi
zzy
thenf aint
ed
Lubabal
o
Iwaschill
i
ngwit
htheguy sIgotacal
l f
rom the
hospi
talndwastol
dthatBaewasadmi t
tedI
j
umpedndwentmycart heguyswereshout i
ng
mynameIdon'tgiv
eaf uckabtthem Idrove
l
ikeamadmanIar ri
vedndIwast ol
dherwar d
soIstoodbyi
tcozthedoctorwasbusywi th
heraf
ter20minshecameout
Me:
What
'swr
ongwi
thher
?
Doc:
Nothingbtshemusteathealt
hyndshei
s3
weekspregnantcongr
atul
ati
onssi
r
Me:
Thanky
ou
YhooIwassoohappyndIshouted"Mywifei
s
pregnant
"ndpplstar
edndl
aughedother
swere
cl
appingthei
rhands
Iwentt
oherwar
dndshewassmi
l
ingatme
Me:
Babethankyouf
ormaki
ngmet
hehappi
est
manint
hewor l
d
Her
:Whatar
euonabtbabe?
Me:
Babewepr
egnant

Yonwaba
ThixoLubawi
llal
waysonmycasey
hooIam
deadIam DEAD!!
!!
!!
!!
!!
!!
!!

sor
ryf
ordi
sappear
ingIhadal
ongday
9cont
inuat
ion

Lubabal
o
Wewentt othewarehousenoAcendyheeyl
e
ntwanayathet
hamar nwearri
vedndal
lmy
fr
iendswerether
e
Me:
OlarGent
s
Them:
Sur
e
Me:
Iwantut
omeetournewmembermaj
i
tar
Zol
s:
Ayekxehuzer
twaf
akal
ait
eeaphangku?
Me:
Mxxm Zol
smar
n
Thabs:
Aykancaneasohl
alanel
ait
eet
hina
Chust
ar:
Mxxm kancanemaj
i
tarmar
n
Ace:
EkxeTarIt
houghtusai
dwemeetingur
cr
ewnotooMamabecaweabathanda
ut
hetha
Me&Chust
ar:
Ay
lar
:Kwedi
nunesbi
ndi
Ace:
Ha.
aTarndi
negi
l
a
Me&Chust
ar:
Zol
s:
Jongal
ait
enzok.
.
Me:
Voetsek!!Heisi
nnddon'
tmakemeangr
y
ndgi
vehim achancemar
n
Them:
Sur
eTar
AsIwasabtt
ospeakmyphoner
angbti
twasa
pr
ivat
enumber
Me:
Sho
?
?:Awwi
sn'
tthemi
ghtBeast
Mxxm i
twasmyenemyDragonImeanwewer
e
enemi
essi
ncet
heageof17
Me:
NtonDr
agon?
Drag:
Yazurgi
rl
fri
endi
sver
ybeaut
if
ulndImean
l
ookatthoset
highsndass
Me:
Touchherndudead
Hi
m:By
eBeast
y
HehungupIt
hrewt
hephoneont
hewal
l
Me:Mywif
eiskidnappedbyDragonl
ookt
rack
herdownbyhernecklaceAy
lar
Hi
m:Sur
e

Anhourl
aterhecameback
Ayl
ar:Iknowwher
eshei
s..Shei
sinhi
s
warehouse
Me:
Okayher
eist
hepl
an
It
oldt
hem t
henwewer
eready
Me:
Aceur
eadysar
n?
Ace:
TarIwasbor
nready
Wewentt oourcarsnddr ovetohiswarehouse
thenwear ri
vedndwet ookouttheguardswe
wentinsidehaikergunshotszaydl
alel
abtIwent
wherebabewasatndIpi ckedher
eupf or
uDragonhewasn' theremxm cor wardIput
hereinthecarndIdr ovehomendIpl acedher
i
nt hebedndIki ssedherf or
eheadndIslept
nexttoherholdinghertummy

Yonwaba
Iwokeupnextt
obabendhewassl
eepingnd
mymemor ycamebackhai
marnwhat
happenedallIr
ememberIwascover
edmy
mouthndlightsoutonmeIwokeupLuba
Me:
Lubav
uka
Luba:
NtoneksenYonwaba
Hewasst
il
lsl
eepi
ngndIsl
appedhi
m he
j
umpedupndhegotontopofme
Luba:
Ntonngxaky
akho
Me:
Awuf
unv
uka
Luba:
Mamel
adon'
tdot
hatmar
nokay
Me:
Mhmm
Luba:
Nowsl
eepI
'
llexpl
ainl
ater
Me:
okay
Wedozedof
f
I
nset10

Yonwaba
IwaswokenupbyLuba mxxm
Me:
Yint
onmar
n?
Luba:
Wakeupi
ts13:
38ngkut
shi
n
Iwokeupsatst
rai
ght
Me:
Tel
lmewhathappened?
Het
oldmeev
ery
thi
ng
Me:YheeLubaIam sur
enextt
imeIam gonna
di
e
Luba:
BabenoI
'
llf
ixi
t
Me:YouknowIam t
ir
edofy
ourl
i
feokayLuba
pl
zleavethi
sli
fe
Luba:
Iwi
l
lbtnotnowokay
Hecalmedmedownthenwewenttoeatnd
washedndchi
ll
edal
ldayt
alki
ngabt
Pr
incess/
Boy

Weekspassedndmont
hsdi
dIwas4mont
hs
pregnantndIwascar ryi
ngt winsndt heywere
boysei shndImetLuba' sshei ssucha
sweethear t ndhersi steryhooshei sapaini
n
theasssot hismor ningIwokeupal oneLuba
hadami ssiony ester
daysoIwentt owashnd
l
ot i
obedwor emyt i
ghtdustypi nkdresswith
sli
ppersndspr ayedmyst r
aightt henIwentto
thekitchenIgott her
eMi nentle(Luba'
ssist
er)
madebr eakfastsoweat einsi l
entcozwedon' t
getalongndshekeptsmi l
ingbtIdi dn'
tmind
hersowef inishedndIwentt omyr oom ndshe
wentt othemal lthenIfel
tashar ppaininmy
stomachandbl oodbetweenmyl egsndI
screamedbczi twassoopai nf uloneofthe
guardscamendcar r
iedmet ot hecarIt
oldhim
thathemustcal l
Lubahenodded

Someti
meIwokeupndLubawasnexttome
hi
seyeswer
eredl
ooksl
i
kehewascrying
Me:
Luba
Hi
m:St
handwasam
Me:
What
'swi
thurey
es?
Hi
m:Babel
ookIlov
eyouokayndwei
nthi
s
t
oget
herndthi
swil
lpass
Me:
Babewhat
'swr
ong?
Hi
m:Wel
ostt
heki
ds
Me:
Nononononono
ThenItouchedmystomachandi twasf
latthen
IknewIlostmybabi
es.Ibrokedownndcried.
Lubahuggedmendbr ushedmyback

That
'showIl
ostmybabyboy
s

I
nser
t11

Luba
Me:
BabeshhhIam her
eIam sor
ry
Ihuggedhert
ightt
hent
hedoct
ori
nter
ed
Doc:
Mor
ning
Us:
Mor
ning
Doc:
Okaysoi
tseemst
hatt
hebabi
essuf
fer
ed
fr
om apoi
son
Me:
What
!!
Her
:Wai
twhatdoumean?
Doc:
Wel
lthepoisonmustbesomet
hinguat
eor
dr
ankndthatki
l
ledurbabi
es
Me:
OhhhOKdoc
Doc:Wel
lIam di
schar
gingubtMam t
akei
t
easyokay
Me:
Shewi
l
l
Her
:Whatdi
dIdot
odeser
vet
hisIam cur
sed

Me:
Baegowashndwehav
etogo
Her
:OK
Thenshewentt ot
heBathroom Iwasfuri
ousI
can'
tbel
i
ev esheki
ll
edmyboy ssoshef i
nished
ndwewentt othecarnddrove,ontheroadwe
werequi
etndIkeptlooki
ngatherbczIam
gonnaki
llher

Li
sa(
Luba'
sEx)
Heyt hereIam surey ouknowmeasLuna' sex
wel lmendLubadat edfor4y earsndhis
mot herl i
kedmendhi ssi st
erMinentl
ereall
y
ador edmewhent hatbitchcamet oLuna'sl
ifeI
didn'thav ethechancet oapologisetoLubafor
cheat ingndf i
xourr el
ationshi
psoMend
Mi nent l
ecamewi t
hapl ant oki
ll
edthose
babi esndi twil
llooklikeshekill
edthem soI
calledEnt l
et ocheckourpl anisworking
*
Phoneconv
o*
Me:
Babessoar
etheydead?
Her
:Yesndl
ookIhav
eapl
an
Me:
Okayt
alk
Her:WellwhentheyarehereIwillst
artan
argumentthatshekill
edthebabiesbtBhuti
mustnotbear oundsoIwi ll
takeoutmygunnd
shootmy sel
fndt hr
owi tt
ohersot hatBhut
i
canbr eakupwithheryouwi l
lhavehimto
yourself
Me:
Wowt
hat
'sagr
eatpl
anOkayIgot
tago
Her:
Bye
Lool
thatbi
tchi
sgonnasuf
fer

Yonwaba
Wear ri
vedhomendIwentupst ai
rsndLuba
fol
lowedmendhel ookedangr
yndmyt ear
s
couldn'
tstopcomingoutsoIsatonthebednd
Lubastandinfrontofme
Hi
m:Souhav
ethener
vet
oki
l
ledmybabi
es
Me:
What
!!
Hi
m:Yesy
ouki
l
ledmybabi
es
Me:
Idi
dn'
tursi
sterki
l
ledmybabi
esbczshei
s
t
heonewhogavemef ood
Asl
apcamendanot
hercamendt
ear
sdr
opped
Hi
m:Youcal
l
ingmysi
sterawi
tch!
!
Me:
Yessheki
l
ledmybabi
es
ThenLubasl
appedmesohar
dIf
ell
onhe
ground
Hi
m:Iam goi
ngout,
youdi
sgustmenxxx
Me:
Lubawai
tpl
z
Ij
stcriedndcr
iedthi
nkingwhatdidIdoto
deser
v ethi
sndthatwit
chcamei nther
oom
l
aughingndsaid
Her
:Youwi
l
lregr
etcal
l
ingmeawi
tchbi
tch!
!
Thenshewal
kedoutndIj
stcr
ied
I
nser
t12
Yonwaba
Ireal
l
ygotangrywhenshewentoutsoIgotup
ndwentdownst ai
rstof
aceherIwenttothe
ki
tchenndIstr
angledherndshekickedmeon
myst omachandIslaphershefell
downthen
shegotupndr anawaytotheli
vingndshetook
herbagtookoutagunfuck!!
Me:
Ohhsonowuwannashootmebi
tch
Her:
HoneyItoldyouthaty
ougonnar egr
et
cal
li
ngawitchthensheshothersel
fndwhil
e
shewasfal
lingshethrewtheguntomend
Lubacamein
Luba:
WTF!
!
Her
ushedt
oherpi
ckedherup
Luba:
I'
l
ldeal
wit
hyoul
ater
Herushedhert
othehospi
talaf
ter2hour
sI
wassit
tingont
heedgeofthebedLubacamei
n
Luba:
Youf
ir
stki
l
ledmybabi
esnomysi
ster
Me:
BabeIdi
dn'
t
Thenhesl
appedmesohar
dIsawst
air
snd
bl
oodcameoutmymouth
Me:
LubaIswear
Luba:
Packy
ourcl
othesIam t
aki
ngy
ouhome
i
tsover!
!
ThenhewentoutsoIpackedmyclothescryi
ng
ndIwentdownstai
rsndLubacal
ledanuberI
wenttotheuberndi
tdroppedmeinfrontofmy
housendtookmystaffndwenti
nAnel ewas
watchi
ngTVwhenhesawmehegotupnd
cametome
Hi
m:Si
swhathappened
Ij
stcr
iedndAnelej
sthuggedmendbr
ushi
ng
myback.ThankGodformybrot
her

Li
sa
SoIhear
dMi nni
eisi
nthehospi
tal
soIdr
oveto
Luba'
shousewhenIgotther
eLubawascr
ying
Hi
m:Whatdoy
ouwant
?!!
Me:
You!
!
Irantohim ndki
ssedhi
m ndthingsgotheated
upndwehadsexndIknowhewi ll
staybczI
wenttoasangomandi tgav
emesomet hingto
applyonmycookiethenhavesexwi t
hhim nd
hewi l
lbeminefor
ever

Yonwaba
It
sbeen2mont hsnowIhav en'
tseenLuba
worsethingIst
il
llovehim bthehurtmeshame
soIwokeupndpr eparedforworkohhsoIgot
myj obbackatSpursoIwor emyshor tt
ight
unif
orm sowenttot hekit
chenIgotther
eAce
waswal ki
ngoutthisgirl
Me:
Stopf
ucki
ngdi
ff
erentgi
rl
sgetal
i
fe
Hi
m:YheeyIam st
il
lyoung
Weat eIwenttocatchataxiwel
litwasa
SaturdaysoIgottoworkndstar
tedaftera
whileIwasgivenatabl
endIlookedatitandit
wasLubaki ssi
ngagirlndhi
sfri
endsmyhear t
brokebczIstil
ll
ovehim any wayIwentt o
serve
Me:
HowcanIhel
pyouwi
th?
Theyal
llookedmendLubaandhisfr
iends
wereshockedthenLubagotupl
ooki
ngangry
ndheshouted
WHYAREYOUWEARI
NGSHORTCLOTHES?
!!
Heeeehai
sanat
hisguyuy
any
amanj
e

#Yonwaba
I
nser
t13
Af
terheshout
edIj
stcri
edbczIwashur
tndal
l
whatheddtomejstcame
Luba:
BabeIam sor
ry
Me:
Angobabewakhomna
Gi
rl
:Si
siuy
angxol
apl
zleav
e
Zol
ani
:
Fut
sekLi
samar
n
Thabi
so:
IzaphaYonwaba
Heopenedhisar
msIj stthr
ewmy sel
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her
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Ohhhshecangohomendcomeback
2mrw
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:
Thanky
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la:
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Li
sa:
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l
ledurboy
s
Thabs:
Lisay
oubi
tchgonow!
!
Li
sa:
Yheeyt
hisi
smyma.
.
Luba:
Lisav
oet
sekmar
n!!
Li
sacr
iedandr
anaway
Me:
Ifor
giv
eyouLuba*
Sni
ff
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Luba:
Thanky
ousomuchbabeIl
ovey
ou
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oobtcanugi
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OKmakaboy
Ay
lar
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Ngaml
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ookmehome

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Iam sohappyBaef
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!!
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sa:
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housendnevercomeBACK! !
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l
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smessndtakeandburnLi
sa'
sbody
ndIwenttowashndslept

Yonwaba
SoThabst
ookmehomendwewentinsidend
satont
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iesndAnel
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Thabs:
What
!!
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z
Me:
Ohhf
ineusuchanpai
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Thabs:
Voet
sek!
!
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ngathim ndhe
l
ookedlikeAceuwoul dsweart
heyarebr
others
btIdi
dn'tmindthatsowewatchedthemovie
eat
ingjunkfood

#Yonni
e_Ka_
Luba
13Cont
inuat
ion

Thabi
so
Heyther
eokayIam Thabi
soJamesIam a
doct
orndagangst
erIdon'tknowmypar
entsI
wasadoptedbyawhi tecoupletheyrai
sedme
wel
lbttheyl i
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ual
lylooksl i
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l
i
nvest
igatebczwehav ethisconnect
ionsoI
wokeupki ssedli
lsisndIwentdownst air
ssaw
Ace
Me:
Kwedi
nbut
aki
l
e?
Ace:
AyTarkhoy
eke
Me:
Seey
oul
aterneh
Ace:
Sur
e
Wef
istbumpedndIdr
ovehome

Yonwaba
Iwokeupi
nbedndal
onendIsawmi
ssedcal
l
s
zi
kaLubasoIcal
l
edhi
m
*
Conv
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Babe
Hi
m:Myl
ove
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Unj
n?
Hi
m:Notgoodbabe
Me:
What
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ong?
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m:Canuspendt
heni
ghtatmyhouse?
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Okaybabe
Hi
m:Thanksby
eIl
ovey
ouOK
Me:
Il
ovey
out
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SoIwokeupndthenwashedndwent
downst
air
sIsawAnel
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Me:
Babybr
o
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lmeudi
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thThabs
Me:
NopeIdi
dn'
tchi
!!
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m asabr
other
Me:
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oonduguy
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i
ke
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Nawei
fananay
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heardacarhootndIwentoutndLubaopened
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Luba:
Fuck!
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ookaty
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vingnditwas
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wasplayi
ngndthetabl
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alked
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eri
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sterIam sor
ry
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It
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nebabel
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:If
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rmot
her
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Guy
:Shedi
edboss
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omor
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SouthAfri
ca

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LubakaYonni
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I
nser
t14

Yonwaba
Iwaswal
ki
ngi naforestt
henIsawMom she
l
ookedworr
iedthou
Me:
Mom!
!
Mom:
Babepl
zfor
giv
ehi
m okay
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Whomom?Luba?
Idi
dnj
ena
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orgi
vehi
m heneedsy
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i
ke
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m
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eltshaki
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ng
ndLubawaslooki
ngatme
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Honeyur
ight
?
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ove
Luba:
Okayl
et'
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ssedmyf
oreheadndwesl
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so
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ngnearatreendIl
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ful
womancameshel ookedli
keYonwabanda
l
it
tl
ebitli
keme
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:Babypl
zfor
giv
ehi
m okay
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WhoMa?
Ndwhoar
eu?
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Iam urmom Iam anangel
nowsol
i
sten
f
orgi
vehim okaysanalwam
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art
edwal
ki
ngaway
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Wai
tpl
zmom!
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sf el
ldowntheshevani
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ngndIwasdr eami
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Mom!
!
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Babypl
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hurli
fe
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orgi
vewho?
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ovey
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zfor
giv
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hi
m
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tedwal
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ngItri
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Mom!
!!
!
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ewokemeup(
Mygf
)ndIwas
sweat
ing
Bae:
Arey
ouokay
?
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Yeahl
et'
ssl
eep
Her
:OkayIl
ovey
ou
Me:
Il
ovey
out
oo
Thenwesl
ept

Yonwaba
Nextmor ni
ngIwokeupndchi ll
edwi thLubabt
l
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wentinsi
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outonme.Iwokeupwi thamassi veheadache
ndIlookedupndsawAcendThabi so
Thabs:
Arey
ouokay?
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Yes,
wher
ear
ewe?
Anel
e:Idon'
tknowbtwewer
eki
dnappedt
oo
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Thabi
soanyi
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ound40'
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l
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Him:Mypreci
ousjewel
s,t
henhesmi
l
edndwe
openedoureyes

Iwonderwhoi
sthi
sguynow

#LubaKazi
i
ey
I
nser
t15

Yonwaba
Dad:
Geti
n!!
Wewenti
nndwesatdown
Dad:
Tal
k!!
Me:Wel
lIwaswal
ki
ngndIgotl
ostndsoIam
her
enow
Dad:
IAM ASKI
NGFORTHELASTUBUPH!
!?
Me:Geezdaddydon'
tshout Iwentt
omy
boy
fri
end
Dad:
Argghpr
incesscomeher
e
Iwentt
osi
tnextt
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m
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cry
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sjstthat
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sboysIlove
youbabendl ooky oudon'
thavetoli
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astlyuxel
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ngy ou
ontimeokay
Me:
OkaydaddyIl
ovey
out
oo
Dad:
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sgoeatuAcei
sinhi
sroom hi
s
gr
ounded
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Hahahawhy
Dad:
Hest
olemyFer
rar
i
Me:
Hahahaha
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odinnerndwekissedgoodni
ghtndI
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osl
eepndbabecal
led
Hi
m:Mybeaut
if
ulbeast
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Ha.
anababendnguBunny
Hi
m:Nopdi
durdadt
alkf
orbei
nghomel
ate?
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Yesbtheaccept
edourr
elat
ionshi
p
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Babey
oumywi
feokayIl
ovey
oupunki
e
okay
Me:
YesbabeIl
ovey
ou
Hi
m:Il
ovey
out
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Me:
Sweetdr
eams
Hi
m:Candydr
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f

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Asy
ouknowguy
sIl
oveYonwabav
erymuchnd
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ghtIwentto
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ri
vedndwedr ank
whiskey
Hi
m:Soy
ougonnamar
rymyonendonl
ybaby
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Wel
lyeahBr
aX
Him:Okayl
istenBeasti
fyoueverhur
tmybaby
orlayahandonherIwillmakeyourmotherone
ofmysexsl avesndIwil
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YesBr
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Hi
m:Goodt
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meursur
pri
se
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oldhi
m nddr
ovehomendIsl
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Iwokeupndwashedwor
emyol
i
vegr
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t
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ixed
myhairndwentdownst
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snddaddywas
eati
ngndIj
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m
Me:
Mor
ningdaddy
Him:
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incesslookher
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dourhai
rndgot othesparndbebackby19:
00
okay
Me:
Okaydaddy
Itookt hecardnddaddydr oppedmet othere
mal lsoIgottheandwhenIwaswal ki
ngsome1
camendgav emear osendwentawayIt r
ied
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nghim bthejstwalkedawaysoIwal kednd
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ngf r
om
whoIshoppedndIwentt othesalonndal ady
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tsdaddy '
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vercameIgot
homendar ri
vednoonewashomeIwentt omy
room sawapr esentndalet
terIopeneditandit
wasabl ackt
ightdressndar edplat
form nd
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etter
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ourdr
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heresoonIl
oveyoubabe
Fr
om:
Luba
Iworemyclothesndfi
xedmymakeupndIwas
sl
aying Iheardacarhootndwentoutwe
spedtooneofLuba'shotel
sndIgotoffndt
he
dri
vergav
emear osendIwentinsi
dendIsaw
alett
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l
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l
otsofrosesndbeautiful
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ndt herewasnoonethen
some1clearedhisthr
oatIt ur
nedndLubawas
onhisknee
Bae:
Wil
lyoumar
ryme?

Goodni
ghtmybeaut
if
ulbeast
s
14Cont
inuat
ion

Aswewer
elooki
ngatt
hismanThabi
sospoke
Thabs:
Whot
hef
uckar
eu?Ndwhyar
eweher
e?
Guy:
Canuplzgetupndf
oll
owmeIwi
l
lexpl
ain
ever
ythi
ng
Hehadasorryfacesowest
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l
owed
hi
mt oabeauti
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cewesatdownhesat
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omendAce&Thabsopposi teus
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yforapproachingu
guyslikethi
sIwantt oapologi
zefornotbeing
thereinyourli
vesespecial
lyyouThabs..Iam
XolaniZineIam yourfat
her
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What
?Wai
tnono
Ace:
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herbtTarThabshow
comewedidn'tknowhi
m?
Dad:Wellaft
erThabisouwerebornuwer e
ki
dnappedwel ookedever
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ki
ll
edt hepersonthatki
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chi
ldrenplzforgi
veme
Thabs:
Ili
vedint
hestr
eet
sDad!!Noonecar
ed
abtmeIsleptwi
thanemptyst
omach!!
Ace:
Dadwhyddul
eav
eus?
Dad:
Ihadtoprot
ecty
out
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manplzfor
giv
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ncessf
orgi
vemepl
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Me:
Idodaddy
Thabs:
Met
oo
Ace:
Met
hree
Weal l
laughedthenhetookushomendI
cookedweat echil
l
edthenwenttosl
eepIsl
ept
ver
yhappyt oni
ght

Lubabal
o
Iwassl eepi
ngndmyphonerandIcheckedthe
I.
Dndi twasYonwaba'
sbodyguardwellt
her
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arepeoplewhoguardYonwabathatYonwaba
doesn'
tev enknowsoIanswer
ed
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What
'swr
ong?
!
Hi
m:Bosswel
lIgotnewswellIdon'
tknow
whet
hert
heyaregoodorbad
Me:
Tal
kdammi
t!
!
Hi
m:Yonwabafoundherf
atherndi
tsBr
aX
f
rom TheDemons
Me:Waity
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yone
fear
sndthe1stmostf
ear
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Afri
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!
Hi
m:Theonendonl
y
Me:
Fuck!
!Okayseeu
Hi
m:Xap
Idroppedthecal
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ofthatguyheishear tl
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howIam gonnaf uckherwhenIseeher

Yonwaba
Iwokeupnextt
odaddywel
lIsl
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thhi
m
bczhesaysIam hisbabybtAneleis Iwent
tomyr oom ndwashedwor eaddi
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withmyAdidaskicksIwenttoprepar
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breakf
astndIwoket hem al
lupndweat e
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yourcl othes
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Luba'shouseIgott herehewasont heshower
soItookof fmycl othesndIopenedt heshower
doorthenhet urnedt ol ookatme
Hi
m:Beast
Kazi
Me:
Beastwam
Hi
m:Wozal
a
Ilaughedndwehad2r oundsintheshower
thenwenttothebedndhad7ot herroundsndi
t
wasper f
ect wel osttr
ackofti
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housendwest oodinthecor
ner
Hi
m:Il
ovey
oumybeaut
if
ulpanda
Me:
Il
ovey
out
oomyt
iger
Weki
ssedndIgothomendwhenIwasabout
t
oopenthedoordaddyopenedi
t
Dad:
WHEREDOUCOMEFROM?
!!
Me:
Ummmhhmm

Beast&Beast
Kazi
I
nser
t16
Yonwaba
Ij
ststoodthereImeanInev erthoughtLuba
wastell
ingthetr
uthwhenhesai dhewill
marry
meIlookedathimi nhistuxedolooki
ng
handsomendhot manIam onel ucky
womanany waytearsfell
downonmycheecks
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Yesbabey
esI
'
llmar
ryy
ou
Thenheputt
her
ingonmyf
inger
Luba:Youhvemademet
hemosthappi
est
personal
iv
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Thenweki ssedndmani twassogoodndhe
grabbedmyass damnIgotwetndt he
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atulat
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Bae:
Mywi
fe
Me:
Cor
rect
ionFi
ance
Bae:
Wahl
any
ayoumywi
fewena
Me:
Daddykagi
rl
Bae:
MommykaBoy
Me:
Il
ovey
oundt
hanky
ou
Bae:
NoneedIl
ovey
oumor
ebabe
Thepart
yendedndwewenthomewewentto
thebedr
oom ndLubahel
dmywai
stndl
ooked
atme
Luba:
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l
lyout
oni
ght
Hethenki ssedmendst art
edtakingoffmy
cl
othesndIdi dthesame.Wear ebothnaked
ndhepl acedmeont hebedndki ssedmyneck
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andsoftmoansescapedmymout ht
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i
nsideitmanhemuf f
edmesoogoodIdi dn'
t
wanthimt ostopIheldhisheadndpushedit
deeperthenmyj ui
cecamet henhekissedme
totast
emy selfndherubbedBeastonmynunu
wellhecall
shisdickBeastt
henhei nser
ted
himselft
henwenti nouti
nasl owl
ypacendi t
wasmagi calndIwasmoani ngndhiswas
groani
ng
Me:
Aaahhhbabeahhhhh
Hi
m:Aaaahhhy
esesahhhhh
Thenhestar
tedgoi
ngfastndr
oughokaynow
thathur
ts Ifel
thisdi
ckonmystomach
Me:
AhhhL_
U_B_
AAhhhhS_
T_O_
PAhhhhh
Hi
m:AhhhFuckAhhhShi
t
Thenaft
eran30minshepulledoutndslept
nextt
omendIgotont opofhim ndthenIrode
ndwebothcametheweculled
Hi
m:Il
ovey
oubunny
Me:
Il
ovey
out
oobabe
Af
tert
hatwecuddl
edndf
ell
asl
eep
NextdayIwokeupBaewasasl eepndhewas
cute Iwashedwor eagownonl ythenIate
ndmadeEnglishbr
eakfastf
orBaendIwent
upstai
rsndhewassleepi
ngi wokehim up
Bae:
WowIcangetusedt
othi
sMor
ningpl
umpy
Me:
Hahamor
ningBunny
Igavehim hi
sfoodndhewenttowashhis
mout hndcamebacktoeatt
henwehad2
roundsndwenttoshowerndhadoneroundin
theshowerthenweworeourAdidast
racksui
ts
ndwat chedmovi
esall
daymakinglov
eallday
withbae

Xol
ani
(Yonni
e'
sdad)
Iwokeupndwashedndwentdownst
air
snd
sawAceeat
ingbthel
ookedsad
Me:
Mor
ningson
Hi
m:Mor
ningdad
Me:
What
'swr
ong?
Hi
m:Yonwabai
sleavi
ngndi
twi
l
lbel
onel
ycoz
noonei
sgonnashoutatme
Me:HahahalookIwil
lshoutatyound
remembernextyearyoumov i
ngtoanew
schoolt
ofini
shmatri
cokay
Him:Okayndohhhyeahdady
ester
dayIwas
beingfol
l
owedwhil
eIwasdri
vingbtIki
l
led
them
Ichokedonmyf
ood
Me:What
!?Ididn'
tteachut
oki
l
lndy
ouhav
en'
t
gonet
otrai
ning!!
Hi
m:Iwentt
otr
aini
ngt
hankst
oTarBeast
Ichuckl
ed
Me:
Mhmm okaybtbecar
eful
Hi
m:Okaydad
Wechi
l
ledall
daywithmyboyndlat
erwewent
onamissi
ontoget
her#Fat
her
hoodGoal
s

Unknown
Me:
Sohei
sget
ti
ngmar
ri
ed
Guar
d:Yesboss
Me:
Wit
hBr
aX'
sdaught
err
ight
Guy
:Yesboss
Me:
Hahashoul
dweki
l
lhi
m orhi
sfi
ance
Guy:
BossIsayl
et'
ski
l
lhi
sbi
tchndbur
nher
body
Me:
Nahhowaboutwebur
yheral
i
ve
Guy
:Hahat
hat
'sev
ileyBossbtIl
i
ke
Me:HahahaBeastbet
terwat
choutcozwe
comingforhi
m
Thenwel
aughedndt
ookasi
ponourwhi
skey
Sorr
yguy
sfornotpost
ingy
est
erdayIwas
ti
red

#Beast
_Beast
Kazi
i
ey
I
nser
t17

Yonwaba
Well2weekspastndt odayisThursdayndwe
fl
yi
ngt oEaster
nCapei nAdelai
deforthe
tr
adi
tionalweddingsoIwaspackingathome
ndDaddyinteredmyr oom
Dad:Babyl
ookatyoual
lgr
ownupyouknow
yourmotherwoul
dhavebeenpr
oud
At
earf
ell
downmycheeck
Dad:
Lookbabyal
lIwanttosaybehappyIknow
marr
iagei
shardbtbestr
ongndli
stenifBeast
cheat
sorbeaty
ouIwi
l
lteachhi
m al
esson
okay
Me:
Haaaokaydaddy
SoIfi
nishedndIhaddi
nnerwi
thdadndt
he
boy
s
Thabs:
Lil
sist
eri
sget
ti
ngmar
ri
ed
Ace:
Iknowr
ightshewi
l
lgetf
at
Theyl
aughedbtIddnotseewhat
'
sfunny
Me:
Voet
sekAceI
'
llki
l
lhawu
Ace:
HahahaIwi
l
lmi
sst
hatat
ti
tude
Wealll
aughedwef
ini
shedndwentt
osl
eepnd
Baecal
led
Bae:
EzkaBeast
Me:
Beastwam
Bae:
BabeIcan'
twai
tfory
out
omi
ne
Me:
Baelet'
ssl
eepcozwehav
etowakeupi
n
t
hemorning
Bae:
OkayMr
sMkhi
zet
obeIl
ovey
ouBunny
Me:Il
ovey
out
oobabecanusi
ngf
ormet
o
sl
eep
Bae:
Hahaokaybabe
Hestar
tedsingi
ngBoy
fri
endbyJust
inBi
eber
If
ell
asleep

MorningIwokeupndndwashedndcal ledBae
andf i
nishedndwenttoeatndtookourbagsnd
mydesi gnerwasf l
yi
ngwithussoweflewnd
arr
ivedatahot elndweatedaddywenttomeet
upwi t
hhi sbr
otherssoIcall
edBae
Me:
Heywhatar
eudoi
ng
Bae:
Nothi
nguphIwannaseeuuzeapha
eBhof
oloatspar
Me:
OkayBae
Idr
ovet
oeBhof
olokeronthewayIsawthree
car
sfol
l
owi
ngIignor
edthem t
hentheyst
arted
shootingIpani
ckedndcal
l
edDaddyandhe
pickeditup
Me:
Daddyplzhel
ptherear
ecarsfol
l
owi
ngme
ndt
hatshooti
ngdaddyIam dead
Iwascr
yingkerguy
s
Dad:
Shi
tdon'
twor
ryI
'
llsendmyguy
s
Theystoppedshoot
ingforawhi
l
endthey
star
tedyhooIwascryi
ngndprayi
ngt
hendaddy
call
ed
Dad:
It
ssor
teddr
ivesaf
eIl
ovey
ou
Idr
oveandwenttosparIspot
ted
Bae,
Aya,
Zol
s,Chust
arndbroIpackedndthey
cameIgotoutndrantoLuba'
schestndcri
ed
Bae:
Ihear
ditsokaynowwewenttosparnd
chi
ll
edatthepackndwentt
othehot
elndslept

Tr
adi
ti
onal
weddi
ngday
IwokeupndWashedat
endAuntMav
iscame
Her:
Babyy ourmotherwouldhavebeenpr oud
ofumamel ahoneyisnoteasyinmarri
age
ther
eppl whowi l
lwantthi
smar r
iagetofail
bt
don'
tallowthem wenajstprayndtakecareof
urhusbandbeawi f
einthedayndapr osit
utein
thenight
Me:
YhoomakazHahahaokayIwi
l
l
ShewentoutndIwor emydr essitwasa
orangemer mai
ddr essndIwor ebeadscozi t
wasbobcubendwor esandlesndfixedmyhai r
Ifi
nishedndwenttoVuy o'
shouseIwon' tbore
youwi tht
hedetai
lsbtuknowwhathappenst o
aXhosaIwasgi vent henameBuhl ebendalo
YonwabaMkhi zesoIwor emymakot iatti
rend
wentt ohel
pinthekitchenndcookedsoi twas
darkwewer ecookingmybodywashur t
ingnd
myf eetwereswoll
ensoLuba' smom camet o
me
Her
:Hal
alal
amakoti
wam mameladon'
twor
k
har
dIseeyourf
eetmant
akeiteasy
Me:
Wej
stgonnawashdi
shesma
Her
:OkayBuhl
e
Sowewashedndal lt
hemakoti
swentoutnd
thexazophumaLuna'
sauntcame
Her
:Nt
ombi
cel
ait
indpl
zwashmyshoesbe4
bed
Me:
Ummhm okayMa
IdidwhatIwastoldndIsowantedt
ocr yso
thenIf
ini
shedat11am Iwasti
redasfuckI
wenttoBae'
sflatIgoti
nndhewasbusyonhi s
l
aptop
Bae:
Vel
aphyBuhl
e
Me:
BunnyIwaswor
king
Bae:
OkayImi
ssedu
Hegav
eanaught
ylookqondbay
axokaboyu
ai
n'
tget
ti
ngsometoni
ghtIam t
ir
edIwentt
o
washworemyPJsgoti
ntobed
Bae:
Buhl
ehai
bo
Me:
Iam t
ir
edbabyhai
night
Bae:Babepl
zpl
zyoucan'
tdot
hisIam y
our
husband
Me:
No!
!
HebeggedndbeggedndIf i
nall
yagreednd
manhewasroughasf uckitwascryi
ng
beggi
nghi
mt ostophaishamemybabywas
hungr
y wef ini
shedndfellasl
eep

Buhl
endal
oYonwabaMkhi
ze
I
nser
t18

Yonwaba
Iwokeupt
ir
edoft
hatsessi
onwehadnoLubaI
wentt owashndworemyat ti
reIwentt
othe
housendpr epar
edbreakf
astmindit
ssti
ll
6am I
fi
nishedthenwentt
owakeupLuba
Me:
Vukababe
Bae:
Why
Me:
Mxxm khov
ukeLuba
Bae:
Arggh
Hegotupndwentt owashsoIfi
xedthebed
tookoutcl
othesf
orhi
m ndir
onedthem hegot
outwit
hhisboxer
sndcamet oki
ssme
Bae:
Youl
ooksexybabei
nurmakot
iat
ti
re
Me:
Nchoot
hanky
oundIam notgi
vi
ngy
ou
mor
ebabe
Iwalkedoutndwentbacki nthehousend
ever
y onewaseat i
ngsoLubacamet oobthe
l
ookedpi ssedmxx m weatethenfi
nishedndI
washedt hedishesthenIcl
eanedndf i
nishedso
ther
ewasacer emonyhappeninginoneoft he
housesi nthevi
ll
agesoIwentther
eIwentto
thekitchenndcookedandhelpedi
nthekit
chen
sot heothermakoti
sweregiv
ingmenasty
l
ooksndot her
swerekindsoIwaswashingthe
dishesndaki dcame
Ki
d:Si
siuBhut
iLubasai
dImustcal
lyou
Me:
Okaypumpki
n
SoIwenttothebackwher
enoonewi ll
seemeI
waited2minut
eslat
erabuf
fyscaryguycame
thenhepoi
ntedagunndputhishandonmy
mout h
Guy:
Wel l
wellBeast'
swif
el ookbabyIwantt
o
youtotel
lBeastthatIam comingforhi
m ndhe
bet
terwatchokay
Inoddedfastndthenhepickedmeupnd
pinnedmeont hewallndwrappedmyl egson
hi
swai stndtear
swerecomi ngoutnon-st
op
Guy
:Ndtel
lhi
m Iwi
l
lgethi
sasset
ssoont
hen
hel
etgoofme
Guy
:Thi
sisj
stamessage
Thenheshotmeonmyl
egIscr
eamedt
henhe
ranndIhear
dppl
comi
ngmyway
Women:
Yhuuu!
!Yi
zany
huuy
izan
Ppl cameandIwasj stcryi
ng..IsawLuba
comi ngmywayhepi ckedmeupndr anwithme
tothecarndwedr ovehomewegott hereand
het ookhisfi
rstai
dndt ookthebull
etoutfuck
thatshithur
tyhoohef i
nishedndgaveme
painkil
l
ersndIfell
asleep

Luba
Fuck!
!Someonei
stest
ingmenowsoIcal
l
ed
SenzomyIT
Me:
Findoutwhohast
hener
vet
oshootmy
wi
fe
Senzo:
Oni
tboss
Idr
oppedt
hecal
lIst
ayedi
nbedwi
thBunny
y
esesmywi
fei
scut
ethenMom goti
n
Mom:
Owwpoorgi
rli
sshegonnabef
ine?
Me:
Yesmom
Mom: Youluckytohaveherheyndkeepherbcz
youchangedal otInoti
cedithasn'
tcomeout
eversinceshehasbeeni nyourli
fekeepher
babyshei syourweakness
Me:
Ipr
omi
seIwi
l
lmom ndIwi
l
lpr
otecther
Shesmi
l
edndki
ssedmycheeck
Me:
Mom phel
angi
yindodamanj
enoki
ssi
ng
Mom:
Voet
sekIwi
l
lal
way
ski
ssy
ouev
eni
fyou
60
Wel
aughedndshewentoutt
henBaeseemed
t
ohaveanight
mare
Bae:
Plzdon'
t!!
Me:
Baewakeup
Isai
dshaki
ngher
Bae:
No!
!
Thenshewokeupsweat
ing
Bae:
Hewasher
e,Isawhi
m pl
zbabepl
zdon'
t
l
ethi
m
Me:
Baei
tsokaycomei
tsj
stadr
eam
Iki
ssedherfor
eheadndrockedhert
osl
eep.
Thepersonwhodidthi
smustdie!
!

Br
aX
IwasinthewarehousewithmycrewIhear
dmy
babywasshotbtthepersonIdon'
tknowwho
ndthatmeanssheisnotsafe
Me:
Wehav
etof i
ndthi
sbast
ardwhoi
smessi
ng
mendmydaughter
Jack:
Wel
lbosswewi
l
lbeoni
t
Me:NdlookYonwabamustbeguar
ded24/
7
bczsheiswanteddead
Er
ic:
WhatdousuggestBoss
MeThatboyBeastmustdi
ebczhei
sput
ti
ng
herl
i
feindanger
Tom:
Youmeanwemustki
l
lhi
m Boss
Me:Yesbtnotnowwai
taf
ewweekst
henwe
st
ri
ke
Them:
Sur
eBoss
Iwentt
omyof
fi
cenddi
dsomebusi
ness

Yonni
ekaLuba
I
nser
t19

Luba
Iwasreal
l
ymadattheper
sonwhoshot
YonwabandIam wor
ri
edbczIdon'
tknowt
his
per
sonmxxm soBaewokeup
Bae:
Ishoul
dgopr
epar
esupper
Me:
Don'
twor
ryMom goti
tcov
ered
Bae:
Douknowwhoddt
his?
Me:
Idon'
tknowBunnyndi
tswor
ryi
ngme
Bae:Ihat
ethisl
if
eLubai
furenemi
esst
ruck
theyalwayscomeforme
Luba:
Alokbabel
ist
enIwil
lal
way
sbeher
eto
prot
ectyouIl
oveyouokay
Bae:
Il
ovey
out
oobabe
Wekissedal
ongpassi
onat
eki
ssndBaepul
l
ed
out
Me:
Why
?
Bae:
Iam hungr
y
Me:
Okaywai
t
Ibr
oughtherf
oodndsheat
endwewashednd
sl
ept

Icoul
dn'
tsl
eept
henSenzocal
l
edIl
ookedat
BaeandIanswer
ed
Me:
Anynews
Senzo:
Eii
shBossy
eahIf
oundhi
m
Me:
Goodbtwhyt
her
eisaEi
i
sh?
Senzo:
Bosswef
oundhi
m deadal
ready
Me:What!
!Btwhoki
l
ledhi
m?Wai tYonwaba'
s
dadfuckt
hatol
ddudeisf
ight
ingmybattl
es
now
Senzo:
Iwoul
dsayhei
spr
otectYonwaba
Me:
Wel
lhedoesn'
tknowmeatal
l
Idr
oppedt
hecal
lndsl
ept

Yonwaba
IwokeupndLubawasnotnextt omesoI
washedndputmyat t
irearghhIwenttothe
ki
tchenndpreparedbreakfastIf
ini
shedndate
minethenf
inished.Every
onecamet oeat
Luba'
M:Haaamakot
iyoushoul
dber
est
ing
Me:
NomanIam f
ine
Luba'
sM:
Okaybtdonotcl
eanndt
hat
'
sanor
der
SoIwentbackt oLuba' sfl
atndIgoti nnd
foundaboxont opoft hebed.Icall
edLubaand
hewasnotont heroom soIt ooktheboxndput
i
tnex ttothebedIsl eptagainthewhol edaynd
wokeupndwentt opr eparesupperndLuba
hasn'tcomebacky etsoweat eIwashedt he
dishesndwentt osl eepIgotint ot
heflatnd
wor emyPJst hent heboxst artedmov i
ngy hoo
Iwassoaf r
aidthenLubacamei n
Bae:
HeyBaewhat
'
swr
ong?
Me:
YourBoxj
stmov
ed
Bae:
Mybox?Whi
chbox?
Me:
Thatone
Bae:
It
snotmyboxwai
tlet
'
sopenedi
t
SoBaeopenedi
tandIgott
heshockofmyl
i
fe
i
twasahandndalivi
ngsnaket
hesnakeat
e
t
hehandyhuuIscr
eamed
Bae:
WTF!
!
Me:
Lubawhatdoest
hismean
Bae:
Ithoughthewasl
ayi
ngl
owbtIseehei
s
back
Me:
Who?
Baedidn'
tanswerheyhestar
tedbr
eathing
heav
il
yloudndhel ookedmadIneversawhim
l
iket
his..Hi
sv ei
nspoppedoutsoIwentnext
tohi
m
Me:
What
'swr
ongbabe
Helookedatmendhisey
eswer
eredndt
hey
l
ookedlikeani
mal
eyes
Bae:
Yonwabagetoutnow!
!
Me:
NoIdon'
twantt
o
Bae:
Isai
dgetout
!!
!
Me:
No!
!
Heheldmyarm hur
tful
l
yndhi
snai
l
sst
art
ed
gr
owingndbecameshar p
Me:
Lubaoy
chy
ouhur
ti
ngme
Heletgotofmyandrant
othet
oil
ethest
ayed
2hoursther
eandcamebackndhewashis
nor
mal sel
f
Me:
Baewhat
'
swr
ongwi
thy
ou?
Bae:
Iam sor
ryBunny
Me:Whathappenedt
oyouit
sli
key
ouwer
e
t
ransf
ormingtosomeani
mal
Bae:
BunnyIwil
ltel
lyoui
nthemor
ningf
ornow
l
et'
ssleepokay
Me:
Ohh.
..Okay
Hekissedmyf or
eheadndwesl eptbtIwas
t
hinki
ngwhatjsthappenedtohim nditsr
eal
ly
weir
dbtIsleptwit
hthosethoughtsinmyhead
Luba
FuckBunnyal mostsawmyot hersideInev er
thoughtitwouldcomebackbtheyi tdidandI
almosthurtherfuckCobr
awillpayf orthi
snd
ontopoft hatImustcont
rol
myot hersideI
can'tl
etBunnyseemyBeastIsl eptwi t
hthose
thoughtsinmyhead

Gummybear
sIknowi
tsshortIpromi
se2mr
wI
wil
lwr
it
eani
nser
tndcont
inuati
on

#Yonni
eKaLuba
I
nser
t20

Yonwaba
IwokeupndLubawasbusyonhi
sphone
Bae:
Wegoi
nghomeFr
idaybabe
I
twasTuesdayker
Me:
Ohh
Bae:YonwabalookIwantedtotel
lyoubtIwas
scaredthatuwil
ll
eavewellbabewhenIam
angryIchangeIwasbornwithitIt
ookfrom my
fat
herbthim hewaswitchcr
aftedsohe
i
nher i
tedi
ttome
Me:
What
'st
hat?
Bae:
*si
gns*Iam amonst
erwol
f
Me:
Huh
Bae:
IchangendbecomeaBeast
Me:OhhkaybtbabeumyhusbandsoIwi
l
l
acceptyourBeastokay
Bae:
Okay
Sowewokeupndwashedthenhecar
ri
edme
tot
hehouset
oeatbr
eakf
ast
Br
aX
SoIwaswatchi
ngTVwithmyboyAnel
endI
gotacal
lfr
om oneofmymen
Me:
Tal
k
Guy:
BossIam sor
rybtwescar
edt
oki
l
lTar
Beast
Igotangr
y
Me:
Yheeyy
ouwi
l
ldoi
torel
seIwi
l
lki
l
lyoual
l
Guy
:Bossdouknowwhyt
heycal
lhi
m Beast?
Me:
No
Guy:
*chuckl
es*Bossy
ouwi
l
lfi
ndoutsoonbtI
wil
ltr
ythought
Me:
Xap
Idroppedt
hecallIwonderwhymymenare
scaredoft
hatboyBeast
.Hehastodi
esoon
Yonwaba
SoIwassleepi
ngndlat
elyI
'vebeensl
eepinga
l
otsoLubacamewi t
hfooditwasanAf r
ican
sal
ad(Umphokoqo)i
tsmell
edbadIjstwanted
tot
hrowupsoIr ant
othetoil
etndvomit
ed
Luba:
What
'swr
ongbabe
Me:
Gett
hatf
oodawayf
rom mepl
z
Luba:
Ohhokay
SoIfini
shedndwashedmymout hndwaited
forLubatocomebackcozIam deadhungry

Luba
YesesBunnyy
asokol
i
samar
nnxxsoIwent
backin
Mom:
Aii
bondt
henwhyuBuhl
eengaf
uni
kut
ya?
Me:Kumnuki
selakakubi
nduy
ewagabhawor
se
t
hisisherf
avouri
te
Mom:
Hahahababyshei
spr
egnant
Me:
Wai
twhat
Mom:
Yesnowgoaskwhatdoesshewant?
Me:
Okay
SoIwentbacktot
her
oom ndBaewascr
ying
ei
shGodbewi t
hme
Me:
Baewhat
'
swr
ong
Bae:
Youl
eftmeher
ehungr
y
Me:
Sor
ryokayuf
unaut
yant
on
Bae:Iwantpi
zza, hotwi
ngs,lay
schi
ps,a
chocolat
emilkshake,maynadsndabugger
Me:
Yhoouzozi
tyazonkeez
ozi
nto?
Bae:
Mxxm awuf
un
Me:
Nowai
tndi
yozi
thenga
Bae:
Okay
Iwentt
ogetherst
uffndndf
ikeel
i
lahai
hai
thi
s
st
upi
dthou
Me:
Bunnyukhal
elani
nakukut
yakwakho
Bae:
Mxxm kuni
numki
l
eIam hungr
ynxx
Ijstkeptqui
etndshendfi
nishedall
herfood
yeseszobanguf at
tyBoom boom ni
ngat
sho
bafe2
Bae:
Bunny
Me:
Mhmm
Bae:
Iam hor
ny
Me:
IzakuDaddyBunny
Nowthi
siswhatIl
ikeaboutpr
egnancy so
west
art
edwithoursessi
onthenwefel
lasl
eepI
l
ovemywifendmybabyboy

#LubaKaYonni
e
DI
ARYKAYONWABA:
UTHANDOI
WEGI
NSTA

I
nser
t21

Yonwaba
Well
todaywewer
egoinghomef
inal
l
ysoI
wokeupndLubawasdone
Bae:
Izal
emmehel
pyouwash
Me:
Mor
ningt
oyoubaby
Bae:
Lool
mor
ningsweetcake
Hehel
pedmewashndl oti
onedmendcleaned
mywoundwel l
Ilegwasgetti
ngbett
ersoyeah
ndworemyclothesndwenttothehousendI
madebreakf
astforev
eryonendtheycamend
weate
L'
mom:
Wel
ltodayy
ougoi
nghome
Bae:
Yessmom wear
e
L'
mom:I'
l
lmissyouguysndHl
ehl
epl
ztakecar
e
ofhi
m ndthebabyokay
Me:
Lool
whatbabyMah?
L'
mom:
Hawuunt
ombi
awuzazut
hwel
eKant
Me:
Nowai
twazi
njnMan?
L'
smom:
AwwIknowy
oupr
egnantndt
rustme
Me:
OkayMah
Wefi
nishedndIwashedt
hedi
shesndi
twas
t
imetogonow
Me:
Wel
ltakecar
eMah
Wehuggedndwentt otheai
rportndfl
ewto
JHBsowear r
ivedaf
ter5hourssowet ookan
uberhomewegotinndt heguyswerewatchi
ng
TVndt hei
smessy
Bae:
WTF!
!?
Ay
lar
:Awwi
njay
eGamei
buy
il
e
Me:
Yheeyni
nawhatar
eudoi
ngher
e!!
Thabs:
Lil
sisy
oumaki
ngnoi
se
Chust
a:Many
ouguy
sar
egl
owi
ng
Bae:
Mxxm getoutofmyhouseorel
seIwi
l
lki
l
l
youal
l
Theguysl
aughedndBaechuckl
edndwent
upst
air
s
Me:
Guy
scl
eanuot
hismess
Them:
Noy
out
hewi
fenj
ena
Me:
Iam noty
ourwi
feIam Luba'
swi
fe
Zol
s:
Ever
ythi
ngLubaownsi
sour
s
Chust
a:Mxel
elebhozza
Me:
Mxxm mor
onsImumbl
ed
Baecamedownwi
thagunWTF
Bae:
YOUDONTCLEANTHISNDGETOUTOF
MYHOUSEIWILLSHOOTYOUNDCUTYOUR
BALLSNDFEEDTHEM TOMYDOGS!
!AREWE
CLEAR?
!!
!
Them:
Yesboss
Theyranndst
rayedcleani
ngt
hepl
aceshame
ndwewentupstai
rs
Me:
Cany
oudr
opmeatt
hemal
lpl
zBae
Bae:
WhyBunny
Me:
Iwantf
reshai
r
Bae:
Okay
HedrovemetothemallndIwentshoppingsoI
wenttoaLi
nger
iest
oresoIsawt hi
sblackli
tt
le
numberndsomeonefr
om behi
ndspoke
"
Yessuthi
uzom r
iderunecr
utchesmyFumthi
r
ider
ideri
dehai
rhaauphumelelemngee"
Iturnedi
twashandsomeguyndhewasa
yell
owbone
Me:
Didy
ousayt
hat
?
Guy:
Yehakermf
azwhocoul
ditbeal
oki
tsme
dear
Me:
Arey
ougay
?
Guy:
Yesbabeany
wayIam Bhongol
wet
hubt
cal
lmeMimi
Me:
Wel
lIam Yonwababtcal
lYonni
e
Mi
mi:
Wel
lyoumyf
ri
endnowsol
et'
sgo
Me:
Lool
wher
e
Mi
mi:
SpurbabeIam hungr
y
Sowenttospurndwechart
edwel
lMimi
was
real
l
yagoodpersonndIthi
nkhewi
ll
makea
goodfr
iend

Luba
Bunnyakakabuy
inangkundherphonei
s
ri
ngi
ngbtnoonei sanswer
ingi
tIwaswitht
he
gent
s
Me:
Yonwabaokobemki
l
easambensi
yomj
onga
Mal
l
Sowedrovetothemall
ndonthewaywe
tr
ackedherndshewasatSpur
Sowearri
vedndwentt
oSpurwegotinnd
spott
edherwi
thsomedudeokayYonwabais
marri
edtosi
twit
hmensowewentt othei
r
tabl
e
Me:Sothi
siswhatyoudoi
ngwhi
leIam not
pr
esent,havi
ngdat
eswithmen
Guy
:Yhuuyhuuyhuumhmm yhooj
ongaapha
l
hol
hondakukhabaut
shongoBuhl
eapha
Me&t
heGuy
s:Huh!
Bae:
Honeymeetmyf r
iendMimindchomi
i
ethi
s
i
smyhusbandndhi sfr
iends
Thabi
so,
Ayabonga,
ChumanindZolani
Mimi:
Mhmm yheeyuThabi
sousewav
usa
ubuf
ebabam bawo
Theguy
slaughed
Thabs:
DudeIam st
rai
ght!
!
Weal
ll
aughed
Bae:
Uthi
nnahchomi
i
ebuv
uki
l
ebuf
eba*
laughs*
Me:
Let
'
sgohomenowBunny
Bae:
Okayi
zachomi
i
e.Youwi
l
lri
dewi
thus
Sowewentt ohomenddroppedMimimarn
thatguycantalkndwewenthomenoBae
wam nd2mr wwegoingtocheckifBunnyi
s
pregnantornot

Mi
mi
MolwenipeepsokayokaymnakerNdngu
Bhongolwethubtndibi
zwaMi mi ..Il
i
v ei
nJHB
nam kerndIam gayhaiikerbantasemamel ani
yabonamnabuf ebebuninzinindi
ncame
Ndakthandaugroovakerbantasebtkerona
seri
ousnoteIloveuYonwabaasasi sternota
boyfr
iendIam gay!
!Iam intodicks Iwi l
lbe
Yonwaba'sbesti
efrom nowonsendt sho
ndizomf
ebisaany
eengkuet
shat
il
ekdwIhope
ukubaakazosi
bet
habawo

#Mi
mi
#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t22

Yonwaba
Iwassl
eepi
ngwhenIf
eltsomet
hingshar
pon
mypri
vat
eIopenedmyeyesnditwasLuba
i
nser
ti
nghisdi
ck
Me:
Lubawhatar
edoi
ahhhhh
Luba:
Ouhhhf
uckbaby
Wehad3st
eamyr oundsndwentt
oshowerso
wewer
elot
ioni
ng
Luba:
Wegoi
ngt
oadoct
orker
Me:
Okaybabe
Wef ini
shedIwor emyshor tdemi njumpsui
tnd
naiveblockhil
lsndfixedmyweav ethenBae
wor earelayski
nnyjean, whit
emuscl etee,
blackvansndaj eanjacket.Wewer eflamesno
babe Sowenttoeatnddr ovetothe
doctorswear ri
vedndwear etoldtowaitso
aftersomet i
meadoct orcamendshowedusa
room thatweshouldgeti n
Doc:
HowcanIhel
pMr
&Mr
sMkhi
ze
Bae:Iwantt
ocheckifmywi
fei
spr
egnantsoa
pregnantt
estwi
lldo
Thedocnoddedbr
oughtacoi
ntanerndtoldme
topeeoni
tsoIddndaf ewminutesl
aterhe
cameback
Doc:
Congrat
ulat
ionsy
ouguy
sar
e3weeks
pr
egnant
Me:
Ahhhhbabeddy
ouheart
hat
Bae:Thanky
ouf
ormaki
ngmet
hehappi
estman
al
ivebabe
Weki
ssedndweddascannddr
ovehomend
mybi
tch(
Mimi)cal
l
edme
*
Conv
o*
Me:
Chomi
i
e
Mim:Mngeecanyoupl
zcometothegatendtel
l
yourguar
dstoopenupcozbay
andihl
anyi
sa
Me:
Lool
okay
SoIcal
ledt
heguar
dst
oletgoofMi
mit
henshe
cameinafewsecs
Mi
mi:
Yhooy
hoochomi
i
eyourhousei
sbeaut
if
ul
Me:
Enkosschomi
i
e
Mi
mi:
Any
waymamel
aIgotnewschomma
Me:
OkayIgotnewst
oobtl
et'
sst
artwi
thy
our
s
Mimi:
Youseewheny
ouguysdroppedmeI
wenttot
heclubndmett
hisguyheeechomi
i
e
y
amnandi
nto
Hesai
dthatpar
tget
ti
ngupnddanci
ng
Me:
Hahaha ohhhwenaMi
mikhoy
eke
Mimi:
Yint
onnzof
ebamnat
shi
nsoubuzot
hin
chomii
e
Me:
Iam pr
egnant
Mi
mi:
Heeeeecongr
atschomi
i
e
Wehugged
Mi
mi:
Thi
scal
l
sforacel
ebr
ati
on
Me:
NononoLubawi
l
lki
l
lme
Mimi:Vel
eyouwon'
tbedr
inki
ngal
cohol
onl
y
waterndjui
ce
Me:
Mxxm
Mi
mi:
Ilov
eyout
oo
Wel
aughednddaddycal
l
ed
*
Conv
o*
Me:
Daddy
Dad:
Pri
ncesshowar
eu
Me:
GooddaddyIgotnews
Dad:
Okayt
alkpr
incess
Me:
Iam pr
egnant
Dad:
What!
!Imeancongr
atul
ati
onsbaby
Me:
Umhmm danki
esoIhott
ogoIl
ovey
ou
Dad:
OhkIl
ovey
out
oobabe
Idroppeddaddysoundedshockedorangr
ybtI
don'tcar
e.Thegentsarr
ived
Zol
s:
GCsekekhona
Theyl
aughed
Mimi:Whoasundi
nyel
awnaZol
ani
utshonge
ncancaenci
nciapha
Yhoowel
aughed
Thabs:
SisIhear
dyoupr
egnantwi
thourboy
Me:
Yourboy
?
Them:
Yesal
oki
ntoey
ekaLubay
eyet
hu
Mi
mi:
Niy
any
arhaa
Me:Ni
thet
hakakaf
utsekuLubausest
udyby
e
by
e
Theylaughedndwentt
othestudyMimi
lef
tand
theguyssoIcookednddi
shedforus
Bae:
BabeIhv
emi
ssi
ont
oni
ght
Me:
Okaybabe
Bae:
Il
ovey
ouMakaBoy
Me:
Il
ovey
out
ooDaddykaBoy
Wekissedndhewor eallblackndkissedmy
for
eheadndwentoutIcal l
edMi mindt ol
dhim
nzomlandaeishLubazot
hwt hangalentomxxm
anywayIwor ebl
ackbum shortndbr atop
eWhit
endbl ackvansndfixedmyhai rthen
wenttopickupMi misowedr ovet
ot heclub
Mi
mi:
Whyuner
vous
Me:
Lubachomi
i
ezondi
nyi
sa
Mi
mi:
Suwar
aakazokwazasohl
ala
Wearri
vednditwasfull
soIwassit
ti
ngonthe
hi
ghchair
sdri
nkingj
uicendMimiwasonthe
dancendsomeguycame
Guy
:Car
etodance
Me:
Nah
Guy
:Pl
z
Hegav
emepuppyey
es
Me:
Okayf
ine
WedancedndIt wer kedf orndhewashol di
ng
myassbtIdidn'tl
iket hatsoIstoppedndwent
t
omychai rwhenIgott hereLubawassi t
ti
ngon
i
tandholdi
ngagl assofwhi skeyndhewas
f
acingonmydi r
ect i
onndher eall
yreal
l
ylooked
mad.Godpl zhelpme
#LubaKaYonni
e

