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JordansBirthday
Mania
inSouthampton!

11th

November2015

Welcome, Ladies and Gentlemen, to the

greatest night of 2015
FriendsitsbeensuchalongtimesinceIvemanagedtoseeyouall,anditisthereforewith
suchgreatsatisfactionandexcitementthatIhaveinvitedyoutocometoSouthamptonformy
Birthday.Wednesday,November11th,isadaywhichshallbereveredinyearstocomeasOne
ofthebestandIcantreallyremembermuch.Southamptonhasalottooffer,andImsure
wereallupforagoodboozeinarelativelycheapcitywithbothpolesofbarsavailable.Its
goingtobegreat,Iassureyou,andthekindofnightwhichyou
definitely
donotwanttomiss!

Ofcourse,itgoeswithoutsayingthatitsimportantpeoplenewtothecityknowwhattheyre
doingoncetheygethere,soIhavethuslycompiledabasicsynopsisandrudimentary
requirementsforthedayandevening.Pleasereadcarefullyadheringtosomeofthesepointsis
keysoastoensureweallbeginandendthenightstressfree.

SYNOPSIS

From11amonwards,youmaybegintoarriveatSouthampton.Iwillmeetyouallatyourpoint
ofarrival,andbringyoubacktomyhalls.Oncethere,youcanunloadandbeginsomedaytime
activities(exploring,catchingupetc.),beforegoingforamealbetween5pmand7pminthecity.
Then,thepartywillbegin.Manyofmyhallmatesandcoursemateswillbeinattendanceaswe
willbehavingaprepartyinConnaughteitherinmyblockortheJCR.Then,oncewereatthe
dawnofsmashed,weshalltakeabustoPortswood,whereweshallhaveafewcocktailsatThe
HobbitPubforabout9:30pm.Fromthere,wewillheadtoSobarforabout10:30pm.Oncewe
havehadmany,manyJaegerBombs,itisourprerogativetomarchintotheunholyJester'sor,as
wehereknowitThePalaceofDreams.OncetoomanyJesticlesandsnakebiteshavebeen
downed,andthenightisdancedawaytothetuneofSclub7,wecanbegintoeitherwalkortaxi
home.Thus,atthenightsconclusion(3am,probably),wecangotobedinavarietyofpositions
withinmyroom,corridor,andadjoiningkitchens.Thenextmorningtherewillbetheoptionof
breakfastinhallsforasmallfee,orgoingtothecity/portswoodfornourishment.Mylectures
beginat1pmthatday,somiddaywillbetheformalendofthegathering.Hopethisissounding
wildenough,eventhoughitonlycoversasmallfractionoftheintendedcrazinessforthenight.

Requirements

ARRIVALS:
Itwouldbeusefulifallthosearrivingbycarcouldcontactoneanothertoaimfor
asimilararrivaltime,asIwillneedtomeetyouatConnaughtHallsandgiveyouyourparking
permitsandgrantyouaccesstomyroom.Myaddressis:
ConnaughtHalls
WessexLane
Swaythling
Southampton
SO182NU
Forthosearrivingbytrain,itwouldalsobeusefulforyoutocomewithinaverysmallmarginof
eachother,asIllneedtocollectyoufromSouthamptonCentralandthenbringyoubackto
Connaughtviathebus(a2545minutejourneydependingontraffic).Hence,ifwecouldattempt
togetyouheresometimebeforeorafterthecarpeople,sowecanallgotothecitytogetherfor
themeal,thatwouldbesplendid!

MONEY:
Itisactuallyquitecheaptogoonanightouthere,sonotthatmuchisneeded.
However,IhavefelttheshockofgoingsomewhereonlytobechargedfarmorethanI
anticipated.Hence,Ihavecompiledanapproximatepriceslistattheendofthisdocument.Try
andaimforalittlebitmorethanwhatyouwillabsolutelyneed.Itwillalsobeslightlycheaperif
youboozequiteabitattheprinkingstage,soeitherbringalotofboozewithyouorbuyitfor
cheapatalocalofflicense.

CLOTHES:
Asdetailedinmyeventdescription,Jestershasareputationforgettingyoudirty.
Yourfeetwillbecoveredinthebiologicalwasteofhundredsofpeople,andyourshirtswillbe
turnedpinkbyJesticles.So,dontworryaboutlookinggood.IllbewearingmyJesterstopin
alllikelihood(whichisVERYstained),becausethisisintendedtobeamadmadnightout,nota
glamorousone.

PROVISIONS:
Ihatetobreakthistoallthosesensitivepeoplecoming,but...Iam
nonensuite.Mycorridorhas2toiletcubiclesand3showersamongst9peoplealready,sothere
willbeanextrastrainfromyouguys.Dobringyourowntpandtoiletriesjustincase,asthestuff
heremightnotlastanextra68peoplethroughthenightandmorning.Also,beddingisnot
guaranteedtoanyonearriving3rdandonwardsinmyroom.Althoughitwillbeverywarmwith
theradiatoron,thefloorisntparticularlycomfortable,thussleepingbagsareadvised.

Thatsaboutit.Hopeyoucanallstillmakeit,andhopeyouallhaveagoodnightwhenitcomes
toit.Aurevoirfornow,lesenfants!

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