Professional Documents
Culture Documents
By Livvy Segall
Spir it foods ar e like spir it anim als, but
instead it?s a food that r epr esents you. You
m ay be thinking: w hat the heck? You also
m ay be thinking: continue? And I know
cer tain people w ho m ay be thinking:
FOOD M UST EAT. W hatever you?r e
thinking (that?s none of my business
anyw ay), let?s begin!
1. You get to camp and none of your friends
came back. W hat do you do?
a. M eet new people
b. Hide behind a tr ash can
c. M ake fr iends w ith the CITs
d. Not car e--you can just have fun on your
ow n!
e. Plot your r evenge
Volu m e 4 | Issu e 7B
Ch eesebu r ger or Ham bu r ger ?
By Luke Pfaffm ann and Eli Gr assi
We got 34 for cheesebur ger
By t h e
Ph ot o Jou r n al i sm cl ass
Cook i n g Di sast er s
By Livvy Segall
Li sts
Ti ps on How t o be a pr o
you t u ber / get a l ot of
su bscr i ber s
By M aya Beeder s
1. Alw ays good quality
r ecor ding system s like
scr een-cast-o-m atic or
iM ovie
2. Alw ays say ?subscr ibe?
or ?like this? at the end of
your videos
3. Have a little bit of
hum or
4. Edit your videos
5. Alw ays double-check
your videos befor e you
post them
6. Don't give aw ay too
m uch per sonal info.
Tr ust m e, I?ve been ther e
befor e. Don't for get to
subscr ibe to my youtube
channel :
uniquegem 4you
Du m b t h i n gs t o do
By Addison Kane
1. Do a for w ar d r oll on
the stair s.
2. Jum p into a pile of
stones.
3. Dive into a pool one
foot deep.
4. Put your hand in a
hungr y tiger 's m outh.
5. Dr ink toilet w ater.
A dv i ce
Heaven l y Adv i ce
By the Heavenly Angel
M y advice is the best and ever yone uses it
and if it?s good enough for the gods it?s good
enough for you. M y advice subm issions w ill
be put up outside the activity center. Please
com e get som e Heavenly Advice. I w ill
answ er all your questions about CRCAP and
w hat to do w hen you can?t think of anything
to do.
Thanks,
The Heavenly Angel
Ask Cooper
By Cooper the Cat
Hello guys! It?s m e again w ith m or e
questions to answ er ! So no dilly dally, let?s
answ er the daily questions!
Q: W hat is your favorite number of the
alphabet?
A: Pur ple
Q: M y cat is such a scaredy cat! W hat do I
do?? #ILoveCats
A: M aybe you should get r id of the ?S? and
the ?edy? then add an ?ing?.
Q: [Three blank pieces of paper]
A: ? R-r eally? Ar e you ser ious?
Alex: Well I guess w e could count these as
unr eadable and just be done w ith this.
I guess that?s a good idea. Well ever yone!
That?s it for today?s ar ticle! Rem em ber to
leave your questions outside the activity
center !
Alex: AND NOT BLANK PIECES OF PAPER!
Dai l y Di d We Ask ?
By Don?t Ask Us
We?r e back w ith m or e ter r ible advice
that you pr obably shouldn?t listen to.
Anyw ays, her e w e go!
Q: How many cheerios?
A: 42, obviously.
Q: Hi You guys! Love Your article! M y
question is how can i escape my
kidnapper?? Anonymous
A: Pr etend you have a fatal, incur able,
highly contagious disease. M ake sur e to
r eally play it up! W ith any luck, your
kidnapper w ill be r unning in no tim e.
Q:
can
I
have
metaphorical
socks?? sockless
A: Yes, you m ay. They the ilver m or ny
insignia on them , and they ar e also ver y
fluffy. Enjoy!
Q: I know where you live til-til ->:?)
A: Tillie isn?t her e at the m om ent, but for
her sake r ather than our s, as m uch as w e
w ould like to get r id of her , w e?d like to
ask you to please not hur t her. Plus, w e
know w ho you ar e, and w e know that
you?r e living w ith her r ight now :).
Q: M ystic
A: C: Even though I am on team mystic, I
think that all team s ar e am azing in their
ow n w ay, and ther e should not be a
conflict about w hich is better. K: Agr eed!
N: That?s actually good advice! K:
Per haps the only good advice w e?ve ever
given, but then again, ther e w as that one
thing last year ?
Q: W ill you marry me?? Pusheen (there is
also a heart and a ?paw signature?)
A: I thought w e w er e alr eady m ar r ied?
Did som ething happen?
That?s all for now ! Keep subm itting to
Don?t Ask Us, w e?ll alw ays answ er , but w e
can?t pr om ise good answ er s. Bye!
W h o ar e you ? qu i z
By Alyssa Gondelm an
W hat is your name?
A. Lyla
B. M ay
C. Walker
W hat is your favorite color?
A. Blue
B. Red
C. Br ow n
Do you like this camp?
A. Yes
B. M aybe
C. No
W hat is your favorite ice cream
flavor?
A. Chocolate
B. Vanilla
C. Str aw ber r y
Is this the best camp ever?
A. Yes
B. M aybe
C. No
If you chose m ostly As, you love
cam p
If you chose m ostly Bs, you like
cam p but it is not the best cam p ever
If you chose m ostly Cs, you don't like
cam p and you pr obably don't w ant
to com e back to cam p
W h at m on st er ar e
you ?
