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 From the

New York Times

Bestselling Team

Adam Wallace &

Andy Elkerton
Legend has it, there lives a beast

we really want to meet.

He’s extra huge with snow-white fur,

and giant, f uzz y feet !

I know the Yeti does exist,

and I can prove it too!

So with my friends, we’ll find him

before the day is through!

Whoa! Look at this giant

set in the mountain snow.

And there’s a trail just up ahead!

I wonder where it goes…

Is that a Yeti photograph?

How did that get there?

Hey! That’s the beast we’re looking for!

We must be in his L A i !! 

I knew it, I knew it! He does

Our Yeti friend

And look, look, look! Just over there—

I swear I saw his heel!

Can we catch the Yeti?

You bet we’re going to try!

Our crystal snowflakes might have worked,

but the Yeti said “bye bye!”

Syrup? Check. Candy? Check.

We’ll catch the Yeti, no doubt!

Unless the Yeti’s very hungry

…
Whoops! He just got out.
Quick! He went into that room!

We’re gonna catch him now!

Eep! Where’d he go? That tricky dude!

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That dude is really

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I love the colored lights!

Too bad our bubbles didn’t work.

We forgot about the s t a l a c t i t e s!

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POP!

POP!

POP!
Grab your gear—we’ve got this, guys!

Don’t forget to aim!

We finally have a trap to win

this Yeti-catching game!

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But the Yeti got away.

I’ve got an idea that just can’t lose.

One more shot, what do you say!?

Okay, this is our final chance! We haven’t caught him…yet.

Our Yeti Snatch-a-roo 3000 ™

will catch him quick, no sweat!

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 “Thanks for playing, kids!” he says,
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“Those traps were so much fun.

Please come back and play again,

our friendship’s just begun!”

Come again soon!
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 And I so sorrowed at her sorrowes eft,
That, what with griefe, and feare, my wits were reft.

19.

I stretcht my selfe, and strayt my hart reuiues,

That dread and dolour erst did so appale,
Like him that with the feruent feuer striues,
When sicknesse seekes his castell[1507] health to skale:
With gathred sprites[1508] so forst I feare to auale:[1509]
And, rearing her, with anguish all foredone,
My sprits returnd,[1510] and then I thus begon:

20.

“O Sorrow, alas, sith Sorrow is thy name,

And that to thee this drere doth well pertayne,
In vayne it were to seeke to cease the same:
But, as a man himselfe with sorrow slayne,
So I, alas, doe comfort thee in payne,
That here in sorrow art forsunke so deepe,
That at thy sight I can but sigh and weepe.”

21.

I had no sooner spoken of a syke,[1511]

But that the storme so rumbled in her brest,
As Eölus could neuer roare the like,
And showers downe raynde from her eyes[1512] so fast,
That all bedreint the place, till, at the last,
Well eased they the dolour of her minde,
As rage of rayne doth swage the stormy winde:

22.

For forth shee paced in her fearefull tale:

“Come, come,” quod shee, “and see what I shall showe,
[1513]
Come, heare the playning and the bitter bale
Of worthy men, by fortune’s[1514] ouerthrowe:
Come thou, and see them rewing all in rowe,
They were but shades, that erst in minde thou rolde:
Come, come with mee, thine eyes shall them beholde.”

23.

What coulde these wordes but make mee more agast,

To heare her tell whereon I musde while ere?
So was I mazde therewith, till, at the last,
Musing vpon her words, and what they were,
All sodaynly well lessoned was my feare:
For to my minde retourned, how shee teld
Both what shee was, and where her wun shee helde.

24.

Whereby I knewe that she a goddesse was,

And, therewithall, resorted to my minde
My thought, that late presented mee the glas
Of brittle state, of cares that here wee finde,
Of thousand woes to seely[1515] men assynde:
And how shee now bid mee come and beholde,[1516]
To see with eye that earst in thought I rolde.

25.

Flat downe I fell, and with all reuerence

Adored her, perceiuing now, that shee,
A goddesse, sent by godly prouidence,
In earthly shape thus shewd her selfe to mee,
To wayle and rue this world’s vncertainty:[1517]
And, while I honourd thus her godhead’s might,
With plaining voyce these words to mee shee shright.
 26.

