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Desiring Divinity
Desiring Divinity
Self-deification in Early Jewish
and Christian Mythmaking
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M. DAVID LITWA
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To my father
who believed
Contents
Preface ix
Abbreviations xi
Notes 149
Bibliography 205
Index 237
Preface
Why self-d eification? Who today, after all, would claim godhood
besides, perhaps, a few dictators, athletes, and paranoid schizophrenics? The
question itself is telling. The very fact that we perceive self-deifiers as insane,
arrogant, and evil indicates that the ancient Jewish and Christian mythology of
self-deification is still very much our own. To make learning possible, this my-
thology must, first of all, be recognized as mythology. Such a recognition allows
for a kind of emotional bracketing: we push the subject beyond applause and
excoriation in order to understand it in a fresh and enlightening way.
What is the theoretical value of studying self-deification? What problem in
religious studies does this book try to solve? Simply put: this book offers one
more case study in the attempt to understand the relation between religious
myth, ideology, and practice. In this case, we focus on ancient myth and ideology,
although our conclusion briefly turns to the modern world.
Yet perhaps the distinction between past and present is overblown, since (as
noted) the biblical mythology of self-deification has become our own. We have
forgotten the names of ancient self-deifiers, but we still know the pattern of their
fate: they rise, then fall; they are arrogant, then humbled; they are mad, and fi-
nally destroyed.
Yet this book tells the story of some self-deifiers who succeed. Though these
figures are not normally classified as self-deifiers, they make the same or simi-
lar claims as their rebellious counterparts. What is different is their relation to
authority. Instead of trying to topple and replace the ultimate power structure,
heroic self-deifiers integrate themselves into the structure of divine power so as
to assume its mantle.
Why did the ancients tell myths of self-deification? As is to be expected, there
was an attempt to influence and control behavior. Myths of self-deification both
frighten and inspire, legitimize and expose, justify the present order and give rise
to a new one. There is no single meaning of the myths. Rather, the multiple mean-
ings continue to assist our projects of self-making and society-building, for they
provide the means of both social revolution and personal transformation.
x Preface
Note: Most of the abbreviations employed in this work are taken from The
SBL Handbook of Style for Biblical Studies and Related Disciplines, eds. Billie
Jean Collins et al., 2d ed. (Atlanta: SBL Press, 2014), supplemented where nec-
essary by The Oxford Classical Dictionary, eds., Simon Hornblower and Antony
Spawforth, 4th ed. (Oxford: Oxford University Press, 2012). Other abbreviations
are as follows:
[Patient 2:] Oh, no! Oh, no! You and everybody else will not refrain me [sic]
from being God because I’m God and I’m going to be God! I was the first
in the world and I created the world. No one made me.3
[Patient 3:] People can use the same Bible but some of them will worship
Jesus Christ instead of worshipping God through Jesus Christ.
[Patient 1:] We worship both.
[Patient 3:] I don’t worship you, I worship God Almighty through you, and
through him, and him.
[Patient 1:] You oughta worship me, I’ll tell you that!
[Patient 3:] I will not worship you! You’re a creature! You better live your
own life and wake up to the facts.
[Patient 1:] (shouting) I’m living my life. You don’t wake up! You can’t
wake up!
[Patient 2:] No two men are Jesus Christs.
[Patient 3:] You hear mechanical voices.
[Patient 1:] You don’t get it right. I don’t care what you call it. I hear natural
voices. I hear to heaven. I hear all over.
[Patient 2:] I’m going back to England.
[Patient 3:] Sir, if the good Lord wills only.
[Patient 2:] Good Lord! I’m the good Lord!
[Patient 3:] That’s your belief, sir.4
Such banter might seem comic at first glance. Yet this initial response might only
mask deeper emotions of pity, fear, and dread. To most readers, such conversa-
tions represent delusions of the worst kind. Identifying with deity, or a particular
god, seems to be the very height of insanity.
Yet insanity is both a psychological diagnosis and a social judgment. We call
insane the man who says that he is Jesus, yet Paul—the first Christian writer
known by name—said, “I no longer live; Christ lives in me.” Paul claimed that
he had been crucified with Christ (Gal 2:19–20), but he is not judged men-
tally ill. And why? In part, at least, it is because he is an authority in communi-
ties dedicated to interpreting and normalizing his sometimes mad or—at least
maddening—claims. “We are fools for Christ” (1 Cor 4:10).
Rokeach named his study The Three Christs of Ypsilanti—Ypsilanti being the
name of the psychiatric hospital where the three men met. In actuality, the men
related fairly cordially when the issue of their identity was not raised. One man,
the youngest (patient 3), significantly changed his sense of identity, assuming
Introduction 3
the more humble name of “Dr. Righteous Idealed Dung Sir Simplis Christianus
[sic]”—or simply “Dung.”5 Needless to say, these men did not help each other
regain their sanity.6
A figure worth comparing to the three Christs is the ancient physician
Menecrates of Syracuse (flourished 359–336 bce). Menecrates seemed to many
of his contemporaries—and to some modern researchers—as something of a bad
joke. Otto Weinreich, the only scholar to devote a monograph to the Syracusan
physician, wrote, “Concerning him [Menecrates], the diagnosis can in fact only
be μανία [madness].”7 Indeed, the whole second part of Weinreich’s monograph is
devoted to a psychiatric diagnosis of Menecrates.
Menecrates believed that he was a god, and in particular the Greek God Zeus.
