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decided to put a different spin on this blog post. Since I've spent the past 8 years telling you what
you should do; this blog post is dedicated to giving you my TOP 5 List of what not to do this
summer! These are things I see and hear people doing every single summer in an attempt to look
better with their shirt off; but the reality is that the common mistakes I've listed below are surefire
ways to RUIN the hard-earned gains you made all year! After reading this blog post, please send it
to as many friends as you can so we can finally put an end to people blowing their physiques every
Many guys will stop training legs (if they even trained them in the first place) during the summer to
"focus" on their upper body and "beach muscles". After all, no matter how jacked you are, speedos
just aren't tasteful! Since most guys' legs are covered in their bathing suits, they figure they'll hold
off on training legs during the summer months. There are many reasons why this is wrong
(especially if you're an athlete), but this is the worst thing you can do, even if you want to "focus"
on your upper body. Anyone who has touched a weight knows that lower body training makes your
upper body grow and look better! Exercises like squats and deadlifts trigger your body to secrete
more anabolic hormones than almost any upper body movement, while burning a boatload of
calories in the process! Want your upper body to be muscular and lean, as well as in proportion with
#4 - Go on a low-calorie diet
Unless you are a complete genetic freak, a low-calorie diet will not get you shredded! A low-calorie
diet will make you "a smaller version of yourself" by burning muscle along with the fat you lose!
Proportionally speaking, you will look the same as you did before your diet, but you will be a smaller
version of yourself (which really sucks). Basically, you will be the "skinny-fat" guy at the beach,
much like the picture of David Spade above. (And before you try and make yourself feel better by
saying, "Yeah, but David Spade still gets tons of hot chicks!" Don't kid yourself; David Spade is rich
& famous, your not. Looking like David Spade, without the money & fame, doesn't get you Heather
hours on the elliptical to "get shredded" for the summer. Like "#4", these activities will break down
muscle tissue. Once again, this is a great recipe if you want to be the "skinny-fat" guy at the club!
The ALL-TIME biggest summer myth is doing "tons of curls and push-ups" right before you go out so
you have a pump. You may look great during the drive to the club, but once you get there you will
be smaller!! Think about it; even the greatest pumps only last for about 20-30 minutes after your
workout is completed. What happens to the pump after this? The blood temporarily pools out of the
muscles, making you temporarily smaller than before you even worked out! Your body obviously
goes back to "normal", but your "small period" is actually 1-3 hours after the workout...(the exact
weights creates myofibrillar hypertrophy, aka, REAL MUSCLE! (I refer to this type of muscle as
"real" because it's actually made of dense, contractile tissue. High-rep training does not develop this
type of tissue.)
Although performing heavy, 1-3 rep sets doesn't give you the immediate "pump" of a 20-rep set of
cable flyes; it's residual effects are far superior! Those that train heavy probably know the feeling of
getting a "pump" hours, or even a day or two, after performing a max-effort exercise. This is due to
an "active" nervous system...and eventually this "pump" will just be due to the fact that you're
Even if you "only" drink on weekends, beer and "fruity cocktails" can add thousands of calories to
your diet, which will turn you into a bloated mess all summer! Obviously, the best thing to do is not
drink at all, but I'm not naive. It's summertime and even the most dedicated athletes may have a
few drinks here and there. If you are going to drink, the "best of the worst" is clear alcohol...and
stay away from mixing them with soda, fruit juices, etc. The universal meathead drink of choice is
Vodka with club soda (and a lemon/lime if you wish). If you switch to this drink, you'll notice a huge
difference the next morning when you wake up -- you'll be much less bloated, along with less of a
headache (if any), due to a fraction of the calories and sugar contained in fruity cocktails and/or
beer!