“I shall thee guyde first to the griesly lake,

And thence vnto the blissfull place of rest,
Where thou shalt see, and heare, the playnt they make
That whilome here bare swinge among the best:
This shalt thou see: but greate is the vnrest
That thou must byde, before thou canst attayne
Unto the dreadfull place where these remayne.”

27.

And, with these words, as I vpraysed stood,

And gan to followe her that straight forth paste,[1518]
Ere I was ware, into a desert woode
Wee now were come: where, hand in hand imbraste,
[1519]

Shee led the way, and through the thicke so traste,[1520]

As, but I had bene guided by her might,
It was no way for any mortall wight.

28.

But, loe, while thus amid the desert darke

Wee passed on, with steps and pace vnmeete,
A rumbling roare, confusde with howle and barke
Of dogs, shoke all the ground vnder our feete,
And stroke the din within our eares so deepe,
As, halfe distraught, vnto the ground I fell,
Besought retourne, and not to visite hell.

29.

But shee, forthwith, vplifting mee a pace,

Remoude my dread, and, with a stedfast minde,
Bad mee come on, for here was now the place,
The place where wee our trauail’s end[1521] should finde:
Wherewith I rose,[1522] and to the place assignde
Astoinde I stalkt, when strayght wee approached nere
The dreadfull place, that you will dread to here.

30.

An[1523] hideous hole, all vaste, withouten shape,

Of endles depth, orewhelmde with ragged stone,
With ougly mouth, and griesly iawes doth gape,
And to our sight confounds it selfe in one:
Here entred wee, and, yeeding forth, anone
An horrible lothly[1524] lake wee might discerne,
As blacke as pitch that cleped is Auerne.

31.

A deadly gulfe: where nought but rubbish grows,

With fowle blacke swelth in thickned lumps that lies,
Which vp in th’ayre[1525] such stinking vapors throws
That ouer there, may flie no fowle, but dyes
Choakt with the pestilent[1526] sauours that arise:
Hither wee come, whence forth wee still did pace,
In dreadfull feare amid the dreadfull place:

32.

And, first, within the porch and iawes of hell

Sate deepe Remorse of Conscience, all bee sprent
With teares: and to her selfe oft would shee tell
Her wretchednes, and, cursing, neuer stent
To sob and sighe: but euer thus lament,
With thoughtfull care, as shee that, all in vaine,
Would weare, and waste continually in payne.

33.

Her[1527] eyes vnstedfast, rolling here and there,

Whurld on each place, as place that vengeaunce
brought,
So was her minde continually in feare,
Tossed[1528] and tormented with the[1529] tedious thought
Of those detested crymes which shee had wrought:
With dreadfull cheare, and lookes throwne to the skie,
Wishing for death, and yet shee could not die.

34.

Next, sawe wee Dread, all trembling how hee shooke,

With foote, vncertayne, profered here and there:
Benomd of speach, and, with a ghastly looke,
Searcht euery place, all pale and dead for feare,
His cap borne vp with staring of his heare,
Stoynde and amazde at his owne shade for dreede,
And fearing greater daungers then was neede.

35.

And, next, within the entry of this lake,

Sate fell Reuenge, gnashing her teeth for ire,
Deuising meanes how shee may vengeaunce take,
Neuer in rest, till shee haue her desire:
But frets within so farforth with the fire
Of wreaking flames, that now determines shee
To dy by death, or vengde by death to bee.

36.

When fell reuenge, with bloudy foule pretence

Had showde her selfe, as next in order set,
With trembling lims wee softly parted thence,
Till in our eyes another sight wee met:
When fro my heart a sigh forthwith I fet,
Rewing, alas, vpon the woefull plight
Of Misery, that next appeard in sight.
 37.

His face was leane, and somedeale pynde away

And eke his hands consumed to the bone,
But what his body was, I cannot say,
For on his carkas rayment had hee none,
Saue clouts and patches pieced one by one,
With staffe in hand, and scrip on shoulder[1530] cast,
His chiefe defence agaynst the winter’s blast.

38.

His foode, for most, was wilde fruites of the tree,

Unlesse sometime some crums fell to his share,
Which in his wallet long, God wot, kept hee,
As one the which full daintely would fare:[1531]
His drinke, the running streame, his cup, the bare
Of his palme cloasde, his bed, the hard cold ground:
To this poore life was Misery ybound.

39.