Athenaeus of Naucratis (late second century ce) gives the fullest (though hostile)
report:
We learn from the Suda that Menecrates required no money from those he
healed.9 Instead, he had his patients sign a contract professing their full loyalty to
him. Whether they became actual “slaves” of Menecrates is doubtful. Greek gods
did not make slaves of their devotees. Moreover, these devotees, like Menecrates,
took on the names of particular gods, and began to wear their characteristic
regalia.10
Menecrates’s success at healing was extraordinary. The philosopher Plutarch
tells us that the Syracusan healed people who were given up as hopeless.11 The
healings produced a profound sense of gratitude in those who had received re-
newed life. This gratitude is linked to Menecrates’s rationale for claiming to be
Zeus. The report of Athenaeus, quoted above, continues:
And he [Menecrates] wrote a letter to Philip the king [of Macedon, father
of Alexander the Great] as follows: “Menecrates Zeus to Philip. Greetings.
You rule over Macedon, while I rule over the medical art. You indeed are
able when you please to destroy those who are healthy, while I am able to
preserve those who are ill and offer to the robust and healthy who obey me
life until old age. Therefore the Macedonians serve as bodyguards for you,
while for me it is those who are going to live. For I, Zeus, provide them life.12
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The letter is a vaunt, to be sure, but the logic is that of a sound mind. “Already
from Hesiod, then from Aeschylus, Plato, [and] Euripides,” comments Weinreich,
“we recognize the etymology of the name ‘Zeus,’ which explains the accusative
Zēn [Zeus] … through the verb zēn [to live] … and in Zeus sees the god who
bestows life on all, the god di hon zōmen [on account of whom we live].”13 In
short, Menecrates gave his patients what no other being besides Zeus could give.14
He gave them life.15
The case of Menecrates illustrates the complexity of self-deifying claims. Here
we have a doctor who, far from being insane, heals others from a horrible neuro-
logical disorder. He claims to be Zeus, but only insofar as he causes people to live
(zēn). His participation in the power of the high God allows him to participate
in the God’s persona. Despite hostile sources, Menecrates cannot be passed off as
delusional. To call him mad explains nothing and undercuts the search for knowl-
edge before it begins.
There is a yet deeper problem that dogs research on self-deification. In a
Christian culture, to call oneself a god is not only mad but also blasphemous. To
call someone mad is to dismiss them; to call someone a blasphemer is to focus all
the community’s attention and hostile emotion upon him. The blasphemer must
be dealt with—usually by execution or violent exorcism. It is this impulse toward
exorcism that undermines the academic study of self-deification even more
than the claim of insanity. For in this case—even in a nonsectarian academic
environment—religious ideology determines from the outset what one thinks
about the topic, if it is considered worthy of thought at all.
For any neutral study of self-deification, then, one must learn to forget what
religious ideologues and moralists of every age have emphasized—that the self-
deifier is the greatest example of pride and human fallenness. All of this is myth,
and our myth—a myth we must no longer assume but subject to rigorous analysis.
We do so first by an act of purification that wipes the slate of knowledge clean and
patiently begins again at the beginning.
Definition
What is self-deification? Simply put, it is the claim to be a god or a divine being.
In ancient society, such a claim is fairly rare in “real life.” (This remains true today
outside of psychiatric wards.) Instead, divine claims, inscribed in texts, are more
often attributed to mythical figures. Queen Alcyone and King Ceÿx, for instance,
referred to themselves as Hera and Zeus. Zeus cast his thunderbolt at Ceÿx’s ship,
and he perished at sea. When Alcyone heard of this, she hurled herself into the
ocean and drowned as well. The gods who witnessed the tragedy transformed
them both into “halcyon” birds.16 Salmoneus, king of Elis, said that he was Zeus
Introduction 5
and transferred the God’s sacrifices to himself. To prove his mastery over light-
ning and thunder, Salmoneus dragged bronze kettles tied to his chariot and flung
flaming torches into the sky. But he himself was blasted by Zeus’s thunderbolt.17
In these stories, we see what is typical in self-deification myths: a claim to be
divine is made in direct relation to an incumbent superior deity. The superior
deity, whether active or otiose, is often portrayed as threatened by the self-deifier.
How the issue is resolved depends upon the particular myth. The new candidate’s
claim to divinity can be validated or not; it can be considered true or not. What
is important for the definition, however, is the act of ascribing deity to oneself.
Self-deification was and remains an important mythic theme for ancient Jews
and Christians. It recurs at key moments in their mythic history—appearing in
central figures like Lucifer (or Satan); the first human Adam; the second Adam,
Christ; and Christianity’s first archenemy, Simon of Samaria. In this pattern, the
hero or antihero claims, by deed or word, to be a god or a divine being. There is typ-
ically a rising action: the exaltation of the self-deifier. The result is either reversal or
vindication. The antihero quickly plunges into hell. The hero, however, is justified
and rises to the stars. In these dramas, there are standard character types. The high
God plays the role of the supreme king; the people of God are his loyal subjects.
The self-deifier dons the mask of either God’s loyal son or the ultimate rebel.
One could conceive of the self-deifier as a kind of theomach, or “god-fighter.”18
A theomach opposes a deity in open war, or contemptuously denies the exis-
tence and power of the gods. Heracles, it is said, once sunk an arrow into the god
Hades,19 King Mezentius despised all gods,20 and Capaneus prayed to his right
hand as the only present divinity.21
But the self-deifier is a more complex figure than the theomach. Sometimes
the self-deifier does not fight against the high God at all. Often, he is part of God’s
army—or even serves as God’s commander-in-chief. He is not impious, but blessed;
not cursed, but acquitted of all pride. It must be stressed, then, that there are two
kinds of self-deification myths: the self-deifier as God’s opponent or as God’s ally.