Guy
sIhav
eschool
wor
k
I
nser
t23

Yonwaba
Iwal
kedinf
rontofhi
m ndhel
ookedst
rai
ghti
n
myeyes
Me:
EyBaewhatar
eudoi
ngher
e?
Bae:
Yonwaba
Me:
Sthandwasam
Bae:
Masambe
Me:
UMi
miy
ena?
Bae:
YheeyMi
mimdal
aasambenxx!
HegotupndIf
oll
owedhi
mtot
hecari
bingase
ndifebawosowegotinthecarthendrov
ein
sil
encesowearri
vedendli
nthenwaphumandI
fol
lowedsoIgoti
nIrecei
vedabi ghotsl
apndI
fel
lndtear
sfel
ldownmycheecks
Me:BabyIam sor
ryIswearIdi
dn'
tdr
inkpl
z
don'
tbeatme
Bae:
OHHSOEXPLAI
NWHYWEREU
TWERKI
NGWITHTHATGUY!
!?
Me:
Wear
ejstdanci
ngbabypl
z
Bae:Youar
emarri
edYonwaba,udon'
tdocl
ubs
!!YonwabauseenowIwil
lbeatyouupIswear
!!
Hetookofhi sbeltndaqondakunyiwendhe
st
artedbeatingmeonmyl egsqhaandIwas
cr
yingndbeggi nghimt ostopIt
hinkaft
er20
minshestopndwentupst air
sIcri
edndcried
ndIfell
asleepinthefloor

Luba
SoIcamebackf r
om t hemi ssionndIgothome
Yonwabaakekhondst artedpani ckingsoIt ook
myl aptopndt rackedherndi tshowedt hatshe
atoneofmycl ubsmxxm nzombet haany e
l
omnt anastruubaf e2soIdr ov et herendwhenI
gott hereyheemar nlomnt anai st wer kingf or
enyel ai
teendnay olent wanai bambel ekese
zam madoda okayndohl alakul andawo
behlelikuyondaor derwhi skeyf ineweza
Lholhowam hai kerndambonay oy i
kakhange
ndbendi xoxasav ay asaf i
kaendl inokay
sanganeIsl aphersohar dshef elldownndI
wasangr ynowndbeatherupwi thmybel tbt
onherl egscozshei scar ryi
ngmyboyy abo
thenndamshi yaaphoIwentupst ai
rsndsl ept.
Kdwguy sthinkshei swr ongYonwabashei s
pregnantndsheknowsIam want edndshei s
ri
skingBoy 'sli
fenxx.Iwokeupndwashednd
woremycl othesIwentdownst airsndMaka
boywasl ayi
ngont hef loorndherl egshad
mar ksndt heywer ebl eedi ngshi t!!Ihur thersoI
wokeherupndshewokeupndstart
edshaking
i
nfearndteasf
ell
downonherchubbycheecks
Bae:
BabyIam sor
ryndIpr
omi
seIwon'
t
Me:NonobabeIam sor
ryIhi
tyouy
est
erdaypl
z
f
orgiv
emeIloveyou
Bae:
OkayIl
ovey
out
oo
Ipi
ckedherupndwentt owashherandshe
l
ookedinpai nei
shImessedupIshouldcontrol
myselfnowIf i
nishedndmadeherwore
comfortablecl
othesndmadehereatbreakf
ast
ndshesl eptsoIwenttothegent
s

Yonwaba
Iwokeuphungr yIwentdownstair
sndIwasin
pai
nsoImadeachi ckenmay osandwi
chwith
fr
uitsal
ad, 4Russi
ansndaj ui
cendIatel
ikea
pi
gmxxm pr egnancythenZoecall
edremember
mygayf r
iendwellhestudi
esinCapeTownwi t
h
Nal
edi
soIpi
ckedi
tup
*
Conv
o*
Me:
Fraay
Zoe:
Chomii
eIam i
nTownpl
zcany
oupi
ckme
upatKFC
Me:
Ahhhhhhy
esschomi
i
e
SoIwenttowearpr
opershoesndIdr
ovet
o
KFCndthenhecamenddr ovehomewegoti
n
ndImadeussomethingt
oeatndsatdownnd
chat
Zoe:
Yhuul
ont
ounguGi
mbauy
aty
asi
sir
ha
Me:
Yohl
ukananam ZoeIam pr
egnantt
shi
n
Zoe:
Umi
thi
swebubuf
ebeal
ok
Me:
Mxxm any
wayIgotagayf
ri
endkersana
Zoe:
Yhuuny
anoy
hinkhombi
zemnt
aseeokay
Ical
l
edMi
mi
*
Conv
o*
Me:Eychomi
i
ecanyoucomebymyhouseI
wantutomeetmyf
riend
Mimi:
Bendi
sizakersanaf
unauv
awenzwen
i
zolo
Me:
Mxxm
Idr
oppedndaf
ter30mi
nut
esMi
miwal
kednd
westoodup
Me:
ZoemeetMi
mindMi
mimeetZoe
Zoe:
RhaaaYonwabasi
funant
onesi
sfebeapha
!!
?
Mimi:
Whooondakunyi
sabi
tchndndzobe
ndi
ngaqal
i!
!?Rhaa!
!
Aii
bowhat'
sgoi
ngonheeet
heset
woknow
eachot
herIwonder

Iwi
l
lpostagai
nlat
er
#MakaBoy
&Daddy
KaBoy
I
nser
t24

Yonwaba
Thegent
sgoti
nwi
thBae
Zol
s:
YhooooGCabay
2
Thent
heguy
slaughed
Mimi:
Jongandakukhabauny
eeZolani
xa
undj
ongil
endmnyamamnahee? Yamqonda
umbikanj
nGCsundi nyav
ha
Zoe:Mamelaaphaawundaznehndakukhaba
ubalekel
ekuYihl
ovhaaxausi
jongi
l
esingoGC?
Sinempuloenkul
uthi
nahoneyndakur
aper
unyeemnauy heva
Yhoohai
sanawejstl
aughed ndZol
ani
wasembarr
assedndangr
yatthesameti
me
Zol
s:
Mxxm
Zoe:
Yeahj
ongakerMi
misundi
nyav
ha
ndakukhabauny
eey
hev
ha
Mimi:Heeehai
sanayhehakersf
ebemamel ai
f
usal
elwauVinceuyashi
yekanzoyt
hini
nto
engakwazuzuma!!
?
Zoe:
Yheeysundi
nyamarnucingandt
hetha
ngoVi
ncendokunyi
saBhongolwet
hu!
!?
Mimi:
Yizaarhaandakukhabaalokkwade
kwakwabini
andonqenuphi nda!
!?
Bae:
Huzer
tapha
Me:
Whoaguy
spl
zsanul
wa
Zoe:
Aii
bochomi
i
esul
i
la
Mi
mi:
Xol
ochomi
i
e..YabonaZoewenzen
Zoe:
SUNDI
NYASI
SI!
!!
Me:
Bae:
YheeyVoet
sekni
nanabonani
l
il
isamf
az
wam kwam !
!
Icoul
dseebay
oyi
kashame
Zoe:
Xol
ochomi
i
eIpr
omi
sesoy
eka
Mimi
:
Uyay
azmor
cchomi
i
eIdon'
tl
iket
oseeu
cr
y
Zoe:
Me:
CE_
lani
va_
net
orho
Zoe&Mi
mi:
Okaychomi
i
e
Me:
Enkossguy
s
Chust
ar:
Yingxakkwal
ebenechomi
i
eezi
ngo
boyst
ogirls
Thent
heguy
slaughed
Mi
mi&Zoe:
Susi
nyav
ha!
!
Ay
lar
:Ni
mbet
hechomi
i
ezam usi
l
e
Zoe:
Yhuuuawusecut
esana
Ay
lar
:Ekxendi
str
aightmna
Mi
mi:
Yehakerwecanmakey
ougogay
Ay
lar
:Voet
seksanundi
nya
ThenwelaughedndIwentt
oCookndser
ved
them mi
ndmypl at
ehadl
otsoff
oodsoweate
Thabs:
Lil
sissomuchf
ood
Me:
Khondi
yeke
Chust
ar:
Sdudl
a
Thent
heyal
ll
aughedndIcr
ied
Bae:
Msoony
enuVoet
sekphumani
Ay
lar
:Ai
i
bot
hef
ood
Bae:
Kwenzi
aengubansar
n?Jongamf
e2
ndoni
nyi
sakunf
azwam
Me: bay
ekeDaddy
Bae:
Nxxx
Mi
mi:
Ndasendabat
ywa
Zoe:
Ndi
bat
yel
weAy
larmna
Mi
mi:
uThabi
somnt
asee
Thenhi
ghf
ivedokaywewer
eshockednow
Me:
Niy
avanngku
Mi
mi:
Aywet
hu
Zoe:
Khani
siy
eke
Wefi
nishedeat
ingndthenwentt
owat
chTV
t
henIbecamehornyohhgosh
Me:
Yhoo
Thabs:
Yint
on
Me:
Nix
Thabs:
Mhmm
Me:
Akat
hul
eZol
s
Bae:
Thukwewany
a
Thent
heyl
aughed
Me:
Aii
niguy
s
Bae:
Usi
l
emj
i
tar
Me:
Kengkuungenaohapho
Bae:
Aii
bo
Me:
Xol
okdwgi
rl
scel
anxol
opl
z
Zoe&Mi
mi:
Xol
oZol
ani
Zol
s:
Aysho
Me:
YhoodaddyIneedy
oupl
z
Bae:
Ufunnt
on
Me:
Yay
azt
shi
i
Zoe:
Yonwababuf
ebe
Mi
mi:
Buhl
ebendal
oyay
ithandancanca
Chust
ar:
Mkhi
zeudeuy
icel
e
Thent
heyl
aughed
Me:
Mxxm
Bae:
Phumani
baf
e2kwam pl
z
Them:
Aii
bo
Bae:
VOETSEK!
!!
!!
Thent
heywentout
Bae:
Ubusi
thi
n?
Me:
Daddy
Thenwentupstai
rsnddidourt
hingndwe
fi
nishedt
henshoweredndwenttosleep
Bae:
Il
ovey
ouMakaBoy
Me:
Il
ovey
ouDaddykaBoy
Thenweev
ent
ual
l
ysl
ept

Iknowi
tsshor
tbant
ase
#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t25

Yonwaba
WellIam 4mont
hspregnantndnownditsa
boy
.Ndi n2monthsit
smywhi teweddi
ng
SoIwaschil
li
ngwit
htheguy sndLuba
Chust
ar:
Ican'
twai
tif
ikel
ent
wanakanj
n
Me:
5mont
hst
ogo
Bae:
Iam gonnaspoi
lmyboyr
ott
en
Me:
Hai
hai
hai
zomoshal
omnt
ana
Zol
s:
Izobaychar
merl
ent
wana
Ay
lar
:I
bey
ifuckboynt
wana
Thabs:
Ibengut
henextBeast
Bae:
Ziv
umant
wana
Me:Youguysarecrazymybabyboywi
l
lat
tend
church,wil
ll
oveonegir
lndmybabywon'
tbea
gangsterni
ngany
a
Bae:
Aii
kodwababe
Me:
Ndy
ekepl
z
Chust
ar:
Makaboy
Igotupndcal
ledNaledi
rememberhert
ooy
eah
shestay
sinDurban
*
Conv
o*
Ledi
:
Chomi
i
e
Me:
Mngee
Ledi
:
SoIhear
dyoupl
anni
ngy
ourweddi
ng
Me:NononoIhav
eaweddi
ngpl
annerbty
ou
hav
etocomendhelpmepi
ckadress
Ledi
:
Okaychomi
i
eIwi
l
lbet
her
e
Idr
oppedt
hecal
lndwentdownstai
rsndIfi
nd
ZoendMimimaki
nganoiseohhhgodthese
two

Br
aX
WellAnelehasn'
tbeenhi
mselflat
elyhei
s
disr
espectsmendIdon'tl
ikei
t.Sowewer eat
thekit
cheneati
ng
Me:
Kwedi
nut
hen?
Ace:
Imi
ssNYsi
sterImi
ssmom dadIhat
emy
l
if
e
Me:Myboyyouknowy ourmom i
swat
chi
ng
youokayndcal
lyoursi
s
Ace:
YeahIguessl
emmecal
lher
Any
wayIdr ovet
othewarehousebczt
onight
wekil
l
ingBeastIdon'
tcar
eifheismarr
iedto
mydaughterorwhat
Thatdogwi
l
ldi
e

Yonwaba
Ir
ecei
vedacal
lfr
om mybabybr
osoIpi
ckedi
t
up
*
Conv
o*
Me:
Babybr
o
Ace:
*sni
ff
ing*
Me:
What
'swr
ongAnel
e?
Ace:
Imi
ssmom Imi
ssy
ounddadi
tsnthome
l
atel
y
Me:
OhhhoneyImi
ssy
out
oookayndImi
ss
mom t
oo
Ace:
CanIl
iv
ewi t
hyouguy
spl
zIwi
l
lgohome
af
ter2months
Me:
Wai
tletmeaskLubaokay
Ace:
Okay
Idi
dn'
tdr
opt
hecal
l
Me:
BaecanAcest
aywi
thusf
orwhi
l
e
Bae:
Yeahofcoz
Me:
Thanks
Iputt
hephoneonmyearagai
n
Me:
Okayi
za
Ace:
Thankssi
s
Hedroopedthecal
lsowewer
ewat
chi
ngnd
wai
ti
ngf orAcet
oarri
ved
Zoe:
Let
'sgocl
ubbi
ngguy
s
Bae:
Wegotami
ssi
on
Mimi:
Argghni
yabor
ashamelent
oyenu
yobuGi
ntsai
nenzaamaGqwi
rha
Me:
Yhuu
Zoe:
Ha.
achomi
i
e
TheGuy
s:Msoonwenu!
!!
!
Me:
Zoe:
Yhuumt
hul
i
seni
zdenge
Mi
mi:
Mthut
huzel
eni
ker
Bae:
Xol
obabeasophi
ndaker
Me:
Okay
ThenAnel
earr
ivedndr
antohi
m ndhuggedhi
m
ti
ghtImi
ssedmybromarn
Me:
Heysi
tdown
Ace:
Mol
wen
TheGuy
s:Ei
taboy
Mi
mi:
Yhuuundi
fumeneBen10bawo
Ace:
Hai
hai
ndi
str
aightmna
Bae:
Ndaf
uckboy
Ace:
Apr
oudf
uckboyTar
Chust
ar:
Yazbasel
alel
aii
tey
eses
Ay
lar
:Kwedi
n
Thabs:
Ndf
uzi
l
elent
wana
Mimi
:Voestekyabonawnazol
alaapha
kwei
sfubazujonga
Wechat t
edndIcookedndser v
edandat ewe
fi
nishedBaepr epar
edhimselff
orami ssi
onnd
Acet oondtheywentoutsoi nmidni
ghtIwas
wokenupbycol dhandsnditwasLubahisface
hadbl oodst
ains
Bae:
Nxi
bagownsi
vay
a
Me:
Okay
SoIwor
eagownndwentt
otheanddr
ovet
o
t
hehospi
tal
ndIar
ri
vedt
her
endt
hegent
set
e
t
her
e
Me:
Guy
swhat
'sgoi
ngon?
Bae:
Iza
If
oll
owedhimt oawar
dndwhenIgotther
emy
br
otherwaslay
ingont
hebedsor
roundedby
machineIj
stcr
ied
Me:
Whathappened?
Bae:
Hewasshotont
hemi
ssi
on
Me:
Bywho
Bae:
Ummhm Idon'
tknow
Iknewhewasly
ingbtIdon'
tcar
eaboutt
hatI
satnextt
ohi
sbedndlookedathi
m.Iwonder
whoshotmypoorbrot
her

#Anel
e
#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t26

Luba
Okaysoi zolowegoti nthewar ehousesa
plannerkerwegoi ngtobombanATM sowe
fi
nishedsithesi
phumagunshot sbeziy
dlal
ela
kerhainathisadubulanat hiIsawBr aXIknew
ngaboababazosi bulal
asondt hexa
ndisadubulaAnelewazakum ebal ekawhenI
turnbackBr aXwasar mi ngatmet henhefir
ed
ashotbtonl yAcepushedmendhewasshot
ont hechestndBr aXsawt hatthentheyran
Me:
Fuck!
!Let
'st
akehi
mtot
hehospi
tal
Wer ant
oourcar
snddr
ovet ot
hehospi
tal
we
arr
ivedt
her
eandhewastakeni
naft
eranhour
thedoccameout
Chust
ar:
Doci
shegonnabeal
ri
ght?
Doc:Well
wemanagedt otakeoutthebull
etbti
t
almosthi
thishear
tthatmeansheisancoma
therei
snothi
ngwecandoonl ypraysothata
miracl
etohappen
Me:
Fuckndaf
anguYonwaba!
!
Ay
lar
:Wehav
etot
ell
her
Me:
Yimandoml
andemf
e2
Thabs:
Ican'
tbel
i
eveTaimaddt
his(
laughs)HE
WILLPAYFORTHI S!
!!
Me:
Lemmegoguy
s
Idrovehomendt ol
dBaet owearagown
sihambebtIdi dn'
tsaywher etoyabowear rived
yhooMakaBoyst artedcryingndwhenshe
askedwhoshotAceIcoul dn'tt
ellherbtasf or
BraXIam comi ngforIwon' tki
llhim btIwi
ll
showhi m nottomesswi t
ht heBeastany way
Baef al
l
enasl eepIcarri
edhert ot hecarIdrove
wenthomendputBaeonbedndIgotunder
coversndt houghtt
hatYonwabaokowaj ol
a
nam zangewonwabandnownoTatawakhe
wenzaiweizi
beworsemxxm If
inal
l
yfel
lasl
eep.

Yonwaba
IwokeupLubawasst
ari
ngatme
Me:
Yheeywnant
onwandj
onga
Bae:
Iam l
ooki
ngatmywi
fe
Me:
Mxxm BaeIam hor
ny
Bae:
YhooMakaBoyamany
ala
Me:
Mxxm
Bae:
Lemmet
alkt
omybabyf
ir
st
Me:
Fine
Thenwewentdownndki
ssedmyt
ummy
Bae:KwedinuknowIcan'twai
ttoholdyoui
n
myhandndki ssyouyeseskwedinIcan'
twai
t
ufi
keuthiEkxeti
mendityei
medi
Me:
HaaaLuba
Luba:Il
oveBoyndIl oveyourmom toosheis
mywor ldwel
lyouguy saremywor l
dIwi sh
i
ngaphelangkungkul e5mont hssoBoy
mamel amnanoOl edysobethaweizakhona
ngku.Yabozotshobonenendlelaobethangay
o
Boy(l
aughs)Xaplaii
teeyam
YhooIwasl
aughi
ngsana
Bae:
Mamakhewoza
Me:
Oyhi
nLubaungabi
rought
uu
Bae: Ipr
omi
sewewon'
t
Sowehadlot
sofsexmnt
uwam ndt
heasshol
e
wasr
ough

Br
aX
Me:
ISHOTMYSON!
!
Jack:
Cal
m downbossdon'
twor
ryhewi
l
lheal
Me:
Nfe2Iam sur
ezondcaphukel
a
Si
ya:
Bosshewon'
tfoundout
Me:
Beastzomxel
elakwedi
n
Weareatthewar
ehousendsoIwentt
omy
of
fi
cesatonmychairndcl
osedmyeyes
??:
IfIwereyouIwoul
dkeepmyey
esopencoz
shi
twillhappen
IopenedmyeyesnditwasBeastbdl
ooked
madbtnothi
ngscar
esme
Me:
Kwedi
nwhaty
oudoy
ouwanther
e?
Beast
:Yout
ri
edt
oki
l
lme
Me:Sowhat?Youmarri
edmydaughtershe
doesn'
tdeser
vey
ou.Youanasshol
e
Hiseyesturnedblackndthenhisnai
lsbecame
shar
pndhi st eet
htoothenfursst
art
edgrowing
onhisBodyt henhestart
edbecomingndhe
l
ookedlikeawer ewolfbtaBeastoneokaynow
Iseewhyt heycallhi
m BeastIwasscar
edas
f
uck
Beast
:STAYAWAYFROM USI
FYOUDONTI
WILLKILLYOU!
! AWHOOOOOAAAA
Hemadethatsoundndt ur
nedbacknormalnd
hewentoutndIwassitt
ingther
eshakingnd
fr
om nowonIwill
respectBeastyhoo

Yonwaba
Wellwefi
nishedwit
hsexndweshower ednd
chi
ll
edinbedalldayl
aterIwokeupndcooked
Lubacamedownwear ingall
black
Me:
IGi
ntsal
am
Bae:
Voet
sek!
!
Il
aughednddi
shedf
orusndat
ewef
ini
shednd
heki
ssedme
Bae:
Il
ovey
ouMakaBoy
Me:
Wel
ovey
out
ooDaddy
HewentoutndIwentt
obedIwaswokenupby
col
dhands
Me:
Youback
Bae:
YouwokeupIam sor
ry
Ij
stki
ssedndtheny
ouknowwhathappenedbt
guysdon'
tbl
amemenguBoyndwefini
shed
Bae:
Goodni
ghtbabeIl
ovey
ou
Me:
Il
ovey
out
ooDaddy
Wecuddl
edndIsl
epti
nmybabe'
sar
ms

#TheBeast
#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t27

Yonwaba
Iwokeupwi
thmybabyki
cki
ngsoIsatup
st
rai
ght
Me:Heyyoudon'
twor
ryMommyi
sgonnaf
eed
youvhaBoy
Isaidt
hatbrushi
ngmymyt ummyndmynunu
ki
ckedndLubawassnor i
ngsoIt houghtImist
wakehim upwithaslap.SoItiptoedtohissi
de
ofthebedndgav ehi
m onehellaslap
Yhoohejumpedupndsatupst raightwi
thhis
handonhischeeckndhel ookedmadei shIam
i
nbi gt
roubl
e
Bae:
Yonwaba
Me:
Mnt
uwam
Bae:
Yaphambana?
!!Ar
eucr
azy?
!!
Me:
Ndi
ri
ght
Bae:
Yahl
ekashl
anguboni
glue
Me:
Aii
bobabei
twasasmal
lpr
ank
Bae:
Mxxm
Hegotupndwentt othebat
hroom ndIjst
bust
edalaughtersoIwentt
ojoinhiminthe
showerndIopenedtheshowerdoor
Bae:
Funant
onapha?
Goaway
Me:
AwwbabeIam sor
ry
Bae:
Fut
sekYonwaba
Me:
Mxxm
IbathedndIwor emybumshor tndawhitet
op
vestndmywhi teAll
starndputmake-upnd
thenfixedmyweav endIl ookedcut
ewithmy
tummysoImadebr eakfastndLubacame
downndl ookedatme
Bae:
Yonwabachangey
ourcl
othes!
!
Me:
Youmaki
ngnoi
senxx
Isai
dgetti
ngupndt
ookmybagndwal
kedt
o
thedoor
Bae:
Buhl
eIdar
eyout
owal
koutt
hatdoorIwi
l
l
ki
lly
ou
Me:
Khawut
hul
e
IgotoutwithLubacal l
ingmynamewel lIwas
meetingmyweddi ngpl annersoImethernd
tal
kedabttheVenue, f
lowers, cake,chair
s,
tabl
e, dr
ess,sui
tsnddecorndaphot ogr
apher
.
WellmendLubapi ckedlightpur pl
endwhite
withagoldwithcolours.Wef inishedndwhenI
wastogetupsomeonespoke
"
Aladyl
i
key
oushoul
dn'
tbesi
tt
ingal
one"
Il
ookedupokayguy st
hisisguyiscutewith
pi
nkli
ps, gr
eeney esIjstgotwettolookathis
musclesbtLuba'swerebiggerthanhisndBae
l
ookedmor ecuterthanhim bthey
Me:
Wel
lIam abtt
ogo
Guy
:OhhIam Aust
in
Me:
Iam Yonwaba
Aust
in:
Arey
oumar
ri
ed?
Me:
YesIam honey
Austi
n:Wowy ourguyi
sluckyndy
oul
ookcut
e
wit
hy ourbabybump
Me:
Nchoot
hanky
ou
Aust
in:
CanIhav
eyournumberf
ri
end
Me:
Okay063*
*
Aust
in:
ThanksndcanIhav
eahugpl
z
Me:
Fine
Ihuggedhi
m ndsomeonecleat
edhi
sthr
oatwe
brokei
tandlookedatt
hesi
denditwasLuba
yhooIam dead
Bae:
Int
hecarnow!
!
Me:
ByeAust
in
Aust
in:
Sur
ent
wana
SoIwenttot
hecarnddr ovehomendgotinnd
wenttot
heroom ndlockedndstay
edinbedI
wasscar
edguysy hoo.Aft
erf
ewmi nut
esan
angr
yknockonthedoor
Bae:
YONWABABUHLEBENDALOMKHI
ZEOPEN
THEFUCKENDOOR!!
!!
Me:
Lubaandf
unuzondbet
ha
Bae:
ANDZOKUBETHAVULAMARN!
!!
Me:
Ha.
ana
Iwascr
yingnowguy
sndl
oudsana
Bae:
BabeokayIam cal
m nowl
et'
stal
kpl
zopen
up
Iwenttoopenedndhepi ckedmendt hrewme
onthebedndgotont opofmendher ippedmy
cl
othesndheinsert
edhi msel
froughl
ynd
ki
ssedmer oughl
yy hoosanaLubawasgi vi
ng
mer oughl
yIwasbeggi nghi
mt ostopbthai
sanaumntuwasgr oaningkamnand
Me:
AaahhL.
.u.
.b.
.ap.
.l
..
zs.
.t
..
o..
p
Bae:
Ohhhf
uckbabyy
ousowar
m ahhh
Me:
L..
u..
b..
at.
.h.
.eb.
.a.
.b.
..
y
Hest
oopedndlookedatmendconti
nued
mxxm ndhef
ini
shedndIwascr
ying
Bae:
Futseky
angxolayoubusyhuggi
ngmen.
YonwabaIam gonnakil
lyoui
fIseeyouwi
th
anot
herguyyevha
Me:
Bae:
Fut
sek!
!
Hecar
ri
ednet
othebat
hroom ndwashedme
ndt
uckedmei
ntobedndkissedme
Bae:
Il
ovey
oul
emmepr
epar
esupper
NdhewentoutyhuuuIst
aredcr
yingsi
lent
lymy
Nanawashut
ti
ng.Iwil
lgetmyrevengenxx!
!

#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t28

Yonwaba
IwaswokenupbyLubasayingImustcome
downsoIgotupfixedmyselfndwentdownI
hear
dnoisendIknewtheGentsareher
endI
canhearMimindZoe
Me:
Whoazeni
fi
ki
le
Zoe:
Nochomi
i
esi
gal
eleki
l
e
Me:
Mxxm
Mi
mi:
Whyar
euwal
ki
ngl
i
ket
hat?
Ij
stl
ookedatLubaandt
heyal
ll
aughed
Chust
ar:
Lubaur
ongoboy
Bae:
Akamamel
il
omnt
ana
NdtheylaughedndIwast hinki
ngofmypoor
brot
herwhoi si
nhospit
al ndDaddydoesn'
t
answermycal l
s.IwasbroughtbackbyChust
ar
Chust
ar:
Madam!
!!
!
Me:
Huh?
Bae:
What
'swr
ong
Me:
Anel
e
Ay
lar
:Ungakl
i
ngeukhal
apl
z
Me:
Mxxm
Mimi
:
Don'twor
rychomi
i
ehewi
l
lwakeupj
st
pr
ayvha
Thabs:
WowMimi ddut
alkabtGod?
Cozwena
youonl
ytal
kabtMen
Mi
mi:
Fut
sekThabi
so!
!!
Me:
Theyal
ltur
nedt
ome
Me:
Baeddy
ouor
der?
Bae:
Ahhy
eahbabel
et'
sgoeatguy
s
Weatendcal
ledinanight
.Wear
einbedwi
th
Baet
alki
ngndkissi
ng
Bae:
GoodbabeIl
ovey
ouokay
Me:
Candydr
eamsIl
ovey
out
oobabe
Ndwesl
eptnoBae

Wewokeupnextmor ni
ngnddr ov
et othe
hospit
alndwearr
ivedndwentt oBro'swardnd
ther
ehewaskissi
nghi sgi
rl
fr
iend
Me:
Yheey
!!
!
Theyst
oppedndl
ookedandusndl
aughed
Me:
Awsat
shonobauv
uki
l
e
Ace:
Iwant
edt
osur
pri
sey
ousi
s
Me:
Ohhhokay
Wechat
tedndme&Baewentf
orl
unchndwent
homewi
thourbabyboy

2mont
hsl
ater
SoAcewaslongdischar
gedndwell
daddywas
cool
nowndhim ndLubaseemedclosendI
was6monthspregnantndIl
ookedali
tt
leugl
y
cozofmybabyboy.Soi
twast hedaybe4t
he
weddi
ngkerIwokeupndlookedatLubawho
wassleepi
ngnchoomymaniscutesoIwoke
hi
m up
Bae:
Mhmmn
Me:
Vukababe
Bae:
Bhabha
Me:
Mhmm
Bae:
Khandi
phe
Me:
Lubay
oukeptmeal
lni
ghty
est
erdayt
shi
n
Bae:
Bunnypl
zzz
Me:
Fineuy
ahl
uph.
..
Hedidn'
tletmef
ini
sht
alkingheki
ssedmend
gotontopofmendweki ssedf
or10mi nut
es
ndhewentonmyneckwel lwearesti
ll
naked
guys ndwentonmyt ummyndhet al
kedwith
uBoy
Bae:Kwedi
nIcan'
twai
ttoseey
ounowclose
youreyesmommynddaddyareaboutt
oeat
eachother
Me:
Luba!
!!
!
Bae:
Sor
ry
Ndhewentonmynunundputhi stoungeon
mynunuhai kerImoanedndhemuf f
edmeso
goodIcamendhei nsert
edhisfi
ngernd
fi
nger
fuckedmeaf terthathecametokissme
ndbeinserteduBeastndmov edinaslowpace
ndaft
ermi nuteshewentBeastonmey hoo
mthembeLubangobar ough
Me:
OhhhhL.
.u.
.b.
.af
..
u..
c..
ky.
.o.
.u!
!!
Bae:
Ahhhi
makanci
nci
babeahhhhh
Thenhecamendlookedatmesmiledmxxm I
gothi
m of
fhi
m ndlookedatndgav
ehim one
hel
lasl
apnxx
Bae:
Yonwabaf
utsekmar
n!!
Me:
Il
ovey
out
oo
Wewashedndat ebreakfastndhepackedhi s
st
uffndwentt oThabiso'shousesincehewill
st
aytheresolatermybr idesmai
dcamewel l
my
maidofhonourwasNal edibczZoendMi mi
werefi
ghti
ngabtt hatti
tlesoIchoseherwell
mybridesmaidswer efouritwasNaledi,
Mimi,
Zoe&Nal edi'
scousi nKuhl
esot heycame
ndwewat chedTV
Zoe:
Yonni
eIhav
easur
pri
sef
ory
ou
Me:
What
'st
hat?
Mimi:Let
'sgochangendcomedownndl
i
sten
youroufi
tisonyourbed
Iwentupndsawar edl
inger
iel
oolIworei
tbd
appl
iedredl
ipsti
ckndwentdownstai
rsndallof
them werei
nlinger
iesl
ookeventhetwogays
nddoorbellwentoff
Me:
Whoi
sthatguy
s
Kuhlewentt oopenndcamebackwi t
hmen
stri
ppersloolt
heywer efi
veofthenhaikerwe
turnedthemusicont heguysstri
ppedf orusnd
tookpicsitwasf unndalloft
hem wer edrunk
wel l
Ihadonegl assguysbeli
evemeIwas
cravingfori
tsowewentt obedaf terourli
tt
le
party

Weddi
ngday
IwaswokenupbyKuhl
e
Kuhl
e:Wakeupbabe
Me:
Okayhl
ehl
e
IwokeupndwenttowashIf
ini
shedndworea
gownndwentdownst
air
sIgott
heredaddywas
busyonhi
sphone
Me:
Daddy
Dad:
Pumpki
nlookIknowyougrowi
ngupnow
ndugonnabesomeon'swi
fesoIadvi
cey
outo
respectyourhusband, behav
eYonwaband
l
istentohimt oocozIknowy ouonestubborn
personndi fhehurt
sy oubabepl zt
ellnebczI
willki
l
lhim ndbeli
evemendIknowy ouustil
l
youngf uckyou19y earsoldmanndl ookatyou
nowy ouget t
ingmarriedbabyIloveyouokaynd
keeppr ayi
ngIknowy ourmom i swatchi
ngus
okay
Me:
OkaydaddyIl
ovey
out
oo
SoIatewentupstairsndmybr idesmai
dswer e
l
ookinghotwellZoendMi mi werewearingli
ght
purpl
ejumpsuit
sndKuhl eal ightpurpl
e
pri
ncessdressbtNaledi'
swasgol di
shndt hey
areready
.Themake- upartistddmymake- up
ndhairndtheyhelpedwearmymer maidwhi t
e
dressndtookmymybout iquendwent
downstai
rsndtheyalllookedatme
Ace:
Wooow
Daddy
:Youl
ookbeaut
if
ul
Sowepr ayednddrovetothegardensndt
hen
mybridesmaidswentinsi
dealonesoIwaswit
h
daddy
Dad:
Your
eady?
Me:
Yessdaddy
Thenthemusi
cpl
ayedndDaddywal
kedmet
o
ai
slendgav
emetoLuba
Bae:
ManIgotboner
Me:
Lool
shhh
OkayguysIwon'
tgotomuchdet ai
l
ssowe
weret
oldtospeakf
rom ourhear
ts
Bae:Mawushe,
Bhaca,Mjol
i,
Jal
imywomanIl ov
e
yousoomuchst handwa, y
oumyl if
e,my
wif
e,mysunshine,myBeast
Kazii
e(Theguys
whistl
ed)
MakaBoyIpr omiseIwil
ltakecareof
youndoursonIl oveyouguyssomucht hatI
woulddiefory
ou
Me:
Mybabydaddy(
Peopl
elaughed)Daddyka
Boy,MyBeast,Myf ool
,Myev er
ybreat
hItakeI
l
oveyoundIpr omisenzokuphekela,
washel
e,ndi
kunikesweetszakho(Peopl
e
l
aughed)ndIpromiseIwi l
ltakecareofourson
Past
or:
Youmayki
sst
hebr
ide
Weki ssednomnt uwam ndwentt ot hegardens
totakephotosndl aterwenttother ecepti
onnd
wentt oourtentsoourf r
iendsaidspeechesnd
weddour st
oondIsawmom byt hedoor
smili
ngndshev anishedndIheardav oi
cein
myheadsay i
ng"Iwillal
wayslookaf teryou
babe"ndIknewmom waswi t
hmesoweal l
wentoutt oseef i
reworksonthebi gbalcony
theystart
edndt heywer ebeauti
ful
Bae:
Il
ovey
oubabe
Me:
Il
ovey
out
oobabe
Ndwhenwewereaboutt
okisswehear
d
gunshot
sndweal
lwentdownndpplwere
scr
eaming
Bae:
Let
'sgoi
ninsi
de
WhenIwasabtt omov eIf
eltl
iquidonmy
stomachandIlookedatmyselfndIsawt hatI
wasshotonmybabybumpIf elldownndI
couldhearLubashout
ingmynamecr y
ingbthe
soundedtoofarndIcl
osedmyey esndli
ghts

#Mr
sMkhi
ze
#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t29

Luba
AftershefellIsawt hepersonwhowashol ding
agunbtl ucklytheGent ssawhimt oosothey
ranafterhim ndIsweari fmyboydi esIwi
llkil
l
him soIquicklypickedBaeandr andownstairs
tothecarndpeopl ewerecryi
ngmxxm Ispedt o
thehospitalndshout edhelp,nur
sescamend
tookhertoawardIwastoldtowaitout
side
manIcouldntmythi
rdboyIjstbr
okedown, an
oldnursecamendsatnexttome
Nurse:Pr
aymntanam pr
ayndshewi
l
lbef
ine
wit
hy ourbaby
Me:
Inev
erpr
ayedmama
Nurse:
Wel
lyoushoul
dst
artnowmyboy,
be
st
rong
Me:
Thanky
ouMah
Shesmi
ledndwentawayIcl
osedmyey
esnd
st
art
edpray
ing
Me:Lordplzpr
ot ectmywi f
endbabyIknowI
havedownwr ongt hingsbtpl
zpr
otectt
hem nd
punishmeIwillev enchangemywaysplz
fat
herhelpmyf ami l
y.Amen
TheGent
s:Amen
Me:
Soddy
ouf
indt
hebast
ard?
Thabs:
Weddbtwewantt
oseet
hisper
son
okay
BraX:Yheeyt
hisi
snott
het
imendpl
acet
otal
k
abtthis
Mimi
:OhhhpoorYonwabawhyal
way
s
ev
ery
thinghappenst
oher
Nal
edi
:
Iam hungr
y
Chust
ar:
Comel
et'
sgogr
absomet
hingt
oeat
Theywentawayndcamewi thf ood,
theygave
meIdidn'
twanthai
kerndathukwanguZoe
noMimiIendedupeat
ing.After3hoursthe
doct
orcameoutsmili
ngokay
Me:
Howar
ethey?
Isai
dget
ti
ngup
Doc:
YouveryluckyMrMkhizewel
l t
hebul
let
di
dn'
tgofarthatmeansthebabyisbtf
orMrs
Mkhi
zesheisi ncomandifshedoesn'
twake
up,t
heywil
lbot hdi
e
Me:
What
!!ComeonDoci
sthesomet
hingt
hat
y
oucando
Doc:
Sor
rysi
rbtyoucangoseeherbtpl
zdon'
t
makenoi
seoryouwil
lscar
eher
Mi
mi:
Masi
ngeneni
Wegoti nndt her
eshewasmybeaut if
ulwif
eI
j
stbrokedownmar nIknowkuthwaiNdoda
ayi
khali
btheyIam onmyweakesther eIwent
tosi
tnextt oher,everyonewastal
ki
ngt oher
ndweki ssedndt heywentoutIremained
Me:MakaBoyplzy
ouhavet
owakeupf
orour
babyndakcel
aMawushe
Iki
ssedherforeheadndwentout.Idrovetothe
warehousetokil
lthi
sbast
ardsoIgott hereI
headscreamsIopenedthedoorndIcoul dn'
t
bel
ievemyey esitwasmysist
erEntle
Me:
Ent
leWTF!
!?
Si
s:
Plzdon'
tki
l
lme
Me:
Bty
oushotmywi
fe
Si
s:
Itwasami
stakepl
z
Lool
shei
sdeadmeat
Me:
Gent
sbr
ingmyt
ool
s
Chust
ar:
Thi
sisgoi
ngt
obef
un
Theybr
oughtmyt
ool
s
Me:
Ent
lewhyddushootmywi
fe?
Sis:
Isn'
tobv i
ousthatbi
tchget
severyt
hingIwas
yourprincessbtnowshecamei nyourli
feyou
i
gnor edme
Thabs:
Youshotmysi
sterbczoft
hat
Me:
Ent
leIl
ovey
oubtIam ki
l
li
ngy
ou
Si
s:
Plzdon'
tPl
zLubabal
opl
z
Icutal
lhert
oesndherearsndtookanAxend
cutherarmsndlegsndcutherheadof
f
Chust
ar:
Wooow
Ace:
Mant
hat
'ssi
ckTa
Thabs:
Kwedi
nthat
'snot
hing
Iwentt
owashnddrov
ehomendi
tfel
tlobey
wit
houtmywi
feIsl
ept

Oneweekl aterwel l
Baei ssti
llt
hesamendI
haven'tv
isi
tedherf or2day ssoIwaschi
ll
ing
wit
hGent stalkingabtherndmyphoner andit
wast hehospitalIquickl
ypickeditup
Me:
Hel
l
o
Cal
ler:
HyMrMkhizethi
sist
hehospit
alwel
lMrs
Mkhizehaswokenupndsheisbeenaski
ngabt
you
Me:
Okayweonourwaymam t
hanky
ou
Idr
oppedt
hecal
lwi
thabi
gsmi
l
eonmyf
ace
Me:
Guy
sYonwabav
uki
l
easamben
Wewenttothecar
sndspedtothehospi
talnd
wewenttoherwar
dndthereshewastal
king
t
henursendshewascr
ying
Bae:
Mam pl
zIneedSpurnott
hisf
oodcomeon
pl
z
Nur
se:
Mam pl
zeatt
hisf
ood
Bae:
No!
!Youknowwhatt
akei
tIdon'
twantt
o
eati
t
Nur
se:
Yheeywenanganeeatup
Bae:
Doyouknowme!!?
Yheesisi
ndngu
Beast
Kazi
i
eyIwil
lki
l
lyouwit
hmybot hhands
Yhoowel
aughedndt
urnedt
ous
Bae:
Bunni
es
Me:
Babeut
hiunguban
Bae:
Leav
emeal
onesoanyf
oodIam hungr
y
Me:
Haaai
zancami
saf
ir
st
Weki
ssednoBaewam
Thabs:
Voet
seky
ounotal
one
Wel
aughed
Mi
mi:
MakaBoyf
unant
onker
Bae:Iwantchocol
ateicecr
eam,
ster
sbigt
hree
burgers,apizza,
streetwi
se6f
rom KFC,
chips
,chocolatendStr
ongbow
Us:
Yhoo
Me:
Youdef
inet
lynotget
ti
ngSt
rongbowbae
Bae:
BtIam cr
avi
ngf
ori
t
Me:
Youwon'
tgeti
t
Bae:
Mimi
plzbuymyf
ood
TheywentoutndIr emainedwit
hbaendwe
chatt
edndt heguyscamebackndBaeat eal
lof
herfoodndshedi dn'
tevenshar
eitandMimi
gaveherStrongbowmxxm ndwewenthome
aft
erndIslepthappythatni
ght

Yonwaba
Wel
lIam 9mont
hspr
egnantndi
tsSept
ember
sot
hisdayIwokewi
thpai
nsi
nmyst
omach
Me:
Luba
Bae:
Mhmm
Me:
Ithi
nkIam gi
vi
ngbi
rt
htoday
Yhoohej
umpedupndl
ookedatme
Bae:Umhmm okaygowashndl
et'
sGIt
othe
hospit
al
Me:
Okay
Wewashedt ogetherndwor eourourcl ot
hesnd
Itookthematerni
tybagnddr ovetot
hehospital
wellthecr
ampswer esmal lsononeedt o
scream wearr
ivedndIwast oldIam gonna
givebir
tht
odayafterthatIstayedinbed
Me:
Lubacal
ltheguy
snddaddypl
z
Bae:
Okay
Aft
erhewentouty
hoothepai
nsgotbi
ggerI
scr
eamedsanandLubawasholdi
ngmeshame
t
heyguy
sar
ri
vedwi
thFAM
Chust
ar:
Final
l
yiy
ezal
ent
wana
Mi
mi&Zoe:
Ben10wet
hu
Ay
lar
:Fuckboyy
ethu
Me:
Voet
sekahhhnangxol
amar
n
Thabs:
Yhoo
Daddy
:Yheeyy
angxol
akwedi
n
Thet
imewas14:
00okoIwasher
eNGO8am
Yhoothepainsgotwor
sesanandBaewas
suppor
ti
vendIcouldseeheisworr
iedshame
soat11pm Iwaswalki
ngaround
Chust
ar:
Kuni
nsi
l
aphaay
izi
lebt
wana
Bae:
FokofChumani
!
!
I
twasl
ikeIam gonnadi
eguy
syhoogi
vi
ngbi
rt
h
i
snochil
d'
spl
ayr haa
Me:
Ahhhhhhhhhhy
hoobabepl
zgeti
tout
Bae:
Imaf
ory
ourwat
ert
obr
oke
Iwait
edaround00:00mywaterbrokendt
he
crampsbecamehuge, Iwasnowlayi
ngonthe
bedndndt hedoct
orpi
thisfi
ngeronme
Doc:
Thebabyi
scl
osecome
Iwast
oldt
opushy
huui
twaspai
nful
ndhar
d
Me:AhhhLubamsoonwakhoundi
mit
hisi
l
ebtu
knewitwi
llhur
tIhat
eyou
Bae:
Xol
obabecany
oupushpl
z
Me:
Ahhokay
Ipushedbepushedbepushedndpushedunt
ilI
heardacry
ingbaby
Doc:
It
saboy
Lubawascr
yingshame
Bae:Thanky
ouf
ormaki
ngmet
hehappi
estman
al
ivebabe
Theyputt
hebabyonmychest
Doc:
What
'shi
sname
Bae:
Lubanzi
Me:
Drey
Me&Bae:
Mkhi
ze
Ndaf
tert
hatIcl
osedmyey
esndsl
ept

#Lubanzi
Drey
Mkhi
ze
#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t30

Yonwaba
Iwaswokenupbtnoi seIknewtheguy snd
gir
lswerehereIopenedmyeyesndt heywere
surr
oundingLubawhowashol di
ngthebaby,
theydi
dn'tseemesoIkeptquietndwat ched
them
Mi
mi:
Lubasaphamnt
ana
Bae:
No
Chust
ar:
Mfe2gi
veust
hebaby
Bae:
Noy
ouwi
l
ldr
opmyboy
Zoe:
Yhoohai
sanaLuba
Ay
lar
:Mj
i
taruy
agci
sangony
anawet
hu
YhooIl
aughedndt
heyt
urnedt
ome
Me:
Giv
ememybabyboy
Lubagav
eme.Yhoohai sananguLubauqobo
l
wakhe,hetookev er
ythingfrom Luba,heonly
tookmycol
ourmxxm l ikeLubacar r
iedhi
mf or
9monthshaikerIcri
ed
Bae:
What
'swr
ongbunny
Me:
Hel
ooksl
i
key
out
shi
i
Theyal
ll
aughedatme
Dad:
Hei
saboyhehast
olookl
i
kehi
sfat
her
Me:KdwIwant
edhi
mtol
ookl
i
kemesot
hat
abeyi
Moff
ie
Mi
mi:
YassBen10wet
hu
Zoe:
Yebo!
!
Thabs:
Yhoo
Bae:
BaeIwoul
dki
l
lhi
mifhebecamegay
Me:
Mxxm
Wechil
ledndbr
east
feedmyboyndLubadi
dn'
t
wantt
ol eav
e
Me:
Khohambeuar
eannoy
ing
Bae:
YhoobabeIwil
lbemoneybtkerwhenu
comebackkuzobamnandi
Me:
Ohhnoudon'
tMi
steruwon'
tgetany
thi
ng
Bae:
Whatdoumean?
Me:Wecan'
thcesexunt
il5f
ivemont
hsbczof
Lubanzi
Bae:
WHAT!
!!
?
Me:
YesndIam st
il
li
nst
it
ches
Bae:
Mxxm t
hat
'st
ort
urekdw
Me:
Hef
inal
l
ylef
tyhuu

Aft
er4dayswellIwasalreadydi
schargedsoI
wokeupthebabyndLubawer enoti
nt heroom
mxxm Lubali
kestodoev ery
thi
ngtothebabyI
meanhebathshim,feedshim,spendst i
me
wit
hhim ndhedoesn'tgi
vemeanychance
mxxm Iwokeupndwashedndwentdownst ai
rs
Igott
hereandtheguyswer ehereIsatnextto
Bae
Me:
Handhi
m ov
er
Bae:
Nop
Me:
Please
Bae:
No
Me:
Iam nev
erget
ti
ngpr
egnantagai
n
Ndt
heyl
aughed
Ayl
ar:
Eversi
nceBeastJnri
sbor
n
andi
kambambi
Mi
mi:
Me2
Zoe:
Nam
Chust
ar:
Nam
Thabs:
Wel
lIddonce
Ace:
Nam
Zol
s:
Fut
sekIgeti
tyhoo
Me:
Lubagi
vememyson
Bae:
No
Me:
Mxxm
Anywayhefi
nall
ygavehimtometshi
isana
Luba.Lubal
eftwi
ththeguy
sndIcall
edAusti
n
(r
ememberhim guys)
Hepi
ckedi
tup
*
Conv
o*
Me:
Hey
Aust
in:
Hey
Me:
Wannaseet
hebaby
?
Aust
in:
Umhmm ofcour
sesendt
headdr
ess
Me:
Lool
okay
Idroppedthecal
lndaft
er30mi
nut
esAust
in
arr
ivedandwechatted
Aust
in:
Hei
shandsome
Me:
Iknowr
ight
Hewashol di
nghim ndt
henLubacameinnd
youknowhowhel ookshei
smadndwent
str
aightndIgotupndst
oodinfr
ontAust
in
Me:
Babecal
m downpl
z
Bae:
Whati
shedoi
ngi
nmyhouse
Me:
Hecamet
oseeourbaby
Aust
in:
Iam sor
rymanIwi
l
ljstl
eav
e
Hegotupndpunchedhi
m ndIputBanzi
ont
op
oft
hecouchndwenttoAust
in
Me:
DaddykaBoywhyddudot
hat
Aust
in:Dudeusi
ckwhyareuagai
nstmend
Yonwabawejstf
ri
endIam act
ual
l
yengaged
ahh
Me:
Sor
ry
Bae:
Nxx
HetookLubanzi
ndwentupIhel
pedAust
innd
hewenthomesoIwentupst
air
sndIwas
wel
comedbyahugeslap
Me:
BabeIam sor
ryIdi
dn'
tthi
nky
ouwoul
d
mi
nd
Bae:
Soucheat
ingonme?
Me:
BabeIcanexpl
ainI
..
..
Bae:
Don'
tyoudar
eli
eYonwaba
Me:
Ohhmygoshy
oundy
ourst
ubbor
nness
Bae:
Youknowwhat!
!
Me:
What
!!
Bae:
It
sOv
er!
!Iwi
l
lgett
hedi
vor
cepaper
s
Me:
BtbabeIdi
dn'
tcheat!
!
Thebabystar
tedcr
yingsowentt
oat
tendhi
mI
fel
thandsonmywaist
Bae:
Iam sor
rybabeIj
stwant
edt
oscar
eyou
okay
Itur
nedtohim wi
thBanzi
sucki
ngmyboob
nchoohelookedcut
e
Me:
Iam sor
ryf
ordi
srespect
ingy
oubabe
Bae:
MakaBoyIl
ovey
ou
Me:
Il
ovey
oumor
e
WekissedndgaveLubat
hebabyndwentt
o
cookdinnerndIf
ir
stf
edmybabyboyi
dzoohe
i
ssocuteguysndatesoLubawashedhim ndI
shower
edndbreast
fedhi
m ndhesleptsowe
goti
nbedtoo
Bae:
Candydr
eamsLubaKazi
i
ey
Me:
Goodni
ghtTakaLubanzi
Ndwesl
ept

Soit
sbeentwoweekssincemybabyi
sbornso
wewereint
heloungebondi
ngwit
hourbaby
boy
Bae:
BunnyIam goi
ngt
oami
ssi
ont
oni
ght
Me:
OhhokaybabeIheary
oubabe
Bae:
SoIwant
edt
oasky
ousomet
hing
Me:
Okay
Bae:
CanIgowi
thLubanzi
tot
hemi
ssi
on
Iopenedmyey
esy
heewethuLubayahl
any
a
umhmm nonohei
sondrugshewantstot
ake
a2weeksy
earol
dbabyt
oami
ssi
onnev
er!
!!
Me:
What
!!No!
!Ar
eyoucr
azy
Bae:
Comeonbabehewi
l
lbesaf
e
Me:
Lubano!
!Mybabyi
snotgoi
ngany
wher
e
Bae:
Ohhokaybabe
Sopr epar edl
unchbeweat eandIfedLubanzi I
can'tbelieveLubawant edt otakemymunchi i
ey
toami ssionheee.Sol aterIcookedndweat e
supperndIwashedBanzi ndbreastf
edhi m nd
hesl eptndshower edndLubaki ssedmendt he
babyndwentoutsoIsl ept .I
nthemi ddleofthe
nightIwokeupndcheckedmybabyndhe
wasn' tthereIpanickedj stthenthedooropened
i
twasLubat i
pt owingwi t
hLubanzi i
nhi shands
ndt hatmeanshet ookhi mt othemission
Me:
LUBABALO!
!!
!!
!
Jstt
hent
hebabyst
art
edcr
ying
#LubaI
sCr
azy
#LubaKaYonni
e

I
nser
t31

Yonwaba
Bae:
Ohhmamakheuar
eawake
Hesai
dthatner
vousl
y
Me:
Giv
ememybaby
HegavememybabyboyndIbreast
fedhi
m nd
hesl
eptndLubacameoutoft
heshower
Me:
Spar
eroom by
e
Bae:
Butbabecomeonhei
ssaf
end.
..
..
Me:
Isai
dspar
eroom dammni
t!!
Hewentt
othespar
eroom.Iwi
l
ldeal
wit
hhi
m
ont hemor ning...SoIwokeupndLubanzi was
sleepingpeacef ull
yokaysoIwentt oLuba's
wadr obendt ookoutabel tndwenttothespare
room Igott herenchoohewassl eeping
peacef ul
l
y.Ididn'twast eti
meIstartedbeat
ing
him, hejumpedndl ookedatme
Bae:
WTF!
!?
Yonwabaf
uckt
hishur
ts!
!
Me:ITOLDYOUITOLDYOUTONOTGOTOA
MISSIONWITHMYBABY!!
!
Isai
dbeat
inghi
m, hetri
edhol
dingthebel
tbtI
ki
ckedhi
m onthechestndhegroanedinpai
n
Bae:
Yonwabast
op!
!
Me:
Fucky
ou
Thenhecoughedndbl
oodcameoutofhi
s
mouththenIst
opndpani
cked
Me:
BabeIam sor
ryIdi
dn'
tmeant
o
Ir
anoutoftheroom ndwentt
otakerubbi
ng
st
uffndpai
nkil
l
ersndwaterwi
thti
ssues
Iwentbackndhel ayingont herebedIfi
st
cl
eanedhi smout hwitht hecl othndgavehim
wat er,hi
sbodyhadbel tmar ksmanIgothi m
good soIst artedrubbi nghi sbodyndhewsd
groaninginpainshamemybi gbabyboy
afterthatIgav
ehi m painkil
lersndhedr ank
wat er
Bae:
Iam sor
ryYonwaba
Me:
Iam sor
ryt
oobabe
Bae:
Fuckwomany
ougotmegood
Me:
Iknow
Bae:
Ndy
ouwer
esexymanl
ookatt
hatass
Me:
Ha.
anababe
Bae:
Khandphebabe
Me:
Aykaphel
i5mont
hs
Bae:
Yhuuuuuu
Me:
Byebabe
Solat
eronwewerechil
li
ngwiththeguyswel
l
Lubaworeal
ongsleev
et -
shi
rttocovert
he
marks
Chust
ar:
YazIcan'
tbel
i
eveBeastJnrwentona
missi
onyest
erday
Theyal
ll
aughed
Kuhl
e:Ai
i
boar
eCRC?
Zol
s:
Yebo!
!
Nal
edi
:
NdYonwabay
oual
l
owedt
hat
?
Me:
Idi
dn'
tLubast
olehi
m
Ndt
henwel
aughed
Mimi:
IseeuBennywet
huz
obal
i
Gint
sael
i
st
rongo
Me:
No!
!Mybabywi
l
lnotbeagangst
er
Zoe:
Uyekwi
missi
oni
zol
onj
ena
Me:
So
Kuhl
e:Mxxm mamakaBoy
Me:
Any
waywhatddboydoatt
hemi
ssi
on
Thabs:
Yhoomnt
aseehewasshoot
ingnon-
stop
YhuuThabi
soi
sal
i
arwej
stl
aughed
Me:
Liar
Bae:
Heddnothi
ng,
hewasi
nthewar
ehouse
wit
hthegi
rl
s
Me:
Mxxm
Chust
ar:
Sexymamas
Kuhl
e:Mhmm
Chust
ar:
Notmor
ethany
oubabe
Weal
ltur
nedt
oKuhl
e
Kuhl
e:Nt
on
Mi
mi:
Ujol
anoChumani
?
Kuhl
e:Eweai
i
bo
Mimi:
YhuuChumani
nobaukuzumakamnand
neh
Me:
Aii
Mimi
Kuhl
e:Mxxm
Weal
ll
aughed
Banzi
:
mggj
fyshahhh
Zoe:
Hai
i
sukary
angxol
atshi
i
n
Me:
Ayabongamenzanmnt
anam
Ay
lar
:Not
hingqhaal
ambi
l
elent
wana
Me:
Giv
ehi
m back
Hegavememybabyndhel ookedatmend
smil
edthenhi
seyest
heytur
nedredli
keLuba'
s
whenheisawolfndt
heybecamenormalagai
n
Me:
Hisey
es!
!
Bae:
Whataboutt
hem ?
Me:
Theyt
urnedr
edl
i
key
our
swheny
ouchange
Hecamecl
oserndl
ookedathi
m
Bae:
Kdwt
heyl
ooknor
mal
Me:
Isweart
heydd
Chust
ar:
MakaBoyy
ougoi
ngcoconow
Ndtheyl
aughedexceptLubacozheknowsi
ts
t
rue
SoweorderedndIwascarr
yingmybabyal
lthe
ti
me.Theguyswenthomendwewentt obed
wit
hBaewithoursonint
hemi ddl
e
Bae:
Sohei
sgonnabeawol
f(hechuckl
es)
Me:
Hewi
l
lber
uthl
essl
i
key
ou
Bae:
Ndwi
l
lbeagangst
er
Me:
BtLubaI.
..
Bae:
SthandwaSam hemustbeonet
opr
otect
youndhisfut
uref
amily
Me:
Yeah
Bae:
Ishoul
dhi
tami
niy
ounextt
ime
Me:
Yeahbabypl
l
z
Bae:
Goodni
ghthoney
Me:
Nightbabyboo
Wesl
ept.
.Iwaswal
ki
ngi
nthef
orest
Me:
Hel
l
o!!
!Hel
p!!Pl
z!!
!
Thenabeauti
fulwomanweari
ngablackl
ong
dressndhadblackl
i
pst
ick,
shelookedal
itt
le
scary
Me:
Who.
.whoar
eyou
Her
:Thecr
eat
oroft
hewol
fthat
'
siny
ourf
ami
l
y
Me:
What
!!Whatdouwant
Her:Toapol
ogizebczIam suf
fer
inginhell
plz
acceptthewolfbtonethi
ngyourhusbandis
mor epowerf
ulnowcozhehasasonpl zbe
careful
okay
Ndshev
ani
shed
Me:
Wai
t!!
!Don'
tgo!
!Wai
t
If
eltsomeonewaki
ngmeup
Ij
umpedndLuv
anzi
wascr
ying
Bae:
It
sadr
eam babyokay
Okaynowt
hatwaswei
rdwhatdoesshemean
Lubai
smorepower
ful
now

#TheWol
f
#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t32

Yonwaba
Bae:
Babear
eyouOK?
Me:
Ohhy
essIam f
inebabe
Bae:
Areusur
e?
Me:
Yeah
Bae:
Okayl
et'
ssl
eepev
ent
hel
i
ttl
echapi
s
asl
eep
Me:
Yeahbabe
Bae:
Il
ovey
ouokay
Me:
Il
ovey
out
oobabe
Wesl
eptbtIwasact
ual
l
yaf
rai
dofLubanow

Luba
SoIseeDi ana(Thecreatorofthewolf
)tal
ked
tomywi dei nadream ,yesIknowshedid
becauseIdr eamtofhertell
ingmethatshewil
l
vi
sitmywi fendIcanf eelYonwabashaki
ng
nowt hatmeansshei safrai
dofmear ghhI
gottafi
xthis.

