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_____ would be
woefully incomplete
without _____.
Members of New
York's social elite
are paying
thousands of
dollars just to
experience _____.
My new favorite
porn star is Joey
"_____" McGee.
Everyone down on
the ground! We
don't want to hurt
anyone. We're just
here for _____.
This month's
Cosmo: "Spice up
your sex life by
bringing _____ into
the bedroom."
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Charades was
ruined for me
forever when my
mom had to act out
_____.
My country, 'tis of
thee, sweet land of
_____.
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After months of
debate, the Occupy
Wall Street General
Assembly could
only agree on "More
_____!"
Tonight on 20/20:
What you don't
know about _____
could kill you.
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A bigger, blacker
dick.
Upgrading
homeless people to
mobile hotspots.
Mild autism.
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Wearing an octopus
for a hat.
Nunchuck moves.
An unhinged ferris
wheel rolling toward
the sea.
Whipping a
disobedient slave.
Catastrophic
urethral trauma.
Living in a trashcan.
An ether-soaked
rag.
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Hillary Clinton's
death stare.
The corporations.
A sweet spaceship.
Existing.
A 55-gallon drum of
lube.
A piata full of
scorpions.
Fuck Mountain.
Special musical
guest, Cher.
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Mooing.
Survivor's guilt.
Swiftly achieving
orgasm.
Getting hilariously
gang-banged by the
Blue Man Group.
Daddy's belt.
Jeff Goldblum.
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Me.
Making a friend.
Tiny nipples.
Double penetration.
A soulful rendition
of "Ol' Man River."
Oncoming traffic.
Weapons-grade
plutonium.
Intimacy problems.
A dollop of sour
cream.
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A sweaty, panting
leather daddy.
A slightly shittier
parallel universe.
Subduing a grizzly
bear and making her
your wife.
Spring break!
My first kill.
Being awesome at
sex.
Graphic violence,
adult language, and
some sexual
content.
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Dining with
cardboard cutouts
of the cast of
"Friends."
Fetal alcohol
syndrome.
Another shot of
morphine.
Scrotal frostbite.
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A squadron of
moles wearing
aviator goggles.
Grandpa's ashes.
Bullshit.
Basic human
decency.
Pretty Pretty
Princess Dress-Up
Board Game.
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Death by Steven
Seagal.
Tongue.
An army of
skeletons.
The Google.
Finding Waldo.
Power.