Summary
These, then, are the two types of self-deification: the self-deifier as rebel, and the
self-deifier as hero. If the self-deifier is a rebel, he tends to represent consummate
Introduction 7
disorder, a disorder usually restored with shock and awe by a higher divine power.
If the self-deifier is a hero, he arrives to restore his father’s order in a world of
ignorance and wrongdoing. The fates of the two self-deifiers are fundamentally
different. The rebel is eventually shunned and exorcised from the cosmos, while
the hero—though persecuted—finally rises to the stars.
Topic
One could study myths of self-deification in a variety of cultures. The myths com-
pared in this study all derive from the culture of the ancient Near East and the
broader Mediterranean world. The myths can be classified as biblical, although
not all of them found their way into the Jewish and Christian canons. They de-
veloped in a specific era in time: roughly from the sixth century bce to the third
century ce. In large part, the myths are Jewish, or inspired by Jewish sources.
Beginning in the first century ce, Christians adopted the mythic theme of self-
deification from the broader Jewish culture. In part, they modified the myth so
that it could also fit their hero ( Jesus). As a whole, however, Christian myths of
self-deification remain very Jewish in color—even when turned against the Jews.32
Roadmap
The self-deifying figures studied here are six: the primal human in Ezekiel 28,
Lucifer in Isaiah 14, Yaldabaoth in gnostic mythology, Jesus in the gospel of John,
Simon of Samaria, and the gnostic Allogenes in his eponymous book (NHC XI,3).
The first three are classified as self-deifying rebels; the latter three fit the hero
type of self-deification myth. Consequently, the present study has two parts: the
self-deifier as rebel (Part I) and the self-deifier as hero (Part II). No evolutionary
scheme between these two types is posited. Both kinds of self-deification myth
existed simultaneously in a relation of mutual influence and interaction.
Theory
Undergirding the book is a consistent theoretical outlook. All the self-deifiers
studied here are viewed as mythic constructions, key players in the larger world
of Jewish and Christian mythology. Following Bruce Lincoln, myth is under-
stood as “ideology in narrative form.”35 Myths of self-deification encode social,
political, and religious ideologies rooted in concrete histories. All the same,
myths do not support simply one ideology. Highlighted here are the diverse,
conflicting, often ambiguous meanings of self-deification myths.36
Myths, it is assumed, are political. They are not about a disconnected, sacred
realm. Nor do they “tell us nothing instructive about the order of the world, the
nature of reality, or the origin and destiny of mankind.”37 To be sure, myths aim
at anonymity and thus try to conceal their position(s). Nonetheless, myths are
deeply situated stories aimed to persuade and condition their audiences’ percep-
tions of both history and reality.38 Mythmakers readily modify and reshape tradi-
tional tales to explain, justify, and naturalize current sociopolitical arrangements.
Their myths provide preexisting cultural hierarchies and taxonomies with an
aura of ontological necessity. They define what fundamentally is or must be with
regard to the world, the divine, and humanity.39
Mythmaking is at least partially “ideal-making,” a process in which ideal types
function to reproduce and generate social values.40 Such ideals are both models of
and models for reality.41 They help construct a reality that has a normative value for
the mythmaking and myth-maintaining community. Myths are not false stories, but
neither are they true in an absolute sense. One can describe them as tales with surplus
authority. Myths are so saturated with facticity that, in many cases, they are not ques-
tioned or understood as myths at all. They accrue authority because they are both tra-
ditional (passed on in a community) and widely believed (though not necessarily in
a literal sense).42 Biblical myths have the additional clout afforded by canonization.
Because myths can be modified—often regularly and purposefully—they
belong to “a volatile field of contestation, within which multiple variants jockey
Introduction 9
for acceptance, each one of them situated, partial, and self-interested.”43 Myths of
self-deification are especially “arenas for ideological contestation,”44 because they
deal with figures that—depending on the values of the mythmakers—are either
glorified or demonized, subtly imitated or violently denounced. Myths of self-
deification encourage different attitudes and encode multiple messages—some of
them inverting (and subverting) previous mythmaking.
Outline
This book tells the story of at least three inversions. Most Jewish and Christian
self-deification myths follow the rebel type: the self-deifier who rebels against the
high God and meets a horrible doom (chapters 1–2). This pattern was inverted
when Christian Gnostics made the Jewish deity Yahweh (dubbed “Yaldabaoth”)
the first self-deifier who rebels against a higher God (chapter 3).
The self-deifying hero (in this case, Jesus) is a second inversion of the rebel
type. Unlike the Synoptic gospels, the gospel of John presents Jesus as openly
claiming to be divine. He boldly declares “I Am” (a designation representing
Yahweh’s eternality and most sacred name) (chapter 4). In Simonian mythology,
Simon of Samaria makes a similar claim by calling himself “the Standing One”
(or eternal God). Instead of being worshiped, however, Simon is pilloried by
Christian mythmakers as the first heretic and anti-apostle (chapter 5).
The book of Allogenes, in turn, inverts this type of heresiological mythmak-
ing. Allogenes, the paradigm gnostic, shows that self-deification, though real, is
not rebellion against God. Instead, self-deification is an act of self-realization and
self-creation willed and welcomed by the primal deity.
“I Am a God.”
