Holiday Party Incident Report

To be completed by whomever still has a job afterward

1. Party details
Date ___/_____/_______ Time _______ to _________
Location ____________________________________________
Organizer _ _________________________________________
Designated scapegoat ________________________________
Expenses (total budgeted)_____________________________
Expenses (actual) ____________________________________
And who will be making up the difference?: _ ____________
___________________________________________________

2. Damage

Check only categories with items or personnel that sustained damage during party-related incidents.

Degree Kind
Property
Minor Major Total Broken Burned Dissolved Stolen Sold Eaten
Furniture and fixtures         
Cookware, dishes, tableware, glassware         
Computers, copiers, fax, electronics         
Company intellectual property         
CEO’s 1965 Alfa Romeo Silver Spider         
Career Relationships Injury or loss of life
Personnel
Chastize Demote Dismiss Minor Critical Disaster Minor Critical Fatal
Executives and board members  NA NA      
Senior management         
Lesser management         
Frontline workers         
Custodial staff, pets, plants, etc.         

3. Casualties
List all affected individuals; check behavioral defects exhibited during party. Describe effects using these casualty codes:
Inj: injury (physical) Cr: crime (minor) Har: harassment Em: embarrassed self/others Ohno: Caught with prostitute Pho: Photocopied body part
Inj999: to pride Cr999: felony Har999: sexual Em999: they’ll never stop Ohno999: Dead prostitute Pho999: Sent it to boss
talking about it

Name Intoxicated Too loud
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Casualty
Jerkish Extenuating or aggravating circumstances
code
 ______ _____________________________________
 ______ _____________________________________
 ______ _____________________________________
 ______ _____________________________________
 ______ _____________________________________
 ______ _____________________________________
 ______ _____________________________________
 ______ _____________________________________

Note: If you need more than eight rows to report casualties, please also complete supplementary form Report of Calamity
or Massacre (Large), then meet with your supervisor and Human Resources for debriefing and possible dismissal.
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