Yonwaba
Iwokeupal
onendIgotacal
lfr
om Mi
mi
*
Conv
o*
Me:
Babe
Mi
mi:
Chomi
i
elet
'sgooutf
orshoppi
ngImean
eversi
nceLubanzi
camey
ou'
vebeenst
ucki
n
thehouse
Me:
Idon'
tknow
Mi
mi:
Plzzzzz
Me:
Okayf
ineIwi
l
l
Mi
mi:
Wearsexyokay
Me:
Mhmmkby
e
Iwenttowashndwor ebrabl
acktopnda
matchi
ngpencil
skir
tndablackblockndfixed
myhairndmake-upndIlookedhotndwent
downstai
rsndLubawasfeedingLubanzi
Me:
Heybabe
Iki
ssedhi
scheeck
Bae:Heybabe...Woooowmanbabynowy ou
l
ookl i
kei
GintsaKazii
eywi
thyoural
lbl
acknd
sexymancanIt ouchmyass?
Me:
NondIam goi
ngoutwi
tht
hegi
rl
sndpl
z
boy
sdon'
tgetnaught
y
Bae:
Fuckdon'
twor
ryIwon'
t
Iatemybreakf
astnddr
ovet
othemall.Imet
thegi
rl
sandshoppedti
l
lwedroppedndnow
wewereatSpur
Me:
SoNal
edi
what
'supwi
thy
oundZol
ani
?
Ledi
:
Wedat
ingduh
Me:
Yehaker
Mi
mi:
Sohowhi
sdi
ck
Ledi
:
Fuckof
fMi
mi
Weal
ll
aughed
Zoe:
Yonwabaar
esur
euokay?
Me:
Umhm y
es
Kuhl
e:Youknowy
oucan'
thi
def
rom us
Me:
It
sLubaandLubanzi
Mi
mi:
Whataboutt
hem ?
Me:
Well
Lubanziwi
ll
beawolfndLubawil
lbe
mor
erut
hlessndpower
ful
thathehasson
Ledi
:
YazChust art
oldmethatwoul
dhappen
cozyourhusbandisscar
yAFwhenheisangry
babe
Zoe:
NdhotAF!
!
Me:
That
'smyhusbandy
ouknow
Ihadagr eatdaywit
hmygi r
lssoIdrovehome
i
tswasar ound8pm ndIgotthereandthere
werepeopledancingndotherssmoking,
dri
nking.Lubabal
othrewabashsoIdr ovei
nnd
gotinsi
dendwentt othel
ounge
Bae:
Her
eismywoman
Theyl
oweredthemusicndguesswhatLubanzi
wasinhi
sfather
'shandl
oolLubai
sveryfond
ofhi
sson.Myboy s
Me:
Heyguy
s
Them:
Bossl
ady
Thewhol ecrewwast heresoIdeci dedtojoi
n
thepar tynditwasf unshame af ter
wardsI
toldpeopl et
ogooutPar tyi
sOv erbtnothey
didn'
tlistensoLubat ookouthisgunndshotup
ndev eryoner anoutoftheyardy hooIwas
l
aughi ngshamendwesl eptwit
hourson

It
sbeenfi
vemont hsnowndiLubanziwassoo
cutendl
ovedtosmi l
endpl
aywi t
hdaddysowe
wereint
heloungebondi
ngasf amil
y
Bae:
BabeIam goi
ngonami
ssi
ont
oni
ght
Me:
Arghhagai
n!!
Bae:
EweMakaBanzi
Me:
Babydouwantdady
ytogo?
Banzi
:
mgggggf
ttm
Me:
Baehesai
dno
Bae:
HahahaBaedon'
tl
augh
Soi
twasl
atendLubanzi
wassl
eepi
ng
Iwaslot
ioni
ngwhenIfel
thandsonmywaistnd
hetur
nedmendt het
owel f
ell
onthef
loor
Bae:
Imi
ssedmyki
tt
y
Il
aughedndheki ssedmendhi shandswere
tr
avell
ingonmybodyndheki ssedmyneckt o
myt ummyndt omynunundheddhi smagicnd
Icamendl ickedmedr yndkissedmeagai nnd
tr
ustedi nwel li
twaspai nfulbtenjoyabl
ethen
wef i
nishedour3st eamyr oundsndwe
shower edndhewentt ohismi ssi
on.Inthe
middleoft heni ghtIfeltcoldndIwokeupnd
checkedt hebabyndi twasnott hereokayLuba
wenttoami ssionwi t
hhi m againwhenIwas
abouttot aket hephonedooropenedndabuf f
y
mancamei nwi thmybaby
Me:
Plzgi
vememybaby
Hepoi
ntedagunt
ome
Me:
Nononopl
zdon'
t
ThenheIheardagunshotandt herewast hi
s
massiv
epai nonmychestndIfellonthef l
oor
ndIheardLubanzicr
yingbtf
rom adistancend
i
tswaslightouti
nme

#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t33

Luba
Iwasdrivi
nghomendIar ri
vedndwentupst ai
rs
ndwhenIopenedt hedoor.Isawmywi f
ely
ing
onthefl
oorndshel ookedhelpl
essIrantoher
andshewasshoti nthechestndIknewmyson
i
skidnappedsoIspedof ft
ot hehospit
alnd
wenttotherecept
ionwithmywi fei
nmyar ms
Me:
SOMEBODYHELPPLZZZ!
!!
!!
Thenur
sescamendt
ookhert
oawar
dndI
cal
l
edThabs
*
Conv
o*
Thabs:
FuckdudeIwasaboutt
ogetsome!
Me:Scr
ewthat!
!Mysonhasbeenki
dnappednd
Yonwabahasbeenshot
Thabs:
What!
!OkayIwil
lcal
lthecrewt
owork
onfi
ndingl
i
lBeastndIwil
lcall
theguy
sto
cometothehospi
tal
okay
Me:
Thanksbr
o
Thabs:
That
'swhatbr
other
sar
efor
Idroppedthecal
lndaf
teranhourtheguys
camewi t
ht hegi
rl
swholookedl
iketheywere
cry
ing
Ace:
Tarwhathappenedt
omybi
gsi
s?
Me:Shewasshoti
nthechestndmysoni
s
ki
dnapped
Zoe:
SozeonwabeuYonwabaxei
m
Mi
mi:
Lubagof
indLubanzi
bef
oreshewakesup
Me:
Idon'
twannal
eav
eher
Nal
edi
:
Lubaj
stl
i
stenf
oroncegeez
Me:
FineIwi
l
lbtkeepuspost
ed
Zol
s:
Asamben
Wespedofft
othewar
ehouse.Nowwewer
eat
t
heboar
droom
Me:
Senzohackt
hecamer
asi
nmybedr
oom at
t
heti
meoftheanci
ent
Senzo:
Oni
tboss
Me:At
hit
rackdownmyson,
hehasat
rackeron
hi
sbody
At
hi:
Phezukway
oboss
Me:
Odzgett
hegunsl
oadedokay
Odz:
Aweeboss
Senzo:
Ifoundhi
m
At
hi:
Ifoundhi
m!!
Me:
Senzof
ir
st
Senzo:
Int
hefootaget
heper
sonwhot
ookl
i
l
Beasti
sCrocodi
l
e
Us:
What
!!
Athi
:
Ndl
i
lBeasti
sinhi
shousendwecango
now
Me:Isweari
fIf
oundCrocodi
l
eIwi
l
lri
pouthi
s
heart
.Let
'sgogetmyson
Wespedofftohishousendwegott hereand
weshottheguardsndzi ni
nziezkakayesesnd
wemanagedt okil
lthem soIraninsidendwent
tot
heroom wheremysoni sIopenedt hedoor
ndthehel
perwashushi nghim
Me:
HeycanIhav
emyson
Shest
art
led
Her
:Pl
zyoungmandon'
tki
l
lme
Ndshehandov
ermyson
Me:
Mamadon'
twor
ryIwon'
thur
tyoubtIwant
ut
oworkwi
thmenow
Her:
Ohokay
It
ookherhandwer
anoutoft
hehousendsped
of
ftomyhousendgav
eherBanzi
Me:
Takecar
eofhi
m Iwi
l
lbeback
Her
:Yessi
r
Me:
Cal
lmeLubabal
omama
Her
:Hahaokaymyboy
Shewentinsi
desheisav er
ybeauti
fulwoman
soIspedofftot
hehospitalndIwentt
ot he
guyswholookedl
iketheystil
lwai
ti
ng
Me:
Exe
Ace:
Tarwhatar
edoi
ngher
e
Me:
Ifoundhi
m,hei
ssaf
eokay
Mi
mi:
Sof
asthai
kumnandubal
i
gint
sa
Zol
s:
Sul
uny
aBhongol
wet
hu
Me:
Fut
sek!
!
Thedoct
orcameout
Me:
Dochowi
sshe?
Doc:
Wemanagedt oremovethebul
l
etndi
t
al
mosthitherhear
tbtshei
sinacomabtucan
goseeher
Me:
Okay
Wewentinsi
dendwet
alkedndpr
ay edndwe
al
ldr
ovehomendmyheartwasbroken .

TWOMONTHSLATER
Lubanzi
isnow7mont hsndYonwabahasn' t
womenupy etndImissherwellMam'Esther
hel
psmewi ththeboy
.Sot odayIdr
ovetothe
hospi
talndwenttomywife'swardsoItooka
chai
rsatnextt
oher
Me:
Yhoobabeawumhl
ophendyoulookhotI
meanYonwabaImi
ssyoundBanzi
mi ssesy
ou
toobabeplzwakeup2mont hsyonkehai
kancaneBeast
Kazi
ieyokayplzwakeupforBoy
babeplz
Thenthemachi nesst
artedbeepingfasterndI
wasscar ednow, t
hedoctorcamedr aggedme
outofthewar dokaynowIwaspr ayi
ngImeanI
can'
tlose,herman.Af
ter10mi nutesthedoctor
cameout
Doc:
Shei
sawakendwant
stoseey
ou
i
mmediat
ely
Irant
oherwardndther
eshewassmi
l
ingnd
showi
ngherbeaut
if
ulwhit
eteet
h
Bae:
Sthandwasam cameher
e
Nowmyhear
twasdanci
ngi
Vosho

Sorr
yguy
sIhav
etost
udyf
orat
est2mr
wIwi
l
l
post2mr
wokay
#LubaKaYonni
e
33Cont
inuat
ion

Yonwaba
Me:
Sthandwasam comeher
e
Lubagetscl
oserndheki
ssesmehel
ooksl
i
ke
heisgonnacry
Me:
Sul
i
lababe
Yhoohai
sanawakhal
auLuba
Me:
ShhhIam her
enow
Bae:
Ih.
.hat
emy
sel
f
Me:
Babepl
zst
opcr
yingImeanBeastwonke
Bae:
Voet
sek!
!
Me:
Xol
obabe
Bae:
YhoobabeImi
ssedy
ou
Me:
Imi
ssedy
out
oo.
.Howi
smyboy?
Bae:
Yhool
ant
wanal
eyay
akhul
andhel
i
kes
pl
ayi
ngwi
tht
oygunsbabe*
chuckl
es*
Me:
OhhGod
Bae:
Imi
ssedy
oual
ot
Hesay
sthatt
ouchmynunu
Me:
Hai
LubaIhav
etobr
ushmyt
eet
h
Bae:
Letmehel
pyou
Hehel
psupndIbrushmyt
eethndLubacar
ri
es
metothebedndheget
sontopofme
Me:
HaaaLubagetof
f
Bae:
Ndakcel
ababe
Me:
Wei
nthehospi
tal
Bae:
Sowhatcomeonbabe
Me:
OKbtbequi
ck
Wekissesmendr emoveshi
sjacketsndshir
t
ndhegetsupal i
tt
lendl
if
tsmyhospi t
aldr
ess,
heki
ssesmyneckndsuckmyni ppl
esndhe
get
supt akesofhi
sshoesndjean
Me:
Babel
ockt
hedoor
Bae:
Okay
Hel
ockst
hedoorndcomendgetont
opofme
Bae:
Il
ovey
ou
Me:
Il
ovey
out
oo
Heinsertshi
mselfndIopenmyeyeswidercoz
i
tspainfulndhestar
tswit
haslowpacendhe
goesfasterwel
lIwasmoaningndhi
swas
groani
ng
"
AhhhLubaAhhh"
"
Fuck!
!Sot
ightahh"
Ndwef i
nishedafter30mi
nuteswefi
nishednd
car
ri
esmet othebathr
oom ndwewashnd
wearourclotheswellmet
hehospi
tal
dr essnd
car
ri
esmet othebed
Bae:
Ican'
twai
tfory
out
ocomehome
Me:
Lubaunaught
ylet
'scal
ltheot
her
s
Hecal
lsthem ndt
heyar
ri
veaf
ter10mi
nut
esnd
wechatt
ed
Chust
ar:
Ma-
Yonni
eut
hiubukwel
abaf
il
eyo
Me:EwewethundabonaThi
xonoMariasabe
si
selakweny
ecl
ubekuthi
way i
ClubGenesi
spha
ezul
wini
Theyal
ll
aughed
Kuhl
e:Suxokasdenge
Me:
Lubay
ombonakeruKuhl
e
Bae:
Fut
sekkuhl
e
Wechatt
edndtheyall
wenthome.NowIam at
homewit
hmybabyndBaewel li
tsbeen2days
si
nceIwasdi
scharged
Me:
Babydduenj
oyst
ayi
ngwi
thdaddyf
or2
mont
hs?
Lubanzi
:
Mgggf
thhgm
Me:
Iknowhei
scr
azy
Bae:
Kwedi
nundi
hlebakumamakhongku
Lubanzi
:
Mgf
htgmmgfMam.
.ma
Yhoomyhear
tmel
tedhecal
l
edmemama
HECALLEDMEMAMA! !
!!
!
Bae:
Boysayt
hatagai
n
Hel
ooksusndsmi
l
endpi
cksupat
oybdputi
t
i
nhi
smouth
Me:
Saymamaagai
nbaby
Lubanzi
:Dada
Iscr
eamed
Bae&I
:HESAI
DMAMA/
TATA
Wepul
lLubanzicl
oserstar
tedki
ssi
nghi
m al
l
ov
erndhelookedannoyed

THREEYEARSLATER
Welli
tsbeengr
eatwit
hLubaandLubanzi
is3
year
snowndhet al
kstomuchworseuyat
huka
(Luba'
sfaul
t)sotodayIwaspacki ngclothesin
mydr awerndLubaiswithLubanzi i
nt helounge.
Ihearhandsonmywai stndaneckki ssndI
turnedi
twasLubaandwear ekissingnowwi th
hishandsallov
ermybodyndheput smeon
topofthebedndwet akeeachot her'
scl othes
offndheinsert
shimself.
.Wellitsbeena
mont hnownothavingsexloolIwasmoani ng
ndhewasgr oaning
"
AahhhLubai
thur
tsahh"
"
Ahhhshi
i
tahh"
Wedoitf
or20minut
endhecomesi
nsi
deme
ndcol
l
apseont
opofme
Bae:
Nowt
hatwasgr
eat
Thenwehearachi l
dlaughterndwelookedat
thedoorndLubanziwasstandingonthedoor
holdi
ngadragonndggunt oy
Lubanzi
:Tat
anam af
unaukhwel
aphezu
kumama
Ndthenhelaughsndweopenourey
esaswe
ar
eshockedcozhesawushav i
ngsex!
!!
!

#Lubanzi
#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t34

Yonwaba
Me:
Ummhm i
zaboy
Banzi
camerunni
ngt
othebedIpickedhi
m up
ndLubagotof
fndpl
acedBanzi
betweenus

Bae:
Kwedi
nuf
unant
on?
Banz
i:
Afunaumamaancancei
bhel
e
Me:Lool
Lubauseet
het
hingsudocomemy
baby
Hesuckedmyboobndi
twast
ickl
i
ngme
Bae:
Mxxm kwedi
nut
yakut
yakwam ngku
Il
aughed
Me:
Haaaababe
Bae:
Iwant
edtoseehowLubawouldreacti
fIdo
thi
sguesswhatIpr
etendedamoan
Me:
Ahhhhh
Bae:
Hai
hai
fut
sekmasambekwedi
n
Me:
Kodwababe
Bae:
YONWABAFUTSEK!
!
Il
aughedndIwenttoshowerndwentt
obond
wi
thmyl i
tt
lef
amil
y

Thr
eeweeksl
aterI
'
vebeenget
ti
ngdizzyt
hese
day
sbtIdi
dn'
tmindsoIwascooki
ngndIheard
t
hedoorbel
lwel
lBanziwassl
eepingndBaeat
wor
kanywayIwenttoopennditwasadeli
ver
y
manndhewascarry
ingabigbox
D'
man:Goodev
eni
ngMam Iam her
etodel
i
ver
t
hisboxher
ecanusi
gnherepl
ease
Me:
Okay
Isi
gnedthenItooktheboxndwenttoputi
ton
topofthecount
erndIopenedi
tanditwasa
beaut
if
ulcakethenLubacametotheki
tchen
Bae:
Heybabeweneedt
otal
k
Me:
Iseeusentcake
Bae:
What?Udi
dn'
tbakei
t
Me:
No
Bae:
Letmesee
Heputhishandi
nsi
det hecakeyheeer
rrr
rrr
rrnd
hetookoutsomet
hingthatl
ookslikeaalar
m
cl
ocknditwascounti
ng
Bae:
SHI
ITTI
TSABOMB!
!!
HeranoutofthehousendIf ol
lowedhi m nd
gotint
hecarnddroveaway .Istartedpani
cki
ng
hai
kerbant
asendathandazaumt handazo
ongenaamen.It
sbeen2hour ssi nceLubaleft
ohhmypleaseLorddon'tt
akehi my et

Luba
OkayIgotanewenemyTr i
ggerwellIstolehis
st
onesndgol dbar s.Nowhei sbackany wayI
dr
ovetot heforestndthrewt hebombt hereand
af
termi nut
esitwentof fyesesizofalenja
i
nguTrigger any wayIdr ovetot hewar ehouse
ndIfoundthegent sndwhol ecrewt here
Senzo:
BhozzaIf
oundi
nfor
mat
ionabouthi
m
Me:
Tal
k
Senzo:
Well
hehasawi
fend2boy
sndagal
theyl
iv
einDur
ban.
Me:
Wellhesentabombatmypl acesot hat
'
s
whyIwantt
oteachhi
m alessonbyr api
ngthe
wi
fenddaughter
.Sowhowilldothatjob
Them:
Me
Me:
Maj
i
tarabany
ebenubat
shat
il
e
Weal
ll
aughed
At
hi:
Freepussy
s
Me:
Kwedi
nnzokuqhekezawazi
ntonngepussy
Theguy
slaughed
At
hi:
Tarai
i
bo
Senzo:
TarYonwabamustst
arttrai
ningsothat
whenunotaroundshecandefendhersel
f
Me:
Your
ight.
.Whencanshest
art
Senzo:
Nextweek
Me:
OkaygetGr
acecozshewi
l
lbet
rai
ningher
Senzo:
Sur
ebhozza
Aftert
hatIwenthomendf oundmypeopl
eon
thecouchndmywi f
elookedstressed
Me:
MakaBoy
Shel
ookedupndst
artcr
ying
Bae:
Lubauv
elaph
Me:
War
ehousebabeIam sor
ry
Bae:
OkayIf
orgi
vey
oubtdon'
tdot
hatagai
n
Me:
Okayumhmm babenex
tweeky
ouwi
l
lgo
ont
rai
ningokay
Bae:
Why?Ndwai
twhosendt
hatbomb
Il
ookeddownndhuggedherndshepul
loutbd
l
ookedatme
Bae:
Newenemy
?
Me:
Yesbabe
Bae:
Iwi
l
lgot
otr
aini
ngbabe
Me:
AwwBeast
Kazi
i
ey
Bae:
GoputBanzi
inbedndeat
Me:
Nothungr
ybabe
Iwenttoputthechamponhi sroom y
esesmy
sonishandsomejstl
ikeme any wayIwent
backtomybabeshedi dn'
tgivememyni ght
sugarsowecuddledtosleep

Yonwaba
Iwokeupndr antothebathr
oom ndv omi
tednd
Ifi
nishedndr i
nsedmymout hndshowert hen
woremygy m ki
tcozIgoingtot
raini
ngtoday
andwei rdthi
ngsarehappeni
ngtomebtnev er
mindt hatsoIwokeLubaup
Bae:
Ready?
Me:
Yeahbtner
vous
Bae:
Uzobast
rongbabe
HewenttowashndIwenttopreparebr
eakf
ast
ndweatewit
hBanzit
alki
ngnon-stop
andi
zelangaphaashameany waywef i
nished
nddriveLubanzit
oNaledi
'sndwedr ov
et othe
warehouse.Wearriv
edndev er
yonewasbowi ng
atusmxxm Lubat houghIgoti
nar oom where
thecrewwast her
e
Senzo:
QueenBeasty
ouwil
lbetr
aini
ngwi
th
Graceher
eokaynowchopchopwoman
If
oll
owedGr
acetot
heboxi
ngri
ngsheshowed
mehowtofi
ghtndwef
ini
shed
Gr
ace:
Nowy
ouchal
l
engi
ngme
Wewenttoadarkroom ndt
hedoorwascl
osed
Icoul
dn'
tseeany
thi
ng
Gr
ace:
Nowf
ightwoman!
!!
!!
Ifel
takickonmybackIf el
ldownndIgotupnd
tr
iedtopunchairbtnot
hingIf
eltpunchesnd
ki
cksndi thur
tsobad
Me:
Ahhhhst
op!
!!I
thur
ts!
!
Gr
ace:
Fightf
ory
ourl
i
fe!
!!
ThenIfel
tapunchonmyst omachandIfell
downonmykneesndIf el
taliqui
dcomingout
betweenmylegsndasharppainloweri
nmy
stomachandIscr
eamedinpainndIdon'tknow
whathappenednditwasl
i
ghtsoutonme.

GuysIknowi
tsshor
tbtIam r
eal
l
yti
red Iwi
l
l
post2mrw
#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t35

Luba
Chust
ar:
DudeuknowGr
acewi
l
lbeaty
ourwi
fe
upri
ght
Theguy
slaughed
Me:
Fucky
oududes
Thenwehear
dsomeoneshout
ingndGr
acef
or
i
nlooki
ngscar
edndwor
ri
ed
Gr
ace:
Bossshepassedoutshei
sbl
eedi
ng!
!
Idi
dn'
twasteti
meIwentt omympumpki nnd
shewaslayi
ngther
eandscoopedherbr i
dal
sty
lendranoutoft
hewar ehousetomycarnd
spedofft
othehospit
alIarr
ivedndscoopedher
upndrantotheent
rance
Me:
HELPINEEDHELP!
!!
!
Nursescamendt ookherawaytoawar
dndI
wai
t edout
sidei
tandNaledical
l
edsoIpi
ckedi
t
up
*
Conv
o*
Me:
Ledi
Ledi
:
Lubacomepi
ckBanzi
hei
scr
ying
Me:
LookIam att
hehospi
tal
Bunnycol
l
apsedat
t
hewarehouse
Ledi
:
Lubadoul
oveher
Me:
Yeswhatdoumeanbyt
hat?
Ledi
:Eversi
nceucameinherl
if
eshei
sbeen
unhappymananywayIcomingwit
hLubanzi
okay
Me:
Okayby
e
Idroppedt
hecal
lndl
atert
heguy
scamewi
th
thegir
ls
Mi
mi:
Rhaauy
aqhel
aLubabal
ovha
OhhhboyIam i
ndeepshi
tnow
Zoe:
Khawumendi
khul
uleezi
heel
sndi
nyi
sel
oh
Weal
ll
aughed
Zol
s:
Zoechomi
i
eut
hiuzomny
isa
Wel
aughedndt
hedoct
orcamesmi
l
ing
Me:
Doci
ssheokay
Doc:Wel
lsiry
oul uckyubroughtheronti
mebt
l
ist
enstopstressingherndthepersonwho
punchedheralmostkil
ledthebaby
TheGent
s&Gi
rl
s:WHAT!
!?
Me:
Whatbaby?
Doc:
Shei
s4weekspr
egnantsi
rndpl
ztakei
t
easy
Me:
Thanky
ouDoc
Doc:
Youcanseeher
Wewenttoherwar
dndshewassmi l
ingIwent
cl
osert
oherndki
ssedherndherf
orehead
Me:
Babeyouj
stmademet
hehappi
estwi
fei
n
t
heworl
d
Bae:
Ican'
twai
ttohol
dher
Me:
Me2
Thabs:
Abant
wanaabangaka?
!!
Zol
s:
Banecr
eche
Ndwel
aughedndmywi
fesni
ff
ed
Me:
Msoonwenumaj
i
tar
Mimi
:YhuuIcan'
twai
tforuGar
ltocomesot
hat
si
zof
ebasoy2
Me:MimiIwouldr
ipy
ouapar
tifuwi
l
lteachmy
babybi
tchyt
hings
Zoe:
Yhoo
Bae:
Iam hungr
y!!
Me:
Funant
onbaby
Bae:
Umhmm zebroswi
ngs,KFCmilkshake,
st
eersbur
ger
s,ndcar
ameli
cecream
Us:
Yhooooooo!
Bae:
Lubapl
z
Me:OkaybabebtMimi wi
l
lgetitf
ory
oubtwe
needtosortsomet
hingoutokay
Bae:
Okay
Iki
ssedherndmendt hegentswenttot
he
WarehousebcozwehaveTrigger
'swi
fend
daught
ersowearri
vedndwentt oaroom nd
t
heywer
eti
edi
nthechai
rs
Me:Wel
lwel
lwel
li
tsntt
hebeaut
if
ulPear
lnd
Thul
i
Pear
l:Pl
easel
etmydaught
ergopl
z
Me:Wel
lMissIcan'
tyourhusbandt
ri
edtokil
l
mywifesonowIam returni
ngthef
avour,
they
l
ookedscar
edIchuckled
Me:
Boy
slett
hegamesbegan
10mencamei
nwi
tht
hei
rbr
ief
sononl
y
Thul
i
:Mom what
'
sgoi
ngon
Me:
Don'
twor
ryt
heywi
l
lbegent
le
Theguy sl aughedndt ookoutmyphone
videotape5menr apingt hewi f
endot her5men
rapingthedaught er.Theywer ecry i
ngndasking
forforgivenessaftertimet heyfi
nishedndI
sendi ttoTriggersot hathemustknownoone
messeswi thmyf ami l
yaf t
eranhourIsendmy
guar dstodr opthewif enddaughterandaf t
er
t
hatIwenttopi
ckupmysonatLedi
'
sbdwe
wentt
osleep

Yonwaba
WellnowIam threemont hspregnantndl i
fe
hasbeengreatndmyhor monesareannoy ing
Lubasomet i
mesandBanzi wasgetti
ngnaught y
nowsot odayIwokeupndwokeLubat oond
wewashedt ogetherndworemat chingclothes
ndtheywerejeans, whit
eT-shir
tndav estwi t
h
ti
mbalandsndLubawentt owashBanzi ndI
wenttomakebr eakfastanywaysomet i
meLuba
andBanzicamedownndhewaswear inglike
hi
sfatherndweat e
Banzi
:
Mamai
thensi
susakhoi
khul
u
Il
ookedatLubacozIam notaboutt
oexpl
ain
Bae:Ihadsexwi
thmommyndIscor
edy
oua
si
sterorabrot
her
Me:
Luba!
!!
Bae:
Whatheasked
Me:
Mxxm
Wef i
nishedbdwedroppedBanzi
atDad'snd
wenttoapr i
vat
ehospi
talt
ocheckthethe
genderofthebabyany
waywear r
ivedndwai
t
tobecalled
Bae:
Ihopei
tsaboy
Me:OhhnouseeIam notugl
yndt
hatmeans
i
tsgir
l
Bae:
What
ever
Wekissedndwewer
ecal
l
edndwegoti
nthe
war
d
Doc:
Mor
ning.Sot
odaywechecki
ngt
hegender
Us:
Yes
Doc:
Okay
Heappl
i
edacol
dgel
ndputt
hatt
hingonmy
bumpndst
art
edmov
ingi
t
Doc:
Heal
thybabyi
tappear
syouwi
l
lbehav
inga
B.
O.Ycongr
atul
ati
ons
Bae:Wowbabyyoujstmademet
hemost
happiestmani
ntheworl
d
Hesai
dthatki
ssmyf
orehead.YHOOHAISANA
NZOMTHINOMNYEULUBANOLUBANZI! !
!!

#NewBaby
Boy
#Lubanzi
#LubaKaYonni
e

I
nser
t36

Yonwaba
Anywayli
fewasgr eatndLubanzi
wasnaughty
guy
sy hooonetimeIsawhi m hol
ding
i
Goni(
pocketknif
e)ImeanLubai sabad
i
nfl
uencendmybabyboyi sgrowi
ng nchoo
mybeasts Any wayBaewasatwor kndI
waschil
li
ngwithLubanziwtv
Lubanzi
:
Mama
Me:
Mhmm
Lubanzi
:Izol
otat
abehambanosi
sioneny
oka
ehl
oko
Me:
Uyamazwna?
Lubanzi
:
Nokdwwnamamaumhl
ekul
asi
si
Me:
Nchoot
hanky
oubabe
Iwonderngubanl
osi
sicoznof
ri
endofmi
ne
hasdreadsnxx!
!

Luba
WellImetmyhi ghschoolloverndshelooked
beauti
fulshamendLubanz iwascoldforwards
Cindyyeshernamei sCi ndyndwemeti nhigh
schoolndy ester
dayIsawherwhi leIwas
shoppi
ngwi t
hLubanzi.Iwasbusywi t
hwor knd
aknockcame
Me:
Comei
n
PA:
Sirawomanwi
thDr
eadscamet
oseeu
Me:
Sendheri
n
IwonderwhatdoesCi
ndywant
Ci
ndy
:Heyu
Me:
Cindyhy
Ci
ndy
:Ibr
oughtl
unchf
oru
Me:
Thanks
Ci
ndy
:Somyf
ri
endhowi
sli
fe
Me:I
tsgr
eatheyndmywi
fef
uckCi
ndyshei
s
hot
Iseeshei
sgetannoy
edbtheyIl
ovemywi
fe

Ci
ndy
:Wel
lIhv
eaboy
fri
endt
oo
Me:
Anyki
ds?
Her
:Nahndu
Me:
2boy
sbtsecondonest
il
li
nsi
dehi
s
mommy
Ci
ndy
:Wowboy
sol
y
Me:
Yeah
Weat
endt
henshest
oodupndsatonmyl
ap
Me:
Cindywhatudoi
ng?
Ci
ndy
:Imi
ssu
Shesai
dthathol
dingmydi
ckwhi
chwashar
d
Me:
Iwon'
trepeatmy
s..
ShekissedmendIr espondedndIpi
ckedher
ndputherontopoft hedeskndunzi
ppedmy
pant
sndt ookputBeastndopenedherlegsnd
ri
ppedhercl
othesndIi
nsert
edmy sel
fwhil
eI
putmyhandonhermout hsothatshedoesnot
moanloudl
y

Yonwaba
AcetookLubanzit
ohisapar
tmentndIdr
oveto
Luba'
sworkplacendIwasgoingtohi
soff
ice
ndIbumpedwi t
hhisPA,sheisadarl
i
ng.Her
nameisCarol
Me:
HeyCar
oli
smyhusbandbusy?
Car
ol:
Idon'
tknowbthei
swi
thawomani
nhi
s
of
fi
ceIthi
nkitsaf
ri
end
Me:
Howdoesshel
ooks?
Car
ol:
Shei
ssl
enderhasdr
eads
Me:
Ohhokayt
hanks
Nzot
shondimbonelogar
lsoIwenttohisoff
ice
ndIopenedndther
ewasmyhusbandf ucki
ng
anot
herwomanwhi l
eIam pr
egnant They
di
dn'tseemesoIst oodt
her
eandwat
ched
Lubaont opofher
Bae:
FuckCi
ndyusowar
m ahh
Sohernamei
sCi
ndyhuh
Ci
ndy
:Mhmmmmm
Wel
lLuba'
shandwasonhi
smout
h
Me:
LUBA!
!
Theyst
oppedndLubal
ookedshocked
Bae:
Umhmm YonwabaIcanexpl
ainbabyl
ook
Me:
What
ever
Ir
anoutcr
yingt
othecarndIgotacal
lfr
om
Aust
in
Me:
Fr.
.i
end
Aust
in:
Whycr
yingchomam?Okayl
ookuph
Me:
Nowenauphi
?
Aust
in:
Athomewi
thBel
l
a
Me:
OkayIam comi
ng
Idroppedthecall
nddrov
etoAusti
n'
sIgot
thereandhuggedBell
andshecomfor
ti
ngme
wewentt ositdown
Bel
l
a:What
'swr
onghoney?
Me:
Hecheat
ed!
!
Aust
in:
What
!!Thatbast
ard
Bel
l
a:Iam sor
rybabedon'
tcr
y
Aust
in:
Yeahl
ookIwi
l
lbebackokay
Me:
Okay
Ibecamebet t
erndIwenthomendgott her
e
uBeastebekhonamxxm atshongent
loko
enci
nciapha hewasdr i
nkingwhi
skeysana
uDaddy
Bae:
BabeIam sor
rypl
zmyloveIj
stcaughtup
onthemomentplzYonwabaf
orgi
veme
Me:
No!
!Idon'
twantuany
mor
eokay
Bae:
Yon.
..
..
Iwentupst
air
swi t
houtlett
ighimfini
shtal
ki
ng
ndIwentstr
aighttobed.Inmidni
ghtIwokeup
hor
nyndLubawassi tti
ngont heedgeofthe
bedeishIr
eall
yneedadi ckri
ghtnow
Me:
Luba
Het
urnedt
ome
Me:
Iam hor
nypl
zhav
esexwi
thme
Bae:
Notunt
iluf
orgi
veme
Me:
Yekeker
Bae:
Yhoookaywai
t
Hetookofhi sbri
efsndIt
ookof fmypjsndhe
camendki ssedmendhei nserthi
mselfnd
star
tedwit
hasl owpacendIwasmoani ngnd
hiswasgroaningheeIhat
epr egnancyndhe
wentfast
erndr oughl
y
Me:
Lu.
.baahhhhba.
.ba.
.k.
.kh.
.eahhh
Bae:
Ahhhfuckshi
tahhht
ightpussyahhbabeI
l
oveyouahhh
Me:
I.
.lo.
.vey
..
o..
uto.
.ooahhh
Bae:
Ahhhshi
tsot
ightahhhhh
Ndaft
er2hourswewer
edonendwel
ayont
he
bedwi
thourbacks
Me:
Goodni
ghtbabydaddy
Bae:
Goodni
ghtbabymomma
NdIsl
eptwi
thl
ubahol
dingmef r
om behi
nd.
Kdwhemustknowi
twasjstsex!
!!

Ci
ndy
HeyguysIam CindyndIam Luba'shighschool
l
overwellIl
oveLubaandIpl antobewi t
chhi
m
ndmakehi m di
vorcehiswif
endmar r
ymend
myplanwi l
lworkcozmommyi sasangomand
shewil
lhelpmesoYonwabadar l
ingy oubet
ter
watchoutcozthisgir
lisaboutt
ot akeyour
man.

#Ci
ndy
#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t37

Yonwaba
Me:
LUBAUCHEATI
NGONME!
!NDYOUNEVER
HOME!
!
Bae:
DON'
TRAI
SEYOURVOI
CEONMEWOMAN!
!

Me:
Lubapl
z
Bae:
Mxxm
Hegotoutoft
heroom yeswewer eargui
ng.It
s
been2weeksndLubahasbeencheat i
ngonme
wit
hCindyndhedoesn'
tevenhideitandIcan'
t
str
esscozmybabywill
die.SoIwent
downst
air
sndgott
her
eBanzi
waswat
chi
ngt
v
Me:
Heybabe
Banzi
:
Mommy
Me:
Mhmm
Banzi
:
Daddydoesn'
tpl
aywi
thmeany
mor
e
Me:
Hewi
l
lokayUmhmm hest
il
lbusyokay
Banzi
:
Okay
Lubadoesnothaveti
meforusi
tsl
ikehei
s
underaspel
l
.Arghhhlemmecook

Luba
Idr
ov efrom myhouset oCi ndy'
sapartment.
YesIam dat i
ngCi ndybtwhenIf i
rstsawherI
di
dn'theratallbtnowIj stlovedherndfor
Yonwabaar ghhhIdon'tev enlookather
anymoremyf eel
ingsforherfadedawaybt
somethinginsidemewant sherbtsomethingis
pul
l
ingmeawayf
rom herndi
tsCi
ndy

Ci
ndy
OkayyesIpitaspel
lonLubathatwouldl
ove
mendhat eYonwabanditsworki
ng Sot he
dooropenedndLubacamet othecouch
Luba:
Heybabe
Me:
Hybabe
Heki ssedmendIr espondedndIknewt hi
ngs
wer eheati
ngup ndhet ookofmyclothesnd
hi
st oondi nser
tedhi
mselfroughl
yndfucked
meokayokaywhoaaIwasgr oani
ngndIwas
moani ngndhewasr eall
yroughndhewas
groaningli
kesomeki ndwil
danimalhaithi
sis
painful .Hefini
shedndlookedatme
Luba:
Wow
Ismil
edwit
htear
sndl
ookedmyt
ight
sithad
scr
atchest
hatwer
ebl
eedi
ng
Me:
Lubal
ookwhatudi
d
Luba:
Sor
rykerbtIneedy
ouf
rom t
hebehi
nd
Me:
Bti
tst
il
lhur
t.
..
..
Hejstfl
i
ppedmer oughlyndf
uckedmef rom
behi
nd.Itwaspai
nfulndhewasscr at
chi
ngme
Heworehisclot
hesndkissedmy
for
ehead
Luba:
Seeu2mr
wIl
ovey
ou
Me:
Il
ovey
out
oo
Heleftwowhel
eftaf
terhavi
ngsexmxxm Iam
notgonnaabet
reatl
ikeasidechi
ck.Mommy
mustmakeanot
herpotionnxx!
!

Yonwaba
Iwassleepi
ngndIheardLubagetti
ngunder
cover
sndheldmef r
om thebehindndkissed
mybackokaythat
'sthefi
rstcozLubaever
si
ncehecheatedwit
hCindyhenev erhel
dme
orl
ookedatmeatmemay
behei
schangi
ng.

Iwokeupndwashedndworecomfor
tabl
end
madebreakf
astndwentt
owashLubanzi
and
wewentdownstai
rsndat
e
Banzi
:
Mommyupht
ata?
Me:
Ulel
e
Banzi:
Ohhuxel
eleubandamt
handaf
uthi
ndakhumbul
avha
Ibecameemoti
onalcozi
thur
tst
oheary
our
ownchil
dsay
ingthat
Me:
Ipr
omi
seIwi
l
l
Hesmil
edndhist
ransportar
ri
vedtohisday
car
endtookhi
mt othecarIwentbackathome
ndLubawasgoi
ngout
Bae:
Bye
Me:
Bye
Helef
tIcri
edndcal
l
edt
hegi
rl
swi
tha
conf
erencecal
l
Me:
Gir
ls
Mi
mi:
What
'swr
ongchomi
i
e?
Me:
Lubai
scheat
ing
Nal
edi
:
What
!!
Zoe:
Rhaaauy
any
asana
Kuhl
e:*
signs*whydon'
tul
eav
ehi
m chomi
i
e?
Me:
Ican'
tIl
ovehi
m ndwehav
eki
ds
Naledi
:
Howaboutyouguysgosomewhereel
se
youndLubanzi
andstayt
heref
orawhil
e
Me:
Lubawi
l
lnev
eral
l
owt
hat
Mi
mi:
Akazoy
azi
chomi
i
e
Me:
Idon'
tknow
Zoe:
Thi
nkabti
tokaysuwar
auzobuy
a
Me:
Okayby
egi
rl
sndIl
ovey
ou
Them:
Wel
ovey
out
oo
Iendedthecall
ndcookedlunchwellIdon't
workfornowbczofmypr egnancyar
ghhImi ss
work.Lubanz
iarri
vedndweat easwewer e
eati
ngLubaenteredwal
ki
ngwi thCi
ndy .Ist
ood
up
Me:
Whati
sshedoi
ngher
e?
Luba:
Umhmm wel
l
Me:
Tal
k!!
Ci
ndy:
Ar ghhhwel
lIam mov
ingi
nndohhwel
l
weget
tingmarri
ed
Tear
sfel
ldown
Me:
Lu.
.Lubai
sthi
str
ue
Bae:
YeahUmhmm y
ouwi
l
lsl
eepi
ntheguest
room
Theywentupst
air
sndIcri
edndf
eltt
inyhands
onmyfacenditwasLubanzi
Banzi
:Mamaul
i
lat
shi
nkodwaudal
awna
Me: okayndi
yeki
l
e
Hesmi ledndIkissedhischeecksohhthank
LordforLubanzi,heismywor l
d .Nowi t
wasatni ghtndIwassl eepi
ngwi t
hLubanzi
al
okndi gxothi
wekwi mainroom Icoul
dhear
Cindy
'smoansf r
om herenditbrokemyheart
ndIcriedImeandon' tIdeserv
et obehappy
"
Don'
tl
eav
ehi
m ory
ouwi
l
lmakehi
mrut
hless"
Ihear
dthosewor
dsndonmyhead
"Nev
erleav
ehim,youaretheonl
yonewhocan
cont
rol
him ndhi
sBeast,heneedsyou"
Mxxm Idon'
tcarenobaIam goingcr
azybtI
don'tcar
eabthi
sBeastIam leavi
ngLubamy b
hewi l
lcomebackfr
om hi
ssense.Isleptwi
tha
brokenhear
t .

#Lubanzi
#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t38

Yonwaba
WellIwoket
odayandmyBanziwassl
eepi
ng
ndIcri
edImeanLubavowedtoal
wayslov
eme

Banz
i:
Mamaal
i
laaphi
nde
Me:
Okayazophi
ndav
ha
Banz
i:
Izabambei
sisu
HebrushedmybumpIswearheisacti
ngli
ke
myhusband myl it
tl
eman Sowewashed
ndIwewentdownstai
rsndgott
hereLubaand
thebi
tchwer
ekissi
ng
Banzi
:
Tat
aancami
samama
Theyst
oppedndl
ookedatusndLubapassed
usli
kewetrash ndlookedatt
hisCi
ndy
whoaaokayshehasscrat
chesonhernecknd
l
egsyheeysanat
heylookedpai
nful
Me:
Iseei
tsal
readyget
ti
ngi
tu
Ci
ndy
:Whatar
eut
alki
ngabtbi
tch?
Me:
Not
hing
Imadef oodformendmybabi esndtheyleftso
Ipackedmycl othesndLubanzi'
sndthebaby '
s.
Ical
ledtheMimi t
opi ckmeupwell
Iwillst
ayat
hishouseforonlyt odayndIwr
otealet
terfor
Luba.Itgoesli
ket his
"Bythet
imeur eadthisl
aterIwouldbelong
gone.Ndiy
akuthandasthandwasam ndIknow
youdon'tl
oveusany moreplztakecar
eofyour
sel
f.Il
oveyou

Yonwaba

SoMi
mipi
ckedi
supndnowwewer
echi
l
li
ngat
hi
shouse
Mi
mi:
Chomii
eyougoingtoCapeTownndy
ou
wi
l
lbeli
vi
nginMful
eni.
Me:
Ohhhokay
WesleptndIwokeupnextmor ni
ngndwashed
Lubanziandweateaf
terthatMimit
ookusto
theai
rportndsai
dourgoodbyes
Me:
Thanky
ouf
orev
ery
thi
ng
Mimi:
Don'tment
ioni
tjongahav
efunokaynd
cal
lever
yday
Me:
Byechomi
i
e
Mi
mi:
Bye
Wewenttoourf l
ightndfl
ewt oCape
Town✈ ndafter5hour
swear ri
vedndcall
ed
anuberndittookustoatownshipcall
ed
Mful
enii
next6ndpackedi nfr
ontofourhouse
well
thehousewasbeaut i
fulImeanitl
ooked
l
ikeaRDPhousebti tsext
endednowsowegot
outndIpackedourcl
othesndsl
eptwi
thmy
babyboys .

Luba
WellIdroppedCindyatthemal l
mxxm ndwent
homendIgott her
enoonewashome.I
sear
chedt hehousendsawt helett
ersothey
l
eftapar tofmedidn'
tcarebtanot herdi
d.
Mxxm f uckthem t
heycangonxxx.SonowI
waspr epari
ngforamissionndCi ndyisnot
backheeezogcwal angam lo.
Ci
ndy
:Heybabe
Me:I
tsal
mostt
enpm ndwenawher
ehav
eu
been
Ci
ndy
:Fr
iends
Me:
Real
l
y
Ci
ndy
:Ewemar
nLubanxx!
!!
It
ookoutawi
rendhi
theront
hebackwi
thi
t
Ci
ndy
:AhhhLubast
op
MyBeastt ookover .It hr
ewpunchesonher
ndkickedherndshameshewasaski ngf
or
for
givenessnxxx!bit
ch!!Ipi
ckedherupnd
thr
ewhert hroughthedoornditbr
oke
Me:
Nev
erdi
srespectmewoman
Iwentoutnddr
ovet
othewar
ehousef
ort
he
missi
on.

Ci
ndy
It
sbeen2weekssi nceYonwabai sgonendI
mustsaylif
eisnotgr eati
tactuall
yhorr
ible.
Lubabeatsmeupf ornoreasonsomet i
mesand
Idon'
twearshortthingsndIhcenof ri
ends.I
hadmar ksonbodybczLubai sbeati
ngmend
heisroughonsexImeanr ealroughyouwoul d
swearthatyouareav ir
ginyhoo.SoIcalled
mom
Mom:
Cindy
Me:
Mom Lubay
andi
bet
haaphaIneedapot
ion
f
orhi
mtoobeyme
Mom:Honeyhewi
l
lnev
erobey
.St
opy
ourpl
an
wi
ll
neverwork
Me:
Mom pl
zmakesur
eitdoes
Mom:
It
sdanger
ousbabypl
zst
op
Me:
Mxxm nondby
ear
ghh
Idr
oppedt
hecal
lndLubagoti
n
Me:
Wher
ehav
eubeen
Luba:
Shutt
hef
uckup!
!
Ndhewentt
oshowerarghhhIcan'
tst
aywi
th
hi
m any
morehewi
llki
l
lme.

Yonwaba
Well
li
feisgr
eati
nCapeTownbd5mont hs
pr
egnantwel
lImissLubabadl
y .Sot
odaywe
wer
eatt
hemal
lndLubanzi
lookedunhappy
Me:
Babeuokay
Banzi
:
No
Me:
What
'swr
ong?Yout
ir
edorwhat
Banzi
:
Imi
ssdaddy
Me:
Don'
tcr
ybabyImi
sshi
mtoo
Banzi
:
Funaagodukamna.Funat
ata
Ther
ewegoagainIcr
iedtoocozmi
sshimtoo
ndIkneel
eddownndhuggedmybundl
eofJoy
"
Arey
ouokay?
"
Il
ookedupIwasmetbyabuffyy
ell
owbone
guywell
hehadadeepscaronhi
scheecknd
l
ookedcutebtLubai
scut
er
Me:
Wef
inesi
r
Iwi
pedmyt
ear
sndLubanz
i'
s
Guy
:OhhIam Thusobyt
heway
Me:
Yonwabat
hisi
smysonLubanzi
Thuso:
OhhokaysocanIhv
eyournumber
?
Me:
Iam mar
ri
edsoIcan'
t
Thuso:
Ohhcomeonwewi
l
lbef
ri
ends
Me:
Ohhokay
Igav
ehi
m any
way
Thuso:
OkaybyCut
ie
Me:
Umhmm by
e
Hekissedourcheecksndwentaway
.Mhmm
cut
ie

Thuso
Heyguysmynamei sThusoalsoknownas
Tri
gger ohhyesIam Beast'
senemy .Beast
mademydaughterandwifegetrapedndI
knowheiswi
thanotherwomanwhi lehi
swi f
e
i
salone .OkayYonwabaIwasf ol
l
owingher
ndshelookshot wellmypl anist
odat e
Yonwabandgetherr apedt oo .Wel lYonwaba
i
sv er
ybeauti
fulndhotwi t
ht hatbi
gassf uck!!
Whatam Isaying?EishIjsthopemypl an
worksndpraythatIdon'tfallf
orherbczIthinkI
am al
readystart
ed .

#Tr
igger
#Lubanzi
#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t39

Yonwaba
ThatThusoguyseemedni
ce.Weareathome
watchi
ngTVndmyphoner angndIpi
ckedi
tup
cozit
sanunknownnumber
Me:
Mhmm
?
?:Heyi
tsThusoher
e
Me:
OhhheyThuso
Thuso:
Umhmm socanUmhmm wemeet2mr
w?
Me:
No
Thuso:
Plzzz
Me:
Fine
Thuso:
Yessst
hanksy
ouj
stmademyday
Me:
Lool
okaygoodni
ght
Thuso:
Goodni
ghtIl
ovey
ouUmhmm meanwel
l
*si
gns*
Goodni
ght
Idr
oppedt
hecal
lndl
aughed
Banzi
:
Mama
Me:
Yesbabe
Banzi
:
Soy
ani
nikut
ata?
Me:
Nextmont
h
Banzi
:
Ifi
kani
nii
ntana?
Me:
Aft
er4mont
hsbabe
Banzi
:
Fakenj
nesusi
niunt
ana?
Me:
Ndi
mthengi
l
e
Banzi
:
Mamaaxokat at
aat
heni
naazumanaker
ngkutat
aachi
thakuwe
Me:
LUBANZI
!!
!
Banzi
:
Atshot
atamama
Me:
Nev
ersayt
haty
evha
Banzi
:
Mhmm i
zabambesi
su
Thenhebrushedmybumpndwef
eltasl
eepi
n
thecouch.

Ci
ndy
Wellli
fei
sgoodnahITSNOT! !!Lubaisaabuser
shamer i
ghtnowIam inthehospital
bczofhim
wellsomeguywasf l
i
rti
ngwithbdhel osti
the
beatmeupi nther
estaur
antmxxm Ican'ttake
thi
sanymor eImeanheshotme4t i
mesinthe
l
egndhenev ersaysIlovey
ou.Ilear
nedmy
l
essony hooanywayIwasget t
ingdischar
ged
todayandLubai spicki
ngmeup.Hegoti nnd
huggedme
Me:
Lubaweneedt
otal
k
Luba:
Umhhmm okaywewi
l
ltal
khome
Me:
Il
ovey
ou
Luba:
Sur
elet
'sgoohhndmom i
shome
Me:
Yourmom?
!
Luba:
Yesl
et'
sgo
Yhoothismeanstroi
ble.Wespedtot
hehouse
ndIgotther
eabeautifulwomanImeanshe
real
l
ybeautif
ulshameany waywassi
tt
ingi
nthe
couchlooki
ngangryndshestoodup
Her
:Yheeysf
ebeuf
unani
apha?
!
Luba:
Mom pl
zokayshei
smyf
utur
e
Her:
Lubaareuoutofyourmi
nd?Yourwif
eis
car
ryi
ngyoursonndyouiceanot
herson.
Luba:
Yeaht
heynotmi
ne
Her
:Heeent
ombaz
anaul
i
gqwi
rhay
az
Me:MahIam sorr
yndIknowuwi
l
lhat
eri
ght
nowbtpl
zforgiv
eme
Luba:Whatdoumean?Youguy
sknoweach
other?
Me:
Lubawel
lyoudon'
tl
oveme
Luba:
Ofcour
seIdo
Me:
Noy
ounot.
.Wai
tIwi
l
lbeback
Ir
antothebedroom ndndwentt
ot he
wardr
obendItookoutYonwaba'
stopndl
ucky
i
thadherper
fumendwentdownst air
s
Me:
Lubasni
ffont
his
Luba:
Why
?
Me:
Itwi
l
lhel
pyou
Luba:
Umhmm okay

Luba
Isni
ff
edt
het
opndIsuddenl
yfel
tdi
zzy
Mom:
Sither
e
Isatdownnddozedoff.Iwokeupinmyroom
ndtherewasanoisedownstai
rssoIwentt
o
theloungendndt
hereguyswerehere
Me:
Heywher
eismywi
fe?
Chust
ar:
Whi
chone?
Theyl
aughed
Zols:
Aii
boal
okuwer ebewi
tchedbyCindynd
cheatedonYonwabandnowshei sgone
Me:
WHAT!
!WHEREI
SCI
NDY?
Thabs:
Att
hewar
ehousebtYonwabashei
sMI
A
Me:Weneedtofi
ndherwor
senowTr
iggeri
s
outt
her
efuck!!
Amessagedcamethroughnditwasapicture
mhm ndopened.Whol
efuck!!I
tswasTrigger
wi
thmywifendsonndunderneathitwas
wr
it
ten
"
Fami
l
yGoal
s"
NonoIneedt
ofi
ndmyf
ami
l
yfuck!
!

Yonwaba
Iwokeupndf i
xedmyselfndf
ixedLubanzi
and
wenttoCavendi
shMallndwegottherewe
spot
tedThusondwenttohim
Me:
HeyThuso
Thuso:
Heybeaut
if
ul
Wehuggedandf istbumpedLubanziandwe
shoppeditwasfunshame.Heremi ndsmeof
Lubabaloar
ghhhImi sshi
m anywaywe
fi
nishedndhetookushomenowwer est
andi
ng
outsidet
hegate
Thuso:
Heyi
twast
oday
Me:
Yeahnduspoi
l
edus
Banzi
:
Mamaaf
unauhambanoBhut
i
Me:
Nextt
imev
ha
Thuso:
Kwedi
nyaphaphawna
Wel
aughed
Thuso:
Let
'st
akeapi
c
Me:
Okay
Wet ookapi
cndhekissedourcheecksndl
eft
ndwewentinsi
de.It
hinkIam f
all
ingfor
Thuso

Iwi
l
lpostagai
nlat
er
#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t40
Yonwaba
Welli
tsbeen2weeksnowndmendThusoar e
dat
ingbtIwil
lneverl
ovehimli
keLuba SoI
waspackingcl
othesbczwegonnaspendt
he
ni
ghtatThuso'
s.Lubanzi
walkedi
nndhe
l
ookedannoyed
Me:
What
'supbaby
?
Banzi
:
Aci
nganj
eer
Me:
Cingant
onumci
nci
?
Banzi
:
Utat
amnamamaakhumbul
aut
ataacel
a
asambe
Me:
Hai
Lubanzi
tat
akhoakasi
fun
Banzi
:
Alokmnat
ataat
handangkuangaf
uni
Isi
gnedwowLubal
oveshi
sdadsomuchndI
misshi
mtoo
Me:
Finewewi
l
lgonextweekMonday
Banzi
:
Yheeeeeezophi
ndandi
yekwi
misi
n
Me:
Wai
tuLubat
akesut
omi
ssi
ons
Banzi
:Mamaacel
aangahambi
noThusomna
afuni
adi
kal
aBhuti
Me:
Lubanzi
DreyMkhi
zeshutupndgowat
chy
v
Banzi
:
Mhmm azophi
ndaul
i
laaphaesuku
Me:
Mxxm
Hegotoutoftheroom heeeeLubanzi
real
l
y
doesn'
tli
keThusoanywayIheardacarhootnd
tookLubanzi
andwenttoThuso'scarndwegot
i
n
Thuso:
Heyf
ami
l
y
Me:
HeyTee
Banzi
:
Mxxm adi
kanxx
Me:
Lubanzi
!!
Banzi
:
Mxm
Wedrovet
oThuso'
shousendwearr
ivedathi
s
housendi
twasver
ybeaut
if
ulguy
syhooitsto
di
efor ndwewenti
nsi
de
Me:
Beaut
if
ulhouse
Thuso:
Thanksbabe
Ismil
edndsi
ncei
twasdar kThusoturnedt
he
l
ight
sonndIgottheshockofmylif
eitwas
Lubaandt
heguyssit
ti
nginthecouches
Banzi
:
TATA!
!!
HerantoLubaandLubapi
ckedhi
m up.Shi
tI
am deadIAM DEAD!
!!

Luba
Me:
Wemeetagai
nTr
igger
Bae:
Lubawhatar
eudoi
ngher
e
Me:
Tot
akey
ouf
rom t
hisst
upi
dfool
!!!
Tr
igger
:Don'
tcal
lmeaf
ool
Beast!
!
Ichuckl
edcl
ear
lyhedoesn'
tknowme
Me:
Goout
sideboy
swi
thmyf
ami
l
y
Bae:
Lubapl
zdon'
tdot
his
Me:YONWABAVOETSEKYANDI
VAHNDI
THI
VOESTEKNOW GOOUT!!
!
Bae:
DONTFUCKENSHOUTATMEYOU
ASSHOLE!
!
Wowokaysheshout
edbackatmendYonwaba
hasnev
ershoutmeargghImessedupneh
Me:
Babepl
zgo
Tr
igger
:Sweet
yar
egonnal
i
stent
ohi
m orme
Bae:
Him
Theywentwithmywi f
ecry i
ngndlookedat
Tri
ggerwhoisbusysmi r
kingndIam real
l
y
gonnaki
llt
hisbast
ard!!
Me:
Tri
ggerugonnapay
Tr
igger
:Wel
lIf
uckedt
ourwi
fegood
Me:
SHUTUP!
!
Mybeasti
mmediatel
ycameoutItransf
ormed
i
ntomybeastwhi
lethi
smother
fuckeris
shaki
ngashel
l
Tr
igger
:W.
..
.whata.
.ar
ey.
..
y.
.y
ou?
Me:
Yourwor
stni
ght
mar
e
Idi
dn'twast eti
meIki ckedhisfacendmyf oot
wentthr oughhisfacendhi sbodyfelldownndI
quickl
ygr abbeditandIrippeditapartwithhi
s
i
nsidef l
y i
ngintheairndIcampeddownnd
changednor mal ndwentt othecarcozIam
l
eav i
nghi sbodyher esoIgotinndmyf amil
y
wassl eepingei
shIgotl otofexplai
ningt odo
Chust
ar:
Sour
ippedhi
m apar
tli
keusai
d
Me:
Ohhy
es
Zol
s:
Siesmar
nyeses
Wel
aughednddr
ovet
otheai
rpor
t

Yonwaba
Iwokei
nourroom ndLubawassleepi
ngnext
tomendIam sur
eCindylef
thi
m.Islappedhi
m
har
dndhejumpedndsatupstrai
ght
Luba:
YONWABAMARN!
!
Me:
Whyam Iher
e?
Bae:
Bczy
ouar
emywi
fe
Me:
Cindyi
snotme
Luba:
Babyl
ookCi
ndybewitchedokaybtmom
hel
pedmendIsearchedf
ory oumylove
Me:
Howdi
dyouf
indme?
Bae:
Yourr
inghasat
rackernduwer
edat
ingmy
enemy
Me:
Youcheat
edonmetoondusl
eptwi
thher
wi
thmeinthehouse
Bae:
Iam sor
rybabepl
z
Me:
Iwi
l
lthi
nkabouti
t
Wewokeupndpr
epar
edbr
eakf
astndweat
e
noBanzi
Banzi
:
Tat
amamaebel
i
li
lei
dzol
oesuku?
Bae:
Lool
nowhy
Banzi
:
Alokmamal
i
laokoesuku
Lubaf
rowned
Bae:
Iam sor
ry
Me:
Notnow
Wef i
nishedndLubaandBanzi wentoutnd
l
ateront heycamebackndweat endwentt o
bed.Iwassl eepingfacingthecell
i
ngLubagot
ont opofmendki ssedmeIswearIwaswet
al
r eadyar gghndwet ookoffourclothesndhe
wentdownonmynunundmuf f
edt hehellout
ofmendIcamendhei nser
tedhimselfndhe
startedwi thaslowpacendi twasmagi cal
ndhewentf ast
erndf asterndhewasgr oaning
whi l
eIwasmoani ng
Me:
B..
Bab.
.eIam c.
.co.
.m.
.mi
..
ng
Bae:
Fuckshi
twai
tbaby
Hepul l
edoutndturnedndbendmendinserted
himselffrom mybehi
ndndhebangedme
str
aightawaysanandIwasmoani ngwhi
lehe
i
sgr oaningndheldmetightndwecameatthe
samet imendhepl ay
ednexttomendpull
ed
met ohim
Bae:
Il
ovey
oubabe
Me:
Ilov
eyout
oobabe
Wefel
lasl
eepi
neachot
her
'sar
ms.Iguesswe
back WEBACK!!
!!

