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Come on in, Tracy.

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Yo, is this about that little
red-headed intern?

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'Cause she asked me to take it out.

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No, no, no.

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I wanted to invite you to join me

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at a charity golf tourney
that Don Geiss is hosting

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at his country club in Old Saybrook.

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I'm not familiar with about
half the words in that sentence.

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How 'bout you come with me to a big party
in Connecticut, and meet Don Geiss?

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Is that the gay guy from Project Runway?

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No.

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He's the CEO of this corporation.

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The big man.

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The dude from my checks?

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The dude from your checks.

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And a good person for you to know.

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A'ight, sure.

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Thanks for inviting me.

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Okay false alarm.

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It turns out she asked him to take it out.

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Oh, hey.

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I'll see you in CT, Jackie D.

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What's that about?

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I've invited him to join me at
a GE charity golf tournament in Connecticut.

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Was Courtney Love not available?

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Liz, all the VPs will be angling
to golf with Don Geiss,

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but my partner will be Tracy Jordan,
his grandchildren's favorite movie star.

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Geiss will absolutely choose us,
and that's a big deal

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because being in a foursome
with this man can change your life.

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You might want to rephrase that.

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Golf with Geiss means four hours of face time

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with a man you normally
only get 20 minutes with.

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Which one is Geiss again, the bald one?

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No.

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That one.

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Where did that come from?

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I painted it myself.

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Wow, that's really good.

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You want one?

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Consider it done.

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Thanks.

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Simply the best

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Has anybody seen Condoleeza
on Meet the Press yesterday?

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She always sounds so terrified.

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She's always, like,

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The President has a plan for Iran,

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and we are currently adhering to that plan.

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Hey, Frank, wake up.

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You're not allowed to sleep
through the topical meeting.

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Dude, I'm exhausted.

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I stayed up all night watching
a Designing Women marathon.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, yeah, me too.

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At first, I hated it.

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And then I liked it.

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And then I hated it again.

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And then I got horny,
and then I fell asleep.

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Well, focus up, we have
a lot of work to do.

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Lutz, not while we're working!

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Ay, pero ay Dios mio!

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Oh, I'm sorry Theresa.

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I'm sorry.

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Okay, maybe something about
the mid-term elections?

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Hey, what about my Dancing
with the Hobo sketch?

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I didn't like it two weeks ago
when it was called America's Next Top Hobo,

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and I didn't like it a month ago,
when it was called Hobo Eye for the Straight Guy.

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Deal or No Hobo?

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Hey, Lutz, why don't you approach your job
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and excitement you have for
all-you-can-eat buffets?

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Ooh. Ooh.

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Okay, the van to take you up
to Connecticut will be leaving at noon.

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And once you get up to the golf course,
you'll be working in pairs.

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So, Tim and Shyla, Amy and Becca,
Kenneth and Grace, and Eric and Pat.

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Okay, have fun.
Don't get drunk.

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Buddy up.

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Mr. Hornberger.

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Yeah?

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Grace and I cannot work together.

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Why not?

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We have a past.
A romantic past.

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Well, Grace, it's been
a pleasure talking to you.

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Grace Park!

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You know this can't happen.

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We're pages.

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I just don't want to
disgrace the peacock.

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Oh, Kenneth, if you're worried about disgracing
the National Broadcasting Company,

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you're too late.

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Look, Grace, this is obviously
incredibly awkward for both of us,

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but let's just try to be professional.

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Your peacock earrings look nice.

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Doggone it, Grace,

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I just don't know myself around you.

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Hello, gentlemen.

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Welcome to the ninth annual
Cure Diabetes Now golf tournament.

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Has Don Geiss arrived yet?

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No, sir, but if you'd like,
we could work out a signal,

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so I could let you know
when he does arrive.

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Like--

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That won't be necessary.

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I'll probably just do it anyway.

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That cold open you guys wrote last night
came out really good.

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Oh, thanks.

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It was like pulling teeth.

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They're so lazy sometimes.

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Especially Lutz.

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Well, good job whipping 'em into shape.

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That thing is really smart.

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Now, when Dennis Hastert farts,
should that be live, or pre-recorded?
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Live.

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It has to be live for the timing.

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I thought so too.

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Look at these guys.

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Yeah.

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They like you.

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They're very good at sensing
debilitating loneliness in a person.

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Maybe you ought to adopt one.

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Oh, I can't.

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I'm allergic to anything
warm and adorable.

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I'm sick of it.