The Primal Human as Primeval Self-d eifier
Introduction
In Jewish myth, humankind’s desire for divinity started human history. The ser-
pent promised godhood to the first couple if they ate of the tree of knowledge
(Gen 3:5). Without eating, humanity would still be a child in a timeless fairy-tale
garden. But once the fruit was bitten, Adam became human as we know it, and
the father of humanity. Paradoxically, the primal human also became a god, or
godlike enough to necessitate his forced removal from paradise (Gen 3:22). In
his ancient act of self-determination, Adam showed what being a god means: a
boundary breaker, a transgressor of externally imposed limitations, one whose
mind was mature (knowing evil, good, and all that lies between). Ironically,
Yahweh exiled Adam so that the newborn god would die.1
Genesis 3 does not proffer a myth of self-deification, as Adam does not claim
to be a god (or God). There exists, however, another Adam myth that does fea-
ture a self-deifying claim. It is found in the book of Ezekiel, most likely com-
posed during Judah’s Babylonian exile (in the sixth century bce). In this variant
of the myth, the primal human did not approach divinity by transgressing a divine
command. Instead, he was born divine. Colossal in size, studded with gems, and
walking amid stones of fire, the first human knew his own divinity and openly
proclaimed it.2
This myth of the primal human is embedded in two oracles decreed against
the ruler of Tyre (an ancient city on the coast of modern Lebanon). It is unlikely
that Ezekiel invented this myth, or merely retooled it from the traditions that
would inform Genesis. Instead, Ezekiel used a preexisting myth to lend a sense of
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Historical Setting
Ezekiel, a Judahite priest, was already exiled in Babylon when Nebuchadnezzar’s
armies demolished Jerusalem (586 bce).4 After the destruction, the Babylonian
army reeled north and laid siege to Tyre for some thirteen years (ca. 586–73
bce).5 The Tyrian citadel could endure so long because it was founded on an
island, with high walls and a strong navy. In his oracles against Tyre, Ezekiel
showed no awareness that the siege was broken off or that the Tyrian king had
survived. Logically, then, scholars have dated the original oracles to within the
period of the siege.6
On the plane of history, the oracles in Ezekiel 28 are directed against a human
figure: Tyre’s tyrant.7 The second oracle is a dirge. To sing a dirge over someone as-
sumes the death of the subject (who can offer no rejoinder). Although the king of
Tyre was not in fact dead, the use of the past tense indicates the prophet’s certainty
about divine judgment. The king of Tyre is, to use the expression, “dead meat.”
Ezekiel previously described Tyre as a wrecked boat (27:26), sunk in the
depths of the sea (v. 34). The Tyrian citadel is portrayed as “laid waste” (26:19),
a bare rock utterly “vanished from the seas” (v. 17). From what we know histori-
cally, however, Tyre’s defenses held and the Tyrian king Ithobaal III survived the
siege. Ezekiel later acknowledged this point: “King Nebuchadnezzar of Babylon
made his army labor hard against Tyre … yet neither he nor his army got any-
thing” (Ezek 29:18).8 In these words, as David L. Petersen notes, “One senses
Ezekiel’s … frustration that a neighboring nation could avoid the fate that Judah
had suffered.”9
Petersen’s comment hints at the larger psychological and theological context
of Ezekiel. Judah’s exile was a terrible blow to aristocratic Judahites (not least
Ezekiel himself ). They were the captive vanguard in the first wave of deporta-
tions to Babylon. Theologically, they believed that Yahweh had promised them
the land of Israel, and that he himself had chosen to dwell there as their national
god. Yahweh’s failure to protect his people had resulted in a sense of collective
disorientation and confusion.
Ezekiel rose to the task of defending Yahweh, of reconstructing Israel’s mythic
world. In the world of his poetry, the prophet’s imagination vastly extended the
scope of Yahweh’s sovereignty and military power.10 Yahweh was innocent. It was
the exiled people, the prophet claimed, who were responsible for their exile. In
“I Am a God.” The Primal Human as Primeval Self-deifier 15
turn, Ezekiel pinned the blame for Jerusalem’s destruction on the Judahites re-
maining in the land.
Literary Setting
The oracles against Tyre are part of a larger section of Ezekiel commonly called
“The Oracles against the Nations” (Ezek 25–32). Similar oracles are found in
the other Major Prophets (Isaiah 13–21, 23; Jeremiah 46–51). Their arrange-
ment in Ezekiel makes them the center of the book. The oracles lie between a
premonition of Jerusalem’s final fall (Ezek 24:25–27), and the actual announce-
ment of its collapse (33:21)—greatly intensifying the suspense. Judahites were
forced to acknowledge Yahweh’s tragic destruction of their capital. In the
meantime, however, they eagerly beheld Yahweh’s explosive campaign against
other nations.
Ezekiel delivered four main oracles against Tyre and its king. In Ezekiel 26–
27, a judgment oracle is followed by a dirge. In the next chapter, the structure of
judgment oracle plus dirge is repeated. Greg Goering argues that the judgment
oracle (28:1–10) and funeral dirge (28:11–19) should be read together due to the-
matic, linguistic, and structural links.11 The oracles were certainly read together
in antiquity. The earliest Greek Bible (or Septuagint) and the canonical Hebrew
(Masoretic) text present distinct versions of the oracles that have undergone sepa-
rate editing.12 In this chapter, we adhere to the Masoretic version, with a mini-
mum of emendation.
Yahweh addresses the king of Tyre:
Because your mind was exalted, and you said, “I am god; I dwell in the
dwelling of gods, in the heart of the seas”—though you are human and not
god, still you make your mind like the mind of a god.