Whose wretched state when wee had well beheld,

With tender ruth on him, and on his feres,
In thoughtfull cares forth then our pace wee held:
And, by and by, another shape apperes
Of greedy Care, still brushing vp the breres,
His knuckles knobde, his flesh deepe dented in,
With tawed hands, and hard ytanned skin.

40.

The morrowe gray no sooner hath begon

To spreade his light, euen peping in our eyes,
When[1532] hee is vp, and to his worke yrun:
But let the night’s blacke misty mantles rise,
And with foule darke neuer so mutch disguise
 The fayre bright day, yet ceasseth hee no while,
But hath his candels to prolong his toyle.

41.

By him lay heauy Sleepe, the[1533] cosin of Death,

Flat on the ground, and still as any stone,
A very corps, saue yelding forth a breath:
Smale kepe tooke hee, whome fortune frowned on,
Or whom shee lifted vp into the throne
Of high renoune, but, as a liuing death,
So, dead aliue, of life hee drew the breath.

42.

The bodie’s rest, the quiet of the hart

The trauailes ease, the still night’s feere was hee:
And of our life in earth the better part,
Reuer of sight, and yet in whom wee see
Things oft that tyde,[1534] and oft that neuer bee:
Without respect, esteming[1535] equally
King Crœsus’ pompe, and Irus’ pouertie.

43.

And next, in order sad, Old Age wee found,

His beard all hoare, his eyes hollow and blind,
With drouping chere still poring on the ground,
As on the place where nature him assinde
To rest, when that the sisters had vntwynde
His vitall thred, and ended with their knyfe
The fleting course of fast declyning lyfe.

44.

There heard wee him with broke[1536] and hollow plaint

Rewe with him selfe his end approching fast,
And all for nought his wretched mind torment,
With sweete remembraunce of his pleasures past,
And fresh delytes of lusty youth forewast:
Recounting which, how would hee sob and shrike?
And to bee yong agayne of loue beseke.

45.

But, and[1537] the cruell fates so fixed bee,

That tyme forepast cannot retourne agayne,
This one request of Ioue yet prayed hee:
That, in such withred plight, and wretched paine,
As eld, accompanied with his[1538] lothsome trayne,
Had brought on him, all were it woe and griefe,
Hee might a while yet linger forth his liefe.

46.

And not so soone discend into the pit:

Where Death, when hee the mortall corps hath slayne,
With retchlesse hand in graue doth couer it,
Therafter neuer to enioy agayne
The gladsome light, but, in the ground ylayne,
In depth of darknesse wast and weare to nought,
As hee had nere[1539] into the world bene brought.

47.

But who had seene him, sobbing, how hee stoode,

Unto himselfe, and how hee would bemone
His youth forepast, as though it wrought him good
To talke of youth, all were his youth foregone,
Hee would haue musde, and meruaylde much, whereon
This wretched Age should life desire so fayne,
And knowes full well lyfe doth but length his payne.

48.
Crookebackt hee was, toothshaken, and blere eyde,
Went on three feete, and somtyme,[1540] crept on fowre,
With olde lame boanes, that ratled by his syde,
His scalpe all pild, and hee with eld forlore:
His withred fist still knocking at Death’s dore,
Fumbling, and driueling, as hee drawes his breath,
[1541]
For briefe, the shape and messenger of Death.

49.

And fast by him pale Malady was plaste,

Sore sicke in bed, her coulour all foregone,
Bereft of stomacke, sauour, and of taste,
Ne could shee brooke no meate, but broths alone:
Her breath corrupt, her kepers euery one
Abhorring her, her sicknes past recure,
Detesting phisicke, and all phisicke’s cure.

50.

But, oh,[1542] the dolefull sight that then wee see,

Wee tournd our looke, and, on the other side,
A griesly shape of Famine mought wee see,
With greedy lookes, and gaping mouth, that cryed
And roarde for meate, as shee should there haue dyed,
Her body thin, and bare as any bone,
Whereto was left nought but the case alone.

51.

And that, alas, was gnawne on euery where,

All full of holes, that I ne mought refrayne
From tears, to see how shee her armes could teare,
And with her teeth gnash on the bones in vayne:
When, all for nought, shee fayne would so sustayne
Her staruen corps, that rather seemde a shade,
 Then any substaunce of a creature made.

52.

