Touch Me, Stupid

by Jester

It’s very simple why some of you guys have trouble with kino.

You’re afraid of it.

You’ve had something horrible ingrained in you, the myth that it’s not polite to
touch people.

Now, it’s true, some people don’t want you to touch them (like other guys). On
the other hand, if you’re fairly clean, girls will absolutely love the physical
attention. Even if they object, if they don’t tell you to stop, they’re probably
enjoying every moment. Have you ever told that pretty girl to stop touching
you? I didn’t think so.

Now, I’m not saying go grope and fondle every girl you meet, but you have to
lose your inhibitions about touch before you can become a true DJ. The more
you touch them, the more comfortable they will be with you touching them. So
work your way up, something as small as touching hands when passing a
pen, to playfighting, and then you turn the non-sexual touch into the sexual
one.

A few ways to get in the kino (touching):

Keep in mind kino is more effective if eye contact is maintained with moments
of silence to let her wonder about you.

Examine a ring or bracelet or watch on her hand by holding it gently; try to get
some caressing motion in too.

Play keep away, take something from her, and make her chase after you to
get it back. Of course, you should block her so she has to jump on you to get
it. On the other hand, if she is the one that took something from you or
someone else, don’t hold anything back. Until she gives it up you must do
whatever you can to get the object back. In the process you’re bound to
inadvertently touch areas otherwise off limits, but if she didn’t want that to
happen, she would give it back fast. Stay controlled though, your objective is
still the object and you are only after it.

Got this one from Seinfeld, if you know the girl, try feeling the fabric of her
shirt and guess what it is, or just say "nice shirt".

You can get her to do kino on you, by complaining about how sore your back
is. Hint for the massage, she’ll probably do it.

If your target happens to be wearing a short-sleeve shirt, and she’s not a total
stranger, put your arm around her bicep and look surprised while saying
something like "wow, you must lift weights." This move has the advantage of
being both kino and a neghit. It works best if she’s fairly slim tho, else it might
be interpreted as being cruel.

If there is limited space while walking past your target, turn sideways so that
your butt is facing her and brush that bad boy up against as you go. Make
sure it’s your butt though, the other end may have significantly different
effects. This goes hand and hand with the butt-bump, the butt-grab, and other
butt related kino.

Use your feet. In a situation where both of you have your shoes off, try to play
with her feet using yours. Kinda like little kids kicking each other under the
table, but you want to do it in a sensual or soft way. This can be very effective,
don’t be afraid to move away from her feet either.

And of course, there’s always tickling.