Behold, you are wiser than Danel!13 No secret is dark to you! By your
wisdom and by your understanding you have made yourself rich. You set
gold and silver in your treasuries. In the surplus of your wisdom and by
your trafficking, you have a surplus of wealth. Now your heart is exalted
because of your wealth.
Therefore thus Lord Yahweh has spoken: Because you make your heart
like the heart of a god, for this reason—watch out—I am bringing foreign-
ers upon you—terrifying peoples. They will unsheathe their sword against
the beauty of your wisdom, and defile your splendor. To the pit they will
bring you down! Then you will die the death of the defiled in the heart of
the seas. Will you say, “I am a god”14 in the presence of your killer?15 But
you are human and not a god in the hands of those who stab you! The
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death of the uncircumcised you will die by the hands of foreigners. For
I have spoken! Oracle of Lord Yahweh.
This oracle presents some of the most violent rhetoric in all of the Hebrew Bible.
The autocratic tone befits a king dispatching a sovereign and irreversible decree.
At the same time, however, it hints at the frailty of Yahweh’s claim to sole divinity.
As Yahweh in Genesis (3:22) was threatened by Adam, who was “like one of us”
(that is, like one of the gods of the divine council), so he seems threatened by the
primal human in Ezekiel 28. Indeed, the ultimate threat to a jealous god is another
being who claims to be god.
Mythological Setting
It is a stroke of good fortune that Ezekiel used a prior myth to croon the demise of
Tyre’s tyrant.16 His mock dirge, addressed to the Tyrian prince, resumes:
You were a seal, an image,17 full of wisdom and abounding in beauty. You
were in Eden, the garden of God. Every precious stone was your cover-
ing: carnelian, topaz and moonstone; beryl, onyx, and jasper; sapphire,
ruby, and emerald.18 Gold was the work of your settings and your sockets.
They were established on the day of your birth.
You were a cherub, stretched out and overshadowing; and I set you on
the holy mountain. You were a god. You roamed amidst stones of fire. You
were perfect in your pathways from the day of your birth until iniquity was
found in you.
In the surplus of your trafficking, you filled19 your midst with violence.
Then you sinned, and I profaned20 you from the mount of God. I de-
stroyed you, overshadowing cherub, from amidst the stones of fire! Your
heart was exalted by your beauty. You corrupted your wisdom for the sake
of your splendor.
I thrust you to earth! Before the kings I set you, to make you an object
of their gaze. In the surplus of your guilty acts, by the injustice of your traf-
ficking, you profaned your sanctuaries. Then I brought out fire from your
insides. It devoured you. I made you ash upon the earth in the eyes of all
who see you. All who knew you among the peoples were appalled at you.
You became a fatality; you are nothing forevermore!
The myth resembles the one told of Adam in the Garden of Eden, but it is clearly a
different version than the one in Genesis 3. What exactly triggered the memory of
this myth is uncertain. Perhaps it was a bit of Tyrian patriotism: the idea that Tyre
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which we have the vanity to hope is not entirely blotted out from the
recollection of our readers, was intended as the first of a series of
dissertations, in which we design to apply the beauties of the figures of the
grammarians to the purposes of real life. We are very strongly tempted to
pursue this design, when we reflect upon the advantages which have
already been the result of the above-mentioned treatise. We are assured,
from the most indisputable authority, that the number of the specimens of
that most admirable figure exhibited by our schoolfellows in the exercises
of the ensuing week was without precedent in the annals of Etonian
literature. We have no doubt but those apt scholars who have so readily
profited by our recommendation of the Bathos, as far as regards
composition, will, at no very distant period, make the same use of this
inestimable figure in the regulation of their disposition. But it is time to quit
this topic, and to enter upon the second of our proposed series: “A Treatise
on the Practical Asyndeton.”
First, then, as in duty and in gallantry bound, we must construe this hard
word. The figure Asyndeton, in grammar, is that by which conjunctions are
omitted, and an unconnected appearance given to the sentence, which is
frequently inexpressibly beautiful. Who is there of our rising orators who
has not glowed with all the inspiration of a Roman, when fancy echoes in
his ears the brief, the unconnected, and energetic thunders of the Consul,
“Abiit, excessit, evasit, erupit?” What reader of tragedy does not
sympathize with the Orosmane of Voltaire, when, upon the receipt of the
billet from Zayre, his anxiety bursts out in those beautifully unconnected
expressions—
Donne!—qui la porte?—donne!
The use of connecting particles in either of these cases would have
ruined everything. They would have destroyed the majesty of Cicero, and
reduced to the level of an every-day novelist the simple tenderness of
Orosmane.
The use of this figure, however, is not confined to particular sentences or
expressions. It sometimes pervades the five acts of what is miscalled a
regular drama, or spreads an uncertain transparent gleam over the otherwise
insupportable sameness of some inexplicable epic. Numberless are the
writers who have been indebted to its assistance; but our own, our immortal
countryman, Shakespeare, preserves an undisputed station at the head of the
list. Fettered by no imitation, but the imitation of Nature; bound down to no
rules but the vivid conceptions of an untutored, self-working genius, he
hurries us from place to place with the velocity of a torrent; we appear to be
carried on by a rushing stream, which conveys our boat so rapidly in its
eddies, that we pass through a thousand scenes, and are unable to observe
for a moment the abruptness with which the changes are effected.
Our modern farce-writers have, with laudable emulation, followed the
example of this great master of the stage; but as in their use of this figure
they possess the audacity without the genius of the bard they imitate, they
cannot prevent us from perceiving the frequent Asyndeton in place, in plot,
or in character. The beauty of the countries to which they introduce us is not
such as to withdraw us from the contemplation of the outrageously
miraculous manner in which we were transported to them.