Great was her force, whome stone wall could not stay,
Her tearing nayles snatching at all shee sawe:
With gaping iawes, that by no[1543] meanes ymay
Be satisfide from hunger of her mawe,
But eates herselfe as shee that hath no lawe:
Gnawing, alas, her carkas all in vayne,
Where you may count ech sinew, bone, and veyne.

53.

On her while wee thus firmly fixt our eyes,

That bled for ruth of such a drery sight,
Loe, sodaynly shee shrikt[1544] in so huge wise,
As made hell gates to shiuer with the might:
Wherewith, a dart wee sawe, how it did light
Right on her brest, and, therewithall, pale Death
Enthrilling it, to reue her of her breath.

54.

And, by and by, a dum dead corps wee sawe,

Heauy, and colde, the shape of death aright:
That daunts all earthly creatures to his lawe:
Against whose force in vaine it is to fight:
Ne peeres, ne princes, nor no mortall wyght,
No townes, ne realmes, cittyes, ne strongest tower,
But all, perforce, must yeelde vnto his power.

55.

His dart, anon, out of the corps hee tooke,

And in his hand (a dreadfull sight to see)
With great tryumph eftsones the same hee shooke;
That most of all my feares affrayed mee:
His body dight with nought but bones, perdye,
The naked shape of man there saw I plaine,
All saue the flesh, the sinow, and the vaine.

56.

Lastly, stoode Warre, in glittering[1545] armes yclad,

With visage grym, sterne lookes,[1546] and blackly hewed
In his right hand a naked sworde hee had,
That to the hilts was all with bloud embrued:
And in his left (that king[1547] and kingdomes rewed)
Famine and fyer he held, and therewithall
He razed townes, and threw downe towres and all.

57.

Cities hee sakt, and realmes (that whilome flowred

In honour, glory, and rule, aboue the best)
Hee ouerwhelmde, and all theire fame deuoured,
Consumde, destroyde, wasted and neuer ceast,
Tyll hee theire wealth, theire name, and all opprest:
His face forehewde with wounds, and by his side
There hung his targ, with gashes deepe and wide.

58.

In mids of which, depainted there, wee founde

Deadly Debate, all full of snaky heare,
That with a bloudy fillet was ybound,
Out breathing nought but discord euery where:
And round about were portrayde, here and there,
The hugy hostes, Darius and his power,
His kings, princes, his peeres,[1548] and all his flower.

59.[1549]

Whom great Macedo vanquisht there in sight,

With deepe slaughter, despoyling all his pryde,
Pearst through his realmes, and daunted all his might:
Duke Hanniball beheld I there besyde,
In Canna’s field, victor how hee did ryde,
And woefull Romaynes that in vayne withstoode,
And consull Paulus couered all in blood.

60.

Yet sawe I more the sight at Trasimene,

And Treby[1550] field, and eke when Hanniball
And worthy Scipio last in armes were sene
Before Carthago gate, to try for all
The world’s empyre, to whom it should befall:
There saw I Pompey, and Cæsar clad in arms,
Their hoasts allied and all their ciuill harms:

61.

With conquerers hands, forbathde in their owne bloud,

And Cæsar weeping ouer Pompey’s head:
Yet saw I Scilla and Marius where they stood,
Their greate crueltie, and the deepe bloudshed
Of frends: Cyrus I saw and his host dead,
And howe the queene with greate despite hath flong
His head in bloud of them shee ouercome.

62.

Xerxes, the Percian king, yet sawe I there,

With his huge host, that dranke the riuers drye,
Dismounted hills, and made the vales vprere,
His hoste and all yet sawe I slayne, perdye:
Thebes I sawe,[1551] all razde how it did lye
In heapes of stones, and Tyrus put to spoyle,
With walls and towers flat euened with the soyle.

63.
But Troy, alas, mee thought, aboue them all,
It made myne eyes in very teares consume:
When I behelde the woefull werd befall,
That by the wrathfull will of gods[1552] was come:
And Ioue’s vnmoued sentence and foredoome
On Priam king, and on his towne so bent,
I could not lin, but I must there lament.

64.

And that the more sith desteny was so sterne

As, force perforce,[1553] there might no force auayle,
But shee must fall: and, by her fall, wee learne,
That cities, towers, welth, world, and all shall quaile:
No manhood, might, nor nothing mought preuayle,
All were there prest full many a prince, and peere,
And many a knight that solde his death full deere.

65.