#Lubanzi
#LubaKaYonni
e

41Cont
inuat
ion
Yonwaba
Well
thingsaregr eatndLuthois5mont hs.SoI
wokeupwel li
tsDecemberndt hekidsarein
E.
Cwi t
ht hei
rfather.SoIwokeupndwashed
ndworemybumshor tj
eanndndblacksport
br
awi t
hmybl acksneaker sndwentt omallto
meetupwi ththegirls.Wewerenowat
Mug&Bean
Mimi:
Heeemnt
aseeay
andi
tyai
ndodasana
i
zolo
Me:
Imi
ssmyki
dsy
az
Zoe:
Nankul
omsoonet
shi
ntshat
opi
c
Kuhl
e:Mi
minendodamxm
Me:
Imi
ssmydi
ckt
oo
IsawNal
edi
wasqui
et
Zoe:
YheeyMadam awut
hul
e
Shecr
iedsanay
hoo
Me:
What
'swr
ong?
Nal
edi
:
Thabi
sobeat
smendhei
scheat
ing
Us:
WHAT!
!?
!!
Me:
Uqal
eni
ni?
Nal
edi
:
Fewweeksago
Mi
mi:
Let
'st
eachhi
m al
esson
Ohhnot
hismeant
roubl
e.
Zoe:
Iam sur
eThabsuzogroovert
oni
ghtsowe
mustbeathi
m upwit
hhisbit
ch
Nal
edi
:
Haaaaaaanono
Me:
Nahchomii
ewearsomet
hingsexywegoi
ng
t
opart
ytoni
ght
Nal
edi
:
Thabi
sowoul
dnev
eral
l
owme
Mi
mi:
Akazoy
azchomi
i
e
Zoe:
ClubVeni
ceat8pm don'
tbel
ate
Us:
Rodget
hat
WewenthomendBaecal
l
ed
Me:
Mybeaut
if
ulhusband
Bae:
Myhear
tImi
ssy
ouhey
Me:
Imi
ssy
out
oobabe
Bae:
CanISky
pe?
Me:
Ofcour
se
Idr
oppedt
hecal
lndt
ookmyl
apt
opndwe
Sky
ped
Bae:
Myheartyoul
ookbeaut
if
ulIhopenoboy
hast
ouchedyou
Me:
Hahahanev
erst
handwasam
Bae:
Lookwhoj
stgoti
n
I
twasLubanzi
car
ryi
ngLut
ho
Banzi
:
Mommy
Lut
ho:
gggmhf
fff
ggf
fvkkj
h
Me:
Mywor
lds
Banzi
:
Mamaazozani
ni
Me:
Mondaybaby
Lut
ho:
Aaagmmj
ggf
hhv
Me:
Yesbabymommyl
ovesy
out
oo
Bae:
Okayu2i
tsbedt
ime
Theygoti
ntobedwi
tht
hehel
pofBae
Bae:
Babyseeusoonneh
Me:
Il
ovey
out
oo
Bae:
Ilov
eyoutoobabendIr
eal
l
ymeani
twhen
Isayseeusoon
Ilaughedndweclosedourlaptops..After4
hoursIwashedndl ot
ionndwor emyt ightnd
reall
yshortbl
ackjumpsuit,
ithadaV- neckthat
goesdownt omyst omachandmyr edbl ock
heelndaddl i
lofmake-upndsprayedmyweav e
ndIwasf l
amesndMi mical
led
Me:
Comi
ng
Mi
mi:
Hur
ryup
Idr
oppedthecal
lndspedtot
heclubndwe
par
tyt
il
lwedrop.SoIwasbusytwer
kingf
or
someguy.Someonepull
edmeroughl
y
Me:
HeydudeIam.
..
..
..
FUCKI
TSLUBA!
!Wai
thowdi
dhe?Iam i
ndeep
shi
t .
Me:
Babewhatar
eudoi
ngher
e?
Heslappedmesohar dthatt
hemusi cstopped
ndpeoplewerelookingatuseishguy she
l
ookedr eal
l
ymadwi thbloodyeyes.I
fIdieplz
tel
lLubanzindLuthomommyl ovesthem coz
l
ubaI SGONNAKI LLMETONI GH!!!

#Lubanzi
&Lut
ho
#LubaKaYonni
e
DI
ARYKAYONWAB:
UTHANDOI
WEGI
NSTA
I
nser
t41

Cr
opTopny
ananj
eert
oenj
oy

Yonwaba
Iwokeupndmyhandsomehusbandwas
sleepi
ngnchoo suddenl ythedevili
nme
wokeupsoIgotupbdt ookouthandcuffsnd
gotont opofLubaki
ssedndher espondednxx
thisbastar
d.Heopenedhiseyes
Me:
Promi
set
hatuwi
l
lbeagoodboy
Bae:
Ipr
omi
se
Ismirkedndhandcuf
fedhi
slegsndhandsnd
gotont opofhi
m ndi
nsert
edmy sel
fndhe
groanedndIpull
edoutndsmiled
Bae:
Whyddust
opbabe
Ii
gnor
edhi
m ndwentt
otakesj
ambok
Bae:Yonwabapl
zputi
mvubuphant
sibabewe
tal
kedaboutthi
s
SoIwentcl
oserndstar
tedwhi
ppi
nghi
m ndhe
wasgroani
nginpai
n
Me:YOUFUCKENASSHOLE, DI
CKHEAD,
STUPIDFOOL, KNUCKLEHEAD,YOUDOG,YOU
GAY, YOUFUCKENMOTHERFUCKERYOU
HURTMENDUEXPECTNETOFORGI VEYOU
HUH? !
IAM GONNAKI LLYOULUBABALO
JUNIORMKHI ZE!!
!
Iwasangr
yndcr
yingatt
hesame
Bae:
FUCK!
!IAM GONNAKI
LLYOUYONWABA
MARNAHHHHFUCK
Iwhippedhimf or2hoursndlefthi
ml i
ket
hat
ndtookLubanzi ndwentforshoppingndweate
breakf
astatthemal lsowewenthomel at
end
whenwegott hereLubawasstil
lti
edupndhe
wasbleedi
ngndbel ookedweakarghhnonoI
r
ant
ohi
m
Me:
LubaIam sor
rypl
zdon'
thur
tme
Bae:
Babewat
erndIam hungr
ymar
n
Iqui
ckl
yuntiedhi
m ndcl
eanedhi
swoundsnd
madehim somethi
ngtoeatndheat
eshame
mynunuwashungr y
Me:Ishoul
dhavelef
tyouli
kethatfor2weeks
btIcan'
tcozIam nothear
tl
essli
key ou
Bae:
Nx!
!Iam sl
eepi
ng
Me:
Vel
ehambol
ala
Wesleptsananov
aekdwhewasn'
thol
dingme
f
rom behi
nd.

Iam 9mont hspregnantnowndMendLubaar e

greatwit
hLubanzi ofcozndLubanzi i
svi
olent
nowcozhef i
ght
satschool .Iblamehi sf
atherI
meanhehasadi ckheadf orafathersoIwas
withLubanzindmywat erbroke
Banzi
:
Mamaadal
akdwazi
chamel
a
Me:
Ndzokubet
ha
Banzi
:
Ical
l
edBaeandhepi
ckedi
tup
*
Conv
o*
Hi
m:Babe
Me:
Myw.
..
..
.a.
..
.t
..
.t
..
erbr
..
.o.
.k.
.k.
.e
Ifel
tshar
pmassi
vepainsonmyst
omachI
knewmybabyboyiscoming
Bae:
Iam comi
ng
Hedr
oppedt
hecal
l
Me:Banzigot
omyr oom ndnextt
othecot
comewi t
hthebaby
'sbag
Banz
i:
Okookot
humamna
Me:
LUBANZIVOETSEKNDI
THIVOETSEK!
!!
Banz
i:
Nawe
Her anupstai
rsndcamebackwi t
hthebagaf t
er
20mi nutesLubaar
ri
vedndpickedmeupnd
wewentt ohi
scarndspedtothehospit
alnd
wear r
ivedndIwastakenin.Nowit'
sbeen2
hoursndt hebabyi
ssti
llf
arndthepainsarghh
fuck!!
Me:
Lubat
akehi
m out
Bae:Iwil
lnotnownyamezelamyQueen.Later
theguysndgi r
lscamendIwasj stwal
king
around.Aft
er6hoursthepainsgotwor
se
Me:
AhhLubauy
inj
ayev
ha!
!
Bae:
EwebabeIknow
Me:
Ihat
eyouyoumademepr
egnantagai
n
msoonwehagu!
!!
Bae:
Yhoo!
!Xol
oal
okbabe
Thedoct
orcameMDi
nser
tedhi
sfi
nger
s
Dic:
It
sreadyt
ocomeoutsoIam gonnaneed
youtopushMam
Me:
Okay
Ipushedndpushedhaisanamnt
anakaLuba
nentl
okoenkul
uakaphumi
Bae:
Babepl
zpushhar
der
Me:
Iknowst
handwabti
thur
ts
Bae:
Iknowbabepushf
ormeker
Ipushedndpushedndsuddenl
yIhear
dababy
cry
ingndLubakissedmyfaceal
lover
Bae:
Babeonceagai
nyougav
emeanhei
r.
Ndai
yabul
elaMawushe
Ismi
l
edndLubapl
acedt
hebabyonmychest
Doc:
What
'shi
sname?
Bae:
Lul
utho
Me:
Drake
Us:
Mkhi
ze
Doc:
Alr
ight
Ismi
ledndIfel
lmyey
esf ai
l
ingtoopenwi
del
y
ndgotti
redndi
twasl
ightoutofme.

#Lul
uthoDr
akeMkhi
ze
#Lubanzi
#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t42

Yonwaba
Well
Lubascoopedmendputmeint
othecar
ndhedrov
eandwerenott
alki
ng.
Me:
BabeIam sor
ryt
hatIwentt
oacl
ub
Bae:
Voet
sekYonwaba
Me:
Wewer
ejstdanci
ng
Bae:
Idon'
tcar
eunev
erl
i
stenneh
Me:
BabeIwashav
ingf
un
Bae:
Wel
lfunwi
l
ltur
nint
oani
ght
mar
e
Wearri
vedandwegotoutndpickedmend
wentt
ot her
oom yhoosanaLubapunchedme
onmystomachandkickedmendcur si
ngndI
wascryi
ngsanamxxm Lubaisbori
ng.He
st
oppedndlooki
ngatme.
Me:
Lubapl
zIam sor
ry!
!
YhooLubapickedmendwenttothebal
cony
waitdouthi
nk,nohewi
llt
hrowmeof ft
he
bal
cony.Whenwasabouttothr
owme
"Tataha.
amamasobethamamaal
i
langku
colel
eezophi
ndat
ataAcel
a "
Heputmedownndwentt ocryi
ngBanzind
wentourmxxm Idraggedmysel
ftothe
bathr
oom ndtookabathndrubbedmybody
yhooitwashurti
ngndIwentoutIwasmetby
Lubaholdi
ngsleepi
ngLutho
Bae:
Dour
egr
etmar
ryi
ng?
Me:
No
Bae:
IknowIam notaper
fecthusbandbtu
al
wayspissmeoff
Me:Well
Iam sor
ryIwentclubbi
ngitwon'
t
happenagai
nbtstopbeat
ingmei t
scall
ed
abuse
Bae:
Iam sor
ryt
oobabeokayi
zasi
l
ale
Wesl
eptourl
i
ttl
eLut
ho

Twomont
hsl
ater
ItsFebruaryndLuthois7mont hsndBanziis
gonnabe4y earsoldyhooBanziisa
troublemakeryazsomedayhewascar r
yinga
knifendwhenIt ookitfr
om hi
m hesaid"Mxxm
yadikakanzanoledynxx"ohhy esLuba'
s
doingsasf orLubaheishas4Maf i
asonhis
tailsowewer estayi
ngatdad'sfronow.Well
tonightIknewtherewasami ssionndIam
goingIheardThabisotal
kingonthephone.I
wor emyblackkneeboat s,bl
ackbum shor
t,
bracroptopndal ongblackcoatndablack
beanie.Ar
ound10pm Idr ovetomyhousethe
crewwast herebythelooksofthecar
ssoI
waitedoutsi
deLuba'scarndtheycamend
greetedme
Bae:
Whatar
eudoi
ngher
e?
Me:
Iam goi
ngt
oami
ssi
on
Bae:
Younotgoi
ng
Me:
FineIwi
l
lfol
l
owy
out
hen
Bae:
Arghhgeti
n.
Wedrov
etohi
senemy'
swarehousendonthe
wayhewasl
ooki
ngatmendhest oppedt
he
car
Me:
What
swr
ong
Bae:
You
Hel
ower
edmyseatndgotont
opofmend
removedmyshor t
sndmyt hongndheinser
ted
himsel
fndfuckedmer oughyhoosanaLuba
umthembemxxm hef i
nishedaft
er10minut
es
ndwef oxi
edoursel
vesnddroveneart
hat
warehousendwegotoutndLubaandwentt o
theguys
Chust
ar:
You2busyf
ucki
ngwhi
l
ewehav
ea
missi
on
Me:
Voet
sek
Bae:
Ndndi
thi
Voet
sek
Theylaughedndwenti nsi
dendst ar
ted
shootingwor sewenotwearingbull
etproofs
arghhwel l
Lubawasonmysi dewel
lguyst his
i
snotmyf ir
stmissi
onbtLubai sbusytreating
mel i
keababywel lLubakil
ledtheBossby
cutti
nghimi ntopi
ecesyhuumyhusbandi sev i
l.
Nowwer eabouttogetoutmor egunshotsnd
theguy swereshotndlayi
ngont hepool of
blood.
Luba:
Yonwabar
un!
!!
!
Me:
Nol
et'
srunt
oget
her
Iwascr
yingguy
syhoondweer
eoutnumber
ed
Bah!
!BAH!
!BAH!
!
Lubawaslay
ingdownwit
hbloodcomi
ngout
hi
schest
.Icri
edndgotontopof
Luba:
Te.
.l
lt.
.heb.
.o.
ysIl
..
.ov
..et
he.
.m
Me:
Nopl
zbabynopl
z
Iki
ssedhi
m ndhewaski
ssi
ngmet
oo
BAH!
!BAH!
!BAH!
!
Afel
tamassi
vepainonmybackndIknewI
wasshotont
heback
Me:
Il
..
o..
v..
.ey
..
o..
ut.
o..
o
Ndi
twasl
i
ght
soutofmendHubby
.

I
sthi
stheEnd?
#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t43

*
Thi
sIsf
orKwandaJol
akazi
Tsheme*

Luba
Iwokeupi
nawhit
ewithmachineshangi
ngon
mendIknewIwasinahospi
tal
.Thedoctor
camein
Doc:
Youwakef
inal
l
y
Me:Docwher
eismywi
fe?Ndhowl
onghav
eI
beenher
e?
Doc:
It
sbeen3day
sndy
ourwi
fei
sinherwar
d
si
r
Me:
OhhcanIhav
ewat
erpl
z
Hegav
emewat
erndcheckedme
Me:
Umhmm DoccanIseeher?
Doc:
Wellt
hedoct
orsar
ebusyher
esomy
baf
ter
anhoursi
r
Me:
Ohhhi
sshebadl
yhur
t?
Doc:
Wel l
sheisnotmypat
ientsoy
ouaski
ng
t
hewr ongdoctorsi
r
Me:
Ohh
Thenmom andmyboy
sndt
hegi
rl
scamei
n
Mom:
Ohhoy
hinmnt
anam
Sheki
ssedmyf
ace
Banzi
:
Yhuut
ataancami
say
eseskwedi
n
Wel
aughed
Me:
Msoonwakhosar
n
Banzi
:
Nawe
Mom:
Lubabal
o!!
Me:
Hest
art
edi
t
Mi
mi:
Mama'
sboy
Me:
Mxxm sounj
nmf
azwam ?
Theyal
lfr
owned
Banzi
:
Imi
ssmommy
Mom:BabyIwon'
tl
iebtshei
snotl
ooki
nggood
i
tsr
eall
ybad
Me:Fuck!
!IfIdi
dn'
tal
l
owher
etocomeshe
wouldbefine
Zoe:
Don'
twor
ryMakaGi
ntsai
saf
ight
er
Me:
MakaGi
ntsa
Wel aughedndwechat tedndafteranhourI
wentt oseemywi fe.Igotinherwar dnoman
shel ookedr eall
ybadndIwentt ost aywit
hher
forawhi l
endIwentbackt omywar ditr
eall
y
brokemyhear tt
oseet hepersonyoul ov
endI
am angr ywit hmy self
.Iwillf
indthese
mot herfuckersthatshotmywi fe .

Twoweeksl
ater
WellIam dischargedndYonwabai sgett
ing
worseev ery
dayndLubanzi sometimescrybcz
hewant shismom andt hatbreaksmyheartnd
Luthoalsoneedsaamot her'
slove.Well
Iwas
comingf rom t
hehospit
alwiththeboysndwe
wentt otheloungendthegentswer eher
e
dri
nkingbeereishkofi
waapha
Me:
Nobani
cingakukwenuapha
Banzi
:
OoMal
umeLut
ho:
Mggf
dsaj
bk
Chust
ar:
It
hinl
ent
wana
Zol
s:
It
hiuy
ipussy
Banzi
:
Pussy
Me:
Kwedi
nsut
het
hangepussykdwul
ivi
rgi
n
Wel
aughed
Banzi
:
Mama!
!!
Weal
lfr
owned
Banzi
:
Ohhanenemamasebhedl
ele
Me:
Yeah
Thabs:
Kwedi
nLubanzi
uzumani
niboy
Banzi
:Mnaazozumacher
yyakho
Me:
Mxel
elent
wana
Banzi
:
Nday
idl
alel
aaneh
Zol
s:
Yheeyl
ent
wanar
ingal
wat
hay
eses
Welaughednditwasactual
l
ynicet
ochil
lwi
th
myhommi esndmylit
tl
eguy s btIal
sowant
mywife.Mom cameintheeveni
ngtol
ookaf
ter
t
heboy s.

Lat
ert
hatni
ghtat10pm mendtheboyssped
tot
hehospi
tal
ndtheywait
edoutsi
dendIgotin
ndwentt
oherwardndsatnextt
oher
Me:
Babeyouhav et
owakeupokayplzwakeup
f
oruskertheboysmissy
oundImi ssyound
myti
ghtpussyit
sallmyf
aul
tthatI.
..
.
Themachinesstartedbeepingl
ouderndt
he
gutscameinwi t
hthedoctorndnursesndthe
doctort
ookelectr
icshockersndshock
YonwabaandIwaspani cking
Nur
se:
Sirgetout
Chust
ar:
FUCKOFF
Doc:
WELOSI
NGHER!
!!
!
Ndthemachinesst
oppedndmadet
he
t
ii
ii
i
ii
ii
i
ii
ii
i
iisound
Doc:
Timeofdeat
h11:
12
IopenedmyeyesasIwasshockedm.
.ymy
wif
eisdeadnonononono! !
!!

#RI
PYonwaba
#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t44

Luba
Wel lit
shar dguy sI'v
ebeeni nmyr oom si nce
thatdayYonwabadi ed.Wel lIknowmom and
herdadar epl anningherf uneral ndtodayi t
s
Fridayt hedaybef orethefuner alsot hecasket
arriv
edndIwaschi l
l
ingwi t
hmyboy s,You
shoul dI'veseenwhenwet oldthathi smommy
won' tcomeback, hecri
edal lnightndi twas
reall
yhear tbreakingndt heppl whoshotmy
wifedi edwi ththeirfamili
eswel lyesIkilled
them btIt ort
uredt hem fi
rstany wayIwent
downst air
sf ortheser vi
cendi twasopenIsaw
hershel ookedbeaut i
fulevenshei sdead, well
theboy swer ecr yi
ngt hr
ought heser vi
cend
theydi dn'twantany onebesidesme.Af tert hat
wewentupst ai
rstomybedr oom ndLut howas
sleepingnow.
Banz
i:Tat
afunamama
Me:
Shei
sheav
ennt
wana
Banzi
:
Btshecan'
tgoIam 4y
ear
sol
d
Me:
Ndunengqay
ienkul
u
Banzi
:
Ndmom hasabi
gfatass
Me:
Kwedi
n!!
WelaughedIswearwhenIwast
hinki
ngabout
herIgotaboner
Me:
Kwedi
njongawenzan
Banzi
:
Tat
acanIask
Me:
Sur
e
Banzi
:
Kut
henpi
pii
nkul
ukuney
am
Me:
Voet
sekkwedi
n
Banzi
:
Iwasj
staski
ng
Me:
Funekeuy
eket
het
haEngl
i
shzobay
imof
fi
e
Banzi
:
Mxxm msoonwakho
Me:
Nzokubet
haBanzi
neh
Banzi
:
Xol
okert
aima
Lut
ho:
Mgf
dhhj
kds
Me:
Kwedi
nuv
uki
l
e
It
ookhi
m ndhesmi
l
ed
Lut
ho:
D..
Dada
Banzi
:
Me:
Boyusai
ddada
Lut
ho:
Dada
Hesai dt
hatclappi
nghi shands.ManIwas
fuckenhappyIrant omydr awerndtookoutmy
gunndshotupwhi stl
i
ng.Theboy sscreamed
ndlaughed.Iheardfootst
epndt hegentscame
i
nwi thAK-47s
Chust
ar:
MOTHERFUCKERS
Ndt
heyst
oppedndl
ookedatme
Me:MisoonuIam bondi
ngwi
thmyboy
s
Voet
sekgetout
Thabs:
Lekakaay
ibhadl
anga
Theygotoutndweat
endsl
ept
.

THEDAYOFTHEFUNERAL
Iwokeupndshower edndl ot
ionedndwor emy
blackshirtnotie,blackskinnypant s,
black
boats, ndachai nndal ongkneebl ackcoatnd
dressedLubanzi li
kendmyl it
tl
emant oosowe
wentdownst ai
rsndt hecasketwasoni t
sway
tothechur chndIt ookiGusheshey am nddr ove
withmyl it
tlegangstersndwear r
ivedndt he
servi
cewashear tbreakingndIwascr y i
ng
sil
entlynditwaspackedheyndi twasmyt urn
totalkeishandkhosemoodi nkanjnIwentwi t
h
theboy s
Me:Wel
l Iam notamanwi thwor dsbtit
sver
y
hear
tbreakingtoseethatyouleftus.Welov
e
youwit
hal l
ourheartsndthethingsthi
ngsyou
didt
ofuck!!
Thepeopl
elaughed)
Me:
Mawushewethulal
angoxol
ondt
hanky
ou
f
ort
hegi
ftsyoul
eftmewith.
Lubanzi
:
Tat
anam f
unat
het
ha
Me:
Thet
haboy
Lubanzi
:Mamaweloveyoundy oumy
superwomanndIwil
lal
waystreatawoman
wit
hrespectj
stl
i
keyouthoughtmeIlov
eyou.
(
Peopl
ewer
ecr
yingnow)
Lut
ho:
Mgf
jdDadamj
hgf
tyhm.
.mama
(
Theshout
ednchoo)
Me:
Lal
angox
oloBeast
Kaz
ii
ey
Gunshot
swer
efi
redbymycr
ewbdpeopl
egot
scar
ed
Me:
Lal
angox
oloGi
ntsaKazi
i
ey
Ndanot
hergunshot
swer
efi
red
Me:
Ak'
vel
ekuny
iwe
Gunshotsbeziydl
alel
anowndmom t ookmy
boysndgotint hecarndwenttothecemetery
ndallt
hatprocesswasdonendIwentt ojoin
mycrewndspi nnerGushesheyam sar
nndwe
wenthomeaf terthatndIchi
l
ledwit
hmysons
ndwesl eptt
ogether.

FOURMOTHSLATER
It
sJulyndIwasheal
ingguy
sIguess
counsel
li
nghel
pssoIwassleepi
ngwi
thLutho
andIfel
tsomeoneshaki
ngmendIlookedupit
wasLubanzi
Me:
Whati
sitnt
wana?
Banzi
:
Isawmom Iam scar
ed
Ichuckl
edIam sur
ehewasdr
eami
ngcozhi
s
beendreami
ngabouther
Me:
Real
l
ywhatdi
dshesayt
oyou
Banzi
:
Shesai
dshei
sgonnacomeback
Isi
gnedcozLubanzi
kudal
aendi
xel
elal
ent
o.
Me:
Wel
lboyi
zasi
l
ale
Banzi
:
Utheshel
ovesusndshewi
l
lcomeback
tai
ma
Me:
Okaymasl
aleKwedi
n
Lut
ho:
Dadahgf
dBagzi
Me:
Hai
maj
i
tarkhani
l
aley
hoo
Theylaughedmxxm t hi
sisgonnabeonelong
ni
ghtwi t
ht heset woawake.Wellwetal
kednd
Lubanziistell
ingmet hathehasacrushon
somegi r
l t
hisboyi s4yearsmxxm we
event
uallyallslept.

#Lubanzi
&Lul
utho
#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t45

Luba
It
sbeenamont hnowndIam missi
ngmywi f
e
btIhavetobestr
ongf
ortheboy
s.Iwokeupnd
washedndwentdownstai
rswel
lIhaveahouse
keeperndshei
soldndlovi
ng .Isawmyl i
tt
le
FAM
Me:
Mor
ning
Banzi
:
Hy
Lut
ho:
Gfy
hbdd
MamAngel
a:Mor
ning
Weat endkissedmylil
f am heydon'
tl
ookat
melikethatanywayIdrovetothemallnddi
d
shoppingwhil
eIwasshoppi ngsomeonespoke
?
?:Juni
or
It
urnedndi
twasmycol
l
egegi
rl
fr
iend.Thi
sgi
rl
wasasexf
reakIt
ell
you.
Me:
Sandr
awowy
oust
il
lbeaut
if
ul
Her
:Youl
ookhandsomet
ooJuni
or
Me:
Howar
eu?
Her
:OhhIam f
inendu?Anyki
ds,
wif
e
If
rownedhey
Her
:Iam sor
ryIdi
dn'
tmeant
oIj
st.
..
Me:
Nahit
scool
mywi
fedi
edf
ewmont
hsago
ndgot2boy
sndu
Her
:NoneheyIam si
ngl
e
Me:
Ohhokay
Her
:Gi
vemey
ournumbersot
hatwecangeti
n
t
ouch
Me:
Okaysexf
reak
Her
:Fucky
ou!
!
Wel
aughedndexchangedt
ensndIwenthome
ndLubanzi
wassl
eepi
ngndhewast
alki
ngi
n
hi
sdream
Banzi
:
Mamabuy
apl
z
?
?:
Banzi
:
Ipr
omi
semamawai
tbuy
aBUYA!
!!
Iwokehi
m upndhewassweat
ing
Banzi
:
Soonmom z
obuy
a
Heneedshel
phei
sgonenut
s .
Anywayweatelunchndsupperndwentt
obed
wit
hmyf amil
yndanunknownnumbercall
ed
ndIanswered
Me:
Lou
?
?:Heyi
tsSandr
a
Me:
Beaut
if
ull
ady
Her
:Hahacanwemeetf
orbr
eakf
ast
Lut
ho:
gfhl
i
gds
Me:
Kwedi
nlal
amar
n
Banzi
:
Thet
hanaba?
Me:
Makwedi
n!!
Theyl
aughedev
enSandr
a
Her
:Lol
theboy
sar
etr
oubl
i
ng
Me:
Yeah umhmm okayIwi
l
lmeetup
2mr
w
Her
:Thanky
ou
Idr
oppedt
hecal
l
Me:
Banzi
whatddmommysayt
out
oday?
Banzi
:
Shesai
dthaty
oumustbepat
ientshewi
l
l
comeback
MeOkayl
et'
ssl
eep.
IwishIcouldtur
nbackthedayYonwabawas
shot.
Isl
eptwiththeboysbusyki
cki
ngmenx !!
Lal
akakbi ezi
ntwana .InthemorningIwoke
upndf i
xedmysel fndwentMugs&BeansndI
gotthereSandr awaswai ti
ngIwenttohernd
greetedndwet alkedwellwhi
leweweretal
ki
ng
Idon'tknowi fitloveorwhatBTIthi
nkIwant
her.EishIcan'tloveherIam sur
eYonwabawill
beangr ywithme.
Sandr
a:Lubay
ouknowIst
il
ll
obey
our
ight
Me:
Ohhr
eal
l
y
Sandr
a:Yesndwecouldmakeagr
eatcoupl
ebt
wecant aket
hingssl
ow
Me:
Idon'
tknowIt
hinki
tswr
ongman
Sandr
a:Pl
ease!
!!
Me:
Okayf
inebtt
aket
hingssl
ow.
Sandr
a:Yay!
!Thanksbaby
WekissedndIdr
ovehomendgotLubanzi
was
ki
cki
ngLuthondmyboycri
ed
Me:KWEDI
NVOERSEK!
!UTSHONGENTLOKO
ENKULUAPHA
Banzi
:
NAWE!
!
Iwal
kedt
ohi
m ndher
anndIpi
ckedupLut
ho
Me:Sor
ryboynehbtnawemar
nyi
deubemdal
a
uzi
l
welwesarn
Ist
ayedwi
thLut
hondSandrawel
lBaecal
led
ndwetal
kedndweendedthecal
lndwentfed
Lut
hondLUBANZI!
!!
Banzi
:
DaddyIam sor
ryv
ha
Me:
It
scool
boydon'
tdoi
tagai
n
Banzi
:
Iwon'
tdaddy
Me:
Any
wayIhav
eagi
rl
fr
iend
Banzi
:
Your
epl
aci
ngmom
Me:Kwedi
nwazi nt
onngez
ozi
ntowel
lnoIwi
l
l
al
wayslovemommybtIneedawomanIcan'
t
beavir
ginagai
n
Banzi
:
What
'st
hat?
Me:
Somewhohasnev
erf
ucked
Banzi
:
Apussy?
Me:
Gcwel
ent
wana
Wesai
dgoodby
etoMamAngel
andwesl
ept
.

FourMont
hsl
ater
Well i
tsNov emberndme&Sandr aaredat i
ngbt
Iam nothonestwi thherwell Idon'
ttr
usther,
don'tloveherlikeYonwabandshehasan
atti
tudewell Ihavebeat enherupndi twasbad.
Myboy shateherev enmyf r
iendsndf amily
mxxm Idon' tgiveaf uck!!SoIwast akingout
Sandr aouttodi nnerndwewer edrivi
ngt oa
restaurant
Sandr
a:Ihav
easur
pri
sef
ory
ou
Me:
Real
l
ybaby
Sandr
a:Ohhy
es
Me:
Okay
Wearri
vedndwewer eshowenoi
rseat
s,we
atendawait
resscamendgavemear oseI
l
ookedatSandraandshewaskneel
i
nginfr
ont
ofmewithasmallbox.
Sandr
a:Lubawoul
dyoumar
ryme?
Iwasshockedworsebendizomlahl
abtnowI
can'
tndpeopl
earelookingatus.Shi
tSandr
a!!
!I
don'
tyoundIam notready!!
!!

#Lubanzi
_Lul
utho
#LubaKaYonni
e

I
nser
t46

Cr
opTop

Luba
Me:
Umhm ofIwi
l
lmar
ryy
oubabe.
Peopleclappedthei
rhandsmxxm t hisi
sbad
yeseswor stpar
tshedidthisinpubli
csoIhad
tosayy esanywaywecelebr at
edndwenthome
ndgott hereandwehadlot sofsex.I
nthe
mor ni
ngIwokeupndconf erencecal
ledthe
gents
Zol
s:
Fe2bendsaf
akaapha
Thabs:
SiesZol
ani
mar
n
Chust
ar:
Mxxm
Me:Futsekmarnany
wayIcal
l
edbczIam
get
tingmarri
edmaji
tar
Theyl
aughednx!
!Mot
her
fucker
s
Ayl
a:Hai
Lubay
oucan'
tmar
ryt
hatchi
ck,
shei
s
abi
tch
Thabs:
Ndi
tsst
il
lear
lymar
n
Zol
s:
Ndshei
snott
rust
ed
Me:Fut
sekmar
n!!LookIknowokayIwi
l
lmar
ry
hernxx!
!
Iendedthecallndwentt
otheboysroom wel
l
theyshar
ear oom.Anywaythei
rwer
eawake
Me:
Kwedi
n
Banzi
:
Aweet
aima
Lut
ho:
Dada
Hegotcl
appedhishandsmxxm t heseboy
sare
mylif
eIwoulddieforthem ndIpr
omisedmy
wif
eIwil
ltakecareofthem.Ist
ayedwit
hthe
boysndIgotacallfr
om mom
Me:
Mom
Mom:
Heysot
hatwi
tchi
sgone?
Me:What?Mom t
hat
'smyf
iancey
out
alki
ng
about
Mom:
Fiancéewhatdoy
oumeanbyt
hat
Me:
Weget
ti
ngmar
ri
ed
Mom: What!!
!Heeehaisanandi
vel
elwef
orsure
yabonakeresosfebeasozesi
bengumakoti
wakwam rhaasies
Me:
Mom don'
tfi
ghti
t
Mom:
Mxxm
Idroppedt
hecallndwewentdownst
air
sbd
Sandrawasleav
ing.
Sandr
a:BabeIam goi
ngt
omypar
ent
sokay
Me:
Okay
Shewentout
.Can'
tbel
i
eveIam mar
ryi
ngagai
n.

Sandr
a
Heyguy sIam SandrawellLuba'
sfi
ancée.I
real
lydoloveLubabtmosthi smoney .Wel
lI
will
mar r
yhim ndIwill
kil
lhim ndgethismoney
byhiswill
.Iknowyout hi
nkIam bit
chor
whateverIdon'
tcarebczmypl anwillwor
keven
thoughhedoesn'tl
ovemeIdon' tcareheis
minendmineal
onecoznoonemesseswi
th
Sandr
aJonga .

Luba
Wel l
t heguysshout edmet odaywi ththegirl
s
mxxm Idon' tcar eyhooandat hukwanguMi mi
noZoebat hi"
WenaLubauy injayaz,You
mar r
y ingesasf ebemxxm uzawuf auny ee"
mxxm any waywewer eeati
ngdi nnerallofus
withMamAngel awellsheismysecondmom
ndIt reatherlikemymom.Shedoesn' thvekids
cozt heyalldiedinacaracci dentwithhis
husbandsoshecompar esmewi t
hhislate
oldersont hatIam stubbornashi m.
Me:
MamaIhav
enewsf
ory
ou.
MamAngel
a:Okay
Me:
Wel
lmendSandr
aar
eengaged
Banz
i:
YhooIam gonnahav
eaev
ilst
epmot
her!
!
Me:
Fut
sek!
!
MamAngel
a:Wel
lcongr
atul
ati
onsbot
hofy
ou
Sandr
a:Thanky
oumah
Banzi
:
Mxxm
Lut
ho:
Hgdkj
Dada
Me:
Yesmyboy
Lut
ho:
Gfj
uzsj
Bagzi
Me:
Iknowboy
WeatendIwenttopitt
heboy stosleepnd
Banziwasgi
vi
nglect
uretooarghh.Ndwentto
myroom ndhad2roundswithmywi fend
sl
ept.

Unknown
Me:
Howi
sshe?
Doc:
WellIt
hinkshei
sget
ti
ngbet
tercozf
ew
monthsbackshewashor
ri
ble
Me:
Ohhkaysoshewi
l
lmakei
t
Doc:
YesBossshewi
l
lmakei
t.
Me:
Wheni
sshewaki
ngup?
Doc:Wel
lBossmay benextweekor2weeks
l
aterbczthi
smedicati
onwegav eher3day
s
agonditsworki
ngfastBoss.
Me:Goodcozsheneedst
ogetuporel
se
kuzoshuba.
Wechuckl
edndwentt otheother
snddrank
whi
skeyndtol
dthem aboutthegoodnews.

#Lubanzi
_Lul
utho
#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t47

Luba
Welli
tsbeen2weeksnowndLubadr eamsa
l
otabouthismom.Sandr asai
dheneedshelp
ndItotal
lyagreewi
thherbtheisj
stakidsohe
wil
lbef i
ne.Iwaschi
ll
i
ngwiththeboy
sndi t
s
Sat
urday
Banzi
:
Tai
ma
Me:
Sur
e
Banzi
:
Ndi
necher
ry
Me:
Hai
kwedi
n
Banzi
:
Nyant
aima
Me:
Soubusencami
sil
e?
Mxxm t
hisboyi
sfor
war
dmar
n
Banzi
:
Yeahbtndf
unar
ubber
Me:
Asi
ncondom.
Banzi
:
Yeahndcel
i
lekwi
cher
ryy
am
Me:
Banzi
:
Me:
Kwedi
nzumanj
ewnanzokny
isa
Banzi
:Kodw.
..
..
..
Me:
YheeyVoet
sek!
!
Lut
ho:
Dada
Me:
Boyboy
Hesmiledndpickedhi
stoy IswearIl
ovemy
chi
l
dren.Sandr
agotin
Sandr
a:Heybabewel
lIchangedt
hedat
es.
.It
s
gonnabenextmonth
Me:
Ofwhat?
Sandr
a:Weget
ti
ngnextmont
h
Me:
WHAT!
!
Heeeey
aqhel
alomnt
anabaf
e2st
ruuu.

Unknown
Iwai
tedout
sidet
hewar
dndt
hedoccameout
Me:
So?
Doc:
Shei
sawake
Me:
That
'sgoodnewshey
.Whendi
dshewake
up?
Doc:
It
sbeenaweeknow
Me:
Lemmegoi
nsi
de
Iwenti
nndshewasst
ari
ngatt
hespace
Me:
Youst
il
ll
ookbeaut
if
ulhey
Her
:DADDY!
!!
Me:
Pri
ncess
Her:
What
'sgoi
ngon?Ineedtogohome,
my
babi
esndhusbandar
ewait
ingf
orme.
Me:
WaitYonwabait
sal
mostay eari
ncomand
l
ookwewillgohomebtnotnow
Her
:Why
?
Me:Cozpeopl
ethi
nky
oudeadImeanwebur
ied
you
Her:
Daddyy
ouf
akedmyowndeat
h,ar
eyou
cr
azyhee
Me:
Voet
seknowl
ookLubai
sget
ti
ngmar
ri
ed
Her
:What
Me:Lookshei
sjstahoebty
oumustgoto
tr
aini
ngagai
nokaycozyougut
sar
esti
ll
in
danger
Her
:Whatdoumeandad?
Me:
Youwi
l
lknowaf
tery
ourt
rai
ningnehbaby
Her
:OkayImi
ssmybabi
es
Me:Iknowy
oudobty
oudoi
ngt
hisf
ort
hem
okay.
Her
:Okaydaddy
.
Fi
nal
lyshei
sawaket
odest
royt
hatdi
sast
er
marr
iage .

Yonwaba
HeeeLubay andihlany
elaneh.Nzomboni sala
mf anaukubaMa- Yonnieudumengant onI
meani tsnoteven2day ssengifi
lekodway ena
yatshat
a.Iwill
attendmyt rai
ningndIwillkil
l
thatbit
ch.Noonemesseswi thmyf amil
ywhi le
Iam around.Iam back!!

Luba
Me:
Areui
nsane?
Her
:Yesi
nsanef
ory
ou
Mxxm Sandray
adikamarn.Ijstt
ookt
heboy
s
ndwenttotheroom ndwatchedmovi
esi
nthe
l
aptop.
Banzi
:
DaddyIhadawei
rddr
eam l
astni
ght
Me:
Aboutwhat?
Banzi
:
Ngam
Il
ookedathi
m.
Me:
Thet
ha
Banzi
:
Iwasinafor
estndthenawolfappeared
ndIwasscar
edbtitsai
dImustnotbescared
bczIwil
lbej
stl
i
keit.
Fuck!
!!Nonoitcan'
tbeLubanziisyoungforhi
s
Beasttocont
acthim btheyIam ver
yhappycoz
myboyi saBeast
Me:
Uyi
Beastnt
wana
Lut
ho:
Hgdy
ud
Me:
Uyangxol
ant
wana
Lut
ho: Me:
Xol
oboyboy
Banzi
:
Yat
efal
ent
wana
Me:
Voet
sek!
!
Lut
ho:
M..
mama
Me:
Xol
oal
ok
It
ookhi
m ndhushedhi
mtosl
eep
Banzi
:
Tai
ma
Me:
Funant
onmf
e2?
Banzi
:
Don'
tmar
ryauntSandr
a
Me:
Why?
Banzi
:
Shei
snotni
cendIdon'
tl
ikeher
Me:
Shay
elant
wana
Banzi
:
Tai
maIl
ovey
ou
Hesaidsnuggl
ingi
ntomendclosedhi
s
ey
es.Ki
dsliket
osleepi
naf
ter
noonshame.
Me:
Il
ovey
out
ooboy
Iki
ssedthei
rforeheadsndcal
l
edt
heguy
snd
chat
tedaboutLubanzi.

GuysIam r
eall
ysorr
ythat'
si tshortIam ver
y
ti
redndmybodyispainfulthat'
swhyIam
havi
nganearl
ynightbtIpromi seIwil
lwri
te2
i
nsert
sforyou2mrw .Il ov ey ou .
#Lubanzi
_Lul
utho
#LubaKaYonni
e

I
nser
t49

Anel
e
Ekxey andi
nyelaTaimaekxenzomy ekaazenesi
sfebesakhe..Nzamzumaany emnat hen
ndingamhoy ibtmybIneedar ealwomannot
fuckbuddieskdwuy aybaxaarrangedmar ri
age
myf ootrhaa.Iwokeupndwashedwor emy
blackadidastrai
cksui
tndwentt othekitchen
nddadwaseat i
ngbreakfast
Me:
Tai
ma
Dad:Kwedi
nndi
thet
hanawef
ouni
nwnabusyu
fucki
ngsomehoes
Me:
Dady
oui
nter
rupt
edmewor
seIwascl
ose
Dad:
KwedintooMichinf
ormationany
wayyour
br
idewil
lbecomingtouafter10daysso
pl
easedothi
sforme.
Me:Tai
maIam notr
eadyt
omar
rysomegi
rlI
don'
tknow
Dad:Wel
lyouguysar
emarr
iedbczwepai d
Lobolaf
orwhil
eyouwer
einhighschool
Me:
DoIhav
etodad?
Dad:YeslookIknowitshar
dbtaf
ter2y
ear
sifi
t
doesn'tworkoutyoucandi
vor
ceher
Me:
Argghhf
ineIhopeshegotaf
atass
Dad:
Shedoesbtnotcompar
edt
oYonwaba
Me:
IknowYonwabahasonehel
l
abi
gfatass
Dad:
Kwedi
nthat
'sy
oursi
ster!
!
Welaughed.May
beIshoul
dgi
veherachance.
Any
waywechat t
edwit
hdadmanIlovemyold
man.
Luba
IwokeupndIam getti
ngnge2ndkaJan
guys lif
ethou.
.That'
sfi
vedaysaway.SoI
washedandwenttotheboysr
oom ndthey
werepl
ayi
ng
Me:
Makwedi
n
Banzi
:
Tai
ma
Lut
ho:
Dada
Banzi
:
Tai
madour
eal
l
yhav
etomar
ry?
Me:
YesIhav
eto
Banzi
:
Youmar
ryi
ngabi
tcht
hou
Hemumbl
edbi
tch
Me:
Lubanzi
don'tf
uckwithme!!Iam t
heman
oft
hehousenotusopleasedon'
tpi
ssmeoff
.
Il
eftt
hem cozy
andcaphuki
sanxx!
!Iwentt
omy
carnddr
ovetothepar
kndsatonthebench
Me:
ArghhhIhat
emyl
i
fe
"
Ever
ythi
ngwil
lbealr
ightsoonndpl
ease
f
orgi
veheri
tsnotherfaul
t"
Il
ookedupi
twasaol
dwomanwear
ingal
l
whit
e
Me:
Who?
Her
:By
e
Ndshewalkedaway
.HeeeeeIwondermxxm I
drov
ehomendwhenIopenedthedoorLubanzi
camecry
ingtomendhuggedmylegs
Banzi
:
DaddyIam sor
ry
Ipi
ckedhi
m Idon'
twantt
oseehi
m sad.
Me:
It
sokay
Ihushedhi
m ndhesl
eptndSandr
acamend
ki
ssedusndwesatonthecouchndLut
ho
crawl
edtous
Lut
ho:
Sanda
Sandr
a:Boyboy
Lut
ho:
Jhf
dsko
Us:
Unj
alokerwna
Ndwel aughedndwechill
edal
lofuschat
ti
ng
ndeat
ingjunkfood.Il
ovemyfamil
y

Yonwaba
Iwokeupndsatont hebedndthoughtofmy
husbandgetti
ngmarri
edtosomebitchndmy
babiesgrowi
ngupwithoutt
hei
rmother.Iam
suretheywil
lfr
eakoutnow.
"
Getr
eadysoonl
i
lboss"
Me:
Getout!
!
Shelaughedndgotout.Iwashedandwentt
o
eatwit
hShakir
a.
Me:
SoIhav
etodot
his
Ki
ra:
Yeshoney
Me:
BtIdon'
twannadoi
t
Ki
ra:
Wedon'
tcar
e..Youwi
l
ldoi
t.
Me:
ArgghhIhat
eyou
Wef i
nishedndwestar
tedwi t
hwarm-upsndhe
j
stfoughtnjeerndwepract
isi
ngshooti
ngnd
dr
ivi
ngf astwhenubei
ngattackedonther
oad.
Sowewer edone
Ki
ra:
That
'sal
ltoday
Me:
Wai
treal
l
y
Ki
ra:
Yeah
Ndshewentt oherr
oom ndIwentt omi ne.SoI
washedandwor emyPJsndwentt otakemy
foodndatendthenwenttosleep.Iheardthe
dooropeni
ngnd5menwer egetti
nginsidend
theycl
osedthedoor
Me:
Heywhatdoy
ouwant
Oneofthem camendhel
dmeti
ghtndanother
onecamerippedmypj
sapar
tohhhnothi
sis
nothappeningndt heputmeont hebedndhe
forcedhimselfonmendi thurtl
ikeshit!
!!Iwas
cryingndscreami ngwhil
ehewasgr oaningin
pleasurelomngqunduwehaguany waythey
tookt ur
nsonmendment heygotbigdickslike
LubasndIsawbl oodgoi ngdownmyl egsndI
becamenumbIdon' twhenorhowbtIpassed
outndi twaslightoutonme.

#Daddy
sPl
an
#Lubanzi
_Lul
utho
#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t48

Yonwaba
Wel
lIam st
rongenoughtost
artt
rai
ningnow.I
waswai
ti
ngf ordadndhegoti
n
Dad:
Your
eady
Me:
YesdadIam r
eady
Dad:
Let
'sgoker
Wewenttoanel
evat
orndar
ri
vedatagy m nda
muscul
arwomancametous..
.Yheeysheis
buf
fyli
keaman
Her
:Hy
Dad:
Shakir
athi
sismydaught
erndy
ouwi
l
lbe
t
rai
ningher
Her
:Ohhokayl
et'
sgol
i
lboss
Wowl
i
lboss nobaebet
heMa-
Yonni
enxx!
!
Wewenttoadar
kroom ndIknewndi
zokul
wa
aphamxxm.
Kir
a:Ummhm l
ookwewi
l
lst
artwi
thf
ight
ingnd
shooti
ng
Me:
Sur
eKi
ra
Ki
ra:
Il
ovet
hatni
ckname
Okayshei
snott
hatbadt
hough .
Sheclosedt hedoorndguy sit
sdarkIdon' tsee
anythi
ngndr emember edLuba'swordssay i
ngI
mustconcent r
ate.Ifel
twarm breat
har oundnd
star
tkickingndwef oughtrhaaalosisi
undibethi
leoney hooaf t
er1houroff ight
ingwe
wentout sidendIlookedherguy srhaa
ubokobokoIsur edidanumberonher
ndmyf acewasbet t
erthangetsrhaa .
Ki
ra:
Yheeyy
oucanhi
tgi
rl
Me:
Youdon'
tcal
lmeLi
lbossf
ornot
hing
Ki
ra:
What
ever
Welaughedndwenttoaroom with5ment
oed
upi
nt hechai
rndhadbl
oodont hem
Ki
ra:
Youknowhowt
oshoot?
Me:
Umhm y
eah
Ki
ra:
Thenli
lbossyougonnashoott
hese5
i
diot
sinthehead
Me:
What
!!Why
Kir
a:Havenomercyy
ouar
eaGangst
er'
s
daughterndwi
fe.
Man1:
Pleasef
orgi
veIhav
eaf
ami
l
y
Ki
ra:
Don'
tl
ist
ent
ohi
m,j
stshootYonwaba
Me:
Hehasaf
ami
l
yKi
ra
Ki
ra:
Mxxm y
ousuchaf
ail
ure.
Di
dshejst?Ohhhel
lnot
othenoIshott
hose
mencountl
esst
imes.
Ki
ra:
Ohhwow
Me:
Nev
ercal
lmeaf
ail
ure
Kir
a:Yesli
lbossany
wayl
et'
sgor
estnowcoz
youwillneedi
t.
Me:
Whatdoy
oumean?
Kir
a:Welly
ougonnahavesexwith3men
withoutpr
otect
ionndaf
teraweekyouabor
ti
ng
thebaby.
Me:
WHAT!
!
Kira:
Yepwell
youwi l
laborti
taft
eraweek.Thi
s
willhel
pyoutobestrongmay bewhenyouare
rapedndgetpregnanthoneynowrestbye.
Shewal
kedawayImeanIcan'tnonoIhate
bei
ngsur
roundedbygangst
ersmxxm
somet
imesUthandol
wegint
sayikakanxx!
!

Luba
Wel
lIwaswokenupbyLut
hor
ubbi
nghi
sgums
onmynoi
se.
Me:
Kwedi
nnzokbet
ha
Hegi
ggl
edmxxm Il
ovemyboy
Lut
ho:
Dada
Me:
Boyboy
Lut
ho:
Jhgday
v
Me:
Yeahmf
e2y
oumyl
i
fe.
Thenmyf
ir
stboycamei
n
Me:
What
'supDr
ey?
Banzi
:
Tai
ma
Me:
Awt
yyam
Banzi
:Dadcany
oubuymeaphonendIknow
youcanaff
ordi
t
Me:YesIcanaf
for
ditandy
ounotget
ti
nga
phone.
Sandr
awokeup
Her
:Buyt
heki
daphonebabe
Me:
No
Lubagav
emepuppyey
esar
ghhh
Me:
Fine
Hej
umpedupndt
hedown
Banzi
:
Jai
vaphez
'kombhede
Sandr
a:Waashaa
Me:
Voet
sek!
!
WewenttowashbtIwashedwi
tht
heboy
snd
wewentoutf
orbr
eakfast
.Nowwewerej
st
shoppi
ng.
Me:
Wellt
oni
ghtwegoi
ngt
oapar
tycozy
i
f
est
ive
Banzi
:
CanIcome
Me&Sandr
a:No!
!
Banzi
:
Mxxm
Welaughedathim.Wel
lguysi
tsthe16of
December.NdIcan'
twai
ttogo.Sowewent
homendl at
erweworebl
ackndwhi t
ewith
Sandr
aandwentt ot
hepart
yndt heboy
sslept
wit
hMamAngel a.

Anel
e
AweepeepsIam sur eyouguy sknowmewel l
I
am Yonwaba'sli
ttl
ebrother.WellIam al
awyer
toondIam af uckboy.WellguysIknow
Yonwabai sal
ivenddadki dnappedher.Dadi
s
sick.SoIgotacallwhil
eIwasf ucki
ngahoend
didchecktheIDIjstanswer ed
Me:
Fuckt
ightahh
Dad:
Anel
eFut
sek!
!
Me:
S..
Sur
eta.
.I
..
m..
a
Dad:Tshinl
entwanaany
wayafterYonwabahas
exposedhersel
fyouwil
lgetmarri
edIar
ranged
amar ri
ageforyou
Me:
WHAT!
!
Dad:Hedroppedt hecal
lfuckhecan'
tdothi
sto
memar n.Ijstbangedthi
sbitchhar
dernd
fast
er
Her
:OhhhhAceh.
.u.
.ur
..
t.
I.
.ngm.
.meahhhh
Idi
dn'
tst
opcozIwast
aki
ngoutmyf
rust
rat
ion
onherpussyworstpar
tsheisavi
rginndIam
br
eaki
ngit.If
inal
lyf
ini
shedndsatnextt
oher
Her
:Fucky
ou!
!
Me:Heyheyf
utsekanywayIam gonnasend
yourmoneyl
ayerndnevercal
lme.
Her
:Btwhy
Iwor
emycl
othes
Me:
Tightpussybabybty
ounotmyt
ype
NdIwentoutofherapar
tmentnddr
ovet
omy
house.

#Lubanzi
_Lul
utho
#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t50

Yonwaba
Iwokeupi nacomf ort
ablebedndi twasbig.
ThenIr emembetedIwasr aped soIwokeup
ndwentoutoft heroom ndIsawdadbusyon
hi
slaptopndwewer eonapl ane.Thatmeansl
am goinghomenddadl ookedatmeast ears
werefalli
ngfr
om myey es
Dad:
Don'
tcr
yokay
Me:
DadIwasr
apedndIam sur
eIam pr
egnant
Dad:Don'
twor
rywegav
eyoumedi
cat
iont
hat
ki
ll
edthebaby
Me:
WHAT!
!
Dad:
Howdouf
eel
?
Me:
Hur
tndmost
lyangr
y!!
Dad:
Takeouty
ouronsecondwi
fenotme
Mxxm dadisevilhegotmerapedndhekil
led
mybaby.After10hourswearriv
edi
nSouth
Af
ri
candwewentoutndourr idewasher
end
wedrovetodaddy '
shousendwewenttothe
l
ounge.
Dad:
Theweddi
ngSat
urday
Mi
ndi
tsThur
sday
.
Me:Iwantt
oexposemysel
fatt
heweddi
ng
dad
Dad:
Goodi
dea
Iwentt
osl
eephey
.KuzobaLi
tsana .

Luba
Iwokeupndi tsFri
daynd2mr wi stheweddi
ng.
Tobehonestwel lSandr
aisnotact ual
l
ybadbtI
am notruthl
essanymore.Iguessmyboy s
changedmehey .SoIwashedandwent
downstair
sndmyFAM waseat ingndSandra
wentoutfortheweddingpreparati
ons.
Me:
Myboy
s
Lut
ho:
Dadadadadadada
Banzi
:
Mhmm
Banziseemeddown.Wel
lIdon'
tcar
eIam
marry
ingSandr
anxx!!
Me:
Let
'
sgot
otheci
nemar
oom.
Wewat chedmoviesndSandrawenttoher
housendIwasstuckwi t
hthese2ndtheguys
camewehadabachel orpart
yndLubanziwas
thereandyeshedrankal
coholndsawa
stri
pper.
Aft
ert
hatwecalledi
tanightf
uck!
!

Yonwaba
SoIwokeupndt odayi
st heweddi
ngday
anywayIwenttowashandwor eagownnd
wentdownstai
rsndgottheredadwaseat
ing.
Me:
Daddy
Dad:
Mypr
incess
Me:
Sot
odayy
enzekal
ewei
Dad:
Yesnowgogetr
eady
Iatendwenttomyr oom ndloti
onedndwor e
myv eryImeanitsthemostsexiestdressvery
guysitwasmysexybl ackshor
tdress,it
exposedevery
thingndmysuedl ongkneeblack
bootsndtookmygunndt ookdaddy'
sblack
Ferr
arindIputinmygl assesndspedt othe
weddingndkamnandi it
salr
eadystar
ted.

Luba
Ilookedmyboy sweari
ngthei
rbl
acktuxedond
myf ri
endslookinghotndmywi f
etobelooki
ng
l
ikeadol l
.WellIwasgonnasaymyv owsnow.
Me:WellIwanttostar
tbythanki
ngy oufor
bei
ngpar tofmylif
endIloveyousthandwa
sam.Thanky ouformakingmykidsy ours.I
vowthatIwillal
wayslov
ey ouandIwi l
lalways
bether
ef oryou.
Past
or:
Sandr
aJacobsy
oumaysayy
ourv
ows.
Sandra:Wellwehaveahistor
ytogetherndI
neverthoughtwewouldgetmar r
ied(Bi
tch
pleaseIdon'tl
obeyou)Thankyouforbeing
thereforme.Youthekingofmyhear t(
Mom
saidalongMxm )Iv owt obeagoodwi f
eto
youandourboy s.
Pastor
:Thankyou.Anyoneherewhosaythese
twoshouldnotgetmar r
iedt
oday.Speakoutor
for
everholdyourpeace.
"
IDO"
HeeeeIwonderngubanlowobtIdidn'
tlookand
Isawt heguy
swereshockedsoIturned.Holy
shit
!!NahmanIam dreamingorwhat'
sgoing
on.Nonot hi
scan'
tbe.
Banzi
:
Mama!
!!
Her
ant
ohi
smom .

#Lubanzi
_Lul
utho
#LubaKaYonni
e

DI
ARYKAYONWABA:
UTHANDOI
WEGI
NSTA

I
nser
t51

Yonwaba
Bae:
Y..
Y..
Youal
..
li
ve
Me:
YesIam al
i
ve
TheBi
tch:
Wel
lgetoutnowbabel
et'
scont
inue
Me:
Not
hingwi
l
lbecont
inuedher
ebi
tch!
!
Luba:
Iam out!
!
Heranoutcr
yingndpeopl
est
art
edt
alki
ngnd
Luba'
smom camet ome
Her
:Ohhmnt
anam Imi
ssedy
ou
Shehuggedmendt
hebi
tchcame
Her
:Youwi
l
lregr
ett
his
Me:Lookher
eSandradon'
tmesswi
thmeokayI
wantuoutofmyhouseIam t
hewif
endIam
backsodon'
tfuckwit
hme.
Itookmychi l
drenwhower esohappynchoo
ababadalasana Uy andiqhel
aloSandra
akandazmnandnguBeast Kazi
iey anywaywe
drovehomendwewentt hemainroom wi
thmy
chil
drenndkissedthem ndwet al
kedndhad
fun.
Banzi
:
Mom
Me:
Yesboy
Banzi
:
Wher
edi
dugo?
Me:Wellmommywokeupinasomeplacend
recov
eredndl
ear
nedsomethi
ngsndshewas
sentback.
"
Soy
ouwer
eki
dnapped?
"
Wet
urnedndi
twasLubal
ooki
nghur
tndangr
y.
Bae:
Banzigowi
thLut
hodownst
air
stomom I
wanttotal
ktoy
ourmom.
Banzi
pickedLut
houpndwentout
.
Bae:
Yonwaba
Me:
Luba
Bae:
Don'
tfuckwi
thmev
ha
Me:
YesLuba
Bae:
Talknow.Whydi
dul eav
eus?Yougota
boyf
ri
endorwhatwherev
eryouwer
e?!
!
Me:
NobabeIdon'
tIcanexpl
ain
Bae:
Tal
kthen
Me: WellIwaskidnappedbydadndwellatthe
funerali
twasmebtIwasunconsci ousthat
ti
mendhet ookmet oLondonndIwokeupf ew
weeksagondIwentt ot
hemosthardcorend
painful
traini
ngndIcameback.
At
eari
nhi
sey
edr
oppedei
shIf
eel
hur
tri
ght
now.
Bae:
Douknowwhatwewentt
hrough?
Me:
No
Bae:
Wel
lthi
sdoesn'
tchangehowy
ouhur
tus.
Me:Iam sor
rybti
tsnotmyf
aul
tthatuar
ea
gangst
erokay
Bae:
Soi
tsNYf
aul
t?
Me:
Wel
lnobt.
..
Bae:
Mxxm getoutofmyfacenow!!Ndu
sl
eepi
ngi
nt heguestr
oom youdi
sgustme.
Igotupndt
hatbi
tchSandr
acamei
n
Me:
WTF!
!Lubawhatdoesshedoi
ngher
e?
Bae:
It
snoneofy
ourbusi
nessnx!
!
Wowt hatcutoutdeep .
Icr
iedndIguessIf
elt
asl
eep.
Sandr
a
Me:
Babewhatar
ewegongt
odowi
thher
?
Luba:
Andazi
Me:
Wel
li
tseasydi
vor
ceher
Luba:
Ican'
tshei
sthemot
herofmyki
ds
Me:
So
Luba:
Il
oveherndshei
smywi
fe.
Me:
Whataboutme?
Luba:Wel
lit
soverokayInev
erl
ovedyoubtIj
st
wantedtohaveawifebtnowmywifeisback
sopleasegetout
.
Me:
Lubapl
ease
Luba:
Sor
ry
Hekissedmyf or
eheadndwentout.Icri
ednd
cr
ied.Nothisi
snothappeni
ngmxxm Iam abi g
gi
rlndLubaisminendIhavetheri
ghtplant o
ki
l
l t
hatbit
chforreal
ndLubawil
lbeal l
mi ne.I
wi
pedmyt
ear
sndwentoutsmi
rki
ng.