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I'm doing my job, and she just shoots me down
in front of everybody.

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I don't care if she's the boss,
Liz is a grade-A--

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Runt!
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What?

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This kitten, he's such a runt!

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I'm gonna name you Runty.

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You're such a little raging little runt!

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Come on, Runty.

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Come on.

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Jack, how are you?

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Ted, Amanda, so nice to see you.

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Hello.

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This is Tracy Jordan.

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Ted here is the head of our
commercial aviation division.

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You need to hook me up
with one of them helicopters.

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Absolutely.

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I'd be happy to arrange
for you to take a ride.
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No, I don't want to get in it.

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I want to blow it up and run away
from it in slow motion.

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Pleasure to have met you.

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Damn straight.

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I'm delightful.

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You're doing great.
Everybody loves you.

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On season five, when Delta
was really packin' it on---

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Glorious.

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We need to fire Lutz.

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Why, what happened?

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He called me the worst name ever.

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What did he call you?

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I'm not gonna repeat it.
That's how much I hate it.

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Fat can?

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No.

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Mouth hooker?

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No.

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Monster bitch.

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Hatchet face.

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No!

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The one the rhymes with the name
of your favorite Todd Rundgren album.

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It rhymes with Hermit of Mink Hollow?

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No!

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Oh.

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Oh boy.

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Well, you know, he was probably
just blowing off steam.

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You can't fire a guy for cursing.

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I'm not upset about cursing.
I mean, I love cursing.

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I love it.

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But this word is not acceptable
because there's nothing
you can call a guy back.

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There is no male equivalent to this word.

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Well, why don't we come up with one
and then you can call him that?

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Like...monkus.

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Fungdark.

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No, I'm serious, you guys.

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You're just in reaction right now.

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You need to just take
a few hours and calm down.

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Don't tell me to calm down you fungdark.

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Yeah, you're right.

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It doesn't work.

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I don't know, I think
Liz is right about this.
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Lutz has been totally slacking off
since his grandma died.

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What?

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Why didn't you guys tell me?

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I thought you knew
and you were just being a...

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You know, that word Lutz called you.

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Wait, are you saying that
I am like that sometimes?

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Um...

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Um...

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And they thought my sister
couldn't even have a baby,
so she's really excited.

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Oh, he's adorable.

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Okay, we're at the bottom of page two.

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Hey, look everybody Sherlock Homo is here
to solve the case of the gay sweater.

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I'm telling you guys...

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watching that isn't gonna
get us out of here any faster.

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Oh, my God, I am.

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I'm a total...

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Runt!

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Runt!

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I lost my kitten.

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Has anyone seen my runt?

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Runt!

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Runt!

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Bringing Tracy Jordan was a smart move, Jack.

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He's the hit of the party.

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You got that right, my friend.

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Tomorrow I'm gonna be in an intense
six hour foursome with three other men.

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And one of them will be Don Geiss
and he's gonna get all of my attention.

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And you're just gonna sit back and watch.

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Would you excuse me?

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You know the army's been messing with the sun.

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That's why I keep my junk covered.

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Once that stuff get in your hang,
you're done.

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Would you excuse us for a moment, please?

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What's going on?

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It's game time.

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Jack, you handsome son of a gun!

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This guy gets younger every time I see him!

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No, you're the one.

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Oh, hair like a Viking.

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God bless you.

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Don, I want you to meet
my friend Tracy Jordan.

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Tracy Jordan.

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This is exciting.

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My grandchildren just love your movies.

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Thank you so much for being here
and supporting diabetes research.

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Hey, I feel you.

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Messed up sugar runs in my family too.

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So, how's your short game?

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You'll find out tomorrow.

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This guys spends so much time in the sand
that his nickname should be Falu-ser.

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That's humorous.

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Hey, how come you don't hire
more black people around here?

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Beg your pardon?

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How come there's no black people here?

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Black people can't make light bulbs?

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No, actually we have
an award winning diversity program.

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How come there's just me
and Carlton over there?

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I believe Tracy's referring to Carlton,
the straight laced brother

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from Fresh Prince of Bel Air,
1990 through 1996. On NBC.

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Are we having fun or what?

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My associate's name is Francis Callier.

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And he's a lawyer.

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Excuse me.

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So what time does this
golf thing kick off tomorrow?

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It doesn't matter now, Tracy.

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We're not in Geiss' foursome,
thanks to you.

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What?

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I can't help it if he got mad.

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You know me.
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I'm gonna say what's on my mind, Jack.

