Kaenan

Jacob

Chris

Club

Scene 1: Walking to Club

Chris and Kaenan have just recently made fake ID’s to get into a club.-

Narrator

“Do you think these fake ID’s will work?” said Chris

“Of course they will work.” Replied Kaenan

“I better not get thrown in a trash can.” Said Chris

5. “Don’t worry Chris everything will be fine.” Assured Kaenan

“Ok it better be.” Remarked Chris

“ I hear this is the coolest cub in town.” Said Kaenan

“ Yea, how was the pastrami sandwich?” asked Chris

“Um… it was pretty good I think… I kind of forgot I even had it…” said

Kaenan with hesitation

10. “What, how could you forget such a sandwich?!?! I spent a lot of

time to make that for you!!” replied Chris quite hurt from Kaenan’s

remark.

“Sorry” said Kaenan

“Let’s play i-spy.” Said Chris

“Fine.”
“Ispy something green.” Said Chris

15. “Is it that leaf.”

“No.” replied Chris

“Hmm is it the car?” asked Kaenan thoughtfully

“ No.” said Chris

“Is it the grass?’

20. “ Yes.”

Scene 2: Waiting in Line

Chris and Kaenan now are coming into view of the club and now are

waiting in line- Narrator

“I think I see the club o’er yonder.” Said Kaenan

“Whence” asked Chris

25. “ The club is hither” replied Kaenan

“Oh I see now!” exclaimed Chris

“Prithee be soft.” Whispered Kaenan

“Oh, sorry.” Said Chris

“ This line is so long.” Complained Kaenan

30. “ Good observation captain obvious.” Remarked Chris

“ Thank you lieutenant sarcastic.” Sneered Kaenan

“ You have a stain on your shirt.” Pointed out Christ

“ No I don’t.” replied Kaenan

“ Yes you do.” Said Christ

35. “ Well, you have a stain on your face.” Said Kaenan

Chris had no comment-Narrator

“ I’m sorry Chris.” Apologized Kaenan

“ Yea, sure you are.” Chris replied sarcastically

“ Well the line is almost moving I think.” Said Kaenan

40. “ Yea I think that snail is beating us.” Laughed Chris

Scene 3: Meeting the Bouncer

“ Ok finally we are at the front of the line.” Said Kaenan

“ I’m goanna need to see some ID.” Said Jacob the bouncer

“ Uh, here we go.” Said Chris and Kaenan nervously

“ Something feels a little out of place here.” Said Jacob

45. “ Well of course something is out of place, we are out of the club

still” said Kaenan quickly.

Chris nervously chuckles in agreement.-Narrator

“ These ID’s feel a little strange, let me go check with the computer.”

Said Jacob

Jacob walks away- Narrator

“ Do you think he will find out that they are fake.” Asked Kaenan

50. “ I hope no, but if he does I’m probably going to be thrown into a

trash can… again, just watch.” Said Chris

“ Haha yea you probably will.” Laughed Kaenan

“ Well that didn’t help much.” Remarked Chris

The bouncer walks back with the ID’s and a frown on his face- Narrator

“ Kaenan your good.” Said Jacob

55. “ Sweet.” Said Kaenan

“ On the other hand Chris your ID is fake.” Said Jacob

“ Crap!” exclaimed Chris

“ I can’t let you in.” said Jacob

Chris slaps Jacob and runs- Narrator

60. “Get back hither!” Yells Jacob

Jacob chases Chris- Narrator

“ Help!”

Jacob grabs Chris and throws him into the dumpster like a piece of

trash- Narrator

“Punk.” Remarked Jacob aside to the audience.

65. Kaenan runs to Chris’s help- Narrator

“I’m coming.” Yells Kaenan

Kaenan finds a 2 by 4 and hits Jacob on the head with it knocking him

out- Narrator

“I’ll help you out of thither, Chris.” Said Kaenan calmly

“ Thanks Kaenan.” Said Chris

70. “ Chris you should go home and take a shower.” Remarks Kaenan

Kaenan goes into club- Narrator

Chris goes home to take a shower- Narrator

“Party.” Yells Kaenan

Chris then goes to sleep- Narrator

75. Jacob wakes up hour later unsure of what happened- Narrator

“Where am I and what am I doing here?” asks Jacob to absolutely no

one but himself.