Luba
Itsbeen2hor r
ibleweeks. .Wel l
mend
Yonwabadon' tspeakt oeachotherndwesl eep
i
nsepar atedrooms.Theboy snev erwantt o
l
eav ethei rmother '
ssi ghttheyevendon' twant
tospendt imewi thme.BtnowIam r eadyto
forgiveYonwabandBeastmustcomebackcoz
myf amilymademeweaknowar ghh.Any wayI
wasonmywayhomendIboughtmyf amil
y
gifts AsIwasdr i
vingacarhi tmef rom behind.
NdIst artedpani ckingndgunshot swer efi
red.I
drov efastndthesebast ardswerest i
llonmy
tail
.Isawacarcomi ngi nfrontofmendIhi tit
andmycarf l
ewt otheot hersideoft heroadnd
i
tr oll
edf or2mi nutesndi twasf acingdown
way s.Iwasunconsci ousndIwasshoesndI
hear dgunshotsandIhadpai nsinmychestnd
mybodyf
eltnumbndi
twasl
i
ght
soutofme.

#Lubanzi
_Lul
utho
#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t52

Yonwaba
Igotacal
lfr
om Thabi
so
*
Conv
o*
Me:
Bigbr
o
Thabs:
EishNdal
opl
easecomet
othehospi
tal
Me:
Why
?
Thabs:
Lubawasshotpl
easemnt
asekhay
a
Myhear
tbr
oke
Me:
Okay
Idr
oppedthecal
lndwor
eagownndBanzi
wokeup.
Banzi
:
Mom canIgo?
Me:
Nosl
eepbaby
Banzi
:
Wher
eisdad?
Me:
Umhm uy
ezakhol
alebaby
.
Iranoutofther
oom tothecarndspedt othe
hospi
tal
.HeeeeIwonderwhodar estoplaywith
theBeastcozIam gonnaki
llsomeone.Iarri
ved
ndIraninndIwasshownhi swardndt heguys
werewaiti
ngoutsi
de.
Ay
lar
:Thenshedeci
dest
ocomewi
thPJson.
Wel
aughed
Me:
Niy
adi
kamar
n
Chust
ar:
Besst
Jazi
i
eyust
rongouv
ukasekef
il
e.
Wel
aughed
Zol
s:Yi
bhozaMa-
Yonni
e
Ndt
heyst
art
edsi
ngi
ngt
hatar
rghh.
Me:
Heyheywhathappenedt
omyBeast?
Thabs:
Eishsi
sihi
scarrol
l
edmeanswas
at
tackedndwasshottwot i
mes.
Me:
Douknowwhodi
dthi
s?
Theykeptqui
etmeanst
heyknowwhodi
dthi
s.
Me:
Yheeyt
het
hani
Thabs:
ArgghSandr
adi
dthi
s.
Me:
OhhIam gonnaki
l
lher
.
Thedoct
orcameoutoft
her
oom.
Me:
Doci
sheal
ri
ght
Doc:Heisf
inebtwi
l
lwakeupaf
terf
ew
days.Umhmm ndwell
Me:
Docwhat
'swr
ong?
Doc:
Thei
sachancet
hathewakesuppar
aly
sed.
Me:
WHAT!
!!
Yhoosanay
int
oezoy
ithi
nlent
o.

Anel
e
Wellt
odaymyuncleswillbecomi
ngbackwit
h
mywifemxxm.SoIwassi t
ti
ngontopoft
he
count
erthendadarr
ived
Dad:
Kwedi
nphambene
Me:
Huzer
tTai
ma.
Dad:
Wahl
alaphez
ukwet
afi
l
e.
Me:
Ohhsor
ry.
Igotof
fit
.
Dad:
Looky
ourwi
fei
sout
side
Me:
Mxxm
Dad:
Kwedint
reatherwit
hrespectndr
emember
onewrongmoveIwill
know about.
Me:
Tai
mandi
zi
sel
esf
ebengkumxxm
Dad:
Anel
eZi
nesundi
nyel
a
Me:
Okayt
aimaIwi
l
ltr
yyhoo.
Dad:
Shef
rom t
hef
armsker
Il
aughedsohar
dyheeef
arm Bey
once
Me:
Ndi
zi
sel
aFar
m Bey
once
Dad:Kwedinmar
nlooksheisbeauti
ful
zombonanowby endsheisoutsi
delemme
bri
ngherin.
Heleftforminut
esndt hencameback.Iwas
busyonmyphonenddadcl earedhisthr
oatI
l
ookeduphol yshit!
!Hol yshit
!!Ir
epeatHOLY
SHIT!!
Okaydadcamewi thashortbtnott hat
short,curv
eybtnotl i
kemysi ster,li
ghtinskin,
ndpinkmedi um l
ipsndChi neseey esgir
l.I
meanshei sbeaut i
fulbtdresscoathai f
arm gir
l.
Iwasbusydr ool
ing.
Dad:
Kwedi
nAnel
e.
Me:
Huhdad
Dad:
MeetNosi
phi
we.
Me:
Umhmm hi
.
Her
:Hy
Okayshei
sshycozokoebej
ongephant
si.
Dad:
Wel
lIwi
l
lbegoi
ngby
eki
ds.
Us:
Bye
Me:
Soi
sthaty
ourl
uggage?
Her
:EweWushe
Yhuushecal
l
edmeWushey
eses
Me:
Umhmm wai
ther
eokay
Her
:Okay
Itookt
hebaginmyroom.Heyshei smine.I
wentbackndshewaslooki
ngaround.Ij
st
stoodonthest
air
sndadmireherbeauty
.I
foundQueenAce .
Yonwaba
Iwenthomendgotther
endwashedndwor
e
NYallbl
ackndcal
l
edSenzo.
Senzo:
Madam Beast
Me:
Findher?
Senzo:
Shei
sher
e.
Me:
Good
Idr
ovetot
hewar
ehousendgott
her
endshe
wasti
edupont
hechair
.
Me:
Awwpr
incessSandr
a
Her
:Youbi
tchl
etmego
Me:
Wel
lushotmyhusband
Her
:OhhIdi
d.
Me:
Whybi
tch
Her:
Wellur
uinedmypl
answi
thhi
m whenyou
camendhedumpedsoifIki
l
lhim noonewi
l
l
havehi
m bi
tch.
At
hi:
Youdeadmeat
.
Thecr
ewl
aughed
Me:
Passmet
hekni
fe.
Shelookedscar
edndst ar
tedcr yi
ng.Well
Icut
hertor
stndfi
nger
s, t
ookandanAxendcuther
handsndfeetndtookakni f
endcutherboobs
offndshewascryingnon-stop.
Andlast
lyItook
anAxendcutherheadof f
.
At
hi:
YeseswenanoBeastni
yaf
ani
Senzo:
Fuck!
!
NdIwenttocleanmysel
fnddrovetothe
hospi
tal
.Iar
ri
vedndwenttohiswardndgoton
topofhi
m btmadesureIdonghurthi
swounds.
Me:BabeIthoughtIl
ostyou.IknowIbetray
ed
youndhurtyouwiththemosthur tf
ulwaybtI
guessIgotwhatIdeserved.Ifoundoutwho
shotyoundkill
edher.BabeIloveyou
Pleasef
orgiv
eme.
Icr
iedontopofhim Ij
sthopehedoesnotwake
upparal
ysed.
Icr
iedndsleptont
opofhim.

#Lubanzi
_Lul
utho
#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t53

Luba
Iwasi
nabeauti
fulpl
acewel
lingat
hiy
iGarden
l
esoIwentnearthel
akenddadappeared.
Me:
Tai
ma
Dad:
Sony
oumustknowt
het
rut
h.
Me:
Whatt
rut
h?
Dad:Aboutt
heBeastorelseyouwi
llsuf
fernd
onl
yy ourmothercanhel
pyousonandy our
wif
e, shemusttelly
ouwhat'
shurt
ingherinsi
de.
Me:
Can'
tut
ell
medad?
Dad:Noson.
.Oncethetr
uthcomesout,
you
wil
lbefr
eenothi
ngwil
ltr
oubl
eyouanymore.
Thenhev
ani
shed.
Me:
Dad!
!
IwokeupndIcoul dfeel
somethi
ngheav
yon
topofmendIl ookeddownitwasmybeaut
if
ul
wife.
Ishakedherndshewokeupndhugged
me.
Me:
Fuck!
!
Bae:
Il
oveyouokayIt
houghty
ouwer
egonna
l
eaveus.
Me:
Lool
Ilov
eyoubabeokay
.
Bae:
Tsek
ShegotoffmendIt
ri
edt
omov
emyl
egsbtI
coul
dn'
t.
Me:
Whycan'
tImov
emyl
egs?
Bae:
Umhmm It
hinky
oupar
aly
zed.
Me:
WHAT!
!
Bae:
Lemmecal
lthedoct
or.

Yonwaba
Iwentoutt
ocal
lthedoct
orndhecamenddi
d
hi
scheckup.
Doc:
Iam sor
rySi
rbty
ouwi
l
lnotusey
ourl
egs
anymor
e
Bae:
WHAT!!THATSINSANEKANTWHATARE
UPAIDFORDAMMI T!!
Me:
Myl
ovecal
m down
Bae:
FUTSEKYANDI
VAYONWABANDI
TH
FUTSEK!
!UYEVHA!
!
Icr
iedsanaLubai
sst
ubbor
nnx!
!Thedoct
or
huggedmendhushedme.
Bae:
Takey
ourhandsof
fmywi
fe!
!
Thedoct
orl
etgoofmendwentout
.
Bae:
Iam sor
rybtnowIam usel
ess.
Me:
Noy
ounot
.
Bae:
It
sthet
rut
hnj
ena.
Me:
Babawezi
nganezam pl
easehav
efai
th.God
wi
ll
healy
ou.
Bae:
Wait
.Dadsai
dIwil
lsuf
ferunt
ily
ound
mom tel
lmet
hetr
uth.
Yhooshi
t!
!Ican'
ttel
lLubaaboutt
her
apend
abor
ti
on.I
sn'
thisfat
herdead?

Anel
e
Iwaswat chi
ngmybeaut
if
ul wif
e Wel l
IknowI
assault
edherbtmanIam inlovewi
thherwit
h
hersexy.Shewokeupndlookedatmendt o
theside.
Me:
Goodmor
ning
Her
:Mor
ning
Me:
Wedoi
ngshoppi
ngt
odayv
hababe.
Her
:Ohhokay
Me:
Heyl
ookatme.
Shel
ookedatmendIjstl
ookedatherey
es.I
j
stki
ssedherndshedi
dnotrespond.
Me:
Comel
et'
smakebr
eakf
ast
.
Wewokeupndwashedndwentdownst airsnd
shepreparedbr eakf
ast
.Wellshedoesn' ttalk
yaz.Sheistooshymar n.Wefinishedndwent
outshoppingndshedi dherhairndboughtl ots
ofclot
hes.Ndwewentt othecarndwedr ove
homendIar rivedndwentupst air
s.Iwast aking
offmyjacketndwhenIt urnedIf el
tli
psonmy
l
ipsndweki ssedal ongpassi
onat ekiss.Iwas
hardasfuck!!Btshepull
edout .
Me:
Mhmm why
Her
:Thanky
ouf
ort
aki
ngmeshoppi
ng.
Shewenttothebathr
oom sway
ingherass.
Fuck!
!Isweart
hisgir
lwi
ll
bethedeathof
me.

Luba
Iwasbei
ngdischar
gedtoday
.SoBaewas
dri
vi
ngwit
htheboyssingi
ng.
Banz
i:
Bae:
Yesmybaby
Banz
i:
Whyi
sdadangr
y?
Me:
Kwedi
n
Lut
ho:
Dada
Bae:
Babyboy
Lut
ho:
njgdsy
hDada
Me:
Makwedi
nni
yangxol
a
Welaughedndtooktheboy
stomom ndwe
wenthome.Baehelpedmendwewenttot
he
bedr
oom.Icoul
dseesomet
hingi
str
oubl
i
ng
Yonwaba.
Me:
Babewhat
'sgoi
ngon?
Bae:
Not
hing
Me:
Yonwaba
Bae:
Promi
semey
ouwi
l
lnothat
eme.
Me:
Ohhokay
Shest
art
edcr
ying
Bae:
IthappenedcozIdi
dn'
tpl
ani
t
Me:
Tal
kbabe
Bae:
I.
.I
..
wasr
..
r.
.r
aped .
Me:
WHAT!
!
Bae:
NdI
..
I.
.waspr
egnant .
Wholeshi
t!
!Thi
scan'
tbe.My
..
mywi
fewas
r
aped.
#Lubanzi
_Lul
utho
#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t54

Yonwaba
Bae:
Whydi
dn'
tut
ell
met
his?
Me:
Iwasscar
edt
haty
ouwi
l
lleav
eme.
Bae:
Souki
l
ledt
hechi
l
d?
Me:
Wel
lnobtdaddi
d.
Bae:
Wowurdadi
sev
il
.
Me:
YeahIknow
Bae:
Yonwabay
ouknowIl
ovey
our
ight
.
Me:
Yesbabe
Bae:
Iwi
l
lsuppor
tyoui
nanyot
herwayokay
.
Me:
okay
Bae:
Nowcomeki
ssy
ourman.
Wellhewassit
ti
ngont heedgeofthebedsoI
wentsitonhi
m bthelookedli
keheisi
npain.
Wekissedalongpassionat
ekissndIfel
thi
s
bonerPocki
ngme.
Ismi
l
edndhef
rowned.
Me:
What
'swr
ong?
Bae:
Ican'
tsat
isf
yyounowbtIwi
l
lsoonbabe
okay
.
Me:
Btbabei
tsokayIwi
l
lbeont
op.
Bae:
Okaybabei
zaal
ok.
Igotoffhim ndmadehi ml ayonhisbacknd
gotont opofhi m ndIt
ookmycl ot
hesof fndI
tookoffhis.Ndweki ssedwhilemyhandwas
rubbi
nghi sdick.HegroanedndIwentdownnd
posit
ionedmy sel
fonhisdickndIenter
edndit
hurtasHel l
!!
Me:
Ahhhmhmm shi
t!
!
Bae:
Ahhht
ightf
uckahhhbabe
Itfi
nall
ywentinndIstar
tedmovi
ngbacknd
fourt
hndwewer egroaningndmoani
ngthenI
start
edmov i
nginacir
clepacendwentf
aster
ndhewasgr oaningl
oud.
Bae:
Shi
tahhht
ightpussyahhmhmm babeI
l
oveyouahhhf
uck
Irodehimfor2hour
sndwhenIwasdoneI
coll
apsedontopofhi
m.
Bae:
YesesBeast
Kazi
i
eyt
hatwasgr
eat
.
Me:
Iknow
Hebr
ushedmybackndIf
ell
asl
eep.

Anel
e
Somendmywi feweregoodndshewascute
AFman.Ican'
twai
ttoeatherup.Sowewer
e
watchi
ngTVwi thBaenexttomendasex
scenecamef uck!
!Igotwet.Iki
ssedmywi
fend
sherespondedndshepulledout.
Me:
Babekhandi
pheal
ok
Bae:
Int
on
Me:
Thi
s
Isai
dt hatt
ouchi
ngherpussyndbrushingi
tand
sheclosedhereyesndst
artedmoaning.
Bae:
I.
.I
.a.
.m.
mm av
..v
..i
t.
.g.
.gi
..
n
Me:
Real
l
y
Shel
ookeddownndnoddedshy
ly
Me:
Babendakcel
ator
hoIwi
l
lbegent
lepl
ease.
Bae:
Umhmm okay
.
YESSS! !Iki
ssedherndcarr
iedhert
ot he
bedr oom ndputheronthebedndstarted
takingherclothesof
fndsower eminendwe
kissedf orl
ongndIwentonherboobsnd
suckedt hem ndwentonherst omachandt o
mypal acendIki ssedi tandpi tmyt oungeoni t
andst artedsucki
ngherpunani ndshewas
pushi ngmyheadi nsidendshewasmoani ng
whi l
ehol di
ngthebedsheet sndshecamendI
l
ickedhercl ean.Iwentt oki ssherndopened
herl egsshel ookedatmyt hick, blackndpi nk
dickwi thvei
nspoppi ngoutoni tnfshel ooked
scar ed.IkissedherndIent er edndi twas
diffi
cul tcozshewassot i
ghtf uck! !Shewas
screami ngloudndIf inall
yent eredndst ar
ted
goingi nndouti nasl owpaceasshewas
cryingbtheyIam al readyinndst artedmov ing
fasterndshewasaski ngforf or givenesslool nd
after4hour sIfi
nishedndsl eptnextt oher.
Me:
Sorr
yBaebtlookitwil
lbebet
ternext
t
ime.
Let'
sgetucleanedout
.
Shel
ookedatt
hesheet
swi
thbl
oodst
ains.
Bae:
Bloody
Me:
It
snat
ural
honey
.
Icarr
iedhertot
hebatht
ubndwenttochange
thesheetsndaf
terIwenti
nthebat
hroom nd
shewasf aci
ngmebyherbackndonherback
shehadmar ksl
ikeshewasbeat
enupndt hey
l
ookedf r
esh.
Me:
Whathappenedt
oyourback?
!!
Shet
urnedndshel
ookedt
err
if
iedndscar
ed.
Bae:
Umhmm huhhhmhmm
HeeeeIam ki
l
li
ngpeopl
etoni
ghtst
ruu.

Yonwaba
Wellit
sbeen2weeksndt heywtehatscoz
Lubawoul dcrybczhebl ameshimselfforme
gett
ingraped.Ndhewassuppor tiv
endt he
boyswer esti
l
l naughtyndLulut
hoi swalki
ng .
Sowewer eatLuba'smom chattingnd
l
aughing.BtLi
bal ookedli
kehisBeastmodei s
gonnacomeout
.
Bae:
Somom howdi
dIgotmybeast?
L'
M:It
oldy
ounj
ena
Bae:
Mom pl
ease
Hemom l
ookeddown.
L'
M: Yourgreatgr andfatherwashunt i
ngfor
meatndhemetawol fndt hewol fwantedto
attackhim sohef oughtwi thitndi tbit
ehim
afterthatatnighthewoul dt ur
ni ntoabeastso
hewast akentoat r
aditionalhealerwher ehe
wast oldthatwhenhei soderoneofhi ssons
willi
nherit
etheBeastandi twi l
lcont i
nue.So
whenhewasol derhepassedi ttoy our
grandfather'
sfatherndhepassedi ttoyour
grandfatherndy ourgr andfathert oyourdadnd
yourdadt oy oundy out otheboy s.That '
show
i
twor ks.
Bae:
Soal
lofmyboy
swi
l
lhv
eit
L'
M:Yesbczy ourgrandf at
her'sf
atherchose
yourgrandfat
herndnowal lhismalekidswil
l
hveitnfhisgrandchi
ldren.Youguy scarr
ythe
l
egacyofy ourgreatgrandfather
.
Bae:
WhyddusayIwasbewi
tched?
L'
M:Wedi
dn'
twantt
oscar
eyouBTy
ouol
dnow.
Bae:
Mhmm okaymom Ihearu
L'
M:Whydouwannaknow?
Bae:
Ohhhnj
eer
.
Iknewhewaslyi
ngndIwil
lfoundoutsoon.
Howt het
heBeastwasdev
elopedkoMkhi
ze.

#Lubanzi
_Lul
utho
#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t55
Yonwaba
Me:
Lubawhyuhappy?
Bae:
Not
hingbabe
Wearewatchi
ngTVndIl
ookedatLubanzi
who
l
ookedsad.
Me:
Banzi
babewhat
'
swr
ong?
Banzi
:
Not
hing
Bae:
Yousur
e?
Banzi
:Yes
Me:
Nyan
Banzi
:
No
Me:
What
'swr
ong?
Banzi
:
Shel
eftme
Bae:
Who?
Banzi
:
Bet
tysheki
ssedanot
herboyatschool
nd
nowIam hur
t
YhoosanaLubawaphel
ay i
ntsi
nindLul
utho
j
oinedhi
mlikeheunder
stoodwhatBanzisai
d.
Me:
Don'
tl
aught
shi
n!!
Banzi
:
Mxxm
Lubanzir
anupst
air
s.NdIl
ookedatLubaand
hestoppedl
aughi
ng.
Bae:
What
?
Me:Nosexf
or2weeksndy
ousl
eepi
ngi
nthe
guest
room.
Bae:
WHAT?Okayl
emmet
alkt
omyboyy
hoo
sex.

Luba
Mxxm thi
sboyisgonnagetmest ar
veuyany
a
tshi
n.SoIwentupstai
rswit
hthehelpof
YonwabatoBanzi'
sroom ndhewasplayi
ng
withhi
stoygun.
Me:
Oll
achamp
Banzi
:
Mxxm
Me:Okayl
ookuwil
lfi
ndaper
fectgi
rlndy
ouwi
l
l
ki
ssheral
lyouwant
.
Banzi
:
Btshebet
ray
edme.
Me:
Myekent
wanamar
nneh
Banzi
:
Iwasgonnashowhermydi
ck
Me:Heeeekwedi
ndon'
tshowy
ourdi
ckt
oladi
es
heee.
Banzi
:
Why
Me:
Bcozshewi
l
lki
ssanot
herboy .
Banzi
:Okaydaddy
Igotupont
hewheel
chai
rndBanzi
gasped.
Banzi
:
Dady
oucanwal
k
Me:
Aycacent
wana.
Wel
ldadsai
dont
hedr
eam t
hatoncet
het
rut
h
i
srev
eal
edIwi
l
lwal
kagai
n.
Banzi
:
Let
'st
ell
mom.
Me:
Notnowboy
Banzi
:
Okay
Isatont hewheel
chairndwentdownstai
rswit
h
thehelpofYonwabaagai nmxxm ndIwatched
caettonswit
hLutho.Ican'twai
tforhi
mtobe
oldtoo.
Lut
ho:
Dada
Me:
Fut
sek
Hel
aughed.Mxxm ki
ds

Anel
e
Wel
lwewer
eatdad'
snow.Ndmywi
fewas
maki
ngt
ea.
Dad:
So?
Me:
WegoodndIbr
okeherv
irgi
nit
y
Dad:
Kwedi
nyasheshamar
n
Me:
Zogcwal
angoAce.
Dadl
ookedwor
ri
edbthewascov
eri
ngt
hat
.
Me:
Youokaydad?
Dad:
YeahIam f
ineson.
Me:
Mhmm.
Baecamebackwi
tht
eandshegav
eitt
ous.
Dad:
Ihopehei
str
eat
ingy
ouwi
thr
espect
.
Phi
we:
Lool
hei
sagoodman.
Me:
Youshoul
dmeetmysi
ster
.
Dad:
OhhImi
sst
heboy
snow.
Phi
we:
Shei
smar
ri
ed?
Me:
Yesndhas2boy
s.
Dad:
Ihopendzof
umanaot
hergr
andchi
l
dren.
Phi
welookedshyndIcoughedy
heeeet
hisol
d
man.
Me:
Tai
mahai
mar
n
Helaughed.Af
terthatwewenthomendgota
cal
lfr
om myf r
iendThando.
Ipi
ckedi
tup.
*
Conv
o*
Me:
Bruh
Hi
m:Si
yezant
wana
Me:Ar
ghhhf
inebr
ingdr
inksndmywi
fewi
l
l
cook.
Hi
m:Heeei
gqi
tyi
wel
ent
wana
Me:
Fut
sek!
!
Idr
oppedt
hecal
lndmywi
fewat
chi
ngTV.
Me:
Babeamaj
i
taray
ezasocany
oupl
easecook.
Bae:
Okaybabe.
Shedi
sappear
edt
otheki
tchen.DamnIl
ovemy
wif
e .
Yonwaba
SoIwaspr
epar
ingdi
nnerndLubanzi
came.
Banzi
:
Mama
Me:
Yes
Banzi
:
Closey
ourey
es
Me:
Why
Banzi
:
Itsasur
pri
se
Me:
O..
okay
Icl
osedmyey esndIf el
tahandonmywai stnd
thi
swasnotachi l
d'shand.Iopenedmyey
es
ndLubawasst andi
ngnexttomendhehadhi s
handonmywai stndcarryi
ngLuthowhowas
eati
ngLuba'
sshirt.
Me:
AHHH!
Babey
oucanst
and.
Banzi
:
SURPRI
SE!
!
Me:
Yout
ool
ate!
!
Wel
aughed.
Bae:
YonwabaIlov
eyoubabendIwannathank
youfort
heset
woboys.NdbabeIwil
lpr
otect
youndIwil
lal
waysbewit
hyouguys.
Me:
NchooIl
ovey
out
oobabe
Wekissedalongpassi
onateki
ssndIev
en
moanedunti
lLuthocri
ed.
Bae:
Unomonawnasar
n.
It
ookhi
m ndwet
urnedt
oLubanzi
whowas
smil
i
ng.
Banzi
:
Got
tat
ryt
hat
.
Me&Bae:
Lubanzi
!!
!
Hel
aughedndr
anout
.Mxxm ki
ds

Br
aX
Iwasdri
nki
ngmywhi
skyi
nthest
udywi
thmy
ri
ghtmanTrev
or.
Me:
Ithi
nki
tst
ime.
Tr
evor
:Yousur
eboss?
Me:
Ver
ysur
e.
Ir
ecei
vedacal
kndIpi
ckedi
tup.
?
?So?
Me:
Ithi
nki
tst
ime
?
?:Now?
Me:Yesi
tst
imenomorehi
dingnowy oumust
comebacktoSA.
Toyourf
amilyIam t
ir
edi
fthi
s.
?
?Ar
ghhf
ineIam comi
ngnextweek.
NdIdr
oppedt
hecal
l
.
Tr
evor
:Mhmm Iwannaseet
hisspace.
Me:
Fut
sek
Ihopet
heki
dswon'
treacthur
torbadabout
thi
s.

#Lubanzi
_Lul
utho
#LubaKaYonni
e

I
nser
t56

Anel
e
Wel
lnowitsoneweeklaterndmywi f
ewasnot
wel
lyest
erday
.SoIwassl eepingnexttomy
wi
fenddadcalledar
ghh.Ipickeditup.
*
Conv
o*
Me:
Dadcomeonui
nter
rupt
ing!
!
Dad:
Kwedi
ndon'
tdi
srespectme!
!
Me:
Sor
ryt
aima
Dad:
Yeahumhm wel
l2mrwIwantyound
Yonwabaher
ebczIgotsomet
hingt
ell
yout
wo
ndshowyou.
Me:
Umhmm dadcan'
ti
twai
tPhi
wei
snotwel
l
.
Dad:
Comewi
thherman!
!
Me:
Yeahsur
etai
may
andi
phazami
sa.
Hel
aughedndIdr
oppedt
hecal
l
.Mybabewoke
up.
Me:
Heybabe
Bae:
Hybab.
..
Shegotupndrantot
hetoi
letndshevomit
ed
yeses.
Iwentt
oherndbr
ushedherback.
Me:
Babeuneedt
oseeadoct
or.
Bae:
NobabeIat
esomet
hingwr
ongdon'
twor
ry.
Me:Okayl
ookdadcal
l
edus2mr
wforameet
ing
neh.
Bae:
Okaybabel
emmewashndgetout
!!
Me:
Haaababe
Wel
aughedndIwentdownst
air
s.

Phi
we
Heyguy sIam sur ey ouknowwhoIam.Wel lI
am mar riedt oAnele.Istayedwi t
hmypar ents
i
nEast ernCape.Iwast heonlyathomendmy
parentsr aisedmewel l
.Iwaswor ki
ngasa
pol
icet hatsi dethenIgotmar ri
edImov edhere
i
nJohannesbur gsoIhav en'tgotachancet o
l
ookf oraj ob.AnywayIt hi
nkIam pr egnantbcz
mom ment ionedthissympt omst omewhenI
waspai dLobol a.Iam happyt hatIam gonna
hvemyf irstchildwithAnele.Ihopeitsagirl
.

Thabi
so
OkaysoguysIam marri
ednowt oNaledi
.We
havet
winsndthegir
ls.Theyar
e3y earsol
d.I
wasinmystudywhenIgotacallfr
om Dad.SoI
pi
ckedup.
*
Conv
o*
Me:
Oldman
Dad:
Kwedi
n
Me:
Ndi
mdal
akangaka.
Dad:
Hai
isukarumhhm lookIneedy
ouki
dsher
e
2mrwokayintheaft
ernoon.
Me:
What
'supdad?
Dad:
Iwanty
ouguy
stoshowy
ousomet
hing
Me:
Umhmm okay
.
Dad:
Seey
ou2mr
w.
Hedroppedthecall
.Okayhesoundsser
ious.I
wonder.Iwentdownst
air
stomybeautif
ulgir
ls.
Bae:
Let
'sgoout
.
Me:
Okay
Wewentoutwi
thmyf
ami
l
y.

Yonwaba
Sothisaregreati
nmymar r
iagendt heboysare
st
il
ltroubl
ephofalloft
hem yhoo.IwishIhada
pr
incessyaz.Sowewer ewatchi
ngcar t
oons.
Banzi
:
Mama
Me:
Itbet
terbesomet
hinggood.
Bae:
Aii
bo
Lut
ho:
Mamma
Me:
Tal
kboy
s
Banz
i:
Whenar
ewehav
inganot
herbaby
.
LubacoughedndIlookedatBanziImeanhei
s
5year
sndhei stal
kingaboutbabi
es.
Bae:
Kwedi
n!!
Banz
i:
Whatdad?Imeanweneedanot
herbaby
.
Me:
Why
?
Banzi
:BcozIwantasi
stersot
hatIcanbeat
boysnearher
.
Bae:
NdIwi
l
lhel
pyouwi
tht
hatmyboy
.
Me:
Iam nothav
inganot
herbaby
.
Bae:
Why
?
Me:
Weal
lknowy
ouy
oueatboy
sonmyeggs.
Bae:
Haaababe
Banzi
:
Egg?
Bae:
ShemeansIhv
east
rongbl
ood.
Me:Whotolduthat
?Noyoucan'
tmakeagi
rl
babei
tsalwaysboys.
Banzi
:
BtIwantasi
ster
.
Me:
Nomor
ebabi
es!
!
YhooBanzi
cri
edsana .
Bae:
Okaywegonnabuyuguy
sasi
ster
.
Banzi
:
Thanky
ou.
Lubat
urnedt
omendsmi
l
ed.
Ismi
l
edt
oo.
Me:
Iam onbi
rt
hcont
rol
.
Bae:
Mxxm
Hewentupst
air
s KodwaIam notababy
maki
ngmachinetshi
n!!Igotacal
lfr
om dad.So
Ipi
ckedi
tup.
*
Conv
o*
Me:
Daddy
Dad:
Pri
ncesshowar
eu
Me:
Goodnduol
dman
Dad:
HahahagoodUmhmm l ookbaby2mr
win
t
heafter
noonpleasecanucomeIwannashow
usomething.
Me:
Ohhhi
sev
ery
thi
ngokay
?
Dad:
Umhmm y esseey
ou2mrwbye.
He
dr
oppedthecall
ndwehadanor
maldaywi
th
myfamil
y.

Inthemorni
ngIwokeupndBaegotr eadyf
or
workndBanzit
oothentheywentout.Inthe
aft
ernoonIt
ookmybabyndwewentt oDad'
s.
Ont hewayhewastel
li
ngmest ori
es.We
arr
ivedndmybrot
herswerethere.
Me:
Heyguy
s
Them:
Pri
ncess
Me:
Mxxm
Dad:
Giv
ememyboy
.
HetookLuthowhowassmi
l
ingl
i
keani
diot
.I
satdown.
Thabs:
Sodaducal
l
eduswhy
?
Dad:
WellIhvebeenkeepi
ngsomet
hingf
rom
youguy
sf r
om thedaywemet.
Ace:
Ohhokay
.
Me:
Mhmm wher
eisy
ourwi
fe?
Ace:
Sleepi
n
Me:
Mhmm
Thabs:
Yheeyumaki
ngnoi
set
alkdad.
Dadst
oodupndwentnextt
othest
air
s.
Dad:
Youcancomedownnow!
!.
Weheadfoot
stepsndwelookedatt
hest
air
s.
Whatt
he?Icouldn'
tbel
i
evemyeyes .

#Lubanzi
_Lul
utho
#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t57

Yonwaba
Ace:
Whatt
hef
uck!
!
Thabs:
Umhmm t
aimaexpl
ain.
Me:
Wow
Well
acopyofThabi
so,
DaddyndAcewas
st
andingatt
hest
air
s.
Me:
Umhmm hy
Hi
m:Hy
Dad:
Guy
sthi
sisy
ourbr
otherndhei
sol
dert
han
y
ou.
Ace:
Ohhwel
lwel
comebr
other
.
Theyf
ir
stbumped.Thabi
soj
stl
ookedathi
m.
Me:
What
'sy
ourname?
Hi
m:Iam Lubanzi
Me:
Ohhmyson'
snamei
sLubanzi
too.
Lu:
Ohhwowt
hat
'
scool
.
Dad:
LookIt
hinkit
stimeyouguysknoweach
ot
herndThabisoshowrespect
.
Ndhewentawaywi
thmyson.
Me:
Sowher
ehv
eubeen?
Lu:
OhhIwasi
nNewYor
k.
Thabi
so:
Whendi
duf
inddad?
Lu:
Iknownhi
m mywhol
eli
fe.
Ace:
Howaboutus?
Lu:
Wel
li
tsbeeny
ear
ssi
nceIknownu3.
Me:Ndbiggi
eudeci
denott
ocomespoi
lthe
pr
incessoft
hefami
ly.
Ace:
Shei
smar
ri
ed.Don'
tgi
vehermoney
.
Weal
ll
aughedmxxm Anel
e.
Thabs:
Doucomeont
hesamewombasour
s?
Lu:
YescozwhenIwas13Iwast
oldIam l
i
ving
wit
hastepmom.
YhuuIhuhhedhi
mtshi
nBhut
iwam nzomt
yel
a
mali
.
Thabs:
Yhoodudezophel
amal
iyakho.
Lu:
Sisai
n'
tual
i
ttl
eyoungt
ohv
eaki
dndbe
marri
ed.
Ace:Fi
rstofal
li
ts2boy
sbdshemar
ri
edbe4
theageof19.
Me:
Anel
e!!
Theyl
aughed.
Thabs:
Lit
tl
eki
ds
Lu:
Iknowr
ight
.
Me:
Mxxm soanywi
feorki
d?
Lu:
Nop.
Me:
Ohhshamesuwar
azomf
umanamakot
i.
Wet al
kedwi t
hourbrot
herndlaterwewent
homenoLut hondtheboyswereeatingpi
zzand
IputLuthodownndher antohisdaddy.My
phonerangIpickedi
tup.
*
Conv
o*
Me:
Hel
l
o
?
?It
smeLubanzi
.
Me:
OhhBr
aLu
Lu:
Ndenzamdal
afut
sek.
Wel
aughedndLubal
ookedpi
ssed.
Lu:
Youar
ri
vedsaf
e?
Me:
YesIdi
d.
Lu:
Il
ovey
ouokaysi
s.
Me:
Il
ovey
out
oohoney
.
Idroppedthecal
lndLubawentupst air
s.Mx xm
Iatetoondtuckedtheboy stosl
eep.Icleaned
thekit
chenndIwentupst air
stoourroom.Igot
i
nndasl apcamet hroughmyf acendIhel dmy
cheeck.
Me:
Lubawhatt
he.
..
Het
hrewapunchndIf
ell
ndhegotontopof
mendhewasbeati
ngmeup.Lubay
asangana
mor
c.
Me:
L..
Lubap.
.p.
.plea.
.s..
seI
..
itw.
.wwas.
.
M.
.m..
myb..r
..
of.
.he..
r..
r
Hest
oppedndndgotofme.
Bae:
Shi
t!
!BabeIam sor
ry.
Ij
stcried.Lubandenzapunchi
ngbagyakhe
sana.Ididn'
tevendoanythi
ngwrong.
Phi
we
Wel
lwearri
vedathome.Ibought2pr
egnancy
t
est
.Icookedsupperndweate.
Me:
Babeumhm Icomi
ngneh.
Bae:
Ha.
aPhi
wewher
eugoi
ng?
Me:
Tot
hebat
hroom.
Bae:
Okay
Iranupnddi dwhatwasneededt odoandt he
test
scameposi ti
veal
lofthem.Ismi l
edndt ook
thedishesndIwenttotheloungendBaewas
busyont hephonendIplacedthetestsi
ntop
ofthephone.Helookedatthem ndlookedat
me.
Bae:
Aret
heyy
our
s?
Me:
Yes
HepickedmeupndspanandIwasgi
ggl
i
ng
non-
stop.
Bae:
Thanky
ouf
orgi
vi
ngmet
hisgi
ftbabyIl
ove
you.
Wekissed ndi
twasv
erygoodseei
ngmy
babyhappy
.

Lubanzi
Zine
Heyguy sIam Lubanzi Zi
nendmydadi sBr aX.
Iam 30y earsold.Iusedtoli
veinNewYor kbtI
am backnow.Iam agangst erndIknowmy
sisteri
smar ri
edtooneoft hefearestgang
l
eaderi nt hewor l
d.Ican'
twaittomeethi m.I
hv enogi rl
fr
iendbczIam af uckboy.Wellthi
s
girl
sain'tloyalman.BtIam happyIwi thmy
fami l
y.

#NewBr
other
#Lubanzi
_Lul
utho
#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t58

Yonwaba
Me:
Letmego!
!
Bae:
LookIam sor
ry!
!
Me:LUBAIAM NOTYOI
RPUNCHINGBAG!
!
WHENEVERYOUANGRYYOUBEATMEUP! !I
AM TIREDOFYOURSHI
T!!YOUTHI
NKIAM
STUPIDHUH!!WHYWOULDICHEATONYOU!!
WHYDONTUASK! !?
Bae:
BUHLEBENDALOYONWABAMKHI
ZE
DONTRAISEYOURVOICEATME!
!
Me:
ORWHATHUH?
!ORWHAT?
!
Hepunchedmeont hestomachandIspi tout
blood.Helookedver
ymad.Hej stgotoutoft he
room ndleavi
ngmei nj
ured.Idr
aggedmy selfto
thebathroom ndIcl
eanedmy self.YazLuba
yandiqhel
ashame.Hedi dn'
tevenapol ogi
se
properl
y.Thatsonofabit
chwi l
lpay.Ist
arted
packingmybags.Wenttot heboysroom nd
packedtheirbagsndIpi
tthem onthewar drobe.
Iwenttobedndsl eptwi
thaheav yheart
.

Iwokeupi nthemor ni
ngndLubawassl eepi
ng.
Iwenttothebat hroom ndwashedwor emy
cl
othesndwentt otheboy sroom ndIf
ixedand
Iwenttoputthem ont hecar.Iwentupstai
rsnd
Lubawassi t
tingupst rai
ght.
Bae:
Iam sor
rybabeIdi
dn'tmeani
t.Ij
stl
osti
t
st
handwasam pleasef
orgiv
eme.
Ij
sttookthebagsoutoft
hewar
drobendwent
out
.Hef ol
lowedme.
Bae:
Wai
tYonwabalookIam sor
ryokayIdi
dn'
t
meanpl
easedon'
tdothi
s.
Me:
Iam goi
ngt
omybr
otherf
orf
ewday
sby
e.
Iwentoutwi
thhi
m cal
l
ingmyname.
Bae:
Pleasebabydon'
tl
eav
epl
ease.
Igoti
nnddr
ovet
omybr
othercr
ying.

Anel
e
Well
wewokeupndwashedthenwewent
downst
air
s.Ndbaepr
epar
edbreakf
ast
.
Me:
Ican'
twai
ttoseeourson.
Bae:
Son?Thi
sisagi
rl
.
Me:
Nopi
tsasont
shi
n.
Bae:
Mxxm
Weat enddrovet
ot hepriv
atecl
i
nic.Sowe
arr
ivedndwenttotherecepti
onndweweretol
d
towaitabout30minutes.Wesatdown.
Bae:
Dout
hinkwewi
l
lbegoodpar
ent
s?
Me:
Ofcour
sebabest
opst
ressi
ng.
Wewer
ecal
l
edndwenti
nsi
de.
Doc:
HowcanIhel
pyou?
Me:
Umhmm wewantt
omakeapr
egnancyt
est
.
Doc:
Okaywai
t.
Thedoct
orgav
eBaeacont
ainer
.
Doc:
Peeont
hisatt
het
oil
etndbr
ingi
tback.
Shewentoutndcamebackwi
thi
t.Thedocdi
d
test
sndcamenexttous.
Doc:
Congr
atul
ati
onsshei
s2weekspr
egnant
.
Iki
ssedmywi
fe.
Doc:
Comebackt
ocheckt
hebabyagai
n.Her
e
i
syourcar
d.
Shegav
eitt
oherndshesmi
l
ed
Ican'
tbel
i
eveIam gonnabeadad.

Lubanzi
I
tsbeen2weekssi
ncemysi
stercameher
e
br
uised.Thatsonofabit
chwil
lpayfort
his.So
wewer esit
ti
nginthel
oungechat
ti
ng.
Banzi
:
Uncl
eBanzi
douknowIhv
e2gi
rl
fr
iends.
Me:
Aii
bo
Nwaba:
Lubanzi
that
'swr
ong.
Banzi
:
Btmom myl
astgi
rl
fr
iendcheat
edonme.
Me:
Howol
dishesi
s?
Nwaba:
5year
sol
d
Me:Ndheisal
readycheat
edonndhei
s
cheat
ing.
.Wow
Banzi
:
Atl
eastIam notsi
ngl
eli
key
ouUncl
e
Banzi
.
Nwaba:
Yhuuu
Me:
Mxxm f
utseknxx
!!
Aknockcamet
hrough.
Me:
I'
l
lgeti
t.
Nwaba:
Okay
.
Iwenttoopenndaphot ocopyoft heboy swas
st
andinghere.Waitt
hiscan'tbe.Beastis
marri
edtomysi st
er!
!Thismot herf
ucker!
!.Shi
t
nowondertheboyswer elookingfamil
iar.
Beast
:Wel
lwel
lwel
lwhatdowehav
eher
e.
Nx
xxnev
eroft
hisguy
.Iam gonnaki
l
lhi
m!!

Sor
ryguysmom say
sImustst
udynowmxx
m!!
Worsei
tsFri
day
#Lubanzi
_Lul
utho
#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t59

Yonwaba
Okaythesetwoknoweachothersana.They
waythelooki
ngateachot
heritsl
iketheygonna
cuteachot
her
'st
hroat
s.
Me:
Umhmm Lubawhatdouwant?
Bae:
Iwantt
otal
kyoubabe.
Lu:
Ufuckenassni
ggagetoutofmyy
ard.
Bae:
YheeywnaLubanzi
don'
tmakemedowhat
Idi
dtoyouokay
.
Lu:
Fuckof
f.
Me:
Okayokaygeezy
hooIam comi
ngLuba.
Baewentoutndmybr otherwentupst
air
swi
th
theboys.Iwenti
nthecarndLubagavemea
painedl
ook.
Me:
Youwant
edt
otal
k
Bae:LookYonwabaIl oveyoubabeokayndthe
thoughtofy ouwit
hanotheri
diotmakesme
crazy.Iam scar
edt ol
oseyoumypunnuskie.
Babepl easefor
giveme.
Me:
LubaIam noty
ourpunchi
ngbag.
Bae:
IknowIam sor
ry.
Me:
Hitmeagai
nndIwi
l
ldi
vor
cey
ou.
Bae:
Okaymyl
ovendwegoi
nghome.
Me:
Ohhsohowdouknowmybr
other?
Bae:
HewasmyenemybtIdeal
twi
thhi
m.
Me:
How?
Bae:
NahIam notgonnat
ell
yout
hat
.
Me:
Mhmm
Iwenti
nndpackedourclot
hesndsai
d
goodby
estomybrother
.Ndwehittheroad
wit
htheboysatt
heback.
Banzi
:
Mom
Me:
Banzi
Banzi
:
Yousai
dugonnahv
eababy
.
Me:
What
!?Noy
hoonev
er.Youboy
sar
eenough.
Bae:
BtIneedapr
incess.
OhhmyGodIcan'tbel
i
evewehav
ingt
his
conv
ersat
ionnow.
Me:
Lubay
oursper
msar
eal
lboy
sremember
.
Bae:
What
!?That
'snott
rue.
Banzi
:
What
'sasper
m?
Me:
Banzi
shutupnow.
Bae:
Iwantachi
l
dYonwabadon'
tfuckwi
thme
nxx.
Me:
Mxxm Idon'
twantababy
.
Bae:
Bty
ouwi
l
l.
Me:
Iam onbi
rt
hcont
rol
njena.
Bae:
Wewi
l
lwai
tal
ok
Me:
Mxxm
Banzi
:
What
'sasper
m peopl
e!?
Bae:
Kwedi
ntshongent
lokoenkul
ufut
sek!
!
Me:
Lubaf
utseknow!
!
Thebot
sstar
tedcr
ying.MendLubal
ookedat
eachot
herndbust
edal aught
er.
Me:
Xol
omybabi
essanul
i
la
Bae:
Yeahst
opcr
yingnowei
sh.

Anel
e
Me:
Dadshei
spr
egnant
.
Dad:Wowthat
'sgr
eatneedsonnowuyi
ndoda
heeeawJali,
Bhaca,Mjol
i,Wushe,
.
..
Me:
Tai
mahai
hai
yhoocanIgot
omywi
fenow.
Dad:
Loolmxxm sohv
eyout
oldherabouty
our
ot
herli
fe?
Me:
Nop
Dad:
*si
gns*youhavetotel
lherespeci
all
ynow
shei
scarry
ingyourbabyson.
Me:
Iknowdad.
Dad:
Okayby
enow
Me:
Bye
Hedropst
hecall wel
lIguessIhvetot
ell
Bae
aboutmydarkl
ife.SoIwenttocheckonmy
wif
endshewascombi ngherweavendshe
l
ookedhot y huuIcan'tbel
iev
eIwantedto
makehwelif
ehel l
.
Me:
Wher
ear
eyougoi
ngbabe?
Her:
Mall
ndlookIcookedy
ouguy
sfoodnd
pl
easedon'
tmakeamess.
Wel
ltheguy
swer
ecomi
ngov
ersoy
eah.
Me:
Ipr
omi
se.
Ndweki
ssedndshel
eftndaf
teranhourt
he
guy
sar
ri
vedndwewatchedsoccer
.
Thando:
Aceugl
owi
ngkwedi
n
Me:
Fut
sek
Lwazi
:
Ithoughtndi
m ndedwaombonay
o.
Si
ve:
MeMxxm wel
lIam gonnabeaf
athersoonso
yeah.
Lwazi
:
Heewegonnahv
eaJnrAceakat
he
Sl
ayer
Me:
Mxxm msoonwenu.
TheguysleftndBaeisnotbacky etworsei
ts
darkout
side.It
riedcal
li
ngherbtitwentto
voi
cemail
.Ipanicked.Thenamessagef rom an
unknownnumbercamet hrough.NdIreadthe
message.
"
IHOPEIWI
LLBESEEI
NGYOUSLAYER"
Thenapict
ureofmywi
feLat
inont
hef
loorwi
th
herhandst
iedup.
Shi
t!
!Mywi
fei
ski
dnapped.
.Thi
scan'
tbe.

Lubanzi
Af
terYonwabal
eftIcal
l
edmybestf
ri
end
Wandil
e.
*
Conv
o*
Ndi
l
e:Sur
ent
wana
Me:
BeastIwanthi
m dead.
Ndi
l
e:What
!?YheeyLubanzi
Beasti
sdanger
ous.
Me:
Ndhei
smar
ri
edt
omysi
ster
.
Ndi
l
e:Ar
easont
onotki
l
lhi
m.
Me:
HeyIdon'
tcar
eIwanthi
m dead.
Ndi
le:
Eishfi
neIwillcomeupwi
thapl
anbtt
his
wi
ll
backfi
reItel
lyou.
Me:
Idon'
tcar
e.
Idroppedthecall
.Nxx!YesesIdon'tcarei
f
Bestismarri
edt oNYsisterornotbtIwanthim
dead!Thatbastardki
ll
edmywi f
ewhowas6
mont hspr
egnant.Thatidi
otshotmywi fe11
ti
mes.Iwillmakehim suffer
!!Beastyoubet
ter
watchoutcozIam comi ngfory ou.
#KsazobaLi
t
#Lubanzi
_Lul
utho
#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t60

Yonwaba
It
sbeenaweeknowev er
ythingisgreatndI
Lubahasbeenbusyl
atel
y.Ithi
nkitsanew
enemycozhegoestomissionsalotnow.SoI
waswatchi
ngTVwi t
hLuba.Theboy swere
sl
eepi
ng.Lubal
ookedstr
essedndangr ymarn.
Somethi
ngiswrong.
Me:
Lubaar
euokay
?
Bae:
YesIam f
ine
Me:Lubay
ouknowyoumyhusbandndIknow
whensomethi
ngi
swrongwi
thyou.
Hesi
gnsndgi
vemeawor
ri
edl
ook.
Bae:
WellIgotanewenemyndi t
shardtoki
ll
cozIwouldhvesquashedt
hatparasi
teal
ong
ti
meago.
Helookedmadndhewasbr eat
hingheav
il
ynd
hi
sey est
urnedbl
ack.Ij
stknewtheBeastis
abouttoburst
.
Me:
Whoababecal
m downokay
.
Iwentcl
oserndhuggedhi
m.
Me:
Sowhoi
sthi
snewenemy
?
Hegotupndputhi
shandsonhi
spocket
snd
gav
emeapainedlook.
Bae:
It
s..
.It
syourst
upi
dbi
gbr
other
.
Me:
WHAT!
!
Bae:
LookYonwabawar
ny ourf
uckenbrothert
o
st
ayoutofmywayorelseIwil
lki
llhi
m okay.
Me:
ButLubano!
!
Bae:
LookIgott
ogo.
.Anel
e'
swi
fei
smi
ssi
ng
okay
.
Me:
OhhmyGodPhi
wemi
ssi
ng.
Bae:
YeahIhv
etogoIl
ovey
ouokay
.
Me:
Il
ovey
out
oobabe.
Weki
ssedf
oral
ongt
imendIpul
l
edout
.
Bae:
Fuck!
!Yonwabamar
n.
Me:
Il
ovey
out
oo.
Bae:
Babesozondi
shi
yandi
nje?
Me:
Unj
n?
Bae:
Hawubabecanusuckmepl
ease.
Me:
Siesnoy
hoo
Bae:
HawubabeImuffyoubtforui
tshar
dto
suckme?Pl
easebabeplease
OhhhGodt
hisgonnabeadi
sgust
ingshame.
Me:
Okay
Hesmi
l
edl
i
keani
diotmxxm Igotonmyknees
ndopenedhi szipndpul ledoutBeast .Hewas
hardAF, l
ongndv einswer epoppingout .I
swallowedndst ar
tedl i
ckingthetipndBae
grabbedmyhai rndgr oaned.Istartedsucking
BeastinaslowpacendLubawasgr oaning
l
oudndpul li
ngmyhai rpainful
lynxx!!I
i
ncreasedmypacendLubagr oanedl ouder.
Bae:Ahhhf
uckI
..Iam.
..
co.
.co.
.mi
..
ngba.
.ba.
bbe
fuck!
!
Iwentfast
erndhecameonmymout hndI
swall
oweditandIl
ookedupakancumeuLuba
mxxm.Igotupndwentupstai
rstothe
bathr
oom ndIvomi
tedsiesmarn.
Lubacamend
wipedhimsel
fndIwashedmymout h.
Bae:
Thanksbabe.
Hekissedmendhewenttowearhisal
lbl
ack
ndwenttohi
smissi
on.Iwentt
osleepmxxm
Luba.
Anel
e
Wewerenowatthewarehousewi
thTarBeast
'
s
cr
ew.SoTarThabswastell
i
ngusaboutt
he
pl
an.
Thabs:LookAnelendl ubawi ll
gofindPhi
wend
otherswill
beshoot i
ngt hoseguards.Phi
weis
i
nr oom 36ont hethi
rdf loorokayndyouwil
l
needapi ntogoinsoi ts3456okaynowguy s
wearbulletpr
oofsokay .NaweBeast
Beast
:What
!Ai
i
boIwi
l
lweari
tgeez
Zol
s:
Whyar
eusmi
l
ing?
Chust
ar:
Hegotsome
WelaughedndTarBeastgav
eusadeat
hlook
andwestoppedl
aughing.
Beast
:Let
'sgor
escueMakot
ibaf
e2.
Theguy swhist
ledmxxm TarBeast.Wewentt
o
ourcarsndspedt oRocky'
swarehousendwe
arr
ived.Theshooti
ngstar
tedandmendTar
BeastwentinndTarBeastwascov eri
ngmend
Isawr oom 36ndIpunched8nthepasswor dnd
i
topened.Therewasmywi f
elayi
ngont he
ground.Looki
nghelpl
ess.TarBeastcar
riedher
ndthenRockycamei nndclosedthedoor .
Rocky
:Wel
lwel
lwel
lwhatdowehv
eher
e?
Beast
:Rockyi
fIar
eyouIwoul
drun!
Rocky
:Whatt
he?Beasti
stha.
.t
haty
ou?
Beast
:Noi
tsy
ourmomma.
Ishotthi
sbastar
dintheheadndwer anoutt
o
thecarsndspedofftothewarehouse.We
arr
ivedndshewast akentot
hemedi calr
oom.
Ndwewai tedoutsi
de.
Beast
:Baf
e2Ihv
etogoneh.
Me:
Sur
eTarndt
hanksagai
n
Beast
:Don'
tment
ioni
tnt
wana.
Hewalkedaway.Shi
t!
!Ij
sthopemywi
fend
babyar
eokay.
Lubanzi
Wel
lIwasbusywithmyfri
endWandi
lel
ooki
ng
morei
nfoaboutBeast
.Thenmyphoner
angit
wasdad.
*
Conv
o*
Me:
Dad
Dad:
Heysonumhm l
ookt
heyf
oundMakot
i
Me:
Wowt
hat
'sgr
eatnewshey
Dad:
Yeahndshei
sokayndt
hebaby
Me:
Shewaspr
egnanty
hoo
Dad:Yeahumhm shewast r
ansferr
edtothe
hospit
alndl
ookwehv etogondseehert o
showsupportt
oherndAnel e.Ial
readycal
led
Beastandhesaidhewil
ltel
l Yonwaba.
Me:
SoBeastwi
l
lbet
her
e?
Dad:
Yeswhyuaski
ng?
Me:
Huhnot
hingl
ookdadIgotgondIpr
omi
seI
wi
ll
come.
Dad:
Okayndwhatar
edoi
ngupt
hisl
ate?
Me:
OldmanIam busy
.
Dad:
Kwedi
nfut
sek.
Idroppedthecal
l
.Ithi
nkmyplanwil
lworknd
2mr witst
heperf
ectoppor
tuni
tyt
okil
lthat
bastardBeast
.
Me:
Ithi
nkwewi
l
lst
ri
ke2mr
w
Ndi
l
e:Huh
Me:
Yeahhei
sgoi
ngt
othehospi
tal
2mr
wwi
th
mysi
ster
.
Ndi
l
e:Whatabouty
oursi
ster
?
Me:Wewil
lmakesur
eshewon'
tgetki
l
ledor
i
njur
edt
hatmuchman.
Ndi
l
e:Dudet
hiswi
l
lbackf
ir
eIt
ell
you
Me:
Mxxm what
ever
.
Loolwel
lBeasty
oubett
erwatchoutcozimma
aboutt
oputyouwhereyoubelongi
nhell
. I
hopemyplanwil
lwor
k.

#What
sThePl
an?
#Lubanzi
_Lul
utho
#LubaKaYonni
e

I
nser
t61

Yonwaba
Me:
BabeIcan'
twai
ttoseePhi
we.
Bae:
Women
Il
aughed.Weweeonourwayt oseePhiwe.
I
gotf
eeli
ngthatsomet
hingbadwil
lhappen.
Me:
Douf
eel
it?
Bae:
Yeahl
emmecal
lAt
hi
Hecal
l
edAt
hi.
*
Conv
o*
Bae:
LookmanIneedsomement
oguar
dme
At
hi:
???
Bae:
YeahIam onmywayt
oJHBhospi
tal
okay
.
At
hi:
???
Bae:
Sur
e.
Wedr
ovet
henwear
ri
vedatt
hehospi
tal
.

Anel
e
Iwaswithdadi
nthewar dndmywi
fewas
l
ookinggoodndheal
thy
.Thebabyi
sfi
ne.Tar
BeastNdYonwabagotin.
Si
s:
Hey.
.Howar
euPhi
we?
Bae:
Iam goodsi
siwna
Si
s:
Hai cal
kmeYonwabanotsi
siy
oumaki
ng
meold.AnywayIam f
ine.
Thenmybr
other
scamei
n.
Lu:
Heysohowar
eumakot
i?
Bae:
Iam goodt
hanky
ouBhut
indu
Thabs:
Goodndt
hebaby
?
Si
s:
Itf
ine
TarBeastNdTarLugav
eeachot
herdeat
h
st
ares.
Lu:
Ithoughtonl
yfami
l
ycomesnotenemy
.
Beast
:Wel
lIdi
dn'
tcor
war
dsar
egonnabeher
e.
Lu:
Don'
ttestmeBeast
Beast
:YheeyunotHI
VsoIai
n'
ttest
ingu
Dad:
Yheeyenough!
!
Beast
&Lu:
Nxxxx
Wechatt
edndev
ery
thi
ngwasokay
.Ev
ery
one
wenthome.
Bae:
Wowuhv
eal
ovi
ngf
ami
l
y
Me:
Iknow
Iki
ssedmywi
fe.
Bae:
BabeIam gonnal
ookf
oraj
ob.
Me:
Ohhsowhatar
eugonnabe
Bae:
Iam apol
i
cewoman
Me:
WHAT!
!?
Shi
tthi
sisbad.Shecan'
tbeapol
i
ceof
fi
cer
.
WorseIam agangst
er.

Luba
Iwasdr
ivi
nghomecozImi
ssmyboy
s.
Bae:
BaeIwannagot
othebeach
Me:
Yeahsur
e2mr
w
Bae:
YesIam gonnawearmysexybi
ki
ni.
Me:
WHAT!
!Nobi
ki
ni
Bae:
Ha.
aLuba
Me:
Youwannashowt
hisboy
smyasset
s
Bae:
Wel
lyes
Me:Hey
!!Nowthatbodyi
smi
nesouwi
l
lwear
shor
tndvest
Bae:
Haaaat
hisi
smybodyndi
tsmyass.
"
BHABHABHA!
!"
Yonwabascr
eamedshi
t!
!Ican'tgetmywi f
e
ki
ll
edyet
.Baelower
edherseatndIdr ov
efast
er
ndIwaschasedby3BMWs.At hical
led
*
Conv
o*
At
hi:
Tur
nlef
tthenuwi
l
luswai
ti
ngt
her
eboss.
Me:
Sur
eboybdt
hanks.
Itur
nedleftndIsawmycr ewthenIdrov
eto
them ndtheywereshoot
ing.Thankgodmycar
i
sbul l
etproof
.Igotoutndshott oondweer e
winningofcourse.Isawthatbast ard
Lubanzi.Nowtheywer eout
number ed.
Lubanzi
's
guardsranndLubanzi wasleftalone.
Me:
Wai
ther
eboy
s.
Iwenttohim ndhecametoo.NowIwasreal
ly
real
lyangr
ycozhealmostki
ll
edmywife,
his
sist
ernxx!
!
Me:
Iseeuhv
ethener
vet
otr
yndki
l
lme.
Lu:
Youdogki
l
ledmywi
fendki
ds.
Me:
Theyweren'
tyourki
dsman.Thatst
upi
d
wi
feofyour
swasawhor e.
Lu:
DONTTALKABOUTMYLATEWI
FELI
KE
THATNJA!
!
Me:
ORWHAT!
!?
Hepul
l
edoutagunbdIpul
ledoutmi
nenow
wer
eaimi
ngeachot
herwit
hguns.
Lu:
Iwi
l
lki
l
lyoudog
Me:
Ufai
l
ednj
ena.
Lu:
Goodby
enj
a!!
Me:
Seeut
oHel
li
diot
.
"
BHABHABHABHABHA!
!"