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No, not in here you don't.

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I wanted you to entertain these people,
not publicly humiliate them.

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I'm supposed to just be a funny black man
who says funny things.

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No, I wanted you to discuss your
astounding medical breakthroughs.

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Okay.

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Bartender, could you bring me a Mustang Melon
and a bag of barbeque potato chips?

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'Cause apparently I'm only here
to be a stereotype.

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Would you keep your voice down, please?

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You're embarrassing yourself.

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No, I'm not embarrassing myself,
I'm embarrassing you.

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And guess what, Jack?
I'm just getting started.

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Son, I wasn't joking
about those chips.

261
00:10:27,086 --> 00:10:27,790
Hey hey hey.

262
00:10:28,007 --> 00:10:30,502
What do you wanna do about Lutz?
Should I call him into my office?

263
00:10:30,716 --> 00:10:32,091
I think we should wait on that.

264
00:10:32,295 --> 00:10:33,503
Really? Okay.

265
00:10:33,718 --> 00:10:34,383
Whatcha got?

266
00:10:34,598 --> 00:10:35,301
A-ha!

267
00:10:35,517 --> 00:10:37,221
I made something for the writers.

268
00:10:37,386 --> 00:10:38,592
Brisket!

269
00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:42,010
No, it's two dozen cupcakes
with melted mini-candy bars in the middle.

270
00:10:42,187 --> 00:10:42,511
Mmm.

271
00:10:42,685 --> 00:10:43,603
Oh, I get it.

272
00:10:43,815 --> 00:10:46,101
You're trying to be nice now
'cause of what Lutz said.

273
00:10:46,317 --> 00:10:47,890
No, I'm not trying to be nice.

274
00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:49,391
I am nice.

275
00:10:49,606 --> 00:10:52,902
I'm a nice person
you bald, gangly...

276
00:10:53,118 --> 00:10:57,993
I'm gonna try harder.
I'm gonna try and be nice.

277
00:11:04,495 --> 00:11:07,003
I sure hope Mr. Jack
plays his game good today.

278
00:11:07,206 --> 00:11:10,003
Otherwise he whups my ass
right well when we get home.

279
00:11:10,216 --> 00:11:11,712
Ain't that right, Mr. Jack?

280
00:11:11,887 --> 00:11:14,710
You know, Ted, Kenneth here is one of our
most promising young pages.

281
00:11:14,885 --> 00:11:16,883
He knows everything there is
to know about the business.

282
00:11:17,097 --> 00:11:20,012
I studied TV theory at
Kentucky Mountain Bible College.

283
00:11:20,185 --> 00:11:22,391
I studied fried chicken
at the school of hard knocks.

284
00:11:22,596 --> 00:11:23,802
Ain't that right, Mr. Jack?

285
00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:25,101
You still here?

286
00:11:25,316 --> 00:11:27,603
I'm ridiculous.
I'm black!
287
00:11:27,817 --> 00:11:29,481
I may even be ugly.

288
00:11:29,695 --> 00:11:31,980
But dear God...
I'm here!

289
00:11:32,196 --> 00:11:33,402
I'm here!

290
00:11:33,618 --> 00:11:38,113
And nothing but them
can keep me from it!

291
00:11:48,085 --> 00:11:48,790
Oh, I'm so sorry.

292
00:11:49,005 --> 00:11:49,501
I'm so sorry.

293
00:11:49,718 --> 00:11:50,500
I thought I turned it off.

294
00:11:50,717 --> 00:11:52,921
No, Cooper, take the call.
I mean, come on.

295
00:11:53,085 --> 00:11:58,010
This isn't Hitler's bunker.
That would make me Hitler.

296
00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:58,513
What?

297
00:11:58,716 --> 00:12:00,011
This is the new me.

298
00:12:00,226 --> 00:12:02,011
Do you like the new me?

299
00:12:02,185 --> 00:12:06,011
Before you answer, superballs!

300
00:12:06,606 --> 00:12:07,182
Awesome!
301
00:12:07,398 --> 00:12:11,310
What a fun boss you have, right?

302
00:12:11,988 --> 00:12:15,813
Would you like me to do a tap dance for you
and your big time friends, Mr. Jack?

303
00:12:15,986 --> 00:12:18,693
Or I could run around while
y'all are throwing rocks at me.

304
00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:20,611
Kenneth, play this hole for me, would you?

305
00:12:20,787 --> 00:12:23,610
Come with me.