We have delayed the reader quite long enough with this preliminary
discussion, and will now enter at once upon our main subject: the
Asyndeton in life.
We should imagine that few of our readers are ignorant of the charms of
novelty; few have lived through their boyhood and their youth without
experiencing the disgust which a too frequent repetition of the same
pleasure infallibly produces. There is in novelty a charm, the want of which
no other qualification can in any degree compensate. The most studied
viands for the gratification of the appetite please us when first we enjoy
them, but the enjoyment becomes tasteless by repetition, and the crambe
repetita of satiety provokes nausea instead of exciting desire. Thus it is in
other and weightier matters. The pleasures which we first devoured with
avidity lose much of their relish when they recur a second time, and are
mere gall and wormwood to us when their sweets have become familiar to
our taste. A common every-day character, although its possessor may enjoy
abundance of worth and good sense, makes no impression on our minds;
but the novelty of capricious beauty or uncultivated genius finds a sure road
to our hearts.
This is something too long for a digression; but novelty is a very pretty
theme, and must be our excuse. We will return forthwith to our subject.
Since novelty then has so much weight in influencing the judgment, or at
least the prejudices of mankind, it is right that this most desirable
qualification should not be neglected by young persons on their début upon
the stage of life; we must be masters of this excellence before we can
expect to shine in any other; we must be new before we can hope to be
amusing.
Now the figure which we have been discussing, or rather the figure
which we ought to have been discussing, is the very essence and
quintessence of novelty. It is perpetually bringing before our eyes old
scenes in a new form, old friends in a new dress, old recollections in a new
imagery: it is the cayenne of life; and from it the dishes, which would
without it cloy and disgust, derive a perpetual variety of taste and pungency.
It takes from the scenes we so often witness their unpleasing uniformity,
and gives to our mortal career an air of romance which is inexpressibly
amusing. All ranks of persons may alike derive benefit from it. By its use
the charms of the beauty become more irresistible, the exploits of the
general more astonishing, the character of the rake more excusable. It gives
in an equal degree pleasure to those who behold, and advantage to those
who practise it.
How then is it to be practised? The manner and the method are
sufficiently obvious. Never wear to-morrow the same character, or the same
dress, that you wore to-day. Be, if you can, puncto mobilis horæ. Be red one
hour, and pale the next; vary your temper, your appearance, your language,
your manners, unceasingly. Let not your studies or your amusements
continue the same for a week together. Skim over the surface of everything,
and be deep in nothing; you may think a little, read a little, gamble a little:
but you must not think deep, read deep, or play deep. In short, be
everything and nothing; the butterfly in life, tasting every flower, and
tasting only to leave it.
Do you think too much is required? Far from it. Antiquity has handed
down to us a character possessed, in a most transcendent degree, of all the
qualifications we have exacted. We always like to get an example or two
from antiquity, because it looks learned. Alcibiades then we can safely
propose as a model for all juvenile practitioners in the Asyndeton. Was he
grave one day? He laughed the next. Was he an orator one day? He was a
buffoon the next. Was he a Greek one day? He was a Persian the next. To
sum up his character: he was skilled in every profession; an amateur in
every fashion; adorned by every virtue; made infamous by every vice. He
moralized like a philosopher, jested like a mountebank, fought like a hero,
lied like a scoundrel, lived like a knowing one, and died like a fool.
We assert, and we defy the soundest sophist in the world to contradict us,
that these mixed characters obtain and preserve a greater portion of the
admiration of the world, than more consistent and less interesting
personages. We wonder not at the uniformity of the fixed star, but our
imagination is actively employed upon the unusual appearance of the
comet. Thus the man of firm and unchangeable steadiness of principle
receives our esteem, and is forgotten; while the meteoric appearance of
inconsistent eccentricity takes instant hold of our admiration, and is
decorated with ten thousand indescribable attractions by the proper exercise
of the Asyndeton.
But why do we dilate so much upon the authority of Alcibiades? It has
been the almost invariable practice of all great men, in all ages, to pay
particular attention to the cultivation of this figure. What a prodigy of the
Asyndeton was Alexander! His father Philip may have had more science,
perhaps more bottom; but the eccentricities of Alexander, the extraordinary
rapidity with which he changed the ring for the gin-shop, and laid down the
thunder-bolt of Ammon to assume the quart-pot of Hercules, have given,
and will preserve to him, the first leaf in the good books of the young and
the hasty.
Are we not more delighted by the capricious mutability of Queen Bess
than by the moral uniformity of Queen Anne? Is it not a pleasing marvel,
and a marvellous pleasure, to look at the last days of Oliver Cromwell,
when the usurper, perpetually stretched upon the tenterhooks of conscience,
dared not travel the same road twice, nor sleep two nights following in the
same bed? Spirit of mutability, what pranks must thou have played with the
Protector!