Not worthy Hector, worthyest of them all,

Her hope, her ioy, his force is now for nought:
O Troy, Troy,[1554] there is no boote but bale,
The hugie horse within thy walls is brought:
Thy turrets fall, thy knights, that whilome fought
In armes amid the field, are slayne in bed,
Thy gods defylde, and all thy honour dead.

66.

The flames vpspring,[1555] and cruelly they creepe

From wall to roofe, till all to cinders waste,
Some fyre the houses where the wretches sleepe,
Some rush in here, some run in there as fast:
In euery where or sword, or fyre, they tast:
The walls are torne, the towers whourld to the ground,
There is no mischiefe, but may there bee found.
 67.

Cassandra yet there sawe I how they haled

From Pallas house, with spercled tresse vndone,
Her wrists fast bound, and with Greekes[1556] rout
empaled:
And Priam eke, in vayne how hee did ronne
To arms, whom Pyrrhus with dispite hath donne
To cruell death, and bathde him in the bayne
Of his sonne’s bloud, before the altare slayne.

68.

But how can I descriue the dolefull sight,

That in the shield so liuely[1557] fayre did shine?
Sith in this world, I thinke was neuer wight
Could haue set forth the halfe, not halfe so fyne:
I can no more, but tell how there is seene
Fayre Ilium fall in burning red gledes downe,
And, from the soile, great Troy, Neptunus’ towne.

69.

Here from when scarce I could mine[1558] eyes

withdrawe
That fylde with teares as doth the springing well,
We passed on so far forth till we sawe
Rude Acheron, a lothsome lake to tell,
That boyles and bubs vp swelth as blacke as hell,
Where griesly Charon, at theyr fixed tyde,
Still ferries ghostes vnto the farder side.

70.

The aged god no sooner Sorrow spyed,

But, hasting straight vnto the bancke apace,
With hollowe call vnto the rout hee cryed,
To swarue apart, and gieue the goddesse place:
Strayt it was done, when to the shoare wee pace,
Where, hand in hand as wee than linked fast,
Within the boate[1559] wee are together plaste.

71.

And forth wee launch full fraughted to the brinke,

Whan, with th’vnwonted[1560] waight, the rusty keele
Began to cracke as if the same should sinke,
Wee hoyse vp maste and sayle, that in a while
Wee fet the shoare, where scarsely wee had while
For to ariue, but that wee heard anone
A three sound barke confounded all in one.

72.

Wee had not long forth past, but that wee sawe
Blacke Cerberus, the hydeous hound of hell,
With bristles reard, and with a three mouth’d jawe,
Foredinning th’ayre[1561] with his horrible yell:
Out of the deepe darke caue where hee did dwell,
The goddesse straight hee knewe, and, by and by,
Hee peast, and couched, while[1562] that wee past by.
[1563]

73.

Thence come wee to the horrour and the hell,

The large great kingdoms, and the dreadfull raigne
Of Pluto in his throne where hee did dwell,
The wide waste places, and the hugie playne:
The waylings, shrikes, and sondry sorts of payne,
The sighes, the sobs, the deepe and deadly groane,
Earth, ayre, and all, resounding playnt and moane.

74.[1564]
Heare pewled[1565] the babes, and here the maydes
vnwed,
With folded hands theyr sory chaunce bewayld:
Here wept the guiltles slayne, and louers dead,
That slew them selues when nothing els auayld:
A thousand sorts of sorrows here, that waylde
With sighs, and teares, sobs, shrikes, and all yfeare,
That, oh,[1566] alas, it was a hell to heare.[1567]

75.[1568]

Wee staide vs strait, and with a rufull feare,

Beheld this heauy sight, while from myne eyes,
The vapored tears downe stilled here and there,
And Sorrowe eke in far more wofull wise,
Tooke on with plaint, vp heauing to the skies
Her wretched hands, that, with her cry, the rout
Gan all in heapes to swarme vs round about.

76.

“Loe here,” quoth Sorrow, “princes of renoune,

That whilom sate on top of fortune’s wheele,
Now layde full low, like wretches whurled downe,[1569]
Euen with one frowne, that slayde but with a smyle,
And now beholde the thing that thou, erewhile,
Saw onely in thought, and, what thou now shalt heere,
Recompt the same to kesar, king, and peere.”

77.