306
00:12:25,627 --> 00:12:26,992
What are you doing?

307
00:12:27,206 --> 00:12:27,913
Payback.

308
00:12:28,086 --> 00:12:29,701
The way you treated me.
You used me.

309
00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:31,711
God, it's like dating
Katie Couric all over again.

310
00:12:31,916 --> 00:12:32,290
I didn't use you.

311
00:12:32,506 --> 00:12:35,580
I created a situation that could have been
mutually beneficial, and you blew it.

312
00:12:35,795 --> 00:12:38,883
If you can't handle Tracy Jordan,
don't invite Tracy Jordan.

313
00:12:39,097 --> 00:12:41,010
This is what I do.
I drop truth bombs.
314
00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:43,013
I don't care about Don Geiss!

315
00:12:43,226 --> 00:12:45,093
I'm a movie star!

316
00:12:45,308 --> 00:12:47,010
Oh, my.

317
00:12:47,186 --> 00:12:48,682
No, no.
You were a movie star.

318
00:12:48,896 --> 00:12:51,180
You haven't gotten a movie made
in over two years, and you know why?

319
00:12:51,395 --> 00:12:52,481
Because of your truth bombs.

320
00:12:52,685 --> 00:12:54,693
Remind me, Tracy, what did you tell
the president of Warner Brothers?

321
00:12:54,907 --> 00:12:55,692
Told him he could suck it.

322
00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:56,610
And the president of Paramount?

323
00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:58,400
Told her she could
kiss my delicious ass.

324
00:12:58,618 --> 00:13:01,781
And how's that working for you?
Yeah, I thought so.

325
00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:04,610
Hey, why don't you play the game with me?

326
00:13:04,788 --> 00:13:07,911
Like it or not, guys like Geiss
run everything, including movie studios.
327
00:13:08,125 --> 00:13:10,081
And we could be playing golf
with him right now instead of Ted,

328
00:13:10,295 --> 00:13:15,923
who's best known for getting caught using
a corporate credit card at a gay strip club.

329
00:13:16,107 --> 00:13:21,801
I'm sorry, Amanda, you were bound
to find that out eventually.

330
00:13:29,305 --> 00:13:30,600
Where is everybody?

331
00:13:30,815 --> 00:13:33,100
Oh, they all had personal problems
they had to take care of.

332
00:13:33,315 --> 00:13:34,101
Go, go.

333
00:13:34,318 --> 00:13:37,480
If I thought I left my coffeemaker on,
I wouldn't be able to focus either.

334
00:13:37,696 --> 00:13:38,813
No, no, I get it.

335
00:13:38,987 --> 00:13:41,782
Everyone should see
Mama Mia before it closes.

336
00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:43,993
What kind of sinus stuff?

337
00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:46,490
I'm just having some weird sinus stuff.

338
00:13:46,708 --> 00:13:49,491
Okay. Go home.

339
00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:53,791
Then I sent Lutz and Frank out to get us
some pizzas and they never came back.
340
00:13:54,006 --> 00:13:55,790
So you're finishing up everyone's
re-writes by yourself?

341
00:13:56,008 --> 00:13:56,713
That's not right.

342
00:13:56,925 --> 00:13:59,001
Yes, but at least I know
that nobody hates me today.

343
00:13:59,216 --> 00:14:03,301
You think Jack Donagee sits up there and worries
if people are saying bad things about him?

344
00:14:03,516 --> 00:14:04,381
It's different for women.

345
00:14:04,596 --> 00:14:05,381
I don't think it is.

346
00:14:05,596 --> 00:14:07,010
Sometimes people hate their bosses.

347
00:14:07,188 --> 00:14:07,892
Big deal.

348
00:14:08,096 --> 00:14:09,600
But you gotta stick up for yourself.

349
00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:15,020
Because if you don't...
they'll take advantage of you.

350
00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:17,391
Oh, hey, could I borrow 60 bucks?

351
00:14:17,606 --> 00:14:22,193
I'm going to meet Frank and Lutz at Scores.

352
00:14:24,786 --> 00:14:29,781
So I founded the Don Geiss
Diabetes Research Foundation

353
00:14:29,995 --> 00:14:33,081
which is why you're all here tonight.

354
00:14:33,297 --> 00:14:36,503
Gwen and I really hope you'll be
as generous with your checkbooks

355
00:14:36,715 --> 00:14:41,591
as you were on the links today
with your scorekeeping.

356
00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:44,382
Thank you.

357
00:14:47,885 --> 00:14:50,092
What's he doing?