Since these are the charms of the Asyndeton, it is not surprising that the
poets should have so frequently thrown a spice of it into the characters of
their heroes. Putting Fingal and Æneas out of the way, we have no hero of
any importance who can make pretensions to a consistency in perfection;
and even the latter of these trips occasionally into the Asyndeton; especially
when he puts off his usual denominations of pius or pater, in order to be
simply Dux Trojanus at the court of Queen Dido. As for Achilles, his whole
life, magno si quicquam credis Homero, is an Asyndeton. He is equally a
warrior and a ballad-singer, a prince and a cook. To-day he cuts up oxen,
and to-morrow he cuts up Trojans. In battle he is as stout a glutton as ever
peeled at Moulsey Hurst. At supper he is as hungry a glutton as ever sat
down to a turtle. Homer has been blamed for the faults of his hero. For our
part we think, with his defenders, that the character which aims with
success at perfection, aims in vain at interest; and the feats of Achilles
appear to us to derive much of their lustre from the Asyndeton which
pervades them. Aware of the charm which a character receives from the use
of this figure, modern writers have followed, in this point, the example of
their great forerunner, and have thrown into the characters of most of their
heroes a particle of this fascinating inconsistency. Hence we have the
soldier of Flodden Field, something between a freebooter and a knight—
Now forging scrolls, now foremost in the fight,
Not quite a felon, yet but half a knight.
Now, for the instruction of our readers in this elegant, nay, necessary
accomplishment, we must begin by observing that the Asyndeton may be
practised in various manners and matters. There is the Asyndeton in actions,
the Asyndeton in dress, and the Asyndeton in conversation. The first of
these is adapted to the capacities of promising young men, who have some
talent, some wit, and just sufficient vanity to render both of no service. The
second is very proper to be used by the lady with little beauty, who wishes
to be brillante; and the third is equally suitable to the lady with little wit,
who wishes to be piquante. We have made our treatise so prolix, and
indulged in such frequent digressions, that we fear our description will be
considered a specimen of the figure we are describing; we will therefore
briefly conclude this, as we concluded our former essay, by throwing
together a few promiscuous specimens of the Asyndeton, in the above
classes of its professors:—
William Mutable.—Jan. 31, 1820, left Cambridge a wrangler.—Feb. 12, studied “Fancy”
with Jackson.—March 10, entered the “Bachelors’ Club.”—April 1, married! the day was
ominous.
Charles Random.—Feb. 20, 1820, bought a commission.—26th ditto, entered himself of
the Temple.—March 1, entered the Church, and sported a wig.—March 6, left off the wig
and fell in love.—March 20, despaired, and turned Quaker.—March 30, caught a fever by
dancing.—Feb. 1, quite recovered.—Feb. 2, died.
Sophia Mellon.—First Masquerade in the season, a Venus.—2nd, a Vesta.—3rd, a
Georgian.—4th, a Gipsy.
Laura Voluble.—Seven o’clock, talking morality with the Doctor.—Eight, nonsense with
the Captain.—Nine, Greek with the pedant.—Ten, love with the Poet.—Eleven,—Silent!
—This was the most marvellous change of all, and Laura is without a rival in the
Practical Asyndeton.
ON HAIR-DRESSING.
We intend, with the permission of Mr. John Smith, to present our readers
with a few observations upon Hair-dressing. Before we enter upon this
topic, which we shall certainly treat capitally, we must assure the
respectable individual above alluded to, that it is our intention in no respect
to assume to ourselves the shears which he has so long and so successfully
wielded. We should be sorry to encroach upon the privileges, or to step into
the shoes, of so respectable a member of the community. We have a real
veneration for his pointed scissors, and his no less pointed narratives,
although our ears are occasionally outraged by both, since the first deal
occasionally in the Tmesis, and the latter more frequently in the hyperbole.
Long may he continue in the undisturbed possession of those rights which
he so deservedly enjoys; long may he continue to restore its youthful polish
to the whiskered lip, and to prune with tonsoric scythe the luxuriance of our
capillary excrescences:
The last paragraph is from the pen of Allen Le Blanc. We must pull him
down from his high horse, and remount our ambling hobby. As we
observed, it is not our intention to provoke any competition or comparison
with Mr. J. Smith in the science of hair-dressing. We shall treat of a branch
of the profession totally distinct from that which is exercised by the worthy
tortor, or distortor of curls. We propose to discuss hair-dressing as a test of
character, and to show how you may guess at the contents of the inside of
the head by an inspection of the cultivation of the outside of it.
The difficulty we experience in reading the hearts of men is a trite
subject of declamation. We find some men celebrated for their
discrimination of character, while others are in the same proportion blamed
for their want of it. The country maiden has no means of looking into the
intentions of her adorer until she has been unfeelingly deserted; and the
town pigeon has no means of scrutinizing the honour of his Greek until he
has been bit for a thousand. These are lamentable, and, alas! frequent cases.
The prescriptions of the regular philosophers have had but little effect in the
prevention of them. The idea of Horace, torquere mero quem perspexisse
laborant, has but little influence, since the illiterate, who are most
frequently in want of assistance, have seldom the cash requisite to procure
the necessary merum. Allow us then to recommend our nostrum.
Think of the trouble we shall save if our proposal is adopted! We doubt
not but it might be carried into execution to so great an extent that one
might find a sharp genius in a sharp comb, and trace the intricacies of a
distorted imagination through the intricacies of a distorted curl. Perfumes
and manners might be studied together, and a Cavendish and a character
might be scrutinized by one and the same glance.
Do not be alarmed at the importance we attach to a head of hair; Homer
would never have attributed to one of his warriors the perpetual epithet of
Yellow-haired, if he had not seen in the expression something more than a
mere external ornament; nor would Pope have
“Tempora certa.”—Hor.
“Not at home,” said her ladyship’s footman, with the usual air of
nonchalance, which says, “You know I am lying, but—n’importe!”