Then first came Henry duke of Buckingham,

His cloake of blacke all pilde, and quite forworne,[1570]
Wringing his hands, and fortune oft doth blame,
Which of a duke hath made him now her skorne:
With gastly lookes, as one in maner lorne,
Oft spred his armes, stretcht hands hee ioynes as fast,
 With rufull cheare, and vapored eyes vpcast.

78.

His cloake hee rent, his manly brest hee beat,

His hayre all torne, about the place it lay,[1571]
My heart so molt to see his griefe so great,
As felingly me thought, it dropt away:
His eyes they whurld about withouten stay,
With stormy sighes the place did so complayne,
As if his heart at ech had burst in twayne.

79.

Thrise hee began to tell his dolefull tale,

And thrise the sighes did swallow vp his voyce,
At ech of which hee shriked so withall,
As though the heauens riued with the noyse:
Tyll at the last, recouering his voyce,
Supping the teares that all his brest beraynde,
On cruell fortune, weeping, thus hee playnde.
The Complaynt of Henry Duke of
Buckingham.
1.

Who trusts too much to[1572] honour’s highest throne,

And warely[1573] watch not sly dame fortune’s snares:
Or who in court will beare the swinge[1574] alone,
And wisely weigh not how to wield the care,
Behold hee mee, and by my death beware:
Whome flattering fortune falsely so beguylde,
That, loe, she slewe, where erst full smooth she
smilde.

2.

And, Sackuille, sith in purpose now thou hast

The wofull fall of princes to descryue,
Whom fortune both vplift, and eke[1575] downe cast,
To shew thereby th’vnshurty[1576] in this life,
Marke well my fall, which I shall shew belyue,
And paynt it forth, that all estates may knowe:
Haue they the warning, and be mine the woe.

3.

For noble bloud made mee both prince and peere,

Yea peereles too, had reason[1577] purchast place,
And God with giftes endowde mee largely heere:
But what auayles his giftes where fayles his grace?
My mother’s sire sprong of a kingly race,
And cald was Edmund duke of Somerset,
 Bereft of life ere time by nature set.

4.

Whose faythfull heart to Henry sixt so wrought,

That neuer hee him in[1578] weale, or woe, forsooke,
Till lastly hee at Tewkesbury fielde was cought,
Where with an axe his violent death hee tooke:
Hee neuer could king Edward’s party brooke,
Tyll by his death hee voucht that quarell good,
In which his sire and graundsire spilt theyr bloud.

5.

And such was erst my father’s cruell chaunce,

Of Stafforde earle, by name that Humfrey hight,
Who euer prest did Henrye’s part auaunce,
And neuer ceast, till at S. Albane’s fight
Hee lost his life, as then[1579] did many a knight:
Where eke my graundsire, duke of Buckingham,
Was wounded sore, and hardly scapt vntane.

6.

But what may boote to stay the sisters three?

When Atropos perforce will cut the thred:
The dolefull day was come, when you might see
Northampton fielde with armed men orespred,
Where fate would algates haue my graundsire dead:
So, rushing forth amids the fiercest fight,
Hee liu’d[1580] and dyde there in his maister’s right.

7.

In place of whom, as it befell my lot,

Like on a stage, so stept I in straite way,
Enioying there, but woefully, God wot,
As hee that had a slender part to play:
To teach thereby, in earth no state may stay,
But as our partes abridge, or length our age,
So passe wee all, while others fill the stage.

8.

For of my selfe the drery fate to playne,

I was sometime a prince withouten peere,
When Edward fift began his rufull raigne,
Ay me, then I began that hatefull yeere,
To compasse that which I haue bought so deere:
I bare the swinge, I and that wretched wight
The duke of Glocester, that Richard hight.

9.

For when the fates had reft that royall prince

Edward the fourth, cheife miroure of that name,
The duke and I, fast ioyned euer since
In faithfull loue, our secret drifts to frame,
What hee thought best, to mee so seemde the same,
My selfe not bent so much for to aspyre,
As to fulfill that greedy duke’s desyre.

10.

Whose restlesse mynd, sore thirsting after rule,

When that hee sawe his nephewes both to bene
Through tender years as yet vnfit to rule,
And rather ruled by their mother’s kin,
There sought hee first his mischiefe to begin,
To plucke from them theire mother’s frends assynde,
For well hee wist they would withstand[1581] his mynde.

11.

To follow which hee ran so headlong swyft,

With egre thirst of his desired draught,