358
00:14:50,307 --> 00:14:51,802
Excuse me!

359
00:14:52,015 --> 00:14:56,101
I know I wasn't asked to say anything,
but I would like to share my experience with you.

360
00:14:56,317 --> 00:14:57,390
When my daughter Shahita was born,

361
00:14:57,606 --> 00:15:00,692
she had chubby arms
and legs and a big bald head.

362
00:15:00,905 --> 00:15:05,193
She looked like
my Uncle Rupert in a diaper.

363
00:15:05,407 --> 00:15:07,612
By the time she was five,
she was 87 pounds.

364
00:15:07,785 --> 00:15:09,703
I mean, she could eat!

365
00:15:09,918 --> 00:15:11,702
But then, when was around
eight years old...

366
00:15:11,915 --> 00:15:13,200
I remember it was Easter.

367
00:15:13,415 --> 00:15:19,290
We stayed up all night the night before
watching bible movies and eating Fiddle Faddle.

368
00:15:19,508 --> 00:15:21,793
I remember the next day, Easter Sunday,

369
00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:26,592
she threw up right
in the middle of the Jaguar dealership.

370
00:15:26,806 --> 00:15:28,592
She was mad sick.

371
00:15:28,806 --> 00:15:32,801
And I carried her all the way
to St. Luke's Roosevelt.

372
00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:35,891
The doctor said she had diabetes.

373
00:15:36,107 --> 00:15:38,601
I get very upset because
I think I was the cause

374
00:15:38,817 --> 00:15:42,190
of that due to my ignorance of nutrition.

375
00:15:42,405 --> 00:15:44,310
And I promised Sha that night...

376
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:50,112
that I was gonna dedicate
all my efforts to raise awareness...

377
00:15:50,286 --> 00:15:52,910
and finding a cure.

378
00:15:53,125 --> 00:15:55,782
And I just hope that
all of you will join me.

379
00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:58,582
Thank you.
380
00:16:06,388 --> 00:16:07,502
Unbelievable!

381
00:16:07,715 --> 00:16:09,380
Record donations.

382
00:16:09,596 --> 00:16:10,880
I can't thank you enough.

383
00:16:11,097 --> 00:16:14,683
Jack, I'm gonna be on
the Vineyard next month.

384
00:16:14,896 --> 00:16:17,013
I want you and Tracy to come up,
and we'll talk about

385
00:16:17,188 --> 00:16:19,020
getting you back in the movie business.

386
00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:20,102
I'll set that up, sir.

387
00:16:20,316 --> 00:16:21,391
Okay.

388
00:16:21,607 --> 00:16:23,101
Tracy, bring your daughter.

389
00:16:23,317 --> 00:16:24,193
That's a deal.

390
00:16:24,406 --> 00:16:25,900
Thanks again.

391
00:16:26,115 --> 00:16:27,113
Congratulations, Tracy.

392
00:16:27,327 --> 00:16:29,281
And welcome to the grown up world.

393
00:16:29,485 --> 00:16:30,692
Yeah.
394
00:16:30,905 --> 00:16:34,281
I don't have a daughter.

395
00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:40,293
Let's have a casting session on Monday.

396
00:16:49,807 --> 00:16:52,011
Grace...

397
00:16:52,225 --> 00:16:54,180
There is something
that I must say to you.

398
00:16:54,386 --> 00:16:56,600
But my words cannot suffice.

399
00:16:56,805 --> 00:16:59,681
So to quote Mr. Jerry McGuire....

400
00:16:59,896 --> 00:17:02,981
you make me a complete person.

401
00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:07,111
When you said hello,
you had me.

402
00:17:09,407 --> 00:17:11,902
My wife needs her sweater.

403
00:17:12,116 --> 00:17:12,402
Ow!

404
00:17:12,618 --> 00:17:15,112
Yes, sir!

405
00:17:16,495 --> 00:17:19,200
You're watching the Designing Women Marathon
on Nick at Nite.

406
00:17:19,415 --> 00:17:20,580
Sir, you may be right.

407
00:17:20,797 --> 00:17:23,583
I may be not capable of understanding
normal thinking
408
00:17:23,797 --> 00:17:26,582
because I think a woman is just
as powerful as a man.

409
00:17:26,797 --> 00:17:28,592
And until you learn to respect me,

410
00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:32,010
you better learn
to stay out of my way.

411
00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:35,593
'Cause this is my house.

412
00:17:37,517 --> 00:17:40,512
This is my house.