Iwi
l
lpostagai
nlat
erIam goi
ngoutwi
thf
ri
ends.

#WHOGOTSHOT?
#Lubanzi
_Lul
utho
#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t62

Yonwaba
Ihear
dgunshotsNdIwasscar edcozIknow
Lubawil
lki
l
l Lubanzi
.Il
ookedupndbothLuba
NdLubanziwereonthefloor
.ThenLuba'
screw
r
ant
othem Ibr
okedownndcr
ied.
Me:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
!
Igotoutoft
hecatndrant
othescene.
WhenI
gotther
eLubawasshotonthel
egndLubanzi
onhisbothar
ms.
Me:
Babear
euokay?
Bae:Athit
akeherhome.
.MendLubanzi
need
totalk.
Me:
Iam notgoi
ngany
wher
e!!
Bae:
Yonwabapl
ease!
!
Me:
No!
!
Ifel
tashar
ppainonmyneckndthenextt
hingI
fel
lndever
ythi
ngwasbl
urIhear
dLuba'
svoice.
"
Sor
rybabe"
Ndi
twasl
i
ght
soutofme.

Luba
Baewast akenhomendt heboyshelpedusin
carnddrov et
othewarehousendwear ri
vednd
wewer et reat
edndgav euspainkil
l
ers.WellI
wouldkil
l Lubanzibtt
hatwoul dhurtmywi f
e
hey.Ineedt otal
ktothisguy.Wewer einmy
off
icedrinkingmyScottishwhiskey.
Me:
LookmanIr
eal
l
ydon'
thv
eabeefwi
thy
ou.
Lu:
Dudeuki
l
ledmypr
egnantwi
fe
Me:
ManIam nott
heonewhoshother
!!
Lu:
Whatdoumean?
Me:
ShewasshotbyZack.
Lu:
Yourexbestf
ri
end?
Me:YeahlookIknowhowitsli
ketol
ose
chi
ldr
enbtf ort
hesakeofourfami
li
esl
et'
sput
thi
sbehindus.
Lu:
FinemanndIam sor
ryf
orshoot
ing.
Me:
Lool
itscool
.
Wedr ankNdchat t
edt henweheadour
separateways.Iarr
ivedathonendmyf ami
ly
wassl eepi
ng.Yeseshowar egonnasleep
togetherwit
hBanz i
kickingndLuthosnori
ng.I
gotintobedkissedtheirfor
eheadsndslept
.

Lubanzi
ImustsayLubaai n'
tabadper son.Ireall
yfeel
stupi
dndt hatsonofabi tchZackdiedlong
ti
meago.Sui tshi
m ndt hebestpartIkil
ledhim
i
nwar .Iam gladever
ythingiscoolnowcozhey
Iwasst r
essingasfuck.Igothomendmyboy
Wandilewaswat chi
ngTV.
Me:
Boy
Ndi
l
e:It
oldudi
dn'
tI?
Me:
Mxxm atl
eastnowi
tsov
er.
Ndi
l
e:Yeahuneedt
ogetawomandude
Me:
Lool
lookwhoi
stal
ki
ng
Ndi
l
e:HeyIhv
eawoman.
Me:
Mxxm
Wewat chedTVnddri
nki
ngbeer
.May
behei
s
r
ightIhvetogetawoman.

Yonwaba
It
sbeen2weeksnowndwegoi ngtothebeach
asaf ami
lywithPhiwendAnele.Sowewer eon
ourwayndIwaswear i
ngmybl ackswimming
suitndIwaswearingadressont opofi
t.They
boy swer
elaughi
ngattheback.
Banzi
:Mamat
hanky
ouf
ort
aki
ngust
othe
beach
Me:
Okaynunu
Lut
ho:
Mamaaphay
a
Hesai
dthatpoi
nti
ngatt
hebeach.
Bae:
Umhmm Babeucan'
tgowi
thbi
ki
ni.
Me:
Leav
emeal
oneLuba.
IgotoutndwemetAnel e.Phi wewaswear i
nga
blackswi mmi ngsuittoobtwasdi f
ferentfrom
mi ne.Anelewaswear i
nggr eyshortndawhi te
vest swit
hpushi nsndBaewaswear i
ng
mar oonshor t
swi t
hbl ackvestndpush
i
ns. Lubanziwaswear i
ngaI ronManshor tnd
vestndboysandal sndLut howaswear inga
Ben10v estndshor tswithhissandalst oo.
Thenwewentt othesandndt heboyswentt o
thewat erwithLubaandAnel endIwasl eftwith
Phi we.
Me:
Younotshowi
ng.
Phi
we:
Iknowr
ight
Wel aughedbdsomeguy sweredrool
ingonour
hotbodies.Sowepr
eparedf oodndwewentby
thepool si
dendweate.Lubanziwant
edtogo
tothekidspool
.
Me:
Fini
shy
ourf
ood.
Banzi
:
Iam f
ull
mom
Me:
Arr
ghhgo
Her
anndwechat
ted.
Bae:
LookBanzi
ist
alki
ngt
oagi
rl
.
Weal lturnedndBanziwast al
kingt
oagi rlbt
thegirll
ookedannoyed.Thel i
tt
legi
rltur
nednd
walkedawayndBanzi grabbedherhandnd
pushedheri nsi
dethepool ndthegi
rlscreamed
bdcries.Igotupangri
l
y .
Me:
LUBANZIDREYMKHI
ZE!
!

#Lubanzi
_Lul
utho
#LubaKaYonni
e

63Cont
inuat
ion
Luba
IsawtheboyscomingndLutholookedl
i
kehe
wasinvol
vedi
naf i
ght.Theyar
ri
ved
Me:
Whathappenedt
oyou?
Lut
ho:
Tai
makhome
Banz
i:
Howi
smom
Me:
Idon'
tknow.
Thedoct
orcameoutndIst
andupndl
ookat
hi
m.
Me:
Dochowi
smywi
fe?
Doc:Wel
lMrsMkhizei
sokayndshemustst
op
st
ressi
ngit
snotgoodforherpr
egnancy
.
Banz
i:
Mom i
spr
egnant
?
Me:
Youmeanshei
spr
egnant
?
Doc:
Yesshei
s2weekspr
egnant
Banzi
:
WowIam gonnahv
eal
i
ttl
esi
sorbr
o
Lut
ho:
Iknowr
ight
.
Wewentinsi
dendBaesmil
edbtwhenshe
l
ookedatLut
hoshefr
owned.
Bae:
Lut
howhathappened?
Lut
ho:
Idon'
twannat
alkabouti
t.
Bae:
Mhmm sowegonnahv
eanewbabygi
rlat
home
Banzi:
Ican'
twai
ttohat
eherboy
fri
endsf
orno
reason.
Me:
Meal
sol
ait
ee
Wef
ir
stbumped.
Bae:
Lool
mxxm sohowwasschool
you2?
Banzi
:
Bor
inghey
Lut
ho:
Hor
ri
ble
Me:
Lut
howhobeatupl
i
ket
hat?
Lut
ho:
umhmm
Bae:
Wewi
l
ltal
kathomebaby
.
Shewasdi
schargedndwedrovehome.Ican'
t
bel
iev
eIam hav
inganot
herbaby.

Yonwaba
Wear
ri
vedathomendImadedi
nnerndweat
e.
Wewentt
oourbedr
ooms.
Me:
Babel
emmet
alkt
oLut
ho
Bae:
Okay
Iwentt
ohi
sroom ndknockedndl
etmy
sel
fin.
Isatnextt
ohi
m
Me:
Babewaswr
ong?
Lut
ho:
Iwasbeat
enupbyabul
l
y
Me:
Ndukeptqui
et
Lut
ho:
Mom Iam sor
ry
Me:
Iwi
l
lsor
tthi
sbul
l
yup.
Lut
ho:
Nomom pl
ease
Me:
Fine.Goodni
ghtIl
ovey
ou
Lut
ho:
Ilov
eyout
oo
Iki
ssedhi
sfor
eheadndwentourbedr
oom.I
goti
nbedndLubastar
tedki
ssi
ngme.
Me:
Umhmm honeysl
eep
Bae:
Aii
bobabezondshi
yandi
nje?
Me:
Yes
Bae:
Mxxm goodni
ghtbabeIl
ovey
ou
Me:
Il
ovey
out
oobabe.
Weki
ssedndsl
eptwi
thmyhusband.

Inthemor
ningIwokendwashedandwoke
Lubaup.
Bae:
Yonwabawegonnagot
othehospi
tal
neh
Me:
YesndLut
hohasabul
l
y.
Bae:
WHAT!!DREYNDDRAKECOMETOTHE
ROOM NOW!!!
Me:
Babecomeon.
Theycamei
nndsatont
hecouch.
Bae:
Dreysor
tDr
ake'
sbul
l
youtokay
Me:
Lubabal
o!!
Bae:Leav
emeal
onebabendLut
hoy
ouget
ti
ng
softnowhee
Lut
ho:
Noi
tsj
stt
hatt
heywer
egangi
ngupon
me
Me:Arghhboysgoprepar
eforschool
Ineedt
o
t
alktoy ourf
ather
.
Banzi
:
Okaymom
Theywentout.Uyany
aLubanotev
ery
thi
ngi
s
sol
vedbyviol
ence.
Me:
Youar
eabadi
nfl
uence.
Bae:
Il
ovey
out
oobabe
Hewentt
othebat
hroom.
Me:
Nxx!
!
Iwentt
omakebreakf
astndtheboy
scamet
o
eatndt
heGuar
dtoonthem t
oschool.
Iwentupstai
rsndwor emyoli
vegreenlong
dressndblackf l
ipfl
opsndasmal l
handbag.
Baewor earippedjeanndaLacostatekkiesnd
ablackT-shi
rt.Ndwewentf orourcheck-up.
Wear r
ivedndl ucki
l
ythedoctorwasnotbusy
sowewenti n.
Doc:
Okaymam pl
easel
i
fty
ourdr
essup.
EishIam wearingat hongndnobr a.Il
ookedat
Lubaandhet ooagownndwecov ermylower
bodyndmybr eastwiththedress.Heappli
eda
coldgelndtookt hatwhatev
eritsnamei son
myst omachandst ar
tedmovingndwehear da
heart
beat.
Doc:
Wowwhatast r
ongbabe.Mam pl
ease
don'
tst
ressokay
.
Thedocf
rownedndwef
rownedt
oo.
Bae:
Docwhat
'swr
ong?
Doc:
Itappear
sthaty
ouwi
l
lbehav
ing3babi
es.
Me:
Youmeant
ri
plet
s
Bae:
Wowbabethanky
ouf
ort
hisamazi
nggi
ftI
l
oveyouMawushe.
NONONONOICANTHANDLEFIVEKI
DS!!
SOMEBODYHELP!
!HELP!
!NONO .I
HATELUBARI
GHTNOW!!

Lut
ho
SoitwasschooloutndIsawBanzist
andi
ngby
thecar.ThenHaydenndhi
ssquadcamend
Banzicamecloser.
Jay
:Youpunkar
edeadmeat
"
IfIwer
eyouIwoul
drunaway
"
Wet
urnedi
twasBanzi
.
Jay
:What
ever
Dr
ey:
Whatdi
dusayboy
?
Jay
:Don'
tcal
lmeanotdude
Banzi
chuckl
edndt hr
ewapunchonJay
'sf
ace
ndBanziwasbeat
ingJayup.
Jay
:Iam sor
rypl
easeIam sor
ry!
!
Banzi
stoopedndf
ixedhi
msel
fup.
Dr
ey:
Beathi
m agai
nndy
oudeadnxx!
Wewal
kedt
othecarndBanzi
wasr
eal
l
yangr
y.
Me:
Thanksbr
o
Dr
ey:
Any
timent
wana.
Wefi
rstbumped.Ihav
ethecool
estbi
gbr
other
ev
er .
#Tr
ipl
ets
#Lubanzi
_Lul
utho
#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t63

FEW YEARSLATER

Yonwaba
Wellmymar ri
ageisdoi nggr eatndmyboy s.
Lubanzi i
s14i ngrade9, hest ar t
edschool
earl
i
er .Lul
uthoisingr ade6nd11y earsold.
Theysuchahandf ul.Luthol ovest ofightnd
Banziwel l
heiswor se.Sot odayschool sare
opening.Iwaspr eparingbr eakf astndLuba
camedown.Hehel dmef rom t hebehi ndnd
ki
ssedmyneck.
Bae:
Mybeaut
if
ulwi
fe
Me:
Heysweet
y
Bae:
Youl
ookhot
Me:
Lol
thanky
oubabe
Bae:
Youknowy
ougai
nlat
ely
.
Me:
YeahIknowndi
tsannoy
ing.
Bae:
Fuck!
It
urnar
oundndLubahadaboner
.Il
aughedat
hi
m.
Bae:
Babecel
around
Me:
No
Bae:
Lool
zokuf
umana.
Me:
BOYSBREAKFASTI
SREADY!
!
Them:
COMI
NG!
!
Lut
hocamef
ir
stndsatdownont
hechai
r.
Lut
ho:
Heymom nddad
Us:
Sur
ent
wana/
Hysweet
y
ThenLubanzicame..Wellmyboy sare
handsomendt heyhvebracketsbtBanzi has
smallmuscl
esbecausehet rai
ns..Yeshe
knowsoursecretndheknowshewi l
ltakeov
er
bthehasn'
tkil
ledorshotsomeone. .Jst
fi
ghti
ngndlearni
ngtoshoot .
Banzi
:
Fami
l
y
Us:
Ola/
Sur
e/Boyboy
Banzi
:
Mom geezt
hatname
Bae:
SoDr
eyy
est
erdayIsawusneaki
ngout
.
Banzi
coughedonhi
sfood.
Me:
Wher
ewer
eyou?
Banzi
:
Iwasget
ti
ngsome.
IcoughedonmyfoodndLuba&Banzi
laughed
ndLuthosmil
ed.
Me:
Youhav
ingsex?
Bae:
Babehei
sol
dnow
Banzi
:
Let
'snott
alkaboutsexweeat
ing
Lut
ho:
Ihopey
ouusecondom
Weal
ltur
nedt
ohi
m.
Lutho:
What
?Wel
ear
nabouti
t.Mom Iam a
vi
rgin
Me:
Nchoookaybabe.
Lubat
ookLut
hot
oschool
ndIt
ookBanzi
.So
onourway
.
Me:
Banzi
Banzi
:
Oledy
Me:
Douhv
eagi
rl
fr
iend?
Banzi
:
YeahIdo.
Iknowheisl
yi
ngcozLubatol
dmehei
s
star
ti
ngf
uckboyt
endenci
es.
Me:
Okay
Banzi
:
Mom don'
twor
ry.Il
ovey
ouokay
Me:
Il
ovey
out
oohoney
.
Wearri
vedndIgotoutndIhearschool
chi
l
dren
whi
stl
i
ng.
Me:
Her
eisy
ourmoney
.
Banzi
:
Thanksmom.
Ihandov
eraR200not
endIki
ssedhi
scheeck.
Banzi
:
Mom!
!
Hewalkstohisfri
ends.
Idri
vehome.YesIam a
housewi
fe.Lubadoesn'
twantmewor ki
ngnxx!!
SoIwenthomendcl eanednddidlaundry.Ifel
t
di
zzyndwentdownst ai
rs.
Idrankwaterndmy
headwasspinningIscr
eamed.Ndi twaslights
outonme.

Luba
SoIwasatwor
kndShaki
ramyP.
Aknocked
Me:
Comi
ngi
n
Shaki
ra:
SirIwascal
ledaty
ourhomendy
our
wif
eisonherwayt oJHBhospi
tal
.
Ij
umpedndwor
emybl
azer
.
Me:
Thanky
ouShaki
ra.
WellShakirai
smar r
ied.Shei sbeautif
ul nd
respecti
veunli
kethesebitchest hatworkf orme
nxx!SoIr anoutofthebuil
dingnddr ov etothe
hospital
.Ihopemywi feisokay .Ihotthereand
spottedoneofmybody guards.Irantohi m.
Me:
What
'swr
ongwi
thher
?
Guard:
SirIhear
dndscream ndwentinnd
foundherdown.It
hinkshefai
nted.
Me:
Okayl
et'
sjstwai
tar
ghh
Guard:
SirIcan'
trememberIshoul
dtaket
he
boysfr
om school.
Ismiledmanheisoneofmyf
avour
it
endwel
l
hissonismyson'
sfri
end.
Me:
TakeBongat
oo
Guar
d:Okayboss.Don'
tst
resst
omuch.
Hewentawayndwai
tedout
sidet
hewar
d.

Lut
ho
HeyguysIam sur
ey oual
readyknowaboutme.
Welli
twasschooloutsoIwenttowaitbyt
he
gat
e.Iam sur
emom i sl
atetoday.
"
Heyasshol
e"
Arghhi t
sJadydenndhisfri
ends.Welltheyar
e
bull
ies.Haydeniscol
ouredndfat.Al
ltheschool
i
saf rai
dofhim evenme.Theygetclosertome.
Ihopemom get sherenow.
Me:
What
?
Hepunchedmeont
hest
omachandIf
ell
onmy
knees.
Jay:
Youidi
otl
ookni
ceheymy bweshoul
d
rear
ranget
hatf
aceofy
ours.
Me:
Whatdi
dIdo?LookIam sor
ryokay
.
Jay
:Wel
lIdon'
tcar
edumbass.
Theystart
edki ckingmendpunchi ngme.Iwas
cryi
ngyell
ingforhel pbtev er
yonedi
dn'tdo
anythi
ngtheywer escared.Whentheywer e
done.Theyleftmeonl ayingontheground.I
wasf ul
lofblood.Mxxm Ihat emyl i
fe.
.Whata
greatwaytost artmyday .IsawtheGuar d'
scar
ndgotin.
Banzi
:
WTF!Di
duf
ightagai
n?
Guard:
Hai
hel
ooksl
i
kehewasbeat
enupby
people
Banzi
:
Whodi
dthi
stoy
ou?
Me:
LEAVEMEALONE!
!
Theykeptqui
etnddrov eIwasl
ooki
ngatthe
windowwithtear
sgoingdownmycheecks.I
hatemom fornotpi
ckingmeupearl
ieron.
Iwi
l
lpostagai
nint
heaf
ter
noon

#Lubanzi
_Lul
utho
#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t64

Yonwaba
WellIam 4mont hspregnantnowndIam huge
It
ell
y ou.Myf ami l
yissupport
ive.Sot odayI
wokeupal one.EishIam alway sti
redsoBabe
pr
epar etheboysndbr eakf
astsomet i
mes.I
wokenotf eel
ingwel l
.Igotawei r
df eeli
ng.I
wenttowashndwor emywhi telongdr esswit
h
br
ownsandal sndcombedmyhai rtotheback.I
wenttomakebr eakfastandIate.Wel li
tscl
ean
soIdrovetothemal lndwenttoMugg&Bean.I
wantedcakesoIsatdownndwai tedformy
or
der.
"
Pregnancysui
tshey
"
Il
ookedupndachocol
ateyummy buf f
ybt
nott
hatbuf
fyt
hou,guystandi
ngi
nfr
ontofme.
Me:
Umhmm t
hanks.
Guy
:Mynamei
sTr
oy
Me:
OhhIam Yonwaba
Tr
oy:
Beaut
if
ulnamef
orbeaut
if
ulmom.
Me:
Lool
thanky
ou
Tr
oy:
Iam y
ouhappyt
hebabycanpopany
time
Me:
Lool
wel
lIam 4mont
hs
Tr
oy:
What
!Bty
ourbumpi
sbi
g
Me:
Tri
plessweet
y
Tr
oy:
Mhmm y
oui
ntr
oubl
e
Me:
Mxxm what
ever
.
Tr
oy:
SocanIgety
ournumber
.
Me:
Sur
e065.
..
..
..
Tr
oy:
CanIsi
t?
Me:
Yeah
Tr
oy:OkayIam Tr
oybtXhosanameAy
abongaI
am adoctor
.
Me:
OhhIam ahousewi
fe
Tr
oy:
Icanseet
hat
.
Myphoner
ings.
Me:
CanIt
aket
his?
Tr
oy:
Ofcour
se.
Ianswert
hecal
l
.
*
Conv
o*
Me:
MrsMkhi
zehel
l
o
?
?:Mr
sMkhi
zet
hisi
sLubanzi
'
steacher
Me:
Ohhwhat
'swr
ong?
Teacher
:Hewasinvolv
edinafi
ghtndi
tsnot
l
ookinggoodsopleasecanyoucomenowat
t
heschool
.
Me:
OkayIam comi
ng.
Idr
oppedt
hecal
lndst
art
edcr
ying.
Tr
oy:
Whoawwhat
'
swr
ong?
Me:Myel
destsonwasi
nvol
vedi
naf
ightndi
ts
notl
ooki
nggood
Tr
oy:
Okaycal
m downsowecangonow
Me:
Okay
Wewentt
oourcar
sndTr
oywasdr
ivi
ngbehi
nd
me.

Lubanzi
Wellguy
sIwassi
tt
ingwi
thmyfri
endsBonga,
Vuyo,Azol
a&MJ.ThenAthi
camewithhi
s
gr
oup.
At
hi:
Ther
ichki
ds
Me:
Mxxm
At
hi:
Lookher
emama'
sboydon'
t.
..
.
Me:
Whatdi
dyousay?
At
hi:
Youramama'
sboy
.Thatbi
tchwhoi
syour
mom.
Ididn'twast
etime.Ipunchedhim ndwest ar
ted
fi
ght i
ng.HehadnopowerbczIf el
tsuper
strongndIpickedhim upthrewhim onthewall
ndt ookmypenndst abbedhi m onthe
stomachandt hentheteachersstoppedus.
Pr
incipal
:TakeMrHlol
atothehospi
tal
ndMr
MkhizeI'
m myoff
icenow!!
Mxxm IwasamessbtAt
hiyhooIgothi
m good.
Iwenttot
heof
fi
cendsatdown.
Pr
inci
pal
:MrMkhizey
oui
nbi
gtr
oubl
enow
l
emmecallyourmom.
Me:
Mxxm
Pri
nci
pal
:Ihear
dthat
.Af
ter30mi
nut
esmom
cameinwit
hsomedudeokayDadmustdo
somet
hingaboutt
hisGuy
.
Pr
inci
pal
:Si
tdownpl
ease.
Mom ndt
hisasshol
esatdown.
Pr
inci
pal
:Nowt
ell
uswhathappened?
Me:Wel
lwefoughtbczhecal
ledmymom a
bi
tchImeanmymom i sabeauti
ful
respect
ive
wi
fewhichhasagoodhusband.
Ohhy
eahIhadt
osayt
hat
.
Pri
ncipal
:WellMrMkhizeyoususpendedfor1
weekndMam y oumustpayfort
hetreat
ment
oftheotherboy.
Mom:
Ofcour
se.
WewentoutndIwenttothecarndmom nd
thi
sguyweret
alki
ng.Mxxm Iopenedt
hedoor
ndgotout
.
Me:
Mom l
et'
sgogeez
!!
Mom:
Lubanzi
DreyMkhi
zedon'
ttal
ktomel
i
ke
t
hat
!
Me:
Let
'
sjstgo!
!
Guy
:Heyt
hat
'snotawayt
otal
ktoy
ourmom

Me:
Whot
hef
uckar
eyou?
!
Mom:
Lubanzi
Me:
Nomom umarr
iedbtyoubusywit
hguy
s
may
beAt
hiwasr
ightyouareaBITCH!
!
Mom:
Lubanzi
(Whi
sper
ed)
Igotint
hecarndf ewmi nut
eslatersheget
sin
star
tscr
yingnddrive.Ei
shthatbreaksmyheart
man.Wear ri
vedndsher antotheirr
oom nd
l
ockedherself
.ArgghhIgottafi
xthisman.

Yonwaba
If
ell
asl
eepcr
yingndIwaswokenupbyLuba.I
l
ookedup.
Bae:
Yonwabawhat
'
swr
ong?
Istartcryi
ngagain.Imeany ourownchi l
d
call
ingy ouabitch.
ItoldLubaeveryt
hing.He
tookabel tndgotoutoft hecar.Ohhnonono.I
ranaf t
erhim ndhest art
edbeatingLubanzi
and
mybabewascr yi
ng.
Me:
LubaNoNoFor
giv
eHi
m Pl
ease.
Bae:
YOUI
DIOTARESTRESSI
NGMYWI FENDU
CALLABI
TCH!/KWEDINSUNDQHELA!!
Lubanzi
:
DADIAM SORRY
Lut
ho:
DADNOPLEASE!
!
Lut
horunsoutndLubast opsndget souttoo.I
hel
pLubanzi upndcleanhiswoundsndIwent
out
.VeleIam stil
langry.IwenttoLutho'
sroom
ndhisnotthereIsearchforhim ndheis
nowheretobef ound.NONOTHI SCANTBE! !
WHEREI SLUTHO! !
#Wher
eIsLut
ho
#Lubanzi
_Lul
utho
#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t65

Yonwaba
Ipani
ckedndr
anupst
air
salthoughi
twashar
d.
Igoti
nndLubawassl
eeping.
Me:Heismi
ssi
ngIcan'
tfi
ndhi
mint
he
house!
!
Bae:
Whoawhout
alki
ngabout
?
Me:
Lul
utho!
!LubaIwantmybaby!
!
Iwascr
yingnowt
henBanzi
camei
n.
Banz
i:
Dadcomeonwhyubeat
ingmom?
Bae:
FUTSEK!
!YOURBROTHERI
SMI
SSI
NG
Banz
i:
What
!Let
'sgetgoi
ngt
hen.
WhoawwepausednoLubandl
ookedathi
m.
Banzi
:
What
?
Us:
Younotgoi
ngany
wher
e.
Banzi
:
Arghh
LubawentoutndIsl
eptwi
thBanzi
ont
hebed.
Banzi
:Mom whoi
sthatguyy
ouwer
ewi
th
ear
li
er?
Me:
It
sTr
oy
Banzi
:
Ohhhwel
lIdon'
tl
ikehi
m
Me:
Okbaby
Banzi
:
Sohowmyt
wins?
Me:
Lolt
ripl
etsndt
heyf
ine2mr
wwegonnasee
t
hegenders.
Banzi
:
Ihopei
tsgi
rl
sndaboy
.
Me:
Nomor
eboy
syou2ar
eenough.
Banzi
:
Heeeeehai
sanaMa-
Yonni
e
Me:
OMGusoundsoogayr
ightnow
Banzi
:
Yay
azal
okchomi
i
e.
Wel
aughedmxxm Il
ovemybaby
.

Luba
Wellguystheguardssear
chedthewhol
ey ar
d
ndwef oundhim sl
eepi
ngunderatreei
nthe
yar
d.Iwenttohim ndwokehim up.
Dr
ake:
Dady
oust
oppedbeat
ingDr
ey?
Me:
Yes
Dr
ake:
Wil
lyoubeatmeupl
i
ket
hat?
Me:
Ifyoumessupnowl
et'
sgoi
norel
semom
wi
ll
kil
lus.
Drake:NdIknowwhensheisabouttoki
llshe
belike"YheeyBanzi
andLut
hodon'tst
artwit
h
me"
Wel
aughed.
Me:Ndshebel
i
ke"
Lubat
heseki
dsar
eli
ket
his
bczofyou"
Dr
ake:Ndshebel
ike"
Youbi
gheadsgodo
di
shedincl
udi
ngy
oudaddywabo"
Wel aughed.NdwentoutndBanziwas
sleepinginthebedsowejoi
nedndslept
together.Ei
shthi
sisnotcomfor
tabl
eatal
l.I
shoul dbefucki
ngmywi f
enownxx!

Anel
e
WellguysPhiwedoesn'tknowIam gangsternd
wehv e2kids.Sheisapolicewoman.Manshe
hear
st hestor
ybtItol
dhert hatIoncegotin
tr
oublesoIam beingblamed.Shebeliev
esme
ndonedayIwi ll
tel
lheraboutmyot herl
if
e.

Yonwaba
Wel
lIwokeupwi
thLubaandIwentt
owashnd
woreafl
oweredl
ongdr
esswi
thf
li
pfl
ops.I
wokeLubaup.
Me:
Baewakeupwegonnacheckt
hegender
s
t
oday.
Bae:
Ican'
twai
t.
Me:
YesndIknowi
tsgi
rl
scozIam gl
owi
ng
Bae:
Ohhhno
Me:
Yepwegonnahv
edr
amaqueens.
HewokeupndIwokeLut houpcoznguy e
ozoyaeskolweni
alok.Ipr
eparedhim ndmade
breakf
astndweat ewithLuba.Banzi
was
sl
eeping.BaewentoutwithLuthondIwrotea
noteforBanzi
.
"Pleasebehav
e.Wentt
oacheckupndeatbabe.
Iloveyoumncwaa . "

Fr
om:
Mommy
IwentoutndwedroveLut hotoschoolndwe
arr
ivedndki
ssedhim goodbye.Wewentt ot
he
hospit
alndar
ri
ved.Wewai tedali
tt
le.
Bae:Suwar
aev
eni
fwehv
eboy
swegonnal
ove
them.
Me:
Iknowbti
tsgi
rl
sIcanf
eel
it.
Hesmil
edndwewerecal
l
ed.Wegoti
nndthe
Doct
ordi
dhi
sthi
ng.Hesmil
edndl
ookedatus.
Doc:
Congr
atul
ati
onsMr&Mr
sMkhi
zey
ouwi
l
l
behavi
ng3healt
hyboy
s.
Me:
WHAT!
!
Nonot
hiscan'
tbehappeni
ng.
Bae:
Mawushet
hanky
ousomuchf
ort
hisgi
ft
yougi
vi
ngme.
NONONOICANTDEALWI TH5BOYS!
!NONO
LUBASPERMSAREHEARTLESS!
!
#NewBaby
Boy
s
#Lubanzi
_Lul
utho
#LubaKaYonni
e

I
nser
t66

Yonwaba
YhuuIj
stbrokedown.Whatam Igonnadowith
5boys!
!Lubaandthedoct
orweresmi l
i
ngnxx.
Hegaveusthescanndwewentt othecarnd
drov
ehome.
Bae:
Yonwabast
opcryi
ngit
snotli
keIknow
whenIgonnapl
antboy
sinyou.
Me:
Mxxm
Bae:
Sundqhel
aneh
Me:
Rightal
ok.
Bae:
Ihopei
tst
hehor
monest
alki
ng.
Ikeptqui
etndwearr
ivedhomendIwentin.I
gotther
eBanziwasonthephonesoIl
i
stened.
Banzi
:
Dudeuat
eIzzi
e
Hel
i
stened.
Banzi
:
ManIgot
taeatt
hatchi
ckEnzof
e2.
HeeeeeBanzi
wil
lgetsomeonepr
egnantst
ruu.
Babecameinndsil
encedhi
m ndmadehim
l
ist
en.
Banzi
:
Dudel
et'
sdoa3some.
Hel
i
stenedndBaesmi
l
ed.
Banzi:
WhathaaokayIwi
l
lbesecondeat
ing
thatpussyman.
Hel
i
stenedndBaesmi
l
edagai
n.
Banzi:
Lookrel
axIgott
hepi
l
ls.Wejstgonna
sparkhert
henwedoourfun .
Us:
WHAT!
!
Banzit
urnedndheswall
owedhard.HeeeIcan'
t
bel
iev
etheywannarapesomeone.

Phi
we
Heyguyslongneh.Okaysoweweregi
vena
casetoarr
estsomeone.Sowedr
ovetothat
person'
spl
ace.
John:
YouknowIf
eel
sor
ryf
ory
ou.
Me:
Whatdoumean?
John:
Not
hing
Ikeptqui et.Nxxyaqhel
alo.Wearr
ivedi
nBae's
wor kplace.Okaymay bei
tsoneofhisworker
s.
Sowegoti nndJohnwentt ot
alkwi
th
receptionist.Af
tert
hatwentel
evat
orndwentt o
thet opfloorndwewentt omyhusband'
sof f
ice.
Okaywegoti nndBaelookedatme.
John:
Siryouar
eunderar
restf
ordr
ug
smuggli
ng.
Me:
What
!?
John:
Yesy
ourhusbandi
sagangst
er.
Il
ookedatAnel
e.
Me:
Babe?
Bae:
Mxxm babeseey
ouhomel
aterokayhei
s
doi
ngamistakel
o.
TheywentoutndIsatonthedesk.Thi
scan'
t
be.Myhusbandisagangster
.

Yonwaba
Sowewer eeati
ngdinner
.WellLubat
alkedt
o
BanziandIdon'
tthi
nkheknockedsomesense
onhim.Lubaisabadinfl
uence.
Me:
Yazy
ourdadi
sabadi
nfl
uence.
Lut
ho:
Yhoo
Banzi
:
Nahdadi
scool
Me:
Banzi
whenuwer
e2weeksol
dyourdad
t
ookut
oami
ssi
on.
Banzi
:
What
!!That
'ssocool
tai
ma
Lut
ho:
What
'sami
ssi
on?
Bae:
Thepar
k.
Lut
ho:
Ohhndme?
Banzi
andLubal
aughed.
Me:
What '
sfunny
?Welly
ouwheny
ouwer
e
umhm uhm 1month.
Lut
ho:
Cool
Banzi
:
Mama!
Me:
Fut
sek!
Weal
ll
aughed.Mxxm Il
ovemybabe.
Bae:
Wehv
esomet
hingt
otel
lyouboy
s.
Banzi
:
Okay
Me:
Wel
li
tappear
swewi
l
lbehav
ingbabyboy
s.
Lut
ho:
What
?!
Banzi
:
Shi
t!
!Mor
egangst
ersf
ordad
Me:
Drey
!!
Banzi
:
Sor
rymom
Lutho:
Ican'
twai
ttopl
aysoccerwi
thmyl
i
ttl
e
bros.
Banzi
:
Ican'
twai
ttoshowt
hem gi
rl
s.
Me:
Luba!
!
Bae:
Dreyf
utsek!
!
Banzil
aughed.ArgghhIgotacrazyfamil
y.NdI
am wil
l
ingtorai
semyboy sndt eachthem
aboutl
if
e.Wef i
nishedeat
ing.
Me:
Dreyy
ouwashi
ngt
hedi
shes.
Banzi
:
What
!!
Me:
Ohhy
es.
Banzi
:
Dad
Bae:
Ha.
aboy
.Goodni
ghtboy
s.
WegotupnoLuba.
Banzi
:
Drake
Lut
ho:
WhoawIam goi
ngtosl
eepIhv
eschool
2mrwunl
i
keyoubr
uhby e.
Welaughedndl ef
tBanzimumblingsomet
hing.
Vel
ehet houghtheisgonnaseathomedoi
ng
not
hingallday.

#Unbor
nBoy
s
#Lubanzi
_Lul
utho
#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t67

Phi
we
SoIwashome.Anelewasn'tbackyetndthe
ki
dsweresleepi
ng.Yesigott
hreekids.Aboy
ndgi
rlt
wins.Hecamei nndhelookedcalm.
Heeeeeai
isana.
Bae:
Heybabe
Me:
Cwaka
Bae:
Okaybabel
ookIwi
l
lbehonestwi
thy
ou.
Me:
Okay
Bae:
Iam agangst
er.Thesecondf
ear
ed
gagngst
eri
nS.A
Me:
What
!!
Bae:
Yeah
Me:
OhhnoAnel
eyouknowwhatt
hismeans?
Bae:
Yeahuknowt
het
rut
h.
Me:
Noi
tmeansIwi
l
lar
restui
fyougetcaught
Hel
aughedndgav
emeanev
ill
ook.
Bae:
Don'tmesswithme.Youmywi f
enduwil
l
l
ist
entome.Telloneofurfr
iendst
hisndy
ou
deadbabe.
IgotscaredImeanhi
sey eswer
efi
ll
edwith
evi
lness.Ohhhowam Igonnadoaboutt
his?

Yonwaba
Soi t
sbeenf ewweeksnownditsFr
idayaround
15:00.Banziwasw.TVndLuthowasinhis
room play
ing.Iwasint
heki
tchenndBanzi
camei n.
Banzi
:
Mom canubor
rowt
hecarkey
s?
Me:
No
Banzi
:
Iwi
l
lusei
tar
oundt
hey
ard.
Me:
Whi
chone?
Banzi
:
TheGTI
Me:
Fine
Igavehimthekeys.Ndwenttowash.I
twas
hotsoIhadto.Icall
edLut
hotohelpme.I
fi
nishedndhehelpedmeloti
onedndhe
t
ouchedmyt
ummy
.
Lut
ho:
Ican'
twai
ttoseey
oul
i
ttl
eLubas
Il
aughedheeenzomxel
akuLubal
o.
Lut
ho:Ihopey
ounott
roubl
ingmom cozshewi
l
l
murderyouwheny
ouaround.
Me:
Lut
ho!
!
Lut
ho:
Ilov
eyoubabi
es.
Il
aughedndwewentdownst
air
s.
Me:
Banzi
isst
il
lout
side?
Lut
ho:
Yeahhei
swi
thChel
sea
Me:
Whoi
sthat
?
Lut
ho:
Hesai
dsomet
hingaboutf
uckbuddi
es.
Igotoutqui
ckl
yndrantot
hecarwhenIgot
ther
eBanziwashavi
ngsexwithagi
rl
.Thecar
wasplayi
ngGqom ontopvol
ume.ThenLuba'
s
carcameinndhecameoutndr ant
ome.
Bae:
What
'swr
ong?
Me:
Looki
nthecar
Hel
ookedndf
rowned.
Bae:
Hei
saboysohehasneeds.Btt
hisi
snot
ri
ght
Heknockedonthewi
ndowndBanzi
lookedup.
Ndquickl
ygott
hegir
lof
fhi
m.
Me:
Phuma!
!
Theywor
ethei
rcl
othes.Ndgotout
.
Me:Lubat
akeherhomendwnai
nthehouse
now.
Baewentwi ththegir
lndBanzi gotinndIwent
tomyr oom ndtookansj ambokndwentt ohis
room ndhewasl ist
eningtomusi cshir
tl
ess.
Khangendibendithi
nindangenakuy e.He
j
umpedt ri
edt ostopmebtpushedhi m ndIfel
l
onmyst omachokaynowt hathurtalot.I
l
ookedatBanzi whohadmar ksonhi supper
bodyndhel ookedmendf rowned.
Me:AhhhBanzi
unev
erl
i
stenIt
oldy
ou
y.
you..
you.
.y
ou.
.
Banzi
:
Mom bl
oodshi
tlemmecal
ltheguar
ds.
HeranoutndIdon'
tknowwhathappenedbti
t
wasli
ght
soutofme.

Luba
SoIwasdr i
vi
ngthi
sgir
lhome.Shel
ivedinthe
townshi
p.IwonderhowdidshemetBanzi.
Me:
Soy
ouBanzi
'
sgf
?
Her
:Nosi
r
Me:
Fuckbuddi
es
Her
:Umhmm wel
lIdon'
t..
.
Me:
Don'
twor
ryt
alk.
Her
:Wel
lIhv
esexwi
thBanzi
thenhepat
sme.
Ist
oppedt
hecarImeanwhatt
hef
uck.
Me:
What
!
Her
:Iam ahooker
.
Me:
Howol
dar
eu?
Her
:13y
ear
sol
d
Me:
What
(whi
sper
ed)
Her:
Idoitt
ofeedmygr
andmot
herndl
i
ttl
e
br
other
Me:Youst
il
lyoungmanokaylooknomor e
whori
ngaroundChel
seaokayIwil
ltakecar
eof
uandyourfamil
yokay.
Chel
sea:
Ohhht
hanky
ousomuchSi
r.
Me:
Let
'
sgetuhomeki
ddo.
Iar
ri
vednditwasanotafancyhousej
sta
nor
malbeauti
ful
house.
Chel
sea:
Comei
nMrMkhi
ze
Me:
Okayhoney
.
I
tsget
ti
ngl
atebtIwi
l
lst
ayonl
y30mi
nut
es.I
l
eftmyphonei
nthecar
.

#Tr
ipl
ets
#Lubanzi
_Lul
utho
#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t68

Yonwaba
Iwokeupwi t
hLubawithLubasleepi
ngnextt
o
me.Mybumpwasst i
l
lhere.Pheewwthat'
sa
rel
i
ef.IshookLubandhewokeupndj umped
ndhuggedme.
Bae:
Iam sorr
yIwasnott
her
e.IthoughtIl
ost
youbabe.Iam gl
ady
ouokaybabeIam sorry
.
Me:
It
sokaywef
iner
ightnowgobuymef
ood.
Bael
aughed.
Bae:
Youget
ti
ngf
at!
!
Me:
Fucky
ou!
!
Hel
aughedndwentout
.Ideci
dedt
ocal
lMi
mi.
Hepi
ckeditup.
*
Conv
o*
Mi
mi:
Mnt
asee
Me:
Babewudn
Mi
mi:
Abtt
ogetl
aid
Me:
ArghhMi
misi
es
Mi
mi:
Hai
sukar
!!
Me:
Arghhby
e.
Idr
oppedt
hecal
l
.Baeent
eredwi
thf
ood.
Bae:
Whyul
ookdi
sgust
ed?
Me:
Mimi
isaboutt
ogetl
aid.
Hesmi
rked.OhhboyIknowt
hatsmi
l
e.
AfteranweekIwasdi schar
gedndLubawason
l
eav ebcozhewant stobeherewithmenchoo.
Any wayIwaswat chi
ngTVndLubawasi nhi
s
study .Thenmyphonecallr
ang.Icheckedi
t
andi twasdaddy.
*
Conv
o*
Me:
Daddy
Dad:
Heybabyhowar
euandt
hebabi
es?
Me:
Wef
inendy
ou?
Dad:
Iam f
inej
stl
onel
y.
Me:
Shamedaddy
Dad:
Yeahany
wayIwaschecki
ngupony
ou
okay
Me:
OkayIl
ovey
ouokay
.
Dad:
Il
ovey
out
oopr
incess.
Idr
oppedt
hecal
l.Shamedaddywam isl
onely
ndneedst
ogetl
aid.That
'ssogr
oss.Heneeds
awomanman.

Br
aX
YeahIhav ebeenl onel
ybtIdoreleasehawu
phelaIam aman.SoIwasonmywayt ot
he
off
icethenacl eanersl
ippedndwhenshewas
abouttof al
lIquickl
yheldherndgotherup.She
tur
nedndWoooooow.Abeaut if
ul womanli
ke
heriscleani
ng.
Her
:Thanky
ouSi
r.
Ndshewentaway.FuckIgot
tagetherman.
Wel
lshel
ookedonherlate30sorearl
y40snd
ManIam 49.Ij
stsawmywi f
e.

Unknown
Mhmm itsbeenawhil
ehey.NdhethinksIam
dead .Lubabal
oMkhizeyoudeaddude.Iam
gonnast
artwit
hLubanzi,
Lulut
hothen
Yonwabandthenthet
hreeli
tt
leboys.Lool
this
i
sgreatbtnahl
emmeenj oyyourl
if
ewi t
hyour
fami
lyforawhi
lecozsoonyougoingtohell
.
"
Bosswer
eadyt
ofl
y.
"
Ican'
twai
ttobei
nS.
A .

#Tr
ipl
ets
#Lubanzi
_Lul
utho
#LubaKaYonni
e

I
nser
t69

Yonwaba
Mhmm wel l
Iam 5monthspregnantnownd
t
hingsaregreatinmymar
ri
age.Sot odayI
wokeupalonendwashedwiththehelpofthe
maid.Shel
otionedmendhel
pedmewearmy
cl
othes.Iwentdownst
air
stoeatndIwasbor
ed
soIcall
eddaddy.
*
Conv
o*
Me:
Daddy
Ihear
dmoansi nthebackgr
ound.Wai
tdadi
s
havi
ngsexeeeuuuwwww! !
Dad:
S..
w..
e..
e..
ty
Me:
Dadgr
ossy
uck!
!
Idroppedthecall
.Heeeoxnaboyaf
umanahai
sana .Iaskedtheguardst
odri
vemetothe
mallndcall
edTroyont heway.
*
Conv
o*
Hi
m:Babe
Me:
Heysweet
ywhatar
eudoi
ng?
Hi
m:Not
hingwhy
?
Me:
Let
'
smeetatt
hemal
lIam bor
ed.
Hi
m:Ohhnoy
aphel
amal
iyam.
Me:
Troy
!!
Hi
m:Comi
ngpr
incess
Idroppedthecall
ndarri
ved.Hear
ri
vedafter10
minutesndwewenti nbothofusndshopped
wethu.Isawalinger
ieshopndwegotin.
Troy:Howwil
lthesel
i
ttl
enber
sfi
tony
ouwi
th
thatbump?
Me:
Itwi
l
lfi
t.
Tr
oy:
Nahuf
at.
Di
dhej
stcal
lmef
at?Ohhnohedi
dn'
t.
Me:
Whatdducal
lme?
Tr
oy:
Sor
rybabey
hooe:
Iwi
l
lki
l
lyou.
Tr
oy:
Itf
eel
sli
keIam thewhomadepr
egnant
.
Howdoesy
ourhusbandcope?
Me:
Mxxm
Hel
aughed.Nxxt
hisi
diot
.
Anel
e
Okayev eryt
hingiswelli
nmylif
e.BtIgotabad
feeli
ngmanndi tsst
ressi
ngmeout.SoIwasin
myst udy.Idecidedt
ocallBi
gsis.I
trangndshe
pickeditup.
*
Conv
o*
Me:
Bigsi
sar
euokay
?Wher
ear
eu?
Her
:Hel
l
otoy
oundy
es,
Iam att
hemal
lgeez
.
Me:OhhIwaschecki
ngupony
ouIl
ovey
ou
okay.
Her
:Il
ovey
out
oo.
"
Yonwabacomi
ngonl
et'
sgo"
Wai
tthat
'snotBeast
'
svoi
ce.Whot
hef
ucki
s
t
hat
?
Me:
Whoi
sthat
?
Her
:Myf
ri
endTr
otnowby
e.
Shehangupt
henmywi
fegoti
nlooki
ngsexy
.
Mhmm Iam t
urnedon.
Bae:
What
'swr
ong?
Me:
Not
hingj
stt
haty
oul
ooksexybabe.
Bae:
Thanksbabe
Igotupndwenti nf r
ontofherndhel dherwai st
.
Ist artedkissingherndpi ckedherupndputher
onmyt ablendgotbet weenherl egs.Iremov ed
hercl otheswi thoutbreakingt heki ssnd
unbuckl edmybel tndtookoutmydi ckwhi ch
hadpr e-cum.Ii nsert
edmy selfinndshegasped
shit!!Ist ar
tedt omov ef ourthndbacksl owlynd
shewasmoani ng.Thatdr ovemecr azyndI
wentf asterwithherscr eami nghername.Nd
ther oom wasf ill
edwithmegr oaning,her
moani ngndt hesoundofmesl ammi ngher.
Bae:
I..Ia.
.m c.
.o.
.mi
..
ng
Me:
Wai
tformebabeshi
tahh
ThenshecamendIwentf
ast
erwi
thher
str
etchi
ngmybackandIam sur
emyshi r
tis
tor
nnow.ThenIcameinsi
deher.Thenki
ssed
her.
Me:
Fuck!
!
Bae:
Ohhdamn
Me:
Il
ovey
ouokay
Bae:
Il
ovey
out
oobabe.
Me:
Readyf
orr
ound2
Bae:
Yesbabe.
Mhmm Il
ovemywi
fendherpussy .

Unknown
Wel
lweareinS.AndIwantedtoki
l
ltheMkhi
ze
f
amil
yaft
er2y ear
s.SoIwasinmystudywi
th
mybestfr
iend.
Hi
m:Manaf
ter2y
ear
sisl
ongman
Me:
IknowbtIam pl
ott
ingmyr
evengecar
eful
l
y.
Hi
m:Mhmm wel
ll
et'
sst
artnowwi
thhi
swi
fe.
Me:
Mxxm y
oudon'
tl
ist
enbr
uh
Hi
m:HeyIam cr
avi
ngf
orbl
ood.
Me:Youal
waysar
eImeany
ouf
ucked3gi
rl
snd
ki
l
ledthem.
Hi
m:Wel
lthepussywast
oogoodt
oshar
e.
Me:Mxxm youcr
azymanbtdon'
twor
rywewi
l
l
getBeast
.
Hi
m:Makei
tfastbr
othercozusl
ow.
Me:
Mxxm l
et'
sgowat
chsoccer
Hi
m:Sur
eman
Maybeheisr
ightIam bei
ngsl
ow.BeastIam
comingf
orndyourfamily
.

Yonwaba
WellIam doneshoppi
ngndnowTr
oywas
huggingme.
Tr
oy:
Ilov
eyoul
i
lsi
sndt
akecar
eofmybabi
es.
Me:
Lool
okaybi
ggi
e .
Iwenti
nthecarndt heguarddrovemehome.I
tol
dhimtofet
cht hekidsf
rom school
.The
maidwasupstai
rs.SoIwenttomyr oom nd
cal
ledt
hemaid.
Me:
Canuhel
pmet akeoffmycl
othesndgi
ve
mecomf
ort
ablecl
othes.
Her
:Yesmam.
Shehel pedt akeoffmycl othesndIwasl eft
wit habr andapant ysoshewentt ot hecloset
.
Iwai tedf or10mi nutesthenIgotupndwentt o
thecl oset .Welli
tsawalkingcl oset
.Igotthere
ndshewasl ayi
ngont hef l
oor.Iwentcloseto
hert hensomeonecov er
edmymout hwi t
ha
cloth.It r
iedt ofi
ghtbthewast oostrong.
Ev erythi
ngwentbl urndIbecamet i
red.Thenit
wasl i
ghtsoutof fme.
Sorr
yguysf
ornotpost
ingjstt
hatIam goi
ng
thr
oughabr
eakup. Sorrymybeauti
ful
beast
s.

#WhoI
sThi
sGuy
?
#Tr
ipl
ets
#Lubanzi
_Lul
utho
#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t70

Luba
Iwasattheoff
icethenIgotacal
lfr
om my
guar
ds.Ipi
ckeditup.
Me:
Hel
l
o
Him:
Siryouneedt
ocomenowt
heyt
ook
Yonwaba.
Me:
What
!!Oban?
Him:
Theywer
ewear
ingmaskssowedi
dnot
seet
hem.
Me:Okayl
ookt
aket
heboy
stot
hewar
ehouse
okay.
Hi
m:Okayboss.
Idroppedthecall.Shitt
hiscan'
tbeImeanmy
unbornbabies.Idrovehome.Igotther
endthe
wholecrewwast here.
Me:
Bri
efnow!
!
Senzo:BossIt
ooktheCCTVfoot
ageony
our
room ndIcoul
dn'
tseehim.
Me:
Youmeany
oudon'
tknowwhot
ookher
?
Senzo:
Umhmm y
esboss.
Me:
Youbet
terf
indherorel
sey
oual
lDEAD!
!
Icouldseet
heywerescarednowbtIdon'
tcar
e.
Ical
ledherf
ather
.Hepickeditup.
*
Conv
o*
Br
aX:
Beast
Me:
BraXYonwabai
ski
dnapped.
Br
aX:
Arghhf
inewewi
l
llookf
orhert
oo.
Idr
oppedt
hecal
l
.Ndev
ery
onewasl
ooki
ngat
me.
Me:STOPLOOKI
NGATMENDGOFI
NDMY
WIFEYOUIDI
OTS!!
Theyranoutoft
hel
i
vingr
oom.Iwentt
o
change.

Br
aX
Fuck!!Beasti
sgetti
ngsof
tnowndImusthvea
tal
ktohi m.SoIdrovet
othewar
ehousend
arr
ived.Thewholecrewwasher
e.
Me:Mydaught
erwaski
dnapped.Ineedy
out
o
f
indher
.
John:
Sirshedoeshv
eat
racker
?
Me:
Ithi
nkl
emmeaskBeast
.
Icall
edBeastNdputhi
m onl
oudspeaker
.He
pickedi
tup.
Beast
:Br
aX
Me:
Yonwabadoeshv
eat
rackerr
ight
?
Beast:
Wesear
chedheronitandseemsbot
h
hertr
acker
shvebeenunact
ivat
ed.
Me:
Youmeant
heyt
ookt
hem out
?
Beast
:Yeah
Me:
Okay
.
Idr
oppedthecal
l
.Ndev er
yonewasbusyon
l
aptopsl
ooki
ngforYonwaba.Ihopeshef
ine
wit
hthebabi
es.

Yonwaba
Iwokeupi
nabed.Wowt
hisr
oom i
sbeaut
if
ul.
WaitIam ki
dnapped.Iseeabat hr
oom ndIgo
topeenddrinkwater.Ihearthedooropeni
ng.I
getscar
ed.Iwenttobedr oom ndIwasmetby
Lubaarr
ghIam sor eli
eved.Irant
ohughi m bt
hedoesn'
t.
Me:
Babewhat
'swr
ong?Howdi
dyouf
indme?
Il
ookathi
m okayhelooksdif
fer
ent
.Hedoesn't
hveacut
.Hehaslotsoftat
toosonhim okay
weir
d.
Bae:
Iam notLubasweet
hear
t.
Hesmir
ks.Waitt
hisi
snotLuba'
sv oi
cei
snot
l
iket
hat
.WaitdoesLubahasatwin? Ndwho
i
sthi
sguy?

#WhoI
sThi
sGuy
?
#Tr
ipl
ets
#Lubanzi
_Lul
utho
#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t71

Yonwaba
Me:
W..
what
?!
Hi
m:Iam y
ourhusband'
sbr
other
.
Me:
Lubai
sat
win?
Hi
m:Nowehv
ediffer
entmot
her
'sndwer
ebor
n
ont
hesameyear
.
Me:
Btwhydduki
dnapme?
Hi
m:Forr
evenget
hati
diotst
oleev
ery
thi
ngf
rom
me.
Me:
Bthowndwhoar
eu?
Hesmi
rksohhgod.
Him:MynameisBabal
o.Mymom wasasi de
chi
cktomydadndshegotpregnant
.Hewent
topl
ayhappyf
amilywi
thooLuba.Helef
tus.I
sawhim onceamont
h.Hi
sfav
our
it
ewasLuba.
Thatbast
ard.
!
Me:
Btuangr
yatt
hewr
ongper
son.
Bal
o:What
!!
?
Me:
Youshoul
dbeangr
yaty
ourdad.
Bal
o:Hey
!!Iwassupposet
obet
heonewi
tht
he
Beast
.
Me:
Wai
ttheBeast.
.Thi
sisaboutt
heBeast
?
Bal
o:Comedownbabecozy
ouwi
l
lbehearf
ora
l
ongtime.
Me:
Whatdoumean?Wher
eam I?
Bal
o:Youi
nHawai
ibabe.
Me:
WHAT!
!
Bal
o:ComeeatIdon'
twantmyki
dst
ost
arv
e.
Ohhgodhowi sLubagonnaf
indmewhenIam
t
hisf
ar?Waitwhatdoeshemeanmykidscoz
t
heseareLuba'ski
ds.
Luba
Okayt hreemont hspastndwehav en'
tfi
ndmy
wif
e.Iam r eal
lybroken.Theki dsar enotokay.I
am losingmymi ndman.Ihv ekil
led5gang
l
eaderswi ththei
rcr ews.EvenBr aXcan'tfind
her
.Iam r eall
ystressingman.Iam sur e
Yonwabai s8mont hspr egnant.Iknowshei s
al
iveIcanf eelit
.SoIwasonmyst udydrinki
ng
whiskeyt henDr akecamei n.
Dr
ake:
Dadwheni
smom comi
nghome?
Me:
Idon'
tknowbtIwi
l
lfi
ndherboy
.
Dr
ake:
Imi
ssher
Me:
Met
ooboygot
osl
eepi
tsschool
2mr
w.
Dr
ake:
Okaygoodni
ght
.
Hewentoutt
henDr
eycamei
nar
rgh.
Dr
ey:
Dadcomeony oucan'
tbesi
tt
inghereI
meanyout
heBeastyougott
amakethings
happenndIam sur
emom i
sdi
sappoi
nted.You
weakdad.!
Thenher anoutoft hestudycozheknowsv er
y
wellI'
l
lbeathim upf ort
hatlastpart
.Okayokay
heisrightthi
snottheoldBeast .Ishoul
dtake
chargenowcozmyf amil
yismaki ngmeweak.I
getupndcal lsenzo.Hepickeditupont he
secondr i
ng.
Senzo:
Ohhshi
t!
!TarBeast
Me:
Kwedinmakecal
l
swi t
hmycont
act
sal
lov
er
t
heworl
dtofi
ndmywi f
eNOW.!
Senzo:
Y..
y.
.y
esBoss.
Ihangup.TheBeasthasawokenow.Noone
messeswithTheBeast.
Me:
Gameon
Isayt
hatasIsmi
rkndt
ransf
ormt
omy
Beast
.
Yonwaba
OkayIam 8mont hspregnantndBabal
oar r
ghh
hewant stomarryme.Itol
dhim no.It
hinkhe
hasf all
eninlov
e.Mhmm ndIam sohugeguy s
ndy hooondBabal oexactl
yrapesmecany ou
beli
ev ethatnxx!
!SoIwasonmyr oom well
Iam
alway sonmyr oom.Ihearthedooropening
thenBal ogetsi
n.
Bal
o:HeybabeImi
ssy
ourpussy
Me:
P..
p..
lzIam st
il
lsor
efr
om y
est
erdayndsex
i
snotgoodforthebabi
es.
Bal
o:Ohhcomeonbabeoner
ound
Me:
Nopl
zletmegopl
z
Bal
o:Ican'
tdot
hatbabeal
lIwanti
syounow.
Heunbuckl
eshi
sbeltohhgodnonoIcan'
t
handl
ethi
sanymore.Heget
scloset
omend
l
ift
smydressndrubsmythigh.
Bal
o:Don'
twor
ryIwi
l
lbegent
lebabe.
Hesaysthatki
ssi
ngmyneck.OhhgodIhat
e
myli
fe.

Babal
o
Okayheyguy smynamei sBabaloMkhi ze.Wel l
mendLubawer ebornonthesamey ear.My
mom wasmydad' ssi
dechick.WellIdidn't
needany t
hingwhenIgr ewupbczdadpr ovided
usbtIneededhi slove.Hehidusfrom hiswi f
e
ndkids.Ihatedadndhi sfamil
y.Well mypl anis
tokidnapYonwabandmar ryherthenwhenshe
giv
esbi r
thtothetripl
esIwil
lsel
lthem.YesI
am intobabytraff
icki
ng.YouseeLubawi ll
neverfoundusndIwi l
lmakesureoft hat.

