MORONS AT HEATHROW

Two guys have wasted their time at airports, in this case, Londons Heathrow, by writing down strange names
and asking the airport Information Center to locate these people by calling out their names on the airports P
system! These guys would then hang out beneath the speakers and record the results!
In order to make it as believable as possible, they dressed up as chauffeurs and asked for help finding these
people about "# minutes after a Thai irways or ir India flight had landed!
They acted as if they could not pronounce the names themselves, so as not to reveal the $oke, but $ust handed
over a note with the names printed on it and asked the employ at the Information Center!
fter the fifth recording, they had to leave Heathrow as airport security figured out what was going on! The last
recording is from %atwick!
To hear the recordings, double&click on the speaker symbol 'itll take a few seconds to start(, listen and en$oy!
%ive these guys the )ig Practical *oker pri+e!
Looks Like, -eads Like, .ounds Like,
rheddis /arken$aab and ywellbe
0ayed
I hate this fucking $ob, and I will be fired
rhevbin 0ayed and )ybeiev -hibodie I1ve $ust been fired, and bye&bye everybody
ynayda Pi+a2vick and 3ale4a 5riest I need a piss 2uick, and my legs are crossed
wul 6asfilshabeda and 7owaynayda
8heet
9o&ah, that feels better and now I need a shit
3akollig *e+vahted and Levdaroum
6e)ah+ted
3y colleague $ust farted, and left the room, the
bastard
.teelaygot 3aowenbach and Tuka
Pi+ini+tee
.till, I got my own back and took a piss in his tea