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Austin Torres
2016 torres@msu.edu
1-313-269-7989
EXT. WINTER WONDERLAND DAY
Fade in to a almost still, very serene, landscape shot of a
beautiful winter wonderland. Classical music plays over the
imagery. Ducks start to appear in the film, flying and
quacking and doing duck things. Slowly, a title appears over
the shots...
Duck-umentary 2: Ducks and Friends...
AUSTIN
Damn it! It needs more bite...
Austin types into his editing software...
Duck-umentary 2: Fowl Play
AUSTIN
It has almost 200 views on Youtube!
IMMEDIATE CUT TO:
2.
AUSTIN
So happy to see me, I see.
CAM
No. Also I just died.
ANDY
How is your film going?
AUSTIN
Ehh. I stayed up all night working
on the same five seconds.
3.
ANDY
Dude, I don’t think that’s healthy.
CAM
Maybe you need a break, bud. Want
to play a couple games?
AUSTIN
Nah it’s fine, I’m going back to
the river right now anyways.
CAM
Whatever, man.
ANDY
Actually, maybe you should stay and
relax a bit. You’ve been stressing
too much. When was the last time
you ate?
AUSTIN
I had a granola bar on Tuesday.
CAM
It’s Saturday.
AUSTIN
Are you sure?
ANDY
Do you even go to class?
AUSTIN
I was planning on going today, but
apparently it’s not Thursday.
ANDY
Dude...
AUSTIN
Well, it’s okay, mid-terms aren’t
that important.
ANDY
DUDE!
AUSTIN
Yeah.... I should get going.
4.
AUSTIN
I am nowhere close to finished...
noun
1.
a literary work, film, etc., that is complete in itself but
continues the narrative of a preceding work.]
AUSTIN
Brilliant
AUSTIN
Oh, you gave me a startle! Hi! How
are you?
SHANNON
I’m Shannon.
AUSTIN
I didn’t ask...
SHANNON
(interrupting)
What are you doing?
AUSTIN
Oh, I’m filming my latest movie!
SHANNON
Oh that’s nice. What’s it called.
AUSTIN
Duck-umentary 2. It’s a...
SHANNON
(interrupting)
PUN! It’s a pun. I love puns!
Ohmygoodness. Puns!
AUSTIN
I’m glad that you enjoyed...
SHANNON
(interrupting)
I also like ducks.
AUSTIN
I see, well then I’m sure you would
like my movie!
SHANNON
Probably not. I like ducks, not
movies.
AUSTIN
Oh, ok... What do you like best
about ducks?
SHANNON
The way they taste.
Shannon glares at Austin.
6.
CAM
How long has he...
ANDY
I think... 15 hours. 16? No, it’s
15.
CAM
Should we wake him?
ANDY
Nah, this is the most sleep he’s
gotten in weeks.
CAM
Ah... Is he dead?
ANDY
Oh. Hmmm. Wake him.
AUSTIN
(not listening)
If you could go back to reading
your book, that would be perfect.
Try not to talk. it ruins my shot.
7.
AUSTIN
(to the camera)
So I guess sometimes you run into
people who just can’t comprehend
the art...
Austin sprints away from the camera, with the girl on the
bench chasing after.
JOSH
Josh. Don’t worry about forgetting
my name again. I know celebrities
like you have WAY too many people
to keep track of. Filming your next
movie?
AUSTIN
Actually yes!
JOSH
Can I be in it?
AUSTIN
What?
JOSH
I am your biggest fan. I’ve seen
your Duck-umentary 19 times.
AUSTIN
Well thank you, but...
JOSH
(interrupting)
What are you filming, anyways?
AUSTIN
It’s actually a sequel to...
9.
JOSH
(interrupting)
THE DUCK-UMENTARY I KNEW IT!!!!
AUSTIN
Yes, glad to see you’re so excited.
But I should...
JOSH
I can be a duck.
AUSTIN
What?
JOSH
Listen to me. I can be a duck.
DOUG
Are you the one that captures the
essence of these waterfowl?
AUSTIN
Why yes, I...
The wanderer slaps him, and walks away. Austin remains on
the bench dumbfounded.
AUSTIN
(to himself)
I think I’m done.
3 weeks later
Hannah sits to talk to the camera.
HANNAH
Ok, so I’m honestly concerned. I’m
positive this film broke him. He
(MORE)
10.
HANNAH (cont’d)
locked himself in his room. He
won’t let me film with him anymore.
I think an intervention might be
needed.
HANNAH
Ok, Austin, I need to confess
something.
AUSTIN
What do you mean?
HANNAH
We aren’t watching the Star Wars
trilogy.
AUSTIN
But Boba Fett?
HANNAH
This is an intervention.
CAM
Because you suck!
HANNAH
CAM!
11.
CAM
I’m just kidding. It was a joke.
ANDY
No it wasn’t.
CAM
Yeah it wasn’t.
JOSH
(to Austin)
I’m your biggest fan
AUSTIN
(to everyone)
OK stop! An intervention for what?!
HANNAH
For Duck-umentary 2.It’s killing
you.
AUSTIN
Oh that... Yeah I finished that.
HANNAH
You what?
CAM
Nice man!
HANNAH
Then where have you been the past
few weeks.
AUSTIN
Oh. Class. I needed to catch up.
ANDY
When are we going to see the movie.
JOSH
I’m your biggest fan.
AUSTIN
Well, I’m still editing it, so
hopefully soon.
CAM
Hopefully never!
HANNAH
CAM!
12.
CAM
That was another joke.
ANDY
No it wasn’t.
JOSH
I’m your biggest...
AUSTIN
(interrupting)
Yeah, I’m good guys. Thanks for the
support.
HANNAH
Well, ok then. No problem.
AUSTIN
(to the camera)
Yeah. I’m done with ducks. I never
finished it. But I can’t let that
hold me back.
Coming soon!]
The End.