#Babal
o
#TheTr
ipl
ets
#Lubanzi
_Lul
utho
#LubaKaYonni
e

I
nser
t72

Luba
OkayI '
vebeenworkingmybittoftof i
ndmy
wife.NdpeoplewellIki
l
ledsomepeopl e.A
mont hpastndthatmeansmywi f
ei s9mont hs
pregnant.Theboysli
vewit
hmom ndIl i
vealone.
Banz i
isangrywit
hme.Soi twasar ound1am I
wasbusycont act
ingmyoldfriendtohel pme
fi
ndmywi fe.
"
BOSSIFOUNDHER!
!IFOUNDHER!
!"
Iqui
ckl
ytur
nedndwentt
oSenzo.
Me:
Youf
oundher
?Wher
eisshe?
Senzo:
Shei
sinHawai
ii
nabeachhouse.Idon'
t
knowwhot ookherbtt
hisbeachhouseis
surroundedbylot
sofguardsnditwil
lget
dangeroussowehv etobecareful
whenwego
rescueher.
Me:
ThankyouSenzo.Soat5am weshoul
dal
l
ber
eadytogoatHawaii
.Callal
lthecr
ew.
I
ncl
udi
ngtheonesinDurbanndCapeTown.
Senzo:
Yesboss.
Me:Lookboysdon'
tdi
eonmethereokayor
el
seIwill
wakeuupndkil
lyouwit
hmybar e
handsboys.
Theylaughed.WowIam sohappywef oundher
.
SoIdr ovet
omom' splace.Theguar
dsletmein.
Iwentt omyboy sroom.IknowBanzi i
sawake
i
tsFridaymorning.Iknockedonhisroom ndhe
yel
ledcomei n.Igotin.
Me:
Drey
Dr
ey:
Dad
Me:
Umhmm If
oundher
.
Hel
ookedatmendswi
tchof
fhi
sphone.
Drey:
Real
l
y?Wowokayt
henwhatar
ewait
ing
for?Gogetmywi
feImi
ssherf
atass.
Me:
Sundi
nyel
aLubanzi
neh!
!
Hel
aughed.Li
kemxxm.
Drey
:OkaynddadIam sor
ryf
ornotspeaki
ngt
o
youanywaygogetmom.
Me:
Il
ovey
ouboy
Dr
ey:
YeahIl
ovey
out
oodadnowgo.
Iwentoutnddr ovehome.Iwentt oshowernd
atethenwor emyl ongsleeveT-shi
rt,bl
ack
ri
ppedj eans,bl
ackkneeboot ,
agol dchainnda
l
ongkneebl ackcoat.It
ookmygunsnddr ov
e
totheAi r
port.Don'twor
ryIam wear i
ngabullet
proof.Isawmycr ewndwegotonourPr i
vat
e
j
ets.Ndwef lewtoHawai i
.Whoev ertookmy
wifewilldieshame.
Babal
o
Ross:
Sowhydi
dyoucal
lmeher
eKi
l
ler
?
Me:Well
Iknowyoui
ntobabyt
raf
fi
cki
ngsoI
cangetyounewbor
n3babyboys.
Hesmir
ked.Wel
lIam i
nameet
ingwi
thRoss
whoi
sababysell
erndabuy
er.
Ross:
Str
aightf
rom bi
rt
h
Me:
Youknowi
t
Ross:
Howmucheach?
Me:
48mi
l
li
on
Hesmi
rksndt
akeasi
ponhi
swhi
skey
.
Ross:
Finebthur
ryupcozIneedt
hosebabi
es
soonaspossibl
e.
Me:
Wel
ltheyst
il
li
nthewomb.
Ross:
Goodnowkeepupt
hegoodwor
k.
Heget supwithhisbodyguardsndt heywent
out.IgetuptocheckonYonwaba.If oundher
sl
eeping.Sheisonecutewoman.Shei slooks
beauti
fulevensheisasl
eep.Ican'twaitto
mar r
yherndf uckhereveryday.Ihopeshe
gi
vesbi r
thsooner.

Luba
Wejstgonethroughtheplan.WeinHawai i
in
ourownBeachhouse.Theguy sar
er eady.It
s
9pm nowndwear eabouttogokil
l t
hose
bast
ards.Sonowwewai t
ingforAthitotell
us
togoin.Hecal
ls.
*
Conv
o*
Athi:
Yonwabai sontheroom wherether
eisa
balconyndlookthesecuri
tyi
stightbtwecan
defeatthem okay.
Us:
Sur
e
Twoguy swenttoshoottheguar
dsonthegat
e
ndwewenti n.Thealar
m wentof
fndthenwe
st
artshoot
ing.Ineedtofi
ndmywi f
e.

Yonwaba
SoguysIam 9mont hspregnant.Sot odayI
wokewi t
hcrampsbtar enotbadndIam sur eI
am gonnagivebir
th.Idon'twanttogi vebi r
th
cozmybabieswi l
lbesold.Iwasr ubbi ngmy
bump.Suddenlygunshotsst art
edtof i
r e.Ohh
godIhopeitsLuba.Igetupf rom thebednd
whereanightdress.Iwasnakedal ok.Isaton
theedgeofthebedndst artedpraying.Iwas
cryi
ngthenthedooropened.Iwasscar edndI
hadmyey esclosed.
"
Sthandwasam"
Thatvoi
ce.I
tshi
mitsmybaby.Iopenmyey
es
ndfoundhim wi
tht
ears.Her
unstomendhugs
mendcausingmet ocrymor
ehey.
Bae:
It
sokayst
handwasam Iam her
enow.
Me:
LubaIt
houghtIl
osty
oubaby
Bae:
It
sokayIl
ovey
ou
Me:
Il
ovey
oumor
e
Hekissesmendsqueezemybut
t.Hai
sana
Luba.Ipul
l
edouty
hoo.
Me:
It
syourhal
fbr
otherwhoki
dnappedme
Bae:
What
?II
'
veahal
fbr
other
?
"
Ofcour
sey
oudo"
LubaturnedndBabalowasaimingatLubawith
agun.ThenLubaaimedathimt oo.Iwentnext
tothebed.Ifel
tasharpmassivepainonmy
l
owerstomach.Okayt he3l
it
tleninj
asare
coming.Iscr
eamedcausingthese2t ol
ookat
me.
Them:
What
'swr
ong?
!!
Me:
Theycomi
ng!
!
Thenmywaterbrokendt
hecr
ampsbecame
hugendi
tspai
nful.
Bae:
Anyl
astwor
ds?
Balo:Youbet
tersaygoodby
etoy
ourwi
fe
brother.
Me:
Guy
spl
easehel
p!!
Ohhhgodthi
swaspai
nful
AF!!Ndt
heset
woare
busydoi
ngwhat
evert
heydoi
ngwhil
eIam i
n
pai
n.
"
BHABHABHABHABHABHA"
Ohhhgodohhhnoshi
t!
!Whogotshot
?Il
ooked
upndIcoul
dn'
tbel
i
evemyeyes.

#WhoGot
Shot
?
#TheTr
ipl
ets
#Lubanzi
_Lul
utho
#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t73

Yonwaba
Babal
owaslyingthere.Lubashothi
minthe
for
eheadndAy l
aront heback.Ohhgodt
hese
babi
esaregonnakill
me.
Bae:LETSCARRYHERSHEI
SABOUTTOGI
VE
BIRTH!!
Ay
lar
:Okayman
Theycar
ri
edmendYhooIwascr
yingnd
scr
eaming.
Me:
Lubapl
easebakhuphe!
!
Bae:
Hangi
nther
e
WewentintoacarndIsawAper
sonwear
inga
doct
or'
scoat.
Doc:
Mov
ebaf
e2
Theyal
lmov
edwel
lthi
sav
an.Hespr
eadmy
l
egst
ookof
fmypant
ies.
Bae:
All
ofy
oul
ookaway!
!
Theyal
ll
ookedaway .Heinser
tedhi
sfi
nger
ndthi
shurtl
i
kehel
lyhoo.
Doc:Nahshei
sfarweneedt
ogethert
othe
beachhouse.
YhuuuuphambenesanaIam likedi
edher
end
hetel
lsmethatthebabyisfar
.Msoonwakhe.
Lubawassmill
ingli
keaidiot
.
Me:SUNCUMASWI
NETHISISALLYOURFAULT
IHATEYOULUBAIHATEYOU!
!
Bae:
Iam sor
rybabe.
Thecarstoppedndtheycar
ri
edmeinndwe
wenttotheroom ndcl
osedthedoor
.

Luba
Bae:
LUBAIAM DYI
NGPLZHLECELA
UBAKHUPHE!
!
Argghitsreal
lypai
nfulseeingherbeggingme
totakeoutthebabiesbtshemustwai tfort
he
babiesbeclose.Af
ter30mi nut
esofbeing
i
nsultedLeo(mydoct or)camei nser
tedhis
fi
ngeronbae.
Leo:
TheyclosenowokayYonwabal
ooknowI
wil
lneedtopushformendrememberi
twil
lbe
pai
nfulcozit
s3boys.
Bae:
Okay
Sheopenedherey
est
henst
art
edpushi
ng.
Leo:
Pushbossl
adypush!
!
Me:
Babecomeondot
hisf
ort
hebabi
es
Bae:
FUTSEKNDI
YAPUSH(
A)ANI
BONNI
NA
MOER!!
Yhoohai
sanababe.Af
tersecondsababy
cameout.
Leo:
It
saboy
Hegav
ehi
mtoYonwabandwentcl
ose.
Leo:
Pushagai
n!!
Yonwabapushedndpushedt
henanot
herbaby
boycameout.
Leo:
Anot
herboyokaynowpushl
astt
ime
YonwabawasholdingthebabyboysndIwas
wippi
ngherfor
ehead.Shepushedndpushed
thent
hebabyboycameout .Leoputhi
m on
bae'
schest
.BtYonwabaseemedi npai
n.
Me:
What
'swr
ong?
Bae:
It
sst
il
lpai
nful
Leocheckedherndhel
ookedshocked.
Leo:
It
sseemst
her
eisanot
hercomi
ngokay
nowpush.
WowIdidn'
texpectquadr
etr
ipl
ets.Yonwaba
pushedndpushedthenanot
herbabycameout.
Leo:
TarBeasti
tsagi
rl
!!
FuckIhv
ebabygi
rlohhgodt
hanky
ou.Now
Yonwabawi
ll
behappy.
Bae:
Agi
rlwow
Shameshel
ookedt
ir
ed.
Leo:
What
'st
hei
rnames?
Me:The1stboyisLwazi
,2r
donei sLwandl
e,
3r
di sLwandi
lendmybabygir
lisLolwet
hu.
Bae:
Nchoookayt
he1stboyi
sJar
den,2r
dboy
i
sJay, 3r
dboyi
sJasonndmypri
ncessi
s
Jayl
ar.
Me&Bae:
Mkhi
ze.
Af
tert
hatbabedr
if
tedt
osl
eep.Nchooshe
mustbeti
red.

Yonwaba
Sonowwewer
eonourwayt
ohomef
rom t
he
ai
rpor
t.
Me:
Ican'
twai
ttoseemybabyboy
s.
Bae:
IcantbeIhv
eapr
incess.
Me:
IknowbabyIam happy
.
Bae:Iwil
lpr
otectheralwaysImeanshewi l
l
alwaysbeindoors,nofri
ends,gonnabeav i
rgi
n
ti
ll30,nodati
ngt i
l
l 30ndIwillal
waysdropnd
pickherupwherevershegoes.Ohhnot
forget
ti
ngshewi l
lneverpart
yinherli
fe.
Yhuuuwahl
any
aLubast
ruu.Mybabygi
rlneeds
fr
eedom.
Me:Lubaphambenesheneedsal
i
lfunnd
f
reedom.
Bae:
Thenshewi
l
lhv
efunwi
thmommynd
daddy.
Mhmm Iknowhei snotl y
ingbtIwil
lmakesur
e
shegetsalil
freedom tshin.Wearri
vedhome.
WellIt
oldLubaev er
ythingBabalodi
dtomebt
nott
her apeIam sti
l
lscar edt
oo.Wegotoutnd
theguar
dshelpedtocar
ryourt
wobabi
esi
nsi
de.
Iopenedthedoor
.
"
MOM!
!"
I
twasBanzi
andLut
hoohhmybabies.Theyr
an
t
omendsqueezedt
heli
feoutofme.
Me:
HEY!
!YOUKI
LLI
NGMYBABY!
!
Theypul
l
edoutndmov
edaway
.
Banzi
:
Wai
tmom usai
d3babi
esnot4
Lut
ho:
Yeahmom
Il
aughedohhImi
ssedmyboy
s.
Me:Babywell
ourl
i
ttl
epr
incesscameout
unexpect
ed
Lut
ho:
Wehv
easi
ster
Banzi
:WownowIwi l
lki
ll
ever
yboycomingon
herway,makesuresheisavi
rgi
nti
l
l30,get
sa
boyf
ri
endat30yearsndIwil
lnev
erl
eaveher
si
te.
Me:BATHONG!!Nobaniphambene
sanundi
nyel
avhafi
rsti
twasLubangkunguwe
fut
sek!!
Il
eftt
hem t
her
eandputbabyLwazi
onourbed.
Tshi
nbayaqhel
aabacabaprincessy
am
ayi
zokonwababczoft
hem nxx!!

#Lwazi
_Lwandl
e_Lwandi
l
e_Lol
wet
hu
#Lubanzi
_Lul
utho
#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t74

Yonwaba
Well2dayspassedndmybabieswer ewell
.Bt
LwazindLol
wet huyhoot
hose2lovetobehold
al
ltheti
mendt heyarecr
ybabiesnxxwhil
e
LwandlendLwandil
earethesweetones.SoI
wokeupndLubawasnotnextt ome.Iwentt o
checkthebabiesont hei
rcoatwellit
s2coat s
ndtheyinourroom.Sot hebabieswer enoton
thei
rcoats.Iwenttowashndwor ear oy
alblue
shortdr
esswi t
hflifl
ops.Icombedmyhai r
.I
wentdownst ai
rstothekit
chen.Istoodbyt he
doorndwat chedthem.
Banzi
:
Daddytheyl
ookl
i
ket
heygonnacr
yhur
ry
wit
hthei
rfood!
!
Bae:
FUTSEK!
!ITSCOMI
NG!
!
Lutho:
Ohhhpr
incessj
stf
rownedIr
epeatshej
st
fr
owned!!
Bae&Banzi
:
SHUTUPDRAKE!
!
Thebabi
es:
Ahhhhhhhhhh

Il
aughedndt
heyt
urnedt
ome.
Banzi:
Mamahowl
onghv
eyoubeenst
andi
ng
ther
e?
Me:
Doesn'
tmat
terl
et'
sfeedtheki
dsLubanzi
NdLut
hondLubaprepar
ebreakf
ast.
MendBanzi feedthekidsndIbreast
feeded
them.ThenIatebreakfast
.Baetookthekidst
o
school
.Itookthebabiestothel
ounge.Thenmy
phonerangitwasZoe.Ipickedi
tup.
*
Conv
o*
Me:
Bit
ch
Zoe:
Sfebesi
khul
uunj
an
Me:
Goodbabendy
ou
Zoe:
Goodbtwandi
l
ahl
awna
Me:
Whatno!
!Iwaski
dnapped
Zoe:
OhhkanenIf
orgotchomii
eanywaywe
gonnacomendseethebabiesker
.
Me:
Okaybabeseey
ou.
Zoe:
Byebabe
Idr
oppedt
hecal
l
.Af
ter30mi
nut
est
hegi
rl
s
wereher
endt heywer
eadmi
ri
ngmendLuba'
s
cr
eati
on.Lol
Mimi:
Yhoo6ki
dshai
niy
azumanast
rai
ght
noLuba
Nal
edi
:
Ndkersanachomi
i
ebabusy
Kuhl
e:YhuundIam sur
eugqi
bil
engkuchomi
i
e
Me:
Wel
lyesy
hoonomor
ebabi
es
Zoe:Mxxm bazophi
ndaabacozYonwaba
si
sfebe
Me:
Mxxm ani
sadi
ki
Nal
edi
:
Umhmm sowhatddt
hatbast
arddot
o
you?
Me:Well
not
hingbthewasgonnaf
orcemet o
marryhi
m,kil
lLubaandwhenmybabieswere
bor
nhewasgonnasel l
them.
Theyallwer
eshocked.Tear
sfel
ldownmy
cheecks.
Zoe:
Wev
erysor
ry
Nal
edi
:
Ify
ouneedany
thi
ngweher
efory
ou
Me:
Thanksguy
s
Kuhle:
Grouphug!
!Thenpr
incessst
artcr
yinghai
thi
sgirll
i
kescryi
ng.
Mimi:
Whoawlomnt
anazobasi
sfebendl
elal
e
akhal
angay
o
Weal
ll
aughedmxxm Mi
mi.
Me:Angany
a!!Iwasnev
erahoesoIwon'
trai
se
ahome.
TheGi
rl
s:Mhmm
Me:
Ha.
awhat
'st
hatmhmmm supposet
omean?
Nal
edi
:
Not
hing
Ndt
henwel
aughed.Mxxm Imi
ssedmygi
rl
s.

Luba
SoIwasatt
hewar
ehousewi
tht
hegent
s.
Ayl
ar:
Can'
tbel
i
evey
ouki
l
ledy
oursi
sterndy
our
hal
fbrot
her
.
Me:
Iknowr
ight
Ayl
ar:
Anywayboy
sIt
hinkIwantt
ogetmar
ri
ed
toSi
hle.
Chust
ar: Yhuul
ekaka
Thabs:
Wowokayhai
mfe2uzomoshauSi
hle
ngku
Ay
lar
:How
Me:
Wit
hyourcr
azi
ness
Weal
ll
aughed.
Ay
lar
:DudesIl
oveSi
hlendI
mmamar
ryher
Us:
Nchoooo
Ay
lar
:Mxxm soanydamagesonYonwaba
Me:
Wel
lnotr
eal
l
yshei
sact
ual
l
ygood.
Thabs:
Howi
sthel
i
lli
ll
il
Beast
s
Me:
Why3l
i
ttl
es?
Chustar:Bcozt
heyar
ethel
astboy
syheeyLuba
uyachit
hamar n
Ay
lar
:Lool hai
Beasti
gqi
bil
engkumor
c
Me:
Phambeneandi
kagqi
bi
Theyal
ll
ookedatmel
i
keIam cr
azy
.
Me:
j
stki
ddi
ngy
hoo
Chust
ar:
Bazal
angat
hngababant
ubahl
ala
ematy
otyombeni
Weal
ll
aughed.Yaqhel
aAy
lar
.
Me:
Heymywi
fei
sgoodandzut
hinnam
Thabs:
Hayhayf
utsekzosi
xel
elangozumaapha
kodwakermywif
eishotinbedtoo
Chust
ar:
Hayezkaka btmybabyi
shot
too
Aylar
:Mxxm baweakabaf
azbenu.Si
hleonce
suckedmydickndyourwomenhaven'
t
Me:
Mxxm
Wel
aughedy
aphambanaAy
abongar
haa.

Yonwaba
Sowewer eeati
ngsuppernow.Thebabi
es
weresl
eepingi
nt her
oom.Luthowasweari
ng
sungl
asses.Ndtheyweredar
k.
Me:
Lut
hor
emov
ethegl
asses
Lut
ho:
Btmom It
ryi
ngt
olookcool
Bae:
Wel
lDr
akel
ookcool
out
sidenother
e
Hel
ookedatLubat
henremov
edthegl
asses
whi
l
elooki
ngdown.Ohhmyhehadablueeye.
Bae:
Whathappenedt
oyourey
e?
Lut
ho:
Ifel
l
Banzi
:
Liar
!!
Lut
ho:
Shutupl
oser
Me:HeyheyLut
howewannat
alkt
oyouaf
ter
supperokay
Lut
ho:
Okay
Wef
ini
shedndWeal
lwashedt
hedi
shes.
Me:
Banzi
douhv
eagi
rl
fr
iend?
Banzi
:
Nondgoodni
ght
Heki
ssedourcheeckst
henwentupst
air
s.We
wer
esit
ti
ngwithLuthonow.
Me:
Babyy
ouknowy
oucant
rustusr
ight
?
Bae:Umhmm y
eahsonsopl
easet
ell
ust
he
tr
uth.
Lut
ho:
Jayhi
tmecozIt
alkedt
ohi
sgi
rl
fr
iend.
Me:
Ohhokaywel
lwemustr
epor
tthi
sJay
Bae:
NdIwil
lmakesurehewil
lnev
erhityou
agai
nndIcan'
twai
tforyout
ogot ot
raini
ngnxx!
Hegotupndwentupst
air
s.
Me:
Comel
et'
sgobabe
Wewentupst ai
rstosl
eept
oondIkissedhi
m
goodnight.Igotyomyroom ndt
he
quadretr
iplet
swereawake.
Bae:
Ifoundthem awokebabef
eedt
hem sot
hat
wecansleep.
Ilaughedndbr
east
feedt hebabiesndtheyslept
.
Iwor emyPJsndgoti nt
obed.If el
thandson
l
egsndIwasuncomf ort
able.Hekissedmeon
theneckndIhadaflashbackofBabal orapi
ng
me.Igotupndsatstraight
.
Me:
Iwannasl
eepLuba
Bae:
IknowbtcomebabeIwon'
tdoany
thi
ng
Me:
Wel
lst
opt
ouchi
ngme!
!
Bae:
Ohhhhhkaywhat
'
swr
ong?
Me:
Nothi
ngndi
fut
ouchmeagai
nIwi
l
lsl
eepi
n
t
heguestr
oom.
Isl
eptandcuddl
edme.Iwasr
eal
l
yscar
edguy
s
ImeanwhatifLubarapesmet oondhowam I
gonnatel
lhi
mt hatBabal
otouchedhi
ski
ngdom.
Ifi
nal
lysl
ept
.

#Lwazi
_Lwandl
e_Lwandi
l
e_Lol
wet
hu
#Lubanzi
_Lul
utho
#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t75

Yonwaba
SoIwokeupndl ookedatmysi te.Princesswas
sl
eepi ngonLuba' schest.Luba'
smout hwas
halfclosedndPr incess'
sdummywasi nhis
mout h.Itookapi cnchoo.Any wayIwentt o
washndwentt opreparebreakfast.Myf amily
fi
nallycamedown.Lubawentt opi tthebabies
ont hetheirchair
s.Weat einsilence.Lubakept
steali
nggl ancesonme.Iam sur eitsbcozof
yester
day.AnywayLubat
ooktheboy
sto
schoolndIspendmydaycleani
ngndpl
ayi
ng
withmybabies.

Luba
OkaynowIam r eall
ystressedImeanYonwaba
l
ookedscaredizolomxxm.Idr ov
etothegents.
Thismotherf
ucker swerewat chi
ngsoccersoI
decidedt
ojoi
ni n.Ithi
nktheguy snot
icedi
t.
Ay
lar
:TarBeasthuzer
tngku?
Me:
It
sYonwaba
Thabs:
What
'swr
ongwi
thmysi
ster
?
Me:It
st hatyest
erdayIwastouchingherdude
shefreakedoutshel ookedscar
ednd
uncomf ort
able.
Ay
lar
:May
beshest
il
lnotov
ert
heki
dnap.
Thabs:
Yeahmay
be
Senzo:
May
behet
ouchedher
Us:
Whatdoumean?
Senzo:
Youknow
Chust
ar:
Nopwedon'
t
Senzo:
May
beher
apedher
!!
Me:
WHAT!
!Hewoul
dn'
t,
woul
dhe?
Chust
ar:
NahIdon'
tthi
nkso
Me:
Yeahmay
behedi
dn'
t
Senzo:
Iwasj
stsay
ing.
Yeahmaybehedidn'
tormay
behedi
d.Ar
rghh
thi
sisf
uckedup.

Yonwaba
AnywaysoIwasinthekit
chenpr
epari
ng
supper
.SoIwentt
oj oi
nmyFAM inthelounge.
Banzi
:
CanIgot
oapar
ty?
Bae:
Okaysur
e
Me:
WHAT!
?NOYOUWONT
Banzi
:
Btmom
Me:Nobut
syou14ndpar
ti
esar
efor16y
ear
ol
ds.
Banzi
:
Dad?
Bae:
Iam out
.
Wewentt
oeat
.YaphambaBanzi
hei
snot
goi
ngt
osomepart
ytshi
n.

Iwasintheki
tchendri
nki
ngmilk.Aknockcame
thr
ough.HeeeIwonderngbanlowo.SoIwent
toopenndonlytofoundBanzi
drunk.
Banzi:
Dmamzoyay
azIloveyouwithal
lmy
heartyaboy
oumyfi
rstl
ady.Hahaha
Me:
LUBANZIDREYMKHI
ZE!
!
Heeeeey
andqhel
auLubanzi
nehy
abonaker
ndi
zomny
isauLubanzi
todayst
ruu.

#Lwazi
_Lwandl
e_Lwandi
l
e_Lol
wet
hu
#Lubanzi
_Lul
utho
#LubaKaYonni
e

I
nser
t76

Yonwaba
Me:
LUBANZIFUTSEKVHA!
!
Lubacamerunni
ngdownndhestoppedwhen
hesawBanziNdhesmil
edheee.
Banz
i:
Dmamzi
Ilov
emar
nyabo.
Thenhestar
tedcr
yingndLubabust
erda
l
aughter
.
Me:
Hlekan?
Hequickl
ytookBanzi tohisr
oom ndmadehi m
dri
nklot
sofwat erforhangoverndtuckedhim
i
nbed.Heeeuy athandwaLubanzi sana.Iwent
tobedtoo.Lubacamei nbedt oo.
Me:
LubaBanzi
mustbepuni
shed.
Bae:
Okaybabynowl
et'
ssl
eep.
Iclosedmyey esndababycried.ArghhIgotup
ndi twasbabyLwazisoItookhim ndbreast
fed
him.IfelthandsonmywaistndIwas
uncomf ort
ablebtIl
eti
tpass.
Me:
Thi
sboywi
l
lbeat
roubl
emaker
Bae:
All
oft
hem babyy
hoo
Me:
Mxxm
Bae:
Let
'ssl
eepwi
thLwazi
.
WegotinbedndLwaziwassti
l
lsucki
ngmy
br
east
.Lubacuddl
edus.Wefel
lasl
eep.
Br
aX
Iwasinmystudyt
henIgotacall
f r
om myt
win
brot
herZol
ani
.Iwonder
.Ipi
ckeditup.
*
Conv
o*
Me:
Myboy
Br
o:Sundi
qhel
akakubi
wnamsoon
Ichuckl
ed.
Me:
What
'sgoi
ngon?
Br
o:Wehv
eapr
obl
em.
Wellhei
sagangst
erndat
radi
ti
onal
heal
er.So
yeah.
Me:
What
'swr
ong?
Br
o:Sni
peri
sbackmf
owet
hu
Me:
WHAT!
!
Wel
lSni
perwasmyenemy
.Nxxt
hatf
ucker
usesdar
kmagi
ctof
ighthi
sbat
tl
es.
Ithoughhe
wasdead.
Br
o:Bthei
snotaf
tery
ou.
..Hei
saf
terBeast
Me:
What
!!
Bro:Yeahndl
ookBeasthast
otr
ainhi
sBeastso
thathecandefeathi
m.
Me:
ArgghokayIwi
l
ltel
lhi
m.
Br
o:LookIwi
l
lfl
yther
etosor
tthi
smessout
.
Me:
Okaywhenar
efl
yi
ngher
e?
Br
o:I
n2day
slookIgot
tagomywi
fei
swai
ti
ng.
Il
aughed.
Me:
Whi
pped
Br
o:Fut
sekswi
ne!
Hedr
opst
hecal
l
.Ei
shSni
peri
sanassmar
n.

Luba
Soit
sbeen2daysnowndIam i
nmyst
udyt
hen
someknocks.
Me:
Comei
n
ThenBraXndhistwinget
sin.Igetupndwe
exchangegr
eet
ings.
Me:
Umhm whatbr
ingsy
ouher
etai
ma.
Br
aX:
Wel
lwehv
eabi
gpr
obl
em
Me:
Okay
?
Theybot
hsi
gnndl
ookatme.
Br
aX:
Sni
peri
sback
Me:
WHAT!
!?
Ohhhshi
tSniperthatidi
otismywor stenemy
.I
hat
ehim wi
thpassion.Dickheadusesdark
magict
oprotectndf i
ghtforhi
mselfnxx!!
Br
aZol:
Andhei
saf
tery
oubtwecanhel
pify
ou
want
Il
ookathi
m wi
thaquest
ioni
ngl
ook.
BraZol
:
Iam t
radi
ti
onal
heal
erndIcanpr
otect
you.
Me:
Okaybtwemustactf
ast
.
BraZol:
Andyoumusttrai
nyourBeastcozy
ou
don'tknowanyt
hingabouti
t.
Me:
EishhokayIwi
l
lbtwhataboutmyf
ami
l
y?
Br
aZol:
Don'
twor
ryIwi
l
lpr
otectt
hem wi
thmy
muti
s.
Me:
Okayt
hanky
ou
Them:
Anyt
ime.
Br
aZol
:
Ohhl
ookwewi
l
lbei
ntouchsoon
Me:
Okay
Iwalkedthem outndsai
dourgoodby
es.Iwent
backtomyst udy.Ar
ghhmyf amil
i
esarei
n
dangerbcozofthatdi
ckheadnxx.

Sni
per
OkayIwasinmyst
udyt
henmyr
ighthandman
Ameralcamei
n.
Amer
al:
Bossy
oucal
l
ed
Me:
YesndIt
hinki
tsaboutt
imef
ormet
ost
ri
ke
Amer
al:
Okaysowhati
sthepl
an?
Me:
Iwantt
omakeBeast
'swi
feazombi
e.
Amer
al:
Yhoookaybthowboss?
Me:
WellIwi
llcastasmoketoherndi
twi
ll
get
i
nherheadthenshewil
lconetomendbam I
makeherazombi e
Amer
al:
Okaysowhenar
edoi
ngt
his?
Me:
May
beaf
teraf
ewweeks.
Ameral:
Okaybossl
emmepr
epar
efort
he
missi
ontoni
ght
Hegotout.Well
wel
ll
it
tl
eBeasty
oubett
erbe
pr
eparedcozImmaaboutt
odest
royy
ourli
fe
Hahaha.
#Sni
per
#Lwazi
_Lwandl
e_Lwandi
l
e_Lol
wet
hu
#Lubanzi
_Lul
utho
#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t77

Yonwaba
Iwasnowi nbedwit
hmychi l
drenndLubawas
showering.TheQuadret
ri
plet
sarehandfulsana
yhoo.Any wayBaecameoutlookingsexy.His
muscleswer ebi
gndsexymhmmmm i fonlyI
couldtell
himthetr
uthcozIknowhewi l
lfr
eak
outordivorceme.Hisphonerangndhepi cked
i
tup.
*
Conv
o*
Bae:
TarZol
TaZol
:
...
..
.
Bae:
Yeahshei
sher
ewhy?
Br
aZol
:
...
..
..
Thenhef
rownedl
ooki
ngatme.Thi
xoIwonder
.
Bae:
OkayBr
aZol
Iwi
l
ltal
ktoher
.
Hedr oppedthecal
l.Ndworehi
sPJs.Het ook
thecoatstothebabiesr
oom.Iknewwegonna
argue.Igoti
ntobed.ThenLubatookt
hebabies
outoftheroom.Thencamei nbedndlookat
me.
Bae:
Yonwabay
oukeepi
ngsecr
etsf
rom me
now.
Me:
NoIam not
Bae:
DONTFUCKENPI
SSMEOFFYONWABA!
!
Me:
BtIdon'
tknowwhatar
eut
alki
ngabout
Bae:
Yonwabawhathappenedwheny
ouwer
e
ki
dnapped?Di
dhehurtyou?
Me:
Umhm no
Bae:
Mhmm Iseendany
eleka
Hegotupndwentt othewardr
obe.I
tlookl
ike
heist
aki
ngsomet hi
ngout.
..Haaahetookouta
sj
ambok.OkayokayIgotup.
Bae:
YonwabaIam aski
ngf
ort
hel
astt
ime.
Isatdownndsi
gned.
Me:Itall
start
edwhenIwassl eepi
nginmy
room.Ifelthandsonmybody .Iqui
ckl
ylooked
upndi twashim.Hest art
edt
akingoffmy
clot
hesndhe. .
.he.
.her
apedme.
Bae:
Hewhat
?
Thatcaneoutasawhi sper
.Thenhestart
ed
breathi
ngheav i
l
y.Hi
sskinstar
tedcomingout
fur,histeet
hbecamelonger,hi
seyeswere
black.Igotscar
ed.
Me:
Lubapl
zbabydon'
tl
eav
eme.
Het
henr
anoutoft
her
oom.OhhgodIsaw
Luba'
sbeast.Mhmm hai sana.Iwentt
obed
cry
ingal
lnight.Lubal
eftmecozIwasr aped
wow.

Br
aX
SoIwasintheloungewi
thmybrot
her
.Then
suddenl
yhestart
edmaki
ngsangomagroans.
Br
o:Uy
ezaZol
ani
!Isi
l
waneSakhesi
yeza!
Me:
Huh
ThenIhear
dsomeonebreaki
ngthi
ngsthent
he
Beastwal
kedi
n.OhhgodheisscaryAF!!
Br
o:Cal
m downcal
m downcal
m down
Hesaidthatwalki
ngtotheBeast
.Theni t
fai
ntedndLubawentbacktonormal .Zol
ani
wenttotakeapill
owndputitunderLuba's
head.Weleftt
hem ther
eandwentt osit.
Bro:
Iam wor
ri
edabouthi
m bcozhei
saboutt
o
knowaboutt
hisBeastNdhehas5Beast
sin
hi
shouse.
Me:
Sowhatwi
l
lhappennow?
Br
o:It
hinksni
peri
saboutt
oat
tack.

Af
teranhourLubawokeupndsatnextt
ous.
Beast:
Ifai
l
edherImeanshewasf
uckenr
aped
bythatsonofabi
tchnxx!
!
Br
o:Calm downsonthi
sshal
lpassbtIam
worr
iedaboutYonwaba.
Us:
Why
?
Br
o:Somet
hingi
saboutt
ohappen.
Beast
:Shoul
dIgohome?
Br
o:Yesbtlookt
ell
heri
fany
thi
nghappensshe
mustpray
Beast
:Okay
BeastwentoutndIr
emai
nedwi
thmybr
other
.
Br
o:Ei
shnowImi
ssmywi
fe
Me:
Mhmm Ungakl
i
nget
het
hengesexpl
z
Br
o:Ai
i
boi
tsnotl
i
keuget
ti
ngsome
Me:
Say
swho?
Br
o:Ar
eu?
Ikeptqui
et.
.Nxxy
aqhel
alo.Thenhebust
ersa
l
aughter.
Bro:
HeeehambaXol
ani
your
api
ngl
i
ttl
eki
ds
now.
Helaughedhar
dagain.Mxxm Igotupndl
eft
t
hisfooll
aughi
ngnxxIcan'
tfucknowtshi
n.

Yonwaba
Iwokeupheari
ngwind.Igotupndlooked
ar
ound.Ist
art
edgear
ingav oi
ce.Igotscar
ed
Voice:
Yonwabay
ouar
emine!Yonwabayouar
e
mine!YONWABAYOUAREMINE!!YOUARE
MI
NE!
!COMETOMENOW!
Isawsmokecomi ngNYwayndndIscr eamed
ohGodIam gonnadi e.Iwentt
othedoort
o
openbtitwasstuck.Icl
osedmyeyesbd
star
tedpray
ing.
Me:PhumaSatan!Iam notyour
s!!I
nt hename
ofChri
stndNazarethIam noty
ours!!Goback
whereyoucamef r
om!!Go!!I
nthethenameof
thehol
yspir
itgoawayIam notyours!
!
Voi
ce:
NO!
!NOOOOOOO!
!NOOOOOO!
!YOU
BI
TCH.
Thesmokedisappear
edal
ongwi
tht
hevoi
ces.
ThenLubacameinndcametohugme.
Me:
Ihear
dav
oicebti
t.
.i
t.
.i
tst
opp.
.
Bae:
Ahhhmyl
ove
Hesaidthatsqueezi
ngmendIwascr
ying.If
ell
asl
eepinhisarms.
Sni
per
Ifel
tmybodybur ningupshit!
!Myplandidn'
t
worknxxthatbit
ch!!Irantomymultiroom nd
tookabottl
ethendr ankit
.Ist
oppedfeeli
nglike
Iam bur
ning.Ical
ledAmer al
.Hecamer unning.
Ameral
:
MYPLANDI
DNTWORK!THEBI
TCH
USEDTHEGWORDARGHHH
Amer
al:
Eishdon'
twor
rybosswewi
l
lgett
hem
i
nanot
herway
Me:
Sheshoul
dhv
ebeenmyzombi
e!
Amer
al:
Cal
m downboss
Hej stpouredmy selfwhiskeynddr ankitl
i
keits
water .Myplanhadt owor kunless.
.Unless
therei ssomeonehel pi
ngt hem.Shit!
!Whoever
thatbast ar
diswilldiealongwithBeastNdhi s
bit
ch! !Iwentt
osl eepndIj sthvetofound
anot herwaythroughYonwaba.Ar r
ghhwai ta
fri
end.YeahIwi lluseoneofherf ri
ends.Well
well planBwil
ldef i
nit
elywor k.
#Sni
per
#Lwazi
_Lwandl
e_Lwandi
l
e_Lol
wet
hu
#Lubanzi
_Lul
utho
#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t78

Yonwaba
SoIwokeupndsatstr
aight.If
oundLuba
si
tt
ingont
hecouchwatchingme.Iswall
ow
har
dcozhelooksscar
y.
Me:
What
'swr
ongbabe?
Bae:
Iwanty
ou
Me:Ohumhm wel
lyoucanhvemenextweek
babecozt
hebabi
esaresti
l
lyoung.
Hel
ooksatmewi
thascar
yfr
own.Heget
sup
ndgetsinbed.Hest art
st otokissmer oughl
y.I
tr
ytostophim btnophepr esseshisbody
cl
oseronmi ne.Ifeelhi
shandsonmybut t
.
Babalousedtokissmer oughlytoo.Tear
s
escapeonmyey es.All
whatBabal ousedt odo
comesback.Istartcryi
ngndshaki ngndLuba
pull
soutndhegi vesmeawor ri
edlook.
Bae:
Whyucrying?Iam onl
ygonnaki
ssy
ou
babeIswear
.
Il
etoutaloudcr
yndIcoul
dseeshameLubai
s
worr
ied.
Bae:
OkayIam sor
rybabeIam sor
ry.
Ndiy
axol
isashor
tywam
Me:
It
s..
..
not
..
.y
ouBae:
NoIam sor
rybabe
Igetupndwenttothebathroom ndlockthe
door.Isi
tontopoft
hetoi
letndst ar
tcryi
ng.
Howcoul dBabal
odothi
st ome.
Luba
ShitImesseduppret
tybadfuckmywi f
ei s
cry
ingbcozofme.Itsbeen30mi nut
essince
sheisbeenther
e.Iwenttoknock.
Bae:
Shor
tyIam sor
rymywifeIwi
ll
neverki
ss
youort
ouchyouagainpl
easecomeout.
Okayt
hat'
sali
ebtheyIneedmybabytotr
ust
me.Thedooropensndshewascr
yingf
uckthat
br
okemyheart.
Bae:Iam sor
rybabeIam sor
rypl
easebabe
for
giveme.
Me:
Whatar
eyout
alki
ngabout
?
Bae:Iknowy
ouwi
l
ldi
vor
cemebtpl
easeIam
sorr
y
Me:
Yonwabawhat
'
swr
ong?
Shewasonhi
skneesndIwaswor
ri
edasf
uck!
Bae:
He.
.he.
.he.
..
r.
.r
aped.
.me.
..
pl.
.
Me:
WHAT!
!
Bae:
LubaIam sor
rypl
easedon'
tbeatmeup!
!
Me:
Hedi
dwhat?
Thatcameasawhisper
.If
eltmyBeastcomi
ng
out.Ij
str
anoutoft
heroom ndIwasi
nbeast
modenow.

•
Nar
rat
ed•
Lubar anoutoft hehousei nBeastmode.Br a
Zolani (Br
aX'st winbrot her)start
edmaki ng
sangomagr oans.HeknewLubaknowswhat
happenedt ohiswi fe.Int hemeanwhi l
eLuba
wasr unni
ngtosomef orest.Iarr
ivedt hereand
startedpunchi ngt reesndt eari
ngt hem down
bcozofanger .BraZol ani ndBr aXdr ovetothe
forestndf oundLubaki ckingat r
ee.Br aZolsai
d
sangomawor dsndbl ewsomet r
adi t
ional
herbs( Mpepho)ont heBeastNdi timmedi atel
y
felldownndsl ept.Theycar ri
edittot hecarnd
dr
ovet
othei
rhouse.

I
nthemor ni
ngLubawokeupwi thanheadache
i
nar oom.Hequickl
yranoutoftheroom nd
wentdownstai
rsonl
ytofoundtheoldmen
dr
inki
ngwhiskey.Hewenttosi
twiththem
Br
aZol
:
Arey
ouokaynow?
Me:
Yes
Br
aX:
What
'swr
ong?
Me:Thatbast
ardr
apedmywife.
.HEFUCKEN
FORCEDHI MSELFONMYWI FETHATPIECEOF
SHIT.
.THATSONOFABI TCH!!
Br
aXwasreal
l
yshockedt
oheart
hisndBr
aZol
j
stsi
gnedndl
ookedaway
.

Si
hle
Heyguy
smynamei
sSi
hleNdabandy
oual
l
knowmeasAy l
ar'
sgi
rl
fri
end.Wel lIam spy .I
am workingforSni
pertokil
lBeastndSni per
takescontr
olofhiscr
ew.Wel lMypl anist obe
closewit
hYonwabandki l
lher.Beastwillbe
weakndIwi llst
ri
keatthatti
me.Goodt hi ngI
knowAy abongawantstomar ryme.Sot hiswill
beeasy.AndwhenIam doneIwi llgetmar ried
withmyhandsomeSni per.

•SORRYGUYSBTITSEXAMSINEEDTOBE
FOCUSEDSOIWILLPOSTONWEEKENDI
LOVEYOU•

#Lwazi
_Lwandl
e_Lwandi
l
e_Lol
wet
hu
#Lubanzi
_Lul
utho
#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t79

Yonwaba
Lubadi dn'tcomehome.Iwasnowcooki ng
breakfastndt hebigboy scamedown.Ifini
shed
feedi
ngt hebabi esbtLwazi waseisht
hatoneis
ahandf ul.Theysati nt
hecounterchai
rsnd
grett
ede.Lubanzi wasl ooki
ngatmeal lt
his
ti
me.Iam sur ebcozofmyswol l
enredeyes.I
wasr eall
ycr yi
ngy hoo.
Banz
i:
Mom ar
eyouokay
?
Me:
Umhmm y
esbabe
Banz
i:
Mhmm
Idi
shedf ort hem ndwentupst air
stodress.I
woreawhi t
eshor tdress.I
twasnott hatshort
btitwas.Iwor ebrownscandalsndt ookthe
babypram t hathad4seat s.Icarri
editt
o
downstairs.Ipitthem ontheirseatsndtook
t
hei
rbag.Lubanzi
ndLul
uthocamedown.
Banzi
:
Canwecomet
oo?
Me:
Umhm y
esbaby
Hebenddownndki ssedme.Yeshei s14y ear
s
oldndt all
erthanme.Iam r eall
yshor tguy s.So
wewentt othebigcarndt hedr iv
ertookust o
themal l.Wear r
ivedndwewentt oGucci coz
Banzi wantedsomet hingther e.Webought
shir
tsf orhim ndLuluthowi thGucci belts.I
don'tknowwhyLubanzi buyt hisstuffcozhe
alr
eadyhasmanyoft hem.Wewentt obaby
shopsndguesswhatmybi gboy sdidntget
boredt heyactuall
yhel pedmeout .Afteranhour
Banzi star
ted.
Banzi
:
MamaIam hungr
y
Me:
Wai
tlastshophoneyt
henwecangoeat
Lut
ho:
Nomamacomeon
Me:
Arghht
akey
ourbabybr
other
sndsi
sterwi
th
y
ou.
Banzi
:
Ift
heygi
veust
roubl
e?
Me:
Cal
lme
Banzi
:
Okay
Het
ookt
hepr
am f
rom mendwentt
oSpur
.
"
Hai
somanyki
dswhi
l
elooki
ngsexy
"
Avoi
cesai
dsondIturnedonl
ytofi
ndTroy
.I
j
umpedonhim ndhehuggedme.Thenheput
medown.
Tr
oy:
Shor
tyy
oudon'
tcal
lany
mor
e
Me:
Mxxm Iwasnother
enj
ena
Tr
oy:
Iknowy
ouwer
eki
dnapped
Me:
Yeah
Tr
oy:
Let
'sgobuyt
hecl
othes
Wewenttobuymoreclot
heswhil
echatt
ing.
Aft
erwewenttoSpurndfoundmyboysbusy
l
aughi
ng.Wewenttothetabl
e.Whent
heysaw
usbothofthefr
ownedgav
edeat
hst
aresat
Troy
.Troychuckl
ed.
Me:
Heyguy
s
Banzi
:Sheismarr
iedhas6ki
dsndst
il
lthei
diot
i
sstil
laft
erhernxx.
Hesai
dthatget
ti
ngupndwentoutofSpur
.
Me:
Sor
ryaboutt
hat
Tr
oy:
It
scool
Iunder
stand
WesatdownwithquietLut
ho.HeeeLubanzi
zomboni
saser
ious.

Luba
SoIam st
il
latBr
aX'
s.Wewer
edr
inki
ng
whi
skey.
BraZol
:Beastmyboyl
ooki
tsti
met
otr
ainy
our
Beastnowcozitsal
mostt
ime.
Me:
Sowhatwi
l
lIdo?
Br
aZol
:
Youwill
hvetogondst
ayi
nthef
orest
wi
thwi
ldani
malsfor3day
s
Me:
WHAT!
!
Br
aX:
HayZol
ani
isn'
tthatdanger
ous?
Br
aZol:
Heyhey
!Don'
tfuckenstar
twi
thmey
ou
2okayl
ookthi
swil
lhel
py ou.
Me:Eisht
hisi
sfuckedupImeandon'
tmywi
fe
ndkidsdeser
vepeace
Isi
gn.Li
kereal
l
yit
sal
way
str
oubl
eaf
tert
roubl
e.
HaiIam t
ir
ednow.
Br
aZol
:Don'
twor
ryi
tsal
mostov
er
Me:
Whatal
mostov
er?
Br
aZol
:
Youwi
l
ljstsee
BraX:
NcncZol
ani
youmaki
ngnosensenownd
i
tsstupi
d
Br
aZol
:
Xol
ani
ngandi
nyel
imna
Theyl
aughed.Heeet
hese2ol
dmenar
e
act
ual
l
yget
ti
ngdr
unknow.
BraX:
Irememberyourfi
rstki
ssZol
ani
youwer
e
sohappythaty
ouactual
lytol
dmom
BraZol
:Andshepinchedmyear
ssayi
ngIam
tooyoungforgi
rl
sndshewil
lki
llmei
fIki
ssa
gir
lagai
n.
Me:
Howol
dwer
eyou?
Iaskedl
aughi
ng.
Br
aX:
Hewas10
Myphoner angdi
stur
bingusmxxm.I
twas
Lubanzi
.Ianswer
ed.
*
Conv
o*
Me:
Drey
Dr
ey:Dady
ouknowIt
houghty
ouwer
eact
ual
l
y
st
rongbty
ouweak
Whatt
hef
uck!Thi
sboyj
sti
nsul
tedme.
Me:
Lubanzi
sundi
nyel
ayev
ha
Dr
ey:
It
str
ueImeanyousomewher
eelsewhil
e
mom i
spl
ayi
nghappyf
amil
ywit
hthatdi
ckhead
Me:
Wai
t!Whatdi
ckhead?
Drey:
Ohhyoudon'tknow?Mom hasamal
e
fr
iendndIdon'
ttr
usthim
Me:
Wher
ear
eunow?
Drey:
Att
hemal
lbtIam sur
ewegonnacome
back.
Me:
Okayl
ookIam gonnabet
her
enownow
Idr
oppedthecal
l
.Iwasreal
l
ypissedof
fthat
Yonwabahasafri
endasaguy.
Br
aZol:
HohomeBeastbtdonotl
ayahandorI
wi
llki
l
lyou
Hesaidthatsmi
l
ing.Heeeunxi
l
il
etamkhul
u
wabantu.

Yonwaba
Sowef inishedeatingsupperndLubaisnot
backyet.Igotinbedt henthedooropened.
OnlytofindLubal ooki
ngpissed.Hewenttothe
bathr
oom ndaf t
ersomet i
mehecameoutnd
gotintobed.Hemademel ookathi
m.Okayhe
l
ookedangr ynow.
Bae:
Soy
ouhv
eguy
sasf
ri
endsnow?
Me:HisnameisTroyndhei
sagoodf
ri
end.I
am sureBanzi
tol
dyou.
Bae:
DidIaskf
ort
hismot
her
fucker
'sname?
Me:
LookLubai
tsl
atel
et'
ssl
eep.
Bae:
Yonwabayougonnabr
eakt
hingswi
tht
hat
sonofabi
tchnow!
Me:
DON'TCALLHI
M THAT!
!YOUDONTEVEN
KNOW HI
M!!
Bae:
DON'
TFUCKENRAISEYOURVOICEATME
WOMANORELSEIWI LLSTRANGLEYOUTO
DEATH!
!YOUWILLDOWHATISAY! !
Igotoutofbedndsodi
dhe.
Bae:
Youareminendminealone.Sonowy
ou
gonnast
opseeingt
hatboy
!
Me:
Iwon'
tokayIam notacheat
erl
i
key
ou
Bae:
Whatdi
dyousay
?
Ij
stwal
kedt
otot
hebat
hroom ndLubagr
abbed
myarm.
Me:
LetmegoLubabal
o
Bae:
STOPACTINGLI
KEABITCHYONWABA!
BABALOSHOULDHVERAPEDYOUTILLYOU
DIEDYOUFUCKENBI
TCH!!
Ouch..Ican'
tbel
i
ev eLubaj
stsai
dthatt
ome.
Tearsfell
downonmycheck.Islappedhim nd
helookedattheothersi
de.
Me:
Howdar
eyou?
!Youbast
ard!
Hel
ookedatmewhi
l
esmi
rki
ng.
Bae:
Hei
sdead
Hesai
dthatgoingoutoftheroom ndIf
ell
downcr
ying.Ican'
tbel
iev
eLubanow.Whathe
sai
dtomebr okemyheart.Iwenti
nbednd
cri
edmyselft
osleep.

#Lwazi
_Lwandl
e_Lwandi
l
e_Lol
wet
hu
#Lubanzi
_Lul
utho
#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t80

Yonwaba
Iwokeupwi t
haheadache.Igotupndwashed.
Iworeashor twithsportbrandal ongT-shi
rt
thatcoveredtheshort
.Iwentt othe
Quadret
r i
plet
s'sroom ndtheywer eawake.I
washedt hem ndcarri
edthem onebyone
downstairsinthei
rcarseats.Imadebreakfast
ndtheboy scamedow.Theygr eeted.
Lut
ho:
Mom doy
out
hinkIam cut
e?
Me:
Whywoul
duaskt
hat
?
Iaskedwi
thanat
ti
tude.Thent
heDev
ilcamei
n
nxx.
Bae:
Makwedi
n(boy
s)
Boy
s:Sur
etai
ma
Thenhel ookedatme.Ijstdishedf orhi
m nd
my selfndweate.Myphoner angndi twas
Troy.Lubakeptgivi
ngmescar ylooksnxxidi
ot.
Ipickeditupgett
ingoutofthet abletot
he
passager.
*
Conv
o*
Tr
oy:
Heypr
incess
Me:
HeyTr
oy
Tr
oy:
Canwemeetup?
Me:
Umhm Ican'
tcozmyhusbanddoesn'
twant
meneary
ou.
Tr
oy:Ohhokayj
stf
ort
hel
astt
imecozIgotbi
g
ndexci
ti
ngnews.
Me:
TroyIcan'
tokay
Icoul
dhearhi
m si
gn.
Tr
oy:
Okaywel
lIhv
eagi
rl
fr
iendndweengaged.
Iscreamedwit
hexcit
ement.WowIcan'tbel
iev
e
Troyisget
ti
ngmarri
ed.Someonesnappedmy
phonefrom myearbdIqui
ckl
ytur
nedndi twas
Luba.
Bae:
LookhereboyIwanty
out ostayawayfr
om
mywifendifyoudon'
tIwi
llcuty
oui npi
ecesnd
cookyoundfeedmydogs.
Hedroppedt
hecal
lndslappedme.Thatsl
ap
washardmanImeanIfelldown.
Bae:I
fyouev
erdi
srespectmeagai
nIwi
l
lbr
eak
yourl
egsbabe
Thenhebenddownndki
ssedmycheeck.Luba
doesn'
tknowneh.
Lat
ert
hatdayIcal
l
edNal
edi
.Ndshepi
ckedi
t
up.
*
Conv
o*
Me:
Heybabe
Ledi
:
Heysweet
yhowar
eyou?
Me:
Iam goodndy
ou?
Ledi
:
Goodt
oosobabel
et'
smeetup
Me:
Umhm y
eahy
oucancome
Ledi
:
Wil
lbet
her
ein20mi
nut
es.
Iswal
lowedhar
dcozguysLubaslappedme
hardt
hathi
shandpr
inti
ssti
llv
isi
ble.
Me:
Okaychomi
i
e
Shedroppedthecal
l.NdIorder
edpizzand
bondedwi t
hmybabies.20minuteslat
ert
he
gir
lsgotin.Ei
shnowalloft
hem will
seemy
cheeck.Theythr
owedthemselv
esont hecouch
ndimmedi at
elyl
ookedatmewi
thf
rownson
thei
rfaces.
Mi
mi:
Yonwabawhathappenedt
oyourcheeck?
Me:
Wel
lumhm
Zoe:
Chomii
eLubay
akubet
ha?
(Fr
iendi
sLuba
hi
tti
ngyou?
)
Me:
Noi
tsj
stt
hathewasangr
y
Kuhl
e:OhhLubaneedst
ocont
rol
himsel
f
Ledi
:
Whydi
dhesl
apy
ou?
Me:
BcozofTr
oy
Mi
mi:
BanTr
oy?
(Whoi
sTr
oy?
)
Me:
Wel
li
tsmyf
ri
endndLubai
sjeal
ousnxx
"
Iai
n'
tj
eal
ousoft
hatboy
"
Hesai
dwalki
ngi
n.Il
ookedupndhedr
ainednd
t
ir
ed.Hehadawei
rdneckl
aceon.
Mi
mi:
HeyLubay
oucan'
tl
ayahandonher
.
Bae:
Don'
tworr
yIwi
ll
neverlayahandonherso
canyouguy
shobacktoyourmen.
Zoe:
Whoawuy
asgxot
hamxm
TheylaughedbtIdi
dn'tnxx!Thepi
zzaar
ri
ved
ndtheytookitwi
ththem.ThenBanzicamein.
Banzi
:
Mom nddad
Bae:
Heyboy
Me:
Mhmm
Banzi
:Umhmm dadcanIhv
eaVer
sace
tr
ucksui
t?
Bae:
Yeahsur
eyoucan
Banzi
:
Ohhal
soanewphone?
Me:Lubanzi
yout
hinkmoneygr
owsont
rees
wenaneh
Banzi
:
Umhm sor
rymom
Bae:
Yonwabal
ett
heki
dbeman
Me:
Stopspoi
l
inghi
m
Banzi
:
Umhm goi
ngt
omyr
oom
Bae:
Drey
!!Dr
ey!
!
Banzi
didn'
tev
ent
urnsanahejstwal
kedaway
.
Thenhegotupwi
thLwandi
le.
Bae:
Youknowy oustar
ti
ngtoannoymeohhi
n
anhourl
otsofbodyguardswi
l
larr
ivendy
ou
bet
terl
ett
hem in.
Me:
HeeeIwonderwhatdi
dyoudo?
Bae:Mxxm l
ookYonwabaIdon'
tl
iket
his
tensi
onbetweenusokay
Me:
Whost
art
edi
t?
Bae:
Sthandwasam Iam sur
ey ouwoul
dbe
angr
ytooifIhadafemalefr
iendri
ght?
Ei
shhei
sri
ghtIwoul
dki
l
lthatbi
tch.
Me:YeahokayIwi
l
lst
opseei
nghi
m ndIam
sor
ry
Bae:
Thanky
oundIam sor
ry
Hebenddownndwekissedunti
lweheardacry
bditwasLwazi
.Lubal
aughedndwentupst
air
s
toBanzi
Iam sur
e.

Luba
Yeaht hatboyTr oywi llbedeadsoon.Mxxm he
i
snotev enagangst er.Any waythismor ni
ngI
wentt oBraZol forst rengthingme.Ndi twasa
processy hoo.Wel lIdr anksomebi tterherbs,
washedwi t
hi tchingher bsndwat erndIwas
coveredwi t
habl anketwi thahotpotf il
ledwith
mut i
.Thatshi twashotAF! !Bthesai dIam
readytogot r
ai nt heBeast .SonowIam goi ng
toBanzi'sroom.Il etmy selfi
n.Hel ookedupnd
wentt ositinbedndIsatnextt ohim.
Me:Lookboyyourmom isst
il
langr
ybcozy
ou
sni
tchedoutonherokay
Dr
ey:
Iknowdadbti
thurt
smyheartt
oseemy
mom gi
vi
ngmethecoldshoul
der
Me:
Don'
twor
ryshewi
l
lcomear
ound
Dr
ey:
YeahnddadI
'
vebeenhav
ingwei
rd
dr
eams
Me:
Whatdr
eams?
Drey:I
tsl
ikeIam i
naf or
estndwhenItouch
my sel
fIhadfurdadndmyt eet
hweresharpnd
mynai l
slong.Il
ookedli
keabeastormonster
dadndIwasshi tscar
ed.
Ohhhshi
tthi
sisfuckedupy hoo.Banzi
can'
t
t
ransf
orm whi
leIam lear
ningabouti
tei
sh.
Me:
Ohhwei
rdheymay
bey
ouwat
cht
oomany
movi
es
Dr
ey:
YeahIt
hinksot
oo
Helaughed.Mxxm can'
tbel
i
evemyboyi
sthi
s
ol
dnow.
Me:
Il
ovey
ouokay
Dr
ey:
Ilov
eyout
oodad
Ibr
ushedhi
shai
rndhepunchedmeonmyar
m.
Me:
Car
eful
boyboyi
ssl
eepi
ng
Dr
ey:
Thi
sonei
sgonnabeaf
uckboyncncnc
Me:
All
oft
hem
Dr
ey:
Thet
hreeni
njas
Wel
aughed.IgotupndDr
eyal
sogotup.
Me:
Got
osl
eepi
tsschool
2mr
w
Drey:
EishcanIski
pschool
ndber
ichwi
th
daddy'
smoney?
Me:
Uphambene(
Youcr
azy
)
Hesulkedget
ti
nginbedndIwentout.Nxxthi
s
boyisgonnabethedeathofmendeishhi
s
beasti
snowshowi ngi
tsel
far
rghhYonwabais
gonnakil
lme.

Sorryguy
sit
sshort
.Ijstgott
hesaddestnews
thatoneofmycousi
nwasshotanddi edonthe
spot
. Iam notokaysoIwi
l
lpost2mr
w.

#Lwazi
_Lwandl
e_Lwandi
l
e_Lol
wet
hu
#Lubanzi
_Lul
utho
#LubaKaYonni
e

DI
ARYKAYONWABA:
UTHANDOI
WEGI
NSTA

I
nser
t81

Yonwaba
Lubacomesi
nther
oom ndsmi
l
es.Iwonder
.
Me:
What
?
Bae:
Banzi
'
sbeast
Il
ookathi
m wit
hmyey espoppedout
.Ohhno
mybabyboycannotbetheBeast.
Me:
What
?
Bae:
Don'
tworr
yIwil
ltal
kwi
thyouruncl
end
babeIwannat
ell
yousomet
hing.
Me:
Okay
Bae:
Umhm y ouseeamaf iabossishunti
ngme
downndt hebastardusesblackmagicso
2mrwbabey ourunclewil
lgi
v eyoual
l
somethi
ngtopr ot
ectyour
selvesfr
om dark
magicndIwillawayfor2day s.
Me:
What
!!Wher
eugoi
ng?
Bae:LookYonwabai
knowi
tshar
dbtIam doi
ng
thi
sf ory
oundtheki
ds
Me:
Wil
lyoubebacksaf
e?
Bae:
Yesbabenowki
ssy
ourman
Weki
ssedndIpul
l
edout
.
Bae:
Imi
ssmypussybabe
Me:
Arghhnogot
osl
eep
Hecuddlesmendwesl eep.InthemorningI
waswokenupbyLuba.Hewascar ry
ing
pri
ncessndInot
icedanecklacewit
hf uronher
neck.
Me:
What
'st
hat
?
Bae:
Somet
hingt
opr
otecther
.Lookaty
our
s
Iqui
ckl
ylookatmyneckndIhv
eitt
oo.
Bae:
ComebabeIam goi
ngnow
Igetupndwasht henwearadeni m shor
tnda
peachstomachout .Iheaddownst air
sndIwas
welcomedby10or9body guards.Theywere
carr
yingBigguns.Yhoot hi
sisser i
ousmorc.I
wentt ot
heloungendmybabi esar ewat
ching
TVndLubai sbusyonhi sphone.
Me:
Mor
ning
TheboysndLubat
urnt
omebtLubal
ooked
pi
ssed.
Bae:
Yonwabay
ougonnaweart
hatshi
tinf
ront
oft
heguar
ds?
Me:Heyit
smybodyandTHEYWOULDCROSS
YOU!!ORWHATBOYS!!
?
TheGuar
ds:
YESBOSSLADY
Baeshakeshi
sheadndt heboysl
augh.He
comesclosendputhi
shandsonhiswai stt
hen
ki
ssesme.Thekissgotheat
edupndhi shands
tr
avel
l
edt omyassndhepul l
edmecloserto
hi
m.Imoanndhegr oans.
Banzi
:
MOM NDDADSTOPLUTHOI
SHERE
Wepulledoutndlookatt hesmi l
ingboys.Luba
ki
ssesusallgoodby eevenBanzi whodidn't
wanttokissdaddy '
scheeck.Sohel ef
tndwe
wereescort
edbackbyt heguar d.Imadecer eal
ndwenttositwithLwandl esl
eepingonmyl ap
ndpri
ncessinBanzi '
sarmsndLwandi lend
LwaziwereonLut ho'sl
ap.
Banzi
:
Mom wher
eisdadgoi
ng?
Me:
Idon'
tknowbabe
Icont
inuet
oeatt
hisst
upi
dcer
eal
.