413
00:17:45,108 --> 00:17:48,903
Staying up all night re-writing
The Amazing Hobo.

414
00:17:49,115 --> 00:17:51,191
You fat nerd.

415
00:17:51,407 --> 00:17:52,280
Good morning, Lemon.

416
00:17:52,486 --> 00:17:54,190
Hey, Jack, come on!

417
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:55,493
You stay up all night?

418
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:58,703
How can you tell?

419
00:17:58,918 --> 00:18:00,783
This is the men's room.

420
00:18:00,995 --> 00:18:03,200
Oh!

421
00:18:05,505 --> 00:18:07,213
Did you win your golf parade?
422
00:18:07,428 --> 00:18:08,423
Even better.

423
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:12,501
Next weekend Tracy and I are gonna
double team Don Geiss with our big ideas.

424
00:18:12,718 --> 00:18:13,803
You're so weird.

425
00:18:14,016 --> 00:18:16,722
Now get out of here.
I have to yell at my staff.

426
00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:22,392
Because I'm not just feminine,
I also can project my power.

427
00:18:25,988 --> 00:18:29,190
Didn't you bake us anything?

428
00:18:29,407 --> 00:18:31,821
Hey, I thought you were gonna
being snickerdoodles in.

429
00:18:31,988 --> 00:18:33,321
That's the only reason I showed up.

430
00:18:33,486 --> 00:18:36,783
I mean, you can't promise snickerdoodles
and then not bring any.

431
00:18:36,996 --> 00:18:39,622
That's not cool.

432
00:18:39,787 --> 00:18:41,202
Listen up, everybody.

433
00:18:41,416 --> 00:18:41,910
Listen to me.

434
00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:42,581
Listen!

435
00:18:42,787 --> 00:18:44,081
Shh shh shh shh shh.

436
00:18:44,297 --> 00:18:45,913
There will be no more baked goods.

437
00:18:46,087 --> 00:18:48,211
No more walking all over me.

438
00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:51,291
I was here all night doing your work.

439
00:18:51,507 --> 00:18:53,003
But at 3:30 this morning,

440
00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:56,722
I happened to see this episode
of Designing Women.

441
00:18:56,887 --> 00:19:00,181
And when it came on again at 5:30,
I taped it.

442
00:19:00,395 --> 00:19:02,601
And I want you all
to watch very closely.

443
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:08,192
Because it sums up so perfectly
what I wanna say to you.

444
00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:10,812
What do I hit, input?

445
00:19:10,987 --> 00:19:12,480
Is there a TV/VCR button?

446
00:19:12,697 --> 00:19:13,983
What is aux?

447
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:15,482
Hey, can I go now?

448
00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:16,190
Hang on.
449
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:19,991
I want your full attention!

450
00:19:21,116 --> 00:19:24,082
Why is it making that noise?

451
00:19:24,285 --> 00:19:26,501
Ugh.

452
00:19:28,506 --> 00:19:29,792
Okay, never mind.

453
00:19:30,007 --> 00:19:34,000
But I want to say something to all of you.

454
00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:35,591
I am the boss here.

455
00:19:35,807 --> 00:19:38,383
And sometimes that's gonna
make me unpopular.

456
00:19:38,596 --> 00:19:40,511
But the point is...

457
00:19:40,688 --> 00:19:44,102
I know what you called me, Lutz.

458
00:19:44,306 --> 00:19:45,391
Oh.

459
00:19:45,608 --> 00:19:47,680
I'm sorry that I said that.

460
00:19:47,897 --> 00:19:49,890
Please don't make me
move back to Alaska, Liz.

461
00:19:50,107 --> 00:19:50,982
I hate it there.

462
00:19:51,195 --> 00:19:53,112
You can stay.

463
00:19:53,316 --> 00:19:54,693
But if you ever...

464
00:19:54,905 --> 00:19:58,690
If any of you ever call me
that horrible word again,

465
00:19:58,908 --> 00:20:00,202
I will fire you.

466
00:20:00,406 --> 00:20:03,413
And you will never alter drapes
in Atlanta again.

467
00:20:03,627 --> 00:20:08,003
Because you do not cross
a Sugarbaker woman!

468
00:20:08,206 --> 00:20:10,502
I'm so tired.

469
00:20:10,715 --> 00:20:14,080
I'm so tired, you guys.

470
00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:23,301
All right, champ.

471
00:20:24,395 --> 00:20:27,393
It's nonny time.

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