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WAITER
How are you doing tonight sir?
JOHN
Good, good. A little nervous.
WAITER
Big night?
JOHN
The biggest, but probably going to be
the best night of my life.
WAITER
Very good sir. Still waiting on your
lady friend?
JOHN
Yes, but she should be her- AH there
she is.
JOHN
Linda, sweetie its so good to see you.
LINDA
I'm sorry, you haven't been waiting
long have you?
JOHN
Uh no (beat)
JOHN
Yes. I was nervous about getting a
table so i got here when they opened.
LINDA
That was like two hours ago!
JOHN
I know, I know, I just wanted to get a
good table, because tonight's special.
LINDA
Oh John, I wish you hadn't done that.
JOHN
No no it was no problem. We got the
center table in the middle of the
restaurant.
LINDA
Yeah, it feels like everyone is
watching us, even the waiters.
JOHN
It's nothing. Look I really need to
talk to you about something.
LINDA
I really need to tell you something
too, and I really feel like I should
go first, because by judging by your
jitteriness you might already know.
JOHN
I really want to know what you have to
say, but trust me mine is going to be
better.
LINDA
Ok you can go first.
JOHN
How long have we known each other?
LINDA
Eight years.
JOHN
Eight years! Yes!
LINDA
John I really need to tell you why I
was late.
JOHN
It can wait, it can wait.
LINDA
Okay...
JOHN
After all these years together I can't
think of anyone I'd rather be with. So
I want to ask you.
LINDA
John no.
JOHN
Linda yes.
Three waiters walk over two are playing violins, one uncorks
a bottle of champagne.
JOHN
Will you marry me?
LINDA
I'm having an affair.
JOHN
What?
WAITER
Awkward.