“Not at home,” I repeated to myself, as I sauntered from the door in a
careless fit of abstractedness. “Not at Home!”—how universally practised is
this falsehood! Of what various, and what powerful import? Is there any
one who has not been preserved from annoyance by its adoption? Is there
any one who has not rejoiced, or grieved, or smiled, or sighed at the sound
of “Not at Home?” No! everybody (that is everybody who has any
pretensions to the title of somebody) acknowledges the utility and
advantages of these three little words. To them the lady of ton is indebted
for the undisturbed enjoyment of her vapours, the philosopher for the
preservation of solitude and study, the spendthrift for the repulse of the
importunate dun.
It is true that the constant use of this sentence savours somewhat of a
false French taste, which I hope never to see engrafted upon our true
English feeling. But in this particular who will not excuse this imitation of
our refined neighbours? Who will so far give up the enviable privilege of
making his house his castle, as to throw open the gates upon the first
summons of inquisitive impertinence or fashionable intrusion? The
“morning calls” of the dun and the dandy, the belle and the bailiff, the poet
and the petitioner, appear to us a species of open hostility carried on against
our comfort and tranquillity; and, as all stratagems are fair in war, we find
no fault with the ingenious device which fortifies us against these insidious
attacks.
While I was engaged in this mental soliloquy, a carriage drove up to
Lady Mortimer’s door, and a footman in a most appallingly splendid livery
roused me from a reverie by a thundering knock. “Not at Home!” was the
result of the application. Half a dozen cards were thrust from the window;
and, after due inquiries after her ladyship’s cold, and her ladyship’s
husband’s cold, and her ladyship’s lap-dog’s cold, the carriage resumed its
course, and so did my cogitations. “What,” said I to myself, “would have
been the visitor’s perplexity, if this brief formula were not in use?” She
must have got out of her carriage; an exertion which would ill accord with
the vis inertiæ[4] (excuse Latin in a schoolboy) of a lady, or she must have
given up her intention of leaving her card at a dozen houses to which she is
now hastening, or she must have gone to dinner even later than fashionable
punctuality requires! Equally annoying would the visit have proved to the
lady of the house. She might have been obliged to throw “The Abbot” into
the drawer, or to call the children from the nursery. Is she taciturn? She
might have been compelled to converse. Is she talkative? She might have
been compelled to hold her tongue: or, in all probability, she sees her
friends to-night, and it would be hard indeed if she were not allowed to be
“Not at Home” till ten at night, when from that time she must be “At
Home” till three in the morning.
A knock again recalled me from my abstraction. Upon looking up, I
perceived an interesting youth listening with evident mortification to the
“Not at Home” of the porter. “Not at Home!” he muttered to himself, as he
retired. “What am I to think? She has denied herself these three days!” and,
with a most loverlike sigh, he passed on his way. Here again what an
invaluable talisman was found in “Not at Home!” The idol of his affections
was perhaps at that moment receiving the incense of adoration from
another, possibly a more favoured votary: perhaps she was balancing, in the
solitude of her boudoir, between the Vicar’s band and the Captain’s
epaulettes; or weighing the merits of Gout with a plum, on the one side,
against those of Love with a shilling, on the other. Or, possibly, she was
sitting unprepared for conquest, unadorned by cosmetic aid, rapt up in
dreams of to-night’s assembly, where her face will owe the evening’s
unexpected triumph to the assistance of the morning’s “Not at Home.”
Another knock! Another “Not at Home!” A fat tradesman, with all the
terrors of authorized impertinence written legibly on his forehead, was
combating with pertinacious resolution the denial of a valet. “The Captain’s
not at home,” said the servant. “I saw him at the window,” cried the other.
“I can’t help that,” resumed the laced Cerberus, “he’s not at home.”
The foe was not easily repulsed, and seemed disposed to storm. I was in
no little fear for the security of “the castle,” but the siege was finally raised.
The enemy retreated, sending forth from his half-closed teeth many threats,
intermingled with frequent mention of a powerful ally in the person of
Lawyer Shark. “Here,” said I, resuming my meditations, “here is another
instance of the utility of my theme. Without it, the noble spirit of this
disciple of Mars would have been torn away from reflections on twenty-
pounders by a demand for twenty pounds; from his pride in the King’s
Commission, by his dread of the King’s Bench. Perhaps he is at this
moment entranced in dreams of charges of horse and foot! He might have
been roused by a charge for boots and shoes. In fancy he is at the head of
serried columns of warriors! His eyes might have been opened upon
columns of shillings and pence. In fancy he is disposing of crowns!
Horrible thought! he might have been awakened to the recollection that he
has not half-a crown in the world!”
I had now reached the door of a friend, whom, to say the truth, I
designed to dun for an article. Coming in the capacity of a dun, I ought not
to have been surprised that I experienced a dun’s reception. Nevertheless, I
was a little nettled at the “Not at Home” of my old friend. “What,” said I,
recurring to my former ideas, “what can be Harry’s occupation that he is
thus inaccessible? Is he making love, or making verses? Studying Euclid or
the Sporting Magazine? Meditating on the trial of the Queen last October,
or the trial for King’s next July?” For surely no light cause should induce
one Etonian to be “Not at Home” to another.
As is usual with persons in my situation, who are accustomed to
speculate upon trifles, from which no fixed principle can be deduced, I
negatived the theory of one moment by the practice of the next. For, having
returned from my perambulations, I seated myself in my study, with pen,
ink, and a sheet of foolscap before me; and, finding myself once more “at
Home,” enjoined the servant to remember that I was “Not at Home” for the
rest of the day.
MUSÆ O’CONNORIANÆ.
The address of MacNevis to his antagonist upon meeting him in the ring
is conceived in the same style of ferocious grandeur. He sees him applying