By the Fluffy
M onster
W here would you
travel?
1. Egypt
2. Tr ansylvania
3. Space
W hat do you do in
your free time?
1. Sleep
2. Avoid gar lic
3. Play
W hat part of the body
do you most like?
1. Or gans
2. Blood
3. Skin
M ostly 1 you ar e a
M um my
M ostly 2 you ar e a
Vam pir e
M ostly 3 you ar e an
Alien
WATCH OUT FOR
M ONSTERS!!!!!!!!
Bi ggest t h i n gs ever
By Ryan Kane
Her e is a list of things
that ar e r eally big and
how big they ar e.
Biggest book ever - 5 by 7
feet and w eighs 133
pounds!
Biggest motorcycle ever 11 feet tall and w eighs
about 6,500 pounds!
Biggest pencil ever - 76
feet long and w eighs
21,500 pounds!
Biggest piata ever - 59
feet tall and holds 8,000
pounds of candy!
Biggest burger ever Costs $379 and w eighs
129 pounds!
Biggest cake ever - 23
feet tall and w eighs
25,000 pounds!
Ok that?s som e of the
biggest things ever !!!!
Sour ce:
http://w w w.oddee.com /
An n oyi n g Th i n gs t h at Peopl e Do
By Ar iel Reinstein
If you have been r eading my ar ticles, you
know that I like w r iting about things I hate.
(You w ould also know that I have a hate
colum n so go subm it!) This is about my pet
peeves, but not just any pet peeves, since I
have a lot. This is a list of annoying things that
people do.
1. W hen people use exclam ation points in
pr actically ever y typed out sentence. We all
know that behind your little com puter scr een
your face is blanker than an em pty sheet of
paper. I get it w hen you?r e tr ying to be funny,
but honestly, w hen each sentence ends w ith
one, it gets annoying. But I can?t tell you that
I?ve never done that, in fact, I think that I did it
in a text m essage w hile w r iting this ar ticle.
2. W hen you ar e w ith a fr iend or a fam ily
m em ber , and they tell som eone that you just
m et an em bar r assing stor y about you to m ake
them selves look cool. I?m guilty of this, and
pr obably all of the things on this list, but this is
just w r ong. Don?t do this to your fr iends and
fam ily because it?s r eally r ude.
3. W hen people ar e being so obnoxiously loud
even after you ask them to be quiet. Not
ever yone w ants to hear
your
dum b
conver sations. If you have som ething to say to
som eone, say it to them , not to ever yone
ar ound you, because nobody else car es. I
actually don?t think that I do this that often,
but I m ight have, because the people that do it
don?t seem to notice.
4. W hen people act like they have better things
to do than chat w ith you. Don?t act like your
life is m or e im por tant than m ine. And if you
legitim ately have som ething that you need to
do, but don?t talk to m e and then just stop, I
don?t exactly think you ar e a ver y nice per son.
Again, I am guilty of this, but that doesn?t
m ean I don?t think that it?s r ude.
Four is enough. These ar e the kinds of things
that you can subm it to my hate colum n. Hope
that you have fun w ith it. Bye!
Pet er ?s Der p I n t er v i ew of
Sem i -Ran dom n ess
Peter Tr avis
Hello. I am actually going to deviate
fr om my nor m al pr ogr am m ing to
br ing you this inter view of
Anim ation Nation?s M ir anda. It?s
ver y shor t, but her e it is!
1. W hat is your name?
A. M ir anda Knox.
2. W hen did you become a counselor?
A. I joined staff this year.
3. Have you done animation every
session?
A. I do all anim ation.
4. Were you a camper before you were
a counselor?
A. I w as!
5. M ystic, Valor, or Instinct? ( ?
? ?
)
A. Valor
Thanks M ir anda! See you tom or r ow
w ith a special them ed ponder ing!
Bad Adv i ce #2
By Bad Gir l and Bunnytail
Keep us going! Give us questions! We
got like 2.
Dear BT and BG,
I have a sibling who is very annoying.
W hat should I do?
BG: Ha ha. This is my sister. Ha.
BT: Ver y funny, Delaney W ilson.
If I am getting an A++ in math, what
can I do to raise it?
BG: Leave your m ath teacher a gift of
decaying and m aggoty hum an ar m .
BT: Also som e r otting or anges or
cur sed scar bs ar e appr eciated.
M aybe cur sed scabs, too!
Lydia fr om CRCAP
* Have you written an article for the
Daily Double?
No
* Have you read an article from the
Daily Double?
Yes
* Do you think the Daily Double is
necessary?
Yes, Because it gives kids kind of
like this thing to do at the end of the
day w her e they can all just take a
quiz or find out w hat pr edator they
ar e or they can like r ead up about
the r accoons w hich is alw ays a good
thing w hen you've had a long day at
cam p.
* W hat do you think could be done
to improve it?
Yes, but only if you add m or e
quizzes because the quizzes ar e
often the highlight for m e.
Th e r ock f ou n d
By Raindr op
Did you know that Lucas w asn't the
fir st to find the Natalie A. r ock? Fir st
Bar r ett found it by the old building
last w eek . Then the r ock ended up in
the playgr ound field and my fr iend
Sophie M . tr ipped on it. How ever she
accidentally dr opped the r ock on the
picnic tables near the tent stage.
Finally, Lucas found it and tur ned
the r ock in.