My Roommate the Sex God

Chapter 1: Monster
by Heretheirony

Keagan
I looked over at the boy sitting next to me, his eyes
glossed over from the tears that were bound to come
spilling out any second. He was covering his big green
eyes with his messy brown hair, and shielding his
quivering lip with his over sized sleeve covered hand.
I didn't feel anything though; he was just another
person I slept with and mooched off of for a few
months.
"So, you're serious Keagan? We're done; just like
that?" I nodded my head in response, a little shocked
and annoyed that this was taking him so long to
process. "So what am I supposed to do?"
"I don't know." I groaned. "Go to a bar tonight, tell
some mildly attractive man that your ex-friends-withbenefits was a total douche and 'broke up' with you
after your summer fling. I told you from the start how
this was going to be, it's not my fault you had the idea
you could change my mind."

I could see the tears actually welling up in his eyes

now, but nothing I said was a lie. I never put a title on
us, I never asked him to be my boyfriend, and I told
him from the start once school started back up we
were done. Honestly I just needed him for a house to
stay at during the summer months.
"I think you should go..." He whispered, and I
complied gladly. He was kind enough to let me grab
my bag from out of the back of his car before pulling
out of his parking spot. "I really hope you find
someone who does something like this to you Keagan.
I really do."
I smile slightly, knowing there is no chance in hell that
I would ever be that stupid but nod again.
"If it helps, I know you'll find someone great, I'm just
that stepping stone you had to get through in order to
find it." I say, knowing that I'm right. He was a great
guy, generous, kind, and great in bed. Someone
would love him one day, but to be honest, this wasn't
the first time I've used that line.
"You will too Keagan, you know you're not the monster
you claim to be." I roll my eyes and sigh. I say one
sweet thing and they're back craving more.
"I'll see you around Derek, have a nice life." And with
that I turn away and head into the university behind
me.

Derek and I had known each other most of our lives,

so it wasn't that hard to get him to come pick me up
and take me away from this hell hole for the summer.
Albeit, I had a car and could have driven myself back
home very easily and made this whole ordeal a lot
easier on everyone, but who knows if he would have
let me stay with him?
I couldn't very well stay with my parents, so I had to
find a friend. And what easier way to get free housing
than to play the 'I'm too poor to do anything' card.
Which wasn't completely true clearly, but I wasn't
rolling in dough at the same time. I just had enough to
get me by until I land a job after college.
So I guess it's all just a matter of priorities.
As I walked into the dorm buildings I saw my absolute
favorite person sitting behind the advisory desk. She
was about 5 foot 6, dark skinned, a little thicker
around the middle, and had enough sass to fill an
entire stadium with.
"Joyce!" I shouted as I ran to the middle aged woman.
"How's big momma doing after her break."
"Oh baby let me tell you," she began with a heart
filled laugh. "My break was good. Me and big papa got
our vacation on, went back home to Jamaica and did
all the illegal things I know you kids do in your rooms
baby. How are you?"

I smiled and took off my sunglasses, quickly hanging

them from the front of my shirt and shrugged. "You
know, I'm alright, I just missed your beautiful face.
Now tell me some good news, did you manage to
score me a room to myself this term?"
She pouted a little before grinning again. "You know
big momma can't to that darling, but she did manage
to score you one with a boy she thinks you'll like."
"Did you really pick him out specifically for me? Or are
you just saying that."
"Keagan Bradley!" She gasped using my full name.
"I'm hurt you would even think that!"
I smirked slightly before leaning over the counter and
kissing her cheek. "Fine fine, just hand over the key
and I'll let you know how it goes."
She gave me a toothy grin before handing over the
key to my dorm. "Be careful with him, he's a little
skittish." She warned. "Don't break this precious boy's
heart."
I rolled my eyes for the umpteenth time before
nodding in agreement. "I'll try my hardest not to let
my charm go to his head." I shot her a quick wink and
turned on my heels to go.
"I'm serious baby! He could do you some good!" I
waved my hand dismissively at that, barely hearing

the things she mumbled behind my back as I made

my way to my old dorm room.
My last roommate had graduated last year. Thank
God. Not that he was bad or annoying, he just wasn't
gay, so he was clearly no fun, but now... Now was a
whole new year with a whole new chance with
someone who I assume is going to be a freshman. I
myself am only a sophomore, but still. I've been here
way too long already with no clear end in site.
The dorm was exactly how I left it though, minus the
few house keeping details the janitors did over break.
All I had was what was in the bag on my shoulder, the
one picture on my end table, and the laptop stowed
away in said end table. I didn't need much clearly.
Especially not in college, and I'm hoping that the new
kid doesn't bring much either. The last thing this
already cramped room needs is unnecessary stuff.
I sighed as I threw my bag into the corner and myself
on the bed. Today pretty much went exactly as
planned and school didn't really start for another two
days. We had a two day grace period to get situated
and moved in before they pile on the work load. One
day to move into your dorm, the next to go get your
books and shit together. I guess it was nice, and made
things flow a lot easier, but whatever.
As I was finally starting to relax I heard the door bell
jingle a bit before opening. I sighed and sat up as

quickly as my body would let me and held back a

groan as an army of people invaded my home.
I couldn't really tell who was in college and who was
just coming to help with the one suitcase and
backpack said college child had. I tried clearing my
throat but no one noticed I was there through all their
'loving' commotion.
So I just bit my lip and sat back and watched, trying to
figure out who was who and gauge when the racket
was going to stop.
"Mom, Mom stop!" The girl in the litter finally
shrieked. "Let him go! He's a big boy now." I nearly
fell off my bed as I tried to contain my laughter, a
momma's boy. How cute.
"She's right honey, we should probably go, and let our
little man get settled in." I couldn't see who that voice
came from, but I can only imagine it was his father.
Though I could see that the mother wanted so badly
to protest, she didn't. She just hugged the boy who
was in her arms tighter and kissed his forehead.
"Write me all the time okay, I'll see you soon baby."
And with that, everyone left, finally revealing the
short, flippy haired boy with glasses half the size of
his face to me. He was definitely cute, so I definitely
need to stop and see Joyce sometime in the near
future, but I could tell that he was a complete rack of
nerves now that his family was gone.

"Hey." I said, not too loudly, but clearly loud enough to

startle the boy. "Oh shit, are you okay?" He looked up
at me as I stood before him, completely doe eyed as I
took a step towards him.
"Uh... Yeah... Hi, I'm uh, sorry about all of them... I
didn't even notice you were in here." He mumbled.
"It's cool, no worries. I'm Keagan, and I guess we're
going to be roommates." I chuckled, trying hard to
lighten the mood for the poor boy. I might be an ass,
but I'm not completely heartless.
"Jamison." He muttered. "So... This is my bed?" I
nodded and watched as he placed his backpack down.
"Yeah, well... I'm going to take a nap while you unpack
and do your thing." I said before throwing myself back
down on my bed.
"Oh... You're not going to unpack?"
I shook my head and smiled. "Nah, not today. We have
two days to do it, and I'm not in any rush to get a
single thing done."
And no guys this is a different Keagen