Luba
Okaywear
r i
vedinE.Cndwedr ov
etosome
for
est
.Wesawagat endtheguar
dopenedit
.
Thenwedrovein.About1hourwestoppedi
n
themi
ddl
eofnowher e.Wegotout.
Me:
Sowhatnow?
Br
aX:
In2hour
sitwi
l
lbedar
k
Br
aZol
:
Ndy
oubet
terst
ri
pnakedboy
Ar
rghht
henameBOY.
Me:
WHAT!

Aft
er2hoursitsdarkoutsi
de.Iam onmy
boxer
s.WellBraZolsai
dthatawolfwil
lcome
ndImistki
l
lit.Ihveapocketknif
ewithmebtI
mustt eari tupabov emyheadsot hatitsblood
canspi l
l allovermybody .Inmi dnightIam
standi ngher elikeaf ool ndi t
'dfreezingcol dnx!
Any wayohhdi dIt ell yout hesef uv j
ersar e
eatingi nt hecarnx.Ihearwol fsoundt hatthe
wol vesmakel ikeAWOOOHHH.Iam sur eit'
s
comi ngnow.Iseeawol fwi t
hgol deney es.Shit
thisthingi shuge.I tmakest hatsoundagai n.
Thenst ar trunningf orwar dsmet henmyBeast
cameout .Longshar pt eethndnai ls.Furonmy
bodyndf ace.Br aZol shout s"Ber eady, t
earit
upabov ey ourbody " .ThenwhenIt akemykni fe
ndi tjumpedt omet henr aisedmykni f
e
stabbedi t.ItfelldownIwentt oitandr aisedup
abov emyheadndt earbl oodyassani mal ndits
bodyspi lledonmendIt hrewi taway .Iturned
tolookt hecar s.Il etoutt hemostl oudestgr owl
ndIbecamedi zzyndIf elldown.I twasl ights
outonme.
Si
hle
SoIam i
nthebasementonSniper'
shouse.We
j
sthadsexndwelayi
ngonthef l
oornaked.Two
gl
assesndabott
leofchampagneont hefl
oor.
Bae:
Fuckt
hatwasgood.
Me:
Ohhy
eahbabe
Bae:
Sowheni
syourpl
ant
aki
ngpl
ace?
Me:
2mr
wact
ual
l
y
Bae:
Okay
?
Me:Nal
edii
nvi
tedmet
ohv
elunchat
Yonwaba'
shouse.
Bae:
Whatar
eugonnado?
Me:
Iwannabeclosert
oherndbecomebest
f
ri
endsyouknowthenkil
lhersl
owl
yndqui
et.
Bae:
Mhmm Il
i
keMr
sSni
per
Igi
gglelikealit
tl
eki
dndhegetsontopofme
ndstartkissi
ngmyneck.Hewhisper
s"Il
ove
youbabe"t
hencont
inuestoki
ssmyneckndI
moan.Theresti
shi
story
.

#Lwazi
_Lwandl
e_Lwandl
e_Lol
wet
hu
#Lubanzi
_Lul
utho
#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t82

Luba
Iwokeupwi thamassi veheadache.Iscanned
aroundndIknewIam onapl ane.Igotupnd
wenttothein-suitinthisroom ndwashed.I
sawmybagndt ookoutabl ackjean, awhi
te
shortsl
eevet-shirtndmyAdi daskicks.I
l
otionedndwor emycl othes.IwentoutndI
wasbyt hesetwomendr inki
ngtea.Isatnextto
them.
Br
aX:
Yourf
oodi
scomi
ngndy
oul
ookpal
e.
Heistel
l
ingthetr
ueIl
ool
palendIhveredeyes
l
ikeIwascryi
ngmxxm.BraZol
star
tedmaking
sangomagroans.
Br
aX:
Her
ewegoagai
n
Me:
BraXshh
Br
aX:
Fut
sek
Myf oodcamendIat e.Iwashungr yy hoo.I
fi
nishedt hent hehost esscamendt ookt he
foodwi thherboobsout .Imustsayher
cleavegei ssexybtYonwababoobsar ebi gger
thanherndt heyt oosexy .Wearriv
edndIsaw
myguar dsndwedr ov ehome.Igot hereand
Baewassl eepi ng.It
s5am i nt
hemor ning.I
wentt ocheckt heki dsndt heywer esleeping.I
wentbackt oourr oom.Igotont opofYonwaba
ndst art
edki ssingherneckndsucki ng.Imi ss
mywi f
endshei sheal ednowcozt heki dsare2
mont hs.
Yonwaba
Ifel
tsomeoneontopofmenddoi ngwonder
s
onmyneck.Goditfel
tgood.Iknowit
sLubaI
cansmellhi
scol
ogne.Hewhisperedonmyear.
Bae:
BabeIl
ovey
ou.Iwantt
ofucky
oubabepl
z.
Thensuckedmyneckagai n.Iwasdefinit
ely
tur
nedon.Inoddedwhi l
emoaning.Ifelthis
handsonmybodyndhest oppedndgotoutof f
bed.Hetookoffhi
sclothesndIdidtoo.Af ter
hepull
edmet otheedgeont hebedndhewent
downonme.If el
thistoungeonmynunundi t
fel
t.Hesuckedoncli
tnddamni tfel
tgood.I
wasmoani ngndpushi
nghi sheaddeeper .Ifel
t
mybodyt enseupndIknewIam cumi ng.
Me:
BABE.
.I
..
AM.
.CUMI
NG.
.BABE
Hedidn'
tstopndIcameonhisface.Wowthat
f
eltgood.Hecameonmyf acendkissedmeto
t
astemy sel
f.Her
ubshi
sdickonmynunund
tr
iestoputi
tin.I
twaspai
nfulshame.Hesl
i
din
aftert
ryi
ngt
wot i
mes.Hegroans.
Bae:
AHH.
.SHI
T..
WARM.
..
TIGHT
Me:
L..
LUBA.
.BABE
Hestartedmov
ingonafastpacemhmm f uck
heisroughndi
tspai
nful
btthengoodatthe
samet i
me.Wehadoutsteamyrounds.Unti
lhe
col
lapsedonme.
Bae:
Shi
tbabeIl
ovemypussyndi
tsmi
neal
one
Me:
Mhmm
Bae:
Sor
ryi
fIhur
tyoust
handwasam.
Heki
ssedmendIf
eltasl
eep.

Sothegirl
shvearri
vedndweeati
ngluncheven
Sihl
eisherendImustsayther
eissomethi
ng
aboutthi
sgir
lthathi
vesmegoosebumps.Well
Lubawentoutwi t
hallt
heki
ds.Soweinthe
l
oungendeat i
ng.
Zoe:Souqal
enini
ujol
anoAy
a?(
Whendi
dyou
st
artdat
ingAya?)
Si
hle:
5mont
hsago
Zoe:
Ohh
Mi
mi:
Ishegoodi
nbad?
Me:
Mimi
!!
Kuhl
e:Lool
Mi
mi:
Any
wayIhv
enews
Weal
ltur
nedt
oherndshewassmi
l
ing.
Mi
mi:
MEANDJOHNAREGETTI
NGMARRI
ED
Weal
lscr
eamedl
ooki
ngatMi
mi.
Me:
Congr
atsbabe
Kuhl
e:WowIcan'
twai
t
Nal
edi
:
Itsgonnabel
i
t
Thel
unchwasgreatshameSihl
elooked
comf
ortabl
ewet
hu.Theyall
left
.Ohhsoint
he
houseLubahired40guar
ds.20i
nsi
dend20
outsi
de.Iknowitsdr
amati
c.

Sowewer esleepi
ngnow.Iwasi nafor
est.I
t
l
ookedscar yinthi
sforestshame.Iwas2boy
teenageboy swhohadbl oodonthem.They
l
ookedl i
ketwins.Theyactual
lyl
ookedli
keLuba
andmyboy s.
Them:
MOMMYHELPUSPLZ
Me:
Huh
Okayt
hecal
l
edmemommy
.
Them:
MOMMYWENEEDTORESTPLZHELP
US
ThenIr
ant
othem btt
heyr
anaway
.
ME:
WAI
TPLZWAI
TFORMEWAI
TWAI
T
Thenthef
orestdi
sappear
edndIhear
daname
cal
li
ngme.ThenIquickl
ywokeupwit
hLuba
shaki
ngme.Hehuggedme.
Bae:
It
sokaybabe
Iwonderwhatdi
dthatdr
eam meanndwhoar
e
thoseki
ds.

#Lwazi
_Lwandl
e_Lwandi
l
e_Lol
wet
hu
#Lubanzi
_Lul
utho
#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t83

Luba
Yonwabaj stgotupndr
anoutoft heroom.I
fol
lowedherndshewentt oBanzi'
sroom.She
gotinrunningndwentt
oBanzi ndhuggedhim
ti
ght.Banziwokeupndl ookedworri
ed.He
tri
edgetti
nghismom offbtYonwabaheldmor e
ti
ght.
Dr
ey:
Dadwhat
'sgoi
ngi
n?Mom y
ousqueezi
ng
me.
Yonwabastar
tedcryi
ngei
sh.It
ryt
opul
lherbt
sheref
usedndscreamed.
Dr
ey:
Dadl
ethergo.Youbeat
ingherup?
Me:Futsekdon'
tpi
ssmeof
fokay
!Idi
dn'
tdo
any
thing
Baewascr
yingndthatbr
okeNYhear
tcozI
hat
ewhenshecri
es.
Dr
ey:
Mom ar
eyouokay
?
Bae:
Y..
yes
Dr
ey:
Mom shhdon'
tcr
yIl
ovey
ouokay
Bae:
O..
oka.
y
Me:
Let
'
sgosl
eepbabe
Bae:
NO!
Yhoookayshej
stsnappedatme.
Me:
Okayl
ookBanzi
sleepwi
thherokayIwi
l
ljst
wat
chyouguy
s.
Dr
ey:
Okaydad
If
ixedtheblanket
sndDr
ey'
shandwasonmy
wi
fe'sass.
Me:
Gety
ourhandof
fmyassDr
ey
Hebuster
salaught
erndYonwabaki
ssedhi
s
f
oreheadndcl
osedhereyes.
Drey
:Mybeauti
fulsexywif
e.Heydaddot
o
t
hinkIshoul
dtapmom' sass?
Me:
Doi
tandy
oudeadboy
Helaughedmxxm.Aft
ersomet i
meYonwaba
wasindeepsl
eepsoIpickedherupfr
om Banzi
ndIwentoutwit
hhertoourroom.Ipi
ther
gent
lyonbedndcuddl
edher.

Yonwaba
IwokeupndLubawasst ar
ingatme.Heki
ssed
myforeheadndhuggedme.ThenI
rememberedthet
winswantedhel
p.Ij
stcr
ied.
Me:
Babewehvet
osaf
ethem btIdon'
tknow
whotheyar
e
Bae:
Whobabe?Yonwabawhatddudr
eam
about
?
Me:Iwasinascar
yforestndtwot wi
nboyswho
l
ookedli
keyoubabendt heyhadbloodonthem.
Theyaskedmetohelpthem bttheyj
stran
awaybabewhenIwasgoi ngclosert
othem.
Hewi
pedmyt
ear
s.Andhuggedme.
Bae:
Rememberourf
ir
stbabi
es?
Ohhthetwi
nsthatwerekil
l
edbyEnt
le.NxxI
wonderwher
eisthatbi
tch.
Me:
Umhm y
esourt
wins
Bae:
BabyIt
hinkit
sthem ndwedi
dn'
tdoa
cer
emonyforthem.
Me:
Ohhhh
Bae:
Let
'sgodownst
air
s
Wewashedndt heboy swentt
oschool.My
babieswer
efinebtLubawastaki
nggoodcar e
ofthem.SoIwasint hel
oungendLwandlend
Lwandil
eweresuckingmyboobs.Lubakissed
mendIpulledout.
Bae:
Lookt
heyasl
eepbabe.
Il
ookedatt hem t heyasleep.Okaysomet hingis
wrongwitht hesebabi es.Theyalway ssl
eeping.
Lubapickedt hem upt otheirnusery.Hecame
downndst ar t
edki ssi
ngme.Hepi ckedmeup
ndwentt other oom.Het hrewmeont hebed
ndgotont opofme.Wet ookourclothesoff
ourcl
othesndst artedwithoutthing.Loolno
needtoknow.Sonowweeat i
ngsupperwi th
dadnduncl e.
Banzi
:
Mkhul
uwhydon'
tuhv
eagi
rl
fr
iend?
Dad:
Umhm wel
lIdohv
eawoman
Me:
What
!Who?
Bae:
Yonwabadon'
tgeti
nvol
ved
Mxxm anywaytheki
dswenttobedndthe
babi
eswellt
heysti
ll
awake.Soweinthel
ounge
ndLubajstt
olduncl
eaboutmydream.
Uncle:
Iam sur eyouknowitsyourfi
rstt
win
boys.Theyar enotrest
ingpeacef
ull
ybcozyou
neverdidacer emonytointr
oducethem toyour
ancestors.Btwecandot heceremonyafter
deali
ngwi thSniper
.
Me:
Okayuncl
e
Uncle:
Mhmm y
ouguy
sar
einbi
gtr
oubl
eby
these5boy
s.
Bae:
Why
?
Uncl
e:Theywi
l
lbet
roubl
emaker
syouwi
l
lsee
Somet i
met heyleft
.Andtheki
dsweresleepi
ng
al
thoughLwazi ndLwandlegaveust
rouble.We
hadournightgloryndsl
ept .

I
nthemi
ddl
eoft
heni
ghtwehear
dgunshot
s.
WebothwokeupndLubawenttocheckonthe
ki
dswhil
eIwasdr
essi
ng.Thenaguardcame.
Guar
d:Mam comequi
ck
Me:
What
'sgoi
ngon?
Guar
d:Thei
sshoot
ingout
sidendbombs.
YhoobombsohhGodmyki ds.Theguardtook
metoabasementr oom.Igottherendmykids
werelooki
ngscaredndLubajsttol
dthem t
o
sl
eep.Thebabieswereawake.
Bae:
Sthandwasam lookwegoingtoki
l
lthose
bast
ardsokaybtlookstayher
eokayndIwill
be
backIlov
ey oust
handwasam.
Hekissedmendtheki
sswasful
lofemoti
ons
sana.Thent
heguar
dclear
edhi
sthr
oath.We
stopped.
Me:
Il
ovey
out
oopl
zbesaf
e.
Hekissedmeonemor et
imendwentout.Ijst
st
art
edpr ay
ingsana.Theki
dswer
esleeping.
Aft
er3hoursorsothedooropenedndLuba
gotincar
ryi
ngabiggun.Itantohim ndhe
huggedmet i
ghtwhil
ekissi
ngNYf orehead.I
wasnowcr yi
ng.Thethoughtofl
osingmy
husband.
Bae:
It
sokayst
handwasam i
tsokaybabeIam
her
eshh.

#Lwazi
_Lwandl
e_Lwandi
l
e_Lol
wet
hu
#Lubanzi
_Lul
utho
#LubaKaYonni
e

I
nser
t84

Luba
Sot
hati
diotSni
persendsomeofhi
scr
ewt
o
ambushmeonmyhome.Mxxm i diot.Welllet'
s
j
stsayallmyguardarealivendallifhismen
aredead.Somuchf orbeingamaf iaboss.Wel l
thepl
anistotakehismaf iandIwillbet he
mostpowerfulmafi
abossi nSout
hAf r
ica.I
knowIam sooocleversweet yanywayBunny
yhoomybabyboobeari scr yi
ngndt hathurt s
me.Iam suresheisscaredt ol
oseme.
Me:
Babel
ookIwi
l
lnev
erl
eav
eyouokay
Bae:Okaybabenowl
emmeputt
hese6t
othei
r
rooms.
Bae:
OkaybabeIl
ovey
ouLubaokay
Me:
Il
ovey
oumor
est
handwasam
Bae:
Nchoobabey
ousor
omant
ic
Me:
Iknowbabe
Bae:
BabeIam hor
nysoyoubet
terhur
ryupor
youwon'
tgeti
tfor2day
s
Shesai
dthatget
ti
ngoutoft
hesecr
etr
oom.
Ohhhel l
noIqui cklytookthequadret
ri
plet
sto
thei
rnursery.Thent ookLuthowhowassmi l
i
ng
mhmm t hisonei sdreamingsomet hi
ng.
LubanzinahIain'tcarryi
ngthisfool
.Ij
stpull
ed
him outofthebedndhef ellwit
hhisheadndI
busterdalaughter.Iam surehisheadhurt
s
now .Hegotupangr yndlookedme.
Me:
Hahahawhooooooboygot
oroom
Dr
ey:Laughal
lyouwantdadbty
ouwon'
tthi
s
morning
Me:
Voet
sek!
!
Ichasedhim outoftheroom ndIwenttomy
room.WhenIgott heremywi fewasnakedfuck
mydi ckwasupndpai nfulashell
.OhhQueen
Beastisgonnabedeat honmest ruu.Ij
stdi
d
whatIdobestgivingittohergoodndshewas
screaming"LUBABALO"y eahthat'
sri
ghtmy
name.DamnIl obemywi f
e.
Yonwaba
Iwokeupwi t
hmynunubur ningGodLubawas
wonderfulyester
dayy hoo.Any wayIwokeupnd
wenttothebat hr
oom.Okayi twashar dtowalk
bcozofthepai nyhoo.SoIwashedndwor ea
whit
edresswi thpush-insndwentt o
downstair
st omakebr eakfast.Afterawhil
ethe
boyscamedownwi thababyont heirar
msnd
LubawithPr i
ncessndLwandl e.Theyputthe
babi
esint hei
rcarseatont het abl
ey epweput
thetabl
esana.Idi shedndweat e.
Banzi:
Umhm mom Idon'tt
hinkIcangoto
schoolIhveaheadacheaf
terwhatdaddi
dto
mey ester
day.
Me:
Whatdi
dhedo?
Bae:
DreyIwi
l
lgi
vey
oumoney
Hesai
dthatner
vousashel
l
.
Banzi
:DadIdon'
twantyourmoneywellmom
dadcarr
iedt
heother
stothei
rroom bthepul
l
ed
meof
fthebedndIhi
tmyheadpr
ett
yhar
d.
OhhhmygodLubai
sabul
l
y.
Me:WHAT!OhhmybabyIam sosor
ryndy
ou
canst
ayfortodayonl
y.LUBA!
Bae:
Eishst
handwasam
Me:
Youai
n'
tget
ti
ngi
tfor2weeks
Banzi
:Yhoo2weekshahaha
Bae:
Iam sor
rybabecomeonIwasj
stpl
ayi
ng
Me:Welly
ouhur
tmybabysoy
oumustbe
puni
shed.
Weatendhet
ookLuthot
oschoolwhi
l
eI
st
ayedwi
thmybabi
eandbigbaby
.

I
tsbeen4day sndLubahasn' tget
tingi
t.Serv
es
hi
mr ight
.WellBanzihasbeenactingweirdnd
heiscomeshomev eryl
ate.Iam worri
edcoz
helooksstr
essedndner v
ous.Ital
kedt oLuba
andhesai dmay beheisjstgoingt hrough
teenagestage.NahIdontbel i
ev ethat.Any wayI
am inthemal lwi
thonlyLwandl e.Theot hers
weresleeping.Iwasbusyshoppi ngt henTr oy
showedup.OhhIgot4guar dsonmyt ai
l.Troy
arri
vedndt heguardsblockedhisway .
Tr
oy:
Heybr
uhl
etmet
hroughshei
smyf
ri
end
Theguar
dslookedatmendInoddedndt
he
madespaceforhi
m.
Troy:
HeyI'
vebeent
ext
ingndcal
l
ingy
ounxy
ou
neveranswer
Me:Wel
lTroymyhusbanddoesn'
tappr
oveof
ourf
ri
endshi
psoIthi
nkitmustend
Tr
oy:
Ohhh
Hel
ookedhur
tar
rghhIhat
ethi
s.
Tr
oy:
Okayatl
eastahugt
hen
Ihuggedhi
m ndhewentawayshame.Aftera
hourIwenthome.It
oldLubaandhesai
d" He
bett
erf
uckofforel
seIwill
kil
lhi
m"mxxm.So
nowwei nourr
oom wit
hLubanzi.Ineededt
o
knowwhat'
sbother
inghim.
Me:Banzi
youhv
ebeenscar
cel
atel
ywhat
'
s
goi
ngon?
Banzi
:Not
hingmom geez
Bae:
Banzi
don'
ttal
ktoy
ourMonl
i
ket
hat
Banzi
:
Mxxm
Bae:
BANZISUNDI
NYELA(
Banzi
don'
tshi
tme)
Me:
Banzi
tal
k
Banzi
:Comeonmom
Bae:
BANZISUNDI
NYAVHA!
!
Banzi
:
MYGI
RLFRI
ENDI
SPREGNANT!
!
Us:
WHAT!
!
OhhhhellnoIcan'tbeagrandmother
.Iansti
ll
youngforthatshi
t.OhhhLubaisgonnawhip
LubanziorelseIwil
l.
#Lwazi
_Lwandl
e_Lwandi
l
e_Lol
wet
hu
#Lubanzi
_Lul
utho
#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t85

Yonwaba
Bae:
WhoawDr
eyt
ell
mey
ouj
oki
ng
Banzi
:Iam sor
rydady
ouseet
hecondom
bust
ed
Me:
OhhmyGodBanzi
yout
ooy
oungf
orsex
Bae:
Dreyy
ouwi
l
lknowme
Hetookouthisbeltndst art
edwhi ppi
ngBanzi
.
Sometimehewentupst airs.IhelpedBanzi
up
ndhelpedhimgoupst ai
rs.Hehadmar ksonhi
s
bodysoIjstrubbedthem.Andt uckhimtobed.
Banzi
:
Mom l
ookIam notsur
eift
hatgi
rli
s
car
ryi
ngmychi
l
d
Me:
Howol
disshe
Banzi
:
15mom ndshei
sahoe
Me:Lubanzi
!!Lookwewi l
lsor
tthi
soutokaynd
pl
zgetsomesl eepIl
oveyou
Banzi
:
Ilov
eyout
oomom.
Iki
ssedhi
scheeckndwentoutofhi
sroom.

Igotinmyr oom ndLubawasonthephone

tal
ki
ngtoAt hi.Ij
stwashedndwor
emyPJsnd
gotinbed.Lubagotintoo.
Bae:
Nxxy
ouseeYonwabawespoi
l
ingt
hatboy
Me:
We?Ohhnoyoudon'
tMr
..Yout
heonewho
i
sspoi
l
inghi
m.
Bae:
Haaababe.
.LookIwi
l
ldeal
wit
hthi
smat
ter
babedon'
tworr
y
Me:
Okaybabegoodni
ght
Bae:
Aii
bonogoodni
ghtsex?
Me:
Got
osl
eep
Hemuml edsomet hi
ngndcuddledmet osleep.
I
nt hemor ningIwokeupalone.Ishowednd
woreashor tndLuba'
svestndsleepers.SoI
wentoutndIwaswel comedbyangr yLuba.My
babieswer eawakenow.Ican'tbeli
evetheyare
3mont hs.Lut hol
ookedatmendcamebehi nd
me.
Banzi
:
Lookdadshewasj
staonenightst
and
ndshesai
dsheisont
heinj
ect
ion.
Bae:
Well
bigboygety
ourassi
nthecarcozwe
meeti
ngthi
sgir
l
Banzi
:
Sur
edad
Hesaidt
hatannoy
ed.Hegotout
.Il
ookedat
Luba.
Bae:
What
?
Me:
Don'
tscar
ethepoorgi
rlbabe
Hesi
gnedndcametoki
ssmyfor
ehead
i
ncl
udi
ngtheki
dsndgotout
.
Lut
ho:
Mommywhat
'sgoi
ngon?
Me:
Yourbr
otherwant
stomakemeagr
anny
whi
l
eIam young
Lutholookedatmeconf
used.Hay
iIai
n'
tgonna
explai
nthattshi
ni.

Luba
Sowewer edri
vingtoapark.Dreyt
extedthe
gi
rltomeethim atthepar
k.Sowear r
ived.Wel
l
At
hi wasint
hecar .HeputabugonBanzi '
s
cl
othestoheartheconver
sati
on.Hegotoutnd
wenttothegir
l.
*
Conv
o*
Banz
i:
HeyMoni
ca
*
Sohernamei
sMoni
ca*
Ni
ca:
HeyDr
ey
Banzi
:
Lookar
eyour
eal
pregnant
?
Ni
ca:
Yesduhndi
tsy
ourbaby
Banzi
:YoudoknowIcanact
ual
l
ycal
lpeopl
eto
ki
lly
our i
ghtnow
Ni
ca:
Umhm w.
.whatar
etal
ki
ngabout
?
Banzi
:
Ify
ouly
ingtomeMoni
cay
ouwi
l
ldi
end
tr
ustmeyouwil
ldi
e
Moni
ca:
Dreyl
ookIam sor
ry
Banzi
:
Whatar
eyouonabout?
*
thegi
rlst
art
edcr
ying*
Ni
ca:
It
snoty
our
sIam sor
ryBanzi
okay
Banzi gotupndcamet othecarwhi
lethatgi
rl
cal
linghisname.Hegotinangryndlooked
outsidethewindow.SoIstar
teddri
vi
ng.
At
hi:
Fuckenbi
tch!
!
Wechuckl
ed.Mxxm Iknewsomet
hingwas
wr
ong.

Sowespendt hedayatZolani'
shouse.SoIwas
dri
vi
nghomewi thChustar,Zol
ani,Ay
larnd
Dreyofcourse.Thensuddenlywehear d
gunshots.Shi
t..Shi
t.
.shi
tmyf uckensonisi
n
thecar.
Me:Cal
lthecrewnowndsendcoor
dinat
esofof
ourwhereabout
snow!
!
Dr
ey:
DadIam scar
ed
Me:
Looksony
ouknowIl
ovey
ouokay
Dr
ey:
Ilov
eyout
oodad
Me:
Looktakeagunonthatboar
ddr
awernd
l
oweryourseatokay
Dr
ey:
Okay
Me:Looknev
erl
ookupwheny
ouheargunshot
s
okay
Drey:
Okaydadndr
emembertobecaref
ulbcoz
i
fy oudi
emom wil
lgetast
epdadf
orus
Shitnever !
!Nomanwi llrai
semychi ldr ennxx.!
Wesawacarcomi ngtor war dsusndIst opped
thecarndt ookourgunsout .Thent heyst arted
shooting.Wegotoutndst art edshoot ing.Eish
theseidiotswer emanyoft hem btwecan
handlethem.Weshott hem al l
Imeanwet he
bestduh! !Thenwehear dagunshot .Weal l
turnedonl ytofindDreyinapool ofbl ood.
Fuuuuckkkk! !Thebastardai medt hegunatme
ndChust arshothi m quickl
y .Wer ant ohi m.His
eyeswer est i
llopenndhewasbr eat hingndhe
wasshoti ntheheartnonononot hiscan' tbe.I
pickedhim upndgotatt hebackwi thhi m.
LucklyZol anidroveustot hehospi tal.
Drey:
D..
dadI.
.I.
.Il
ovey
..
y.
you.
..t
..
t.
.el
lm.
.mom
I
..
I.Il
oveh.
.h.
.er
Hecl
osedhi
sey
esnonononot
hisboycan'
tdo
t
hist
ome.
Me:DREYOPENYOUREYESPLZZ!
!DRI
VE
FASTER!
!
NononoIcan'
tlosemysonnonononotmy
sonpl
zGodplzhelphi
m.

#Wi
l
lDr
eyLi
ve?
#Lwazi
_Lwandl
e_Lwandi
l
e_Lol
wet
hu
#Lubanzi
_Lul
utho
#LubaKaYonni
e

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nser
t86

Luba
WerushedDreytothehospi
talndhewast aken
i
nimmediatel
y.Soitsbeen3hoursst
anding
out
sidehi
swar d.I
'
vebeencryi
ngsil
entl
y.
Zol
s:
EishLubaweneedt
otel
lher
Me:
Wecan'
t..Shewi
l
lki
l
lmef
e2
Chust
ar:
Nahmanwehv
etot
ell
her
Me:
Fine
Thent
hedoctorcameoutwit
hapai
nedl
ook.
Weall
risesndl
ookedathi
m.
Doc:Wel l
wemanagedt oremovethebull
etbt
unfor
tunat elyhi
sindeepcomabcozt hebul
let
wascl oset othehear
tIam sor
ryIhopehewi l
l
recover.
Ifel
lsl
owl
yagai
nstt
hewal
lndst
art
edcr
ying
agai
n.
Me:
Fuuuuckkkkkno!
!Myboyneedst
owakeup!
!

Yonwaba
I
tsmidni
ghtndLubahasn'
tcomebackwit
h
Banzi
.Aknockcamesincewasnotsl
eepi
ng.I
wenttoopenndonl
ytofi
ndAyl
arwi
thbl
oodal
l
overhi
m.Istar
tedt
ogetwor
ri
ed.
Me:
What
'swr
ong?
Ay
lar
:Comesee
Idi
dn'tsayanythingsoIjsttoldt
heguardst
o
l
ookaf t
erthekids.Sowedr ov et
othehospi
tal
ndIknewsomet hinghappened.WegotinndI
sawLubacr yi
ngont hef
loor.Idi
dn'
tsee
Lubanzi.Wegott otheothers.
Me:
What
'sgoi
ngonguy
s..Wher
eismybaby?
Chustar
:Sor
ryYonwababthewasshotnextt
o
thehear
tndheisindeepcoma.
Me:
W..
w..
what
?
Thatcameoutasawhi sperndt henmyheart
star
tedbeati
ngpret
tyfast
.Iheldmychestnd
mybr eat
hingwasabnormal.Lubaquickl
ygot
upndcamet ome.Thenihadamassi veshar
p
painonmyhear t
.
Bae:
Shi
tshei
shav
ingahear
tat
tack.
Idon'
tknowwhathappenedbtIpassedout
.
Somet i
meIwokeupinar oom ndLubawas
l
ookingatme.
Ist
artedcry
ing.
Me:It
syourf
aultLuba.
.Younxyourgangst
er
shi
t.Ihat
eLubaIhateyou.Hei
sgonnadie
bcozofyougetout!
!
Bae:
Lookbab.
..
Me:
GETYOUBI
TCHGETOUT!
!
Helookedatmef orawhi
l
endgotout
.Aft
erhe
l
eftIl
etital
lout
.Iwasgonnal
osemybaby.

Lubanzi
SoIwassit
ti
ngi nabenchint
hisf
uckedup
scar
yfor
estAF.SoIsawpeoplecoming.What
thef
uck!
!Twot eenageboy
sjstst
oppedinf
ront
ofmendtheylooklikeme.
Me:
Whot
hef
uckar
eyou2?
Them:
Wey
ourbi
gbr
other
sbtwedi
ed.
Me:
What
!!
Them:
Wedi
edbef
orewewer
ebor
n
Me:
Okaycool
brossowai
twhyam Iher
e?.
Them:Wel
lyoui
napl
acebet
weendeat
hnd
l
ivi
ng
Me:
Iam dead?
Them:
Nobtf
ornowy
ouwi
l
lbest
uckwi
thus
Me:
Eishsowhatar
edoi
ngnow?
Them:
Goi
ngbyt
her
ivert
ogetwat
er
Me:
CanIcome?
Them:
Okay
Igotupndwalkedwi t
ht hetotheri
ver.Ican'
t
bel
ieveIgot2bigbrothersheeeYonwaband
Lubalovesexrhaa.AndIam myf atherson.I
am surey'
al
lgetme.
#Lwazi
_Lwandl
e_Lwandi
l
e_Lol
wet
hu
#Lubanzi
_Lul
utho
#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t87

Luba
Aft
erYonwabachasedmeoutIdr ovetothe
warehouse.Iwasreal
lyangrynow..Nothurt
.I
j
stwant edtospi
l
tblood.Iarr
ivedndwent
st
raighttoourmeeti
ngr oom.Thewholecrew
wast herei
ncl
udi
ngBr aZolndBraX.
Me:
West
ri
ki
ng2mr
w
Chust
ar:Lookmanwehav
etobecar
eful
when
wekil
lthatbast
ard.
Me:Idon'
tcar
ebtIwanthi
m dead2nr
wndIwi
l
l
ki
l
lhim.
Br
aZol
:
Hei
sri
ght.
.Thatsonofabi
tchmust
pay
.BtBeastl
et'
sgost
rengt
heny
ou
Me:
Sur
ebr
a
Wepl annedourmissionndafterIwenttomy
house.Wellt
hekidsar eatMom' s.Sowewent
tothebackyardwhileBraZolwasmi xi
ngmuthi
i
nside.Sowewer edrinki
ng.
Br
aX:
Howi
sYonwaba?
Me:
Shei
shur
t.Shet
hreat
enedt
oleav
emei
f
Dr
eydi
es
Br
aX:Sheisjsthur
tyouknowev ersi
nceshe
metyou.
.Herhappinessdoesn'
tlastal
lyoudo
i
sgetherpregnantImeandoy ou2hav esex
ever
yday
Ibust
edal
aught
erndsodoeshe.
Br
aX:
Yeahnowt
her
ethat'
ssmi
l
e..Kwedi
nyou
l
ookugl
ywheny
ouhurt
Mxxm t
hisoldfool
busyt
aki
ngaboutmysex
l
if
enxx.BraZol
cameoutwit
habottl
eof2Lnd
abucket
.Heputt
hebucketdown.
BraZol:
Dri
nkthi
snditwill
makey ouvomi
tal
l
thebadthingsonyourbody.Af
tergobat
hwit
h
anothermuthit
hencomeoutnaked
Me:
Ohcomeonnaked
Isai
dthathal
fshout
ingndBr
aXl
aughed.Mxxm
Br
aZol
:
Hur
ryupboy
Idi
dwhatIwastoldndcameoutnaked.Then
hetookasmal
lropendti
editonmywai st
.
BraX:
Boyisthathugedi
ckyoursthatmakesmy
babypregnantncncncuphet
he(Youcarry
ing)
Weal
lbust
edal
aught
ermxxm.
Br
aZol
:
Wer
eadyt
oki
l
lthatbast
ard.
Nx
xfi
nal
l
yIgett
oki
l
lhi
m.

Lubanzi
Wear
ri
vedatt
hisl
ongr
iver
.
Me:
Whatar
eyournames?
Them:
Wedon'
thav
eany
Me:
OkayIwi
l
lnamey
ou
Them:
Dudeweol
dert
hany
oundwear
eour
l
it
tl
ebrot
her
Me:Mxxm di
dyouseemom nddadhav
eot
her
ki
ds?
Them:
Yeaht
he4boy
snd1gi
rl
Me:YeahImeanthosetwolov
esexImeanwho
hassexever
ydayndnight
Weal
lbust
edal
aught
erndt
heybecamesad.
Me:
What
'swr
ong?
Them:Wewi
shedwel
i
vedt
oobtheyourown
aunt
ykil
l
edus
Me:
Wehav
eaaunt
?
Them:
Yeahbtdadki
l
ledhi
m.
Me:
Wow
Them:
Sodoact
ual
l
yhav
esext
oo?
Me:
Me?Iam pr
ofessi
onal
Imeant
hesegi
rl
s
l
ovemendmydick
Them:
Iam sur
eyour
sissmal
l
ert
hanour
s
Me:
Youl
yi
ngbr
oshowme
Them:
Gof
ir
stbabybr
o
Ishowedthem mydickndtheywent
"Wooooooow"Iknowitsbi
g.
Them:
It
sbi
gfora14y
earol
d
Me:
Iknow
Them:
Checkour
s
Theyshowedmenditwast
ooooobi
gWTF
thesedudesar
est
il
l16.
Me:
Umhm br
ost
hosear
ebi
g
Them:
Iknowweact
ual
l
ygott
hem f
rom dad
Me:
Mhmm Iwonderhowbi
gdad'
sdi
cki
s
Them:
Met
oo
Wewentsil
entforaminut
endwebust
eda
l
aught
er.Ei
shIwishtheyl
i
vedt
oomany.Imean
wehaveevery
thi
ngincommon.

Yonwaba
Iwokeupwi
thLubahol
dingmyhand.Il
ookeda
hi
m.
Me:
Isgonnabeokay
?
Hel
ookedatmecozhewasr
est
inghi
sheadon
t
hebed.
Bae:
Yephei
saf
ight
ersohewi
l
lpul
lthr
ough
Heseemedstressed.Iwasst
il
langr
yathi
m btI
l
ovethi
sfool
.
Me:
What
'swr
ong?
Bae:
Toni
ghti
saboutt
ogodownbabe
Me:
NonoLubaIcan'
tl
osey
out
oo
Bae:
Youwi
l
lnev
erl
osemebaby
..
Iwascryi
ngnowImeanIcan' tl
osemybi gboy s
bothno.Lubagotont opofmendhest ar
ted
sucki
ngonmyneckwhi l
eIhadhi ccups.Ifelt
hi
shandonmynanandst ar
tedrubbi ngit
.I
moanedndheki ssedme.Iwasal readywet
downthereandhegotof fmendl ockedthe
doorndtookoffhisclothesndgotont opof
meagain.Hetookt hehospitaldressndki ssed
me.Ifel
thiminserthimselfndImoanedl ouder
ndhegroaned.Hest art
edonaf astpacendhe
wasgroaningndIwasmoani ngl ouder.Andwe
wentonndont i
llwebot hcame.
Bae:
Fuckst
handwasam t
hatwasgood
Me:
Mhmm ohhbabyy
esesy
oudi
dmegood
Bae:
Comeonl
et'
sgowash
Wewenttowashndhet ookmet oBanziward.
Ohhgodmybabylookedhorri
ble.Tear
sfel
l
downndLubahadasadf ace.Ihol
dLuba's
handndBanzi
'
s.Icl
osedmyey
es.
Me:DeargodIcalluponyoutobringmeback
mybabyboy .Fat
herhedoesn'tdeserv
et obe
her
e.Pleasesavehim Lor
dplease.Inthename
oft
hehol yspi
ri
tndNazareth.Amen.
Iopenedmyey esndLubahadtears.West
ayed
ti
llIsl
eptont hechai
r.NdLubatookmetomy
war dndkissedtheli
feoutofmendwentout.I
prayedtoGodt oprotecthi
m.

Luba
Sonowweout si
deSni
per'
shouse.BraZol
gave
usal
lneckl
aceswit
hfurt
hatwil
lprot
ectus
fr
om anywi
tchcr
aft
.SoIwasstandingwitht
he
whol
ecrew.
Me:Okaywegonnashoott
oki
l
l..Dumbass
don'
tyoudar
edieonmyokay!!
Them:
Shoboss
Me:
Good
BraZol:Let'spray
..Dearfatherweaboutt o
commi tsi nsbtforgoodr easons.Lordplz
protectusasweaboutt ot akethisjour
ney.
Fatherpleasehel pmygr andchil
dwhoi s
fi
ghtingf orhisli
fel
ord.Amen.
Us:
Amen
Me:
LETSGOKI
LLSOMEASSES!
!

#TheBi
gFi
ght
#Lwazi
_Lwandl
e_Lwandi
l
e_Lol
wet
hu
#Lubanzi
_Lul
utho
#LubaKaYonni
e

I
nser
t88
Luba
BraZol
:
Shoottoki
l
l,Iwant5mencomingwit
h
usndtheother
sshooti
ngthebodyguar
ds.
Cr
ew:
Okayboss
Wespl i
tt
edingr oups.West ar
tbyshootingt
he
guards.Wellourgunshav esil
encer
s.Whenwe
gotinthetherewer eguardsndwest ar
ted
shooti
ng.Mendmygr oupsneakedinthehouse
ndwewer emetbyot herguards.Ofweshot
them.BraZolstartedgroani
ng.
BraZol
:Ther
eisabout10or8menupst
air
snd
becaref
ulwhenwegoingupokay
.
Us:
Okayol
dman/
boss
Br
aZol
:
Beastki
cky
ouont
hebal
l
sst
ruu
Welaughedgoingup.Aswegoi ngupwewer e
metbythesefool
s.Westartedshoot
ingt
hem
deadBToneofmymenwasshor ti
nthearm.
Wewentt hr
oughthepassagerndwentstr
aight
toSniper'
sroom.Ist art
edtoshake.Asmy
animal i
nmewascomi ngout .Myteethndnai
ls
start
edget t
ingl ongerandf urcameoutonokay
thist
imeki t
spai nfulashell.Thenmyl ower
bodychangedi nt oanani mal'sandmyupper
changedi nt
oawol ve's(
Hel ookedlikea
standingwolf).WhenIt ur
nedar oundBraXnd
theguy shadthei rey espoppedoutexceptf or
BraZol.
Br
aZol
:
Thef
inal
stageofy
ourbeast
Br
aZol
:
Mot
her
Thenhefaintedwi ththewhol ecrew.Ikicked
thedoorndwenti nbr eat
hingheavil
yli
kea
animalwel
l Iam anani malpsshhy '
al
lgetme.I
wasmetbysmi rkingSni perBTassoonashe
sawmehi ssmi rkf adedawaywi t
hhisey es
poppedout.ThenIl etouttheloudestscary
groan.Mhmm t hisgonnabef un.
Lubanzi
Soweweresit
ti
nginabigr
ockjoki
ngar
ound.
Ei
shhowIwishtheset
wowerealiv
endmom
woul
dhav
e7boy sbteishi
tsl
i
fe.
Me:
OkayIam nami
ngy
out
wo
Them:
Lool
mxxm nameusf
ool
Me:
Heyheyf
ool
ismyt
hingf
ool
don'
tst
eal
.
I
twentsil
encef
oramomentndwebust
erda
l
aught
er.Mxxm cr
azyassbi
gbr
os.
Them:
FOOL!
!
Me:Fucky
ouman.Any
wayy
ouwi
l
lbeLet
hund
Lut
ho.
Let
hu:
Heycool
nameshey
Lut
ho:
Yeahbtmi
nei
sal
mostl
i
keLul
utho
Let
hu:
Iguesst
hisi
sitbr
o
Me:
Whatdoumean?
Lut
ho:
Youaboutt
ogobackt
othel
i
vingbtnot
e
thiswewil
lbeghostt
hatmeansyouwi
l
lseeu
L'sbtunt
ilt
heydoourcer
emony.
Me:
Real
l
ythat
'scool
Me:
Iwi
l
lmi
ssy
ouguy
s
Let
hu:
Don'
twor
rybr
owewi
l
lbewi
thy
ou
Lut
ho:
Yep
Thentheydisappeared.Iwasabi tsadbtat
l
eastIwill
seet hem asghost.Thenev eryt
hing
star
tedtodisappearnditwasdar know.Isawa
l
ightcomingndi twasfuckenhur t
ingmyey es.
Itst
art
edget t
ingli
ghterndIclosedmyey es.
ThenIheardpeepingsoundsndv oice.ThenI
heardavoice.
Voi
ce:
Openy
ourey
esMrMkhi
zepl
ease.
Iopenedmyey esndt
hel
i
ghtwast
oobr
ightso
Iqui
cklycl
osedthem.
Voi
ce:
OpenupSi
r
Iopenedt
hem ndIwasmetbysmi
l
ingnur
ses
ndadoct
or.
Doc:
Wel
comebackMrMkhi
ze
Hesmil
edwithsmi l
endthetwonur
seswer
e
wi
pingt
hei
rtears.Theyl
ookedol
d.

Yonwaba
Iwasstar
inginaspacet
hinki
ngaboutmyli
fe.
It
s2o'cl
ockinthemorni
ng.Myphonerangndit
wasLuba'
smom.Iwonderwhati sshedoi
ng
thi
sti
me.Ipickedi
tup.
*
Conv
o*
Me:
Hel
l
omamai
sev
ery
thi
ngokay?
Her:
OhhbabyIj
sthadadr
eam aboutBanzi
waki
ngup.
Me:
May
behewi
l
lwakeup.Howar
etheki
ds?
Her
:Sweet
hear
tsbtyourothersi
nisnaughty.
Hecall
edhi
steacheraBi
tchndIhadt oatt
end
t
hatei
sht
heseki
ds.
Il
aughed wowIcan'
tbel
i
eveLut
ho.
Me:NchooImi
ssthem somuchbtatl
eastIam
get
ti
ngoutofher
dsoon.
Her:
YeahanywayIwasjstchecki
ngupony
ou
babe.Iam sl
eepi
ngnow.
Me:
Okaymahsl
eepwel
l
.
Idr
oppedt
hecal
lndanur
secamei
n.
Nur
se:
OhhIt
houghty
ouwer
easl
eepMr
s
Mkhi
ze
Me:
Ican'
tsl
eep
Shegi
ggl
ed.
Nurse:
Igotsomegoodnews.Yoursonhas
wokenupndhewasaskingaboutyou.
Me:
W..
what
?Mhmm okayIam comi
ng
Isaidthatget
ti
ngupndweari
ngagown.We
rushedtohiswardsndhewastal
ki
ngwit
hthe
doctor
.Ist
oodbyt
hedoorwi
tht
ear
sonmy
eyes.
Banzi
:
What
!Thesegi
rl
scan'
tgetenoughofme
Doc:
Kwedi
n
Me:
MYBABY!
!
Iwentt
ohughimtightwi
thki
ssi
ngal
lhi
sface.
Thedoct
orl
aughed.
Banzi
:
Mom comeonIknowIam cut
ebtst
op.
Ist
oppedandl
ookedathi
m.
Me:Don'
teverscar
emeliket
hatorIwi
l
lkeep
yourbodyundermybed
Hi
sey
espoppedoutndshookhi
shead.
Banzi
:
Hayi
mf azi
kaLubaungcol
i
le(
NoLuba'
s
wif
eyouevi
l)
Me:
Fut
sek!
!
Welaughed.Thedoct
orgaveusspace.Lubanzi
l
ookedtothesidendsmil
ed.
Banzi
:
Mom whenIwasi
ncomaIwaschi
l
li
ng
wit
hmybi
gbros
Icl
ear
edmyt
hroat
.
Banzi
:Mom theyactuall
yher
ewithusIcansee
them btwemustpr epar
ethei
rceremonyso
thatt
heycanrestinpeace.
Thenther
oom becameweir
dli
kesomeonei
s
watchi
ngyouorsomet
hing.
Banzi
:
Youf
eel
i
ngt
hat?
Me:Yesokaywewi
l
ldot
hecer
emonyndnow
sl
eep.
Heclosedhi
seyesndIkissedhisf
oreheadnd
st
art
edhummi ngti
l
lhefeltasl
eep.

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LLBEENDI
NG
ONINSERT90.
#Lwazi
_Lwandl
e_Lwandi
l
e_Lol
wet
hu
#Lubanzi
_Lul
utho
#LubaKaYonni
e
I
nser
t89

Luba
Sni
per
:W.
.what
..
.a.
..
are.
.y
..
y.
.y
ou?
Me:
Yourwor
stni
ght
mar
eboy
ThenIsawzombi escomingatme. .Idon' t
knowwher edi dtheycomef rom.Ei sht hese
creatureslookscar ybtIam scar ier.Sot hey
camef or wardsmeandIr ippedt hem apar t,
kickedt hem ndpunchedt illtheydi ed.Nxx
mot herfuckerisshiveri
ngbcozoff ear .Iwalked
towardshi m ndhesai dsomet hingandIsawa
biggor i
llai
nfrontofme.Okayt hisisget t
ing
boring.Sot hestupidmonkeyst artedbeat i
ng
me.If oughtback.Shi tit
sf uckenst rongbtIam
Beastnot hi
ngdef eat
sme.Ipunchedhar dndit
hitthewal l
wi t
hhi sback.Igotclosetoitnd
punchedi tinthehear tndmyhandwent
throughitndIr ippeditsheartoutndittookits
l
astbr eat
h.Idr oppedt heheartndwentt o
Sniperwhowasr eadyt orunbtIheldhi
m byhi s
throatndt i
ghtenedmygr i
ponhisneck.Then
hiseyestur nedndIt ightenedmygr ipti
llhi
s
headf el
loffndIr ippedhi sbody.Idon'
tknow
whathappenedbti tbecamel i
ghtsoutonme.

Iwokeupinmyr oom.Isawmywi f
e,theol
d
menndmyf r
iends.Iclear
edmythr
oatfor
at
tent
ionndt
heyl ookeduptome.
Bae:
Babey
ouar
ewake
Shesaidthatwi
tht
earsndgetti
ngont opofme.
Iputheronmychestbrushedherback.
Zol
:
Masendewakhof
inal
l
y(Yourbal
l
sfi
nal
l
y)
Me:
Sundi
nyel
aZol
ani
(don'
tshi
tinmeZol
ani
)
Chustar
:Yesesl
ekakaisathethakodwamlomo
wayonukakaka(Thisshitissti
ll
tal
king
al
thoughhismouthsmel lsli
keshit
)
Me:
Mxxm l
eav
emeal
onebdwhathappened?
Thabs:
Wellbroyoupassedoutandwecarr
ied
youtoyourhouse.I
tsbeen2dayssi
nceyou
passedout.
Me:
Whataboutmyson?
Thent
hedooropened.
Voice:
YesesIam sur
ethesetwoar
eaboutto
havelot
sifsexaf
tery'
al
lleav
eImeanlookat
them.
Ij
stl
ookedatt
hisf
ool
smi
l
ing.
Me:
Comeher
eDr
ey
Hecameandhuggedmyson.Ican'
tbel
i
evehe
wokeup.
Drey:
HeydadwhenIwasinthehospi
talIsl
ept
ontopofmom ndlookIdi
dn'
tdonothing
Webust
erdal
aught
er.
Bae:Dreygot
obedy
ouknowy
oushoul
dbe
rest
ing.
Drey
:Al
ri
ghtbtli
stenwhenyouhav
et hatsex
pl
easestopshootingdad,
wedon'tneed
anot
herbaby
Us:
LUBANZIDREYMKHI
ZE!
!
Dr
ey:
Ooowby
eby
e
Thenhewentout
.Nxxst
upi
dasski
d.Inot
iced
Ayl
arwasqui
et.
Me:
What
'swr
ingwi
thhi
m?
Zol
:Wel
lwef
oundoutSi
hlewaswor
kingwi
th
Sni
per
Me:Ohhhsorryt
oheart
hatAy
larbtdon'
twor
ry
youwil
lfoundsomeone
Bae:
AndIwi
l
lsor
tSi
hlemy
sel
fsweet
Chust
ar:
Ican'
twai
t
Br
aX:
OkayIam hungr
ynow
Thabs:
Sisgomakef
ood
Me:
Whyar
eyoudemandi
ngNYwi
fe?
Zol
:
Cozshei
sthewi
fe
Chust
ar:
Ourwi
fe
Ay
lar
:Yeahoursexyshor
tbeaut
if
ulgangst
er
wi
fe
Bae:
Mxxm y
'al
lst
upi
d
Shegotof
fmeandwentt
opr
epar
ethef
ood.
Me:
Sot
oni
ghtYonwabawi
l
lbegi
vi
ngusashow
Ay
lar
:YepandIcan'
twai
t
Weallsmir
kedandt
heol
dmenhstshockt
hei
r
headsdef
eated.

Sonowweatthewar
ehouseandSi
hlewas
cov
eredwi
thbl
oodaf
termywifef
uckedherup.
Bae:
Soy
oust
il
lwon'
ttel
luswhatwasy
ourpl
an?
Sihl
e:Iam sorr
yIWeSsupposet oki
lyouIam
sorr
ypl easeIwil
ldi
sappearpl
ease
Bae:
Wel
ltool
atef
ort
hat
Thent
hecr
ewcamei
nwi
thonl
ywear
ingboxer
s.
Bae:
Goshy
'al
ll
ookcut
ebabes
Il
ookedatt
hegut
sandt heyweresmil
ingeven
Ayl
arheeet
hesei
diot
s.Ispot
tedAthi
ont hese
guys.
Me:
Athi
yout
ooman
Athi
:
Haabosst
hisi
sfr
eepussyndIai
ntt
urni
ng
back
Webust
erdal
aught
er.
Bae:Letthecgamebegint henthecrewtookoff
thechainsandrapedherwi thcondom.Then
Athiranoutbcozhedidn'thaveone .They
fi
nishedndbitchhadbloodonherpussy .
Yonwabat ookouthergunndai medather .
Bae:
Goodby
ebi
tchhopey
ouwi
l
lwar
m upmy
si
tinhel
l
.
ThensheshotherpussyandSihlescr
eamedi n
pai
n.YhooooYonwabaisev i
lshame.Irespect
mywifethenAthicameinrunni
ng.
Athi
:NOWHYDIDYOUSHOOTTHEPUSSYEI
SH
IDIDN'
TTASTETHEBI
TCH.
Weall
bust
erdal
aught
erImeant
hisboyl
ooks
r
eal
l
yhurt .
Me:
Whatt
hef
uck!
At
hi:
Ineedt
ofi
ndawi
fe
Hesai
dthatgoi
ngoutl
eav
ingusl
aughi
ngat
hi
m.Baecametome.
Me:
Youokay?
Bae:
Yep
Me:
Gowashndl
et'
sgohome.
Weki
ssedandshewentt
owashaf
tert
hatwe
wenthomet
ohav
elot
sofsex.

#Lwazi
_Lwandl
e_Lwandi
l
e_Lol
wet
hu
#Lubanzi
_Lul
utho
#LubaKaYonni
e

I
nser
t90

Yonwaba
"
Inowpronounceyouhusbandandwi
fe.
.You
mayki
ssthebride.
"
I
tsMimi '
sweddingandIam oneofthe
bri
desmaids.MimiandJohnkissedandthe
guyswerelaughi
ngsil
ent
ly.OhhbeforeIf
orgot
theguysareJohn'
sgroomsmenandhi spartof
thecrewtoo.
Banz
i:
FUCK!
!STOPNOW ITHI
NKMYBRAI
NIS
ABOUTTOEXPLODE!
!
Thenev eryonebust erdalaughter.Mybabyhad
adisgustedf aceonhi m andtheguy swere
l
aughingwhi lelookingBanzi.Okayl emme
descri
bewhatar ewewear i
ng.Wewear i
ngti
ght
l
acedust ypinkdr esseswi t
hblackheel s.Asthe
guyswer ewear ingdustypinksuitsbtt hei
r
pantsarenotl ongt heyareshorts.Sonowwe
atthehall.Iwassi tt
ingaloneont het abl
ewhile
every
onei sdanci ng.IsawLubacomi ngtome.
Hesatnextt ome.
Bae:YouknowIam veryhor
nyri
ghtnowand
thatdressi
ssexyasfuckonyouIj
stwannari
p
i
tandf uckyoutosl
eep.
YhooIdi
dn'texpectt
hat
..LubashamebtIal
so
missmydick.
Me:
Okaybabel
et'
sgo
Thenhepeckedmylipsandwewentt
osayour
goodby
estoourfr
iends.Iwant
edt
opeesoI
fi
rstwenttothebat
hroom.Iwenttodomy
businessandwentout.Onmywayt othecarI
bumpedi nt
osomeoneIl ookedupitwasTroy.
Mhmm hel ookedhandsomei nhi
snaiv
esuit.
Tr
oy:
Nwaba
Me:
Troy
Tr
oy:
Youl
ooksexyandIcan'
twai
tfory
ou
Thenhewal
kedawaymxxm Iwenttothecar.
NdwedrovenoBaehomeandhadlotsofsex.
Theki
dswereatLuba'
smom t
hanksgod.

Tr
oy
Ohhheypeepsmynamei sTr oyandIam a
Mafiaboss'
sson.Iam nextinli
ne.Wellt
he
tr
uthisIam notnormal
.Iwaswi tchcraf
tedby
mygr andmotherwhomyfami lydoesn'
tli
ke.
YouseeIcant urni
ntoabeastorwol f
.Btmy
bodyremainsthesamejstfurcomesoutofmy
face,
handsandfeet.Mynail
sandt eethsharp.
Somyplanistoki
llLubaandIwill
def eathi
m
cozanyt
hingTr
oywant sget
sit.

Yonwaba
Soweatt heEasternCape.Wej stf
inishedthe
ceremonyf ormytwinboy sandIact uall
ysaw
them againBTtheydisappeared.Iwas
emotionalshame.SoIwaswashi ngt hedishes
withothermakoti
sthenLut hocamei nwith
cryi
ngBanzi andJayl
ar(Lolwethu)wasonmy
backsleeping.
Lut
ho:
Mom her
eisy
ourchi
l
d.
It
ookhi
m ndhest
oppedcr
ying.
Me:
Yat
efal
hol
hownamar
ntshi
nsokol
i
sa
mama
Oneoft
hemakot
iscamet
ome.
Di
ve:
Sisi
cany
oupl
zgobuysomedr
inksi
n
t
ownpl
z
Me:
Okay
Ical
ledLuthoandtol
dhimtocal
lLuba.Yhuuu
wathigqiumntuwam enxi
bei
Overal
lengase
sexy .
Bae:
Babe
Me:Cany
out
aket
heset
woIwannagot
othe
st
ore.
Bae:
Okay
Igavehimtheki
dsandweshar edal
ongki
ss.I
wentoutndgotinthecarandLut
howas
standi
nginfr
ontofthecar
.
Me:
Mov
eDr
ake!
!
Lut
ho:
MamanoIwannacomet
oo
Me:
Wel
lyouai
n'
tcomi
ngnowmov
e
Thenhecameonmywi
ndowndst
art
ed
bangi
ngthedoor
.
Lut
ho:
MamaIwannagot
othest
oreIgott
he
money
Me:I
fyouhitmycaronemor
eti
mewegonna
hv
eapr obl
em.
Hedi
dn'
tst
opbangi
ngi
t.
Lut
ho:
Mama!
!
Me:
Youdon'
thav
enomoney
Lut
ho:
Ido!
!Ify
ouwoul
dli
stencar
eful
l
yIhv
ethe
moneyonmybag!
!
Me:
Okaybabygogeti
t
HewalkedawayndIstart
eddri
vi
ngbtthen
Luthor
anaft
erthecarandhel
dthehandleof
thecar
.
Lut
ho:
Stoppl
ayi
nbr
o!
Me:
Iam noty
ourbr
o!
Lut
ho:
Stoppl
ayi
n!!
Ar
gghl
omnt
anawear
guedt
il
lIwentt
othe
shops.Sonowwei nbedwi
tht
heki
dsal
li
f
them j
sti
magine.
Banzi
:Dadnowmybrosar
einpeacewi
l
l
ever
ythi
ngbegood.
Bae:
Yepnothi
ngwi
l
lbot
hery
ouguy
snowcozI
am unt
ouchabl
e
Me:Mxxm soIwast
hinki
ngmay
beinDecember
nextmont
hwecangot oNewYorkf
orafamil
y
holi
day
Banzi
:
Real
l
y
Lut
ho:
Awesome
Bae:
Goshy
eahbtaf
terwegety
ourr
esul
tsboy
s
Boy
s:Par
typopper
Bae:
Voetsekyouknowyouguy
sar
emy
ever
ythi
ngokayIlov
eyou
Us:
Wel
ovey
out
ooTai
ma/
Babe/
Dad
Af
tersomet
imet
heki
dsf
ell
asl
eepandwe
tookthem t
otheyr
oom bttheQuadr
etr
ipl
etst
o
Luba'
smom.Andaf terwehadlot
sofsex
noBae.

#Season1Fi
nished
#Lwazi
_Lwandl
d_Lwandi
l
e_Lol
wet
hu
#Lubanzi
_Lul
utho
#LubaKaYonni
e