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during my time studying an Advanced German Broad who was by most standards A-level, I
took these notes and observations
easy on the eyes – by most standards
I did not need hearing sensors because she did not talk to me; all communication was through
hand gestures, frowns, and the occasional chameleon fluorescing of the cheeks
at least one german woman might have had some sort of shield with which my incisive laser-
like statements could not get through
I had not chiseled my rosetta stone for German yet so I could not easily decipher her complex
communication patterns
If I could invent a time machine, and go back in time, I would not have thrown her number
away due to personal insecurities, but because of time travel paradoxes, if I do invent a time
machine and go back and call her, then I will have no need to invent a time machine (Lessons
from H.G. Wells); thus, to get around this I will have to aim to do something else, which just so
happens to correspond to intersecting with her timeline and may or may not be a Star Trek
movie starring the Borg; in this way, I can assimilate her into the collective before she becomes
a threat in the Delta quadrant – I haven't worked out time travel yet, but neither did the authors
of Star Trek, but they still managed to make some good movies, so there is hope
Germany is a country located in Central Europe. It is known for its rich history, diverse culture, and
strong economy. Here are some key aspects of Germany:
1. Geography: Germany shares borders with nine other European countries: Denmark to the
north, Poland and the Czech Republic to the east, Austria and Switzerland to the south, France
to the southwest, Luxembourg, Belgium, and the Netherlands to the west.
2. Capital: The capital city of Germany is Berlin, which is also its largest city. Berlin is known for
its vibrant arts scene, historic landmarks, and cultural diversity.
3. Language: The official language of Germany is German. It is one of the most widely spoken
languages in Europe and is part of the West Germanic language family.
4. Government: Germany is a federal parliamentary republic with a democratic system of
government. It has 16 federal states, each with its own government and legislature, as well as a
federal government based in Berlin.
5. Economy: Germany has the largest economy in Europe and the fourth-largest in the world by
nominal GDP. It is known for its strong industrial base, particularly in sectors such as
automotive manufacturing, engineering, pharmaceuticals, and technology. Germany is also a
major exporter of goods and has a highly skilled workforce.
6. History: Germany has a complex and tumultuous history, including the rise and fall of the Holy
Roman Empire, the unification of Germany in 1871, two devastating World Wars in the 20th
century, and the subsequent division and reunification of the country during the Cold War.
7. Culture: Germany has made significant contributions to art, music, philosophy, literature,
science, and technology throughout history. It is known for its cultural heritage, including
composers such as Bach, Beethoven, and Wagner, as well as renowned philosophers like Kant
and Nietzsche.
8. Tourism: Germany is a popular tourist destination, known for its picturesque landscapes,
historic castles, medieval towns, and vibrant cities. Popular tourist attractions include the
Brandenburg Gate and Reichstag in Berlin, Neuschwanstein Castle in Bavaria, and the Rhine
Valley with its charming villages and vineyards.
Overall, Germany is a diverse and dynamic country with a rich cultural heritage, a strong economy, and
a prominent role in European and global affairs.